#🕵・murder-mystery
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ive seen hundreds
On mm at least
((I think that person was just making it up to prove a point they didnt have idk))
no clippers are easy they come out of their spot bc they think they're invincible and then it's an easy kill
but they have hive+ so they prob wouldnt be trolling
I baited a person in the fish tank a while back and killed them so are you proud of me?
I troll all the time
Remember this dude that got banned and came back on 3 alts with plus
who did this
How dont they ip ban you
People just spread the rumour that they don't which confused people
I doesnt have to be over the top i just high five every one in murder mystery when i run past them
The hive does do IP bans
sure
I once had someone on toy house sit out the map by the dinosaur, with the wood slabs trying to tease me but I threw a throwable through the slot and killed them
As you should honestly
Respect +++++
lmao
EA sports is ea sports
whats EA sports
ea sports is EA sports
Has it gotten me killed? …maybe
ea stands for electronic arts
Do not close doors on people in eso
LITERALLY every time I get killed
why not just electronic
Btw if they dont ip ban every single time whats the point of not allowing vpns
Reason: Bad word usage
and the logo has the E with the speed lines
Oh crap someone hide my warn pls
so I had no idea
I dont get muted
American football game
smhh remember your quote on quote clean account
Sports games dont make any sense just play the sport irl
EA sports, the company that scams you of your money
minecraft survival makes no sense just go camping irl
Hey at least I can believe I'm Ronaldo
Valid
clash of clans makes no sense just build a village irl
gta makes no sense just rob people and commit crimes irl
Brb going to activate Gear 5
dating sims make no sense just date people irl
discord makes no sense just talk irl
rattatuoiuoilli makes no sense just cook pasta irl
(idk how to spell ratatouille)
This made me laugh
Some people do be incapable
It made me almost feel laughter because
How u spelt ratatouille
I'm not even gonna ask how you got to that conclusion
Before that
Checks out
What the hell
objectively correct spelling
U edited google
😆
Inspect element (he prob just photoshoped it though)
Yeah
When the edit goes wrong
why are you guys having a disagreement between spelling of a food
no its not a disagreement they're correct I'm meming
This is a pretty serious discussion.
Theres not a disagreement we all agree its spelled rattatuoiuoilli
now
agreed
hiiiii
no
why hello my good sir
this convo that's starting is absurd
too true
you're amazing
true
no I wont
neither will I
two different people
and I'm not avoiding punishment with it
like, when I get muted I dont just go onto the other account
*i mean my sister's account
typed what
Exactly
I saw
saw what
Idk
idk
Well how could it be his alt theyre both talking at the same time
grab me some?
ok
Very true
Berry
just kinda hungry sorry
Berry
It is
Berryessa
thats a lake
didn't u go to grab me icecream?
Cookie dough > cookies and cream
out of all languages you chose to speak facts
nerds
k
A proud nerd
you love them
because you’re kind hearted
you’re so cool
you already show it no need to expose
Omg thanks u too
yeah happens all the time
Respect
whats yeo
tell me something i don’t know 😒
Ur bald
smth bland
Is this a setup
what gave it away
No its not a setup dw
I would never
Oh uh
no carrots are actually good absurd
That's confidential
crazy
Yeah
they're fine
I eat them but only bc humous
Twitch emote dw
yato what’s your opinion on the central line to epping
It's YEP but cursed
yeah that’s a place
What
Watch me get baited
by who exactly
the fish
U
thanks it’s my dead cat
Joe ofc
such aplomb
why? do you happen to live on the central line
that statement needed to be said softer
I do not believe so, no
not "ya theyre dead lmao"
yeah you’re right how about this:
my cat is not in fact dead
you’re missing out
wait really? omg theyre so cute
Is it too insensitive to say plot twist
Plot twist
I need to pay more attention
yeah yato you’re so fake 😔
truly heartbreaking
smh my head
I certainly hope so
Its midnight for me
Ok
Gee i wonder who the murderer is, But who cares im lucky to die during grind quest points at midnight :)
That was Asurakt
yeah i already know her

I was 8/9 interaction left so last one be coffee machine so i ran quickly then, I recognize that skin similar to asu skin, But that's was her become murderer and interact to coffee machine then got killed by her but i managed to complete quest.

Goodnight!
nightnight rozzy 
I need to play more
Idk
then, check!

I would play but I'm not sure I would be allowed on my laptop yet
Rip
eggs
Eggs
Eggs
?
eggs
????????????????

Just got and won murd two times in a row my ego
🤨
i think they are very calm and collected honestly
stay by post malone @serene marsh
murder mystery good
your yummy
😳
😳
no
no
yes
no
yes
no
who
who
asked
shut up
yes
very much
i love your enthusiasm😽✨it really makes your orbs shine🥹
oh i adore you
hehe i can’t help it🤭🫣
omg stopppp. ur making me red🥰
Reason: Bad word usage
😭😭😭
LMAO
i cant be one to talk tho
i’ve already got muted twice
oh i got muted for a week and then came back a day and got muted again for a week
i got unmuted on thursday
😭
ROLEPLAY?
i’ll dm it to you
hey smexy;)
who r u
u don’t remember me?💔🥹
no
i thought we had somethin…💔💔
no
i don’t need u anyways
i don't know

this channel is for talking about murder mystery, anything else can be taken to dms. thanks
ty
what the hell.
I love this
oh hey babe
not u😾
But what is this
Ya ik I’m being silly
that’s hot
No I mean what’s going on
I feel attacked and need a restorative justice circle to heal
Lmao
I did
It’s still super weird
Like why’d u put a whole copypasta in here
copypasta😭
?
Reason: Bad word usage
Say it again I dare you
LMAO
@serene marsh one more warning and ur prob muted😭
😥
i cant😭😭
Damnn
just noticed they updatet it
Yea, the new UI is amazing although Office and Toy House get even more votes than before because all maps are now always available for selection. 🙈
wait really?
omg ya thats true
all maps are always available
also toy house best map change my mind
Toy house sucks for being murd
better than Office and Eso Hotel in my opinion
idk, i LOVE being murderer on th
i HATE being murderer on eso
on toyhouse u can kinda just go nuts
Same
I win on spaceship and toyhouse as murderer, sometimes office and warehouse and manor. Usually not eso.
I also win or struggle on those maps as inno
Office is op for being murderer
Eso and office are my favorite but i dont like toy house that much
Museum is the most balanced map but thats partly cause its the most boring one
i hope tw is gonna get the ui update too
Yeah but theres so few coins
lmao
not in the prismarine section
there are like 12 coin spots in the prismarine section alone
and then the center has 7
Whats the most balanced map to you then
toyhouse
Really? I think that map favors the murd (if they know what theyre doing)
LMAO
WHAT
if anything, it SUPER favors inno/sheriff
but murderer can do some things too
Everyone hides at the top so its a high density of people with a low density of coins
no
I never start at the top unless I'm on the piano
so u may kill 10 bad players but there are still 3 other good players with bows at that point
I always start at the top cause I can just jump down the fireplace if im inno
but u have to know who's the murderer
at that point u may as well camp on the other side of the glass chandelier as the stairs bc u can see everyone who enters the top floor
Wdym
but also there are spots on the ground where u just sit in the corner and you have full visability as to whos coming to u so u can just outrun everyone
you're getting good players?
ya
Exactly
lv 100 teamers
everyone in my games don't kill a single person as murd
those aren't good players
theyre on pc thats "good" to me
and that's not good coming from me
🥲
Once I get 30 coins I go on one of the end rods near the chandelier in the corner
maybe they arent good to u but theyre good to me
and they're erping
inappropriate online things
One of them is level 100 too thats disappointing
the other was like 60
ya it scared me
espec when the game started and 4 people died immediately
I must have shot the wrong one tho bc it wasn't the murderer but I was fine with that
emy didn't stand a chance when I played against them they were bumping into things
heh
bad movement is something I as a mobile player get to laugh at
bc its pretty much the only thing im good at
*aside from sprint jumping bc u gotta be almost frame perfect on mobile or it just wont work
Cant you hold down the jump button
no
idk ab mobile
Thats lame i didnt know you couldnt on mobile
ya
just as lame as not being able to cancel bow aiming
+no sprint key so u cant sprint down stairs
also the bow thing sucks
and no perspective toggle outside of settings
They should have customizable controls
the reason I respect the good players of mobile in the first place bc of the unfair controls
that is if ik they use touch
they should have buttons on the top that behave like the function keys of a similar shape and size to the pause button, mappable to different things like (item 1) or (change perspective) or (toggle 'toggle sprint')
like me?
🥺
I haven't seen you at your fullest but I hope so
Thats exactly what I was thinking
or any clips
is this not enough?
Mobile players always destroy me in hide and seek, I have to be super carful
I have the best monthly elim/deaths out of any mobile player to my knowledge
oh i LOVE hide, I'm a runner main hby?
Runner and occasional seeker
do u sumo as seeker? or just use a sword
both
I always sumo unless I need them dead or I get picked to be seeker first
how many 15s have u had?
I've only had 1 so far
none
I think the highest Ive had is 13 maybe
it's a pretty good ratio
how do you check your stats like that btw
hive tools
I checked mine last night and noticed I had over 40k games played with only 12k of them being deaths lmao
in febuary my elim/death was .40, in march it was .53, and rn its .72
I keep getting stronger
.65 respectable
well would you look at that,
rip
same elims as deaths this month heh
u had more elims than deaths a fw days ago iirc
I usually don't check often
prob smart
anyways, what do you think of my improvement
I'm fishing for compliments will you bite?
Its exponential
bruh what
and I still have a lot of room for improvement
I'm gonna pop a blood vessel if you keep talking about math
idk that sh..
we didn't learn that
thats what "K/D ratio" is
kills divided by deaths
thats why theres the /
?
im not crazy right?
No
then I have a .75 ratio for elims and deaths
nice!
I'm trying to get my all time past .5 but rn its at like .43 or something
I want my stats at least better than rainbows before I can confidently say "I'm good at murder mystery"
wth does cracked even mean
so if I drop my phone and it does a 360 noscope would it be cracked
Yes
damn it
lmao
If i was consistent enough, my murd elims would've been higher
ur on mobile too?
or r u just flexing
I play on a broken controller
@serene marsh do you get your pc tomorrow?
oh then thats very good
You mean Rainbow as in Rainbow whose top 25 worldwide???
currently my stats for the month are better than hers but she's so much more consistant than me + her aim is a lot better than mine
Yea... She's top 25 Worldwide....
So In order to be as you said "good at MM" your gonna have to make it close if not On the World wide Leaderboard like bro
That's also just 1 month
No Monday.
kk
Sorry my reply was slow I’m at work
Btw not trying to be a downer at all I just feel like you don't actually know how long and how many hours go into actually being considered"good" at a game mode. Like I'm max level in MM yet I don't even think I'm remotely good at it since I don't play it at all anymore and mainly focus on Hide and seek
^^^
I mean it’s pretty hard to be bad at mm-
Alright I tried DMing you
If you’re gonna talk about me at least @ me
I’m playing for fun not for stats
But I know it's harder to be bad at MM but no offense but Absurd tends to make it sound like he's alot better then he is. No hate or anything like literally I don't care but it happens alot
I mean at least I'm talking good bout you lol
I’ve been playing for 2+ years
Ik ty appreciate it lol
Np :)
ur also currently the active mobile player with the best stats ratio
Idek who absurd is lmao
The person above
I'm cheeks im not pretending otherwise lmao
not number of elims just the ratios
No I'm talking about the person typing rn you chicken 💀
No I know
rainbow's amazing
I’m just chilling here :,)
so idk how u got that idea
Yeah I know but I’ve never heard oh him 😂😂😂
I am #8 I think the only mobile player in top 10 so kinda proud of myself for that personally
Motthow 💀
K
what I was trying to say is that in order for me to feel like I am "good" at minecraft murder mystery, my stat ratios (independant of time playing) need to be similar or better than the only other currently active good mobile player that I know of
I never said You said your better
I'm just saying you tend to act like you know alot about a game mode or at least the way your phrase stuff seems like you think you know better or are better.
Nah I get you
I'm glad we could resolve this misunderstanding
I ain't mad or whatever I'm just saying if your gonna try to be as good Rainbow you gotta play so much ya know
no
My bad I thought you were 20th maybe I'm thinking of someone else
playtime is independant of skill
thats stat totals (ie number of wins, number of losses, etc)
ratios are the relationships between the stats (ie k/d)
ok
Like earlier
can u reply to it?
Um sure lemme see
ty
CAKE
^
Ain't no way #1 coin collector is here lol
ya thats why I said "but she's so more consistant than me"
it means "this month could be an outlier"
Murder
I also play for funnn
^
?
but ur also so goodddd
🥺
Your honestly good I just I guess you phrased it which confused me and was like.... How are you saying this?
But your fine we're all good
ok
me too but stats are also important to me idk why its just a game
I wouldn't play if it wasn't for fun
I'm just a bit silly sometimes and super competitive for literally no reason
Idk I just love mm so I play for fun. July- November I really played for stats and it was draining and ruined the fun so I stopped doing that
2021? or 2020? no reason in particular just curious
2021
Lol ty ty. Appreciate it :)
and at that point you were already lv 100 so u prob got targeted a heck ton too
wow
I get targeted and followed constantly and have for a long time.
It’s very annoying
ya I can imagine
how do u check behind u? do u 360 or do u just do the 180 flick then flickback
or do u just ignore behind u and keep moving
I do the flick lol I actually have a video of me doing it bc my friends love when I do it lol. I’ll try to find it
Literally me every 2 seconds 💀
oh ya u use split controls I forgot
I don’t, I have a crosshair pack
Yeah it’s helpful and better imo cause split controls are too complicated for me personally
❌
ya split controls suck tbh
prob bc they were default for a little while
wait what why
I thought I diidddd
It’s a texture pack
Yeah no 💀💀
Motthow no 💀
I’ll dm you the link
Wait which rainbow part lmao
Okie
for what
unless ur trying to throw things they're objectively worse
if split controls allowed u to move while tapping I'd accept that they had merit, but they dont so they still are bad
Wait that emoji omg
imo
wait you can?
what?
u can aim and tap at the same time with split controls?
so like aim with pointer finger hit with thumb?
oh...
so split controls still makes u predict where ur opponent will be and then hit them
ok
so not better
No 💀
Are teamers reportable
ye
Yes
Good to know
I noticed how you missed the cow twice
also your jump and sneak are wrong
and that was obviously not the first cow either
you must have needed practice lmao
pro
anabsurdname on his way to analyze a clip of someone killing a cow in minecraft
❤️

ok
unironically tho some phones perform better than some laptops
sad
also some people use that controller that fits over the phone to play, and they do better than console players
phones op pls nerf
esp since my laptop is like, $1,000
payed to win but still lost
paid*
right
and yes
paid to win but still lost
Hiii silv
even tho i just use a controller with it anyways
hii
wait why

kbm sucks on my hands
u just gotta practice
grind it a bit and see what happens
my hands are too small to use it and it hurts my hands a lot
oh
i did for like a month
i use a laptop
that u plug into ur computer
and where would i put it
next to ur computer?
i sit in my living room with it on my lap
theres no space xD
also rip ur tiny hands ig
plus any keyboard I've ever used just hurts
rip
yesss
2 wpm if ur super fast
i had to deal with it on xbox back when i played that
and even typing on screen with switch sucked
mine had intense drift
oh rip
mine did too I had to get new joycons for it
but u can also dock it and play with a wired pro controller if u really want to
yeah i still maxed mm and played for the first 4 months i played hive with it
and was still top of my class in a way
i think having to deal with drift made me better tho
bc i was getting shots like i do now, even with it
and when i played on my switch, i classified myself in my prime rather than now
like when u want to run straight but ur cold so ur shivering
cuz i got #1 monthly leaderboard in mm the first two months i played it even with the drift
what were ur stats?
elim/deaths?
idk lol
prolly 2000 some murderer elims
my stats on my switch are abysmal 💀
never counted deaths
lmao
like 10 elims lmao
Where do i find my stats again
in the game lobby, hivetools.app, or /leaderboards in the hive chat @quick wraith
"unfair teamers" lmao also ya that happens quite a bit
usually cuz i sweat in sw a lot more and do quests a lot
free QP tho
I've reported so many teamers and have recieved NONE
scammed
smh
theres a lot of hackers on sw esp in the recent month since theyve done that maintenance thing
I feel like reports that are done by hive+ people get prioritized or something idk why I think that
what kind?
u get a payout abt once a month i think
😢
I've been doing it for a while tho
what kinda hackers?
ever since the ingame reporting system came out
ya
b hoppers, speed hackers, instant bridgers (not the builder kit style), anti kb, reach, kill aura
some i think hit thru blocks
lol i have a full cosplay set irl
mm solos
2 murds sounds fun
And two sheriffs
And 2 sweats
Im sure the game will end in less than 30s

I genuinly think that there are certain times to play that are easier compared to other times
8 deaths and 14 elims over 39(?) games bc the people in my games were all cheeks
there’s practically always another level 100 in my server and the rest are horrible
carry ? 😭
ya
I get coins, they get coins, and then if I miss my shot on the murderer the good player keeps me alive by shooting the murderer
so I get free elim chances with minimal risk of death
bc alot of my deaths are when I miss my shot but successfully escape, but then have to avoid the murderer for 3 1/2 minutes without a perspective toggle
i mean i guess if ur thinking about it like that yeah
@woeful scroll my hdmi cord just decided to stop working sorry
good
cool
obsessed with the walking sound
Craftsman who kills a murderer
nice reaction ngl
Nice kill
@tired ginkgo those kid shoot me with bow for no reason
Whats this texture pack
Umm mulberry I think
gts
no
u sleep
look at my profile now do you really think
my skills will decrease
exactly
with 10 hours of game time
pshh
nevaaa
doubt
you wish my mm skills were over >:)
where's your proof then

anyone would like to have a chance for hive+?
No
lol
ME

nice 15 kill lmao
ghost pings are great
I use that pvp texture pack to lol
That’s disgusting
Ewwww
Morgenstern has cool songs. I'm a fan of his ❤️
his hair looks like a spider 😭
First pic is lil pump wannabe
thats every rapper since 2017
Do you hate Morgenstern? Why?
Cool
Morgenstern is a rapper. Listen to his songs. You'll like it :)
this is so murder mystery related
no he's kinda bad ngl
Idk I only really listen to drill
also ya keep it to murder mystery
Uh. No.
lmao she's hungry
who’s hungry
exactly🤨
so good
and delicious mmmm
sup kids
never seen someone record murder mystery in more than 60 fps before
so much motion blur my head
Don’t get muted again with caps 💀
Lmao
Yhhhhhh xd
People just don't appreciate a good Melon stand anymore
im glad u understand
Always just walkin by
How is no one interested in buying a melon from a melon seller in a melon stand
It's antimelon
Make it a crime
sometimes... my genius.. its almost frightening..
Big brain
Big Brain for replacing yellow steves to marketplace skins on Murder Mystery
but then thats just free costumes
i wouldve suggested randomizing the yellow
YESS
idts
Reason: Bad word usage







