#🕵・murder-mystery
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I hit that ez 360 on mm tho
yay is
omegalul
actually im not fyi
i have nearly 11k wins
ahh
allxxyy
yes
did you just have a stroke
what..
hackinng
no
why does my keyboard double type on mobile
SAME
I forgot how many wins I have
u get it queen
YASS
@dreamy temple check wins
Aheyy wh
Since u have the hive tools bot
Mine
oh
all time
Ive only been on the hive for a year
26.4
Why in decimal
No but that's not the exact number
Reason: Bad word usage
LMAOO
i cat
LMAO
I'm so dead
anika are you ok
HI
hi
HeloO
don't follow everyone around unless ur the murderer trying to get a kill, otherwise you end up getting shot by other innocents/sheriff, and also you make people assume you're murderer so while running from you they might end up running into the murderer, and by following them around I mean beyond coins
Lol
never chase even as the murderer imo
my most successful games as murderer I go around collecting coins all around the map and when I see someone I stab them and if they get away I throwable but mainly dont care
but also 😳
xd
Or
Just win all ur games
ez
u dont tho
so why should I
hypocrisy is stifling
wait that could be a haiku
I should win my games?
you don't, though, so why should I
hypocrisy's bad
do u tho?
ok yato these r ur stats for the month - ur at 85 deaths, if you keep the death count at 85 then I'll believe u
otherwise ur lieing to children and deserve to be shunned
biggest lie in history
Ur a prime example, I even limited using my throwable against u
And u somehow still got outplayed
That's pretty easy to do
I just don't have to play lmao
why u lie
Huh?
I admitted YEARS ago ahahaha
(This is a joke)
Waiting for a ping for arcades release day 1 
bru
No one
It's called a joke
becuz i think its trueeeeee
nice
damn
Nah
NAH
HELL NAW
who's a pro at mm
then, ЗАКРЫТЬ
Love getting bullied at work cos I thought Manchester was a country-
Are u serious
u live in england
and u thought manchester was a country
BRUH
Manchester is a large city
nah I did not think y'all could peak yet and I was right
Because I saw 1 and he had small skin
@serene marsh small skins agan allow?
I don't did it :[
Rip
yes ik I'm so funny
u ansrew so fast
yes sure
yes
she's a stalker 
no
@serene marsh never
u broke my heart…
and for that, i shall never forgive you
anyways, i’ve moved on…
wdym no
I said evo was
oh
@serene marsh u do care
admit it
u cared for me, and always will
but we just.. arent meant to be..
@serene marsh what abt jay
or whatever his name is
u guys broke up? L
oh
what
i thought u both were LOL
welp stay single x
may you look psycho
also evo we miss uuuu
may are you on something
and yes we do miss

@serene marsh HELP i forgot abt that x
we dont miss u
we miss ur cat tho
yes we DO

👀
I wasn't dodging you
no we dont
yeah yato shut up, what evo said
what did evo say?
we miss evo so much 😭
yeah come back so may can stop looking crazy
only thing i will need is jail after i kill you guy fawks style
susu's a bad influence on u obviously

dont
and my mum is anika
dont know
may i will block u
🥰
ong
no
i like it
good
Yeah lol
he listens to u wow
im jealous
goodby e murder mystery i got inv to an origins mod realm
means nto gonna do hive like actually for a good week or 2
wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yeah u weird i am out
Rude
appreciate my gravel skin
Yeah it's decent
And what even is this chat 💀💀
It's been so off topic recently
Reason: Bad word usage
nono word?
what was the word?
mited
silly child
muted
HELPPP
first evo now aleena
LMAOO
how many warnings do we even get
idek
3
depends on what you say
guess im on my last warning then
most are 3 but some things instantly mute you, one of these words being n
better be careful
im just speaking from watching people get muted 😂
im yet to be muted in this server
yes
Bro who is lofi already
we are not having this discussion again.
ive searched his tag and didnt find anything
Let's not argue here 😄 you can report rulebreaking in #702236975524085961 using the pinned format, or alternatively run /report if you're currently in-game with a cheater 👍
Nice to see staff finally looking at this chat
/report wouldnt work for closet cheats
- My video was to warn mm players theyre cheating
Feel free to compile any relevant evidence in your discord report in that case ^^
ye i did
gg thats another one down
3 so far who next
@serene marsh u joining them?
shut it
:D
then again
after a certain amount of times
the warns reset, as in theres a set time that 3 warns mutes u in
@untold helm
bruh.
rip
?
yeah haha
why
hey
game crashed as murd and there was a ton of lvl 100s 💔💔
true pain
дароу
hmmm
🤓
@serene marsh ah sorry I re-queued right before I saw your msg
all good
you shooting the murderer gave me the win there 😁
Lol thought my shot was gonna be delayed but somehow wasn’t
lmao
What are the odds of this 
%40
He was here man
@rose hull my hero
if youre angsty about me shooting you dont be alright save yourself the trouble
lmao
too low imo
susu's fun to play with bc she thinks so deep
Not really tbh
*layers
Kinda pointless to be angsty about that
seemingly every-time i get in a game with asu i get murderer ..
i would rather be innocent when these people are in my game
nah bc the games never take more than like a minute and I never get a bow in time so i just die
true but u just gotta evade sometimes
well ya but im on mobile and don't have a fast 3rd person toggle so eventually I get 50/50d and get cut off and die, so I cant just run the whole game
I need to get a bow at some point
and bc all the coins are in the middle of paths where u never want to be when running for optimal movement, I cant get them bc i want to live
mobile stinks i can’t imagine trying to play on it
just found some dream stan teamers that didnt know what the word teaming meant when someone said teamers in chat
Yeah i came across it too
When?
lol
the purple axolotle on eso
ugh ik I'm not the only person who gets spam invited everyday don't you just wish if you were on an older version than someone you couldn't be invited
@dreamy temple incredible song choice
ikr rlly good song
idk who recommended it
shame I'd love to know who
Oh that guy who I killed yhyh nw :)
it really shows how dumb that community is
sorry not sorry to any dream stans
yeah not to be rude but everyone I've seen ingame that's a stan hasn't been, the brightest
it’s same with steves too
dont bring steve into this
When you see a dream skin 😬
the truth must be told
noooo</3
yes

NO
He needs his beard
I'm the cutest yellow steve roaming in mm
this ones rlly good omg
YES
When you’re playing mm and you see a Steve kill someone but have to figure out which of the 5 Steve’s to shoot when you get a bow
oh yeah it is 
At least Steve’s are better than edaters and dream stans
ur not a real steve
real steves are clueless and stubborn
They actually frustrates me
exactly
again I believe hive uses robot players as steves
so many of them act the same or even less like a person
easy kills when ur murd though
I dont play as murd that often tbh
you ever go into one of the conference rooms and then a steve walks in there and just stands
no 😂
unless
colour me intrigued
Okay so
You give me full permission to control how murder mystery works
I boost the sales of Juicy costume by 90% and u get half the revenue
How's that
you'd have to ask the owners about that one
Oh
@...
No im not that crazy actually
Business deal denied it seems, was worth a try
u really think u could do that
I'm that crazy
It's so common
EXACTLY
a normal day in the hive hub
Ok good bye now
u arent superior
we are all equal
i am a socialist
I am an arsonist
unless
no
hot
South London is infested with roadmen
I'm chilling here at Hampshire
i went there on a school trip in nursery or something
and the teachers bought our whole class icecream LOL
but i only took like 2 licks of mine because i wanted to make a sandcastle instead
but i couldnt because the stupid teachers told us we had to go 🙄🙄
shut
oops wrong chat
LMAO
L
I just learned the location of the hive NA servers and I now know why my ping's so cheeks
they're at ur moms house
omg really?!?!
well guess what ur my mum now
and yato is dad
@faint prairie right
wait wha-
If u dig deep its at the basement
now i shut you up
2:13 and I feel absolutely washed
im not even tired 💀
no you don't know why I'm nvm
oo la la
WDYM
Usually I don't go bed till 6
plays romantic music
thats when i wake up for school what
do NOT
At least some of you guys can sprint
i will
L + Ratio
I'm just a unique person
L + ratio + cope harder + mad + basic + skill issue + bozo
quirky😝🥰
muahahah
I will curb stomp your kneecaps backward
I will crush your brain into a worm like thing and fry it and feed it to you forcefully
will i get banned for saying something too violent
i’m not joking..
hot
i know😜😝🥰😍🥵

go away
mean
is it just me or is asurakt turning may evil
im not saying family as in u the mum yato dad me the child
im saying my family irl LLL
but u gave me an idea thanks
I was asking susu
IDEA?
"dont do that yet" referring to running
yatoroonie

No yatoroonie’s name js yatoroonie
ig u would know, being his daughter and all
ratatooie
ratatoonie
rattaattatatatat
rtatartatatttatattaatatattatatattatatatatatatattatatattatatatatattatatttattatatatatatattatatattatatata
yes
wait if yato's real name is joseph is ur real name mayo?
and susu's real name is azzie?
yes but without the o
nvm I thought I understood
but my irl name is for sure not AnAbsurdlyLongName so ig it makes sense
u keep saying that
may in spanish is mayo
mayonnaise
I'm not sure thats true may
oh ok
and hes spanish
but she's female so wouldn't it be maya
WAIT
is that what maya is? just may but for females
yes
yes
still may
OMG
unless its a word not a name
stop argiing
in which case maya
no I refuse
ikr
not u
hi murder mystery
wow
but she's special so she doesnt know what we're saying
im not special needs
lmao
this made me feel fear tho so everything I've ever done to u is justified by this alone
actaully tho?
yes please
would've never guessed
who
I feel like we're just doing word association at this point
toddler milestone tho so ig thats cool
fun like mun like monday like day like sun like fun omg its all connected
we're living in a simulation
does my character look like a frog to you
yes
there's absolutely no green
huh
crossing his arms
or her arms
and then the top bit's the hair
bc chad frog
and the little crease is the mouth
once you see it you can never unsee it
based
also based
WOW u cant just say words like that dude ur going to get canceled
bad words
smh
the word "yes" is now terribly offensive to people with blonde hair who drive priuses just fyi

for starri again <3
pro!1!1!
im staring at a bright screen at 4am in the morning and i have the audacity to complain that i have a headache
How did you know if someone is an impostor murderer or not
it's called using your eyes and studying the clips
you can see that times already gone by in the lobby
in that time she most likely saw who it was
or it technoblade'student
:D
no technoblade plays mouse n keyboard java is a dude etc
she's the opposite of him!
besides skilled
ikik
does your pfp have a tail
i don't have proof and nobody will ever believe me but just now i was able to do this very awesome and cool 360 degree shot on a woman
And ppl say ur hacking?


oh no u dont
SHARE
oh you're sharing the fluffer
give it
nope
your fluff privileges have been transferred
stay back >:(
NO
no
._.
I look into the face of death anla <3
yea i want too tho <3
ok so
who's u
it obito
who that
yea
:(
otay well you continue talking to me about this intriguing subject
while I take I mean touch the fluff
so stay back >:(
what fluff
NEVER
it not ur
i will take u in that coffin
tell me what fluff
now give it the easy way before I cut it off myself
haha u cant
i wanns know what fluff

cuz it with me >:)
🧨
firecrackers are smol

NOO
give me the fox tho or say goodbye
goodbye

give it to me

give it to me you two
I'll make you eat your words
:bonk:
and I love them
not anyone elessssss
olny MINE
mine
obito is.dead
no
u cant take care of it
anlas gonna have their tail cut off and you will have broken fingers when you try to take it from me
i can

NO

fine I won't steal it
let me at least hug it
don't worry it's a good touch
not ur dead obito
i will pet it and destroy konoha.
u just a ghost
hmmmmmmm

seem like a trick
I have a kitty and puppies who adore me I'm good with fluffy things
well i plan on to have a fox irl at pet
give it
I want to pet 

nvm take it

i already tame a fox

cya
you said otay I'm gonna pet it now


KAYLAA
HEYYYY


I was gonna offer a moment to play when joseph got off but you werent on :c

2 DAYSS?
Yeaaaaa

I get rest :D
YAYAY
My pc 
you'll finally be op 
They emailed last night and said it’s almost done so it will be in testing soon :)
So I’m not already :(

you might already be! we never played remember?
I’m trash lol
you're not trash D:
I am trust
no
Yea
no

Me tooooooo
:oooooo
why are you surprisedd

the most adorable emote
kitty kiss 
It’s so cute
like the skin I saw you using in a hub
I wanna say they were black?
Okay if it’s all black then the hair is pink
was it :o
Yeaaa
I have 2 other skins with white hair but one has blue trousers and the other has light brown trousers
I have uh, I think 35 skins in my pack
Yuppp
nah
It’s just all black with some white on the hands and pink hair lol
Oh and some hearts on the hair
like hair pins :>
I meant the heart things on your skin dummy
Aesthetically

Of course
hmmm @quasi oxide TF2, VRChat or MM first?
I choose death
MM it is then
beamed
always mm first 💯
I am the Scout here...
alright let's do this
wait since when was i boosting this server

i lose my nitro like tomorrow why did i switch boosts
eh it's just a day
wanna die

not if it's a rpg
you're basic
gotem
nope not happenin
I've been scarin everybody
things can change
except my height but we don't talk about that
skill not luck babes
I'll shank you
why are you on an alt anyway
can't you ask staff to unlink it
my ex did
Why are the lb shut down again?
yes
pls fix yellow steve problem 
Reason: Bad word usage
the steves aren't always the problem really, the problem is the hive team
First game got my heart racin... but I got him >:3
My first warning lovely
I thought I got warned for a second there I was like excuse me I said nothing bad
I grinded 50 wins with literally 25 murds elims on top of that
Man it never registered :(
I had only 250 murderer elims from a 1:1 ratio
but so many randoms have been either shooting me, getting shot by me by running in front of my shot towards murderer etc.
I completely lost my motivation now
It's actually infuriating
not like lbs matter anymore really
Lol fr
it's full of exploiters
Still got it fellas xD
they requeue instantly
Well I mean I'm trying to catch up to alisa all time
that's just the weird gothic peeps
Gj
lol I tried leaderboards for a bit, got to #4
I'd care less about my placement someone goes oh you're on all time and I'm like yeah. thanks for reminding me
Lol
Yhyh people do be like that sometimes
That mystic guy tho is almost 14K?










