#🕵・murder-mystery
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- = god tier
it was nice knowing u kinz
Farewell kinzchan
I’m still here 
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dwarf star
I dont get it
Microscophic asu
when a star dies they become dwarf stars
that's the name so I'm making a joke
i get it thats funny
yes I am
its layered
like ogres
No youre not
asu is a very funny person lmao
damn
ik I'm not I'm hilarious
agreed
Just died to teamers good lord
@manic orioleah another cat boy I see
Glad im not on mm much
teamers are the worst 😒
Btw why did u ping me?
He died 👀
lol
Ohh ok
oof
my brain did like 2 hours ago
lol
Sorry to hear that
rip
👀
My brain died when i was born
damn thats an f
dam u got a brain? lucky
mine got lost in the mail
babies have smooth brains like their skin starr it doesn't count
This Rex guy really needs to stop q’ing all the time 
It all started on the day of my actual birth..
lmao is that one of those movie intros?
Matthew always has a smooth head cause bald
"you're probably wondering how I got here"
true that
No its doof

phineas and ferb
oh
Lol
makes sense
my name is doof and youll do what I say whoop whoop
your pfp says otherwise matt
.
just none on ur head?
bc u grew through it all
get it stuck in starr
No not really
yknow you want it
I didnt grow up with that show
oof
The first time i remember watching it was when i was like 12
then take off the hood Bald28Eagle
lmao
wigs don't count matt
"needs a haircut"
The shows i grew up with were early naughtie legendaries 😌
that's fake hair
make one
Bet nobody here ever heard of Little Robots
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I've heard of it
I think I've heard of it
Beep beep boop
.
mitthiw
Technically i am a robot animal
mutthuw
no but fr there was like a little blue robot w a red ball on its head i think in it
ur mama
mytthyw
Alr fine yes u know it lol
myth boy
ur papa
ha
im so tiny and petite uwu 🥺🥰
He had a broke arm but he made it good then fixed his friends like robots should
ur brotha
Wait
ur grandpa
ur bestie?
Did anybody
alr I'm heading home sistas
ur uncle
Watch
can I not crash all the godamn time 
Either of the super mario shows
u can
switch to geico?
I just did in the game we had together
ur nanna
that one kid u met 4 years ago but have forgotten about who owns a cookie
lolol
ur um.. uhhh I cant think of anything ;-;
Gonna go do more tw baii
ur grandpas dogs sons aunts brothers fish’s sister
.
:)

ur step sista
PFFT.
joe biden
I just got shot by a stupid inno
ur step brotha
may dont follow me and maybe u wont get shot smh
SAD🤓
shut it
ur mama
ur step mama
kidding im not playing mm rn
ur dad
what about my mama
ur step motha
ur 5th cousin twice removed who died 3 years ago for not giving me a cookie
ur step everything
ur dad
hint hint
uwuwuuwuwu
owo
ew ew
qwq
i hate furries w a passion
hm
lol
even worse
awe why
jk
even better >;))
I'm a catgirl >:3
sus
Lol my fav pet
I also love cats :3
Yeet
I have a sweetheart of my own who always says hi when I come home <3
nice
and her lil biscuitss
send pictures
switched perspective and this what i see
where do you send cat pics at
I have 2 cats
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his dead body
hm

I do not have a pet cat atm, last one I had scratched me on the foot and was really mean tbh
oof
guess ur not a catboy
lol
the cats dont approve of you
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no no it was just that cat
nah
lmao
it was against the world
uh uh
#cancelled
lol
Lol
ya
never
#ohemgeehesnotacatboy
he got canceled lmao
canceled
hairstyle
fake
boom
fake ears owo
damn
r u serious with the ‘owo’
they're real believe me
hm?

hmmm ok then..
No
owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo
no u
cri

I guess you cant put gifs here :')
True
oh well I tried lol
booo
hm
Idk if I have any gifs as files
oof
but they probs won't work either lol
I have a lot of seri pics but not many gifs, I have a few on google drive but that is about it
one sec lemme get a reverse card image lmao
I should crop the black edges out-
This is my card
Yea potentially, not hard to do tbh, if you have microsoft photos makes it easy imo
no
I already cropped it lmao
Yes
there now its better
Lol
no
my headset battery is low
Yes
I'm already playing mm

just finished
ima gts now
byeeeee
awe
well we can play if you want
cyu
night night
we can if you want I don't really mind :3
Baka
Go play with her dude
sent friend req
I already added you
oh btw I'm trans so my voice sounds male @astral umbra ;-;
lol it's fine, I can't hear you though
kk
I'm back
Hi guy just wake up from the death
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Can i share that cry with you 😭
sure lol
L
just make ur voice higher smh, if my previous bestie could do it then everyone can
oh rip
I'm pretty sure if u keep putting ur voice a bit higher up to the point where it starts to crack and stuff and practice talking up there it gets easier and then u just keep going higher
thats how I was able to sing chrismas carrols in the correct octave last year
just, u know, like 8-9 months of practice when ur home alone
.
well, good luck
but also never be ashamed of ur voice bc its perfect just the way it is
Without turning mm into a lgbt discussion,, Its a different view and meaning for transgenders lol
Same haha
God cant hear u xd
:D
I can dream! :c
Then go dream
ok

I wish
Your wish is not come true :P
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Try again next time :D
welp
Chat is sleeping zzzz
hm
If it okay what atm ;_;
In like 20 games its either been inactive murderer, murd instant q's or theres teamers
Ohhh
When a sweaty tw lobby is actually better than mm 😑
Yo
sips tea
dows coffee
.
becomes caffeine
Top 3
Murder Mystery superb
sips juice


Congrats

thanks
@uneven merlin you're welcome
Hive-Murder-Mystery

where r u in wins ?
my deaths r so embarrassing again oh mygod
Uncapped Xp
just try to play your best
?
This was definitely a first
Ok pls someone bleach my eyes out thanks
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Murder Mystery
Nah its good i think
Something other than office getting over 10 votes
Same
sips tea ah chat is sleeping
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I've seen 12
and I forget what map it was for but it was a cheeks map so i was sad (hide and seek tho, not mm)
but only 16 voters?
what
Hive+ votes count as 2
ye
So if i vote for warehouse and warehouse won with 2 votes i was the only one to vote for it
Honestly
I didn’t know either
I didnt know
Until Duncan told me
I think it was Duncan
If not, Tori
And ive had hive+ since i was lvl 61 mm
So a longgg time
I've known about that since I got hive+ lmao
Nicee
@restive basin
Tell your friends to stop teaming (if you’re with them that is)
Literally rn in the Eso Hotel
Xuijira and those two ninja turtles 
Lols
Mm good
What do you want?
oh idk then, i dont remember the name
I moved to NA anyways 🤷🏻♀️
They were in EU
now I feel bad, I just scared an innocent person
it happens
I just get boys crouching and looking up at me bc of my skin lmao
hell my cape is a chainsaw I'm not trying to look 'cute'
u sure its not bc u killed them each like 5 times in the previous game?
no clue I don't care to remember random people I elim
Ofc u are
whut
Ye me too
Nvm sorry for ping u
But I only know about /q like just a few weeks ago on here 😂
@radiant sundial can you see my chat at all?
In hive ?
Yeah I’m muted there, at least for now that is
didnt u count and it fixed?
Yup
so
usually you get muted again soon after
the obv test is to look at chat, if u see people chatting then u aren't muted but if u dont then u prob are
That’s not how it works
I never get mute :D
she means she's texting in the chat but doesn't know if it's going through to others
since it doesn't say
It’s not going through cause nobody is telling me if I’m unmuted
Then just count 1 to 100
100 would be too far tbh
Oh..
1-15 would be okay
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Count to 50 then
youre better off going into a cs and saying things like 'I love your skin' 'great game' 'good night'
Wouldn’t be good
The person below me is weird
I don’t have anybody to go into a cs with that’s online
DAMN
I removed everyone
kinz why I was supposed to be the weird one
Ohhh that hurt 
well I can get on to help
Why ?
Uh i don’t want them getting involved in my drama that happens here
They don’t need it
Ohh okay
Asu she can get on and help u
yes I said that
@viscid jacinth Are you talking about how u are worried your texts aren't going through to anyone?
My message went though before yours 

Yeah. I get muted for no reason sometimes
ik that's why I said damn ;-;
OH LMAO

I just see ur text and gone
Sureee
I don’t need it 
heheh
Ouch ;-;
It finee
Hmm that's a weird glitch
Idk if it a glitch
I think it is a glitch, or it may be a bug, or a connection problem
sips tea

ya if I had a crosshair and could shoot in an instant I'd never die
sorry im salty rn I keep crashing and its ruining my elim/death for the month
oh god your skin
Roblox skin
A normal day in Murder Mystery
.
The montage nobody asked for
Cool elims 👏
When someone sneak to someone all other comes too
lol
hm..
Haven’t seen this in a while
When I first started I would see that most games
But I haven’t seen anyone go there for ages
I hate hackers ;-;
I remember one time I was murderer and I tried to kill someone and they just phased through the floor like it was nothing ;-;
no me neither... mainly its SW, TW or SG hackers xD
My players are lagging on the server. but there is no ping, does anyone else have this? Version 1.18.2
Innocent trains never happen for me.
Just got m 3 times in a row-
my message got deleted, but this is literally a channel to post clips.
ty :)
Niceeee
I hate murderers that camp sheriff
Most likely your chunks had trouble loading and you fell through the map. Nothing we can do to fix it unfortunately. Please requeue if this happens 👍
I didn’t fall through, the Steve did. I just teleported to them
I guess it’s kind of just an instant win lol
Oh 😅
It was most likely that's what happened to them then
they won't ever queue sadly
Just a little meet up Lol
Murder Mystery
i saw so many of those people in my murder mystery phase like what is the point 
Idk I actually don’t understand how it’s fun to just go outside the map and wait for 5 minutes for the game to end to get 1 win
anticheat in a nutshell won't kick no clippers but will kick someone for jumping on a flower pot
lmao
it even kicks me sometimes for keeping speed and doing little parkour jumps 🥲
I do that everytime xD
LMAO
this guy said i am bad so i asked him for a bo2.
💀
theres no way thats for real
that has to be done ironically, bc noone would think that would work
theres just no way
._.
idk about the gameplay here but that was the fastest "gg" I've ever seen
wait hold up, I'm going framebyframe and I dont see u type gg
Im so confused
hive mm = dating app
FR
it is
I know someone who says ‘gg’ really fast when a games done
its like
a mod thing
automatic gg
ohhh
that maks sense
automated ggs kekw
wait isn't that going to get u hated by mojang's chat filter?
Idk
bc it hates spam
its not really spam
Underaged Kids be like
so, for example, I got muted for saying "gg" after every game
its just saying gg after a rounds won really fast
the hive filter system just needs improvements
also I dont doubt the authenticity of this screenshot, I doubt that a person who unironically asks for grlls on a mc game really exists
nah its microsofts one
the ghost mute one not the hive one
👀
ive gotten a weird messagw before
👀
Yep.
EWWWWWW
ok I resign from this convo
🏳️
but also whys the profile pic that girl from halo?
actually nvm
new topic someone?
Minecraft has default pfps people can choose from
someone in a hub I was in yesterday asked for a gf it's common
but who would ever think that would work?
also what kind of person would respond favorably to that? is that kind of person really ur target demographic?
nvm I admit hornis are silly and I don't really know
there are children that's true so they may not know
auto gg
@serene marsh u down for mm?
yo I remember that parrot, I used them as a meatshield for an elim a few days ago
LMAO rip
Also the girl I shot was in fact moving btw, i just took a picture to see how close it was
Did you just
no
Take a photo of your phones screen
whatever it is, no
The idea of kids in Hive is hilarious (as in like not teens)
Instead of a screenshot
sometimes screenshots crash, thats another reason
No i just asked
imagine mobile 💀 jk
I’m pretty good for mobile imo
Some mobile players play good
cant even switch bows when u aim
bite me
I mean yeah?
But when they are compared to a pc gamer
whad
Mobile has some disadvantages but idrc
😅
its fight me but less mean
average hie enjoyer
man
hive*
imagine having to look directly at someone to hit them
minecraft free hack unlocked apk hack free mediafire download
im grinding for the monthly lb sorry
Well anyways, anyone can be good let’s not get into a whole argument 😅
ah np
agree
should i ask my mom for 10 dollar paysafe
whats a paysafe
paysafe card?
?
i dont have paypal
neither do i
I’ve never heard of paysafe either
neither
just like google play or else, its for all devices
oh
only in germany probably
ya ask the woman who raised u for an eternity for more money
i have a debit card but my mum doesnt allow me to use it 😕😕
sure
why u got it then
For when im 18+
I have a debit card but im too lazy to type in the numbers
💀
just 3 years to go!
imagine not being 18+ kekw
Your mom could always give you a credit card so you can build your credit
shush
Would be good to do at your age tbh
i mean... im 3?
yoooooo same
noo not 3
u need to be 18+ for credit card tho right?
im actually 2 1/2 but who's counting
63
Depends!
ok boomer?
💀
instagram bots are moving to xbox lmao
lmaoo
kekw
Ah sorry may, guess it is 18 my bad 😅
i have nearly 700 subs on yt
Nice
that's alot of sandwiches
thats pretty good
u learn something everyday
i have no vids tho lol
i used to upload edits
i need to type faster smh
susu*
Tbh, my mom would give me a credit card and gives me like 20 euros every month. She would prob say like do whatever you want with the money but if its gone, you have to wait another month or like that
u mean debit card?
debit what
a debit card
"krdit karte"
credit card is something from the bank
kredit*
its a credit card but not on credit it draws from a bank balance
where u can get loans i think idk
u cant overdraw
ah
You put a balance onto the credit card each month I think
I thought it was the bank who puts money on ur credit card
ya credit cards u pay off the loan at the end of the month, debit u have a set amount in the bank that u can use with it
whats pixel paradise
guys google does exist btw
debit card is personal and credit is bank
google explains stuff too hard
credit card provider not bank necessarily
Adulting is too hard imo LMAO
...
they use like adult terminology
I havnt matured or grown in 6 years but i still understand google
im still 12 mentally
why dont we learn purchasing in houses and the lawyer stuff in school
atleast in mine
or taxes
bc thats what friends are for
did the maths and ik how old u are now hahahah
what friends 💀
oh nooooooo a 15 yr old grll knows my age
NOOO LISA
😱😱😱🥺
HOW U KNOW MY NAME!?!?!?!?
💀
👀
pull over to germany
Reason: Bad word usage
bruh
F
the acronym with w t and f is illegal btw may
it was a joke.
i didnt say that
i said
lmao with an f
oh
hows my english tho 💀
its very good
yeah
got an 1 💀
its actually amazing
ur english
whats "got an 1" mean
1 is like the grades in germany 1 is the best 6 the worst yk
u got really good then
whad
in america A is the best
or well i guess U (ungraded) is the worst
we do things differently hehe
^^
i think everyone knows that
im only 14 💀
funny how I am main EU but am from the US lmao..
thats like the worldwide grading system
instead of measuring by metres per kilometre, we do freedoms per eagle
yeah
atleast i can go to england and survive lol
Do you guys always have to like wear uniforms or no
yes
Oh wow
ayo? That’s kinda cool tho
im in slytherin
Tysm! Tbh, i learned most of the English Language by watching yt
ok mods I tried no ban pls
well done im proud :)
i always-
Hufflepuff Gang 💪🏻
yes
gryphindoor
I hate my house but i like the colour
oh right, yall need to wear uniforms... sucks right?
nah
bottle uf wota 💀
bofa?
id rather wear uniform than choose what to wear for an hr every morning
i usally wear the same for a week and switch overtime
We should take this convo to off topic
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
i could never
yeah
How did i know you would say this
if you get the reference
na susu I've already got u doxxed bc ur ping
bc yes kinz
i shower every 2 days so i wont smell lol
dont worry
they will prob still think its ur location
you saw my lag that one eso lobby
@serene marsh#312189959673217034 ?
trust me it wasn't that bad before
theres more ppl here
off topic is dead
don't tell people where I live
sorry
alright
🤐
Imagine living in Antarctica
Reason: Bad word usage
u live in oklahoma
NO
HA
HA
ohmygod
that offended me
wrong
i live in antarctica
russia
u live in texas nebraska
Wow
wrong
Deeply apologize
apology accepted
lmaoo texas nebraska😭
love it here in antarctica
was I right tho?
those are two completely different places
and penguin for dinner
thats offensive! my grand grand grand gradn grand grand grand grand grandpa died there in 1823!
Oh sorry 😰😰😨
What a hero 😔
Bearpizza
get banned 💀
no not cancelled!!!
bancelled
adoption
banned + cancelled
i dont wanna lose my 600 subs 😣😖😖
Lmaooo
Iceland better
my boblox account i cant see my bf.... im no slender anymore....
Fun fact: iceland was made by volcanic magma

what country should i say in german
alabama
grumble volcano
alabama.
Greenland more like Snowland
Not Alabama.
thats it
Sweet home alabama
Yeehaw
Amogus
ur mom more like ur dad
Haha asu so FUNNY
IKR
EX DEE
Verräter unter uns = Among us 💀
el em ae oh
el äm äi ou
i know my abc’s beat that 
say them backwards
you got me there
anyone wanna play murder with me?
lmao
i don’t mind, but I will crash a lot
theres a guy in one of my classes who doesnt know his abc’s LMAO
u kid are 6 level 💀
That’s sadd
not even joking
kinz same
He’s 15 too
KinzMcd more like KrashMc
Bruh what
he’s one of the class clowns tho so makes sense
Changing my name to this
yeah my school is dumb!
yeo
I learned my abcs kinda late but i couldnt help it :')
Why
Verbal Dyspraxia is awesome 
I dont remember past the age of 4
a be ce de e ef ge ha i jot ka el m en o pe qu er es te u vau we ix üpselon zet
thats the abc if u spell it it german.
LMAO PAST
i-i-i
what's your name
uhhhhhhhhhh
see
hilarious
OFFENSIVE
Not the uwu 😭
i furry
LMAO


