#🕵・murder-mystery
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I like to look flashy
Lol
u can do that with vans
they cheap for that
it doesn’t look flashy, i’m begging u mummy😭😭😭🙏
Rainbow vans, rainbow socks, rainbow sunglasses, black cap that has rainbow lights
They all pog
i think i had light up shoes at one point
Ill keep it with the black and white one
sketchers💀
who knows
i honestly wasn't expecting a reply to that lol
oh why not
ima play mm cause yes
me too👍
👍
eu > all
You should see mine
@hushed lion 👍
Okay this was actually decent
180 jump?
I wish I had the ability to aim and shoot correctly in that short amount of time
Always the last few to ruin a nice fast game 
When I was murder as soon as I saw you I thought: this shifts me, I took a step back and you missed me immediately afterwards with the fear that you were the sheriff ... One came out of nowhere, I launched the mouse and I jumped from the chair
staring into the future fr
I think i remember that 
I was flexing the gingerbread man costume
Yes
That’s the worst part about being murd
Ooooooo
So close to 555555
Guy t-bagged me so confidently
Then got a plunger straight to the face
Hi everyone
Easyy peasyy
Nice shot
i noticed you stayed that one 1v1 hopefully not thinking we were teaming
Nicee
Now that was lucky
Woohoo got to my goal today
Actually played like a competent player for once
5200 elimsss
Oh I know you werent teaming I just found it entertaining 🤣 Nice shot ya had there
💀
Tyyy
🤣🤣 I was correct
the steve in the 2nd thumbnail <43
Steves 
Steves :die:
Bruh
Actually
It does better than the sticker actually is
Yea
Shares my opinion on steves perfectly
So not a 💀 moment its actually better than planned
Still very much a 💀 moment 💀
Ok
Didnt expect the dude to jump down lol
steves smh
nice flicks
hey can I join u
Ow
🤦🏻♀️ Lamee
fr smh steves always get in the way or uphold the game as murd
@quasi oxide ITS ME
ITS YOU
Heyyy can I join yaaa’sss??????
uhhh @civic ledge you otay if wendy joins?
Yh sure, i wont be on much longer im playing too trash rn
:(
Atleast i got the elim so the game wasnt a complete waste lol
Nice shot star
Meh, kinda unstylish but ty
np
Coulda made it a 270 but nah just a basic as heck shot
Ow
I have a vid of it
Imma get back to grinding
I’m already at 70 wins today
Today is kinda iffy tho I only have gotten 14 elims
Todays the only day ive played anywhere near half competent in a while
Woah
Mhm woah i played anywhere near good it acc is surprising lmao
I feel like the worst player ever rn
I’m 14 of 34 in elim attempts today
I’ve missed over 66% of shots today
I missed about all of them today😅
it happens you’ll get better practice makes perfect
Thx
Niceeee
throwback to before I took a break and turned trash haha
Those are good
Thank you
Anyone want to chill with vc
Oh my
Amazing
that means a lot coming from u guys, thanks :')
You use a high sens i assume?
To turn that quick
Or was it just fast hand movement
i use 50 sens, idk if thats high but also fast hand movement
i think today might just be rigged for everyone because same
YIPPY!!!


pimk
greem

tough times
@hushed lion saved my ass
I thoroughly enjoy this clip
whoever's laughing has a rlly nice laugh
the intelligence of mm players is phenomenal
on god
i jumped over the thing and smacked ur head but i wasnt holding my sword bc my ipad is bad
so i swapped to the sword and doubled back and hit u and then 3 seconds later died bc ig i didnt actually hit u
also my voice sounds weird in that clip bc im eating a gummy
u sound normal yesyes
gummy to chocolate
i was eating candy
i dont remember what
i can show u the gummy bag and the chocolate wrapper
ty
…

no
waiting for devil to wake up
pls do not kill me in mm chat
ty old man
Me who doesn't need sleep 😎
insanely close to hitting may
yeah
realizing how hard it is to get lvls without hive plus
i kinda dont wanna max it again now
at least until they put prestige out
i miss my main
looks at leapie
FINALLY
Yeah, especially when you are in AS and get yellow steves who walk around, not knowing what a sprint button is, holding their swords out in public, and one second later a sheriff comes and shoot them, with the game lasting for 15 seconds
Yep, that makes the game less fun.
Yeah
Ah yes, 2 skins with dark clothing and a robot who is wearing suspenders.
coin pb
Niceeeee

Ooo nice
we dont talk bout the first shot
actually it was a heads up for her
i planned it the entire time
Thats 90% of my shots nowadays
on manor there is a hiden parkour
Every map has that almost
Like except museum because its flat as heck
Even office has more "parkour" than museum
Asia right?
Where is the parkour?
eso good
Agreed
ily
Always that last remaining stopping you from a fast win
Fr
TEVEE
Steve was cute when u start recording
lvl 50 :o
Ayo
yk its a bad game when its been a min you only got 2 coins
i wanted to have the coins :/@civic ledge
Steve is mad!!!
*Yellow
2 am
Not yellow
Oh okay
And i want fast murd games :/
We both have problems :/
How can they have the normal blue steve? Downloading it or?
default skin
They doesnt turn yellow?
they doesnt
i don't think so
Who are the yellow steve then?
it's a replacement for skins that are too small, too big etc
I was just sher on my least fav map (museum) held my bow out THE ENTIRE GAME, and at 20s left someone shot me
Actual morons half these players istg
that happens to me a bunch of times
But the yellow steves are all same
And cute
They arent
HMMM
Interesting :I
bruh what just happened
Yellow steves are mostly new beginner players
this dude was murderer and ran to kill a steve
bro missed and fell off the 2nd floor in manor
In every round there's minimun a yellow steve
i used to target yellow steves but i don't really do that anymore unless they really annoy me
but thats rare to see
He was a yellow steve but he got angry now for being targetted
Reason: Bad word usage
Woah star!
I literally said nothing bruh i aint gonna type out that whole paragraph again
Ok
I like how they say "that word" but dont say what word in the message because every bloody word i said ive said before and not had a warning for -_-
how do u main coin collecting sim?
Collect the coins-
Just run and get them-
Thats all it is lmao
but like why
Bc high cpg is cool
Also ive been muted dont forget so i wdnt mind it if it happened again lmao idrc
Ok
Anywho ima go sweat on sg bc i cba with mm rn its giving me internal injuries dealing with these players
Cya
Cya
LMAOO
@glossy token target me ey ;)
Nooo :((
but lmao how did he miss that
But thx for the revenge
Idk 💀
@granite musk I see u
IllSundewllI
Yes i know now
My ears quit
wut de hell
That could have been a sub 30 murd game 😭
Nah prob wd have been just over 30
It was very unlikely
Bruh i just come back on i get sher and die first to a bloody yellow steve
Im involving yellow steves on my epitaph
rip
I just love it when a game goes with no murders just for my game to crash 3 minutes in
:D
When my game crashed I hop in like 27s
Murder Mystery good
Murder Mystery best*
Agreed
Yes its the best!
cap when you have players like this 😂😂😂
lol
i mean she had reason to say it😭
you were literally doing the same💀
you randomly shot me
and may
yesss
cool
stay mad
is there a reason?😭
no i’m not mad just confused
yea cos y’all targeting me and killing me cos i teamed 💀
so i do it back
simple
no reason to be mad over it, i haven’t targeted you😭 idc if you team or not. there’s always gonna be teamers
i’m not mad i find it cute
no i was saying there was no reason for me to be mad lol my bad
oh 😂
oopsies😭
okie well thanks for letting me know the reason
at the end of the day it’s a game and it’s all fun and games. some people take it too seriously
i get that, i didn’t even know that was you till i saw may say it was you. and may somehow got banned again😭😭😭
😂😂
my next ban is perm
oop
yea my microsoft account has 17 enforcements on it 😭😂
omg💀
what have u done💀
it’s mostly communication bans from when i used to play r6
trash talking bad teammates and getting banned every other day
ah okie gotcha, i’ve only got banned once and it was in january for teaming. when i was playing alone and had just got the elim and got banned right after
i only really play mc tho
or the sims
never actually played sims
so many people at work talk abt it but it sounds so boring to me 😭
it can be boring if you run outta things to do but i like to personally drown mine and get rid of babies
that’s hot
ikr😏 they don’t stand a chance
i swear i have no motivation today
to do what
anything lol
i'm literally got discord on one screen, minecraft title screen on the other and just cba lol
WTH
Guys why I keep dying
It’s hard to get elimination this day._.
it’s cringe
good job :)
Cool
I learned a very valuable lesson today
Patience
I always rush elims when I don’t really need to
I think that’s why I’m missing a lot of shots
I am too
hes so mad that i tease him and then leave bc ik he wants to target 💀
Lil jit
Huh
Welp he target me
He followed me everywhere and start shooting me then this happened
LMAO
Never mess with me
Hi
who’s that?
Icy

no idea who tha is
They na
ahh
Me and susu see them alot when we play kinda funny xD
def not targetted
Noooo poor yellow steve :(
i can feel ur shakes
No he just wanted to be with u
Bro he shoted me everywhere I go 💀
With his bow?
Yes
Oh he's a targetter then
bruh
XD I killed your ear

shot for no reason WHY
whyd u go IN THERRE THO
u knew u were being targeted
smh
ur decision making is bad there helix
To get speed
Cause i knew he was chasing me
But i bonked on the door
I just got 1v4ed by teamers and won
Like 5 mins ago
Ummmmm ok
I don’t even need to kill icy
I don’t know 🤷♂️ You have a bow too, I don’t know why they would even shoot you.
He’s scared of me lol he got into my lobby he immediately left
u dont need the speed tho
its not worth the speed if ur trapped in a room
u can legit just outrun them they obv werent very good
just take complicated routing and lose them on the stairs
Just won while pink glitched
Gj
Pink glitch causing graphical glitches
💀
It’s just a pink glitch
Just... don't you see the flickering?
Change language
mmmm
Freaky
totally not
no
i play on na for 30 mins - it's fine, i play on eu for 5 mins - kinda toxic ngl
rip
the list of people i don't like on this game is slowly increasing
icyvibes -_-
Almost everyone hates me in mm but idc lol
I dont like teamers or people with egos, bt it rly
i'll only start to dislike someone if they give me a reason to
People would always put hate on me back in the day bc I was kinda well known bc Dan invited me to be in some of his YouTube videos about 1 year ago they heavily targeted me so I had to end there careers. I ignored the haters
i do not like seven
Most of the mm all time board players hate me
There probably about 10 to 20 players that don’t hate me and those are my friends
I (think) im more lliked than disliked? Im not sure tho
Im understandably dislikable
same here and i have a vague idea who might not like me on mm but i don't have concrete proof so i'm not gonna say anything
People just hate me because of how much of a no life I am
It's a good thing because it's giving me a lot of attention :)
It is thundering on a sunny day, what a life
I dont think anybody hates me , pretty much bc they dont know I exist 😎
i am unliked by many people
I'm sure the steves love you to bits
crazy
For me its cause of my agressive playstyle and sarcastic personality xD
ngl sarcasm is my native language
I'm probably not hated here
what's sarcasm
TRUE
My playstyle is another factor towards it. Some people hate me for 3rd person way too much in game
Not like I will just go all out and collect coins which gives a murd high hopes to kill me
I just play aggressive and charge in lmao, especially as murd
same i love when y’all talking about me all the time 💀😂
Omg ikr
Gives me motivation
Lol who
Ur a chad
They’re just jelly
Most of em are on the all time lb - either a retired player or they taking a break
i like to see my language being used, wonderful
goodogngightiithttttttt
That’s not urs
Nice try tho
Do not mention that person. He is not welcome
He blocked me
Just reply to everything he says with “skill issue”
He hates it
Saaaaame
you do realize hes just a troll and hates everyone whos better/smarter
it is.
Yep
nah its not that im better its that im trollier
Thank ya thank ya
trollier
ilerlotr
skill issue
cope harder
Honk honk 🍦
🙄
😀

skill issue

Teamers think they slick 🤣
skill issue
you’re not + skill issue
but i wont spam bc thats illegal
and if u think im spamming lmk ill stop
bc i dont have a skill issue
-_-
🤓
oh i got it
any time he talks its a certifiable skill issue
so
i dont need to respond
he can just know what i would say
It’s funnier seeing you trying to coach absurd
aka you have a skill issue
exactly
"you have a skill issue"
or just "skill issue"
good job
also skill issue
ok im done sorry m2
skill issue
Skill issue
Average linux user btw, annoying and persistent
Just like me
Hes funny though :((
im pretty sure i found a speed hacker
Pain.
Yep pain it is sir
i got a 99/100 ores mined in sw the other day bc the last guy ran at me and i accidentaly combod him off the island as a knee-jerk reaction
At least a player interfered with your shenanigans, I reached 59/60 coins and the game decided that I am no longer able to collect coins for my quest.
ohhh
thats tragic
i had a "win as sheriff" quest and i elimed as sheriff but the quest said no and it really hurt
like a while ago
take your schitzo meds, matt, not everybody is out to get you 😃👍
I’m switching to devuan btw 😎
because rolling release is cringe
wow thats rude right
am i crazy in thinking thats rude
oh
Mine is manor
Mines is Toy House
Toy house
Spaceship
Murdered or Murderer?
Yo guys, welcome to my rant.
It sucks to be a murderer on Eso Hotel because there is too much open space and everybody can see who killed who.
Thank you for coming to my rant.
Eso murd is awesome :(
Aw man, I missed it.
9000 coins?
Yes
10000 will come soon dw
not a problem if u murder fast
if u dont murder half the lobby within 40 secs u murder slow
museum
I vote for whatever map I’m in the mood for. But if I think I’m gonna be murderer I vote for eso hotel. I like manor a lot tho
YES
agreed
I switched to arch cause debian was confusing me, also idk why people like kde plasma its so bloated
you can get bedrock on linux??
There are unofficial launchers, they take the andriod apk for the google play store and make them work on linux
ah makes sense
does anyone know how to make cosmetic skins, i want more bun bun ones
This is eso hotel in real life
wait that’s a actual place
i think its in mexico or something
Ngl ive recently started to like office more
Now im really tryna get fast murd games
Office is perfect for it
So pretty
I wanna break the wr for fastest 15 kills so office is my best bet to go for
Yes
saying it again it looks liek a backrooms lvl
ur mom looks like a backrooms lvl
XD

it says gullible on the ceiling
i am not looking
...
Im outside, i still looked up .
HAHAHA
HOW
it says gullible in the sky
YIPPY!!

L
it doesnt, i checked
yea
what you trying to do?
make more bun bun skins, i’ll find the skins i just need someone to put the bunny cosmetics on it
yea thats cool
dm me it
okie i will when i get home, thank you:)
you got a pack you want them added to? or a whole new pack?
whole new pack i want it to just be of only bun buns, i’ll only have a few on it for now but if i want more i’ll def dm you if your up to it
ofc :)
3
³
3
trois
tres
drei
fwee
trois
would be null if mc didnt hate me
L
may got banned for the same thing and appealed and got unbanned almost immediately so...
what did you do💀
Bun buns
DAMN IT
i told a friend to off themselves bc they were being annoying n got banned from bedrock for a week
It was very funny
breh why would you say that😭
He kept getting in and out of a bed and clogging chat
YEAH
i put in a thing n then told me that self harm wasnt a joke
also its worse bc we call him kid
oh I see
so i told a kid to die
so
but
yeah
dumb tho theres so much worse happening n i get banned </3
that's understandable
so you told a kid to die bc he couldn't sleep correctly
incredible
im so good
fr
I thought you got a 1 week ban
i did
i got banned for 1 week n then had 1 day to play and then got banned for another week
@serene marsh have you heard of inpeace by shya
No
alx you're so smart
ty
btw
PRO

AAA
the only good noise to listen to >:)
based
bglrgrgagagaggabbbrrrrlweeeooobagaggrhahagrgqggabl
._.
alx you should have told the support that you were just saying that cause he was too far away and he needed to get back to spawn
he has kid in his name though why are support always so incompetent
hi sev
do u agree kid is annoying
HELLO
yes
do u agree that waht i said was deserved
i didn't even mean it tho
ppl know that
they hate me
ye
ends in 3 day
I did get muted for saying breh why
for 3 days sooo
rip
not anymore that time passed
Microsoft watches everyone they scan the messages that go through and if a bot detects a bypass it gets sent to a human to verify
Its scary
ur mom is scary
Gotem
ur dad is scary
potg
I think he was confused..
60 fps to 40
Leapie got banned for saying "dont" to a hacker
Icr exactly what happened but shes got a new dc account
3 day ban yep
so brainless that she was banned for that
Kbm op pls nerf
qHelix op pls nerf
Ngl the way the bow fired seemed freaky
It was in my hand for ages, and still showed no retraction animation-
Thats rare for me
Literally just poofed
Goated

The things u do on controller blow my mind ngl, like in ur 14 kills clip when u chased that one guy and cut the corner so cleanly
looks at players like tlit, reddish, rainbow, leapie
I play dr alot
Imagines them on kbm and cries
So im good at cutting corners
i told myself i would stay controller on pc but it won't connect
kbm easier too
Well ya but u did the jumpy thing too
I play dr too and I only do that sometimes
i'm very good at running into walls
worse for me im kbm lol
If i was kbm id go for a high sens so i can hit stuff like 540s, 630s and even 1080s
Heck even more even
I am also 2nd worldwide on a dr map dont forget
My cousin plays kbm on his Xbox and he 540d me mid combo like 5 times
He plays max sens
i cant aim with anything above 20
Lol what
*u
how do u 180 then
Goated ig
mines 45 rn
My respect for u has increased tremendously
YAY
Dont mice also have that dpi thing
i just cannot do 20, i've tried and its impossible unless i raise my dpi
mines like 800
Idk mouse language at all
All i know is
Anything below 100 sens on controller
Slow
XD
How on earth the default is 60--
mines 3200
Ease of use
Is,, is that high?
uhhh
very high
there's 5 options i use the 2nd to last
Well yes obvs but 60 is too low for that, 80 at minimum should be default
Even 80 is too slow
Like,, 85 or 90
Nah when just starting out 60 is most intuitive and easiest for casual play
I would know I recently started leveling my alt on my switch
Ider using 60 years ago
And controller is hard -_-
Im sure i was always 100 or smth
I dont even remember
Yk i acronymate alot 
Ik and I need to learn
I like how i say that but literally every game i play alot except sg and jb-
Well,,, except the 13 hours of sg yesterday
XD
I’ve tried switch it’s so hard idk how people do it lol
Tbh
I cant handle switch/xbox
Idk how people hold them
Ps is so much more comfy for me
It’s so hard
Kbm is easy but controller is hard
The moving of the head or whatever is like impossible because of the location of the thingy lol idk how people do it
YA
I agree the movement stick is so hard to deal with, I can’t put the crosshair on anything Bc it doesn’t move intuitively
Yeahhh you’re right that too. Forgot about that
I didn't even knew that i am in the monthly leaderboard. Top 99!!!
Nice
Depends on the sens
If its too slow then yeah it doesnt move like that
Thx
Since december i am not in the leaderboard
I used to use 75 sens in pvp and that was the slowest i ever used for extended periods
guess who's back
You!!
Asurakt

incredible guesses
I know
Is it u? :›
yes
:››
u sus
uninstalling life
Never removes the uninstall button
Impossible
Yellow steve vs notmal steve which is better guys?
No
i heard steve
Steve is cute and funny
U heard right
yes
Steves are good
no
yes~
hehe
In every single round there's minimum a yellow steve
oh god
fricken
Like poofesure but even more demonic
LMAO not poof
yes poof
what about delirious' laugh
Yellow
yellow steve is superior
TRUE
nothing beats a good old nooby yellow steve
nooby
their so cute how clueless they are
ugly
Revolting
Yes agreed
I like the yellow steves too
They really are
see everyone’s against y’all mummy’s, yellow steve’s are the best
this is why a few days ago in mm you died after following me
How do people see the cuteness in them 😭
I didn’t follow you in mm a few days ago but ok
it was a joke
Exquisite Motthow 💀
die
Wait
Waitwaitwait
Yellow steve, blue steve, red steve...
We need green steve and purple steve
surely people will get the reference im tryna make
I would've said black as in rwby but sure
Do you get the reference
maybe I do but idts
Inside out
Nah Bc it’s too fast but also switch has so much delay u need to know where it will end up u can’t react to it ending up there
Also ya yellow steves r the worst
ugh ofc see the colors of the emotions now ik
briish
Susu become briish
🇳🇿
gee
bee
that is an unimaginable sight and sound
Idek what u sound like 😭
like a person

