🕵・murder-mystery

[manic oriole]

usually within 24 hours

[granite musk]

Noooo

I want to play mm now

[manic oriole]

u can ask in #📩・archived-help-me for more answere, im really not the guy

[granite musk]

Ok

[manic oriole]

ya and i dodge ur throwables and the game goes to time

thats how most of my eso games would end ya

[latent linden]

😭 never ending loop

[manic oriole]

yup

its unfun

which is why i dont like eso

ya

but u still lose

if u didnt want to get shot u could just req

lmao

but u chose to stay bc u wanted to win

ur just a chad then ig

tbf i dont either but not bc of a lame strat like camping the tree

if I lose to that I always get sad

[latent linden]

true though, did it once and never again (but ashamed that it happened)

[granite musk]

Now i can play again. Does it was a bug?

[jade marten]

i've never tree camped like ever, i don't see the point

[latent linden]

exactly

[civic ledge]

I do it sometimes as sher to try trickshotting

Ive not got a proper tree trickshot yet

[rose hull]

I just hit 2 tree trickshots this afternoon

[rare cove]

Yooo @civic ledge

I didn't know you were on it

Congrats

[serene marsh]

Nice

ngl tree Trickshots are satisfying

[serene marsh]

She’s been on it for a couple of days now

[rare cove]

Ah dopeee I havent been active on discord that's why I didn't know

[quasi oxide]

I always mistake you with that blvddv person

[civic ledge]

Hehe ty blur :)

[rare cove]

This dude Blvhh?

[quasi oxide]

no

[rare cove]

Also your welcome

[rare cove]

Oh ok

[rare cove]

Gotcha

[quasi oxide]

what he said

smart bald man

you are bald

are

yes

[civic ledge]

Listen to susu motthow

She is always right

She is smort

[quasi oxide]

smort 😙

shut the front door

at least I'm not bald

[vestal arrow]

👀

[quasi oxide]

a baby fresh out the womb has more hair than you

where's your proof

your skin, you being scared to show, not showing proof that in the video cake sent it wasn't a wig

no

nope

the hood is hiding the baldness

[fiery nexus]

I giggled at that for no reason 😅💀

[quasi oxide]

melt for me pasty cakes

I said more than your skin

being scared to show isn't gonna help not being called bald

[civic ledge]

Why do you think i said smort

Smol smart

[quasi oxide]

die for me

[civic ledge]

Hm

Ill jus respawn soo

Oki <3

dies

respawn

[patent rune]

oh.

[civic ledge]

Its minecraft xD

[patent rune]

hm yes, Discord Minecraft

[quasi oxide]

hyperion recommends taking vengeance upon whatever killed you, unless it was an inanimate object such as a cliff

[patent rune]

ah yes

vengence on myself

[quasi oxide]

ofc

[patent rune]

how that would work

lmao

[quasi oxide]

shank yourself snap your neck shoot yourself jump off a cliff drink bleach

drown

[civic ledge]

Hehe not last night

[quasi oxide]

burn yourself

I can go on but I won't

but I can

[patent rune]

like I just keep running into the open knives cuz i'm big dumdum 😭

[civic ledge]

It was Asurakt was slain by Starrdoom last night on eso >:)

[quasi oxide]

the leaves were in the way dumdum

[patent rune]

not the leaves

[quasi oxide]

fr smh

this is why I support global warming

(JOKE)

[patent rune]

o h

tbh I forgot that was even a thing for a minute

[civic ledge]

Thats a u problem silly

[patent rune]

just stab through the leaves frfr

[civic ledge]

Nah i was murd she was tryna shoot me

[quasi oxide]

they are living they're plants so you could

[patent rune]

uH

shoot through the leaves

totally got that right

first try

[civic ledge]

No way was she gonna give me another traumatising 180 :)

[quasi oxide]

have you ever considered growing hair

[patent rune]

life advice right there

[civic ledge]

Have you ever considered being taller

[quasi oxide]

have you ever considered being shorter

[civic ledge]

Yes

[quasi oxide]

do it

[civic ledge]

I have

But i cant

[patent rune]

god how I missed this chat while I wasnt here

[civic ledge]

Wait

Susu

If i wasnt tall

I cant give u uppies

[quasi oxide]

I'd choke you

[patent rune]

um

yeah sure

I mean

[quasi oxide]

I'm joking

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

I'd hug you extremely tight

[patent rune]

doubt

[quasi oxide]

in the neck

[civic ledge]

Idt you could choke me anywhere else

[patent rune]

Asu ik you well enough to actually do that

😭

[quasi oxide]

you know me psh

[civic ledge]

Did u not see this

[quasi oxide]

I mean my first impression was psycho so yes

[quasi oxide]

thats why I said I'd choke you

[patent rune]

.

[quasi oxide]

you don't see bombers flying 10 feet off the ground

hell no

[civic ledge]

So its me giving uppies or you choking me

[serene marsh]

You cant reach her neck :(((

[quasi oxide]

she said if she was short

[serene marsh]

Ohh

[patent rune]

I'm just not even gonna question what I am watching at this point

its just a warzone

[civic ledge]

Me and susu being me and susu

Eheheh :)

[patent rune]

I mean I already know

[quasi oxide]

burn the wound dry.

[civic ledge]

Can i assist

[patent rune]

hm.

[quasi oxide]

don't hold back

[civic ledge]

I wont :)

[quasi oxide]

perfect

[civic ledge]

:D

[quasi oxide]

love the no hesitation

[civic ledge]

Yk me ^^

I no hesitate

[quasi oxide]

yes as always

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

Not to put us off topic I play better as a piglin

[patent rune]

I love how the MM chat is just a place where schemes are made

[serene marsh]

Muckduck

[civic ledge]

Niceee

[patent rune]

I remember the old MM meme

"Stabbing children for coins"

💀

[serene marsh]

skull emoji

[patent rune]

skull

emoji

[civic ledge]

[patent rune]

oh.

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

god damn it helix off topic again smh how could you

[civic ledge]

Ikr

How dare he go offtopic

[manic oriole]

true

[patent rune]

I slep

bye

[manic oriole]

smh

[civic ledge]

Hive gods are now disturbed and they shall show their judgement upon him

[quasi oxide]

I am the god of mm and the judgment I give

IS DEATH

• by glamor *

REFERENCE

[ancient sigil]

reply.

we need it

🥲

[civic ledge]

Noooo

No prestige

[civic ledge]

No

Wait

Misread

[quasi oxide]

EW

[civic ledge]

Yes

[quasi oxide]

this is why you like the color green

[civic ledge]

Green is nice tho :(

[quasi oxide]

not the shade of green in his pfp

[civic ledge]

Its not bad

[serene marsh]

Green can be nice its not inherently nice

[quasi oxide]

it's not bad you're right

it's HORRIBLE

[civic ledge]

Susu stop being so mean

[dreamy temple]

TRUE

NO

[civic ledge]

NO ALX

[quasi oxide]

DROWN

[civic ledge]

NO

[dreamy temple]

i need. to grind levls

[ancient sigil]

Lets remain friendly please

[dreamy temple]

i need

[quasi oxide]

I'll put you in the dirt like I did to hik

[serene marsh]

use alts

[dreamy temple]

no

on main

[ancient sigil]

I hit enter too early LMAO

[dreamy temple]

[quasi oxide]

luca moment

[civic ledge]

Can i spectate

[dreamy temple]

BRUEH

[quasi oxide]

HAAHHA

[civic ledge]

I have many reasons as to why mm prestige is a terrible idea

[ancient sigil]

It was the first time

[ancient sigil]

the only one being teamers coming back

[civic ledge]

Nope

A different reason

[serene marsh]

Id prefer a content update over prestige but I still want pretige

[civic ledge]

Lemme get it rq

[dreamy temple]

prestige will give me a reason to no life

and

not do school

[quasi oxide]

stoopids like hik who target and fail

[ancient sigil]

she is gonna get her copy-paste text for why mm prestige is bad

[dreamy temple]

true

[quasi oxide]

precisely

[dreamy temple]

yeah

[civic ledge]

I mean am i wrong

[quasi oxide]

no

[civic ledge]

That is literally what prestige is

[dreamy temple]

it was the same with tw tho

[civic ledge]

Tho i grind it im not a liker of prestige

[quasi oxide]

tw is full of weird people

[ancient sigil]

I mean obviously prestige would only be part of a content update with new maps, maybe some QoL cahnges like yellow steve being replaced with marketplace skins etc.

[dreamy temple]

NO

steve

:(

[quasi oxide]

YES PLS

[ancient sigil]

The yellow steve change will change in the future

[dreamy temple]

no i will actually quit if yellow steve's

[ancient sigil]

we will miss him

[dreamy temple]

fuehbehfiwowj

[serene marsh]

Ill miss the yellow steves

[quasi oxide]

ILY

[dreamy temple]

im gonna cry

[civic ledge]

Get ridda the yellow steves yes

[dreamy temple]

NO

[ancient sigil]

There is no set time tho

[dreamy temple]

s

pain

all i feel is pain

[topaz shore]

Steves aren't really that bad to me

[dreamy temple]

TY

[quasi oxide]

does that mean it'll be like in 2019 when a staff said sg will get to level 50 and still isn't there

[serene marsh]

We can only hope

[quasi oxide]

ugly

[dreamy temple]

i will miss him

[manic oriole]

ew

[dreamy temple]

i will runaway

[manic oriole]

🤢

[manic oriole]

i will find u

[jade marten]

hive zombie lol

[quasi oxide]

HONESTLY

I'd rather hive zombie

[dreamy temple]

No

[manic oriole]

id rather variation in the shirt color

honestly

[dreamy temple]

red steve

[manic oriole]

yes

[dreamy temple]

i have a red steve skin

not as good as yellow

[quasi oxide]

it's face is not as low iq as the steves face

[dreamy temple]

:(

[ancient sigil]

As far as I know, no one ever said that SG levels will definitely go up, it was purely update-speculation but the yellow steve change was confirmed by Splodger, the Community Manager. It is quite an advanced change so we will likely not see it happen too soon. 😅

[manic oriole]

and purple steve and pink steve and green steve and tan steve and dark blue steve and orange steve

etc

[quasi oxide]

every steve looks like they don't have a thought I'm their minds

[dreamy temple]

OOOO purple steve

[dreamy temple]

that's why they're amazing

[topaz shore]

Green steve better

[jade marten]

neither do most people who play with them tbh

[ancient sigil]

yellow steves are goated

[serene marsh]

Someone remind me to get clips of YSs shooting me for no reason so I can make a fan edit

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[civic ledge]

Ahem

[quasi oxide]

if I recall I'm sure they said it would happen in the future but I'd have to look again, also I still don't like splod too much bc he said new maps not ltms and proceeded to take away witch school aka my almost favorite map

[manic oriole]

I pointed a bow at a man the other day and he shot me even the the murderer was right behind him

[ancient sigil]

Yellow steve will be replaced with some of our marketplace skins at some point to have variety which is especially important in Murder Mystery-

[dreamy temple]

:(

[serene marsh]

Its a TRIBUTE absurd, haters dont get to appreciate it

Valid

[manic oriole]

maybe

[dreamy temple]

true

[manic oriole]

but I'd rather not have 9 different people with the same skin

[quasi oxide]

it's not April first potato

[manic oriole]

1 per game is good

[serene marsh]

I follow all of hives rules

[ancient sigil]

I think that was before I joined the server 💀 Plans changed over time but rest assured we will get content updates in the future.

[manic oriole]

wow starr ur old

[vestal arrow]

18 months later no update

[manic oriole]

but also im fine with no sg update getting to 30s already going to be a pain

[quasi oxide]

they stole a perfect map and then only gave a gravestone months later and nothing else

[serene marsh]

Agreed

[manic oriole]

the whole sg community is like 4 people tho

[civic ledge]

Nah im not old i just found it after a sg player pointed it out

I joined hive late 2020 remember

[vestal arrow]

Fr.

[manic oriole]

what perfect map did they steal

[vestal arrow]

Witch school

[serene marsh]

Witch shool

[quasi oxide]

witch school

[civic ledge]

Witch school

[manic oriole]

whod they steal it from

[vestal arrow]

Us

[quasi oxide]

us

[serene marsh]

Which school?

[dreamy temple]

witch school

[civic ledge]

Was a perma map then removed it into a seasonal map

[manic oriole]

ohhhh

[dreamy temple]

us

[quasi oxide]

splod said it was permanent

[manic oriole]

rip

[vestal arrow]

You don’t know about witch school? :O

[manic oriole]

give us witch school back

[dreamy temple]

best map

[quasi oxide]

and then later on its gone

[serene marsh]

I only played it like once

[vestal arrow]

It’s still in cs

[jade marten]

witch school formed a large chunk of my early mm days

[manic oriole]

so's village

[quasi oxide]

all the seasonal maps are in cs

[vestal arrow]

Sometimes i go play a cs w it bc i miss it 😔

[manic oriole]

same

witch school was fun

[civic ledge]

I should too

[manic oriole]

especially the design of the floating table

[civic ledge]

I do miss witch school

[manic oriole]

I loved that thing

[serene marsh]

Guys we should all do a cs so I can experience witch school :)))))

[manic oriole]

yes

but not rn

in like 2 hours id be so down

[civic ledge]

I prob wont be on then

[quasi oxide]

it's gonna be like 12 am for you

:(

[civic ledge]

I havet even played a game yet today and its 10:30 pm

[civic ledge]

Ill still be awake but jus not playing

[serene marsh]

Imagine not staying up till 3am accidentally everyday playing mm

[manic oriole]

TRUE

couldnt be me

[civic ledge]

I dont have that energy anymore

[manic oriole]

no really couldnt be me i have a bedtime 😭

[serene marsh]

We could do it on a weekend

[jade marten]

what's a bedtime

[ancient sigil]

You'd have the motivation and energy with a Prestige update

[civic ledge]

😐

[manic oriole]

communism thats what

[quasi oxide]

I'm probably gonna be busy helping my mom move some things to a new house this weekend

[civic ledge]

Going by how im on a tw break from grinding it i vastly disagree.

[manic oriole]

mods why u delete

[serene marsh]

This is a predicament

[ancient sigil]

Let's not discuss age

[manic oriole]

oh

ok

[quasi oxide]

you got smth against 5830 year olds smhh

[winged axle]

Nice pfp btw

[manic oriole]

but then why do u have ur age in ur bio

[ancient sigil]

TW is more sweaty, Murder Mystery is a game to relax

[manic oriole]

i dont understand -_-

[serene marsh]

Rainbow's lurking

[ancient sigil]

Just not something to discuss here on the server

[quasi oxide]

@vestal arrow ranboo say smth

[civic ledge]

There is now way i could do a month+ of solid mm to grind for logos that can be designed in ms paint

Ive been 1st on monthly before

[manic oriole]

👀 ranboo

[vestal arrow]

Something

[manic oriole]

what

[vestal arrow]

😄

[civic ledge]

I never want to go through that again

[quasi oxide]

YIPPY!!

[manic oriole]

ranboo?

[vestal arrow]

Si

[manic oriole]

why ranboo

[jade marten]

YIPPY!!

[serene marsh]

omg i forgot about YIPPY!!

[quasi oxide]

yes

[manic oriole]

r u secretly ranboo?

[civic ledge]

YIPPY!!

[manic oriole]

@serene marsh this is all your fault btw

[civic ledge]

Theres nothing wrong with YIPPY!!

Theres everything right with it

[manic oriole]

yes there is

[quasi oxide]

no

[manic oriole]

there is so much wrong with it

[vestal arrow]

🤫

[jade marten]

i randomly think of it a lot now lol

[topaz shore]

Nothing wrong with it

[quasi oxide]

besides you not liking it there's nothing wrong

[ancient sigil]

It's not about the prestige icon- it is made for grinders and those who like the game

[serene marsh]

Absurd just likes being controversial, first hating on yellow steves, now hating on YIPPY!!

[jade marten]

i've noticed

[quasi oxide]

fr smh

[manic oriole]

i feel attacked

yippy was dumb and yellow steves are hot/annoying

[vestal arrow]

Yellow Steve’s are so cute

[manic oriole]

I dont think thats controversial at all

[maiden seal]

Nah

I love bullying them with my bow

[quasi oxide]

absurd said why am I in his hide n seek game last night bc I killed almost the entire lobby :'(

[vestal arrow]

Yes

[manic oriole]

you are a monster and deserve to be shunned

[serene marsh]

Yippy is objectively not dumb and cause im based this statement is a fact

[vestal arrow]

They’re like adorable

[quasi oxide]

and says he feels attacked ;-;

[jade marten]

yellow steve's have my heart ❤️

[manic oriole]

well u did kill me

so

technically

[quasi oxide]

:)

[dreamy temple]

[ancient sigil]

🤫

[serene marsh]

I will be using a ys skin when they go away

[manic oriole]

yellow steves have broken my heart so much

[quasi oxide]

then why does tw have it

[vestal arrow]

Cause they care about tw

[civic ledge]

hmm, well i had an idea that would be better. Giving rewards for stat milestones rather than oh hey you got lvl 100 why dont we remove all your unlocks so you have to get another 400k+ xp to unlock this item you use again if you choose to prestige

[patent rune]

god.

[quasi oxide]

oh right he said WaNt

its what they want not the community

[vestal arrow]

Mm literally had 100 levels first like what

[manic oriole]

bc the tw community gets toxic way more than any other game

obv

the tw community scares the mods

[patent rune]

if they add prestige to MM, I cant wait for all the teamers booster and targetters to come out of thier holes

[serene marsh]

I think removing all the unlocks is a bad decision but other wise i like grinding for more levels, gives me something to work for

[manic oriole]

as it should

[quasi oxide]

yea it was like level 50 I think if not then 75 and then 100

I think it was 75 as the old cap

[vestal arrow]

Yes correct

[jade marten]

they better not take away my plunger

[vestal arrow]

I don’t think it is

[patent rune]

50 was the first cap, then 75, then 100

[serene marsh]

fish better anyway

[quasi oxide]

ah so I was right

[civic ledge]

Until the teamer problem is either mostly or fully resolved i would absolutely despite a prestige in mm

[patent rune]

What I would love to see would be some weapon customization

[ancient sigil]

Prestige is pretty much just an 'extra' on top on level 100. You don't have to prestige, which is what some TW players did. 🙈

[vestal arrow]

Teamers will never go away regardless

[jade marten]

i just force myself to use the highest i've unlocked otherwise i genuinely think i'd have a mental breakdown

[quasi oxide]

prestige is garbage of an update

knock off call of duty moment

[vestal arrow]

Literally the teamers are bad already

[civic ledge]

I understand that ofc ik you dont "have to" prestige in mm but i can point out that if you dont want to prestige what do you get out the update aside a couple new maps if you choose not to

[quasi oxide]

and they don't get banned even if they did they make alts

[patent rune]

just make them fear you 🗿

[serene marsh]

This is a lie

[vestal arrow]

Exactly

[serene marsh]

There are some pretty big issues in mm currently (imo)

[ancient sigil]

in-game reporting made it a lot easier to report teamers tho, back in 2019 and 2020 it was extremely hard to gain evidence (especially without replay cinema)

[quasi oxide]

I think I got stitches banned after she revealed she was using an alt to play bc the main was banned too

[jade marten]

there's nothing wrong with the game itself, just a lot of the people who play it

[civic ledge]

xkyla or smth she said ew to me in a lobby

[serene marsh]

I hate passive murds aswell, theyre the worst

[vestal arrow]

See then teamers can never really go away even the same old ones bc of the Alts

[civic ledge]

YES

[quasi oxide]

xkyla 💀

[civic ledge]

Wait, its xkqyla

[quasi oxide]

we need ip bans smh

[civic ledge]

That was it

[vestal arrow]

True true true

[patent rune]

when I report it's claimed as a false report, like you cant be serious with the replay cinema at that point 😭

[quasi oxide]

thats WORSE

[serene marsh]

Not saying it will just saying theres still some kinks that need to be worked out

[jade marten]

i just think toxic whenever i hear her name tbh

[civic ledge]

That would be amazing

[civic ledge]

She is so toxic now its hysterical

[patent rune]

I bullied her quite a few times actually

[ancient sigil]

We need clear evidence of the murderer and innocent not trying to attack each other, otherwise they could appeal and get unbanned easily.

[serene marsh]

Most modern routers change their ip if you reboot them unfortunately

[civic ledge]

I hate how similar we are on the outside

[vestal arrow]

I’ve sent videos and reported and nothing happens to any of them

[quasi oxide]

idk who it is but I'd probably also be able to bully em

[civic ledge]

We are both british trans female (age) year old controller hive mm mains

[civic ledge]

That just screams 😭

[patent rune]

I remember ppl tryna pull me into a teamer group and I just shot them 😂

[quasi oxide]

yeah idc anymore since I barely play but I'm taking their side I have clear evidence multiple times and still no punishments or even warnings

[serene marsh]

That time I had a game of like 6 teamers and I missed the shot at the murd

[patent rune]

sadge

[jade marten]

this is why i don't really play with anyone because i'm not being dragged into all that

[serene marsh]

You dont have to team if you party

[patent rune]

I rarely land good shots on Murderers, but somehow am able to snipe Innocents from miles away

[civic ledge]

Ive only played with 2 teamers but i tell them strictly not to team when i played with them

[jade marten]

need friends for that lol

[vestal arrow]

It’s so much more fun playing the game how you’re supposed to with your friends

[civic ledge]

Mood

[civic ledge]

Agreed

[patent rune]

I wish I would've clipped a moment

did a 180, shot above the murd and hit a innocent

like how.

[jade marten]

i'd get so bored

[serene marsh]

Its more fun when youre looking for people for your friend to kill

[patent rune]

thats just a odd sight honestly

especially in office, as soon as you see some huddle up at the weird small plant area yk whats going down

[jade marten]

it's the teamers with matching skins and / or names that drive me nuts, just the sight is just no

[quasi oxide]

reminds me last night fruitykatsu xbstrct and some other goth dude they team with alot lost to a literal robot

[vestal arrow]

I love when the yellow Steve’s elim the teamers

10/10

[patent rune]

I can tell you what thier problem is

missing father figure

.

[jade marten]

not enough smh

[quasi oxide]

3 days :))

lmao

[patent rune]

3 days bro

[civic ledge]

One of my friends got banned 3 times

3 days each im p sure

[patent rune]

the first ban I ever happend to recieve was a whole week

😭

[serene marsh]

Yellow steves are the best in general tbh

[jade marten]

i've never been banned i don't think

[serene marsh]

Ive been banned for 24 h

[patent rune]

my stupid 2019 ass thought it would be a funny idea to jump boost in front of a hive staff

💀

[manic oriole]

skill issue

I've never been banned heh
im on vanilla on ipad with a ghost mute and always follow rules so how could I possibly get banned

[quasi oxide]

I once watched someone make a fake splodger account and use fly cheats in a hub in front of a bunch of staff before

[patent rune]

toxic innit

[quasi oxide]

a whole splodger skin on too

[jade marten]

very smart

[patent rune]

saw that aswell

[quasi oxide]

I had to laugh at it

[patent rune]

thier name was "Sploooooodger" I'm prty sure

[misty wren]

Dw star all good xD

It usually happens

[serene marsh]

what is

[jade marten]

there was a YIPPY!! moment

[serene marsh]

oh

[maiden seal]

Bullying

[serene marsh]

ha

[jade marten]

also i feel proud i remembered the !!

YIPPY!!

[quasi oxide]

YIPPY!!

[serene marsh]

yes good job

YIPPY!!

YIPPY!!

[quasi oxide]

@civic ledge

GET HERE

[jade marten]

why did i play that

gave myself a heart attack almost lol

[civic ledge]

WHAT

[quasi oxide]

SAY IT

DUMDUM

[civic ledge]

IT

DUMDUM

[quasi oxide]

this is why you're tall

you hit your head too many times when entering rooms

[civic ledge]

Dont be so mean :(

[quasi oxide]

I'm just saying facts

also @civic ledge I made yet another one lmao

[civic ledge]

:O

PRETTY

[quasi oxide]

no u

[maiden seal]

I found a 1.18.31 shader!

[serene marsh]

clickbait

[maiden seal]

Nah 100% real!

[quasi oxide]

I have a legit photo of shaders

[jade marten]

oof

[quasi oxide]

donk

see shaders

[serene marsh]

Rtx isnt shaders

Desnt count

[quasi oxide]

br uh

[civic ledge]

Shut

[quasi oxide]

no

[civic ledge]

Its u

[quasi oxide]

u

[civic ledge]

u

:(

[serene marsh]

There is actually a way to have working normal shaders in renderdragon though

[quasi oxide]

yeah

you 360 off the top of the castle

then

you t bag the earth in spawn

[serene marsh]

Working (real)

[quasi oxide]

after that you go underwater until the bubble bar is empty

and then you have to type in the chat "my name is (yn) and I'm wasting my time doing pointless tasks that won't help me achieve my goal whatsoever in the slightest"

[maiden seal]

Same, look

[quasi oxide]

exit mc,

then

delete system 32

and now you have shaders

have fun

[quasi oxide]

mmmh hot 😙

[maiden seal]

U cant in win 10

Pretty sure

[quasi oxide]

damn

then delete your life

does that work

[maiden seal]

Great idea!

[quasi oxide]

:DDD

[serene marsh]

Tried it, doesnt work

[quasi oxide]

you need to update

[serene marsh]

Oh ur prob right

[quasi oxide]

I'm so smart

[civic ledge]

See

You said it yourself

u are

Smort

[quasi oxide]

smart

[civic ledge]

No

Smort

Smol

Smart

Smort

[quasi oxide]

die

[civic ledge]

No

You are smol

And u like being smol u say

The only time u tol is when uppies

[quasi oxide]

I could secretly shank your eyes out when you give uppies and you don't even realize it

[civic ledge]

If i cant see how can i give u more uppies

[serene marsh]

All the knives would be too big to hide

[quasi oxide]

who needs to hide it when the presence is enough~

[quasi oxide]

just get gud

[serene marsh]

Well then why do you need to have uppies to do it hm?

[quasi oxide]

bc I'm quote on quote smol

[civic ledge]

:(

[jade marten]

when you wanna yellow steve but the texture pack comes first

[quasi oxide]

the textures with no shadows😭

also I meant to mention it earlier but your pfp is immaculate

[jade marten]

tyyy:))

[civic ledge]

And bc u love them

@fiery nexus oof man

Right off the bat :(

[fiery nexus]

im literally so sorry

I was mad and i didnt realise you was killed first :(

i just wanted to go a tad crazy on murder tonight :)

[civic ledge]

Its fine lmao

[fiery nexus]

XD i seeeeeeee

i seeee 😅👀💀

You got your payback 😅

[civic ledge]

Hehe

I lost it terribly tho

Got bloody sanwiched by the last 2

Cant play at all today

[fiery nexus]

awww

:(

✞︎

[civic ledge]

Funally got s bloody elim today

Christ

[strange palm]

just incase you didn't know

[quasi oxide]

I remember the talk about that when this map was new

the irl looks better

[indigo edge]

the real thing is in Chile lol

[strange palm]

yep

[civic ledge]

Meh but whateves lmao

Kinda guessed that one

[manic oriole]

I got a murder elim the other day where everyone was pink so I had no idea who i was shooting

and i missed the guy I was aiming at and hit the person behind them

[cyan mortar]

chaotic

[civic ledge]

Star as in me?

[quasi oxide]

most likely

[civic ledge]

Im eu

[civic ledge]

Check dms susu :)

[quasi oxide]

uppies! :D

[latent linden]

i’m embarrassed to say that i didn’t know 🫢

[strange palm]

well it's a real place

[quasi oxide]

irl eso - 2 hive eso- 0

[latent linden]

indeed

[quasi oxide]

tbh I actually kinda wanna visit eso

it looks like a nice place to visit

[latent linden]

fr 😭

[serene marsh]

I feel so bad when I kill pocket users like its not their fault they have bad movement its the jump button's

[winged axle]

Wow that’s so cool

[civic ledge]

Samee

It looks so nice there ngl

[dreamy temple]

reminds me of the backrooms

[serene marsh]

how

[dreamy temple]

just looks like it would be like

an easy level

[serene marsh]

I dont see it

[quasi oxide]

ur mom reminds me of the backrooms

roasted

career ended

[dreamy temple]

[civic ledge]

[serene marsh]

By far the worst thing ive seen you say today

[strange palm]

Chile

[quasi oxide]

boi if you don't get yo squiggly diggly

[strange palm]

some hive maps are from real life places

[serene marsh]

squiggly diggly

[strange palm]

like Venice in Deathrun

[placid totem]

me when- oh nvm he said it already

[quasi oxide]

spaceship = a m o n g u s i n r e a l l i f e

[placid totem]

i give the builder of the map credit, its incredibly similar

[civic ledge]

Susu quiet.

[quasi oxide]

LMAO

[serene marsh]

susu? No its susus

[civic ledge]

no

Its

SUSu

[serene marsh]

I like susus better

[quasi oxide]

matt is the kind of person to make a baby cry then blame the dog

[civic ledge]

susu

[civic ledge]

What am i

[quasi oxide]

stoopidly tall

[serene marsh]

Wow matt I cant believe youd blame that on the dog, poor dog

[civic ledge]

:(

[quasi oxide]

what you are you're 6"4

[quasi oxide]

fr smh

[civic ledge]

Yes

[quasi oxide]

HUH?

[civic ledge]

HUH

[quasi oxide]

oompa loompas are like 2 feet tall

[serene marsh]

Then Asu must be like the size of an atom

[quasi oxide]

I hope you choke on a potato

[serene marsh]

I dont have any potatos im sorry :((

[civic ledge]

I have some

[serene marsh]

As soon as it crosses the border its gonna magically turn into french fries

[quasi oxide]

America

[serene marsh]

America

[civic ledge]

America

[quasi oxide]

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

see I'm a pure american

LMAO

[civic ledge]

Im a pure british

[serene marsh]

I havent done the pledge in yeeears

[quasi oxide]

right that was like 1rd grade stuff

[serene marsh]

1rd

[quasi oxide]

:)

[civic ledge]

Smart

[jade marten]

good night myster murdery

[fiery nexus]

Gn moo moo :))

[civic ledge]

Goodnight mooeymoomoo

[jade marten]

also leap that atrocious round of me as murderer never happened :))

[fiery nexus]

wait you was murder?

ouch ;-;

[serene marsh]

No it never happend dont know what youre talking about

[fiery nexus]

wait what am i talking about

Hmmm

[serene marsh]

Exactly

[fiery nexus]

-hmmm-

[jade marten]

lol i can't function at this time

[fiery nexus]

Neither

Im just doing it to get to 78 💀

the pain begins )

:)*

[jade marten]

i remember up to around 60 something it wasn't too bad then it started getting slower and slower, i was having to play so so much once i got into the 90s

[fiery nexus]

ahh

[serene marsh]

Not terribly impressive but

I should start going for more flashy shots

[civic ledge]

Yessss

[quasi oxide]

pro gamer move

[placid totem]

no matter what level i am, i still cannot be a good murderer, ill win some occasionally but usually its rare to even get over 6-7 kills

[serene marsh]

My advice is learn to switch to sword quickly and back and also be quick

Its more about speed than not getting caught

[placid totem]

thats hard on mobile

i probably have more deaths than kills

and probably not a small difference either

[civic ledge]

Eyyy nicee

[fiery nexus]

Just did this on NA 👀 im very confused

[serene marsh]

I wish more teamers were in the discord so i could call them out

[civic ledge]

Theyre too scared to be here thats why

[errant nexus]

Starrdoom#4096 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[civic ledge]

Oop

Bruh i keep forgetting that word isnt allowed

Wait

So we can say ass

But not its plural

[serene marsh]

That makes no sense

[civic ledge]

hive moment

[serene marsh]

This is going in the YS fan edit

[civic ledge]

LOL

[civic ledge]

Niceee

[fiery nexus]

you as well 😅

[civic ledge]

Seriously how on earth can we say one word but get warned for its plural

[fiery nexus]

hive chat moment

[civic ledge]

Yet a mod used the word smart

Ass

Lmao

Remember that matthew

So what if you were talking about beef jer ky

Because they are bloody delicious

Get banned for talking about a food

[fiery nexus]

theres also ing :)

[civic ledge]

💀

[fiery nexus]

yayyy

You got what i meant almost instantly

Wooo

💀

[civic ledge]

Its nearly 3 am what do you expect

[fiery nexus]

👀🔎 fair point

im still on 😭

[civic ledge]

Christ-

Are you okay

[fiery nexus]

Hmm

XD yeahh ofc

Im close to 78 now so should be off soon

[civic ledge]

Jesus

Youre gonna be 100 so soon

[fiery nexus]

I plan by the end of the month

Or very early June

[civic ledge]

Niceee

[fiery nexus]

im also hoping for a nice 1000th elim

Currently on 768 i think

Not too sure :^)

[civic ledge]

Niceee

[fiery nexus]

any goals right now you wanna achieve?

[civic ledge]

Hm

20k murders is next i suppose

[fiery nexus]

Ooo

[serene marsh]

How important is it to report teamers cause im sorta tired of doing it

[civic ledge]

You get quest points for it

Alongside them possibly being banned

[civic ledge]

Still a way aways tho

6666 deaths will prob be tmr

Which is nice

[serene marsh]

Oh actually thats pretty nice

[civic ledge]

Yea

[fiery nexus]

Insane stats still

[civic ledge]

You get rewarded qp for successful reports

[civic ledge]

Pfft

More deaths than elims still 💀

[fiery nexus]

you wanna try more elims than deaths?

[civic ledge]

I play mm soley for elims ofc

The only people on all time with more elims than deaths either currently team/boost or have teamed/boosted in the past

[fiery nexus]

i still like playing more legit even though thats how your meant to play anyway

[civic ledge]

Wdym?

Whats how your meant to play

Oh wait nvm

[civic ledge]

They arent insane lmao 💀

Theyre decent at best

[topaz shore]

Its really insane!

[fiery nexus]

You can defo bypass your elims to deaths though

[civic ledge]

Nah

Have you seen my monthlys

Im always getting more deaths than elims

Idk how i have more elims than deaths rn

It would take YEARS of perfect playing to get more elims than deaths all time

[serene marsh]

I think its just cause youre leaning towards the flashy shots, i think itd only take a month or two of grinding if you really tried

[civic ledge]

No way

Even when i dont try to be flashy

I die so often

Sadly theres no way if i did a 2 month grind id somehow get 1638 more elims than deaths

That would require constant consistent perfect playing which im not capable of, i lose focus way too easily and get distracted alot 😅

Some days i just play awful theres not much that can change that, going by daily stats im extremely inconsistent yet somehow my all time remains consistent which is weird-

[serene marsh]

Ok after looking at my stats and considering how long ive been playing yes 2k elims is a lot

[civic ledge]

Exactly

Im not sure if mystxc does this or not but the only other 2 who have more elims than deaths (not critising you tlit dw) wear yellow steve sometimes to avoid targeters, being tlit and klpxzy

Yellow steving isnt a strategy id do personally

[serene marsh]

This will be patched eventually though

[civic ledge]

He does/did boost tho right?

Thats good

That doesnt rly affect his elims but yea :/

Wait

Does anyone know if klpxzy is controller or not

I think he is-

[serene marsh]

I wish i was cool enough to be targeted, only for a day though

[civic ledge]

Im p sure klpxzy is controller which is actually kind of funny what that means

[jade marten]

same, also im asleep so im not here

[civic ledge]

Cause that means the only 3 people in top 100 with more elims than deaths are all controller players

[quasi oxide]

you think it's fun and games until it finally happens

[civic ledge]

Is he legit?

[serene marsh]

Ive been working on some scripts for onix client designed to automatically anonymize me if it ever happens

[civic ledge]

Yo what

What the heck

ELIM RATE

WHAT THE

More elims than losses

What in the actual heck

This guy

[serene marsh]

Thats insane

[civic ledge]

Im calculating his elim rate just a sec

2.78 all time

Oh my god

If he is legit i have insane respect on this guy

[jade marten]

...and on the other end of the scale we have my rather disappointing stats oop

[civic ledge]

Mine are barely passing as "okay" tbh

[serene marsh]

My stats arent terrible

[civic ledge]

The elims could be way better

[serene marsh]

Whats the difference between xp and uncapped

Oh I bet uncapped doesnt add the hive plus xp bonus

[civic ledge]

Uncapped is no+ and doesnt have limits

So coins above 30 count

[serene marsh]

Oh thats cool

Coins are carrying me this month

[civic ledge]

ulti gonna take my coin record away from me 😭

Oh wells tho

Rather him than a teamer

Well yea but they cd nolife enough to beat it mb

Klpxzy did in october too

He got 63k

Or so

True

Idm passing my record to the coin god he deserves it more lmao

[serene marsh]

Does anyone have a cool podcast I can listen to

[civic ledge]

yours?

[quasi oxide]

yuh

[civic ledge]

Great win% :)

[quasi oxide]

fr I didn't know bc usually I don't check

[civic ledge]

Yr too good sis

[quasi oxide]

№

[civic ledge]

yes

u are

[quasi oxide]

ah

[civic ledge]

I check wayyy too often

[serene marsh]

Its cause you didnt say hi back

You should appeal

I really dont like shadow muting its really immoral (ik its not hives fault)

[fiery nexus]

alr im done for the night 💀

[serene marsh]

wdym

Do you play on pc?

I had auto q on both games I saw you

I just use replay cinema for that

[fiery nexus]

questioning my stats tbh 0-0

[serene marsh]

Same

[civic ledge]

I thought u do if you got a really high coin game?

[serene marsh]

143 thats a lot

[civic ledge]

Isnt the highest done 166?

[serene marsh]

Yeah 143 coins is bad

Ultimaze can you record one of your good games so I can see your play style? If its not too much to ask

Yeah the whole game I wanna see your routes

[dapper venture]

not the teaming 😫😫😫

[quasi oxide]

There's a 96% discount for your next death in the following 5 seconds! 5-4-3-2-1 Oops, better luck next time :)

[serene marsh]

Piglin skin gave me super powers you guys should try

[dapper venture]

already died 🥲 my body was on the stairs

[serene marsh]

highly recommend piglin skin

nah p sure its the piglin skin

[manic oriole]

L

thats almost what my stats look like and im on mobile

oh

mine are also bad tho so

👀

and also i rarely camp

right bc ur reaction time is lower than my ping

forgot about that

*70 ms btw

lots of people, most of them not great

also wow ur that good with >100 ping?

wow no wonder u go for coins

thats a full 10th of a second right

highpixel

smh

after watching a person I know hack on hypixel I grew to dislike it

*they did get banned but not for way too long

thats what he played 😭

he reached on bridges

and he lost sometimes too

ping spoofers?

oh lag switch right

ya that would be annoying

teleporting around and stuff lol

ya

[dapper venture]

i always get like 140 🥲

[dull crypt]

Thats so little compared to me

I get 180 everytime

[dapper venture]

oh jeez

[serene marsh]

my ping is good

at times

[manic oriole]

👀

how bad?

[serene marsh]

Why lot of players using hit boxes ?

[hushed lion]

[jade marten]

[jade marten]

20-30 on eu, 90-100 on na, as usually 160+

[dapper venture]

must be as then

[severe oak]

trash

[civic ledge]

Eyy nice new pfp :)

YO

That throwable is sick

[civic ledge]

Him or the murd?

Oh nvm u puttin it in every chat like

Yeah lmao no one cares

[quasi oxide]

just another non

[civic ledge]

Susuu

[quasi oxide]

starrii

[civic ledge]

Hii :)

[little zenith]

Why you spamming trash from some random picture