#🕵・murder-mystery
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how many do you have
I love them too
too cute:(🫶
yes
make some
All of them still wouldnt be enough
Very
Same
i need poeple to send me any if they see some😭
like me uwu
Very true :)
PAH
oh
No pah
y
look above it
really does
?
you called?
😭 MODS
nah
no she meant meatballs
thats still harassment
smh
smh
absurd you have a dirty mind
u'd get a meeting with ur boss for that
if you think she meant anything other than gumballs
still
So does susu
NO
as a teenage boy i do tend to have a dirty mind
please
LIAR
Because
yes bloody mary
Sureeee
LIES
bye
my alt
it's upgrade nyxl
obv
duh
Bruh
who r u tho
who am i
idk who u are
Its @serene marsh
smh
idk
i’m me
you’re u
Its look who it is
i think
you think
i do think
do u think?
no
i thinked
wait i need brain cells
we can share
i dont want to share
i’ll give u 1/2 of mine
fine
i’ll keep it
😒
sharing is caring
WRONG
Canonically a zombie now
tried being nice smh
sharing is not caring
this is why i’m brocken💔
WDYM

emo
me brocken too
I bkocren 💔
Im brickn 
YIPPY!!
i've brockckdjn since i was 15 lol
sads
NO WAIT
Me and you both
oh
oh?😭
cant believe youd say that to starr, heartless </3
I DIDNT
HEARTLESS
oh btw does anyone know why my cape isn’t showing😟i feel naked without it
oh
bc you're dum
naked
hey im naked rn
showering
😍
Is it not equipped
idk why tho
i did all the steps
And thats ONLY when i feel like it :)
Ngl you look incomplete without it :(
i have a bacon cape lol
show off
nooo
I dont have any capes
I have more than all you combined >:)
ight i’ll brb i really need to wash my hair, haven’t washed it in 3 days and it’s starting to get greasy
I can 1up that
No u
💀
that was me earlier then i washed it lol
D:
skill issue
bit boring
i play xbox💀
:D
I mean I can download a texture pack with capes thats easy
bully
I play playstation 💀
No u
how
?
Yes
yes
good question
@serene marsh @rose hull that steve illegal skin shot me for no reason LMAO
Really?
Yep
Wow that's so sad
Starr youre too hard on yourself
The full song is better that was the mid part
No im not
Not when i miss an elim when the muderer was literally standing still for ages
that's me💀
i somehow miss when they stand still
Im somehow able to do literal 3rd person front 180s, 3rd person elims and 360s yet i cant hit a bloody murderer that stands still.
we all have our off days
rats up in here🙄
Oh it smells again strange 😕
oh wow, maybe démodèrent would help you?😕
débordèrent
oml
deodorant
In that case my off days have been going on for 193 days except the day i got to all time lb
Star have you ever called yourself a success when you actually shoot someone instead of just thinking youre a failure when you miss
Bruh
That's why we are yellow steves for a reason
Too many targeters tonight to handle
No elim is good unless its a trickshot now
And my stats (aside murders cause my murders are actually pretty good) will be trash until i get more elims than deaths which will never happen
I wish the deaths don't count when people shoot you
I dont think you realize how impressive your elims are
Theyre not. They could be way better and infact i just clipped a moment that is complete and utter crap
Youre the only one saying this though
Don't worry star, I've been atrocious from 10pm and onwards
Guess who the murderer was
After i missed
That bloody guy
HOW on earth can this game hate me this much
Yeah i really dont know how that didnt hit that guy
Its actually kinda of hilarious how the only game i have stats im almost 100% happy with is just bloody build
My stats (win%) is way above average for alot of lvl 20s and im happy with that alot
Every other game im not proud of my stats
Maybe dr ig, but i have so many deaths there.
I honestly think it's something to do with that snowy bit where it ate your arrow
How does something like that even happen?
Basically if im not playin mm better than how i was in october i am trash. October was the only month i played consistently good and even then the elims should have been way higher,
Oh youre probably right, I bet the game considers it a full block
I had that when I was murderer before. Carpets make the hit boxes much more difficult for u
It's a shame it still exists
You'll bounce back in form dw
your fault jake
Whatd he do
idk
Sorry lucas
It took like 190 days odd to actually play like i played in october
And it was just for one day
800 more murderer eliminations than deaths in a month will never happen for me ever again
900*
Honestly how my all time stats have remained consistent throughout my entire time playing mm i have no clue
Edging closer to 10K deaths 🥶
Youre still 1.9k away or so
I didnt know that ngl 😅
And ye it is a shame unfortunatley
You have over double my wins and like 120% more deaths than me
The only thing i have proportionally more than you is coins
I have WAY too many deaths
I dont usually collect more than 10 coins
For how "good" im supposed to be
It's very risky because you're moving around the map a lot and you could be at risk to death
It must be tough being a top player cause you need to worry so much about your stats and not about having fun
lucasa wut did you doooo
I'm always aware in 3rd person to check every corners and rooms
I do that too
I dont just charge in
I always check first
I last played mm soley for fun in like august
she wut😭
Cheers Geoff for that advice
Cs's might be an option cause they dont effect your stats
you’re welcome babes
I'm officially retired from mm
Ive done a few mm cs' and ive only found one session fun
You could also play on an alt
Starr you gonna try reach 10K elims?
If i actually play enough yes
Idk tho
Im so on and off with mm
Id love to reach it
I'll be packing up in mid June so I'll be focusing more mm and potentially try catch up to Mystxc7
I was kidding
Would you say EU at night is much more competitive compared to na?
Evo bullied me enough
I think mornings are easier in every region compared to their evenings
im rat queen do shut it
so*
Eu at night's, you average 4 level 100s and a bunch of red tag levels
eu is spicy😍
unlike jake
unspicy
Tilt you should try drinking hot sauce I think that might make evo like you
why are u typing jake, ur not welcome here
get out
u saïd u retired
out
now
Ok I can't find a clip to share
I came back from retirement shh
legend? LFMSOA
So it's today and let it be today
Yeah man. I think 5th all time wins with 2nd most more elims all time is enough to be considered as a "legend" 🧐
im bad
Ok I'll try
tbh being on lb for hive isn't too much of a flex I can say that as when I actually played alot I was top 10
I did all this on controller, u proud?
yuh sure
nope
until late 2021 I was all controller
I'm actually focusing more on murd elims now
i can't get the hang of mm on controller
Do you have any old clips on con?
Wait huh rly
You were controller when we met?
so rude to me babes, after all that support😒
You said you were that rat queen I think its fair to assume youre a rat
Since when did you support me?
and will every please for the love of god stop calling me evo i dont like it, just call me by my name😭i hâte having to say this over and over
always babes
🫶
Can I call you Em?
got my mascot
If u say so Emily
Niceee :)
THE FLOOR
Cleaner floor than mine
and why are your legs spread so far😭
What old mm ui looks so good
I want to say something but i wont
Nice. The fov tho lol
it was my favorite
my legs are crossed
yea my xbox one was on life support changing the fov messed w it
whut
Uhh
IS HE?
Check dm
yes lmao😭
YES
That's how my xbox is rn
could u not tell?😭
bruh i'm a little strange but not a complete weirdo
omg you have a mascot too
NO
His name is jack
:O
also that lemon thing is in my dreams
Stoopid
that smile
jack and jake are married
wait what
lemon thing
No way... My older brother is called Jack
it's mr happy lol
ye i have my own its not like a mr men character or anything but :D
ur married to ur brother?😟

EEEE
Definitely been stalking evo, how dare ya
EWWW
Hold on
tilt lore
Hold on
for real
it’s cause my love for u runs to bedrock🫶😍
cowinsadance
What a coincidink
Cowinsidense
cwiondicence
mhm correct
Cow inside ense
what planet is this
lerkma fas das pasbas
Theres planets? 💀
ive said to much
L
lerkma nuts
nom
jenny?
de ez nu ts
ha
ayo
who
Jenny mod
Last name tull :)
O h
ewww
eh
dirty starr
who
who
worrying
this hasn't registered in my so called brain
worrying
what hasn’t
Which bit xD
everything tbh lmao
jenny mod?
why did i get the feeling ud say that Lol
tbf it's a very me thing to say
Yeah and she says asu has a dirty mind
What
I just know about it
Its a (within minecraft) famous meme
How do u not know abt it i thought everyone does 
:‹
Besides
honestly😭
adult is a bit much mummy
Bruh
LOO
Rly discord
i don't want to adult anymore
Dont call me mommy
it involves a gun
so idk if u want it
mommy
i didnt call u that
i called u mummy
now we're talking
oh yea?😼
gimme that sweet sweet death
um
uhhh just take the gun..

aaaaahh~
Mm chat today christ
I worry for ur mom
fr y’all need help🙄
Dont shes evil
i'm beyond help so don't worry
Youre lame for giving up like that
raise your hand if you like yourself
why not

what is confidence and where can i buy it from?
You can "buy" it from taking care of yourself
Thats a bit rude to Em
Raise your hand too.
Fineeee
It takes months of physical therapy
UPPIES :›
yippy
no its like this
YIPPY!!
YIPPY!!
YIPPY!!
YIPPPY!!

I made it to 200 ELIMS YAYAYAYYAYAYAY
i am so bored
Me too
in sculpture rn
me three
so boring
me four
same
@quasi oxide say me five
me five?
Look up silly
oh wait that was you that spaceship lobby
yeah lol i sometimes play na when eu gets quiet
bacon cape
yesss
ok
I cant get off mm sometimes i swear 💀 im somehow giving motivation to play this game
Idk how
Its on and off for me
I rage quitted like 90m ago or so
Tho will be awake for another 2-3 hours or until susu starts nagging me
Eu was horrible
mhm
Im jus watching summoning salts super mario bros 3 warpless speedrun documentary rn
ooo nice
laat time i watched any thing to do with documentaries was to do with you guessed it- murder 🔎
A mm documentary?
Ohhh
i love that kind of stuff its so intruiging to watch for me
my activity on the hive is very on and off because i'll be playing for a while then suddenly next thing i'm distracted doing something that i think will take 5 mins. 5 hours later im just like oh
im very unproductive
that sounds like me at late night EU
scary
Im either on hive, talking to friends or on youtube now
I havent been on cubecraft since like january
i used to be so good at lucky blocks ahh thx for nostalgicness :)
i sometimes just make resource packs if i'm bored. like nothing fancy but occasionally i try and port some stuff from java but nothing ever gets finished xd
Moomoo pack?
moo pack?
maybe one day i'll make a pack with my favourite bits from certain packs
fair play :D
I swear I just had 4 games in a row where I spawned right next to the murderer and died right away
hive is based
so true
me every game
Is anyone on rn? I wanna party with someone
I'm on
I played soo bad today 😔
I was 6 of 11 on murd elim shots today
But it’s ok Bc I’m still rusty
@manic oriole Do you want to party or are you solo qing rn
e
nah im bad on switch id just embarasse myself
but also
"oh hi absurd"
what was that for
its crazy its like he was probably saying hi idk
well no I said hi in the lobby but he ignored me
but midgame I said helix
and he was like "oh hi absurd"
like bro
didn't you say you're shadow muted
im not tho
what was the point of alting for that
no my alt isnt an "alt" its me on my switch
I have different accounts so my terrible gameplay on my switch doesnt mess with my stats
I was doing my quests on my switch and saw him and said hi
thats the context
nah i wasnt on my main tho
I didnt know you were there I ignore the nons
Also just won a murd match on museum with two lvl 100s in it
good job
❤️

cannibalism
im still bored
So am i
become unbored
just do it
I dont like it when I lose to teamers
same
was playing yesterday and these two teamers were just camping stairs on eso and I just didn’t react and died
I'm gonna blow your mind rn
pls
i didn’t have a bow
/gamemode c
:›
These teamers were different they were just crouching and uncrouching so I didnt suspect them but when I went in 3rd person one was chasing me with a sword and I didnt have enough time to react
rant
Im trying, i blame it on my mouse being to heavy
well how heavy is it
like 160 something grams I think
You are an insane person
thank you
You were meant to take offense only crazy people do that
do you even lift bro
well I said thank you
insane in the membrane
GAAAAAA
insane in the brainn
Oh asu while youre here take my music recommendation of "in over my head" by luvox
its not break core but it has the basey BWAUAUAU sound
i approve
it's 4am nice
I like staying up late without realizing it
In an hour from now im gonna say imagine still being in yesterday
hell if I'm still awake by then
The lame one
of course
YAY
I'm totally not gonna get a hockey mask and walk around eerie like tmr when it's getting late
YAY
can't spell allxxyy without yay
TRUE
I'm so inspirational
JA
Incredible
woof
Im so tired but not tired at all
honestly relatable
@serene marsh friend me i have to. send u a song
Imagine still being in yesterday
lmao
good night murder mystery
Good night mate
est
imagine being in tmr
13 is an unlucky number
Friday the 13th 😏
invite me
not that I can use them but still
I need to see
what why
excuse me
im not a bad person i promise
In Players here has 100 lvl without hive plus how many days did u do that ? :)
e
ur hive+ and goated tho
300k
huh
ur right thats very bad
but ur also on pc so that kinda makes up for it
what were u before
oh
hmm
either way u got hive+ at 37 so thats like what 1k games in
so for the rest of the games u'd have had the 1.5x mult for xp
so ya 7k games sounds about right
i mean
thats not bad ig
im barely past u in elims
im very far past u in coins earned tho
probs cuz that’s an old ss
no u did
tru
well ya but hes lv 100 in that
im still 88
like 2/3 of the way there i think
oh 4/5
but I also dont want to get to lv 100, I'd rather not get super targeted
good stuff 😎
Thx :)
6 ping let’s go 😳
Omg get a deathrun record with that ping
I’m too trash at dr
Eh me?
ooo nice
Ngl kinda wanna try hit a 3rd person front 360
Well i mean
I need to top the 180 3rd person front
And ngl i find 270s harder than 360s
But 360s are more impressive
So its a winwin sorta?
I needa get real real flashy for when i make my next montage yk
Ahh I see
I think I know why, since it's hard to control your "swinging movement"
Well not really
Im very consistent with 180s
A 360 is just 2 180s
Im not consistent with 90s
So i know how long to turn for 2 180s but not 1 ½
Iykwim
I really need to get better at other types of elims than just 180s cause thats what most of my "good" elims are
is it just me or does a map that you dont like appear and you become murder innit? 
Not for me, im rarely murderer on museum
Museum is okay
But oh my god
I HATE being murderer on museum so much
Museum is imo one of the worst murderer maps
So many straight lines and so huge
If one or two people left and theyre not hiding its hard to find them
always. painful.
I just generally love murderer but i dont like it if its museum or manor
Spacehip murderer 
Eso murderer 
Museum and manor murderer 
tbh I literally hate murderer now
Last night i was in a lobby and there was like, me (ofc), leap, tlit, reddish, ander and some other 100s
Id hate to be murderer there because thatd be stressful as heck
And like me vs tlit reddish and leap id have no chance :')
But a game when i can literally go coo coo bananas on the whole lobby would be so fun
I’d get intimidated
Yeah
good afternoon myster murdery
alsoo I'd recommend you listen to cranky - feline the white
no bc i also rant to myself there
i start shaking whenever im murd with a lobby full of 100s lol
that's happened before to me, i got murderer and i just q'd out of embarrassment 😳
@bronze salmon
OH
💀💀💀
ignore yours
this play
please
🫶
didn’t know he was on her
here
ah man:/
YIPPY!!
i did not know you speak french
a little
i speak a little bit of english but main language is sarcasm
anyways how are you? :)
good:) i have the tired
aww get some more sleep tonight
hopefully i will, don't really wanna be awake at 5am again lmao
it's going okay, i played at bit of mm a little while ago, but i've literally got no motivation tbh, how's yours?
good morning / afternoon
Good afternoon
good morning
Gm
Gmm

hey nahp I saw that vybes guy last night
same
Love you too❤️
yellow steve my fav
steve moment
steve moment
very steve
What recommendation?
feline the white- cranky?
Ill check it now
well i don't think that was meant to happen
I wish it was in spotify
damn it
Oh fun, did you get him?
he died like right in front of me so I couldnt
looks amazing 😅
it was essentially the result of using some old ui files from older versions of bedrock, things have obviously changed a bit haha
Ohh lmao xd
ur skin so cute
tyyyyy
First game on first death second game sher shoots me for no reason
Lovely start
3 deaths in a row wow
:')
My advice still is to just have fun instead of worrying about stats
sad, well I guess keep trying 
Fair enough
Good yellow steve!!!
cool
Is telling you to listen to random songs entertaining
thank you
no
Yh dw
Yeah
ahh i hear
aw:(
YIPPY!!
quickest elim ive seen
YIPPEE
was it elim or did murd queue
OH
wait nvm i see it
Found goth teamers again- first inattention match then a very odd match then a very quick match as murderer then teamers that are also Gothic and edators from what I saw in chat how much better can my day get
lol
Todays Friday the 13th
Unlucky Friday
Lets hope I can still get some good elims today
Hello mm ppls
Hello unique :)
Hey leaped what's up?
im good wbu?
don't be mean to steve
steve can kma
☹️
ahh level 80 it feels nice :)
What mean? Its a compliment
Dont hog all the ys’s to yourself !!
HELIX
ASU
you never gave a rating
I liked it but its still not on spotify
ikr thats the lame part alot of my favorite songs aren't on spotify
Mine too 
how in the world did I hit this I thought I was dead Bc of that guy in the way of my shot
It litterly looks like he was in the way HOW did I hit that
I haven’t gotten the Friday the 13th effect yet 🤣
Back to the people targeting me I just want to have one chill day without somebody chasing me across the map with their blade pulled out or bow trying to kill me while having the whole lobby witness it
I get home in like half an hour dw
i agree 
i don't like targetters
i cant spell targetters
that's legit what the first match was to sheriff AND murderer we're both trying to kill me
mhm
Niceeeee
I swear I'm not even level 100 yet and I'm already being targeted to all hell
you should be able to like block people on the hive so they cant join your games
YEAH
I feel like that would solve a lot of issues
Same
That would be cool but also a pain on emptier lobbies or if youve blocked more than one person
It would be abused in some way someone would find a way
Plus you can always re'q if you want
True
But then that's the bad thing for somebody like me who has somewhat of a short memory, I don't remember the people who Target me so it's hard to say oh maybe I should reach you because this person would probably be trying to Target me the only person I can remember is icy because of how many times he has actually targeted me
icy vybes I'm sure is the full name
Yeah
Well the least they could do is add the anonymization tools to someone who asks and has proof of why they need it
Remember last year we had it
ugh other games with a mode like that are annoying
We kept dying first and missing our elims
Theres no perfect solution but they could at least favor the people who actually care about their server
I remember happen december last year before i met SleepyBoi at Hide & Seek, he keeps requeue on me at midnight 
now why would they do that when they clearly said they do what they want
welp, some one saw i had a bow and still decided tp shoot me either way with this to say .-., kinda just wanna quit for a bit bruv like this is 87% of my games


