🕵・murder-mystery

[quasi oxide]

so unbelievably sleepy

[serene marsh]

Mood

[quasi oxide]

dude no joke I didn't sleep last night

not for a single minute

[serene marsh]

that’s not good

at all

im giving you a bedtime

11

yes rn

this exact moment

Running on 2 hours sleep better than 7

no bad

bad bad bad rat

u don’t get cheese for that

[serene marsh]

Stop bullying me

i would neverrr

how could u say such a thing😔😪

[serene marsh]

I'm jk you're too cool

oh why thank u, just too pro like that

[quasi oxide]

I said I didn't get ANY

but I can't rn I have to wait for when I get home

[serene marsh]

why aren’t u home mister

where are you

[quasi oxide]

miss

[serene marsh]

location?

address?

[quasi oxide]

PFFT

[serene marsh]

aren’t ur parents worried🧐

wut time is it

why are u out

[quasi oxide]

my dad could care less lmao

[slim robin]

I have right now 21:03

[serene marsh]

I'm saying i get 2 hours sleep

[quasi oxide]

and I didn't get any😭

[serene marsh]

Oh rip

m’y parents would pow 💥 my butt if i went out without them knowing

I get 2-3 each night

[quasi oxide]

WOAH profane

[serene marsh]

That’s just-

[serene marsh]

You are younger

i am also im america 🤠yeeehaww, kids go out all the time at any age

in*

And UK full of road men XD

[quasi oxide]

you are america

[serene marsh]

indeed i am

would u like a cow?

[quasi oxide]

burger king

[slim robin]

I'm from Ukraine ^^

[serene marsh]

mcdonald

oop

🫡

[quasi oxide]

what is that

rectangle

[serene marsh]

omg y’all need to update things

OH?

wut is thatttt

No its not an update evo😑

it is raty

[quasi oxide]

a salute emoji?

[serene marsh]

new emojis

mhm yes

You downloading dodgy emojis

it’s the new apple update bimbo

why would i download emojis😭

[quasi oxide]

downloading apple emojis on android :DD

[serene marsh]

No you can get illegal custom emojis

[quasi oxide]

he said bimbo 💀

[serene marsh]

i am not a theif

at least not rn

She just bullies me

I am a female

[quasi oxide]

ah relatable

[serene marsh]

yes😸

[quasi oxide]

nah I'm jk I'm a rocket launcher

[serene marsh]

lemme see u fly

[verbal tulip]

I’m a giraffe 🦒

[serene marsh]

hi baba

im almost home

[verbal tulip]

Hey

[serene marsh]

2022 you can be anything

[verbal tulip]

Alright

[quasi oxide]

did you reference the vine of the guy skiing saying he's a giraffe

[serene marsh]

i wanna be a rope

[verbal tulip]

Uh nope

[quasi oxide]

damn it

vine still dead

[verbal tulip]

I’ve always been calling myself a giraffe

[serene marsh]

A skipping rope I hope

[quasi oxide]

no those zip tie ropes

[serene marsh]

Yes

You did?

Again?

Bruh that sucks

Unlucky :,)

Yeah dw I got banned once for apparently inappropriate builds on jb 🤨

Oh that's annoying

[manic oriole]

Oh rip

That’s when u make a new Microsoft account

Bc they can’t tell if ur someone else

Consistency is nice tho

Make me a skin for my phone account

[serene marsh]

hey ur thé person who told me if i don’t get a bow u would steal my pets☹️

[manic oriole]

Oh

Ohhhh

[serene marsh]

emo skin🖤🥺

i just get mine from yt

everything

[manic oriole]

Imagine using capes lmao

Couldn’t be me

[serene marsh]

im too lazy but it’s mainly cause idk how to make my own skins and even if i did im again to lazy to make them

[manic oriole]

What

[serene marsh]

that’s gotta be at least over 70

[manic oriole]

That’s a lot of skins

[serene marsh]

yes

shesh

Wait is wanna see if this word sensored

Pleb

Omg nice

ill pay u a quarter to make me a skin

[quasi oxide]

why would pleb be censored

[serene marsh]

u want the quarter or not

Well because some words that are sensored are a joke

i shall give u the quarter anyways

[quasi oxide]

like they finally blocked the dee z jokes

[manic oriole]

The communist bot is very silly with the free speech it decides to censor

[serene marsh]

I know sad tbh

[manic oriole]

Nonononono that’s cursed

[serene marsh]

omg bun bun

u should make a bun bun skin

[manic oriole]

Why’s the head a square goomba?

[serene marsh]

SHOW ME

okie okie

i might get in trouble for this but look wut i just found

bun bunnnnn

so adorable:D

[manic oriole]

That’s not bad

[serene marsh]

it’s cute

m’y skin beats everyone’s tho

[manic oriole]

I see so many of the third row down

[serene marsh]

just too cute

[manic oriole]

Same

[serene marsh]

so cute im gonna blow

[manic oriole]

Making girls hair look natural when the head spins isn’t really possible imo

But idk

[serene marsh]

omg the sonic event, i hated that thing except the end where they did the space thing

at this time i was on mobile cause my laptop was brocken for a while

broken*

mhm

ill try gimme a sec im on dc on my phone rn

it’ll send it to u when i can

thank god i can get on today🤩

[manic oriole]

I dont have a better example of my skin so here also haha funny number

Rate my skin

[serene marsh]

Nice

[manic oriole]

Oh I know u kopusu ur the guy with the amazing elim/death who also reques whenever they get murderer also u teamed that one time

Ya

I like cute things

No

I just haven’t seen a cute male skin

No

I like my skin I’ve had it for like 6 years

Ty tho

Bet u don’t get targeted ever then lmao

Ya same

But ur skins also cool

It’s the kind of skin Ud expect to be accompanied by jangly guitar music

[serene marsh]

i only change into hulk when i feel like a baddie😜

muscles poppin💪

[manic oriole]

Yw

[verbal tulip]

Lol that me

[serene marsh]

same the one i was wearing when i showed the sonic event i had for about a year

that is u

im almost done and then i’ll be on

[verbal tulip]

Take your time

[serene marsh]

no

[verbal tulip]

Lol I’m eating chips

[serene marsh]

i will rush

eat me

[verbal tulip]

Ok

[serene marsh]

ima send itwhen i get my laptop open

i accidentally called someone😭😭

scary

alrighty

female

woman are better

brb

women are superior

she stand correct

stands*

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

BBG😫

[manic oriole]

is that like the BIG but different? (big friendly giant, it's a childrens book)

[serene marsh]

close but no

i remmeber that movie

[verbal tulip]

Not close🤦‍♂️

[serene marsh]

very close

u have no right to speak

u havé à gifaffe on ur head

shush

i havé a kitty

mines better

[radiant sundial]

no

[serene marsh]

yes

[radiant sundial]

i'm taken 😒

[serene marsh]

so am i😒

it’ll be a secret;)

[radiant sundial]

no

[serene marsh]

yes

[radiant sundial]

go find someone else 😒

[manic oriole]

but ur right here

I agree with evolruo

[radiant sundial]

.-.

no

[serene marsh]

yes wxactly

côme on

[radiant sundial]

wait don't you have @serene marsh? 🤨

[serene marsh]

oop

uhhhh

no🖤🥺

she left me😔

[manic oriole]

when?

[radiant sundial]

hmmm

are you sure about that?

[serene marsh]

yes😪

cause-i-i-i

CHEATED

🥺🥺🥺

i cheated❤️‍🩹💔

noooo🥺

[radiant sundial]

well then

[manic oriole]

sadge

[radiant sundial]

thats an f

[manic oriole]

"when did she leave u?" "oh, in about 5 minutes"

[radiant sundial]

welp i wouldn't be with you anyway since you cheat so nu :>

[serene marsh]

nooo💔😔🥺

[quasi oxide]

oh no! our love! it's broken!!1+

[serene marsh]

💔💔💔🥹

[manic oriole]

wait susu's in on this too?

3timing?

[radiant sundial]

is that supposed to be an "our table, its broken" reference? 🤨

[manic oriole]

ohhh that makes sense

[quasi oxide]

hehehe

[manic oriole]

susu's jokes so big brain

[radiant sundial]

ye

[manic oriole]

how do u fit in this discord channel with a brain that big?

[quasi oxide]

never seen before :))

[serene marsh]

i don’t even have him added how does he keep finding me:,)

[quasi oxide]

wha who

[serene marsh]

omg it’s taking forever to send

it’s laoding wait

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[quasi oxide]

megamind size

[serene marsh]

it’s so slow oml

bro i met this vmateo dude like last year cause he was friends with my bad at the time and i dropped her cause she lied about everything long story and then he tried to get with me and i was like nuh uh dude ur 18 no way😭 and now he’s calling me fake and stuff

there

[radiant sundial]

oh my-

[manic oriole]

the only reason sus bumps into walls is bc she's so top-heavy bc her brain is like wider than she is tall

[quasi oxide]

isn't mateo a pxdo

[serene marsh]

yes

big time

[manic oriole]

😬

[quasi oxide]

mhn I remember seeing someone make a whole account named mateoisapxdo

[serene marsh]

basically tries to get with every girl he sees

[radiant sundial]

owo

[quasi oxide]

yea he's weird

ik some friends who know tons about him

[manic oriole]

imagine being a that but online where anything that happens is doomed to fail

smh

[serene marsh]

he tried to tell me he loved me once😐

[manic oriole]

my dude's going to get doxxed by the fbi

[serene marsh]

let’s pray

[quasi oxide]

in the past someone like him did

[radiant sundial]

f

[manic oriole]

wait really

I need to hear this

[serene marsh]

who was it?

[quasi oxide]

his ign was like itzfalcxnxyt

years ago

[manic oriole]

oh they were on yt that makes more sense

[serene marsh]

good

[manic oriole]

but ya good

[quasi oxide]

he tried to get me to be a victim but like other people I sent ss to the guys that wanted evidence on him to expose with

and then a few weeks later ddos

[manic oriole]

ddos?

[serene marsh]

that’s good, people are truly disgusting things sometimes

[manic oriole]

*do, we don't want to label bc people can change

label actions not people

[serene marsh]

yes but there are also some who don’t

[manic oriole]

and ya some people need serious professional help

[quasi oxide]

absolutely, just shameful that it took an entire hub of people spamming mods and helpers to get them to ban him

[manic oriole]

thats wild

that's also scary

if u have ss proving someone to be trying to groom minors but then the mods won't look at it or something

anyways this is a bit too heavy of a topic for #🕵・murder-mystery imo

[quasi oxide]

he mained mm

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[manic oriole]

oh

[quasi oxide]

was a big fan of me but I for sure was not a fan of him

[manic oriole]

that must have been tough to deal with

im sorry for ur suffering

[quasi oxide]

heh I manage don't i

[manic oriole]

ya ur strong arent u

[quasi oxide]

very >:D

[serene marsh]

#girlboss

[quasi oxide]

yknow it sistas

[radiant sundial]

damn

[serene marsh]

ban her!

she said damn!

[manic oriole]

who

[serene marsh]

oh no

[quasi oxide]

/ban

[serene marsh]

i did too

[quasi oxide]

oh damn

[manic oriole]

uh oh

[serene marsh]

dang it😤

[quasi oxide]

rip

[manic oriole]

darn

[serene marsh]

ban me too!

both of us!

[manic oriole]

(I would join u but im scared itd be perma bc I just got unmuted)

[quasi oxide]

ban me hard >:)))

[serene marsh]

together🤭😏

[radiant sundial]

._.

welp

[serene marsh]

😉

[quasi oxide]

shadow the hedgehog

[serene marsh]

ewww

;)

better

[radiant sundial]

no

[serene marsh]

hate how it changes it into a emoji

[radiant sundial]

just no..

[quasi oxide]

isn't there a setting for that love?

[radiant sundial]

yes

[quasi oxide]

wolf from star fox??

[radiant sundial]

no...

[quasi oxide]

then what >:llll

[radiant sundial]

just call me either Shadow or Luna nothing else 😒

[serene marsh]

bbg

[quasi oxide]

otay

either shadow or luna nothing else

:DDDD

[radiant sundial]

.........

ight imma head out

[radiant sundial]

nu

[serene marsh]

yes;)

[quasi oxide]

this server sucks it doesn't even have owo bot

[radiant sundial]

dang i forgot you cant send gifs cri

[quasi oxide]

you can say this tho

[serene marsh]

:O

[quasi oxide]

shhhh

[radiant sundial]

._.

[serene marsh]

:O

ass

[radiant sundial]

gets muted

[serene marsh]

hope not

[quasi oxide]

nh you won't

[serene marsh]

lemme just delete these😃

[quasi oxide]

a friend of mine said it for days in a row and no mute whatsoever

[serene marsh]

ill leave one>:)

[quasi oxide]

a booster

[radiant sundial]

damn

[serene marsh]

so can i see ur

ass

[quasi oxide]

WHAT

[radiant sundial]

AYO

[serene marsh]

please

:))

[quasi oxide]

NO

[radiant sundial]

oh hell nah

[serene marsh]

awww:(

😞

[quasi oxide]

awww:( 😭

[serene marsh]

dang it

[quasi oxide]

profanity-

[radiant sundial]

owo

[quasi oxide]

your name has owo in it

just two ws

[radiant sundial]

OwO

[quasi oxide]

NO

it's owwo

[radiant sundial]

actually is owWo

[quasi oxide]

😒 😒 😒

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

actually it’s ShadowWolf9742

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

.

[radiant sundial]

.....

[quasi oxide]

she needs to pull herself together😒 🤚

[serene marsh]

frrr😒

[radiant sundial]

imma cri now ;-;

[serene marsh]

lemme lick ur tears

[radiant sundial]

AYO

[quasi oxide]

🧍‍♀️

[radiant sundial]

WTH

[quasi oxide]

it's water shad

[radiant sundial]

thats weird..

[quasi oxide]

humans are mostly water

[serene marsh]

im dehydrated, baby please🥹

[radiant sundial]

drink a water bottle then 🙄

[quasi oxide]

I thought you were evolruo🤨

[serene marsh]

pft wuts that, idk wut that is all ik is ur salty tears

[radiant sundial]

... imma just... go now...

[serene marsh]

am i not?🤨

[quasi oxide]

you said you were dehydrated🤨 🤨 🤨

[serene marsh]

i sm both👽

[radiant sundial]

i'm dead inside :3

[serene marsh]

brocken

🥺🥺🥺🖤💔

[radiant sundial]

yes

[quasi oxide]

no you're shadowwolf9742🧍‍♀️

[serene marsh]

omg may olease take me back🥹💔

no🥺🥺💔

[radiant sundial]

hmm actually i'm ShadowWolf9742

[serene marsh]

im coming to eu🥹

rn

help

[radiant sundial]

sus

[serene marsh]

im coming baby🥹💔💔💔

[quasi oxide]

you're what🤨

[serene marsh]

im here😈

[radiant sundial]

sus

[serene marsh]

IM

gonna pee msyelf

sto

[radiant sundial]

oh my-

[quasi oxide]

I love how we're being stupid and the staff isn't here to care enough lmao

[serene marsh]

where u at🥹💔🥺

im playing mm 🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔

[quasi oxide]

LOL

[serene marsh]

omg no way💔🥹me too

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[quasi oxide]

it's like you're soul mates <333

[serene marsh]

i don’t see u💔💔💔🥹🥺

i invited u LO

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

OMG

[quasi oxide]

you had braincells?🤨

[radiant sundial]

same

[manic oriole]

mine got stolen

[quasi oxide]

by me

my jokes

[manic oriole]

no ur jokes are good

wait ya

they were stolen and became part of ur motherbrain

[quasi oxide]

that's how my brain so big

[manic oriole]

ya

[serene marsh]

m’y baby yall

[quasi oxide]

exactly

[manic oriole]

u just steal other people's brains

[serene marsh]

T

STO

[quasi oxide]

then why is your head the size of a grape🧍‍♀️

[serene marsh]

😭😭😭

[manic oriole]

👀

[quasi oxide]

LOL

[manic oriole]

dare I say wrong one?

[errant nexus]

Evo#8990 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[manic oriole]

or is that too far for this server

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[serene marsh]

PFT

[quasi oxide]

dude don't curse

there's kids here

[manic oriole]

where

u have to be 13 to be on discord

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

i am a kid👋

[manic oriole]

bye

[quasi oxide]

eyb

[serene marsh]

eyb

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

wait did u just...cancel my bye with ur eyb?

so now I have to stay?

massive brain

[quasi oxide]

yes

[serene marsh]

big brain

[quasi oxide]

listen dnb makes you smart as hell

LOL

[manic oriole]

dnb?

dungeons and baggons?

[quasi oxide]

uncultured

[manic oriole]

do not believe?

doesn't nurture best?

[radiant sundial]

hm

[manic oriole]

don't not bathe?

[quasi oxide]

do not ❌
don't not ✅

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh

[manic oriole]

ahhh

[radiant sundial]

.

[manic oriole]

so like the mind goblin?

[serene marsh]

my bae❤️‍🩹

😭😭

[quasi oxide]

like ur mom

vine boom

[manic oriole]

which one I got two

[quasi oxide]

both of them

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh my sugar bby uwu 🥺🥺💗

HAHAHA

[quasi oxide]

wide

[manic oriole]

what

[serene marsh]

its a snapchat filter i used LOL

[quasi oxide]

or maybe she's just wide

[manic oriole]

isn't evolruo a child? is this illegal?

[serene marsh]

nice shots :o

funny enough its called ‘wide’

[quasi oxide]

sky stop lurking 👀

[serene marsh]

i am thicc

[vague ore]

tyty

[serene marsh]

ASU SHH

[serene marsh]

thicc and seggsy

double cheeked up

🥵🥵

[quasi oxide]

MAKE ME

[serene marsh]

i-

[quasi oxide]

:)))

[serene marsh]

💀

[quasi oxide]

exactly I'm too smart

you can't handle this much brain

[manic oriole]

her brain is the size of philidelphia

[quasi oxide]

he spelled it wrong too😭

[manic oriole]

a medium-sized state as to not exaggerate

[quasi oxide]

Philadelphia

[manic oriole]

see?

massive brain

[serene marsh]

i just came here to say that the shots were nice what is this 😭

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh

[quasi oxide]

it's called running off of 0 hours of sleep

[serene marsh]

a sanctuary

BAHAHAH

[manic oriole]

two pre-teens r making hots at each other and everyone else is talking about asu's megamind and shadowwolf's just kinda here

[serene marsh]

lets have kids together for dinner 😋😋

[manic oriole]

thats whats been happening

[quasi oxide]

true though

[quasi oxide]

🤨 🤨 🤨

[manic oriole]

that means two things

[serene marsh]

oh my😜

[manic oriole]

double entendre

[serene marsh]

things getting spicy 🌶

[manic oriole]

😬

[serene marsh]

💥

[quasi oxide]

may I ask you to never say that again

not u

[manic oriole]

she forgot the comma

[quasi oxide]

she said smth ab eating kids

[serene marsh]

i will say it again

[manic oriole]

it was "may, I ask you to never say that again" but she forgot the comma

[serene marsh]

im proud

[quasi oxide]

this is why march is better

[serene marsh]

no

[manic oriole]

march, the only month that's a verb in disguise

[serene marsh]

D:

[quasi oxide]

I will save the chat

heroically 💅

[manic oriole]

the hero we need but not the one we deserve

[serene marsh]

m’y birthday is in march thank u very much😾

[radiant sundial]

.

[manic oriole]

RULE 7

uh oh spadoodie-Os

[serene marsh]

oh reslly

m’y birthdays march 5th

ban me y’a

ha*

[quasi oxide]

skadadle skadoodle you are now a poodle

[serene marsh]

want my address next

[radiant sundial]

.

[manic oriole]

trentrambic quatrameter makes this actually work

[manic oriole]

bet

you will recieve a box of cheerios for ur birthday

[serene marsh]

yes 😍😍😍

[radiant sundial]

owo

[serene marsh]

bet😻

[quasi oxide]

my name is walter hartwell white

[manic oriole]

doubt

[radiant sundial]

why a frog? 🤨

[quasi oxide]

bc she looks like one

[manic oriole]

bc frogs are goated

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

i am being harassed

[manic oriole]

the real question is "why not a frog"?

[manic oriole]

how?

[quasi oxide]

stop being wide

[radiant sundial]

welp

[manic oriole]

[serene marsh]

literally won’t leave me alone😭

hugo is a pest

[quasi oxide]

/hub

[manic oriole]

hugo?

[quasi oxide]

:))

[manic oriole]

whos hugo

[serene marsh]

the enderma

n

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

how do u know?

[serene marsh]

hes my friend bruh 💀

[manic oriole]

that skin's on the marketplace for free theres a bunch of those

oh

[radiant sundial]

oh-

[quasi oxide]

turn your skin into shrek easy way out of it!!!

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[radiant sundial]

wut the-

[manic oriole]

why r all ur things so stretched out and wide?

[serene marsh]

it

s

😭

a filter

LMAO

[quasi oxide]

bc she's using a high fov

[manic oriole]

oh

[quasi oxide]

duh

[manic oriole]

why?

[serene marsh]

the filter is funny

[manic oriole]

but also no bc her inventory is also weird

ya filter

[radiant sundial]

ye totally lol

[manic oriole]

but why the filter?

[radiant sundial]

oops wrong person

i meant to reply to asu qwq

[quasi oxide]

bc shed be a twig if it was a normal pic

[manic oriole]

[radiant sundial]

lol

[manic oriole]

teacher I have a question

[quasi oxide]

what

[manic oriole]

how heavy is the earth?

*massive

[quasi oxide]

not as massive or heavy as ur mom

[manic oriole]

I told u that in confidence susu

that was a secret

[quasi oxide]

as did i

[manic oriole]

as u did what

[quasi oxide]

reply in confidence

[manic oriole]

but its not there r tons of people on this server

[quasi oxide]

it's bc ur mom I said that

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

I feel attacked

[quasi oxide]

dead

[manic oriole]

susu went past the lazy arc of tired and straight to grumpy

sleep

[quasi oxide]

I'm walking home rn wdym

[manic oriole]

k, completely different note but whats the best way to play on warehouse as innocent

[serene marsh]

ur mum so big when she went to the beach the whales started singing we are family

[manic oriole]

top or bottom, running or hiding?

[radiant sundial]

just run around ez

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so stoopid she bought tickets to xbox live

[manic oriole]

ur mum so silly she booked an appointment with Dr.Pepper

[radiant sundial]

pfffffffft-

[manic oriole]

ur mum so large she has a watch on each wrist - one for each time zone

[serene marsh]

ur mum so big shes the reason double doors were invented

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so stoopid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so large when she walks down the street in an orange shirt people start singing "here comes the sun"

[manic oriole]

ur mums so large she sells shade

[radiant sundial]

._.

[manic oriole]

ur mums so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade

I have so many of these memorized from third grade, I'm so ready for this

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so stoopid when she played fnaf she stuffed herself into a suit

[serene marsh]

im prepared

lets have a ur mum roast battle

[manic oriole]

ur mums so large scientists r having her replace pluto as the ninth planet

bet

[serene marsh]

Your mums so big she jumped in the air and got stuck

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so silly she tried to climb moutain dew

[serene marsh]

guess who’s butt this is😋🤭

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so heavy she stepped on a scale and said "oh thats my phone number"

ur mum's so dumb she sits on the tv to watch the couch

ur mums so large on her drivers licence it says "continued on the back"

[serene marsh]

ur mum so dumb she got hit by a parked car

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so old when god said "let there be light" she said "finally!"

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so silly she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

ur mum's so large she sat on four quarters and made a dollar

[radiant sundial]

ayo kopusu? since when was he in this server?

[serene marsh]

ur mum so fat when she went on the lift that goes up it went down

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so large that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

[serene marsh]

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so large she doesn't need the internet she's already world wide

[serene marsh]

THATS

actually funny

LMAO

[manic oriole]

ty!

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so large donald trump used her as the border wall

[serene marsh]

ur mum so fat shes fatter than nikocado avocado now thats an achievement

u can actually walk thought the border wall😭

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so ugly she entered an ugly contest but the judge said "sorry no professionals"

[manic oriole]

I dont get this one

also, ur mum's so dumb that u cant test her IQ u have to dig for it first

[serene marsh]

Its literally self explanatory

[manic oriole]

but its not funny

[serene marsh]

Yo mum so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

ur mum jokes arent meant to be funny

they are dead jokes

[manic oriole]

ya they are

theyre supposed to be clever

[serene marsh]

they’re funny cuz they stupid

[manic oriole]

like this one

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so stoopud she stayed up all night trying to catch some sleep

[manic oriole]

ur mom's so large when she goes to the beach the tide comes in

[serene marsh]

ur mum so fat, shes fat

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so stoopid she went to the apple store for a big mac

[serene marsh]

HELP

LOL

IM

Yo mums so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed

WHeezing

[manic oriole]

ur mom's so large that weight watchers like to go over and stare

[quasi oxide]

I win

[serene marsh]

no me

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so old her bday cake causes global warming

[serene marsh]

Your mums so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

[manic oriole]

oh my god thats so good

what

I'm so stealing that for the future

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so large she broke the 256 block limit in minecraft

[serene marsh]

Your mums so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

[radiant sundial]

how did this chat go from may and evol being lovers and talking about asu's big brain to ur mom jokes...

[quasi oxide]

bc yes

[serene marsh]

what is this monstrosity

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so fat steven hawking determined that she'd decay into radiation in 5 1/2 billion years

[quasi oxide]

it's called minecraft

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

ur mum's so silly when she wanted to play football she went to the bank to get a quarter back

ur mum's so fat she has moss growing on her south face

[serene marsh]

omg may there after u too, run😰

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so gross she made ice cube melt

[serene marsh]

oh no 😰😰😰😓😨

they kept harassing me😭

save me bby 😰😰

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[serene marsh]

i cant i had pink😰

[radiant sundial]

i wish i could play mm :')

[manic oriole]

ur mom's so ugly she doesn't need a holloween costume

[radiant sundial]

but i don't have my controller on me cri

[manic oriole]

shadowwolf what happened

oh

ha

I'm in class rn so I cant play either

[radiant sundial]

oof

[manic oriole]

learning about implicit differentiation

calculus

[radiant sundial]

wth is that? ;-;

[manic oriole]

how to find Y or X without isolating it, basically

its derivatives

[radiant sundial]

i literally didn't understand any of that..

[manic oriole]

if u havn't done college level calculus yet then that makes sense

[quasi oxide]

ur mom so large when she went to school she sat next to the whole class

[radiant sundial]

i don't even know what calculus is ;-;

[manic oriole]

ur mom's so large that a hug is forever

[radiant sundial]

i'm only in high school :')

[manic oriole]

math but more

[manic oriole]

ya u learn precalc in highschool

[quasi oxide]

calculus is math

[radiant sundial]

;-;

i hate math..

[serene marsh]

here u can learn calculus also not just calculus, all before u graduate

bath sucks😾

math*

imagine learning calculus algebra and geometry in different years

[manic oriole]

lol

[radiant sundial]

owo

[manic oriole]

crazy

[errant nexus]

AnAbsurdlyLongName#8264 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[serene marsh]

oop

😭😭

[radiant sundial]

f

[quasi oxide]

yo don't curse >:(

[serene marsh]

algebra was easy🥱

[radiant sundial]

yeah what she said

[quasi oxide]

oh yea how about you algebra dee z nuts

[manic oriole]

what

what did i say

[radiant sundial]

idk

[serene marsh]

interesting.. 📸

[manic oriole]

did u get it?

can u dm it to me?

nvm ig

[serene marsh]

rip😔

2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3 quick maths

[radiant sundial]

._.

[serene marsh]

that was my favorite song at a point in my life

also the most embarassing point of my life

[manic oriole]

very embarassing

[serene marsh]

i thought it was so cool too LMAO

my cringe 11 y/o self

[manic oriole]

I knew a friend who liked it at 16

like 4 years ago

[radiant sundial]

owo

[quick wraith]

Ive been playing like ass 🗿

[radiant sundial]

f

[manic oriole]

same

these r my monthly stats

[radiant sundial]

i haven't played in like 4 days :')

[quick wraith]

How does hosting mm games work is there like certain number of people you have to have

[manic oriole]

u mean like a cs?

[quick wraith]

At least 3 right

[manic oriole]

bc u can do a cs with only urself

[quick wraith]

Oh

[manic oriole]

ya

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[rose hull]

Need 30K

[civic ledge]

Youre like 3rd in all time elims now right?

[rose hull]

I think so yeah

[civic ledge]

Nicee

[civic ledge]

I just been in mm for a bit for the first time in like 2 weeks

Took me like 25 minutes

To not get office

And the one time i dont

The murd instant q's

Have i missed out on something or smt cause mm seems way more hellish rn

[radiant sundial]

oh?

[civic ledge]

Or is it just that im in eu late at night

[radiant sundial]

i haven't played mm for like 4 days ;-;

[civic ledge]

Cause there is literally NO variety left in this game its always office

[radiant sundial]

f

[civic ledge]

And if it isnt the murd instant q's

Or does nothing

[radiant sundial]

._.

welp

last time i played mm was in na with my gf qwq

which was 4 days ago

[civic ledge]

I think im definitely to the point where im seeing the boredom in mm after so much time spent on it

How like asu has 25k+ wins mostly on her own is beyond me

Gonna try hide for the first time in a month the game where most eu hide mains hate me so hopefully i dont see them lmao

XD

[fresh stump]

Solution: just remove office

Nah but I would like ppl to vote warehouse or something instead

[civic ledge]

No

The solution is

Remove map voting

On all games

Completely random

[fresh stump]

Just randomly chooses

[civic ledge]

Just like just build topic

That way

More variety

[fresh stump]

That could honestly work

If you wanna pick a certain map play ds

Cs*

[civic ledge]

Lmao xD

[fresh stump]

You could also play the ds

Might struggle to play hive tho

[serene marsh]

MM right now

[radiant sundial]

._.

me not even able to play mm because i don't have my controller rn:

[manic oriole]

idk, u just gotta vote

I'm getting my maps (spaceship, toyhouse, manor, office in that order) prob 3/4 of the time

lots of toyhouse with some spaceship, office, and manor and then little bits of eso and warehouse

a lot of the time my map wins with 1 vote so ig people just aren't voting or something

[radiant sundial]

i always vote but since i haven't been on i cant vote ;-;

[manic oriole]

sadge

[serene marsh]

[manic oriole]

thats not patriotic u gotta always vote even if u aren't on

[radiant sundial]

;-;

how-

[manic oriole]

ig u gotta find a way

[radiant sundial]

thats physically impossible

[manic oriole]

but its also American!

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[civic ledge]

Not right now

All the bloody time

[vestal arrow]

It’s been that way ever since office was released

[civic ledge]

Not really ive had it since october

[serene marsh]

What if for April fools day all the map names were “office”

[vestal arrow]

We also are different regions

[civic ledge]

I remember september and some of october were generally office free

[civic ledge]

You play a fair bit of eu too tho remember

[vestal arrow]

Not too much

And everytime I do it’s always office

[civic ledge]

Oh

[vestal arrow]

The second office was released it was the main map that was voted

[civic ledge]

Which is why i hate map voting existing lol

[vestal arrow]

Or if we got new maps

[serene marsh]

Witch school was okay

[civic ledge]

Wouldnt do much i think

[vestal arrow]

Witch school 🤌

It would give another map to play on ? Seems a lot to me

[civic ledge]

People will still vote office like no tomorrow

Dont get me wrong a new map is awesome

But we wouldnt see it much

As 90% of games would be Office Won with 1000000 votes!

[vestal arrow]

Coming from someone who has been around for every map release, trust me it would.

[civic ledge]

Hm

Were any maps released after office?

Or is office the newest permanent map

[vestal arrow]

Spaceship was after office

[civic ledge]

So only spaceship has come after?

[vestal arrow]

No then museum

Then eso and witch school

Then ofc you have seasonal village

[civic ledge]

So 3 permanent maps and 1 map which was permanent but then made seasonal for no reason at all

[serene marsh]

Which has that out of map glitch n.n

[manic oriole]

village u could get onto the houses

[vestal arrow]

Yeah then they fixed it

Rip

[civic ledge]

Maybe a new map would tone down the office rates for a bit

But once hype dies down

Its back to office nearly every game

[manic oriole]

didn't they also nerf the hiding spots on office

[vestal arrow]

A new map would 100% lesson the office votes cause everyone would be voting for the new map

[manic oriole]

there used to be ladders on the bookshelf in _ted's office but there arent now

[dreamy temple]

new small map when

[vestal arrow]

When the only maps were office manor and warehouse omg it was horrendous. All it was every game every day was office. One of the reasons why I don’t like that map so much.

[civic ledge]

Id still prefer no map voting at all so that its completely random what youd play on

[manic oriole]

nah then we'd be stuck with warehouse 1/7th of the time

[civic ledge]

I love warehouse the way teamers love office

If i see warehouse

I vote for it

[manic oriole]

why

[civic ledge]

Id love warehouse every game i played

[serene marsh]

I remember that glitch were you could get stuck in that certain spot in warehouse

[vestal arrow]

Oh yeah

[civic ledge]

Warehouse is by far my current fav map

Didnt even see it once

In like 40 minutes atleast of playing tonight

3 times

Werent office

2 of them were murd instant q's

[vestal arrow]

NA barely had office tonight

[civic ledge]

Wow

Shocking

[vestal arrow]

It’s cause it’s not booster time yet lol

[civic ledge]

Ah

Idek when theyre on anymore i forgot how this game even worked for the first 5 minutes

[manic oriole]

wdym "booster time"

theres a time?

[radiant sundial]

hm

[civic ledge]

When the awful players start to lither the games

And the office-apocalypse starts

[manic oriole]

and wdym "tonight" its so early its mid-afternoon for cali and early evening for the east coast

[vestal arrow]

I’m mountain time lol

[manic oriole]

oh

where?

whats that

is that central?

[civic ledge]

Oh btw rainbow

Did u not see me in that one lobby

[vestal arrow]

Prefer not to say specifically in the public server lol

[manic oriole]

no I mean whats mountain time

I've never heard of that time zone before

[vestal arrow]

I crouched at you?

[civic ledge]

Oh

[vestal arrow]

Hmm let me see how to explain it

[civic ledge]

I didnt notice

[vestal arrow]

Do you live in the US?

[manic oriole]

ya

[civic ledge]

The only game where the murd didnt q on a map that wasnt office lmao

[vestal arrow]

Colorado.
Montana.
New Mexico.
Utah.
Wyoming.

Those states are mountain time

[manic oriole]

oh

so middle of the continent

I see

[vestal arrow]

Yes

[manic oriole]

so its about 6:30 for u right

gotcha

anyways whens booster time then

[vestal arrow]

For me starts at like 11pm

Maybe 10

[manic oriole]

ahhh so Im prob not on then

bc bedtimes

k ty

[vestal arrow]

Np

[true flare]

any of yall play on computer?

[civic ledge]

Nah im ps4

[true flare]

anyone else weep when you saw the hive mc server was shut down on pc?

i did

it was me barry

[radiant sundial]

no i play on xbox ;-;

[serene marsh]

Xbox

[civic ledge]

I didnt even know hive existed until 23rd november 2020

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[true flare]

i also play on xbox but i bought for the computer the other day

[radiant sundial]

witch school owo

[civic ledge]

Miss that map

[radiant sundial]

i haven't seen that map in forever

[civic ledge]

Same

Ig

[radiant sundial]

i was like level 30 or something when i last played on witch school..

[civic ledge]

I was lvl 100 cause it was october

During that month

[radiant sundial]

oof

[civic ledge]

Idk how i was able to play so much mm back then :')

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

I had a week with witch school when I first started playing hive and then never again bc that was like november

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

When i started playing mm properly (july 2021) i saw witch school

[radiant sundial]

oh

[civic ledge]

I remember cause when i was like lvl 4

I always got confused

Between manor and witch school

[radiant sundial]

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