🕵・murder-mystery

[dreamy temple]

no u sai du queued

bc

ok

nvm

OH I DID

yes

[fiery nexus]

Did the penny drop 💀

Lol

[dreamy temple]

huh

[fiery nexus]

Its a saying

Meaning - did you realise now Lol

[dreamy temple]

yes

[serene marsh]

i didnt send anything

[faint prairie]

enjoy this ban

[viscid bramble]

I literally ran behind of the sheriff away from the murder behind us

He turned around and shot me

Mm grinding day 1
Re queue when yato boutta pull a yato😁

[serene marsh]

[faint prairie]

Lul

[shadow sandal]

helli

hello

[dull crypt]

Anyone else got "randomly chosen to test the beta test pet rock"?

I'm pretty sure everyone got that
or is it just me

Bruh April Fools was yesterday

They announced a day late

Ahh lmao I forgot 😂

It alr 10:21 am 2/04/2022

My country is ahead of most countries

What is UTC

Ah yes

I checked

Ur right

Wait but if this "rock" is april fools does it mean it will be gone tomorrow

[serene marsh]

yes :(

[dull crypt]

noo

I kinda miss that rock lmao

Even if it doesn't move at all

[civic ledge]

I dont think it will

If they allow purchasable name changes for it

And then remove it because it was a one day thing

Dont sound right even for april fools

If it is ill be annoyed cause i paid to get mine to be called Chris Rock

[fiery nexus]

xD it still makes me giggle

[serene marsh]

Pretty sure it’s a permanent item

yeah

[dull crypt]

True I think

[serene marsh]

wait i can change its name

?

[distant hawk]

Imagine paying for a rock

life goals

[ancient sigil]

You will indeed keep the rock

[dreamy temple]

no

[serene marsh]

wow i was incorrect it seems

i’m still gonna just get an endolotl

[dull crypt]

I see

[fiery nexus]

oh wow

nice

[pallid summit]

rocks>endolotols

[fiery nexus]

Lol

boat or endolotls?

[pallid summit]

rock

[distant hawk]

sheep

[pallid summit]

no competition bro

[fiery nexus]

then whats your opinion? 👀

[pallid summit]

rock

duh

[fiery nexus]

Good point

[pallid summit]

if u put them into a game

some say they hack

[fiery nexus]

rocks hack?

the rock hacks 💀

[pallid summit]

🪨 🪄

[dreamy temple]

yes

[dull crypt]

I already have an endolotyl
But I really want a guinea pig

[civic ledge]

I have a beauty

[dull crypt]

I had an guinea pig before but it died in a accident 😢

[civic ledge]

Chris Rock

[dull crypt]

Surprising how the "rock" can't change name colour

Anyways how much does the name changing costs?

[civic ledge]

Less than a pound

I cant remember

[ancient sigil]

160 minecoins

after you renamed it you can also change its name color

[dull crypt]

160 for name change? I thought u only need to pay 50

[serene marsh]

so i can name it Dwayne Johnson?

[dull crypt]

Scams lmao

[dull crypt]

Yes

[ancient sigil]

160 minecoins is like $1

[dapper cloud]

will smith can't slap to chris "rock" YEP

[fiery nexus]

Will Smiths gonna be here soon

[serene marsh]

best name

[civic ledge]

Thankyou

:)

[serene marsh]

ywyw

[fiery nexus]

It really is ⚔️

[viscid bramble]

@serene marsh

[serene marsh]

Yea I haven’t played much today :(

[viscid bramble]

[serene marsh]

me neither

prob like 20 rounds

[civic ledge]

I havent been on much today

And def wont be on much at all tmr

[serene marsh]

yatoroonie do not talk about that shot

[faint prairie]

do not tell me

that was u

??????

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh

[faint prairie]

@serene marsh worst mm map aside eso

[serene marsh]

no i love museum

dont u dare

[dreamy temple]

r u ok

[civic ledge]

Museum is fine

The worst map is manor

[quasi oxide]

museum is better than eso manor is the second best you can trust my opinion bc of the amount of time I had put in

[serene marsh]

this

[quasi oxide]

is wrong

[civic ledge]

Best map iyo?

[faint prairie]

i just did

its terrible

[serene marsh]

oh and this

[serene marsh]

no lol

[serene marsh]

no it was someoje with the same skin

[quasi oxide]

I said second best

[faint prairie]

yes

is bad

[civic ledge]

Im asking u what u think best map is susu

[serene marsh]

[faint prairie]

id rather eso than that and they both bad

dude im cursed rn

im dying randomly and idek how

[serene marsh]

ur crazy

museum over eso

[faint prairie]

ew

[civic ledge]

Warehouse over EVERYTHING

[dreamy temple]

no

[quasi oxide]

toy ig

[faint prairie]

who

[dreamy temple]

sky dont say anything

[faint prairie]

its not a bait

i alr said it

[dreamy temple]

mhm

[fiery nexus]

recently played alot more MM usually as a warm up for the morning love eso and Warehouse

[serene marsh]

Thats disgusting

[fiery nexus]

just my opinion pls dont judge me ;-;

[faint prairie]

i mean

an opinion can never be wrong

no matter what anyone says

so

[fiery nexus]

true but i just dont want the whole "God ur opinions are ****"

[faint prairie]

ignore em

[fiery nexus]

i do anyway best to laugh it off :D

[faint prairie]

indeed

like i said earlier

[fiery nexus]

mhm

[faint prairie]

museum and eso are trash

but thats my opinion

[fiery nexus]

dont like museum because of the layout

Not atm anyway

[faint prairie]

yeah its annoyin to play on

[fiery nexus]

idm eso but what makes you dislike it?

[faint prairie]

just dont like massive maps in general

[fiery nexus]

ahh

[faint prairie]

i dont mind playing on it, it isnt as bad as museum

[fiery nexus]

some people prefer the bigger maps i respect the opinion i just dont find it my cup of tea

Yk

[faint prairie]

likewise

[fiery nexus]

Ye

Sorry i cant really speedtype well 👀

[faint prairie]

all good my g

[serene marsh]

mY g

[faint prairie]

me neither anyway

my wpm is only like 90

[serene marsh]

Proper road man ennit

💀

[faint prairie]

u make roadmans actually sound worse

[fiery nexus]

Real Leng ma G

[faint prairie]

you too

[serene marsh]

You said my g lmao

[faint prairie]

yeah but

[serene marsh]

😂😂😂

[faint prairie]

everyone in uk does wym

🤨

[fiery nexus]

xD

[serene marsh]

I don’t

[faint prairie]

surprised the drill addict doesnt

tbh

[serene marsh]

-_-

Leave my drill alone yea

[faint prairie]

maybe

[fiery nexus]

all the year 7's tryna be roadmen gotta love the sterotypes 💀

[serene marsh]

Imagine

Being

In

School

💀

[fiery nexus]

👀 yep

[serene marsh]

Me and my manager were speaking about all the terrible teachers at school few days ago

It was so funny

[fiery nexus]

Lol

i can imagine the rant

[serene marsh]

Honestly we sat for like 2 hours going through all the teachers and why we hated each one

[fiery nexus]

any favourites 💀

[serene marsh]

Yeah my old form tutor

His name legit was Mr Bean

We was such a don

[fiery nexus]

Please tell me thats a joke 💀

Pls

[serene marsh]

No it’s fr lol

[fiery nexus]

💀 ok

[serene marsh]

He was so chill

There were was proper weirdos at my school

[fiery nexus]

i liked my very first form tutor Mr allen but his foren accent was so misconcepting

foreign*

[serene marsh]

There was a supply called Miss Lamb and we would always open her door and make sheep sounds

It was so childish but so funny

[fiery nexus]

And and roadmen 👀

[fiery nexus]

Lol

the whole flock

[serene marsh]

Our history teacher was called Mr Haw

But it’s said like a different word

That was funny

Honestly my school was such a mess 😂

[fiery nexus]

i hope i dont get bad word usage for this but

my old art and Re teacher was Mr Handcock

what he was named after i rarther not know 💀

[serene marsh]

💀💀💀

[faint prairie]

u cant save her in dm

[dreamy temple]

NOOOOoooo

[faint prairie]

eheheheheh

[dreamy temple]

evil

[faint prairie]

how

[dreamy temple]

hi

[manic oriole]

Yato what’s ur counterplay to people chilling on the trees when ur murderer on eso? I’ve been asking other people and so far I’ve got /q and “kill them before they get up there”

[faint prairie]

wdym

as murderer?

oh

it legit says that mb

[faint prairie]

just invis and use throwable quickly to where u are invisible

then they prob wont see it comin

[manic oriole]

Ya

When ur the murderer

[serene marsh]

what is this

DELETE

[faint prairie]

no

[serene marsh]

ur literally bullying

[faint prairie]

no i am not

[serene marsh]

you are

[faint prairie]

u managed to kill me

[manic oriole]

To where u are invis? U mean u throw it and then run with it? Wdym

[faint prairie]

multiple times today

[faint prairie]

u can get invis on eso

[manic oriole]

Ya ik

[faint prairie]

if u throw a throwable when ur invisible

they dont see it coming

until its like right infront of em

[manic oriole]

Oh when not where mb

[faint prairie]

ja

[manic oriole]

Ty I’ll have to try that

[faint prairie]

🙏

u need good aim ofc for it but most people camping trees stand still

so shouldnt be too hard from there

u also gotta be quick since invis is like

10 or 15s

i think 15

[manic oriole]

15 but u also will need speed

Where do u throw it from?

[faint prairie]

the top layer

u will be able to make it in time

[manic oriole]

K ty

[faint prairie]

speed jus makes it a lot easier

without it, jus gotta b fast

@serene marsh as u left

[serene marsh]

nice shot

[faint prairie]

thank

[faint prairie]

@viscid bramble :)

[viscid bramble]

GO

GOD

[faint prairie]

better get to just build

[viscid bramble]

Guess what we 102 rn

Jb aint my thing brodaa

[faint prairie]

103*

my bad

nah u said ud do it

[viscid bramble]

Bru

[ripe pawn]

Hi

[faint prairie]

YEA

better get grinding

[viscid bramble]

BREEEEE

Jb is hard i will go grind mm but as a sad little tomato

I will def say it

Yato is better than me

😩

[faint prairie]

if u use tomato costume

u will hit all ur shots dw

[viscid bramble]

[serene marsh]

Good humour

[quasi oxide]

why does the bow look like that

[fringe swan]

Idk it was always like that

[quick wraith]

Do the different throwables have certain trajectories/arcs?

[dreamy temple]

i don't think so no

[dull crypt]

Jeez office got soooo old that it-

It seriously needs maintenance if you watched the video 🤣

[serene marsh]

it's leaking?

you damn, never seen that

[misty yarrow]

a

[serene marsh]

i

[quasi oxide]

o

[distant hawk]

u

[serene marsh]

we did it

hell yea

[quasi oxide]

aeiou

[distant hawk]

ayo

[serene marsh]

æīøû

ßruh

[quasi oxide]

remind me why am I awake at 2 in the morning

[serene marsh]

i’m awake at like 5 for me

[distant hawk]

u need sleepppepep

[serene marsh]

i should probably get to grinding. i didnt even get 100 wins yesterday

lightning made me grind sg with him and it burned me out so i couldn’t finish my quota

[quasi oxide]

well lightning strikes are extremely hot

[serene marsh]

i mean yeah

[distant hawk]

Idk how u have the motivation to grind two games at once

[serene marsh]

how hot exactly tho?

[serene marsh]

my only coping mechanism is hive

[distant hawk]

How many have u touched?

[quasi oxide]

at least 4

[distant hawk]

we need a test subject

[serene marsh]

how hot is a lightning strike

[distant hawk]

umm

It’s not hot

[quasi oxide]

hotter than ur mom

[distant hawk]

It’s not hot at all

[serene marsh]

my mom is 39° rn

so am i

[distant hawk]

Go to hospital 🥺

[serene marsh]

why

[distant hawk]

Because 39• means ur about to die lol

[serene marsh]

naww

[distant hawk]

unless ur Jesus or sum

[serene marsh]

i am Jesus

[quasi oxide]

jesus dies

[serene marsh]

i had a lapse in memory - it’s 37°

[distant hawk]

Lmaoo

[serene marsh]

my apologies

it’s 4:50 am don’t @ me

[quasi oxide]

@serene marsh

[serene marsh]

@quasi oxide

[distant hawk]

U should be sleeping

[serene marsh]

no

[quasi oxide]

never

[distant hawk]

@serene marsh @quasi oxide

[serene marsh]

i already slept!!!!!

i went to bed at 12!!!!!!

[distant hawk]

Tbf that’s better than me

[quasi oxide]

[distant hawk]

I did 3am

[serene marsh]

so you’re telling us to sleep.. whilst getting less sleep?

[distant hawk]

duh

It’s all I ever do

[serene marsh]

:(

[quasi oxide]

sounds relatable

[serene marsh]

i am sad now

you need sleep

[distant hawk]

Awe

That’s really sweet but i just

I pulled too many all nighters at uni

I got into a bad routine

[serene marsh]

oh

i respect that

[distant hawk]

🤌

[serene marsh]

i have pulled allnighers more the past 30 days than any other point in my life

[distant hawk]

Grinding?

[serene marsh]

yes

i did zero allnighters for my february grind in sg. that’s why i only had 1050

[distant hawk]

Sounds like a lot lol

[serene marsh]

#1 had 2200

he’s an extreme grinder tho

[distant hawk]

When I used to lb hunt sg all the tops only had like 800 :/

[serene marsh]

i remember those days

i remember a time when Swimfan72 was well above top 20

and now he is #56 or something

[distant hawk]

Yeah

I didn’t know he still played

Sg

[serene marsh]

Swimfan doesn’t play anymore for the most part

even hive as a whole

[distant hawk]

I get recommended his yt randomly and all I ever see are editing competitions

Or Asian tw scrims

[serene marsh]

yeah

[quasi oxide]

murder mystery got a secret update

[distant hawk]

Wa

[serene marsh]

he is mostly a java developer now

[quasi oxide]

april fools~

[distant hawk]

it’s 2nd April

That’s actual unholy

[quasi oxide]

april

fools

[serene marsh]

..

[distant hawk]

no u

[serene marsh]

madam

[quasi oxide]

whut

[serene marsh]

it is the 2nd of April

[distant hawk]

even at your time

[serene marsh]

lol

[quasi oxide]

I'll show you who's the second of april

[serene marsh]

?

[distant hawk]

Should I be scared

[serene marsh]

¿

[distant hawk]

don’t say ‘ur mom’

[serene marsh]

most likely. you all intimidate me anyway so

[quasi oxide]

ur mom

[distant hawk]

too predictable

[quasi oxide]

you said

[distant hawk]

my mom

[quasi oxide]

yes

[distant hawk]

I’m telling her u said that

[opaque sluice]

Where’s my brother

[quasi oxide]

jokes on you I like punishments

[distant hawk]

Test tube

[opaque sluice]

Antisocial devious fool hasn’t spoken a word

[distant hawk]

?

[serene marsh]

i’m an antisocial devious fool

[distant hawk]

same

hive is just all antisocial people socialising tbh

Sorry if that offended anymore

Anyone

[quasi oxide]

SHOOT me in the FACE

IN

THE

FACEE

[distant hawk]

umm.. why?

[quasi oxide]

need it

want it

right NOW

[distant hawk]

Nu :(

with a water gun

[quasi oxide]

at the sound of the bell it will be..

[distant hawk]

Maybe

[quasi oxide]

FACE shooting Oclock!

BONGG!

[distant hawk]

?

[opaque sluice]

You may be antisocial but are you devious?

[quasi oxide]

I'm gonna sing a song.. shoot me at the end of it!

[serene marsh]

very.

[distant hawk]

What song? And can I bonk u instead?

[quasi oxide]

dun dun da dun duh dap bowp

I see you haven't shot me in the face yet, curious as to why

[opaque sluice]

Do you want to join us for April 1 next year?

[distant hawk]

Because I’m innocent 🥺

[serene marsh]

guys what’s that song that goes “ do do doo do do dododo do doo do do dododo do do doo “

[serene marsh]

sure thing

[distant hawk]

Da lion go

[serene marsh]

roar

[distant hawk]

It’s deee de de dee de dee de de dee de dee dee dee de dee

[quasi oxide]

perhaps you may be considering the pros and cons of your moral... OH MY GOD shoot me in the face!

WHAT are you waiting FOR?!

[distant hawk]

I-

Someone help

[serene marsh]

do not shoot asu 😭

[distant hawk]

Me

I don’t have a gun

I’m not from the us

I have pancakes tho

[serene marsh]

as a Canadian citizen, i own copious amounts of maple syrup

[distant hawk]

Also I don’t have moral

[serene marsh]

i am so bored. should i grind

[distant hawk]

Umm.. if u have fun grinding yeah

[serene marsh]

pros: fun, helps me ignore problems

cons: it’s hive

[distant hawk]

Hmm… try cube?

[quasi oxide]

THANK YOU

[distant hawk]

u shot yourself :_:

[serene marsh]

i used to main cc back in 2018. never again.

[distant hawk]

Fr hive is a getaway for all your problems I found

[plain kestrel]

Who wants party?

[serene marsh]

i am down in a couple minutes

[distant hawk]

I can’t its too early

[serene marsh]

i need to turn on my pc

[serene marsh]

just do what i do and disregard time

[distant hawk]

I’m not allowed my parents will genuinely just

[serene marsh]

my 6000 rpm fans and my mechanical keyboard also disregard time. it really works out well

[distant hawk]

idk beat me up

[serene marsh]

oh yes

my mom has just learned that no matter how hard you try you cannot separate me from minecraft

[distant hawk]

Lmaoo

she just lets u do u

Lucky

[serene marsh]

and if you do find a way to do it you probably just took away all electricity in the house

[quasi oxide]

it's beautifulll..

[distant hawk]

Whaaa 👀

[quasi oxide]

NOW DO ME

[serene marsh]

WHOA

[distant hawk]

Omg

[serene marsh]

[distant hawk]

THats

Sounded

So so

anyways

Ahem

[serene marsh]

the FILTH of this generation

[quasi oxide]

beat ME up

MEE

NOW

[serene marsh]

i-

[distant hawk]

No

[serene marsh]

no

[distant hawk]

I don’t bet wamen

Or men

Beat

[quasi oxide]

coward

[serene marsh]

what about

nvm

[distant hawk]

Hm?

I’m all curious now

[serene marsh]

it’s fineeee

could we please calm down here

[quasi oxide]

it's almost 3 am

[distant hawk]

Sozzy

[serene marsh]

i agree with Falcon0UwU

[quasi oxide]

wdym calm down

[serene marsh]

i think they mean calm down

[serene marsh]

^^

[quasi oxide]

it's a joke jesus

[distant hawk]

Helpers way of saying ‘go to sleep’

[serene marsh]

I am aware but still :(

[distant hawk]

It’s okay I take no offense

But thanks

[quasi oxide]

wait why are you guys up at 3 am but you guys are nowhere to be found at like 2 pm when people send inappropriate images

[serene marsh]

i am never aware of how loud or obnoxious i am being

[distant hawk]

Different time zones

[serene marsh]

I hope you know there are different timezones -

and if i am it is an acute amount

[quasi oxide]

planet is planet

[distant hawk]

Earth is Dave

[quasi oxide]

I punch dave

[distant hawk]

I eat Dave

[serene marsh]

same

@*ghost wow dave is not in the hive discord

@rustic elk may you alert dave that i have e-punched him

[distant hawk]

That’s e- assault

[quasi oxide]

NO I DID

[distant hawk]

Get the e- police

[distant hawk]

U were too late 😔

[quasi oxide]

I shall do it tomorrow!

[distant hawk]

And what if there isn’t a tomorrow?

[quasi oxide]

in the afterlife!

[distant hawk]

What if there isn’t a ..

[quasi oxide]

in the past!

[distant hawk]

U can time travel to the future tho

That’s a thing

[quasi oxide]

NO

the past

[distant hawk]

I-

O-o-okayy

T-the p-pa-past

[quasi oxide]

pinata time~

[distant hawk]

human pinatata

[quasi oxide]

yess

we don't need the rope if you want a challenge

[distant hawk]

Holy

[serene marsh]

so about that calming down thing

[quasi oxide]

never

[distant hawk]

this is u at ur calmest?

[quasi oxide]

no

yes

[distant hawk]

good answer

[faint prairie]

y'all on sum again

[serene marsh]

are you just catching on to this??

[faint prairie]

yes because I just opened the chat

if that was not obvious

[serene marsh]

ok but we are always on something

[faint prairie]

nah that's just u

[serene marsh]

true

[serene marsh]

[serene marsh]

beamed

[quasi oxide]

[vagrant phoenix]

Man I need to make more videos

[serene marsh]

Man I don’t remember asking

[opaque sluice]

I asked

[serene marsh]

man i need to finish this pack

i also asked

[opaque sluice]

Btw you used that wrongly fool

[opaque sluice]

You got this bro

[vagrant phoenix]

Storm... Why?

[serene marsh]

Idk I’m bored😂😂

[vagrant phoenix]

So am I

I might just edit a video

Or play a game

Who knows?

[opaque sluice]

Both?

[vagrant phoenix]

I could but cba

[rapid helm]

shooting the murderer feels good

[civic ledge]

Shooting the murderer is the only reason i play

[rapid helm]

some ppl says whos the murderer in chat

[rose hull]

Likewise. Murderer eliminations is much more fun than being as murderer

[quasi oxide]

huh, thats a new one

[serene marsh]

weird oh btw you have a cute skin

it is very cute

[velvet arrow]

I bet all of you that send videos have under 50 ping

Must be nice

[dreamy temple]

ok

[distant hawk]

Cries with 4900

[quasi oxide]

all of them are >:)

[serene marsh]

my 25 ping is very nice yes

[faint prairie]

i have 9 ping rn

[serene marsh]

are you from quebec per chance

[faint prairie]

no.

[serene marsh]

good

[faint prairie]

also

im from eu

not america

so

[serene marsh]

ohh

9 ping to eu that makes sense

[faint prairie]

how do u know that makes sense

[serene marsh]

idk cuz ur european

[faint prairie]

nah not everyone has good ping

[serene marsh]

:(

[faint prairie]

below 20 is good enough

[serene marsh]

imo anything below 70 is good

[faint prairie]

ur high

[serene marsh]

but below 30 is best

i am not high

i just have slightly lower standards

[quasi oxide]

100 is where i cross the line

anything below is workable

[serene marsh]

i mean i used to play hive with 300 so anything below like 180 to me is playable

but i sure do not enjoy it

[faint prairie]

so u are

its ok me too

but no one knows

[serene marsh]

what

[quasi oxide]

noels ping* is high

[serene marsh]

i get like 30 pls

[quasi oxide]

used to get 300

[serene marsh]

true but i haven't in like 3 years

[quasi oxide]

what's with you and the number 3

[serene marsh]

it's the only single digit number i can't properly pronounce

*according to some people

cuz APPARENTLY th and f aren't the same pronunciation

[quasi oxide]

they're not

[serene marsh]

i mean not really but you're not gonna call it out in casual conversation are you

cuz some people sure do

[quasi oxide]

you just did

[serene marsh]

i mean like

when i say three pretty much like free

and people make fun of me for it or just call it out. it just annoys me

cuz i have to force myself to pronounce it correctly for such a minor issue, just takes longer. so i'm complaining

[quasi oxide]

then punch them

[serene marsh]

i am incredibly weak tho

can i hire you to punch them for me

[quasi oxide]

yes

punch them with your mind then

[serene marsh]

will do

thank you very much for the advice asu

[quasi oxide]

yes swear vengeance on those bullies

unless your bullies are a part of your imagination

[serene marsh]

if they were a part of my imagination, i'd have far greater concerns

#stopbulling

#bullyyourbulliesback

[quasi oxide]

#shootmeintheface

[civic ledge]

I know the feeling

I have hard time sayin stuff

verbal dyspraxia

Couldnt properly speak until i was like 7 or smt

Im more of a r dropper compared to th

[serene marsh]

My new speakers are literally making my room shake its so good 😂

I can feel the bass 😂😂

[civic ledge]

What song?

[serene marsh]

Eh you won’t know

It’s drill

[civic ledge]

Ah

[serene marsh]

You probably have no idea what it is lol

[civic ledge]

Nope never

Im jammin this rn its so good

[serene marsh]

No idea what that is

[civic ledge]

Its one of those songs i could listen to for atleast 6 hours on repeat

[serene marsh]

As yato would call it my music is roadman music 😂

[serene marsh]

Ugh never 😂😂

[civic ledge]

I say 6 hours because last year alril fools i watched a 6 hour mario kart wii speedrun on Desert Bus (custom track) without taking a break

[serene marsh]

Bruhhhh how

[civic ledge]

The same song played over and over

I went on until like 5am or smt

It was literally just Funky Kong wheeling in a near straight line for 6 hours

And i watched it all

Then i found out it was an april fools video-

[serene marsh]

Smhhhh

[civic ledge]

Im very gullible on april fools

[serene marsh]

I usually put a video on and after 5 or 6 minutes I turn it off cos I get bored

I can’t focus on things properly 😂

[civic ledge]

2020 april fools there were so many "new ultra shortcuts" and i fell for them all

i just get too overexcited on the topic of mario kart and dont think

[serene marsh]

Ngl Idek what that is

[civic ledge]

Shortcuts that break the game's checkpoint system

Ok i best stop because im capable of holding over 4 hour conversations on the topic of mario kart xD

[serene marsh]

Idek what mario kart is-

[civic ledge]

😐

[serene marsh]

😂

[civic ledge]

leaves before i go insane

[serene marsh]

Lmaoooo

[serene marsh]

hes a roadman himself

this is what he be wearing

I only wear Nike 😂

Usually my Nike hoodie some Nike joggers and my white airforce

Or for work I wear my air max

[dreamy temple]

whered u get that pic of yat omg

[serene marsh]

i stalk him

😏😏

[dreamy temple]

cute

[serene marsh]

no

[faint prairie]

ur weird

[serene marsh]

i know 🥺🥺

[serene marsh]

Roadman

[faint prairie]

roadmen are the ones that only listen to drill my g

if anyone is one its u

[serene marsh]

Drill is gooood!!!

[faint prairie]

no

[serene marsh]

Yes

I know roadmen who listen to soft music 💀💀

[serene marsh]

Fake roadman

No

[faint prairie]

then they arent roadmen

LOL

[serene marsh]

Wannabes

they are

[faint prairie]

no they arent

[serene marsh]

idk how to ezplain

[faint prairie]

ill help u explain it

[serene marsh]

they are but they act soft online

[faint prairie]

they aren't.

[serene marsh]

hes a roadman irl

but

his insta account has ‘🥺’ and everything

but his posts are him vaping

and roadmen stuff

[civic ledge]

Vaping is overrated

[serene marsh]

fr

[civic ledge]

It aint that good

[serene marsh]

i have never touched a vape

I like it

[civic ledge]

I done it once

And it was weird

[faint prairie]

how have u used vape

but didnt know what bbg is

what.

[serene marsh]

baby girl

[civic ledge]

My bro used to and he let me do it once

[serene marsh]

This mine

[faint prairie]

they're all bad in general

[serene marsh]

the heck is that

[faint prairie]

its a vape stick thing

[serene marsh]

An expensive vape

oh i thought u would have one of them elf bars or something

[faint prairie]

bruh

[serene marsh]

Ew no

[civic ledge]

My bro used to have one that was strawberry flavoured

[serene marsh]

My one rn is strawberry

[civic ledge]

I can still somehow taste it and yea its alright ig but not smt id do again

[serene marsh]

Only decent flavour liquid I could find that’s also cbd

It’s so expensive tho

Like £8 for a little bottle that lasts me maybe a week 💀

[civic ledge]

Jesus

[serene marsh]

Other stuff I smoke costs more but It’s technically illegal here 😂

[civic ledge]

O h

[serene marsh]

Yea

will i get muted if i say that

Idk that’s why I didn’t say it

Lol

[dreamy temple]

ew

[serene marsh]

?

stop vaping

Why

because

[dreamy temple]

gross

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh can i ask a genuine question

But I smoke stuff that helps with my anxiety-

why do you vape?

[serene marsh]

oh

I just said it

Lol

theres other stuff that helps with that

I don’t like any of it

like that anxiety pen

What is that lol

its

something that helps w anxiety

i think u puff on it like a vape

Hm I never heard of it

[civic ledge]

I either play mc or binge my fav show lmao

[serene marsh]

I have to work 40 plus hours a week

Don’t got time for that

[civic ledge]

Ah

[serene marsh]

you should get an anxiety one specifically from the brand ripple

it doesnt contain nicotine in their ones

Neither does my vape

I don’t vape normal liquid

then what

Cbd

Oh

Lemme guess

You don’t know what it is

i do

Ok good

its what they have in anxiety pens as well

so thats not really much of a help

but do u really wanna destroy your immune system before the age of 30

It’s already dead

it can heal

quit before its too late

I do a lot of bad things 😂

thats not a flex

Ik

u need to stop ur bad habits

Nooo

yes

It helps me though

It wont help u in the future 💀

[serene marsh]

vapes destroy your lungs not your immune system

[serene marsh]

and if ur lungs are destroyed so is ur immune system

i mean

ok fair point

My lungs are dead probably

my lungs are dead from living with smokers for 14 years

My whole house smokes too

it's not my whole house, but my dad does and so does my brother

My dad used to smoke a lot but he always did it out of the house

mine didnt :')

Idk my dad-

So yea

💀💀💀

lmaoo

i haven’t seen mine in 3 years

He dipppeddddd

i went 4 years without seeing mine

now i see him a few times a month

I’m planning to see him

ooh

kinda scared tho 🥰😝

Nooo

Don’t be

i have every right to be

i agree

I’d be down to meet my dad tbh

Don’t even know his name or anything but ey

Chill day 👀

[civic ledge]

My dad vaped

[serene marsh]

STAR

[civic ledge]

MONI

[serene marsh]

HI

[civic ledge]

HI

[serene marsh]

how r uu

[civic ledge]

Im alr

Hbuuu

[serene marsh]

im alright ig

[serene marsh]

My dad did dr()gs

idk if that word is banned here or not

my dad makes drugs

nvm then

[civic ledge]

._.

[serene marsh]

ANYways

[serene marsh]

illegal ones?

[serene marsh]

no

ohh like medicine

[civic ledge]

Oh

[serene marsh]

no

I guess I do drugs but it’s bad 😂

o

marijuana is just legal where i live

[serene marsh]

Quit

[serene marsh]

Yeah I smoke it but it’s illegal here

:(

or i call the police on u

crime bad

Wha

:(

[civic ledge]

Yes

Bad

[serene marsh]

:(

anYWAY

so

new ryzen cpus launching in 2 days!!! hype!!!

🥱

let me be excited about computers, may7779

[civic ledge]

Whas that

Oh

[serene marsh]

I’m hyped to get my pc

[serene marsh]

you can call me may

i am also hyped for you to get your pc

[serene marsh]

sure thing may

I am also

Hopefully it survives more than a week

[civic ledge]

Im hyped for... Idk seeing sonic 2 ig lmao

[serene marsh]

which place is making it for you

I’m hyped for the easter holidays

[civic ledge]

Same

[serene marsh]

A website called pc specialists

mines already started tho

[civic ledge]

I break up on friday

[serene marsh]

as a christian i am surprisingly unphased by 99% of christian holidays

[civic ledge]

I hate it

[serene marsh]

did u get prebuilt

No

okay good

[serene marsh]

i see

But with how much I rage-

It will end up broken

i was gonna get mine built by nzxt but then i realised how incompetent nzxt is and decided not to

i'm probably just gonna assemble mine myself since i'm more than capable

and youtube tutorials

those do help as well

I got a cheap kbm with mine cos I know it will end up broken in the first few days 😂

u gonna play on controller anyways

Yeah but on some games I might not be able to

i have a budget laptop and an endgame mouse/headset/keyboard i spent as much on my peripherals as on my laptop

don't be like Noelity

My keyboard and mouse cost me like 75 I think

be like noelity 👍

you’re my role model now

my mouse was $172, my headset was $250 and my keyboard was $270

stan noelity!1!!11! 😻😻

do Not be like Noelity

[serene marsh]

please do not

look at my about

NO

yes

do NOT stan noelity!!!

STAN

🥰🥰

can i get an autograph

yes

[civic ledge]

I have a 7 year old ps4 and 5 year old controller

[serene marsh]

and u still play like a legend

I have too many consoles

Got a series x ps5 xbox one and now a pc

😭

LOL

girl u ballin

rich people problems

i'm bouta go so hard on my new pc tho so i can't talk

[civic ledge]

XD

[serene marsh]

like i'm on a $1600 budget for a 1080p minecraft pc

[civic ledge]

Not rly atm

Look at my tw win% for this month

[serene marsh]

My pc cost me 1.6k

That’s £

yeah but you're paying well above msrp and also a fee to have it built for you

shes not gonna get prebuilt

£1.6k could get you a god pc if prices weren't so terrible

[serene marsh]

she selected the parts herself and is having someone assemble it for her

Oh

Well

I didn’t select it

I got someone to help me

😂😂

still counts!

look if the pc boots and runs games then it counts, no judgement

Welp time for a 9 hour shift

Byeeeee

baibai

@civic ledge return i need someone to talk to

[serene marsh]

have fun

may i am gonna talk to you now

i need friends

[fiery nexus]

goals

[serene marsh]

ok whats ur fav ice cream flavour

bubblegum

ew

:(

disgusting

salted caramel>>>

you can discern peoples life problems by their fav ice cream flavour i have discovered

what does discern mean

LOL

like

figure out

ah yes i know all ur life problems now

i think idk i hate english with a burning passion

[serene marsh]

it's kind of obvious looking at me

i cant really look at u tho can i 💀

hack my webcam

im on phone

and?

an iphone to be exact

and?

AND?!?!

[fiery nexus]

Stawberry ice cream?

[serene marsh]

strawberry is gooddddd

prob my 3rd fav