🕵・murder-mystery

[eternal gate]

did they?

[jade marten]

museum is mediocre imo, and its terrible for murderer because of how easy it is to get shot

[south onyx]

I wish u got costume for collecting all the mail bots smh
Otherwise it’s a waste of time

[covert gorge]

Understandable

[civic ledge]

I aint got one yet

[south onyx]

Invisibility machine in the corner is so funny with murderer

[eternal gate]

be tf2 spy

[covert gorge]

I mean it might get a little boring when you've maxed everything lmao

[jade marten]

the invisibility is a nice touch tbf so yeah lol

[south onyx]

FR

[eternal gate]

say when can we disguise lol

[civic ledge]

Yep

[eternal gate]

also so

generic, leather, gold, iron armor equipping sounds aren't the murderer role sound

uh, which material is the murderer role sound?

[jade marten]

tbh i feel like some people vote office, just to camp that one spot, if yk yk

[jade marten]

diamond

[eternal gate]

center?

[eternal gate]

alright

[muted wedge]

Seeing this leaderboard just makes me wanna play to the top

But them sheriffs bro keep shootng my innocent ash 😭

[eternal gate]

oh the grass 💀

[civic ledge]

That and with how much i play

[glossy token]

chicken

[jade marten]

turkey

[civic ledge]

Goose

[eternal gate]

honk

[jade marten]

love me a bit of meat

[glossy token]

yeah same…

long..

wait what

[jade marten]

lmao

[eternal gate]

managed to avoid sheriff and innocent hitscan 😎

in close quarters lol

[glossy token]

why did u reply to an emoji u sent

who does that

[jade marten]

him ofc

[glossy token]

oh right

[jade marten]

assuming hes a dude idk lol

[eternal gate]

^

[covert gorge]

Makes sense

[glossy token]

it says he him

on his abt me

[jade marten]

my brain didnt think of that

[glossy token]

i’m smart thanks

[civic ledge]

Uhh

[jade marten]

im also smart

[civic ledge]

[jade marten]

i nearly walked into a bush earlier

[civic ledge]

Totally not me

[glossy token]

next nikola tesla i’m telling ya

[jade marten]

who?

[civic ledge]

Wha

[jade marten]

oh nvm

[glossy token]

U DONT

[civic ledge]

You dk tessy boi?

[glossy token]

KNOW?!!

tesla

[jade marten]

im confused are we talking about a person or a car

[glossy token]

the best

person

[jade marten]

oh

i burped

lol

[serene marsh]

Self harm let’s go

[jade marten]

bruh wut

[barren raven]

?

[glossy token]

yummy

[muted wedge]

Btw where can u see this leaderboard

[jade marten]

hivetools.app

[jade marten]

tastes of curry

[muted wedge]

Okay ty

[glossy token]

Self harm is never the answer, theres better coping mechanisms out there

[manic oriole]

like cats

[glossy token]

yeah

exactly

[manic oriole]

cats will snuggle with u for free and make ur stress go bye-bye

[jade marten]

ngl the hive is partially a coping mechanism for me lol

[glossy token]

same

in a way

[jade marten]

distracts me from the mess that is my mind

[glossy token]

but it also somehow causes me more stress

[jade marten]

relatable

[glossy token]

due to so much drama💀

[civic ledge]

It both cures and causes problems

[glossy token]

yeah

[tranquil isle]

it can help sometimes

[jade marten]

it's kinda like i be playing and be doing fine, but then i see like a teamer or someone i really dont like and feel like starting a war (in my head ofc, not quite ready to get banned)

[glossy token]

ig u just need to be on the right side

[glossy token]

are u stupid

no

[jade marten]

bruh wut

[civic ledge]

💀

[jade marten]

just no

[civic ledge]

This convo

[glossy token]

LOL

frr

[civic ledge]

I can be doing fine then goes 2 games without an elim and then i want mm to be a irl game

[jade marten]

there's certain people i wish i could get through their screen and just punch them in the face lol

[jade marten]

i almost tried to look in third person when i was out earlier

[civic ledge]

How would that even-

[jade marten]

don't ask

it's me

anything is possible

[glossy token]

cough cough kayla cough

[civic ledge]

yes.

[jade marten]

in my game yesterday

[civic ledge]

No all capping even needed

[tranquil isle]

for some reason cutting urself feels good to some ppl

[civic ledge]

Just

Yes.

[glossy token]

dont say that here are u dumbbb

delete that

[tranquil isle]

idc

[civic ledge]

-_-

[glossy token]

i shouldnt say that

I dont wana. egt muted

[tranquil isle]

if hive wanna mute me they can

[civic ledge]

This is the type of conversation that makes me want to start world war 3

[glossy token]

Doing bad things to urself doesnt make u feel good

ur just starting to hate urself

and if u keep doing it, you will be too far in

[jade marten]

i can be self destructive, it can feel good at the time, but in the long run it makes things worse

[glossy token]

yeah exactly

[civic ledge]

Or even worse this is the type of conversation that makes me want to play mario kart 8 deluxe

Just, why -_-

[serene marsh]

Shivers

[civic ledge]

Its pvp not yvy (you v you)

[jade marten]

and now i have ed sheeran stuck in mmy head

[serene marsh]

may did ya even realized that i killed ya? 💀

[glossy token]

when you do it you might feel good but then you would feel shame and feel emotional and stupid and do more and then shame and do more and its like an endless cycle

[glossy token]

nope

[serene marsh]

perfect

[glossy token]

And then that endless cycle stops

and u do something extremely bad..

which i wont say here

[civic ledge]

Just like what i do with biscuts with my coffee

Ima dip

[jade marten]

this is all really relatable tbh, because since 14/15 my mental health just went down the drain lol

[glossy token]

if you ever need to talk im here

[tranquil isle]

i have no shame in hurting myself

[glossy token]

i got a part time therapist job in my bio for a reason

[glossy token]

You do

you suffer emotionally

[tranquil isle]

nope

[glossy token]

and u dont even realise

[tranquil isle]

that isnt shame

[glossy token]

yes you do dont tell me u dont

and dont tell me u do that..

[jade marten]

ty, same back to u

[civic ledge]

Isnt this a bit too deep a topic even for this chat like-

Uhh idk yk but like uhh

Yk

Dykwim

[tranquil isle]

yea but idrc

[glossy token]

what the hell is that advice

are you okay in the head

delete that right now

[tranquil isle]

let us speak our mind

[torn elk]

It may be their body, life. but thats never the answer she/he/they need to seek help.

[eternal gate]

now it works many thanks

[jade marten]

np

[glossy token]

no

u better delete that or ill ask a mod to

[eternal gate]

may release the soundpack if anyone wants it

[glossy token]

do me a favour and never become a therapist

[jade marten]

i'd be interested ngl

[civic ledge]

Can we jus get a mod to uh stop this convo cause this one is too deep ngl 😬

[glossy token]

yeah

[zinc swallow]

Anyone wanna play & talk in Discord call?

[eternal gate]

first off, the Among Us Sound Pack is only supporting murder mystery

[jade marten]

that's cool

[tranquil isle]

do it then

[glossy token]

@snow belfry

[barren raven]

💀

[glossy token]

stop

💀

[barren raven]

no

[glossy token]

they take too long if i dm them

[eternal gate]

however the crewmate killed music plays at a lower pitch

couldn't figure out how to force conduit.deactivate to play qt normal pitch

[barren raven]

Ah--

[serene marsh]

[glossy token]

mod deleted it yayay

[civic ledge]

Good💀

[barren raven]

wow 💀

[civic ledge]

That convo was uh,,, yeah just move on from it now lmao

[eternal gate]

anyway gonna send it to you @jade marten

[serene marsh]

starr how long ya took to max ground wars?

[jade marten]

okay ty

[civic ledge]

I maxed it yesterday and started grinding like a day or two after i maxed ctf

Every day werent full on all day

I estimate like 70 hours mb

[serene marsh]

you even do something else?

then grinding arcade?

[civic ledge]

Nope

Got nowt else to do

Aside talking with people here

[glossy token]

try to blockdrop

[serene marsh]

you have every game now max?

[civic ledge]

Nope

Blockdrop, bridge and tw are still left

[glossy token]

woah

[civic ledge]

14 bd, 8 bridge and 380 tw

[serene marsh]

i mean from arcade

[glossy token]

wait what u maxxed sg??!

[civic ledge]

Uh yeah, way back in september LOL

[glossy token]

how

[civic ledge]

I maxed sg before mm

[glossy token]

impossible

[civic ledge]

I threw away my sanity as i grinded it on my own

[serene marsh]

when ya know how to do it and youre good in pvp its simple

[civic ledge]

With a tm8 sg is easy as heck tho

[serene marsh]

off topic

[civic ledge]

Me and susu did 13 hours of sg in one day together even with a 6 hour time difference

[manic oriole]

wow

yall r committed to the grind

[barren raven]

The skin reminds me for YIPPPY

[manic oriole]

how much did evo pay u

just curious

[civic ledge]

YIPPY!!

[civic ledge]

But ye just bd and bridge left

I was top10 for ctf and 1st in gw

Idk what placement ill get for maxing all arcade

[barren raven]

[civic ledge]

Cause bridge is just

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[barren raven]

Bridge is the best for me

[civic ledge]

I hate it lmao

[barren raven]

._.

try it on asia

[glossy token]

bridge sucks

[civic ledge]

I never logged into asia lol

[glossy token]

idek how the heck it works

[civic ledge]

Bd and bridge are my least faves

[barren raven]

come on

[civic ledge]

Cause like,, i cant chat while playing them its full focus

So its just boring

Esp bd thats just walking for like 5 minutes

[barren raven]

Bd is boring

[glossy token]

its stupd how u risk getting banned when u dont wanna play bridge anymore

like why

what is the point

and why does it take ages to quuee

[civic ledge]

Bc its sbmm

Not pbmm

But the sbmm sucks

[glossy token]

what does

sbmm and pbmmm mean

[civic ledge]

Skill based matchmaking
Platform based matchmaking

All hive games except bridge 1v1 is pbmm

[glossy token]

and what does that mean

skill based, platform based

what the heck

[civic ledge]

Platform is you being matched with say,, other console players if ur console

Other mobiles if ur mobile

Etc

And skill based is matching players based off ur skills which i assume is your win%

[manic oriole]

just lose ur first 20 games

then its ezpz

thats what imma do when I start

[glossy token]

should be ez for me then

[civic ledge]

Yeah and to me thats abusing the sbmm if it does work like that

[manic oriole]

i mean

[civic ledge]

I dont like that lmao

[manic oriole]

its part of the system

its not "abusing" the system

its one of the reasons sbmm's kinda bad

[civic ledge]

Purposely losing just to get easier games feels sleazy to me

[manic oriole]

who said anything about "purposely"

r u saying i could possibly win my first 20 games

[potent dawn]

caught 2 hackers on vid lol

[civic ledge]

This

[glossy token]

i’ve actually won quite a lot of bridge

[eternal gate]

3 murderer wins so far

[civic ledge]

Yeah i have a high win% on bridge

[glossy token]

forgot to add with pros who carry me and i do absolutely nothing at all except run away

[civic ledge]

137 games 117 wins

And i dont really get carried in duos its equal work

[glossy token]

i get carried HAHAH

[civic ledge]

I dont like being carried

Makes it seem effortless xp which might aswell go afk if im being carried so much

[potent dawn]

my backs hurts from carrying ppl

[civic ledge]

So if i get carried then i just stop lmao

[manic oriole]

ya not intentionally

my chunks havent been loading i cant see the bridge

lol

[glossy token]

why

[civic ledge]

Guy talking in morse or smth

Or brail is it

[civic ledge]

Cause i wanna put in effort

Like im actually there

Its boring as heck getting carried

Like say for tw

Easy way to hinder being carried

[manic oriole]

also blockdrop is fun when rendering is weird

[civic ledge]

Only give xp to the one person who broke the treasure not the whole team

Easy way to nerf being carried

[manic oriole]

wait everyone gets xp?

[civic ledge]

And afk farmers

[civic ledge]

Yes

[manic oriole]

that seems wrong

that feels like a bug ngl

[civic ledge]

Nope

Its how it works

[manic oriole]

or is it to allow team strats

*incentivize

so tw mega seems like a very good way to grind xp then

[civic ledge]

Nope

Its terrible

The worst one of each mode

You get 30xp for treasures and 40 for the boss iirc

Not 50

And bc theres always those last few hiders games extend quite a few mins

Whereas thrashing trios/squads lobbies you get 150 xp for all treasures not 120 and a faster win

[eternal gate]

morse

[civic ledge]

Can someone translate it i cant speak languages that rhyme with animals

Or any other language than english infact-

If only the entire world spoke one language lmao

[manic oriole]

ya but i dont win like ever

bc im bad and all that

[civic ledge]

Solos

[muted wedge]

cutie

[eternal gate]

it got deleted

[civic ledge]

Oh well

[eternal gate]

just another day

[civic ledge]

1 coin?

[eternal gate]

yes

[civic ledge]

How fast were it

Or do ye religiously avoid coins or smt as murderer

[eternal gate]

i think it was around 2 minutes and didn't bother the coins

[civic ledge]

You should go for coins

Speed is good

[eternal gate]

one time i got 6 kills within the first minute. heh

[civic ledge]

Thats not bad considering goin by your level youre new

[eternal gate]

i am pretty much an active murderer on that round and the recent rounds

[civic ledge]

Atleast youre murdering unlime most players now

I just love to steamroll lobbies as murd

[eternal gate]

speedmurder. heh

[civic ledge]

Get all the kills asap

[eternal gate]

before everyone could hitscan me to death lol

[civic ledge]

My fastest 15 kills is 40 seconds and my fastest win is 31 seconds (14 kills)

[civic ledge]

...

[eternal gate]

that guy over there tried to shoot me

[civic ledge]

Try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn

[eternal gate]

they did fire a shot but i avoided it

[civic ledge]

Well i dont want kids sooo

No corn for me

However

Corn is delicious

Especially with melted butter and cheese

[eternal gate]

i attempted to flesh out a map for mm that i imagined

[civic ledge]

Ooo

[eternal gate]

it was immediately stopped when someone told me that The Hive doesn't take community maps

[civic ledge]

Naw they dont

[eternal gate]

albeit i do have plans for items from that scrapped plan

concept items for the map:
light amplification goggles - grants night vision for half the current match time, costs 15 coins
armor - protects you from 4 attacks, whenever from an innocent/sherrif hitscan or from a murderer's attack, costs 25 coins
weapons crate - grants a single shot hitscan weapon (innocents and murds only), costs 20 coins
blursphere - grants invisibility for 45 seconds, costs 18 coins
food - self-explanatory

liteamp because the map is set to be dark

[civic ledge]

Armor too op

[eternal gate]

well, gonna tone it down to one then lol

[potent dawn]

pog

[eternal gate]

not to mention armor is automatically given to sherrifs

[civic ledge]

Yeah far too op

[eternal gate]

in the start of the game of course

[eternal gate]

if ever The Hive accepts community maps, I'll tone it down to one

since that was the original plan

[potent dawn]

it probs never will

[glossy token]

yes

[eternal gate]

yeah most likely

[glossy token]

ily

[potent dawn]

I wish I was good at mm tbh

[civic ledge]

Same

[potent dawn]

.>

[eternal gate]

since the map is inspired to Doom 64's techbase levels' architecture

[muted wedge]

BREAD

[civic ledge]

[eternal gate]

🍞

@civic ledge want the Among Us Sound Pack?

[civic ledge]

Even if i did i canny

Im ps4

[eternal gate]

oh

[muted wedge]

someday they will add texturepack option for playstation

someday

[civic ledge]

Idrc abt tp

I want skins

[muted wedge]

@eternal gate make me a texture pack

[eternal gate]

,

i can't because i am too attached to the Java UI and the GoldSrc Menu UI packs

[muted wedge]

what

[potent dawn]

imagine if ps4 could have custom skins and texture packs

[muted wedge]

this.

that will be like in 2050 or something

[potent dawn]

yea probably

or be like xbox

and custom skins sync between devices

[dreamy temple]

gross

[serene marsh]

oh ive seen them before ha

[civic ledge]

💀

[serene marsh]

oh

[inland bolt]

my first pink glitch on mobile while waiting in lobby, thank you Mojang

[glossy token]

😱😱😱

[jade marten]

tragic

[rocky lynx]

It's inevitable at this point, regardless what can you do. It makes the game even harder for innocents and officers when trying to find the murderer.

[serene marsh]

after 1.5 years of this it's your first time? i'm surprised

[jade marten]

it was only couple months ago mobile got pink glitch

[serene marsh]

wait what?

[jade marten]

cause it never had renderdrahon before

[serene marsh]

.

[inland bolt]

oh, probably my habit of logging in and out every 15 minutes help?

[serene marsh]

so we got cursed with it back in 2020, and they got spared until a couple months ago? wow

[inland bolt]

and I played a little bit longer today?

[jade marten]

yup

[serene marsh]

that'd lower your chances

[serene marsh]

depressing

i miss the early 1.16 days

[inland bolt]

I'm keeping my logging every 15 minutes habit then

[serene marsh]

back when bedrock was actually good and it was an okay game i gave more than a single damn about

[jade marten]

i think 1.16 was the curent version when i played hive firat time

[serene marsh]

i've had bedrock since that thing happened where java players got bedrock for free a long while ago, but i never cared for it

[jade marten]

i got that too but i never thought it would gain any popularity so i never really played it

[serene marsh]

i was happy with java ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jade marten]

ive had java aince like 1.7

[serene marsh]

oml

i've had it since the 1.10 update i believe?

[jade marten]

oh nice, i rmember theyd just added horses

[serene marsh]

wow

[jade marten]

i didnt really play minecraft after 1.9 until like i started playing hive, i guess i lost interest, then i just found a reason to play it again

[civic ledge]

And for someone who likes to stream and is ps4 it makes streaming mm practically impossible xD

[jolly wren]

Hello everyone I'm here for my rare visit of this MM chat how's everyone been?

[winged axle]

Not rlly good clips lol

[hushed lion]

Noice

[manic oriole]

isnt that that slimesicle thing

[dreamy temple]

BRU CAps

!!!!!!!slimecicle!!!!!!!!

[manic oriole]

the correct spelling is actually "slimecycle" but ok

[potent dawn]

not mojang

[manic oriole]

yes mojang

nice try

1.18.30 gave mobile renderdragon, allowing us to get pink glitch

[potent dawn]

ah nvm

sweet that they did

[dreamy temple]

i am the one with the slimecicle plush therefore i am correct

[manic oriole]

lol im joking

[outer condor]

what are those mobile controls holy

please tell me that’s not a 1.19 thing

[dreamy temple]

slmcl

[eternal gate]

unfortunately it is but thankfully it's optional

i'm still sticking to the original touch controls thank you

[pallid summit]

it was supposed to be but they delayed it for some reason

u'll still have the option to use the original tho

[quasi oxide]

ugh I can't gts it's almost 9:30pm but it looks like it's 7 am

[outer condor]

good

those mobile controls are absolutely horrendous

[dreamy temple]

10:30 here and it feels liek 2am

[quasi oxide]

breadcat

[dreamy temple]

breadcat

[pallid summit]

they are too

[quasi oxide]

[dreamy temple]

ah also i won

[manic oriole]

no but 1.19 did ruin mobile

a bit more than 1.18.30 did

which I hadnt thought possible before

[outer condor]

well

this is bedrock

so I’m not too surprised

anywho

hi murder mystery

[hushed lion]

done with this game

[vague ore]

Ooo good job

[zinc swallow]

Anyone wanna play & talk in Discord Call? DM

[torn elk]

lol.. I have to re level up in mm

[torn elk]

if i can find earbuds, i dont mind

[zinc swallow]

K

[hushed lion]

Oof, welp goodluck and i hope it goes better for you then me

[torn elk]

ty lol. I had low murder eliminations at 100

[zinc swallow]

Just DM me if u find them

[torn elk]

alr

[lavish meteor]

Lucky

[vague ore]

I just reached 1500 a couple days ago , I've been lvl 100 for a month or so I think

[serene marsh]

how long does level 100 take

[hushed lion]

For me it took 2 months on this account but then again I was on every day so for an average player it would be a four months or even longer

[dull crypt]

I played for half a year and only lvl 75

Depends how many hours u play

[hushed lion]

↑

[edgy tapir]

Am I the only one noticing the Murderer's skin in game does not match what the podium murderer skin shows at the end of most games?

Just had a game where the skin was a darker toned skin color, female, brown hair, while the podium skin was a teal hair color male. lol talk about gaslighting me thinking I'm stupid.

[manic oriole]

thats a glitch, its bc they woulda been a yellow steve and instead get put as a marketplace skin

Here’s a funny example, the people on both sides r the same guy

[serene marsh]

U guys average like 4000 msgs a dam day

U guys don’t sleep at all

Every time I gts after putting in 37 hours of playing u guys still on

U guys sleep like an hour or 2 then get back on

[manic oriole]

lol sleep

I wish

[manic oriole]

also, could it be that ... u spent 37 hours and we slept during that time? so we're on when u start, u play and we sleep, then we wake up and u get off?

[serene marsh]

I only do that one time bruh I stay up until like 7 itm since like 1 or 2 in the afternoon and sometimes I do 24 hours when I feel ok n u guys still online 💀💀

And everytime I play I always check everything because I’m hella bored but u guys still blow up this chat😂

[manic oriole]

lemme tell u a secret

theres actually like 4 of me

[raw aurora]

5

[serene marsh]

U take crack

[raw aurora]

we're on rn but the other 3 r asleep

[manic oriole]

no?

[raw aurora]

me neither

[glossy token]

what the heck

how many accounts do you have

[serene marsh]

That’s why u can stay up 2 weeks straight

[manic oriole]

no may its 5 people

obv

[raw aurora]

ya

[glossy token]

what the heck

[raw aurora]

me and him are seperate people

always have been

[glossy token]

liar

[raw aurora]

shhhhhhhhhh

scroll up for context

[manic oriole]

to about here

and read down from there

[raw aurora]

did u do it yet?

[glossy token]

Yes

[manic oriole]

what do u think

[glossy token]

im scared

[manic oriole]

of who

[glossy token]

this cult

[manic oriole]

😇

[glossy token]

Don’t sacrifice me pls🥺😱😰

[manic oriole]

oh

[glossy token]

ive been good

[manic oriole]

well u did use the magic word

so ig i cant now

[glossy token]

what

yay

[manic oriole]

Also lol it’s just me theres no other absurd name

Just me and my alt

So dw u aren’t outnumbered

[glossy token]

i swear u have like 3 other accs tho

[manic oriole]

I wish

Lol

If I had more accounts I’d already have made enemies with them

Or I’d just never lose an argument

[dapper cloud]

Last night is decent enough i guess.

Team & Betrayed

[undone coyote]

nice shots

[dapper cloud]

ty

[dapper cloud]

holy 16 votes, they are desperate for office map

[undone coyote]

😆

[rose hull]

Office is way better than overrated eso, spaceship and Manor

[rose geode]

3rd person getting 2 ez

[dapper venture]

ugh so good 😫

[dull crypt]

Turtxl u back :D

[rose geode]

Maybe?

[serene marsh]

best take i’ve read so far

[civic ledge]

Spaceship is so good

Im like one of the only ones on all time lb who actually likes spaceship

[serene marsh]

spaceship is okay

can’t see what’s going on tho

[jade marten]

spaceships okay ig but i hate being muderer on it

[serene marsh]

Anyone have party availabile for mm

[serene marsh]

nice shots

[civic ledge]

Can i have bread

[quasi oxide]

yes

[serene marsh]

L gamemode fr

[civic ledge]

Yay!

[civic ledge]

Dont play it then

Simple

[serene marsh]

talking bout this gamemode

💀

[quasi oxide]

question

[civic ledge]

Tell me what you think about me

Song reference btw

[quasi oxide]

did you smash your face on your keyboard for your ign

[civic ledge]

💀

[serene marsh]

dog bad whoever plays this must be 9 and trash

there

[civic ledge]

9 and trash hmm

Just a second

[serene marsh]

all jokes

btw

[quasi oxide]

[civic ledge]

Sure they just a joke

Cus u boutta get silenced

Back down

[quasi oxide]

[molten dagger]

Insane

[serene marsh]

trash. you gotta be 9 at oldest. embarrassing.

[civic ledge]

Im double the age u mentioned and can get 360s on controller lmao

[quasi oxide]

💀

[civic ledge]

Heck even had a 720 on snowwars in december

[serene marsh]

i can do a 360

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

am on pc wym

u on ps4

consider she’s controller

[civic ledge]

360s on kbm are easy

[serene marsh]

lol

sam

[civic ledge]

Try it on controller XD

[serene marsh]

yes

am using a switch controller?

[serene marsh]

oh fr?

[quasi oxide]

you can't use a switch joycon on a pc

[civic ledge]

Ps4

[serene marsh]

😭

[quasi oxide]

LOL

[serene marsh]

my god

[civic ledge]

💀

[serene marsh]

rip caps

[civic ledge]

Cap rip

[serene marsh]

i bluetooth it

to my pc

120 fps

do people actually buy pcs to use controller for anything besides rocket league?

[civic ledge]

i would-

[serene marsh]

i

[civic ledge]

When i go to pc im staying controller

[serene marsh]

why

[serene marsh]

i still have my switch

[serene marsh]

same

[civic ledge]

Theres also players like whyumad

One of the best controller players

[serene marsh]

yh ik him

[civic ledge]

Hes pc

[serene marsh]

i almost beat him

i don’t get it like

but he killed me

you hurt your hand far more for less/equal cps

• aiming is just ass

[serene marsh]

i move left and right hard

[serene marsh]

am using steam

[civic ledge]

Ive been controller for like 8-9 years

[serene marsh]

for my sens

[civic ledge]

I dont wanna switch

[serene marsh]

i can map my buttons

[serene marsh]

so was i ☠️

back n the day i was playing xbox 360

💀 💀

first console i used was a ps3

[civic ledge]

First console i used iirc was ps2

I miss the ps2 days sm

Best playstation to date

[serene marsh]

i have used a ps2 before cuz my brother found his old one in his closet

[civic ledge]

Ps2 has some of the best games ever

[serene marsh]

besides the obvious performance issues yes 🥺

[serene marsh]

love the bee movie game

[civic ledge]

I prefered ratatouille

[serene marsh]

good.

[civic ledge]

That game was amazing

But

By far not the best movie game

The best one BY FAR is Cars

[serene marsh]

oml yes

[civic ledge]

You cannot beat the Cars movie game

It was so easy

But so big

Remember the post card mission you had to do, fr went on the entire game

[quasi oxide]

I thought I was the only one who played it on my old ps2😭

[serene marsh]

i remember like the og ps3 edition minecraft

[civic ledge]

I played that too ofc

[quasi oxide]

but nothing beats ape escape 3

[serene marsh]

real

[serene marsh]

me always

[civic ledge]

There was also Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights

Jak and Daxter

They were legends

[serene marsh]

cyberpunk 2077 has to be one of my favourite game launches of all time :3

[civic ledge]

Ok

[serene marsh]

are you alright man

nah

[quasi oxide]

lol

[serene marsh]

same

😹👎

🚬😩

it be like that

[civic ledge]

lol

[serene marsh]

i jut need sum love

[civic ledge]

k

[serene marsh]

🤠🐴

[quasi oxide]

[serene marsh]

lil nas x

[quasi oxide]

I got the horses in the back

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

bro what

[serene marsh]

i got horse back ins the

[serene marsh]

🤠🐴

[quasi oxide]

yes

ride like the wind bullseye

[civic ledge]

[civic ledge]

is it bad i wasnt a big fan of the toy story franchise..

[serene marsh]

ß

[serene marsh]

ßruh

[quasi oxide]

toy story was a good movie I just never watched past the I think 3rd one

[civic ledge]

3rd was alr

Thats abt it

[quasi oxide]

and I don't plan on watching the lightyear one coming out

[civic ledge]

Im not a big movie person full stop

[serene marsh]

consider: i don’t support disney

[quasi oxide]

yes

disney is no

[civic ledge]

Yea

What did they do

[serene marsh]

oh honey

dms

no way i can say in here i’ll get my ass muted ☠️

[civic ledge]

Uh okay

[quasi oxide]

what I can remember off the top of my head a little kid was a huge fan of spider man and he died early to I think it was a disease and the parents wanted a little engraved spider man on his headstone and disney said smth that they thought was professional but was just an ass move

[civic ledge]

Best movies ever made are:
Ratatouille
Koe No Katachi (A Silent Voice)
Sonic 2

I have great taste💀

[serene marsh]

sonic is good. i’m not taking that back regardless of anyone’s words

[civic ledge]

I saw sonic 2 in cinema it was bloody amazing

[serene marsh]

you don’t have a great track record but ratatouille is good so

[civic ledge]

I dont have a great track record?

Wdtm

[serene marsh]

no you like eso hotel

[civic ledge]

Oh

Ratatouille isnt good

[serene marsh]

…

[civic ledge]

Ratatouille is pixars best

[serene marsh]

oh

[quasi oxide]

eso is ugly unlike the irl and ratatouille is not a bad movie

[rose geode]

Hulk on the original xbox was a blast and also incredibles.. but i liked playing the lego games of movies when i was younger… used to get all the studs and 100 percent complete them.

[civic ledge]

Its their, as the video goes, "Magnum Opus"

Pls tell me you watched that video-

[serene marsh]

you also watched thattt

[civic ledge]

Yesss

I used to speedrun the ratatouille game back in 2020💀

[serene marsh]

😭

[civic ledge]

I had sum pretty good times lmao

[serene marsh]

i c

[civic ledge]

22 mins was my fastest for any% and if i submitted runs at the time i wd have been 3rd worldwide for 100%

[serene marsh]

oml

[civic ledge]

But no capture card

[serene marsh]

imagine needing a capture card

[civic ledge]

Its on the wii😭

[jade marten]

for some reason during lockdown (icr which one) i got really into table tennis on wii sports and ofc my mii was matt

[civic ledge]

Haha nicee

Wii sports resort be boppin

Ive wanted to speedrun the wii sports all sports %

But damn

I need version 1.0 and i have 1.1

Getting my hands on a 1.0 wii sports would cost so much

[jade marten]

i honestly didn't know there were different versions like that

[civic ledge]

Most notable difference

Baseball

The starting cutscene doesnt play in 1.0

And the animation where the miis throw the ball when you get caught out doesnt play in 1.0 either

So its naturally so much time added if you do 1.1

Theres also learning to do disconnect strats in golf

[jade marten]

ah okie

[civic ledge]

All sports speedrun is insanely optimised

Idt its been done yet but i cant wait for the sub 7 minute run

Naw not been done Shockwave still has 7:00

Theres also wii sports resort golf

That one is fabulous in speedrunning

Any game Darbian has touched is automatically a great speedrunning game

[quasi oxide]

bes snac

[dreamy temple]

hi MURDERmystery

[serene marsh]

Swedish Fish

[civic ledge]

Swedish Fish

[quasi oxide]

most op probably

[glossy token]

swedish fish

[serene marsh]

swedish fish

[quasi oxide]

say moo but replace the m with b

[serene marsh]

no

[outer condor]

aleena timed out L

[civic ledge]

Boo

[serene marsh]

no😒

[outer condor]

🫢

[dreamy temple]

song what song

[serene marsh]

warmth by c418

[civic ledge]

Okii

Cya then

[jade marten]

anyone got a favourite track from mc soundtrack?

[glossy token]

ur mum

[quasi oxide]

a g g g g g g g g GHOST

ZOINKS

[jade marten]

oh

[civic ledge]

Ruh roh

Its not a ghost silly

Its a ghosty

[dreamy temple]

either chirp or wait

[jade marten]

wut is the difference

[jade marten]

i quite like concrete halls

[civic ledge]

Every difference

Smhsmh

[serene marsh]

cat because it’s the first disc I’ve found back in the beta days c:

[dreamy temple]

oooaa

[quasi oxide]

meow

[civic ledge]

Meoww

[jade marten]

im

[civic ledge]

Youre

[dreamy temple]

dad

[serene marsh]

mom

[dreamy temple]

mommy

[quasi oxide]

noooo youre😭

[dreamy temple]

yo'ure

[quasi oxide]

y'roue

[jade marten]

potato

[serene marsh]

couch

[outer condor]

all of them are equally good in their own ways imo

the mc soundtrack is the one game soundtrack that’ll never get old

[quasi oxide]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

banana phone

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

banana phooooneeee

[jade marten]

why is it so fudging hot

[glossy token]

because i’m here

[civic ledge]

Susu

[civic ledge]

And super mario galaxy 1 and 2

Imo theyre the best game soundtracks ever

Especially the first

[dreamy temple]

AYO

@quasi oxide U SEE this

[civic ledge]

[barren raven]

SuS

[quasi oxide]

we've been over this.

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

it isn't me

[civic ledge]

Whatever you say :)

[quasi oxide]

[manic oriole]

[quasi oxide]

why are the eyes so big-

[manic oriole]

i have no idea

she's seem some stuff ig

they've

[quasi oxide]

I meant the flushed thing most of hives emotes have gigantic eyes

[manic oriole]

ya they've seen some messed up things and are traumatized for life

ik some people with those kind of eyes

they look like they're constantly watching their family die in front of them

but its not a bad look, and i kinda like the new emote anyways so

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

[manic oriole]

interesting

[quasi oxide]

fruit salad yummy yummy

[jade marten]

i lost a murd game cause of this smh

[quasi oxide]

L

[glossy token]

swedish fish supremacy

[civic ledge]

Oof

[jade marten]

im ngl i dont ive ever heard of swedish fish

i need to get cultured lol

[glossy token]

what.

you are a disgrace to the human race

[serene marsh]

XD

[muted wedge]

😭

[dreamy temple]

forgot ur sense was like this sigh

[dreamy temple]

WHAT

[serene marsh]

Just wait 😏

[dreamy temple]

oh god

wym

also how low is ur fov

[dreamy temple]

OH MY GOD

how can you. see

[serene marsh]

Usually with your eyes

[dreamy temple]

!!!!!!!!!!!impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in caps

[civic ledge]

What is that sens-

[serene marsh]

Lemme look I’m not now right now sorry

[dreamy temple]

1423564566433

[serene marsh]

6400 DPI, 16 sens

[dreamy temple]

turn it to 100

[serene marsh]

Hell

[dreamy temple]

do it

[civic ledge]

Is that,,, alot?

Idk dpi stuff

Only mouse sens

[dreamy temple]

yes

very much

[serene marsh]

RIP muscle memory

[dreamy temple]

put it to 100

[serene marsh]

May as well turn my DPI to 25600 while I’m at it

🙄

[dreamy temple]

CAN U

yes

[serene marsh]

Oml

[dreamy temple]

and then win

[serene marsh]

I’ll clean my sky pad also then

[dreamy temple]

what's sky pad

[serene marsh]

Glass mouse pad

[dreamy temple]

OHMG

hot

[serene marsh]

I already hate this-

[dreamy temple]

show

r u winning

win

[serene marsh]

At full sens

[dreamy temple]

win

[serene marsh]

[dreamy temple]

Win

[jade marten]

lol im 900 dpi, 45 sens

[serene marsh]

Just to put it into perspective

You simply blow on it

[jade marten]

i was 35 sens at one point

[serene marsh]

1000 spins

[manic oriole]

wow

how does that work with butterflying

[jade marten]

i honestly dont get how people use sens that high

[manic oriole]

when u butterfly does it move u super far off target?

[serene marsh]

I hold my mouse claw grip

[dreamy temple]

show me

[strong lantern]

lmao

[dreamy temple]

OH HAND

[serene marsh]

oops

[dreamy temple]

nice

[serene marsh]

Onto winning a single game

[dreamy temple]

LESGO

[serene marsh]

Don’t make it any more difficult 🙄

[dreamy temple]

ok so after u win with full sense u do it with 1 sense and like the lowest dpi u can go

[manic oriole]

hand reveal 😳

and its hawwt too

[dreamy temple]

ABSURD

CALM

[manic oriole]

ANIKA

no

fine

[serene marsh]

[manic oriole]

oops

sorry 😔

[dreamy temple]

smh my head

[serene marsh]

If I can find the murderer, blaming @dreamy temple

[dreamy temple]

HEH

[potent dawn]

lmao

[serene marsh]

Also getting shot by others rubbing it in 💀

[dreamy temple]

[civic ledge]

@glossy token hand here for you

She likes hands

[glossy token]

LOL

i like veiny hands

[dreamy temple]

[jade marten]

i have big hands lol

[dreamy temple]

[glossy token]

yum

[jade marten]

pls dont eat me

[glossy token]

u look tall

[civic ledge]

I look tall too

[jade marten]

im 5'9 so tallish

[serene marsh]

Done it

@dreamy temple

[dreamy temple]

omg

show

[glossy token]

6’4

💀

[serene marsh]

I mean what if I don’t wanna show 😁

[dreamy temple]

please

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

First one is for reference

Ain’t doing this again LMAO

[dreamy temple]

BRU CAPS

INCREdible

PRO

[serene marsh]

Since we’re showing hands

[serene marsh]

I like your wall

[serene marsh]

Thank you c:

[dreamy temple]

UR ROOM

oh my god

here's my hands btw

[serene marsh]

why is this chat full of hands.

[serene marsh]

Your turn

hand reveal

+face

pees cutely

same

[serene marsh]

Thats so cute

[dreamy temple]

TAHNKS i don't have thumbs

[serene marsh]

Actual talent

[dreamy temple]

true

[serene marsh]

Its fine it’s still cute

[dreamy temple]

[manic oriole]

😳

[dreamy temple]

gay

[manic oriole]

what