🕵・murder-mystery

[manic oriole]

kekw

[serene marsh]

A 13+ child cough tos cough hive doesnt take it as a joke cpugh

[narrow cedar]

Cute pic btw

[manic oriole]

id joke about being under 13 but e just got banned for that

[manic oriole]

ty!

[narrow cedar]

Yw

[errant nexus]

Yuqii🌧#0001 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[manic oriole]

gottem

[icy summit]

LOL

[manic oriole]

do it again i dare u

if u dont ur a coward

👀

[serene marsh]

My status moment

[icy summit]

@woven slate

[icy summit]

^^^

[manic oriole]

_ _

remember this tho

so...

[icy summit]

r u tho

[manic oriole]

...

im being cyberbullied again

[icy summit]

because u dont listen very well

[manic oriole]

-_-

ok

my bad

[long cairn]

Please drop the argument 😅

[icy summit]

^^^

[manic oriole]

imma be honest I legit forget what we were talking about

[icy summit]

jyri

toxicmuch

[manic oriole]

so imma just leave

[long cairn]

Only irl

[serene marsh]

Im surprised they dont sync bans considering they make you link your discord to their own system

[icy summit]

still goin alr

[serene marsh]

Disclaimer: This statement wasnt directed at any individual or entity it was simply me remarking my astonishment

[gaunt osprey]

It cools ur body down super fast

[serene marsh]

Im happy i was here to see this statement before it gets deleted

10 minutes max

It cant be longer right

[manic oriole]

wow

very fast

[long cairn]

@gaunt osprey, please be appropriate 👍

[gaunt osprey]

Oh sorry

It just works so good

[serene marsh]

My humor is so immature this shouldn't be funny

[manic oriole]

same

I need an intervention

I actually almost laughed

[serene marsh]

kinda the most compatible camo skin I've made for mm

[gaunt osprey]

@serene marsh dude

[serene marsh]

wassup

a little improvement maybe idk

[frank wasp]

@serene marsh dude

[heavy pond]

Getting better

[serene marsh]

wassup

[delicate salmon]

anyone wanna play

[worn tide]

I'm busy eating oreo ice cream lol

[delicate salmon]

i understand 😂

[serene marsh]

youll be banned soon lol

[serene marsh]

i mean i dont usually go online, so i wouldnt mind either way

[narrow cedar]

Gimme some

[worn tide]

I already ate it ☻

[narrow cedar]

:c

[frank wasp]

I have paparazzi?

[manic oriole]

ur back?

🍿

[languid jay]

Wait so she is 13 so I hope in middel school and she says to you ur in middle school

[civic ledge]

[manic oriole]

that doesnt help ty tho

or was that u slapping me for being silly

[civic ledge]

Former

[manic oriole]

there was no former

[civic ledge]

Well not me slapping you

[manic oriole]

oh ok

makes sense

also did u have fun reading that whole chapter of cringe

from the ping of the cookie monster to the m28hawk telling me to leave

[civic ledge]

I much less dont care about drama here anymore, used to be funny now its just sad

Especially knowing who starts most of it now

[fiery nexus]

Good morning good evening or goodnight mm chat :)

[civic ledge]

Hey leap :))

[fiery nexus]

Omg

Its today

:D

AHH

[civic ledge]

^^

[fiery nexus]

im probably gonna have some crazy reaction 🍹

[dull crypt]

Hey u missed "good dawn", "good afternoon", and "good dusk"

[fiery nexus]

ahh true dusk and dawn are very similar to morning and night though

there not exact ofc but i understand Lol

[dull crypt]

Hmm yeah lmao

[serene marsh]

Is a 1 minute and 5 seconds game as a murderer good?

[dull crypt]

What map did u play on?

[serene marsh]

Office

[dull crypt]

That's fairly good

[serene marsh]

there was a lot of high levels tho

[dull crypt]

Yeah that's still very good

The high levels doesn't always mean they are the pro-est in the Hive or something

I've actually seen a lvl 100 kill five people in like 3 mins before they got shot

[dull crypt]

What are u meaning exactly by this?

[serene marsh]

yeah i know

but there was like some leaderboard players ig

[dull crypt]

I see

Well you're lucky u killed the whole lobby in one minute 5 seconds because most high levels will get 10 coins in like 30-40 secs, when I'm in AS, that is

And, of course, they will try and shoot u

[languid jay]

My games always take years cause teamers

[dull crypt]

If you see a llama that should be a warning sign 👌
In AS like literally every llama is teamers in some minigame

[languid jay]

I don’t think if ever seen a llama skin

[stiff mist]

you can still murder them as they generally leave their feet in view :D

[civic ledge]

What if they were ghosty

[cyan mortar]

they did have ghost skin on 😥

the costume

[narrow cedar]

What lvl is everyone on mm?

[civic ledge]

100

[jade marten]

100

[civic ledge]

Oof

[narrow cedar]

Niceee

[cyan mortar]

💯

[narrow cedar]

Noicee

[serene marsh]

thank you much appreciated❤️

[civic ledge]

YIPPY!!

[serene marsh]

YIPPY!!

YIPPY!!

[narrow cedar]

🥺

[serene marsh]

💀

[narrow cedar]

(Can I say it too..? 🥺)

[serene marsh]

😭😭😭yes

[narrow cedar]

YIPPY!!~

[civic ledge]

Not bad ig

[narrow cedar]

Too good 🥺💖

[civic ledge]

That sticker name

[dreamy temple]

yes

[civic ledge]

ok

[serene marsh]

I hope it comes a Murdere Mode who are Two Murderes and Two Sheriffs are

[dapper venture]

o.o

[civic ledge]

One problem with that

Wait nvm i thought it out

[dapper venture]

bit chaotic innit

[narrow cedar]

Omg hi

[dapper venture]

hiii

[polar kelp]

How about infection mode, murderer killed people and the people that the murderer killed become murderer

Like sheriff

When sheriff died we all can take his head

And become sheriff

[civic ledge]

Nah

Thats WAY too easy for murderer

Its hide and seek but everyone is one tap

[serene marsh]

indeed

[serene marsh]

And you cannot hide

[civic ledge]

Basically yeah

[serene marsh]

Unless you somehow turn yourself to a one Block tall Bush

[serene marsh]

I would like to see you try

[civic ledge]

You can hide in mm

But they arent good hiding spots

[frosty crypt]

@long cairn Is it possible that the HIVE building team took inspiration from the irl Eso Hotel that is used by astronomers and scientist for a resting place from observing planets and stars for the map in Murderer Mystery.. Eso Hotel?

[dapper venture]

Yes

[civic ledge]

Eso hotel is based off the real thing

[long cairn]

I believe so, yes

[serene marsh]

Oh that is interesting

Didn't know abt that

[frosty crypt]

I just learned about the irl Eso Hotel today when watching some alien blah blah exoplanet thing star science show.

[dapper venture]

that is great

[frosty crypt]

welp, back to HIVE chat and do some random convers.

Cya

[civic ledge]

Bai

[polar kelp]

Just more challenging,because if the sheriff die,almost all people can be sheriff

[civic ledge]

It would still be way too easy for murderer i think

If they kill even a small clump of people its almost a guaranteed win

It would just be people staying in groups and the groups keep getting bigger for the murderers

Imo its very hard to make gamemodes for mm, because one gamemode could make a certain stat skyrocket more than vanilla mm, and could greatly affect leaderboards

Say there was a gamemode where there were multiple murderers, this could increase murderer elimination counts by atleast 100%

And if you were sheriff you could get more than 2 eliminations a game

[polar kelp]

:o

[civic ledge]

While it might not look that bad

[polar kelp]

Ok

[civic ledge]

Using my elim rates as an example

I get an elim rate at about 3.13 wins for an elim

If there was a game for multiple elims

3.13 would look bad

[polar kelp]

Oh

[civic ledge]

And it even has the potential to achieve more elims than wins

Or even games played

And imo that would not work out

[polar kelp]

I hardly ever play mm

Just play it a year ago and get level 2

And play this year to do a quest(not kill the sheriff)

[civic ledge]

Ah

[patent rune]

Murder Mystery.

[civic ledge]

Tbh i cant think of any new gamemodes for mm that would be balanced

The best thing mm can really get is an update for either more levels (which wouldnt work since prestige goes up to lvl 100 before you prestige, so in return mm prestige) but mm prestige is a bad idea imo. And new cosmetics

Would love to see new cosmetics

Especially introducing coin ones

The sonic update missed a great opportunity to introduce coin cosmetics and give us Rings

Like honestly hive can introduce cosmetics for stat milestones once you max a game

Say at like 100000 coins you unlock a coin cosmetic

That would give a motive for people to collect coins more

[indigo edge]

You can introduce new cosmetics without having to add levels

[civic ledge]

Or something for murders to encourage people to q as murderer less

[indigo edge]

Yeah

[civic ledge]

Thas what im going into ^^

[indigo edge]

Sick of pacifist murds

So +1 for that idea

[civic ledge]

Exactly

Its a small idea but could change the game

And maybe take inspriation from Cubecraft and give ranks for games too

I have skyblock rank on cubecaft and its awesome

I mean, Hive already have the Skyblock Bundle

So why not introduce Bundles for the other games too

[civic ledge]

Last night i had three 5 minute games in a row the collective amount of kills done in the games was just 2

Was so boring

[polar kelp]

Mm must have prestige (prestige 20)

[civic ledge]

I dont really like the prestige idea

As a whole

Even for tw

[polar kelp]

Oh

Then

Level 1000

Or 200

[pallid apex]

ass

[civic ledge]

Its just pumping out more levels with next to no new items unlocked, just a logo on you in the lobby and 5 hub titles for what, 500 extra levels

[polar kelp]

But i think the hive team just gonna put prestige

Then more level

[civic ledge]

Imo prestige is one of the laziest updates ever, 500 new levels with 5 new unlockables

And the logos you could design on ms paint in like a minute

New maps? Yes
New items? Yes
500 new levels with 5 new unlockables??

Ontop of that you also have to reunlock the ingame unlockables

Putting it like this, can ye see why i dont want a mm prestige?

[polar kelp]

Yeah

[polar kelp]

Wait,in mm we only get a skin?

Or new bow?

[civic ledge]

You keep the hub titles and max level costume upon prestiging

[polar kelp]

Yeah only that,i think hive should add another things in mm when we unlock a level

[hasty stream]

i think its bow skin, new costume, colors bow, sowrd skin

[polar kelp]

Oh

[civic ledge]

Hm

[polar kelp]

Ok that is enough

[civic ledge]

That woudnt work

[hasty stream]

bruh why is my name Daunt18 '-'

[civic ledge]

Cause texture packs n all change sword and bow textures

So changing the textures to a hive exclusive like that they did in the hub with the items in your inventory,,

Doesnt sound right to me

[hasty stream]

they know every thing

it will be fine

[civic ledge]

Im not saying hive cant to it

But the players wouldnt like it

I think that more people would hate it than like it

Orrr

They could make it a cosmetic

And you can turn that on and off

So you can choose between a sword/bow cosmetic or your own

That would be great

While my texture pack i love, the swordswords can be kinda hard to see at times

[hasty stream]

im using like 29 texture pack

lol

anyways im going to play The hive (DMS open for anything)

[granite musk]

Someone is a controller player?

[halcyon shore]

Should I start playing mm again? I got to like level 63 then gave up XD

[patent rune]

how do you cope with that? 💀

[civic ledge]

Me ofc

[civic ledge]

Yes

[south onyx]

Don’t understand how people grind murder mystery
Must take forever

Literally just run and collect coin, occasionally get shot/shoot a bow

Exactly

[halcyon shore]

I do hate my mental health XD

[civic ledge]

mm is the only game i had fun going over 10 hours in 1 day with

[serene marsh]

I dont think I could play any game on the hive for 10 hours in one day

[civic ledge]

Ive done 5

Mm, hide, tw, sw and snowwars

[granite musk]

I rlly need some help to play mm on my controller

[serene marsh]

That's a lot of time used for mm

[civic ledge]

It was in october when i went for no.1

Monthly

[serene marsh]

My advice is to just practice I used to be good on controller

[civic ledge]

Practice

Use perspectives

[granite musk]

How and where?

[civic ledge]

In mm

[serene marsh]

Well duh
You'd always need practice to get better

[granite musk]

Its difficult to turn and to run, when i run later automatically i walk

U know what i mean?

[serene marsh]

th you mean how just play the game and have fun

[granite musk]

I usually play mm on my phone but my phone lags a lot

[serene marsh]

Turn up your sensitivity

[granite musk]

I have 100 sensivity is that good?

[civic ledge]

Yes

Stick with 100

[granite musk]

Ok

I have the jump button on Y is that good too?

[serene marsh]

I play with I think 53 sensitivity but my dpi is through the roof

[civic ledge]

Which one that one

Idk xbox controller

[granite musk]

So more i play mm and i will practice more?

And i can get better on it?

[civic ledge]

Yes

[granite musk]

Thx i hope really it will works bc now it seems that i play mm for the first time lmao

[civic ledge]

Takes abt 230 hours to grind

[south onyx]

What fun :D
Holding w for 230 hours

[civic ledge]

Its not just that tho

Its quite fun once ye give it a go

[south onyx]

Played 1000 games and 900 of those are cuz my friend likes it 💀

[civic ledge]

I think it is

Others do too

[dreamy temple]

it can be

[civic ledge]

More fun w friends ofc

[fiery nexus]

I like the flow in this one :))

[serene marsh]

nice

[civic ledge]

Woww

Thats a good one leap

[hasty stream]

Trickshoots is my type lol good one fr

[fiery nexus]

thx guys and gays ^^

[hasty stream]

np💀

[civic ledge]

Trickshots are funn

[hasty stream]

ikr

[fiery nexus]

It is satisfactory for me :D

[civic ledge]

Theyre so fun and satisfactory to do

[fiery nexus]

Yass

[hasty stream]

yes

btw in which region yall in?

[proud flicker]

Anyone wanna play mm? Vc na

[civic ledge]

Me and leap are eu

[hasty stream]

im Asia

[civic ledge]

Never even been in asia lobby xD

I go to na a fair bit

[hasty stream]

same

[proud flicker]

Asia’s a great server but it’s pretty laggy for me

[civic ledge]

I mainly go to na if im playing with friends

If im on my own in na im on jb

[hasty stream]

i always play with hackers💀

[proud flicker]

Bruh

Why?

Like what’s the point?

[civic ledge]

Why what?

[proud flicker]

What’s the point in playing with hackers when u are already better than they r? Plus it makes the game less fun for everyone else smh

[civic ledge]

I dont think he plays WITH hackers in that term

As in he runs into hackers alot

[proud flicker]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

[civic ledge]

Im guessing

[proud flicker]

Ok I read that so wrong then 😂

Mb

[civic ledge]

Its ok i read things wrong alot xD

[hasty stream]

i forgot to tell u i am in EU rn

[civic ledge]

Im not on hive rn

[hasty stream]

ok

[civic ledge]

Barely been on today

[proud flicker]

Huh ok

[hasty stream]

bruh she was on my game then she left

[civic ledge]

Me?

[hasty stream]

someone name tag in Barely17XDoplayz

[civic ledge]

Never heard of them

[hasty stream]

bruh

level 18

[hasty stream]

?

'-'

[bitter robin]

Karma_Haha, Mister Bot does not condone advertising...

[hasty stream]

bruh

[serene marsh]

wowzers

anyways

YIPPY!!

[hasty stream]

sheesh'

[serene marsh]

LOL

more panic than pain😭

[civic ledge]

YIPPY!!

[serene marsh]

YIPPYY!!!

[proud flicker]

Anyone wanna play? Vc na

[civic ledge]

YIPPY!!!

[serene marsh]

no, go cry

[proud flicker]

Ok I already do tho :((

[serene marsh]

sie

[proud flicker]

But oh I forgot knowones cares so what’s the point?

[civic ledge]

Stop speaking spanish atleast spell it correctly

[serene marsh]

MEVER

[civic ledge]

Its si not sie

[serene marsh]

sie means dye

[proud flicker]

Ok?

[serene marsh]

Ok?

[proud flicker]

Well I won’t dye myself XDDDDDDDD

It’s die stupid

[serene marsh]

sie*

learn to spell

[civic ledge]

Dye yourself blue become a smurf

[proud flicker]

Omg so true!

[civic ledge]

Lets smurf!

[serene marsh]

serf

[proud flicker]

Bruh evolruo is on drugs they ain’t no how to spell!

[serene marsh]

@prisma crypt

[civic ledge]

Ik what she will spell correctly

[proud flicker]

Ayo! What in the world!

The auto clicker!

[manic oriole]

u so deserved that

whoever did that is a hero

[serene marsh]

😡

[serene marsh]

на русском пиши пжпжпж

да ниче страшного, я тоже не говорю на бургерском

[civic ledge]

Thank god i had the hat there to save me

[fiery nexus]

Reddish rc just shot me so good

Not even mad

just impressed 🍹

[fiery nexus]

And heyy gj :))

[civic ledge]

Tyy

My ping is p bad tonight hard to hit shots rn

[fiery nexus]

really? Didnt think you had it

Or has it just appeared

[civic ledge]

Just appeared im p sure

Pff

[icy summit]

he said he was recording

and said for everyone to report lol

pff

[dull crypt]

Why was that dude in ur party if he thinks u have speed hacks lol

[icy summit]

i partied him so we can have a convo

and he shot me

[dull crypt]

Hmm I think it's actually another guy playing on TartanMurder's device, because you can't play and gain 9 lvls and still don't know how to gain speed

Well, at least that's my theory

[icy summit]

yeah i had i that speed boost on toy house and he saw it said speed hacks

[visual lintel]

Every time I play murder mystery I get this annoying glitch that messes up everything

[civic ledge]

Yea pink glitch

[dull crypt]

Everyone has it, except for some really lucky people

[visual lintel]

But it’s literally every game

[dull crypt]

Ypu just have to quit Minecraft, and reload

[visual lintel]

My first game to get on it happens in like 20 seconds

[dull crypt]

Really?

[visual lintel]

Every time I reload it does it

I can’t play it any more

I see someone get killed but all I know is the killer is pink lol

[dull crypt]

Well, since u are on mobile do you have a pc you can play on?

[visual lintel]

Nah lol

[dull crypt]

Blame RenderDragon for this XD
They are the company who invented the pink glitch

Yeah, sorry about that

[visual lintel]

They invented it?

[dull crypt]

They didn't do it on purpose, but the pink glitch did come from them

[hushed lion]

Burrito.

[dull crypt]

And Mojang still refuses to fix it even after more than two years

[visual lintel]

Why?

[dull crypt]

Nobody knows XD

[visual lintel]

I thought that it was a hive thing

[dull crypt]

It's even on like every bedrock public server

[visual lintel]

Never had it until I played murder mystery

I’ve only had it on murder mystery

Can’t spell

Murder muster haha

[dull crypt]

"exclusively avoided on java servers", said Mojang

[hasty stream]

no one saw💀

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh muted again D:

[hasty stream]

rip(i dont wanna laugh💀 )

[serene marsh]

No yippy anymore

[visual lintel]

How do you get muted and how do you know

[hasty stream]

i think she send DM to her

[visual lintel]

I mean like how do you know if you’re muted

[hasty stream]

Bot will send u a massage

[serene marsh]

Well you get the role “muted” obviously

[dull crypt]

That's why even if I get muted, I already blocked the bot, AKA Bee6, which its original name is just Mee6, a blue smiley face robot in practically every server

[hasty stream]

Mee6

[manic oriole]

no its Bee6

[hasty stream]

cringy

[languid jay]

Beeee

[dull crypt]

I remember one time, I painted the bot in bad light, and one of the mods here deleted my message 💀

[frank wasp]

Just don’t use microsoft machine, you won’t get the pink glitch🙄

dummies

[civic ledge]

Me on ps4 with pink glitch

[frank wasp]

Console gamers 🤡

bad

[hasty stream]

i didnt saw that pink glitch on my whole life in my iphone

[languid jay]

Cry

[frank wasp]

switch is the only acceptable console imo

[civic ledge]

Everyone ignore this guy btw

[frank wasp]

cope + calm down

[civic ledge]

Didnt realise who he was when i replied

[languid jay]

Cause they didn’t have it

[civic ledge]

He dont deserve one letter of attention so just ignore him 👍

[frank wasp]

Nobody asked 😃❤️

[languid jay]

Has something to do with render dragon idk

[frank wasp]

just play in 1.14 🙄🙄

duh

🤡

[hasty stream]

who

[civic ledge]

Fal

[frank wasp]

Shes talking abt hersef 🤡

[hasty stream]

oh

[hasty stream]

stop sending clown

[frank wasp]

cope

[languid jay]

Hey clown has nothing to do with this

[frank wasp]

Stop sending pictures of yourself, nobody cares 🙄

[hasty stream]

please shut up it will be good for all

[frank wasp]

very immature, my guy 😃❤️✨

[frank wasp]

cope and cry

[civic ledge]

Dont even reply to him just pretend he isnt here ^^

[frank wasp]

But I am here 😃😃💪

[hasty stream]

please stop everyone dont care

[frank wasp]

Anyways

back on topic

[hasty stream]

alr

[manic oriole]

🍿

[frank wasp]

What is everyone’s favorite map? 😃😃

[languid jay]

You just ignored everything

[frank wasp]

cry

What is everyone’s favorite map? 😃😃

[languid jay]

My dads basement

[hasty stream]

woaaah

[frank wasp]

Edgy = funny 😃😃

true, correct, and valid ✨✨🤪

[distant hawk]

So I’m not the only one.. 🙃

[frank wasp]

🟧🟦🟧

hehe

[distant hawk]

Prefer attic actually

less space

[frank wasp]

*I think you mean “fewer cubic meterage” 😃😃👍

space is a conceptual

[distant hawk]

Don’t challenge me on my math :)

And physics

[hasty stream]

ignore her

[frank wasp]

cope

[distant hawk]

For someone who does a maths ug, I recommend u don’t ^^

[frank wasp]

“maths”

[distant hawk]

It’s conceptualised with the idea of a 4d construct ‘spacetime’, both of which can be bent like fabric under special relativity laws

[distant hawk]

My lecturer said maths too so who cares 😄

[fiery nexus]

Day 369 off mm chat going off topic once again

[hasty stream]

ik

[manic oriole]

...

what

I know I should be ignoring this one but im just too curious

[languid jay]

Nice

[distant hawk]

Ikr 😂 it’s nonsense tho

[manic oriole]

what did u mean by saying "space is a conceptual"? was it "space is conceptual" which is wrong bc thats not how space works, or was it "space is a concept" bc thats not how anything works

I'm so confused

[distant hawk]

Space is simply R^3, a 3 dimensional set of co-ordinates

[languid jay]

Hive doesn’t heave control over this channel mm players better

[manic oriole]

yup

[distant hawk]

it’s not conceptual

[manic oriole]

"GuYs gUyS sPaCe Is CuRvEd"

ya but only bc of gravity lmao

[distant hawk]

Gravity curves spacetime but that’s different

Yeh

[manic oriole]

xactly

[languid jay]

We don’t need gravity 🌝💅

[frank wasp]

mhm, but still, you don’t say “less space”. As humans, we typically try to measure things with familiar means, cubic meterage is a familiar mean, thus making it more appropriate than “less space”

[distant hawk]

Watch the movie interstellar and ur mind will change

[fiery nexus]

Agreed couldnt said better

[manic oriole]

yes we have a system of measuring it

[distant hawk]

Oh sorry, I meant less volume ^^

[manic oriole]

and systems are conceptual

[distant hawk]

My bad 🙄

[manic oriole]

but space itself isn't conceptual at all

[frank wasp]

exactly

[manic oriole]

so what u meant was "the way we think of space is conceptual"?

bc yes, thats objectively true

[distant hawk]

we have what are known as inertial reference frames, where the laws of physics each hold in one frame and they can be observed relative to other frames

[manic oriole]

the way we think of anything is conceptual, thats what conceptual is. its us thinking about it and rationalizing it.

[distant hawk]

and each frame is a set of spacial co-ordinate axes in 3D

[frank wasp]

chat is getting too hypothetical

[distant hawk]

Not hypothetical

Factual

[manic oriole]

hyposacharide

[frank wasp]

shush

[manic oriole]

jk

[manic oriole]

why

im right tho

probably

[frank wasp]

Because it’s not mm related

🙄

🤡🍿

[manic oriole]

🤣

[distant hawk]

It’s seems like everyone is siding against someone 👀

[frank wasp]

shush

[manic oriole]

true why does everyone bully me

[frank wasp]

anyways

[distant hawk]

Not u g

[frank wasp]

What is everyone’s favorite map? 😃😃😃

[manic oriole]

not eso

😐

[distant hawk]

Gosh I’m having so much fun

[manic oriole]

thats not even good tho

smh

[hasty stream]

WOAH

WAOH

AY

AY

[manic oriole]

that was such a bad joke

so low effort

[frank wasp]

👏

[distant hawk]

What would u have said

[frank wasp]

redditor spotted

[distant hawk]

I don’t Reddit

[manic oriole]

no thats a mirror

[distant hawk]

Reddit is goated anyways

[frank wasp]

you have reddit attached to your discord account lmao

[distant hawk]

I don’t use it

[manic oriole]

see this is a less generic comeback

[distant hawk]

And why u stalking my dc

[frank wasp]

no, this is patrick 🤡

[frank wasp]

“stalking”

[distant hawk]

Oh no

Lecture me what I should’ve said 🙄

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

@serene marsh why u lurking so hard

oh ur muted lol

nvm im sorry

[distant hawk]

Rip

[hasty stream]

i will send reaction i will let @serene marsh reply

[manic oriole]

same

[distant hawk]

Pinging muted people is the worst…

[hasty stream]

sheesh she did

[manic oriole]

no its not

[distant hawk]

It means ur life will be on the line when they come back

[manic oriole]

ya

[jade marten]

can't stop you from doing it tho

[manic oriole]

ik, she's lurking

jack unreact

just have it be evolruo

gooood goood

huh

what

[hasty stream]

wow

[jade marten]

i unreacted so must be bug

[frank wasp]

who even are you? ☠️☠️

[manic oriole]

theres only 1 reaction but 2 people reacted

so wild

[manic oriole]

myself

[distant hawk]

It’s delay bug

[manic oriole]

why do u ask

[jade marten]

lol

[frank wasp]

hm

6 people online

all noobs except me

[manic oriole]

hmmm

[distant hawk]

someone tryna get attention

[frank wasp]

cough u

🤡✨

[distant hawk]

yeah sure

me

[frank wasp]

mr maths

[raw aurora]

*cough* u

[frank wasp]

Chill your shelf

[raw aurora]

shelf

[frank wasp]

😁✨

[frank wasp]

shelf

🥂✨

[manic oriole]

"shelf"s such a funny word ngl

[jade marten]

true

[manic oriole]

idk why

but it just feels silly

[distant hawk]

Get shelfed

[manic oriole]

LMAO

[jade marten]

hm

[manic oriole]

thats so an innuendo

a double entendre, if you will

[jade marten]

i was thinking that

[manic oriole]

such a versatile word

shelf is a noun and can be a verb (they shelved the books), and now an innuendo

[jade marten]

you've done your-shelf proud - okay i'm sorry lol

[manic oriole]

YES

I love it

[jade marten]

yes

[manic oriole]

im so shelfish sometimes

[jade marten]

noice

[manic oriole]

wait

shellfish

thats a kind of crustation

lmao

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

like oysters

[jade marten]

yah

[proud flicker]

Anyone wanna play? Vc na

[jade marten]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[proud flicker]

Doesn’t work anymore idk why

[hasty stream]

bruh no one is talking

[distant hawk]

dead chats

[hasty stream]

ik

[civic ledge]

180 Headshot go brr

[hasty stream]

ShEeSh

[winged axle]

Niceeeee

[hasty stream]

thats sick

[civic ledge]

I had bow glitch on the first turn but somehow didnt lose my arrow lmao

Lucky as heck that

[fiery nexus]

Sheeesh

[hasty stream]

i remember something awesome happen to me before 5 month ago

[civic ledge]

That hit them right in the face tho that gotta hurt

[fiery nexus]

head shot

[hasty stream]

uhh btw my real gamertag is IllSundewllI

bruh

ayo @civic ledge nice shoot

[civic ledge]

Tyy

Didnt realise u were in that game

[hasty stream]

headshot

[civic ledge]

Oh

[hasty stream]

well look back

[civic ledge]

Thought u meant the shot i just got XD

[hasty stream]

i suck

[civic ledge]

Hm?

[hasty stream]

at murderer

[civic ledge]

Im sure u good

[hasty stream]

i am not💀

[civic ledge]

Everyone fails every now and then

[hasty stream]

.

[civic ledge]

Oh my god

[hasty stream]

i was in that game

lol

vent camper

[civic ledge]

Ah

[hasty stream]

XD

[civic ledge]

XD

[bitter robin]

jjuffdtdfyr, Mister Bot does not condone advertising...

[hasty stream]

nice name

lol

jjuffdtdfyr

[civic ledge]

Beautiful name

[hasty stream]

ikr

[civic ledge]

What was the inspiration for it

[fiery nexus]

Jealous 👀

[fiery nexus]

Gg :)

[hasty stream]

ty

omg

my face is red💀

[civic ledge]

Oh my god

Youre sundew

[hasty stream]

ye

i am murderer again..............

bruh my game crashed

[civic ledge]

I saw

:(

[hasty stream]

;--;;-;--;-;-;;--;;-

;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;

[small pine]

Deleting that because flashing lights but also what in the world

[hasty stream]

Sorry i didnt know that ;-;

[small pine]

All good ^^

[hasty stream]

Thanksss ^-^

[hasty stream]

Btw i like that gif on your banner

I have spinning!

cute

[small pine]

Thanks! Made it myself, ripped some sprites from my favourite RPG and created that haha

[hasty stream]

Yoo good job!

fr

[civic ledge]

[fiery nexus]

lucky i got this with pink glitch ngl as my frames drop really bad too whenever i get pink 0-0

[hasty stream]

My fav map

[civic ledge]

Niceeee

[bitter robin]

Joshy!, Mister Bot does not condone advertising...

[hasty stream]

Joshy

Joshy! wash your hand time for dinner

[fiery nexus]

not putting that out of context nuh uh no way 💀

[hasty stream]

my stats are dead

my last game

bye

But i will be free in discord

[civic ledge]

Not a bad murd game tbh

That throwable at the end

[hasty stream]

WoW if i was there i will die fr

[civic ledge]

Idk why i was called a camper tbh xD

[errant nexus]

AwasdhSundew#6726 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hasty stream]

bruh

i didnt say bad word

[bitter robin]

o., Mister Bot does not condone advertising...

[hasty stream]

o.

perfect alts name

[manic oriole]

30 minutes, 3 elims and no deaths into the "win 1 game as sheriff" quest, I've won 2 as murderer but haven't had a chance to get the hat yet...

[hasty stream]

gj

[dreamy temple]

pain

[cyan mortar]

i got sheriff the game right after i selected that quest 😍

[dreamy temple]

just cheat

[dreamy temple]

W

[manic oriole]

u lucky

im at like 30% sheriff

[dreamy temple]

h know what i think

[manic oriole]

h

[dreamy temple]

shutuo

u

[manic oriole]

whos h and what do they know

[errant nexus]

alxxy#0004 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dreamy temple]

sorry

[manic oriole]

HA

[dreamy temple]

sorry mee6 iky

i think

[manic oriole]

whats iky

[dreamy temple]

you need to just get good

[manic oriole]

oh

ya i do

[dreamy temple]

IT AUTO

[manic oriole]

not being selected by random chance is just a skill issue

[manic oriole]

whats it mean tho

[dreamy temple]

i meant to say ily

and everytime it goes to iky bc i've misspelled it so much

[manic oriole]

ah

makes sense

[dreamy temple]

yeah anyways proof?

[cyan mortar]

[manic oriole]

I keep getting hat campers -_-

so I just have to shoot them

and so I cant get the quest

[cyan mortar]

those are easyyy targets

they just kinda sit there

maybe go behind and take hat

i just died. the round just started 😭

[manic oriole]

rip

also ya easy targets but they're always watching, mike wasouski always watching

so I cant get the hat

[cyan mortar]

speed thing maybe

i keep getting sheriff

[manic oriole]

free elims but I want the quest 😭

[cyan mortar]

i died first again

[manic oriole]

WHAT

u lucky

[cyan mortar]

ur distracting me i DIED

nooo

[manic oriole]

rip

I was reading ur message and missed out on an elim

I they shot them right before I could

[cyan mortar]

u should be getting in my games cuz these sheriffs aren’t it

keep dying right away

apparently even me now

[manic oriole]

party?

geniunly

im getting desperrate

[cyan mortar]

sure 😭 i got hat again

i’m not even lying anymore this is crazy

u have to get it soon enough

[manic oriole]

ok

send me an invite when ur done with ur game

oh i crashed while going to hub lmao

[cyan mortar]

dang

[manic oriole]

ok ya invite me

I saw who killed but missed my shot and I couldn't type in chat bc ghost mute and then I got shot and died

[cyan mortar]

i just fully missed

wow

[jade marten]

ouch

[manic oriole]

I got memed by a flowerpot

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

fully memed

[cyan mortar]

maybe this is ur round

[manic oriole]

-_- it wasnt

[cyan mortar]

3 coins is a huge accomplishment congrats

[manic oriole]

yes so much money

lmao

[cyan mortar]

uhh so really funny right i got sheriff again

my sprint didn’t work and i died

[manic oriole]

-_-

ik the feeling of ur sprint failing

#mobile #nosprintkey

[cyan mortar]

sorry i wasn’t convenient and died near u

[manic oriole]

smh

bad friend

[cyan mortar]

pls forgive me i am so sorry

[icy summit]

rude

[manic oriole]

YAY

i found them but missed too many times

but I had the hat so its ok

ty

[cyan mortar]

ur very welcome

[manic oriole]

I got up to 48%

[icy summit]

apologize

[manic oriole]

sorry

wait

[icy summit]

ty

[manic oriole]

I've been bamboozled

lmao

[cyan mortar]

how

[manic oriole]

_ _

read up 5 messages

[icy summit]

u said bad friend to @cyan mortar thats rude bro

just kiddish

[manic oriole]

dont ping thats rude bro

❤️

[icy summit]

arent they here rn??????//

[cyan mortar]

💛

rlly rude that hurt

😞

[icy summit]

thats the whole point of a ping to get their attention

[cyan mortar]

i got my phone open to disc

i see it automatically

[icy summit]

yh

and adsurdname boy seems to be harassed by it apparently

[cyan mortar]

oops

MY BAD

[manic oriole]

NOOOO

didnt matte rtho I had no bow

I was seconds away from death too

[cyan mortar]

i didn’t mean to do that oml

[manic oriole]

u requed me and he was about to stab me

ngl that was very funny

[cyan mortar]

i saved u 🫶🏻

tell me why this steve followed me and just me

[manic oriole]

no idea

maybe bc ur movement is clean as heck and theyr scared

[cyan mortar]

not with these drift switch controllers

i barely dodged him

[manic oriole]

ur on switch?

wow ur good

[cyan mortar]

i’m about average

[manic oriole]

nah but bc the 1.18.30 renderdragon thing, my switch feels unplayable for survival let alone mm

[cyan mortar]

switch is so annoying to play on but playstation controllers are too big and uncomfortable to try to hold 🙄

tried using my brothers pro controller and it was horrible

[manic oriole]

rip

[cyan mortar]

i think switch is still better than mobile

[manic oriole]

I couldn't get use to gc controllers but thats just bc I'm used to joycons

oh ya for sure

3rd person + undrawing ur bow + holding the jump button

for sure

but ur like 5 blocks behind where ur switch says u are

so theres a tradeoff

[cyan mortar]

i feel like the gameplay has been getting worse since my hours are so high

[manic oriole]

nah its the update

for sure

also heads up I got murdered I wont say who bc thats mean/cheating but dont trust people

oh i see u

[cyan mortar]

it’s been bad for quite some time

did u see that horrible shot

hope not

[manic oriole]

nah im waiting in the graveyard

[cyan mortar]

a good

that shot was horrendous

and pink glitch now

[manic oriole]

solve ur pink

I need to relog anyways for crash purposes

[cyan mortar]

how often does it crash ??

[manic oriole]

depends on how often i relog

• its different for different devices

kinz crashes like every 3 games

I crash after like 20

[cyan mortar]

who’s kinz

🧍🏼

[manic oriole]

shes a goated mobile player

the only mobile player I've seen play other than rainbow who's for sure super better than me

[cyan mortar]

i’m sure ur good for mobile but i haven’t seen u play that much cuz u can’t take clips

[manic oriole]

my main good point is my movement, other than that im nothing special

also my mentality, when I die its always bc of something I did and those things are usually changeable

[cyan mortar]

i practically just jumped out my chair

i saw ur lil mini

[manic oriole]

ya

I got a ss

just bc it felt sily

[cyan mortar]

i felt bad

but then i got a whole jump scare

[manic oriole]

-_-

ya I saw

sad

[cyan mortar]

i could not have reacted fast enough to that :(

[manic oriole]

stole ur coin hehe

ur reaction was perfect btw

[cyan mortar]

how dare you

[manic oriole]

the slow turn was beautiful

[cyan mortar]

i didn’t even get to 10

[manic oriole]

lmao I got to like 15

skill issue

[cyan mortar]

u got most coins too

disgraceful

that was my coin to take

[civic ledge]

Fun 1v1s with Fresh :D

Mm 1v1s are actually fun

[manic oriole]

fishkippu u saved me

my hero

[cyan mortar]

i was gonna shoot you earlier

[indigo edge]

whenever jordan and I did 1v1s on Eso, time would run out before one of us got to kill the other person

[civic ledge]

Most our games were reasonably fast iirc

One game did go on a while on manor

[indigo edge]

yeah the 1v1s jordan and I have done have overall been quick on every map except eso

[civic ledge]

We did every map except ghost house and office party

[indigo edge]

well those are seasonal

[civic ledge]

Yea ofc

Office party cause well nowt is different at all rly and ghost house not much difference

[indigo edge]

yeah they're just reskins of office and toy house

shouldn't be many differences except for the color scheme

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[manic oriole]

what was that

the slight walk to the side

what was that

[cyan mortar]

sprint

[manic oriole]

oh

rip

[cyan mortar]

u won omg yayy wowwww

[manic oriole]

-_-

why bully

[cyan mortar]

u did so well good aim

u struck fear into me

[hasty stream]

ayo dan

[manic oriole]

the first time u tried to kill me upstairs, I drew my bow but u fell. I was stuck with holding it for the next 2 minutes -_-

[cyan mortar]

i missed you so many times that was ridiculous

[manic oriole]

ya

also did u die

I ran over the hat and i didnt get the hat

[cyan mortar]

no such thing i never die

[indigo edge]

who are you

[manic oriole]

then I ran over it again, didn't get it again, and died

[cyan mortar]

i was the first person to take it after original sheriff died

[manic oriole]

oh

rip

[cyan mortar]

throwable killed me.

[hasty stream]

IllSundewllI

[indigo edge]

oh

[hasty stream]

sir

this is alts