#🕵・murder-mystery
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Yeah
wait you are?
yes
can u farm for me
farming helps after u die
sigh
but i will eventually help u with ur farm bc imma need lots of wheat for mud bricks
👀
yes
Hate the fact that I was actually getting used the the sens but no more 😅
u should keep using it
yaaaa
Sheesh
same
No im moving house soon so whats the point
Ill just tidy it when i start packing
that will take too long
Naw
._.
that reminds me, my rooms also a mess, but can i be bothered to tidy it? NO
Hands
gay socks
Gotta hand it to ya
Bro thigh highs are the bloody best
real handy that
Its a shame tho cause im so tall and every single pair i buy has the model height so small... Thigh highs are literally knee length for me
Im not even joking.
o my
i only have plain black thigh highs i want the kind with cat paw pads on the bottom
I have like,, 6-7 pairs
BRU
Almost all are rainbow
I even has rainbow heart shirt
Rainbow clothing is top notch stuff
your socks are rainbow too
Even before i was bi i loved rainbow clothing lmao
lol, thats kinda interesting xd
I go for anything that strikes gender neutral or feminine except dresses i do not like dresses at all
Idk why lmao
im still straight
Hoodie + skirt + thigh high socks is literally the dream
Hoodies are by far the best piece of clothing ever to exist
i wear like everyday T-Shirt XD
i dont and is it bc you live in UK? ;/
I got a shirt that has a ps2 or 3 remote with writing "gamer girl" with purple/blue pink writing

no its cuz i cba to think what to wear
What
i still cant figure out how ppl play laying down
ugh
I got a grade 1 in gcse chemistry
lucky that i dont understand that
what rhe ehck
sorry may
I don't lay down all the time but mostly i do
well idk this and its the first freakinf question so ig im failing my exam tomorrow
May i only got 2 gcses.
my ipad just falls
damn
same with controller id assume
i have tomorrow math exam 😭
XD
how will u even go college
it goes from 8-11am
max tho
how is ur school not over yet
i live in germany, my ends in a month
Naw thats for like getting a job if u didnt go to college/sixth form i were told
r u one of those districts that insists that school needs to start in november
just search up metal oxides lmao
if u dont want to memorize the periodic tabel
child i have my chesmitry exam TOMORROW
a whole exam paper
well then memorie the periodic table
like thats fonna help
it is
no
yes
ur american shruyp
Chemistry was awful
?
i hate chemistry
i have on chemistry a C
im an american shruyp so i cant tell u all my grade
the second one is really easy
tomror
yeah u american cehus
does it go from 1-6 or?
no im a shruyp
ABCDF
no3 has a charge of -1 while calcium has a charge of +2
okn
meaning calcium nitrate would have to be ca(no3)2
Ok yeah im failing
idk how living in a different country changes the way chemistry works tho
omg
yay
i only get good in bio
when my sister did her year 10 mock exams she got a U (ungraded) cuz she did so bad
First one can either be carbonate, metal, or metal oxide
😦
and her most revent chemistry exam she got the highest grade
so
i dont even need to try
right now
its only for sets next year so idc
and if i do good on my bio and physics
bio is boring
then hopefully the overall grade would be pretty good
too much writing 🥲
its easier than chem
i have math exam tomorrow 😭
i have chemistry
no
same
its gonna be my frist time
YES
no
Maths is the best
it will be hell
idk if it’s just me but like I really enjoy the problem solving aspect
no
fr
of math
WHAT
Screw science
BIOLOGY is te best
That sucks
graphing tho is ass
Tom wants 420 melons for his cats backpack, Aline steals 492 apples from him, Jennifer eats Tom's cat and her backpack, how many childs are on the sun, earth and mars :p
and physics (only astrophysics)
uh
3
i like
😈
history
ew
humanities subjects can DIE
geograohy is the mist boring thing ever.
i do geography and im trash at it
food texh
Yes
yea i do it
yk my grades lol
lol
i literally fall asleep in geography
same
same but thats only because i have it for the first 2 hours on a monday
omg
we were watching a movie in 8th grade in history and I fell asleep during it
that must be painful
it is
LOL
😔😔
everythime we watch a movie i take it as my chance to sleep
and when i finish my test first
i remember one day I had like stayed up the entire night the day before we had map testing
im so trash at geography i get 4’s only and the only time i got a decent grade was when i cheated and i still somehow didnt get the top grade
lmao
LOL
geography is terrible
i want
i do business management and its sooo easy
ice
and i do french and its hard
a classmate cheated in a chemistry test and i still got more points then her without cheating 💀
and i do food tech its prtty ewsy
oops
u smart
i am ice
rlekway
Very
ill meet u in my freezer
maybe i find the chemistry test again
Geo sucks
i do triple science higher as well🥲🥲
I’m pretty sure like my entire grade last year cheated in AP physics 1
bye
and did horrible on the AP exam
alright I gotchu
well I’m the only American here at the moment unfortunately
wow lucky
may i thought you dont want that someone dies
Bruh lmao
only people i know
just wait for Covid part 2 or something
we had our spring break extended until summer break when Covid hit
plus the queen lived long enough, her times up anyways its time for her to go
ok but she’s so cool
no shes not
she could legit get drunk and start a war with anyone
mosquito bites are bad enough I do not want rashes
for THEM
uh
i hate te royl familt
society
die die die queen
god kill the queen
I jus hate megan and harry lmao
Wait what
harry looks like Ed sheeran ngl
People actually like them
or am I thinking of someone else
im in love w the shape of u
thats true somehow
push and pull lalalalal
no my hearts falling in two
im@in love w u body
last night u were innmy room
now my bed sheets smell like u
lalalala someone new
i got warned for putting lyrics in #🐝・hive-chat
well this is murder mystery chat no one cares here
they said that barbie girl was spammy :((
yeah preach!!! yea
they’d call you spammy if you just said “hi”
ngl barbie girls is better than hi
fr
im a Barbie girl
in a Barbie world
life is plastic
it’s fantastic
you can brush my hair
u can touch my hair
undress me anywhere
nowadays there spawning ppl with lvl 100 already
wiat hwat
oh
whay
bro💀
i need 2 double check this rq
i can be ur sugar blalala
im going back to 505
if its a 7 hr flight or a 45 minut drive
no
no
no
no
whatever imthinking abt..
no
go ahead and cry little girl..
no
nobody does it like u do..
no
and if u weee my little girl..
no
i know u got daddy issues
what
i have daddy issues
fr
i havenr seen my dad in 3 years

L
wow
wheres the “repost if you have a biological father figure” gif when I need it
skill issue honestly
may dont be sad
it’s ok I don’t have a grandma
ratio
-.-
hi sad
my ability to feel others pain, is really not useful rn,
i still hate my ma :D
donde es tu padre
im here if u wanna talk may
actually i think hes ok..
its ok
she has me :p
fr
but look at holiday steve
i love steve
live fast die young bad girls do it well
daddy issues are bad
i feel so@powerful when i listen to that song
me too
b
what's it like to feel powerful, i wouldn't know
same
amaoznf
no cyap
kes
fr
fr(for real (fr))
fr = fat raccoon
father
(eric)
wrong
imagine calling your partner “father figure” instead of daddy
@serene marsh mother figure 😍
i prefer mummy
😇
so if u put daddy and mummy together
u get dummy
which makes sense
and im dumb lol
LOO
🚽🧻
i doubt it
Fr (French revolution)
yk wut i mean
yk what i mean too 🤭
not really, im on a whole different world rn
its my party and ill cry if i want to cry if i want to cry cry cry
GUYS OGM
mood
what
for the fish its tasty
THEY DO?
YEAH
if their into that kind of thing
I come back to this...
Oh my cod
this is why ionttje go ontoikriok anmore
bad
most fish lay eggs lol
It was the right place to make a joke
true
Sea what i mean
plaice*
bc it may have eaten the eggs lol
WHAT
WHAT
my fish ate eachother out of starvation
👀
they love a taste of eachother
TA
that seems tramautic wow aleena im so sorry
So what if a big fish ate a ton of little fishes but spat them out. Does that mean they just gave birth to a massive load of fish
Sheesh
waitmguys di we get timedout instead ifmmute now
I think so
i think u still can get muted uidik
Reason: Bad word usage
all praise moomoo🙏
yooo same
one of mine had laid eggs
and wouldn’t stop laying eggs
and then it died
then the other fish in the tank ate all the eggs
yum
handsome😘😍🥰
🥺
🥹
uwu
owo
okg u have a picutr of may
that’s hellmann’s mayo
its me
no
yes it is..
guys I can explain
😢
i have a largely adequate ass
alr hold up
okgsobig
hot
proof?
Me whenever @dreamy temple gives such a obscene challenge that involves my wrist being a fidget spinner
🤨
guys I won my first game of bridge
be proud of me
now
i gotchu
the maps won’t load
ur dad wont load
fr(for real)
bruh who does that
nevermind I realized why nobody plays hive bridge
pog
it really is bypassing simulator
Let’s go Brandon
No I never had milk with dried ravioli
@dapper cloud you guys were my last game until 84
I know a lot of confessions he could make ;))
yeah playing TW Mega normally so we encounter you also yesterday you afking lol
it was indeed 3 am and I passed out...
ohhh that's why
but now you see what happens when I play >:)
yeah
also i gave all my stuff to you expect the sword before i hit you to the void but pearl stole my kill i was like "PEARL BRUHHHHH"
last night happen
BRUH you have a go at me for staying up late mrs 
Hypocryte
BRUHAHAA
See what shes like sometimes Roz😭
Enforces no staying up late rules on me and falls asleep while playing herself
Smh

LMAO
you need it.
So do you.
Surely i won't run to you both in tw mega
When im done on arcade we playin together amap again
mhm
Get maself to lvl 600 tw
which is hopefully tmr.
Su i still have 9 ½ levels of bridge after blockdrop-
Bridge is 2nd longest grind its like 95k xp total im at like 20k
Ppl are alr max yea but depending how fast i can finish bridge means i cd be first controller to max all arcade yk
I believe
im stay lvl 100 without prestige
Bridge is still kinda quick tho
It takes like 800-900 wins and me and frozen when we play steamroll lobbies + i can play w other ppl if i can
Welp 9% battery so I’m heading to bed, goodnight everyone stay safe c:
Cd ask in bridge chat
shamefully, I sorta already do exactly that
any tips for how to get better at being murd
Dont get shot
??
thanks
if the sheriff sucks at aiming save them for last xd
No prob
ive only got shot like not a lot
killing murd is fun ngl
Dang i get shot like every time
once i shot and missed the murd
saw the sheriffs hat right over there so i went for it she chased me
pulled a 180 on her was pretty pog
Nice
wanna know the cool part
Yes
it was her lmao
😯
sens
Clean with it
imagine having good aim
Yeah fr
Controller tweaking sorry
I have absolutely no idea how this missed
Wym
That’s not even a bad thing lmao
You got more than everyone
6 xp a long way
gunna be useful if they ever plan to add an update to mm
Omg yes
They need to add prestige.
I would grind out max prestige in a month
we eating good
Sheez what you eating
🍗
I respect you now
Wow
time to be sus later
@serene marsh i just wanted to say hi 😭
oh right u have chat off whoops
sorry about that then
😭😭 LOL
NO
it's in every channel but why and what is it even saying
nothing at all lol
its not even funny
if it was funny then ig i could respect it but its pretty bad lol
wheres the humor tho
ok dad
i cant find it
ayo
dont do that
in public its "forgive me father for I have sinned"
Well someone doesn’t have humor
ur mom
👀
My bad bro
vine boom
Feeling toxic
ok
Truly didn’t mean it
dw ur fine
Hope u can find it in ur heart to forgive me
Thank u AnAbsuredName
yes sir
good good my child
Fuji's here :D
ok daddy
NO
ur grounded
go to ur room
and sleep
lmao hive bot doesnt allow gifs
gn
poor fuji :(
someone shot me down on a previous murderer match
wdym
u mean u were inno and they still shot u or u were murderer but got memed
also bro howd u let them get to 20 coins
a sheriff shot me down because i messed up on doing controls
ohhh
ya dont do that lol
i do that too sometimes tho but only bc im bad on my switch
not to mention i was still hyperventilating on both rounds
fingers slipping and touch controls being kinda too small despite the button size set to 75
go ask may
can u walk right
yeah
oftentimes you may see me strafing
also the latter
bc the "new" controls are hot garbage
yeah
how do u walk right
my main's on mobile and i cant walk right at all without keeping a finger on the screen in another spot
can still walk fine as long as I don't sprintstrafing
also i have the touch controls completely hidden
wait why
java aspects™
still can't believe that the wither skeletons in Vanilla Bedrock still using regular skeleton sounds
cant believe that they put render dragon on everyone's iPad
bruh 💀
cant believe they patched out furnace god but left in trident killers
cant believe purpur doesnt have a wall yet
nor does dark prismarine nor copper
copper walls shouldnt need to exist
they should
no
wdym
just imagine what it would look like
similar to prismarine but a better texture
also iphones in general are bad (in terms of customer service of course)
steampunk builders would be so happy
also more blocks is almost always a good thing
also red netherbrick needs a wall too
vertical slab
no
vertical slabs honestly wouldnt be a useful thing
still disagree
based have u been playing mm recently?
still wishing for The Hive to use their own sound definitions
no
i used to
i got a new ipad
i.e
hive.murderer.given instead of equip.armor_diamond
idk
👀
i forgot its name
the old ran survival at like 20 fps
i can get 100 fps
WHAT
im getting like 8 in a new survival world
oh
rip :((
im legit on like 3 fps when it matters and 10 when it doesnt
but im goated so i still win
minecraft has some really weird fps mechanics
theyre trying new things out to try to make render dragon work on mobile but I really wish theyd just keep it to the betas
i wish it was a setting which u could disable
they kinda slowed rendering for lower-end devices to stop them from overheating but it just makes ur frames bad and rendering slow
in 1.19
day 500 of trying to find how to use rtx on mobile
ya toggles are great
NaBro u need an rtx graphics card
yeah ik
there might be a texture pack that could mimic it in the near future tho
im p sure there is one
but do u get raytracing
ion know
it looks like rtx
it works on mobile devices
im p sure its optimized for mobile ngl
the addition of render dragon on mobile means obv theyre going to add rtx to mobile eventually bc that was the entire point of render dragon
its just a question of when
its a rendering engine tho
its not built solely for rtx
nah rtx was the ENTIRE reason for creating it
the old engine was just fine for everything else
like not even exaggerating
at some point its not gonna work
bc of amnt of code and stuff
also did u know the old engine is still in the code and through client modifications u can enable it again and it works fine
so all they would need to do is add a toggle
u can do that on iOS?
no not on ios that i know of
u need a hacked client
and idk how to get a hacked client on mobile
i swear andriod tablets are the most cursed thing in this world and theyre the only way to make mcpe good
not that ive ever tried lol
wdym
actually nvm i dont need to know about hacks
😇
i dont knwo one person that got an andriod tablet for anything other than gaming lmao
lol
.
dunno, i have nothing but this Redmi Note 8 Pro
helloo
Those are way better than mine and I'm on PC-😶
rip
worse than rainbows tho
and jordans
Who are they lol
theyre some of the best mobile players on mm
also kinz, tho her stats r kinda bad she's super super good and deserves to be feared
Ooh I used to be a mobile player, one of the reason I have low scores. Still not really an excuse tho, cause there's good mobile players
Lol
@serene marsh you memed me so hard why did u do that
and how did I not hit u for all of that
lmaaoo im sorryyy i wanted to mess with ya a little
I've never been bamboozled so hard in my life
just know that
for context, i was swinging my sword at her for 30 seconds while she danced around me
at first i was screaming then when i noticed the little game that was happening i started laughing a little ngl heh~
but that throwable was good, you did great
😢
my pride as a hide and seek player, down the drain
you singlehandedly shattered my self confidence in the space of half a minute
but also gg lol
did u get the clip i have to know
if only~
😭
why is it that whenever i get memed noone gets the clip
first helix and now u
helix like 580 throwabled me and forgot to clip and now u danced on me and no clip either
i have to upload it on ps4 so gotta wait
@manic oriole @serene marsh here tha go both of you! 🙂
LMAAOO
🤣
this actually legit killed me in a game of hide
wow just wow😭😭😭
omg hey im one of those cops
ofc
Well hey that was depressing
fr ):
“Hey spotifyers”
😭
big pro
What is this at the bottom
Why do they show what emote someone's doing automatically at the podium lol
why did that just click inside my brain that it was bc of the podium smh
bug
it tells you who's emoting or using a emote in general, I tested it out by just doing a random emote i had
LMAO
I dont get it
if you do what you usually do with videos starri you'll know
the rich roblox player:
Uhhh
Im slow
Idk what that means :')
starri, watch this
I’m finally lvl 36
the hey spotifyers was hilarious to me
didnt know she was murd and asked me to protect her then i died. i have trust issues now,
im just gonna shoot everyone up
and you decided to protect them why😭
Trust no one 
nice/friendly = innocent, apparently not
Almost never the case
and sometimes I mean basically everytime
ofc
trust issues 📈 📈
I trust almost no one 
I'm the one who makes it almost
Yes
yh does that whenever i start recording on obs lol
Looks like a 5 year delay
🤣
I thought the video was buffering for a moment
and have the audacity to say gg
Brain Rot...
Always shoot... Never be friendly
yes. the whole 5
that doesn't happen too much bc I'm just better than the targeters
they're not very smart like most people don't know how to dodge or maybe I'm too fast
they just keep running straight
you never should

I've seen people miss a person who stood still
I remember the time I did that on museum and I never felt so ashamed and stopped playing for a day
my worst case for museum was in 2020 when I found out you can't shoot with your back against the glass pane
guess you could say I never felt any pane like that
Definitely me
i was murderer 7 times in a row 😮
x to doubt
Likely story
nope
2.18e-11 chances
all true
Prove it then
Unless you went into a cs and set yourself as murderer 7 times 
no
starri remember when I almost didn't believe you when you said the shower on toy was the most op spot against throwables and arrows
and howdo i prove it if that already happend?
Canny believe it then
not my fault
replay mode?
Kinda is for not getting proof of it ngl
as I suspected
whatever
Its not 1997 back in the days when you could say you got a world record on Choco Mountain on mk64 and if you were trusted itd be accepted
Need proof for these things

Going by you have YT in your name naturally id have thought itd be content worthy to have 7 murderers in a row 
I could probably take 7 murd recordings combine them and say bruh look I got 7 murd rolls in a row
right
Show proof now 😤
I will not sleep till I see proof
he said he has none
Ye so it aint true he not dream with mad luck levels xD
I killed murders 36 times in a row
my record
heh.. "luck"
i have 1 xp more i am so cool
aHOW
yea I figured
not to mention, splodg3r gave himself a million xp one month
this is like the 4th time I said it but I'm sure he doesn't like me bc of how much I've caught and exposed him for things
he used to answer questions but now he's silent
im generally confused how do u have 900 more xp
HUH
Su you called allxxy funny weird how dare you
Im so sorry for her allxxyy
She can get so rude sometimes smh smh 
IM SO confused
Hello SO confused, my name is Starr
Hey sammy



