🕵・murder-mystery

[bronze cobalt]

I started to think that Hive murder mystery has Bots in the game

There is no way people play like this.

This bad

[winged axle]

ikr

[raw aurora]

humanity is weak

[raw aurora]

when u cant move well and ur on a phone the game is kinda hard to learn

[serene marsh]

pelpe

[bronze cobalt]

FPS games on Touchscreen devices is the stupidest thing I ever heared in my life

If I will ever play minecraft on a phone

I'm not playing it wthout a controller.

[royal sparrow]

🕵‍♂️

[manic oriole]

Like it or not that’s how the vast majority of players play

But ya it’s sometimes really bad

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah they need to add a toggle for it

I want to play with people that play with KBM

Otherwise it's a boring game.

No action

[dreamy temple]

@manic oriole hiiiii

[manic oriole]

Hiiii

[dreamy temple]

i saw a spider 6 hours ago

it is now 3:30am

[manic oriole]

SLEEP

[dreamy temple]

no

[manic oriole]

Why not

U need sleep

[dreamy temple]

the spider

it was big idk whwre it went

[manic oriole]

Turn on ur light, shake out ur blanket, check ur bed and pillow, and go to sleep.

Or move to a different room.

But u need sleep. Sleep is necessary for the development of the teenage brain.

[dreamy temple]

why r u up

[manic oriole]

😅

[dreamy temple]

YEAH

[manic oriole]

That’s a very good question

[dreamy temple]

UH HUH

go to bed

[manic oriole]

My cat is cute and I have homework I’m doing

So I can’t rn

But I will in a bit

It’s only half past midnight for me

It’s past 3 for u

[dreamy temple]

shhhhh

[potent dawn]

ofc I hit the best shots when im not recording

[dreamy temple]

ok i sleep at 5

[outer condor]

g

i should not be awake right now

[jade marten]

hello murdrtm ustery

[dapper venture]

pain

[potent dawn]

at least i got one

[dapper venture]

send it :p

[potent dawn]

gimme a min

[potent dawn]

@dapper venture

[dapper venture]

DAYUM

nice shottt

[potent dawn]

is good? ;-;

[dapper venture]

yeah

[potent dawn]

yay

[dapper venture]

it’s awesome! good job

[potent dawn]

first time my shots been noticed by someone ;-;

[rose geode]

Nc flick bro

[potent dawn]

tyty

[barren raven]

Nice shoot, are you pc?

[near valve]

i.. i lived that?

[near valve]

nice shot!

[civic ledge]

Now that is what i call lucky

My heartrate there wd have probably gone up mad time

[barren raven]

Impossible nice

[serene marsh]

with that kind of luck i'd consider buying a lottery ticket

[serene marsh]

dododo

[outer condor]

sododododododo

good morning murder mystery

[glossy token]

hi peeps

i did my geo and maths exam

[raw aurora]

crehper if u think that was wild then check this out

and just know that i havent lost a game as murderer in a while

[outer condor]

how’d it go

[glossy token]

geography

was

lit!!!!1!1

maths was fine

[outer condor]

geography

is garbage

[jade marten]

i made my geography teacher's life a misery

i'm an angel

[outer condor]

honestly they’re a geography teacher

[glossy token]

i didnt even stidy for geography

[outer condor]

their life probably already was misery

[glossy token]

but the exam was sooo easy

[raw aurora]

how so

genuinely curious

[outer condor]

math is the best subject

the end

that or cs

[raw aurora]

sometimes

bio can be more entertaining but ya math's one of the easier ones if u pay attention in class

[outer condor]

bio was a breeze for me

i did not pay attention in class

still somehow made it out with an A both semesters

teacher was really nice tho

[dreamy temple]

Absurd

Alt

[raw aurora]

hi

my main's not working rn so here i am

[outer condor]

rip anabsurdname

[raw aurora]

ya

[potent dawn]

controller

[raw aurora]

i can still get to it on my phone but not on my computer which is annoying

[outer condor]

sounds wonderful

i was helping someone with physics at like 3 am on Monday and then discord decided to have an outage

seems discords been all over the place this week

[barren raven]

O

[dreamy temple]

hii i went to bed at 5

and rhen woke up at 12

i think the spider bit me so i will be dead soon

[raw aurora]

ur not good

[dreamy temple]

i am

[raw aurora]

do u live in australia

[dreamy temple]

no

[raw aurora]

then ull be fine lol

[outer condor]

if you’ve been fine this long you will prob be ok

[raw aurora]

pretty much no NA spider can kill a human past toddler size

[outer condor]

either that or the spider just screwed away

[outer condor]

I mean..

[raw aurora]

but also remember to disinfect the bite, it could get infected

[raw aurora]

name 1

[serene marsh]

Try climbing up a wall

[raw aurora]

I'll wait

[outer condor]

tarantula

[raw aurora]

not very venemous

nice try

[outer condor]

tho ig those don’t really bite they just don’t like us

[jade marten]

black widow? idk anythubg about spiders lol

[outer condor]

and are defensive

[raw aurora]

black widows don't kill, brown recluses may be less venomous than we thought, etc

black widows will hurt like heck and u might lose some skin and stuff but u probably wont die

[jade marten]

sounds nice

[raw aurora]

ye

but spiders are undeniably creepy

[outer condor]

mouse spider?

isn’t that venomous

[dreamy temple]

im dead

[raw aurora]

never heard of it, probably wont kill u then

[raw aurora]

L

[outer condor]

hi dead

[dreamy temple]

the spider was the size of a small baby hand

[viscid jacinth]

@viral smelt why’re you always q’ing out of my games lmao

[serene marsh]

Especially I found one behind my poster I legit screamed…

[jade marten]

i remember when i had my emo phase, somethubg in me was convinced spiders were cute

[raw aurora]

what did it look like tho

[dreamy temple]

black

[raw aurora]

big and black ok what else

was it very hairy?

[dreamy temple]

they have cute faces up close some of them but no

[jade marten]

💀

[raw aurora]

*spiders

[viscid jacinth]

fax and the daddy long legs aren’t poisonous but god they’re big and creepy

[raw aurora]

true true

[serene marsh]

Spiders have cute faces?? Hell nah I’m out

[dreamy temple]

i don't know it was on my laptop screen in the dark and it went fast and then i turned the lights on and it was gone

[raw aurora]

they arent even spiders iirc

[raw aurora]

then ur fine

[viscid jacinth]

don’t even get me started with tarantulas

[civic ledge]

Insects are creepy as heck full stop

[potent dawn]

khabys 100k away from charlie if anyone cares

[raw aurora]

bees are cute and fuzzy

[outer condor]

could be a hunstman or something

[civic ledge]

Bees, wasps, hornets any flying insect i hate them

[outer condor]

tho idk if those are native the the us

[potent dawn]

what bout wasps

[serene marsh]

He does it to me also lol

[outer condor]

me when wasps are always around my house

[raw aurora]

no fuzz so no me likey

[potent dawn]

wasps hella hurt damn

[outer condor]

i legit take down one nest

[jade marten]

i have somehow never been stung by one of those

[civic ledge]

Idc how important and endangered bees are irdc i hate them

[viscid jacinth]

OMG

[outer condor]

and the intellectuals make three more

[raw aurora]

never seen a blushing anime spider before and im strangely disturbed

[serene marsh]

Okay jumping spiders are cute

[outer condor]

oh jumping spiders

they’re cool ngl

[potent dawn]

wasps are painful

[dreamy temple]

i've stepped on 2 hornets nests in my life ,do not recommend at all

[outer condor]

really smart and social

[viscid jacinth]

i cannot do any close up on spiders faces 😟

[raw aurora]

dont do that lol

[outer condor]

i have never been stung by a wasp

[serene marsh]

several people are typing

[outer condor]

though I’ve gotten close

[dreamy temple]

one i was camping and the first day my whole leg got stung and i couldn't walk without crying

[jade marten]

i'm all for protecting them and that, but keep them as far away from me as possible

[outer condor]

they made nests in our grill

[dreamy temple]

i didn't mean to bc they live underground

[viscid jacinth]

bees are adorable idc

[outer condor]

and in our mailbox

[raw aurora]

sounds like a skill issue

also ouch

[civic ledge]

Go near a nest of executioner wasps

[dreamy temple]

[outer condor]

can someone please explain why wasps made a nest within my mailbox

[raw aurora]

ur fur suit shoulda protected u

[serene marsh]

Wolf spiders are a NOPE

[raw aurora]

u furry

[jade marten]

how does discord know we're all people. there may be other species among us

[potent dawn]

whenever i see a bee or anything i just dart away

[civic ledge]

Among us

[outer condor]

yeah what if I’m a dog

[raw aurora]

ur a furry too?

[dreamy temple]

i woudl rather not go near any kind of bug i hate bugs ,ive had anxiety attacks just bc of hearing flies buzz around me it sucks so much

[jade marten]

sus

[raw aurora]

u should meet anika

[dreamy temple]

stop

[civic ledge]

Seen the size of Tarantula Hawks?

[dreamy temple]

no pls

[raw aurora]

i wont stop until u take it out of ur bio

[serene marsh]

I ain’t searching it up!

[dreamy temple]

why u want it out of my bio

[outer condor]

those things are kinda cool ngl

[raw aurora]

fair point

[civic ledge]

Their size tho

Its huge

[outer condor]

crazy how a single sting can send a grown ass man to the ground, paralyzed in pain

[raw aurora]

nah its more i wanna call u a furry and ill know ur done when u remove it from ur bio

[dreamy temple]

i changed it

[outer condor]

well yeah, they’re hunting tarantulas

[jade marten]

that's what she said

[civic ledge]

Fellow Coyote Peterson fan

[raw aurora]

u didnt tho

[outer condor]

yup

[dreamy temple]

reload disc

[civic ledge]

That is what i said.

[raw aurora]

STOP

[outer condor]

now it’s even better

[raw aurora]

ur not wrong tho

but still stop

[dreamy temple]

[raw aurora]

goated emote

[jade marten]

i managed to get sunburnt on my nose

[dreamy temple]

yes

[raw aurora]

rip bro

[jade marten]

i literally go outside for like an hour a day to take the dog out WHY

[civic ledge]

L

I never get sunburnt because i never go out >:)

[raw aurora]

bet u never get grass stains either

[civic ledge]

I prefer pavements so technically i dont

[raw aurora]

wait why

grass is optimal

[civic ledge]

Nope

Not riskin steppin in dog dung

[raw aurora]

do u play any sports

[civic ledge]

No

[jade marten]

i've picked up enough of that in my life

[outer condor]

funnily enough that has already happened to me

[raw aurora]

oh that explains it

grass is much better for sports

[civic ledge]

Im not sporty at all

[raw aurora]

except basketball

[outer condor]

not the best experience

[jade marten]

sports, exercise NO

[raw aurora]

wait why not

[civic ledge]

Unless you include just dance in sports-

[raw aurora]

being fit is amazing

[outer condor]

sports is fun

[raw aurora]

sports are fun

[serene marsh]

High metabolism, yes

[outer condor]

i played some hockey a while ago

[raw aurora]

did u fight

[outer condor]

then some floor hockey

[dreamy temple]

softball fun

[raw aurora]

thats the only reason to play hockey

[civic ledge]

I have athletic skills but i have no endurance

[raw aurora]

TRUE

[raw aurora]

used to be me

[outer condor]

no but I can confirm, getting hit in the nuts with a hockey puck is not a fun experience

[dreamy temple]

i played for like 5 years n thrn quit

[jade marten]

i was in my school hockry team when i was like 10 or smth lol

[raw aurora]

u gotta wear a cup

[dreamy temple]

can also confirm

[civic ledge]

I can easily run 18kmh but after 30 seconds im lying on the floor sweating and panting like crazy

[raw aurora]

were u good?

[outer condor]

this was the one time I decided not to

[dreamy temple]

i can do everything but pitch and bat

[raw aurora]

...

[outer condor]

i also played some badminton

[dreamy temple]

so no

[raw aurora]

skill issue

[jade marten]

idek what softball is

[serene marsh]

Basketball to the face ain’t no joke

[dreamy temple]

baseball but with bigger balls

[raw aurora]

tho when the store lets u decide ur own cup size u can have a little fun

[outer condor]

def a lot crazier of a sport than it seems ngl

[raw aurora]

its not

[jade marten]

👀

[dreamy temple]

and u throw the ball differently

[civic ledge]

I literally get no competivity in sports at all unless you can count Wii just dance

[dreamy temple]

yes

[raw aurora]

no

[dreamy temple]

yes

[jade marten]

maybe

[raw aurora]

its for people who cant throw overhand

[jade marten]

perhaps

[raw aurora]

so they gotta granny the ball

[dreamy temple]

i can throw over hand but not under

[raw aurora]

same

[outer condor]

everytime I threw overhand in school when we played dodgeball I hit someone in the head

[dreamy temple]

incredible

[jade marten]

i've never known it anything other than over/underarm

[outer condor]

i think I’m just too tall or too good

[raw aurora]

I had a friend who played softball and i had to ask her to throw things to me overhand bc if she threw underhand there was a small possibility of death

[jade marten]

overhand sounds weird to me

must be a british thing

[raw aurora]

no its an american thing

or a sports thing

what

[outer condor]

over/underarm are the same as over/underhand

i think

[raw aurora]

no

thats a part of the body bro

[outer condor]

oh true

[civic ledge]

The best sport is cricket imo

[outer condor]

mb

[raw aurora]

TRUE

[outer condor]

a lot of my friends agree

looks fun

[jade marten]

i used to like cricket but i was terribe lol

[civic ledge]

I bet i sound so british saying that

[raw aurora]

especially if ur Calvin and Hobbs

[raw aurora]

very very

[jade marten]

innit bruv

[outer condor]

honestly

the entire word besides NA plays cricket

[serene marsh]

Because we went easy on Netherlands right 😏

[raw aurora]

ya we play grasshopper

see what i did there

im so funny

[jade marten]

i don't really like sport tbh, but the other day me and my dad had a conversation about fatal football disasters

that was a fun convo

people getting crushed and burned alive

[raw aurora]

lmao

[outer condor]

badum tiss

[jade marten]

also i smell bacon

fr

[outer condor]

I had a bad experience with bacon

[jade marten]

oh

[serene marsh]

Let’s hear it

[jade marten]

but WHY do we cook bacon and bake cookies

[outer condor]

we tried doing some like online grocery shopping thing when quarantine started because we couldn’t go to the grocery store/didn’t want to

then the person doing our grocery bought some turkey bacon thing

and I wanted to try it despite it not being something we wanted

ate it, and was sick for the a couple days

[outer condor]

that is a good question

[jade marten]

i've never had turkey bacon, just bacon bacon

[viscid jacinth]

turkey bacon is so gross imo

[outer condor]

it tastes so bad

my stomach still lurches when I think of the flavor

[serene marsh]

It sounds Smokey*

[civic ledge]

bacon is bacon.

[viscid jacinth]

honestly it is

but it’s almost like bitter tbh

[jade marten]

reminds me i've still got my flying pig skin saved somewhere lol

[serene marsh]

Hmmm wonder if it would go well with brown sauce

[outer condor]

it was like a weird, sweet flavor, when I had it

but like a bittersweet flavor

with a really weird after taste

[jade marten]

is it weird i like my chips with bbq sauce

[outer condor]

not really

wait you’re from the uk right

[jade marten]

yes

[outer condor]

meaning chips are fries

[jade marten]

oh yeah forgot about that lol

[outer condor]

yeah that’s not bad

[jade marten]

americanisms really confise me lmao

[outer condor]

yeah they went ahead and did everything different from the rest of the world

for no exact reason

[raw aurora]

freedom

[outer condor]

too much freedom

[serene marsh]

High on American spirit

[outer condor]

i mean

July 4th is kinda like 2 weeks away

so it’s understandable

I’m so ready to be awake all night listening to the sounds of my next door neighbors firing fireworks into the sky

[serene marsh]

I had someone who was scared of fireworks and had to comfort her over the phone n.n

[viscid jacinth]

being american is a struggle sometimes

wish we had free ambulance fees 💔

[raw aurora]

yessir

[raw aurora]

true

[serene marsh]

Is there any reason why you come on EU? You fine having a high ping?

[viscid jacinth]

oh a lot of the people i’m friended with are EU Mains, and also they’re fairly more higher levels on MM in EU and i like competition 😅. i don’t really care about my ping in NA or EU i just join which ever i want too

[dreamy temple]

same

[jade marten]

tbh most of the time the difference is usually not that noticeable

for me anyway

[viscid jacinth]

i never see rarely any high levels in NA during the day, it’s only at night but it varies everyday

[serene marsh]

I’m perfectly content having like a 160+ ping but anything above 200 I’m just nope

[jade marten]

for me eu is usually 15-25 ping and na is usually 90-100

[jade marten]

thats what i get on asia, its unplayable

[viscid jacinth]

hmm it says my NA ping is 0

[serene marsh]

You on some of that Google fibre 👀

[viscid jacinth]

LMAO

no i am not pfft

[serene marsh]

iPad mimi

[viscid jacinth]

yes

mobile player

[serene marsh]

And there’s me

-123747462723 ping in EU

[viscid jacinth]

jesus

[jade marten]

im in tesco (grocery store for the americans) and i got on the wifi tested on my phone i got 17 on eu and like 2300 on as lol

[serene marsh]

Lemme try and trigger this lmao

[vast ledge]

I'm trying to max out on murder mystery. To all those out there who are max on it I would like to know how long it takes to max on average

[viscid jacinth]

it depends on how much effort and time you wanna put into it

[vast ledge]

You max?

[viscid jacinth]

if you have hive+ and play like for a long time each day you’ll max out faster as if you weren’t hive+

and yeah i’ve been max for 2-3 years now

[vast ledge]

I have hive +

[serene marsh]

Also with a 10 plus login streak

[vast ledge]

How long did it take you

Will if I have to I can buy boosters with quest points

[viscid jacinth]

uh well i was gifted hive+ around level 60 something and was very keen on getting to max really fast so i played for many hours each day so i would say about maybe 6 months?

[vast ledge]

Ok

[serene marsh]

But booster start immediately start as you active them so you have to queue every time when the game ends to optimise

[viscid jacinth]

mind you i didn’t play murder for awhile cause i was more focused on SG but when i got hive+ it didn’t take me that long to max tbh but we’re just gonna go with 6 months

[vast ledge]

Yes I did that when I was maxing just build

@viscid jacinth thanks for your help

[viscid jacinth]

you’re welcome

[serene marsh]

Max for that long?!? I maxed out since December n.n

[dreamy temple]

i maxed august soon a year

mmmmmmmm

[jade marten]

and parsnips lol

[jade marten]

i maxed in march iirc

[raw aurora]

i see no fish

[serene marsh]

Oh no to parsnips

[raw aurora]

or funny

...

mods ban her

[dreamy temple]

LISTEJ to it

[serene marsh]

Moist

[jade marten]

what did they ever do to u

[raw aurora]

MODS

she's using innappropro emojis

[dreamy temple]

🪳

[jade marten]

it says cod fillets, i coupsnt find any fish that looked liek fish

[raw aurora]

heh

so its not swedish and its not a fish

[hushed lion]

e

[viscid jacinth]

yup i’ve been on the hive since 2018 😅

[serene marsh]

Damn I’ve only been around since 2020 😭

[viscid jacinth]

don’t think i maxed until early 2020 though because murder mystery came out in June 2019 and i first played in October of 2019

[viscid jacinth]

yeah asu and i are basically OG’s

[serene marsh]

if susu wasn’t muted she’d be flexing right now

[viscid jacinth]

rip

asu and i go way back 🥲

[serene marsh]

Complimentary keyboard ASMR that nobody asked for

[outer condor]

you have not heard keyboard asmr till you hear my keyboard

that is, as soon as I get keycaps for it

[serene marsh]

What switches you have?

[dreamy temple]

QUESTION why 2 keyboards on desk

[jade marten]

i only been on since 2021 march i think, things were chaotic begore theb lol

[serene marsh]

There’s a console behind my left monitor which is using the blue led keyboard and the razor huntsman is hooked up to my slow laptop, but I’m saving up for a PC I can buy this year

[dreamy temple]

ooooaaaa

[serene marsh]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

it was actually a lot more less toxic back then, rather than now

[civic ledge]

Easily so

Mm is so much more toxic now

[jade marten]

it's full of so many try hards i swear

[outer condor]

Gateron black ink switches that have been lubed and filmed

[jade marten]

even when i started it was no where near as bad

[outer condor]

my case has foam in it and my keyboard has been tape modded

easily spent $400 trying to make a decent keyboard 😭😭

was kinda worth it tho cause it sounds really good

[jade marten]

then there's me with just a cheap keyboard

[outer condor]

truthfully

i still don’t have keycaps

so to do this day I also still use one of those cheap keyboards as well

that come in those Logitech bundles with a mouse

[civic ledge]

Ugh first game on today i get given murderer

What luck lmao

And first sher the murd q's instantly ofc

[raw aurora]

im on an ipad

i dont want to hear it

[outer condor]

yoooooo same

[raw aurora]

ur on kbm go away

[outer condor]

no

[raw aurora]

yes

fix ur bio if u wanna lie

[outer condor]

i played on my iPad for basically my entire time playing mc

[raw aurora]

oh

ok thats fair

[outer condor]

i got pc like last year

but I’m garbage soooooo

[jade marten]

they're adding bluetooth kbm support for ios in next 1.19 update

[outer condor]

i don’t use it

[raw aurora]

oh

[raw aurora]

theres already bluetooth kbm support for ios

its just bad

iirc

[outer condor]

so true

it is garbage

[jade marten]

that's what i mean, i think they making it work proper

[raw aurora]

multiple seconds of delay

[raw aurora]

oh

they better fix controller and kbm players in mobile que then

[civic ledge]

Suggestion
To stop people q'ing as murd do what they do for bridge solos

Good or bad

Everytine you q you get warned and then leads to a temp ban on mm

[outer condor]

LMAO

god I hate that so much

[raw aurora]

put that into the forums

that could be cool

but it could also lead to people just hiding instead of Qing

and that would be annoying

[outer condor]

people already do that

don’t they

[civic ledge]

Thats a report for prolonging

[civic ledge]

Doing it now tbh its a bloody good idea imo

[dreamy temple]

RLLU

AA

[jade marten]

yeah i think they added it in 1.19.10 betas

[serene marsh]

I can already smell the latency lag

[civic ledge]

Bro its not letting me

[serene marsh]

did u just agree to her being a hot furry😥

[outer condor]

no

[manic oriole]

Yes he did

Leave him

[serene marsh]

😥😥

[manic oriole]

U deserve better

[serene marsh]

i heart eric

😥

[manic oriole]

He’s a bad dad tho

Think of ur child

😱

MOM

I’m sorry mom

[serene marsh]

i cant bekieve eric called anika a hot furry

[serene marsh]

good

cries

pee

[outer condor]

I DIDNT

[serene marsh]

liar

[civic ledge]

woohoo i did it

https://forum.playhive.com/t/stop-murderers-queuing-out-of-games-in-murder-mystery/67019

[haughty canopy]

what's rhis for

[civic ledge]

Scroll up a bit i mentioned that i thought of a way to prevent people qing as murderer

[haughty canopy]

yeah but why

[civic ledge]

Why what?

[serene marsh]

theres a description on the thing

read it??

[haughty canopy]

why do you want murders to not queue

[civic ledge]

Because them qing ruins the fun and spirit of the game

[haughty canopy]

oh

how do I support it

can i

[serene marsh]

vote it

[viscid jacinth]

@serene marsh nice teaming bud

[serene marsh]

smh

temals😰

teramers

teamers

[viscid jacinth]

shiver me timbers 🥶🥶🥶

[serene marsh]

fr

[viscid jacinth]

oh wait

txt <33???

[serene marsh]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

as you should

[serene marsh]

YA

[viscid jacinth]

taehyun supremacy 🫶🏻

[serene marsh]

i love them all

but yeonjun

taehyuns eyes are just

amazing.

[serene marsh]

wait this isnt as in not yeonjun imeman yeonjun heart

[raw aurora]

what is this

[outer condor]

this is murder mystery

[civic ledge]

Gosh im so rusty as murderer lmao

[raw aurora]

no i mean whats the stuff with the other stuff

[raw aurora]

u literally main seeker how r u rusty

[outer condor]

it’s just some more stuff, like stuff, ykwim?

[raw aurora]

no

[civic ledge]

Whats seeker got to do w murderer-

[raw aurora]

chasing people and hitting them with ur sword

obv

u meme runners like theyre standing still

so how could u fail when u have a 1hit and a 1hit projectile

[civic ledge]

...

"how could u fail" is the exact reason why i constantly call myself a bad player.

[raw aurora]

NO

I mean ur goated in all things

[civic ledge]

Nevermind

[raw aurora]

no no no

im saying ur cracked so theres no way u could be bad

sometimes they have a bow and so u cant just chase bc then u get shot and its pretty unwinnable

if u couldnt do it then i for sure couldnt

starr u literally have all the badges

theres no way ur bad

[outer condor]

that is a rare sight

[frank wasp]

playtime =/= skill 😁

[dreamy temple]

hi!

but true yes

[civic ledge]

For once in my life i actually agree with you

[viscid jacinth]

they’re blocked for me

who is it

[civic ledge]

Falliah

[viscid jacinth]

PFFT

[civic ledge]

Ikr

Me actually agreein w him

[viscid jacinth]

anyway

[manic oriole]

Why’d u block falliah

They’re funny

It’s like watching a dancing dolphin

[frank wasp]

oh no

a hive bedrock murder mystery player who has enough time to max every game is mad at me 😭😭

(most people here) are probably either malnourished or obese 💁

[dreamy temple]

hi

[frank wasp]

@manic oriole dolphins CANNOT dance

learn the science 🥱

[frank wasp]

\o

[civic ledge]

How is me agreeing with you, me mad at you

You literally described me its a good thing lmao

[serene marsh]

they can now

[frank wasp]

@civic ledge Your self awareness is stunningly lacking

[near valve]

youtuber in my lobby

[frank wasp]

“utuber”

😐👍

good job for seeing one of the hive’s beloved content creators

now, kindly leave the channel❤️❤️

[near valve]

okay

[frank wasp]

and head over to #🎥・self-promotion

[civic ledge]

Hm not bad

[raw aurora]

they can good sir

i dont know what u mean

[raw aurora]

wow ur rude

thats a violation of rule 1

[frank wasp]

Rule 1 is be kind basically

I included the adverb “kindly” in my message

I’m good 🥱👍

[raw aurora]

you cant say a rude thing and then add "kindly" and a few nice emojis at the end

lol

[frank wasp]

Kindly stop harassing me (rule 8) ❤️😁

[raw aurora]

idk what ur talking about, im clearly just informing you of the rules you've broken to help keep u from getting banned again

if anything u should be thanking me

actually, ur being rude by not thanking me for helping u but idc im a nice person so I'll let it go

[frank wasp]

I was politely redirecting a lost soul toward the correct channel to prevent him from being banned for spam (rule 4).

[raw aurora]

it seems you dont quite understand rule 4, so I will be a good person and help educate you. Rule 4 is "Do not spam. Avoid excessive messages, images, formatting, emoji, commands, and @ mentions."
noone was breaking that rule, so the way you attacked them would fall under rule 1, please be kind to others.

[frank wasp]

This conversation doesn’t really belong here anyways.

[raw aurora]

please sir this isn't a memes channel, thats in violation of rule 4

[dreamy temple]

[frank wasp]

Let’s drop it because of rule 4 :)

What is everyone’s favorite map?

[raw aurora]

*rule 1

[dreamy temple]

none but the new val map is pretty

[jade marten]

wut is even going on

[raw aurora]

you've been lost to the dark side

[dreamy temple]

no

[raw aurora]

valorant smh

[dreamy temple]

yes

[frank wasp]

Absurd is having a psychotic break.

[dreamy temple]

oh no ....

[raw aurora]

rule 1 😄

please be kind and civil

[jade marten]

i doubt it but okay....

[frank wasp]

Please do not impersonate staff members 😁

😃👍

[raw aurora]

*rule 1

[dreamy temple]

[serene marsh]

guys why is tis falliah person so annoyimg

[raw aurora]

please refrain from using so many unnecessary emojis, thats in violation of rule 4

[frank wasp]

The works of one of the greatest artists of all times is a meme? Society- 😔

[raw aurora]

#🎨・skins-textures not this channel please

[frank wasp]

Wait- who even are you?

[dreamy temple]

hes not that bad

[serene marsh]

idk who are you?!

[viscid jacinth]

uh old stuff but i don’t really care about it anymore i was just wondering who they were cause they’re blocked lmao

[jade marten]

really?

[raw aurora]

ohhhh

[serene marsh]

okay🙏

[dreamy temple]

ya

easy to ignore

[raw aurora]

true he's funny to watch

[dreamy temple]

has good music taste

[raw aurora]

like a circus monkey doing tricks

[serene marsh]

LOL

[raw aurora]

riding a unicycle and juggling

[frank wasp]

Like your mom doing her job after your dad left lol

[serene marsh]

hahaha

[jade marten]

bruh

[serene marsh]

laughs

[raw aurora]

*rule 1

[serene marsh]

lmaoing

[dreamy temple]

[raw aurora]

please be civil and refrain from harassment and bullying

[jade marten]

lol out loud out loud lodud loud

[raw aurora]

i actually dont have a dad so also thats rule 7 as well

i also dont have a mom

im a test tube baby

but again, rule 7, 1, and 4

[frank wasp]

Seems like I struck a nerve ⛏️

[raw aurora]

rule 1

please

[jade marten]

u should stop

[raw aurora]

nah i was trying to make a joke but didnt know quite where to go with it

nice try tho

if u wanna strike a nerve u should talk about how single i am, thatl really make me sad

[frank wasp]

I died of laughter

[raw aurora]

rule 7 please dont share personal information in this family friendly discord server

[outer condor]

hey that’s my thing

[jade marten]

mwahaha

[outer condor]

oh hey

aren’t you the dude who came into the programming channel

asking why his pc was so slow after he downloaded cryptomining software

on a chrome book

LMAOOOOO

[raw aurora]

lol

[dreamy temple]

oh my god

amazing

[outer condor]

it was

truth be told

if you don’t understand computers don’t download cryptomining software like salad 😁

and then question why your computer is so slow

[raw aurora]

cryptominers after leaving their pc on for 7 days to make $20 of bitcoin looking at their $50 electricity bill

[outer condor]

that’s so accurate

crypto is so bad

[raw aurora]

ya

[frank wasp]

uhm no

it’s just in a lil dip rn

[outer condor]

you spend so much money on electric bills to power your mining machine and on the electric bill then you go to spend it all and then bam it’s crashed

[raw aurora]

👀

[outer condor]

and all your spending was for what

like $1 after waiting a week

[frank wasp]

hold ETH BTC 🚀🌕

[raw aurora]

"lil dip" used to be my old nickname

(kidding)

[frank wasp]

mhm

[frank wasp]

Yeah that was fake tho lmao

[outer condor]

uhuh

[raw aurora]

riiiiight

[outer condor]

it’s fine if it’s real honestly

not the dumbest thing I’ve seen

[serene marsh]

Caribbean BBQ pizza yes or no

[frank wasp]

so anyways how do I install kali linux????

[serene marsh]

Oh falliah!

[outer condor]

you just do

[frank wasp]

I am a hacker I just need help with the install

[frank wasp]

hi!

wsp?

[outer condor]

there’s probably guides online that can help you more than I will, I only have novice skill with like installing arch on macs lol

[serene marsh]

Oh I’m good thanks, fancy seeing you here 😄

[frank wasp]

heh

😁

[frank wasp]

It says there’s a partitioning error in dev/vda

idk what that mean

I can’t access my pc

[civic ledge]

Nb reaction tbh

[serene marsh]

Crypto is cool if its used properly

[serene marsh]

Why are you installing khali

[serene marsh]

Ding

[frank wasp]

Because I am a h4xX0R 🤦‍♂️🕶️

Once i get kali all of yall will be hackked ☠️

[serene marsh]

Gasp

[frank wasp]

How do I enable dark mode?

I need it to hack

[dreamy temple]

im sacred ...

[raw aurora]

google *exists*

[serene marsh]

Nah you need a terminal with ones and zeros in green text to hack

[raw aurora]

yes you are

[frank wasp]

idk how do install cmatrix on kali

[serene marsh]

Its debian based just use aptitude

[frank wasp]

Debian is for NOOBS, I’m using kali, silly user

aptitude won’t work 🤦‍♂️

[dreamy temple]

help

[frank wasp]

get haked 😈

hacked

[dreamy temple]

NOOOO

[raw aurora]

wdym

[dreamy temple]

pls dont hak me ... . ...

[serene marsh]

Mb forgot you were a haxor, compile it from source

[frank wasp]

it’s too late

100001010101010010001010100100100

[raw aurora]

dw helix will protect u

[frank wasp]

hack complete

[raw aurora]

believe in the grace of helix and you shall be saved

[dreamy temple]

NOOO

HELIX

SAVE ME

[frank wasp]

my wifi drivers aren’t working and I installed it on a macbook

[serene marsh]

Macs 💀

[frank wasp]

L BOZO ☠️

[dreamy temple]

:(

[serene marsh]

You could probably get an ethernet to whatever converter online

[frank wasp]

Order it from where?

my macbook is bricked for now

nvm ill just hack amazon rq

[serene marsh]

Do you not have another pc to just reflash macos

[frank wasp]

installing kali was the best decision of my life

[serene marsh]

Yes obv

[frank wasp]

Why would I need another pc?

PCs are for losers who can’t afford macs ☠️

[serene marsh]

You just said your mac was bricked

So true

[frank wasp]

You’re not helping

blocked and hacked ❤️

[dreamy temple]

gasp..

[serene marsh]

Alx he hacked me now, theres nothing i can do

[raw aurora]

🙏

[frank wasp]

mega W for me

[raw aurora]

helix will survive

[frank wasp]

first victem of the hack

[serene marsh]

What DE do you use

[dreamy temple]

our lord snd savorid helix has baen hak ...

[frank wasp]

It’s a wm; herbstluftwm

[serene marsh]

Window managers are cringe, unless its awesome, awesome is pretty cool

[frank wasp]

Omg hes dming asurakt!

[dreamy temple]

AAA

[raw aurora]

wdym

[frank wasp]

his most recent message is “im so scared of being hacked, babe 😭”

[dreamy temple]

omg ......

[frank wasp]

EXPOSED

[frank wasp]

herbstluftwm has floating mode and it’s so easy to configure

and the borders look so fine 👌

[serene marsh]

Awesome is really easily scriptable with lua, you could probably rice it to have the borders

[zinc swallow]

Murder Mystery, Death Run, or Hide & Seek!
I'm 14 y/o, Talk in Discord Call, Lmk (DM)

[outer condor]

that and people who want more than 8 cores for less than $53,000

tho ig the new m1 macs are pretty nice

kinda interested in what m2 has in store

tho i will always remain an amd fanboy

[serene marsh]

Thread rippers & gentoo :)

[raw aurora]

yall just are speaking a different language

[outer condor]

i could make a parts list with a threadripper 3990x that costs less than a Mac Pro

[frank wasp]

Gentoo is pretty unstable

RR is bad imo

[outer condor]

i love having to recompile my OS again and again and again and again and again

[serene marsh]

Bleeding edge is cool but i dont have the knowledge to try and fix it constantly breaking

[frank wasp]

This but unironically

I wanna switch to devuan

[jade marten]

fr^

[serene marsh]

Mint is my favorite personally

[outer condor]

it has been done

[frank wasp]

Oh, I’m not a big fan of cinnamon, rn I’m on ubuntu

[serene marsh]

Cinnamon is my fav DE, are you using gnome?

[bronze cobalt]

What happened to voice chats

[civic ledge]

They got deleted weeks ago

[bronze cobalt]

For what

Some kid got scared?

[civic ledge]

Bc they werent needed apparently

Cuz like gcs and dms

[bronze cobalt]

So we lost memes channel

and voice

Whats nesxt

[civic ledge]

There was a memes channel

[bronze cobalt]

Normal chat?

[civic ledge]

Didnt know a meme channel existed lmao

[bronze cobalt]

Not anymore.

[serene marsh]

It’s called #🕵・murder-mystery

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

[civic ledge]

Bet that was hella racist and homophobic

[bronze cobalt]

For me it's here

[civic ledge]

Meme chat would just be just build but not actually building

[serene marsh]

Its really just general chat for mm mains

[bronze cobalt]

Bro

[civic ledge]

I never go to hive chat

Unless im @'ed

Its so cringe there

[serene marsh]

Someone finally said it!

[bronze cobalt]

Yes memos are aliiiive

[civic ledge]

Im blunt on everything lmao

My opinions are mostly hated but idc i share them how and when i want

[bronze cobalt]

Whats your opinions?i

[civic ledge]

Existence shouldnt exist lmao

[serene marsh]

Going into hive chat was the biggest mistake of my life, first day of speaking there someone tried to dox me and another sent death threats

[bronze cobalt]

Well...

I know it's your opinion but your opinion is wrong

[civic ledge]

How to solve all the worlds problems? Have no world! Simple

Im not trolling im genuinely serious lmao

XD

We wouldnt have black holes crushing everything if everything never existed

[serene marsh]

Especially seeing someone who’s always at the hive chat coming into here just to @ someone just to never be seen again

[bronze cobalt]

Internet explorer is better than every browser

#Facts

[civic ledge]

When i first got @'ed in hive chat i just got spam pinged like crazy and i was like yeah bye lmao

[serene marsh]

Hive chat best chat

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah it's like a crowd of 5 year olds on front of santa asking questions

[civic ledge]

This one coin im so thankful spawned

So close to 20k murders now, bout the only milestone im looking forward to rn

Nb murd game

Bro they sent the wrong order 💀

Dragged on at the end as always lmao

[serene marsh]

Always the last 3

[civic ledge]

Had the same on a museum murd too

Icr if i clipped it or not

And i alr logged off so cba to check

My stats arent actually too bad rn what the heck im eliming just a tiny bit under my avg-

Since when was i becoming consistent again

[serene marsh]

Star, if you don't mind, what's your FOV?

[civic ledge]

105.2 alt off

[serene marsh]

Got it

[civic ledge]

I use a high fov bc my tv is huge

Like 60" or smt iirc

[serene marsh]

Oh

That make sense

[civic ledge]

Wait no not alt off

[civic ledge]

105.2 alt on

[serene marsh]

Levels ≠ skills I like that :)

That's true fax

[civic ledge]

Thankyou finally someone agrees with me

[serene marsh]

Of course, I knew that way back because I play skywar and I am at level 34, but I can still destroy people with level 50+ 💀

It's just because I have skills

[civic ledge]

i dont think you understand why its in my bio

[serene marsh]

LOL

[civic ledge]

im calling myself the definition of level≠skill

[serene marsh]

Haha

It's pretty good ngl

Why are my recordings so delayed 💀

[jade marten]

just realised im 31 wins from 10k lol

[dreamy temple]

NICE

[barren raven]

[serene marsh]

Kinda a blind shot

[barren raven]

[outer condor]

hello murder mystery

[bronze cobalt]

You need to improve your movement.

You get stuck to blocks frequently

And lower your sensitivity to 40 or 35 with 800 dpi

[serene marsh]

Yeah of course I’ll do exactly that just for you 😒

[bronze cobalt]

No thats the best way to improve yourself

[outer condor]

but they’re already so good

[bronze cobalt]

You can be better

[outer condor]

even with high dpi they still get shots like that

though personally I could never imagine doing that it’s amazing they can

[serene marsh]

Can you tell me what sens and DPI you use? I wanna learn from the best like yourself

[bronze cobalt]

Gonna send a video of my movement

Smooth movement

Not getting stuck to a block

[serene marsh]

yes

[serene marsh]

I was stuck to this whole block pls teach me

[bronze cobalt]

I said movement

Not aim

And no one knows how to play properly

that was probably a mobile player

[viscid jacinth]

@serene marsh don’t listen to them lmao

[bronze cobalt]

I made a suggestion sir thats it

you can improve it

I'm not saying you're bad

No one can say that

[viscid jacinth]

he doesn’t necessarily need to listen to what you say, he can do what he wants but that’s up to him :))

cause this is a public server so freedom of speech fr

[bronze cobalt]

Okay can you mind your own business

[viscid jacinth]

damn okay bud

again public server

[bronze cobalt]

Thank you

[bronze cobalt]

See you later

[viscid jacinth]

who said i was leaving lmao

[bronze cobalt]

Bro I'm not gonna argue with you

Leave me alone

[viscid jacinth]

i-

why’re you victimizing yourself

[serene marsh]

I was just about to say

[viscid jacinth]

i’m not even arguing with you-

[bronze cobalt]

I'm not victimizing myself

I'm not arguing with you thats it

[bronze cobalt]

.

[viscid jacinth]

whatever

[bronze cobalt]

Gonna troll people with pink glitch skin so they will close the game and come back

[serene marsh]

Can your 40 or 35 with 800 dpi do this?

[bronze cobalt]

We call it mobile player

[thick oak]

lmao

[jade marten]

ik it's boring but i never record so

[bronze cobalt]

Dang

[serene marsh]

Hey you touched a block you need to improve on your movement

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah it's time to block

[outer condor]

you must do so

[jade marten]

lol

[serene marsh]

Shhhhh

[outer condor]

🤐

[bronze cobalt]

I said it stops your movement for a fracture of second

Thats enough to get you killed

I don't remember saying don't touch the blocks

[serene marsh]

My movements flawless blocks just happen to be in my way 🤷‍♂️

[bronze cobalt]

You can improve it the way I did

[outer condor]

my honest reaction to that information

[serene marsh]

Prince William doesn’t need to hear this right now, he needs to back to sleep

Or he’ll bold even more if he hears any more of this

[jade marten]

i panicked lol

[outer condor]

clean

[jade marten]

for some reason i just though it was saturday lmao

[serene marsh]

I can tell you’re getting sleepy lol

[jade marten]

tbf i am, but that kind of thing is normal for me

[serene marsh]

how many wins are you away from 10k?

[jade marten]

18, im going to sleep now but should definitely get it tomorrow, lol i probably would have got it by now if my adhd brain didn't get distracted lmao

[serene marsh]

I like this one

You can tell when i realize

[jade marten]

whoever deleted my meme is definitely not a cat person

[serene marsh]

You’re joking right?

[cursive island]

We need a mm lobby full of people wearing the same skin 👀

[jade marten]

idk lol

i was almost tempted yesterday to find a mee6 skin because yes

[serene marsh]

I would target that skin with my hearts desire I don’t care