🕵・murder-mystery

[serene marsh]

imagine not being a pisces

[civic ledge]

Parents be like "this is both your christmas and birthday present" to those born in december

[serene marsh]

pft

[fiery nexus]

The sad reality is ik alot of people born that time too

Ouch :(

[jade marten]

i couldn't take thst kind of abuse

[serene marsh]

pisces and you live in virgina? Poor evo, the rng did not work out in your favor

[rose hull]

Rip to people who are born around late December

[serene marsh]

wow

🫶

i love u

[serene marsh]

Im teasing

🤭

[fiery nexus]

i was acc meant to be born on Bonfire night which wouldve been cool but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene marsh]

what’s that

bonfire night

[fiery nexus]

✨ fireworks ✨

[jade marten]

5th november

[serene marsh]

july 4th?

[rose hull]

Lovely username

[fiery nexus]

Lmao

[rose hull]

Got sent it just now

[viscid bramble]

Ong

[jade marten]

it's basically a thing we celebrate because some guy tried to blow some people up lol

[serene marsh]

Well tilt? Are you gonna give them food ?

ohh okie

gotcha

[fiery nexus]

guy fawkes yep 0-0

[serene marsh]

fr u gonna donate to the poor?

[rose hull]

Yes. My organs

[serene marsh]

give ur kind food

rats

I dont think rat organs will taste very good but ive never had them

exactly so u can’t say they are nasty

[rose hull]

I am a human, not a rat

[serene marsh]

wrong

yet again

[rose hull]

Evolruo is the rat

[serene marsh]

U sure?

u stay wrong

[rose hull]

Yesir

[serene marsh]

She did say she was gonna give everyone the plague ill give ya that one

[fiery nexus]

Im gonna let yall decide who this is but- once a rat always a rat :)

[jade marten]

lol

[serene marsh]

i am not a rat

[rose hull]

Could end humanity

[serene marsh]

yea coudl end u.

[fiery nexus]

I said let you decide 👀

[serene marsh]

i could*

[serene marsh]

Nothing wrong with that

exactly

at least you’d be gone

all rats gone

[rose hull]

Who needs nukes when you got a rat here

[serene marsh]

what a wonderful news title

u just love to talk about urself don’t u

[rose hull]

@evolruo

[serene marsh]

self cantered

centerwd*

@serene marsh

get it right

[rose hull]

@evolruo

[serene marsh]

rat

hahaha

@serene marsh

[rose hull]

@evolruo

[serene marsh]

😭😭

@serene marsh

[jade marten]

oof

[rose hull]

Ik how to do it

It's so easy

@serene marsh

I'm just winding u up

[serene marsh]

wow good job

@dire seal boo

OH

WIST WHAT

i didn’t know that was a actually user

@dire seal boo

NO

😭😭

[rose hull]

Wow we gonna try find every jake who's on this hive server

[serene marsh]

omg💀

@buoyant trout

@idle dagger

@serene marsh

@undone relic

oml

This is good

@north saffron

[jade marten]

what has life become

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[serene marsh]

@ashen wren

[rose hull]

Lmao

[serene marsh]

@tawdry slate

i need at least 1 to answer

[civic ledge]

Yall pinging every jake on hive dc

[buoyant trout]

Why r u tagging me

[serene marsh]

Evo why are you summoning all the jakes

@tepid grove

cause

[jade marten]

lmao

[serene marsh]

idk

jakes meet jake

[rose hull]

Don't know what to say now

[serene marsh]

where are they, they should be here by now

[rose hull]

It's a clear misunderstanding

[serene marsh]

@analog stratus

[jade marten]

must be scared

[serene marsh]

@cursive tendon

that’s all of em

[civic ledge]

First josh fight

[serene marsh]

Scared of evo? Impossible

[civic ledge]

Now jake fight

[serene marsh]

time for jack

[rose hull]

What about Jack yeah

[serene marsh]

@jade marten

only one

wow

[jade marten]

lol

[serene marsh]

lucky

oop hehe

[hushed lion]

To summon the Jake boss you must summon all of his mini bosses

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh

@serene marsh

@serene marsh

i shall summon all

@tough hearth

@cloud path

@serene marsh

@serene marsh

Canuck

meeee

[rose hull]

Gonna wake up the dead

[serene marsh]

@full oyster

mwahahah

@serene marsh

Evo please dont get muted

i’ll try

i should stop lamo

[rose hull]

I agree

[serene marsh]

last one

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[rose hull]

I dont want my pet rat to get muted

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh

i’m ur pet??

[rose hull]

Yes

[serene marsh]

interesting thing to say

Absurd was right

📸

[civic ledge]

Evo u gonn get muted for spam ping

[hushed lion]

[serene marsh]

noooo

it was only like 20

that’s fine

right

yea

fine

i’m good👍

More like 30

baddie can’t be stopped

close enough

okg one is here

it’s typing

speak jake

[buoyant trout]

...

[serene marsh]

OMG

hi

u came

my summoning worked

[buoyant trout]

Why on the living earth did you @ all the jakes

[serene marsh]

uhhhh experiment

yes that

experiment

[halcyon shore]

Rip

[buoyant trout]

:I

[serene marsh]

soooo how are u:o

[errant nexus]

🌹🍁ジェイキー🍁🌹#6059 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[serene marsh]

💀

[buoyant trout]

Mhm

[serene marsh]

wut did u say😭

[buoyant trout]

␈

[serene marsh]

ohh

interesting

[buoyant trout]

Literally can't say anything on hives discord

Get banned for anything

[serene marsh]

true true😔

@rose hull

i found one of ur kind

[buoyant trout]

:I

[serene marsh]

speak to it before it goes

[buoyant trout]

Bye

[serene marsh]

noooo

don’t leave💔

please

plead épelas

please

thanks jake now lokk what u did😡 u didn’t answer fast enough

now he’s gone💔

i’ll be waiting for you babes.. 💔

@lost hollow

@woven minnow nemo

fishy

[buoyant trout]

Um

[serene marsh]

UR BACK

JAKE

[buoyant trout]

There are many jakes, i'm the cool one though

[serene marsh]

i think this means competition

@rose hull

u have competition

[jade marten]

as im the only jack that automatically makes me the best one

[buoyant trout]

Yeah but..

I'm a jake, that's actually a jake that's a jake

[serene marsh]

hm true

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[tough hearth]

Wha

[serene marsh]

omg

i’m better than you.

you don’t compare.

stay in your place.

[civic ledge]

Dontya go pinging any other Star usernames >:(

[serene marsh]

@noble drum

the other one

@mint gale

@half island

@carmine merlin

[civic ledge]

Bruhhh

[serene marsh]

@civic ledge

hey u

okie that’s all

for now

[civic ledge]

Youre def gt get muted for ping spam xD

[serene marsh]

nooo

i’m going strong

[fiery nexus]

What the-

[serene marsh]

i’ll stop

i’ll beg them

[civic ledge]

Regardless, no Star is more powerful than a being with a Black hole like Galaxy for her left eye

[fiery nexus]

0-O

[serene marsh]

oh?🤨

[civic ledge]

persona

Ive gone over it many times smh

[serene marsh]

🤩✨⭐️

[ionic jasper]

Hi guys

[serene marsh]

hello

[ionic jasper]

How r u

[serene marsh]

im gréât

wbu

[ionic jasper]

Good

[serene marsh]

well that’s wonderful news

[fiery nexus]

Rare for any elims on spaceship for me xD

[serene marsh]

ew all hate that map

[fiery nexus]

Nvm

[serene marsh]

it is a society point of view

[fiery nexus]

Didnt load D:

[serene marsh]

rip

[fiery nexus]

Yeeee 😔

[civic ledge]

Spaceship is AWESOME

[serene marsh]

NO

[rose hull]

Spaceship is the worst map to even exist

What's so cool about that map?

For me it's just roundabouts and way too dark

[civic ledge]

Idk why i like it

I just do

[rose hull]

You're defo the fewer lvl 100s who like spaceship

I respect you for disliking Manor tho

[civic ledge]

My fav maps are warehouse eso and spaceship

Im rare

Panic lmao

Also love the 180s as usual

[rose hull]

I never try to panic when I miss

Gotta have composure

[civic ledge]

You can tell i panic easily

As in youll be able to tell easily when i panic

[rose hull]

If i ever do panic, I immediately lose control of my game play

I see ratty

[civic ledge]

Because i claw and my thumb is on my joystick all the time if my aim is shaky im either panicking or going insane sweat mode in pvp

[rose hull]

Ah right. I used to be like that in those circumstances back in my prime days

Old clip yet I still find this somehow funny

[manic oriole]

I've seen that too, sometimes the invisible shulkers will shoot bullets and I always laugh

at least I think thats what that is

[rose hull]

Yeah lol

[serene marsh]

Absurd those bullets come from the vase thing, they grant you speed for 15 seconds. Its cool cause you can link them together ie pay for one get hit then pay for another then run away from it

[polar kelp]

Yo

2 pings hwrey

[strange palm]

Is eso hotel cursed? It's always the map I get pink glitch on

[polar kelp]

Here

Help

[serene marsh]

It has a lot of entities, same with manor

[polar kelp]

Ok i found all the PING

[strange palm]

I know that

those 2 maps are so good though

[cosmic token]

Pink glitch😔 😔

So tired of it

[dreamy temple]

U ALSO like eso?/?:?:?

okg

omg

[strange palm]

I have a lot of grinding and pink glitch to face though

[strange palm]

is it not good?

[serene marsh]

Im hoping now they theyve added render dragon to every device theyll start patching its bugs like pink glitch

[dreamy temple]

NO I LOVe eso

lots of ppl hate it

[strange palm]

yes

I love every murder mystery map

[serene marsh]

I used to hate it when i was murd but then i got good at murd on the stage

[polar kelp]

Murd is easy lol

[serene marsh]

Yeah ik

[dreamy temple]

Ok DisputedSign125

[polar kelp]

Ok????

[dreamy temple]

Ok

[polar kelp]

Just never show ur knife too long

[dreamy temple]

Ok

[polar kelp]

When u are kill just show ur knife,after u kill that guy hide ur knife again

[serene marsh]

Theres a bit more to it than that

[dreamy temple]

Ok

[polar kelp]

Wair

Wait

I just playing another game almost same as murder Mystery a long time ago

[dreamy temple]

Ok

no

don't listen to him kiephie he's insane

no

u r able to stand above and see everything

bad for murd

that's it

[cosmic token]

What you guyd talk about??

[dreamy temple]

why eso is amazing

[topaz shore]

why eso is a very terrible map

[cosmic token]

Eco is my fav map

[topaz shore]

bru

[cosmic token]

I like the coin route and

How easy to get food

For quest

[misty tree]

yeah I'm one of those people eso I only play it when I'm using my hyper-realism shaders

[serene marsh]

No more shaders vineboom

[misty tree]

what do you mean

I can still use shaders

want proof

[serene marsh]

Renderdragon

[misty tree]

still works for me 🤷‍♂️

[dreamy temple]

understandable

[misty tree]

might be because I'm on 1.18.12 because that's the latest version supported by the macOS launcher. But I think the launcher is still google play Pe version

[serene marsh]

I agree with this

[misty tree]

should I have fun with the cool shaders and textures or try a challenge with the cursed UPwards shader

[ionic jasper]

Hello

🙃

[misty tree]

abusing that animated becuase I have no nitro

[serene marsh]

I do

[misty tree]

yes I know

rip

[serene marsh]

[ionic jasper]

[misty tree]

I think imma play with awesome shaders

[ionic jasper]

You have shaders 😳

[misty tree]

yeah lol

but I will use the cursed sounds pack

[ionic jasper]

I wish I had shaders

[misty tree]

reeeee sound effect everytime someone dies

I'm playing on 1000$ school mac

[ionic jasper]

Hahaha

[misty tree]

that's why my account being deactivated June 15th /:

[ionic jasper]

Oh

[serene marsh]

Youre lucky my school gave us ipads

[misty tree]

lOl

[ionic jasper]

At least you gonna see the update

[misty tree]

I will have even more power next school year I made the mistake of "configuring" my device. Basically just put a school admin and I lost nearly all power on it. But I found an exploit so I can still download unidentified apps.

[ionic jasper]

My school lets us do whatever we want 🙃

Actually

[serene marsh]

I jailbroke my ipad still useless

[misty tree]

bruh

[ionic jasper]

Nice

[misty tree]

I also added 512x textures to some blocks

looks even better underwater

[serene marsh]

My bed textures

[misty tree]

[serene marsh]

Its more than that actually its like 1k something

3060 <33

[misty tree]

ok well i gtg guess i can't play rn

if anyone wants I can post the 1mb shader and the 120 mb texture pack tmrw (good luck using it with crappy render dragon tho)

[dreamy temple]

how much fps do u get tho

[timber slate]

how

[misty tree]

easy not 1.18.30+

[misty tree]

around 50

[serene marsh]

There should be something in mm that teaches noobs how to be a good murd

[misty tree]

youtube

[ionic jasper]

@misty tree wanna be friends on the hive

[misty tree]

ok sure but where I'm living it's kinda late so I'll request you later tmrw

[frank wasp]

it's a zip bomb DON'T install it!!!1111!1111!1

😳

[heavy pond]

Wow

[manic oriole]

why do u make me laugh so much

its not even funny

also why are those 1s so perfect among the !

[manic oriole]

@hushed lion I never said I was any good

[serene marsh]

im so nervous when im sheriff

i got the bow n when someone pulls out something from their hand i automatically shoot them

[hushed lion]

ping, but heh? hmm where does this come in I am confused

[manic oriole]

i was the bad murderer u just shot

like 10 minutes ago

ive been playing so badly tonight ngl

as an example, I ran around the middle part of museum for a minute and a half dodging a murderer bc i couldnt think of what else to do

[hushed lion]

You're not bad man you're at least more than decent you got to give yourself that @manic oriole

[manic oriole]

LMAO

I spent a year and a half hitting a guy on the carpet

[hushed lion]

Bruh

[manic oriole]

3 games in a row where an inno walked through me to block my shot on the murderer

[topaz shore]

oof

[manic oriole]

and then another 2 games where I had to time them out bc I couldnt hit my shots as sheriff

[hushed lion]

Bro that's been happening way too often

[manic oriole]

im playing so washed rn

[hushed lion]

I'm with you on that

[topaz shore]

Btw I saw you in game again

[manic oriole]

LMAO

he killed 1 person

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

not a great example

he killed one person then chilled by the body for a year then slowly walked towards me

and it was the only elim of the whole night bc I keep missing my shots

my corners are clean tho so imma play some hide and seek

[hushed lion]

Alrighty you have fun with that man

[hushed lion]

I love the conversations on murder mystery i get

[quaint fjord]

Hi

[manic oriole]

hi

[civic ledge]

Bye

[manic oriole]

wait its that violet?

oh

I retract my hi

[civic ledge]

Good

:)

[dull crypt]

Anyone heard of the Arcade coming on June 3th?

[dreamy wigeon]

Hello in new to the hive discord and discord in general i am main in mm so decided to come here first.

[dull crypt]

Well hello there :)

Btw just a note: don't be confused if this chat isn't on topic it's a regular thing here

[dreamy wigeon]

ok

tyty

these r my stats

as of now

[dull crypt]

Seems like you've played mm for a longgg time

[dreamy wigeon]

1 and a half years ive been mobile for most of it

I'm glad the fist person to talk to is nice lmao

[dull crypt]

Np :)

[dreamy wigeon]

heres a clip i got today

hope u like 🙂

wait heres my actual stats

[dull crypt]

Lol u use plushies gun as well

[vagrant phoenix]

Makes me feel satisfied as more often than not, I panic

[civic ledge]

Why do u q as murd :(

[vagrant phoenix]

Loads of ppl do

Last night I saw someone just requeue whenever I was in the lobby

[civic ledge]

I know

Imo

If you complain about people who q as murd

You have no right to q as murd

I know some people do

Its so hypocritical

And tbh i dont get the point of qing as murd

Youre losing with 0 kills

Youre almost guaranteed atleast 1 kill every time so youre either gonna lose with 0, lose with kills or win

[covert ivy]

Where can I download RGB xp bar?

[hushed lion]

still looking for it @covert ivy?

[indigo edge]

People like you and me love being murd, but others may find it stressful. If a person doesn't wanna kill, I'd rather see them queue than hold up the game and waste the innocents' time

But yes mm would be better if more murds actually wanted to kill

[hushed lion]

Being Murder is fun, anytime i get murder i just go for it, not once have i turned it down

[indigo edge]

Same

[hushed lion]

Nice

[indigo edge]

Thanks lol I have the record for the fastest 15-kill win

[hushed lion]

Oh?

How fast-

[indigo edge]

31 seconds

[hushed lion]

Ah great numbers

[indigo edge]

I haven't played mm in 2022, the game was recorded in September 2021

[hushed lion]

Ohhh i see

[indigo edge]

The large amounts of teamers, targeters, and rule-breakers have discouraged me from playing

Recently, I've been playing among us and I'm having a lot of fun with that rn

[hushed lion]

Ah, no i understand what you mean, Haven't seen much anymore but that's probably my lobbys-

[hushed lion]

That's good

[hushed lion]

First murder match and I failed, sad but eh

[timber slate]

why did i get pinged twice here

[vagrant phoenix]

I feel everything!!

Thus begins my thousand year reign of blood!!!

I know everything!!!

[serene marsh]

yuck.

[vagrant phoenix]

Well... quick one eh?

[light tusk]

The Zenith tho lol

[vagrant phoenix]

aye

[civic ledge]

Well yeah i get that but as a player who prioritises elims its hella annoying having passive murderers and murdererd who q

Cause then it makes my elim rate worse when especially murds who q is out of my control

[rose hull]

Spider queen doing spider queen things

[civic ledge]

Indeed :D

[vagrant phoenix]

Aye, and she just won another murderer game :D

[rose hull]

Gj

I'm proud to hit this yesterday

[serene marsh]

😬yikes

[near valve]

._. thats faster than my record in hns amazing job!

[frozen seal]

Minecraft water physics

( took this while playing ps4 mode ) 🤠

[stiff mist]

i agree, it's really annoying when you're sheriff and they just q, if you're gonna lose anyways with q'ing, at least let sbdy have the chance to get an elim
i've noticed also that a lot of high levels q when murd

[granite musk]

Does someone else lag too?

[dreamy temple]

???

[civic ledge]

Fellow ps4 player :)

[civic ledge]

I agree 100% tori

I also cant imagine how fustrating it is for players like Cake who play for coins, 15+ cpg is extremely hard to maintain so a murd who q's straight away is 15 coins lost and that number adds up very quickly with how many people do q now

Tho ofc not many players get as many coins coins as cake

[stiff mist]

🪙 👑

[serene marsh]

???

[civic ledge]

[civic ledge]

Talking about murds who q evo :)

[serene marsh]

wut

[civic ledge]

How can i word it american so youll understand...

[serene marsh]

hmmm idk 🤔

[civic ledge]

We

We as in

Me and tori

We are talking

Talking about

Murderers

Murderers who q

[serene marsh]

ohh

gotcha

i’m so smart

[civic ledge]

:D

[serene marsh]

😎

[civic ledge]

Well done

[serene marsh]

🐀

raty

[vagrant phoenix]

yeet

[low cairn]

Hi guys

I wonder if you can say nice dudes that I'm a noble at the end of the game to be able to take it out of silence because I don't know any 😦 pls

[stiff mist]

often and with low fps sometimes too D:

[dreamy temple]

wym by this

[civic ledge]

nice dudes that I'm a noble at the end of the game to be able to take it out of silence because I don't know any 😦 pls

There u go :)

[dreamy temple]

😫

[civic ledge]

[low cairn]

Uh

Ok thx

[civic ledge]

Yw ^^

[quasi oxide]

whuh

[civic ledge]

Its allxxyy being allxxyy susu

[dreamy temple]

good

[vagrant phoenix]

I'm just bein myself

[quasi oxide]

yes I am good ty for noticing

[civic ledge]

No u not

U not good

u epic

:D

[quasi oxide]

I was about to eat your babies

[civic ledge]

...

Im taking that out of context

[quasi oxide]

very

[granite musk]

My fps is low :(

[serene marsh]

My fps is 144

[granite musk]

How u know?

[serene marsh]

I have a client

[granite musk]

PC?

[serene marsh]

Yeah

[granite musk]

Oh i am on android mobile

[civic ledge]

Id love to see what my fps is like on manor with pink lmao

[quasi oxide]

35

[granite musk]

Manor is very laggy on my device

Unplayable

[civic ledge]

Is that actually right

[quasi oxide]

I was guessing but wouldn't doubt it

[serene marsh]

I wish mm didnt have all the entities its really annoying

[quasi oxide]

for me I usually always got 200+

[civic ledge]

Well apparently pink might be fixed soon

[civic ledge]

Jealouss

[serene marsh]

How do you unlimit it from the monitor refresh rate

[civic ledge]

Imagine murder mystery with a 8192×8192 tp

[quasi oxide]

don't fullscreen I think is one thing and in the options.txt file change the 1 in vsync to 0

[serene marsh]

Full screen makes the game run faster unless the window is at a super low res

[quasi oxide]

might just be a me thing then

[serene marsh]

This would destroy everyones devices

[quasi oxide]

I mean obv I can have 200 fps but my monitor doesn't even go past 60 so it's just a fancy 60 fps

[serene marsh]

Higher fps means a higher response time

[quasi oxide]

yuh

[civic ledge]

[stiff mist]

mine's 36 rn

tricky to elim

[quasi oxide]

dayum

[civic ledge]

Ouch :(

[quasi oxide]

I want 36 fps LMAO

jokes I'd give you my old pc if I could

[stiff mist]

i think the most ive had in game is 60

[civic ledge]

Same

Ps4 runs 60fps

[quasi oxide]

gib me monitor reccomendation

I want more than 60 bc yes

how much are they usually

[serene marsh]

If you want a nice one you should have a budget of 200-300$

[civic ledge]

Sheesh

[quasi oxide]

gah damn

[serene marsh]

Id say 200-300 could get you a 144hz ips one

[quasi oxide]

bedsheet

uhh

I got

50

take it or leave it lmao

I saw that

[serene marsh]

I didnt know that word wasnt allowed

[quasi oxide]

you can't say squirrels in my pants

[civic ledge]

What word

Oh

Bruhh i forgot that

HOW is that word not allowed

[quasi oxide]

idek

[serene marsh]

People would use it to insult other people

But for some reason you can say go to hell so yk

[stiff mist]

geez just won a murd game with 36 fps

so tricky

[civic ledge]

Yayyy

Gj torii

[quasi oxide]

the stori of 36 fps wins

she just built different

[stiff mist]

ikr

damn gave me murd immediately after as well

noooo

i can't see ppl when i turn lol

[civic ledge]

Tori goated

[serene marsh]

Being murd would suck with only 36 fps, gl

[stiff mist]

its oki, the movement is just awful

you turn and it's like slow motion

[civic ledge]

:(

[stiff mist]

happy to get any kills in that situation :D

[civic ledge]

:P

[serene marsh]

Hive should have a toggle for the entities to render except the important ones

JUMP

Kinda like the toggle for the lobby

[stiff mist]

i once had 26 fps in eso, now that was impossible
gave away a free elim in the end as i felt sick with the motion lmao

[civic ledge]

Oof :(

[civic ledge]

JUMP

[stiff mist]

on wales, back i go for more fun

[serene marsh]

OFF

[civic ledge]

Youll be seeing me in a bit

Have fun tori :)

[stiff mist]

you too starri

[civic ledge]

Showoff

[stiff mist]

well im in the hub and it's currently 27 :D

give me some of yours matthew

💀

back up to 60

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

how am I not a showoff but he is lmao

[civic ledge]

Yes

[quasi oxide]

I meant you said 80 fps but I said earlier I got over 200

but I get more~

ahh except does count

why would you complain about it

you straw grasper

[civic ledge]

[civic ledge]

Nice.

[misty tree]

no it's not. and who deleted it

[serene marsh]

😭

[quaint pulsar]

excuse me what

1 door

[frank wasp]

Why would I lie? 🤡🤡

I OF ALL PEOPLE?!1

[misty tree]

why would I send a zip bomb in the hive's main discord server

[frank wasp]

🙄

[misty tree]

I don't even know how to

[frank wasp]

You’re the l33t haxx0r, not me

[frank wasp]

mhm, sureee 🙄🙄

[misty tree]

I would get banned from hive's discord, and maybe even the minecraft server. I spent 4+ years on hive

[frank wasp]

So thats why YOU deleted your message! 🤡🤡

to avoid a ban!!!!1!!!1!!1!111

[misty tree]

ok

[frank wasp]

bro is trying to avoid bans over here ☠️☠️

“don’t bother with this dude his sole purpose in life is to be a discord troll” - 🤓

nobody believes you, matthew 😃

Stop wasting everyone’s time, please 😃👍

[misty tree]

I got murderer very early

[dreamy temple]

i think ur laptop is exploding

[misty tree]

i think ur school macbook is exploding

[dreamy temple]

how loud r ur fans when u plauy

[misty tree]

lol wdym I have no fans

[dreamy temple]

just looking at the pic i think it will

[misty tree]

all of it is inside a school mac

[dreamy temple]

not fans just

the

[misty tree]

no external things

[dreamy temple]

air noise

how loud

[misty tree]

the only air noice is my irl fan cooling me

[dreamy temple]

rlly

[misty tree]

ya

[dreamy temple]

ur mac makes no noise

[misty tree]

yeah

[dreamy temple]

incredible

i dont believe u

[misty tree]

but it does tend to heat up a little when I'm using too many programs

[dreamy temple]

i could cook an egg playing sims on mine

[misty tree]

well I don't really have anyway of proving it but I'll try to find like the amazon info

[dreamy temple]

hot

[misty tree]

dang the school spent a fortune sending these to every student

[dreamy temple]

do u have a keyboard n mouse and stuff

or do u just use

the laptops keyboard

[misty tree]

laptop's keyboard, I would die using the trackpad

I have this pretty cool logitec office mouse

it's no gaming mouse as it can't jitter butterfly or drag click or anything link that

but something I find cool is that even after i let go of the scroll thing it tends to scroll for a bit longer

but it feels good and is pretty smooth

"
Apple’s thinnest and lightest notebook gets supercharged with the Apple M1 chip. Tackle your projects with the blazing-fast 8-core CPU. Take graphics-intensive apps and games to the next level with an up to 8-core GPU. And accelerate machine learning tasks with the 16-core Neural Engine. All with a silent, fanless design and the longest battery life ever—up to 18 hours. MacBook Air. Still perfectly portable. Just a lot more powerful.

"

[dreamy temple]

hot

ive tried playing with the kayboard

jsut

buttons suck

[misty tree]

man EDGE must of had a lot of funding because they are over 1k a peice

the bulky ones?

[dreamy temple]

also it gets dirty easily

the

macs keyboard

[misty tree]

the macOS keyboard here has a pretty neet glow feature

not rgb just white

it will stop making the keys glow after like 10 seconds of inactivity

I could have a lot more fun with this if I didn't enroll it 3 days after getting it

won't make that mistake next year

ok well I gtg got some morning stuff to do

[dreamy temple]

ya

[civic ledge]

Bruh is that a 512 pack?

Looks like 512 to me

[serene marsh]

I dont think mac airs have a fan, p sure they passively cool

[dreamy temple]

why does my mac always sound like a plane tho

[serene marsh]

Is it a pro?

[civic ledge]

How is it operating

[misty tree]

idk

Here's some info

[dreamy temple]

ye

[serene marsh]

That’s probably why

[misty tree]

yeah the info says fanless

this year probably gonna have something to say against the "school devices are garbage"

old windows 10 (the screen is like a huge movie screen) probably couldn't even run the basic freshwater shader

and they will be lending them again next year /:

[serene marsh]

I wonder if they bought the m1 macs just so students couldnt dual boot windows

[misty tree]

wdym dual boot

[serene marsh]

2 operating systems on the same hard drive and pc

[misty tree]

no at the start of the year they had a program called "enrollment" which "configures" the mac (really just allows the IT admin to get on and make the user a standard account)

i might be able to do it next year tho

[serene marsh]

You cant with the m1s though

[misty tree]

what do you mean

cant do what with m1s

[serene marsh]

The m1 chips are made by apple so they dont have drivers for windows

[serene marsh]

Dual boot

[frank wasp]

wind🤢ws

[serene marsh]

Agreed, linux supremacy

[frank wasp]

mac 🤢

[serene marsh]

So so true

[misty tree]

well windows has most of "minecraft clients" and whatnot

[frank wasp]

🤮

Arch btw

👍

[serene marsh]

I use debian

[misty tree]

Hopefully I can get onix next year

[dreamy temple]

[serene marsh]

Too lazy to learn arch

[misty tree]

but those noobs ban anyone who is "new" to their server

[frank wasp]

👍good

[dreamy temple]

onix good

[frank wasp]

🤡

[dreamy temple]

[serene marsh]

the only reason i even have windows is to play bedrock

[dreamy temple]

same

[frank wasp]

Uhh

[misty tree]

same

[dreamy temple]

actually i got it to play Unpacking too but

[frank wasp]

use the linux launcher found on flathub

it’s good

[misty tree]

yeah onix is awesome but I can't even get into their server I got IP banned for no reason just because I'm "new"

[dreamy temple]

rip

[serene marsh]

Ive tried its not good, plus the nvidia drivers on linux suck

[misty tree]

yeah he ain't lying that's the only way I can play bedrock on mac

ok well how old does ur account have to be?

then do you get unbanned?

bruh

[frank wasp]

Nvidia on a gaming pc 🤡🤡🤮

[misty tree]

if they want people to use their client, they ain't making it easy

[frank wasp]

it’s almost like you hate open source

[serene marsh]

You can download it from their website still

[misty tree]

what website where

[serene marsh]

I dont i swear

[misty tree]

does it auto-update?

[frank wasp]

matt on his way to send a malicious file 😳

[misty tree]

qhelix do you know their website

[serene marsh]

ocwebsite.github.io

[misty tree]

ok thanks

[frank wasp]

btw “newbietown” has been sending zip bombs around this server ☠️✨

[misty tree]

ok well this will change next year

[serene marsh]

Ive tried making a gaming vm too but i cant setup looking glass on a laptop gpu

ok

[misty tree]

I will try to use VirtualBox next year with windows 10 ISO

[serene marsh]

1 fps

[frank wasp]

for me the mouse input doesn’t really work inside vms well enough to play mc

the game loads and Stuff, but I’d have to use arrows to look around

[serene marsh]

Is it laggy?

[frank wasp]

🤮

[misty tree]

Hmm maybe I should only give it 10GB ram access and 10GB storage access

[serene marsh]

Also have you tried passing through your mouse

[misty tree]

ok well even if I can't use dope clients like onix I can still have full adminstator access next year🤞 but idk they might be able to fix the problem with enrollment

[frank wasp]

idk

🤡

cope

[serene marsh]

Im trying to help

[misty tree]

ok well i have work to do and falliah I don't have any idea how to send zip bombs or how to make them so I would quit trying to get me banned

[serene marsh]

Kvm > virtbox

Virtbox isnt even fully open source gross

[fiery nexus]

Also my mm level rn ;)

hehe

Hello mm chat ^^

[robust finch]

Oh nice

[frank wasp]

qemu is also great

virtbox is corporate🤢🤢

not free

🤮🤮🤡

[pastel vapor]

murder mystery is my fav game

[serene marsh]

ncie to know

[manic oriole]

eh

tbh mm kinda bad

not enough irl cats

[serene marsh]

Ikr its gross

Get your not foss out of my linux

i’ll be ur cat

meow~

nekogasm

[dreamy temple]

[serene marsh]

😍

i can play this evening guys🥰

Yaaay

[dreamy temple]

imnwplaying.

bedwars latwr

BC

looshy put out recolors of my favorite pack ever

fat cat 16x is the only good texture pack

[serene marsh]

Pack does not live up to the name

Theres only like 3 items themed after fat cats

[civic ledge]

Had this on a 4 elim streak was gt be 5 but i accidentally pressed L1

[frank wasp]

*nvidia user 🤢

[dreamy temple]

no

also i love the bow and swords and

the armor

bc cat ears

and little cat on bed

and thing in inventory

and particles

incredible pack

[fiery nexus]

:( my condolences

[dreamy temple]

almost cried when i saw she put out recolors

[serene marsh]

Does amd make laptop gpus?

[manic oriole]

goated emote

ngl

[ionic jasper]

Hi

🙃

[frank wasp]

lap🤢top🤮

[serene marsh]

Listen i need the mobility dont blame me

[frank wasp]

la🔥pt🔥op use🔥rs trying🔥 to ty🔥pe be lik🔥e:

[frank wasp]

cope

seethe

calm down

LL

bozo

ratio

[serene marsh]

I am seething

[frank wasp]

stay mad

<3

[serene marsh]

Dw i will <33333

[frank wasp]

bozo 🤓

[frank wasp]

"I am seething" - 🤓

[serene marsh]

Did anyone ever tell you you’re annoying?

Dont listen to them youre perfect the way you are

[manic oriole]

true

ur parents must be so proud

[frank wasp]

Talking to yourself?

qHelix has been exposed as an insanse person

don't listen to them

at all costs 😳

[frank wasp]

Nobody asked 🤡

honk honk

[manic oriole]

While you are not incorrect, I don’t see how that’s relevant to the conversation at hand

Also, agreement does not require a question.

Responses require a question but not agreements. Agreements simply require a prior point.

And the prior point was that ur perfect just the way u are (sarcastically).

So your response of “nobody asked” shows your lack of understanding of the English language.

[frank wasp]

you're a literal clown if you think I'm reading all that 🤡

[topaz shore]

🍿 🍿 🍿

[civic ledge]

Can i have some popcorn

[topaz shore]

Sure

Here take it take it

[frank wasp]

also you're saying i'm dumb bc you didn't understand my sarcasm? That really doesn't make sense to me imo

stay mad + calm down ❣️

[civic ledge]

:D

Tyyy

[misty tree]

daheq (I totally did not make this)

lol

lol that website kinda funny

[manic oriole]

L

hold this please

[manic oriole]

I never said ur "dumb" I just stated that you seem to lack a fundemental understanding of the English language

which is not incorrect at all, your prior statements support my claim extraordinarily well

but, maybe its a culture thing, you seem to think that being intelligent is a bad thing lol

[manic oriole]

_ _

[serene marsh]

Absurd youre try harding this argument

[dreamy temple]

it's like 50 words....

[misty tree]

hey's just the server clown /:

[dreamy wigeon]

e

[manic oriole]

i am

I'm bored and need someone to argue with so this is as good an activity as any

[dreamy temple]

hi

[dreamy wigeon]

hi

[manic oriole]

hi!

[misty tree]

bye

[dreamy temple]

bye

[dreamy wigeon]

bye

[manic oriole]

ill miss u -_-

[manic oriole]

I saw u on hide and seek a few days ago

[misty tree]

do you want your face sculpted into a petpet gif

[dreamy wigeon]

yes

[misty tree]

ok let me screenshoft your pfp

[dreamy wigeon]

ok

[misty tree]

removing background....

hmmm shouldn't take this long

[serene marsh]

You guys should listen to break core

[misty tree]

ok well it could of been better

[manic oriole]

no

[serene marsh]

Why

[dreamy wigeon]

thats pretty cool m8

[serene marsh]

Its not edgy its just lofi drum and base

[manic oriole]

it looks like some guy petting a sideways face ngl

[misty tree]

lOl

[cyan mortar]

sounds cool

[misty tree]

hahah

I'll put anything on that gif

time for someones face

[ionic jasper]

Did you guys got a hub title

[dreamy wigeon]

yes

mine is big chilln'

[misty tree]

sorry I had to

[dreamy wigeon]

lmao

[ionic jasper]

What kind bc I got the up coming:mixed arcade that my hub title

You hate trump

?

[misty tree]

no

[dreamy wigeon]

cool but im not subbed to the newsletter

[misty tree]

just having fun with a fun website I found

[ionic jasper]

Oh ok

[misty tree]

sus

[dreamy wigeon]

lmao i love how this is the mm discord server and no1 is even mentioning mm lololol

[manic oriole]

I do tho

[misty tree]

gottem

I can put anything on that gif boredbutton gave me good ideas

[manic oriole]

hes destabalizing democracy

smh

[cyan mortar]

it always gets off topic unless someone sends a cool clip

[dreamy wigeon]

oh

[frank wasp]

🤓

[serene marsh]

Mm chat is general chat for people who play mm

[frank wasp]

Im not reading that book you wrote 😆

Who are you? 🦉

🤨

[dreamy wigeon]

whos who?

ok

[frank wasp]

🤓

[serene marsh]

@frank wasp i liked you better when you were talking about linux ngl

[civic ledge]

Technically youre right

[dreamy wigeon]

whats going on?

[frank wasp]

*you're

[civic ledge]

If you use one of the 1s as the 1=2 formula

[frank wasp]

🤓

[frank wasp]

cool 🧊

I don't care and honestly that's okay

[serene marsh]

You think im cool 🥺

[serene marsh]

When i said i used debian I actually meant i was daily driving khali

[frank wasp]

intelligent people are more likely to be racist, so yes, being smart IS BAD. Stop being a bozo 🤡

[frank wasp]

pfft

kali is soooo good

I love using cmatrix

[manic oriole]

...

lmao

[frank wasp]

and pinging google.com

[manic oriole]

what a hot take

[frank wasp]

to doosd

[frank wasp]

cry about it

[manic oriole]

the republican party would disagree

lmao

unintelligent and racist is their brand

[frank wasp]

Americans on their way to talk about american politics 24/7 🤢

[manic oriole]

TRUE

you are so not wrong