#🕵・murder-mystery
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i have the propose emote
so i marry a lot of people
9 times outta 10 they say yes
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nice
most ive ever been was 3rd
@serene marsh way to go 😊
ty
its impossible to be first because whoever is first, they play mm 24/8
non stop
and i cant do that so im never gonna be first sadly
ah yes 8 days a week
25 hours a day
Zlightning is was a big prestige grinder when it came out
lightnings going for 8k wins lol
He told me 6k
showed me a plan n everything lol
?
haters gonna hate
I'm not a hater
Matther knows how to play the game
He is a perfect player
My MS account has glitched
When i go to my xbox library from the internet
It shows that i own bedrock edition
When i go to ms store
It makes me download the demo
i was exaggerating
Thats not exaggerating
I don't even know how you consider this as a considerable thought
I was jk
yigit calm down you don't have to be so negative
all the time
No one asked
ignore him at this point
How did you come to the conclusion of i'm i cannot even play the game because of a Bug in MS Store
UWP is horrible
Memory leaks
DRM issues
He said that i'm boring bro
Like
Where did you come to the conclusion
im a girl btw
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Use they/them if u unsure then
That doesn't change my point
That doesn't give you credit
Not every gamer is a boy
well if they go by may then thats most likely their name ._.
They?
f
So you're sexist
I thought i was a boy XD
EH
Im joking lmao
Thanks xD
I'm 10000% a girl lmao
lmao
I lost them after reading console peasant quotes about PC's
👀
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A nintendo fanboy said that Steam is shovvelware
why are u thanking me for saying a fact
While nintendo being the king of shovvelware
LMAO
hmmmm
hmmmmm
hmmmmmm
hmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmm
ok I'm gonna stop before I get muted again 😅
LMAO
Reason: Bad word usage
oof
Reason: Bad word usage
sorry ;-;
how
hm?
wdym?
nvm
@serene marsh
I said the word twice to make sure that I knew what it was
@peak sparrow
?
ima say it
lol
is your alt xredpvps
No
oop-
he said hes you
He's lying, he isn't
how you know
Idc tbh I've seen so many people tell me someone called xredpvps was claiming to be me
Couldn't care less just don't believe him
hm!
Uh idk lol
Is mm ever on topic
Like honestly
no
Outside clips shares
lol
This chat is never on topic
true lmao
bee
smol
be
Idts 
Yeah except from clips, this chat is hardly on topic, and nobody cares lmao
I remember when I first joined discord Hive, a person told me to shut up and go to #🐝・hive-chat because I was being off-topic
Also just in case if someone's wondering I just get my clips from my own YT channel. Too lazy to do recording other than YT 🥱
imagine being able to use shaders couldn't be me :')
Well it sucked for me because although the recording shows it's perfect, in reality it's like super laggy
When I shot that yellow steve in game he is floating in mid-air and I checked on recording. 100% luck, that was
hmm
y u move like that tho
I was too lazy to use the mouse and I only played with the keyboard
fair enough
oop-
Okay good cause you said “thx” and text tones are hard to tell
Would never do it on purpose 👍🏻
Fair enough
But dw ik when someone do it on purpose and when they dont
Alrighty 
Hf and gl in your next games tho!
im w a dude who goes afk everygaem <3
He truly does
bluey guy
Oh I know
lightnings a fan of mine
I only know one Bluey and hes v toxic to me cause ive killed him in hide xD
LAMO
yesd
🤨
oaml
the graphics though! rescource pack?
🤔
from a bit ago but smootthhh
dayuuumm 😍
its what i use on java but then i added eyes to match my cat skin n stuff lol
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Wus wrong
👍
By obtaining 150 coins in one game
Yes
oml
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No it's a shader
ew the abs make me wanna throw up
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Go get some maidens
?
hello
Helo
hi
I bored
that sounds like a you problem lmao
glad to be of service 
I actually wanna suggest that:)
Hm im not sure
Within a day 90% of teamers would have collected that title
And try to prevent any known legit player from having it
Tbh any mm update would cause teamers to be increasing in their illegitimacy
And its already bad enough
Lollll
Hilarious
Yeah been silent since
Lmao yes tori thank you 
yw :D
No this kid targets me when he gets the chance
What if he's doing this in custom servers by himself? I mean he IS cropping the screenshots lol
mayb
Thats why i didnt believe it lol
He always targets us
Didn't stay much last night XD
πice
Imagine if they accept that request
Yuh I can see you thinking that. But their wouldn’t be a point to sending those if they were completely fake
You just have to have a lobby where ppl don’t do anything the whole entire round. Happened to me twice yesterday. The lobby was just chillin in the middle on office in both games.
You don’t gotta believe if you don’t want to
Yea but how?!
Idk
magic
Lol
I have seen 2 people doing this a few days ago
But how???!!!
cheating
i think theres a lot of clients you can do it with
Level 100 on 100 hate crimes I swear
Well with the screenshot you shared they need to have their name visible, but because you were the murderer obviously you wouldn’t be able to see the ign
If you have replay, you can go back to the game and just record and report like that?
i have another with his name on
okay not really
just the pause menu
with his name on the right
Either way, it has his name
i wanted to send both scenns but didnt work
If they can see the costume/skin and their ign it should be good :))
yes
sounds amazing
Yup 
Hacks lol
ya
That’s so annoying I bet
The hell these two get in...oh wait yeaaaah clipping into the glass :) (that smiling face means "Report Time")
sad fact is so many lvl 100s do we're all associated with teaming 
and NO you've never teamed while we've been playing
I know because I try my best to kill you guys first LMAO
"It's donut time"
👀
no, peasant
Unpleasant smh
Ya
i hate steves
That happens
#ihatesteves4lyfe
I’ve seen multiple lv 100 yellow steves in a singe lobby before
That stuff scares me so much
Also if u wanna avoid being targeted just swap to a costume at the start of every game
That’s what I do
If I’m ever not on mobile I might use that
omg
it will be a pain to type that every round tho 💀
i already have /q murder applied to my clipboard
Not being targeted is probably better than faster games
true but i only use it when i’m too lazy to queue fast
Omg
nah faster games better
Thats awesome
For ur stats? No way
im not wasting 10 secs of my life looking at 3 statues
U can also type /q murder in like 2 seconds if ur slow or cold
But idk
Alternatively just crouch in the lobby
Im fast
at queue-ing
queuing
how do u spell it
queueueueinf
queeing
queuing
its queuing
Queueueue
It’s like bananana where I just don’t know where to stop tho
banannanananannanannana
now the word queue sounds weird
yk when u say a word too much and u start to think abt it and u realise it sounds weird
Cue is also a word don’t forget
Ya like a movie
When u get cued for ur line it’s when u get given a signal to do it. When u queue for a line ur getting into the line
Also pool cues are the big poles u play pool with
Homophones lmao
im getting confused now
How so?
Lol
some guy got excluded today for bringing in a toy gun
Bc I have a British friend who does y believe I don’t like football
second of all, tea is leng so dont even
Leng?
bye
Youre british too may?
how did u know, i deleted it
oh wait nvm
yh i am
Sorry i have a problem with minecraft chat, someone can help me?
I have already tried with no risult
rip
Yep
I might be able to help u in #📩・archived-help-me if u go over there
Ok
@serene marshim going to bring some hot beans with 2.1 million scoville in my school
Reason: Bad word usage

watch your language gurl!
jelly beans that are deadly hot
wanna see apic?
sure
hot 
L
I was right this chat is always off-topic, no one cares and it's just weird 
Anyways at my 25% way to murd elim goal
Also 1/4 of the way for those who wants to make maths extra hard 
i was right that noone cares what u said 
Wdym you are right that no one cares what I said are you targeting me 👀
0.25
25\100
21/84
Also 100000000/4000000000
or 4,928,673/19,714,692
coulnmt see
ooh noice, i was in a cs once and i was the last person. In a panic i hit r (my keybind) and i hit the shot in 3rd person qwq
lolol
yeah it's weird that person post it every channels
@final sun hey um can you remove that because this guy just post every channels
Fr
What's that?
happy woman day 🔫
check #567329442360459265 rule 7
🔫
also whats the water gun signify
Oh ok I see it
Wait but what did May say to irl-info-ing?
She only said she got shot by a steve and it's a daily routine
woman day
@serene marsh sorry I nethered I’ll be back 1 min
Same haha probably gonna call if a night I got college in 7 hours maybe catch up tomorrow night
It*
Yeah sure
Take care
Gn
You too
Gn
Can I send you an f invite I wanna play murder more but it’s so boring solo so maybe we play together?
Yes ofc idm :)
Oki Ty
Always and enjoy your night 🌙
wholesome
yes
I keep crashing right before i win as murderer -_-
xd
I have returned
eh
u shot someone with "katniss" in their name but didnt make a joke about the irony of that
so are u really back?
Lmao , I have indeed returned to the wonderful fandom of murdering people :)
welcome back
Thank you very much
Very nice shot
Kabum
u tryna get me banned again?
they remove the vc
@snow belfry this is you?
maybe
When did I try to ban you I don't get it
U want me to say the thing that might get me banned
yea it is
the use name in here is the same in mc
they’re aware
oh
(:
Ugh what's the matter with human brains these days
People just /q when they murderer, and they shoot me because they either didn't know how to do /q or /hub
yes very annoying
Do people use a PVP texture to play Murder Mystery or do they use a non-PVP texture pack because you are mostly going to get the innocent role?
same
yea
I use a pvp pack and the shortsword makes it kinda hard to see the murderer xD
I use my own pack where the sword is the Zenith
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lol
well you tried to get him to stay multiple times
you even tried to bribe him once lmao
I just use the plastic texture pack because thats the only texture pack I have that I like
whenever i see him i always beg him to stay
oof
I don't really see him that much but I haven't really played mm as much as I used to
Im second place lolol
kindred is tryna beat me
im not gonna let her
she a teamer too
no shes not
she targets
she an adult yet she acts like a child
she targets her ex-friends just cuz she doesnt like them anymore
Hm
Idrk much on her targeting cause ive never seen it when ive seen her or when we play together
Yeah shes one of my best friends tho i know people have a problem with me befriending teamers
Its like romeo and juliet without the romance
Thats basically what the mm comm is
Teamers and nonteamers are divided and its like none from the either side can be friends without having eyes on them
lol
ive never read romeo and juliet
but i was studying shakespeare’s macbeth in school
Ye i did macbeth too
did u do an inspector calls too?
im doing that rn
its actually so interesting
theres so many plot twists
Romeo and juliet is basically 2 families at war and ofc romeo and juliet, both in those families fall in love despite the huge divide between their families
Basically what im saying is in the mm community if a teamer and nonteamer are friends its like theres a whole massive problem with that
Omg
I LOVED that topic
It was so good
Nearly everyone in our year made fake instagram accounts based on each character
^^
I’ve tried my best being nice to her, never works out
I’m even glad I have people that used to hate me In mm like me because I apologized
The best one someone did was big boy berling
if she doesnt give it back
LMAO
Wait
Noo its a book
Ohh I’ve never heard
Shoot need to use my old phone
Forgot i dont have my personal insta acc on this phone cause i never use that acc anymore lmao
Ahhh
u should read it its so interesting
its a play actually, not a book
u can watch it on yt
Will look into it 
yaaayayaya
this dumb steve saw me with a bow and shot me
i really hate steves
i have some sort of unique anger towards them
no
THEY
always
shoot me
their brains
are
non existent
have you ever thought steves have too many brains instead of none
ofc just look at their faces
incredible
Me and @stiff mist understand that immensely :'(
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^-^

Yellow Steve is ❤️
how!
But never mind it's dancing 😅
we planned all the dance steps before we did it
yes
was a 5 min dance too
my feet hurt after :/
Damn
yeah
They are the worst
But still funny
had a bit of a break
Theyre either a lvl 100 scared of being targeted or someone who has no clue what theyre doing
hahahzhahaha thats crazy
that's amazing I've had a few people want to do that dance w me too
wowie
um keep it pg??!! what has the world come to!1!1!🙄🙄
dont worry!!!! its a kid friendly dance
fun to with with family and friends <3
ah is it some sort of cultural dance
i’ll be sure to do it with my dad since he loves dancing
ah yes
😂
new hit tiktok dance
ofc you do she showed a video
😂
more leik hit twitter dance
fr
Lightning 
I dont think thats him
i thguht it was him but he wasnt there
i do have some clips w me and lightning dancing though!
I’m sure you do
LMAO
PFFT


onmly one i have
atm^
he wenmt crazy w the dance
was too much :/
Man’s was just vibin
@serene marsh
muted for a week LLLL
damn ur muted on this account too
he saw tho
said sh*t instead of shut

I swear accidentally and just get warned
lols just got targetted by kindred
Glad my keyboard does the opposite LMAO
She’s teaming with whoever that boy is 
prob her minecraft boyfriend
then defo
Shes single im p sure
Kindred gets her friends to always target me
I could imagine that
The fact she needs to get her friends to target y’all is hilarious
yep
fr
tho i don't get targetted
Not even y’all I would include myself in that as well
she 18 yet she acts 11 LMAO
no way
she prob just turned 18 and she calls me a child
i feel blessed 😻
Lmao in this generation you should
if I had the taunt, the Schadenfreude, then I would use that as an emote and laugh at them if they tried to target me and I kill them
the schaden what now
It's always that Kyxiled and BussinBussy
it's basically gloating almost/laughing
Manor is the best map in the game
Imo it’s Toy house
man u should’ve let her die
I should have
u would be doing all of us a favour
I will next time
good 😊
Office all day long
I’ve grown to like office tbh
Agreed
its my fav map
no
Museum is underrated
eso is the worst
no
I can’t decide if eso or spaceship is the worst for me
Kindred
Ohh
Spaceship and eso are the worst ones imo
Makes sense, people just have similar skins with the cosmetics and stuff so i just thought
respect 🙏
THIS.
FR
I q on spaceship at this point lol
Witch school 🤲🏻
- spaceship
spaceship and museum i q on
Warehouse is also cool
I dont blame ya
Spaceship has too many hiding spots
I agree
Every map is fine except manor and office
office is the best wdym
Star and I are manor haters
Thank you
I love manor
I cannot stand manor honestly
the door is that way 👉
It’s not that bad lol
I Murder best on there
psychopath
Office, Warehouse and Toy House I am the best at
Wise words from allxxyy 🙏🏼
LMAO
she said that in my server too
I’m laughing so hard
true tho
shes the next nikola tesla
it's like saying you are unique in everyway you wish to be
:D
Genius 🙏🏼
Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!
Warehouse is by far the best
wait why does that sound familiar
SHINJI!!!
oh
That sounds so familiar
Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles.[2]: 1.1 It is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science.
WHAT
i love quantum physics
YHEDP
yhedp 😻 x
Mm I see
OH
I KNOW
my friend drew that and posted on instagram and her caption was that thing u said
LOL
hi
hi
missing out on all the steve action
no brain cells in those pictures
@dreamy temple what happened to yatoroonie
@dim chasmroonie
hes not here
Theyre all matching whats not to love
left
said hes prob not coming back i think
hes grinding hypixel sky block n playing val </3
sad 🙁🙁
no
send me an invite
i meant to send something else it was an accident i promise dont mute me
invisibility :D
Its a yes go for me
Speed is my go to
u hate manor but like being murd in eso
weird child

rainbow just loves that invis and speed in manor
i shd know

you don't run you float :D
Whats your input tori?
yk me i don't rage that often, but if i do, there's a steve somewhere lol
reminds me, still need to go to primark :D
LMAO
true...
Yes yes yes

I thought it was you. That was not intentional at all, I’m sorry for that one
Tori I’m sorrrryyy 
office is ok if u can get coins fast and have immediate access to 3rd person at all times
Alrighty, just the murderer had a similar skin as you so I got it confused 😅
It’s working
Hello
Lmao same
👀
LMAO
i really have no idea what just happened :D
im muted 😭
Can i join you i need extra supplies too
oh
ofc there's plenty for sale lol
don't u just love it when the last person elims you and they go absolutely nuts :D
calm down bud 
mb ive just been playing way too long to get so excited 
in-game reporting + discord reporting should do the trick right?
Lol exactly
I got to 50! Yayzies but I heard that 50 is only 1/4 of the way to 100.

I don't like murderer, I just do /q... but if I had to choose, it would be office
Because although people can see you very easily, it's also very small, you could wipe out people in minutes
why would u q as murderer?
its stressful
u get loads more xp from killing than u do from playing normally, and its a death anyways
i sometimes do it
just ignore bows and run at people with ur knife
im 100 so idc if im m tbh
fair
Bruh, I am noob AND my death to elim is 8:1, and my throwing aim sucks and yeah
Btw that death to elim isn't correct, it's just a approximate 😕
but the free xp?
also the only way to get better is to try
also also I find that being murderer helps with my getting elims bc it helps me guess the murderer's path
Recently I’ve been getting shot with only 2-4 kills 
The Sheriffs I get have amazing aim
ya I went through that for a while, and then I started juking EVERY bow and while its annoying it helps me survive
also don't focus on 1 person and don't chase bows ever
I just got sheriff on eso and was on the lights and was about to shoot the murderer but then an innocent got in the way so I died, the hat was on the lights, and a bunch of innocents kept trying to get the hat but failing
so now im happy again
The only time i ever think of qing as murderer is manor
I despite being murderer on manor
Thank god when i am murderer its not manor alot
None of that
I just
hate manor
If im having a bad day
I consider q'ing if i get murd on manor
Its not that im bad at the map
I just purely hate it
I haven't posted clips here in a while, so heres 2 clips lol
Same as me, idk why
But unlike Starr, one of the reasons I hate manor is because I just suck at it
But it's ONE of the reasons
Another is probably because you can't see anything (I play at day, not night, and the sun's shining in my room, so)
So like me. But what light are u talking about?
Ahh I see
ya
I was talkin about when hat is on the trees. People try and fall to the ground XD
That's why I get sheriff hat a lot on Eso
Because yk, AS is kinda a region for beginners on Hive
eh, tree parcour is very obvious, the light parcour isn't obvious at all
and no I didn't know that I thought AS was for people living in asia
I don't even know how you even got on the lights
I live in Oceania, there's only 3 regions on Hive so, they put you in the closest region you are in
the leaves on the side, u drop down from the top floor and do a 3 block jump around a corner off the leaves onto the leaves u see on the side of the screenshot
Hmm can you pls send video? I want to see how you jump




