🕵・murder-mystery

[proud acorn]

essentially this

[patent rune]

are we actually supposed to talk about this in here?

[quasi oxide]

kai didn't say anything

[civic ledge]

Isnt mm always offtopic tho lol

[patent rune]

true

[fringe swan]

True

[proud acorn]

this was a video i took because it was very amusing, but you can also see that both of the people i was playing with crashed because of it https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612796272134586378/638951162912964609/Minecraft_2019-10-30_15-01-50_Trim.mp4

[frank wasp]

aint nobody gonna pay like 10/month for one of the cheapest ranks ☠️☠️☠️

[faint prairie]

yea even i used to crash on xbox and my old pc cause of it i will admit

[patent rune]

what in the name of- thats new

[faint prairie]

they arent against adding it back from what lewis said

[patent rune]

if I remember right lewis said they just need to figure out how to work with the new render engine

[proud acorn]

yeah, it was meant to be removed temporarily just so that people stop crashing, and once they can fix it they’d add it back

[patent rune]

something around those lines

[proud acorn]

it just isn’t a huge priority unfortunately

[quasi oxide]

nor is the whole mode not to be rude

[patent rune]

mmh

[quasi oxide]

they usually say stay tuned in the update channel matt

[patent rune]

the issue is, hive adds more and more gamemodes prioritizing new stuff over older stuff which makes it (and I mean no harm with my own opinion) kinda bad..

[quasi oxide]

and kai we know you aren't in charge

we aren't blaming you

[proud acorn]

i don’t have any info on any future updates splodger said here recently that of course mm will be updated in the future, just no timeframe as to when

how do you think i feel as a dr main </3

[quasi oxide]

mhn that's the thing since it's been years and if he said that and then doesn't keep the promise yknow-

[patent rune]

almost 2 years even

like the last real update was that tracker

which doesnt even really help tbf

[quasi oxide]

that and the afk kick

which is easily bypassable

hurt jump

just

[patent rune]

^

[quasi oxide]

perfect autocorrect samsung

[patent rune]

same tbh

like if we know there wont be coming something we wont be complaining anymore

at least not for a while

[quasi oxide]

just keep in mind that kai said themselves that splod admit he would sometime

so if he doesnt

[patent rune]

I would like a change in the lobby and mayhaps some new unlockables

maybe new ghost colors(?)

[quasi oxide]

yes that sounds fair

just no prestige that doesn't count as an update

[patent rune]

nah

that would bring hell upon MM

bro the target will be real

[quasi oxide]

thats tw for you tho

[quasi oxide]

like it isn't already for me

[patent rune]

its already hard enough in tw as lvl 56

[quasi oxide]

or sky

[patent rune]

I wouldnt need it in MM on that extreme levels too

[quasi oxide]

uh yea

what this account was made in earlier 2020

it would be way longer if my other account wasn't locked

[bronze cobalt]

How did you do this much hours of gameplay in 2 years

[patent rune]

play

a lot

[quasi oxide]

yes see

[patent rune]

non stop

[bronze cobalt]

I play csgo alot

I have 6375 hours

Since 2015

[patent rune]

idk how much playtime I have in MM tbh

prolly like 7k or sum cuz I have irl stuff to take care of

[fringe swan]

How do you even check that?

[quasi oxide]

at least 4 days

[patent rune]

idk lol

[quasi oxide]

you take your start date and math up the time it was from then til now

it doesn't exactly track that

[fringe swan]

Math plus memory got it

[quasi oxide]

yes that stuff

[civic ledge]

Math 👀

[quasi oxide]

them: let's add letters

think about it

and shapes

[civic ledge]

Algebra 💖

[patent rune]

25,438h

..

well uh

[bronze cobalt]

No?

[patent rune]

so much to me having an irl life

[bronze cobalt]

Algebra is "math"

Alphabet does not belong to math.

[civic ledge]

And math is 💖 💖 💖

[fringe swan]

Ik when I first started on mobile with the whole pandemic 💀

[patent rune]

lmaoo

[fringe swan]

True

[vague ore]

anyways ....

idk why people have issues with me

[fringe swan]

That’s ppl for you

[quasi oxide]

tbh I don't believe mine is right either heh

it probably thought I meant the whole day of everyday now that I think about it

[patent rune]

same here

I dont think we'll ever know our playtime

unless the hive devs manage to add it on the website

to show how often we played

[quasi oxide]

even then it wouldn't be able to guess our back then times

unless it just scales every match to being 5 minutes long

which ofc not all of them were

[patent rune]

I aint no website dev

[quasi oxide]

guess we just have to go by matches played

nor will I ever be

[patent rune]

god we're so gonna get dropkicked by one of the hive team sooner or later

like duncan last time 💀

[quasi oxide]

I think he voluntarily left this server

[patent rune]

I dont know actually nor do I care nor is it my buisness

[quasi oxide]

ah not to be that person but if you didn't care you wouldn't have mentioned it lol

[patent rune]

I just find it funny tbh

[civic ledge]

Yeah he left

Same reasons as Ulti

[patent rune]

thats what I mean LMAO

[vagrant phoenix]

Wait who?

[patent rune]

duncan

got yelled at by clank

once

[vagrant phoenix]

I see, for what reasons?
(Dm me if needed)

[patent rune]

mm yes.

[pallid apex]

Ass

[civic ledge]

And got called a smartass 👀

[vagrant phoenix]

Ahhhh

Savage

XD

[patent rune]

woudnt suprise me

[vagrant phoenix]

Nah me neither

[patent rune]

like we've done enough messups in this channel to make the whole staff team rage

looking at how many times we talk about the same thing and each different staff told us the same outcome

ik

[vagrant phoenix]

Oh there was one thing that @civic ledge remembers well as much as I...
The hit sounds whenever someone dies

[patent rune]

define

oh

[vagrant phoenix]

Yes yes

[patent rune]

o h t h a t

[vagrant phoenix]

When it's actually sounds from a game that I play in which the character gets hurt

That's what I used

Idc what they say, it's my game, I do what I like to it

[patent rune]

:scout_cringe:

oh.

well that backfired

[vagrant phoenix]

Yep

[patent rune]

pfft I just got such an hilarious animatic idea

but I cant animate 😭

[vagrant phoenix]

Ooof

Neither can I

[patent rune]

LMAO

[vagrant phoenix]

I edit videos as a hobby

[patent rune]

all I can animate

emotes.

[faint prairie]

this is just mad unlucky for this guy, if u get it then u get it

[oak matrix]

LOL

[serene marsh]

@eternal ridge

[vague ore]

This minecraft update is trash , makes everyone's movement so bad and my client doesnt work until they update their dll

🤦🏻‍♀️

[terse fern]

yes

[dreamy temple]

my mc automatically updated had to play one game with it it was so bad

downgraded though

[vital ridge]

My WiFi was so bad that I'm actually kinda used to the horrifically laggy movement, still want it patched but doubt that'll happen until like next week

[vague ore]

How do you downgrade my mc auto updated too

[dreamy temple]

ill send u the yt vid i followed oki

wait i lost it gimme a sec

[vague ore]

Okay haha cause my mc keeps crashing now everything so trashh

[bronze cobalt]

Seethe, Cope

[faint prairie]

ping @compact zodiac

i promise u now i clicked like a second before and it didnt register 💀

[compact zodiac]

LOL

[oak matrix]

LOL

foldoroonie BRO

[faint prairie]

stop

this is why i dont play na

[compact zodiac]

go play as bro

[faint prairie]

i play eu

[oak matrix]

excuses excuses

[faint prairie]

im never going asia

wait

did u not know i play eu

bro

[oak matrix]

i do

[faint prairie]

ik u do

youve seen me in eu

[oak matrix]

yes

[topaz shore]

My mc also automatically updated

[dreamy temple]

do u want the video on how to downgrade too?

[faint prairie]

do u not have auto update off

[dreamy temple]

idk

[faint prairie]

turn it off

itll just update again

[dreamy temple]

ill do it in the morning

[faint prairie]

it takes like 2s

[dreamy temple]

but

i can't reach my laptop rn so

[faint prairie]

imagine

[dreamy temple]

tomorrow!

[compact zodiac]

i do know i was making jokes

[faint prairie]

i was going to make a joke too but u left

[compact zodiac]

[vague ore]

I would have jumped so bad , also the bow wasnt working for me earlier today like the shots wouldnt register..

Thought I was just bad 😂

[quasi oxide]

in one night how fun

[serene marsh]

oh my gurl

she out here dying first

[quasi oxide]

the atro guy ended up adding me and dming me on the xbox app too

I didn't respond ofc

[serene marsh]

What did they say?

[quasi oxide]

smth in another language

[serene marsh]

google translate😭

[quasi oxide]

it didn't help

[serene marsh]

oh well

[quasi oxide]

yea but oddly enough every 100 has been requeueing when they saw me

[fringe swan]

They want easy games

[quasi oxide]

cringe

[serene marsh]

idk why most lvl 100s que

sometimes i be wanting to make friends but they hub or que :(

[fringe swan]

Dang :c

[quasi oxide]

one of them who's here I won't ping bc they probably don't want to talk about it does everytime too just idk why

I've only seen him like 5 times

[serene marsh]

[fringe swan]

Oop

[quasi oxide]

I wanna know if he thinks I'm a targeter tho since I've been accused before although they've never been in my lobby before :(

[frank wasp]

This you?? 🧐

[frank wasp]

that one koiusu guy?

[serene marsh]

oh heyyyy

[quasi oxide]

qlzlp or whatever it was

[frank wasp]

klpxyz?

[quasi oxide]

no

[frank wasp]

🤨🤨

[quasi oxide]

thats his name I swear

[serene marsh]

What was the point in ss?

[frank wasp]

I think he’s on my f list

[frank wasp]

you’re racist

be quiet

[serene marsh]

im not but go off

[bronze cobalt]

Gurl

[frank wasp]

you said “yuh”

[fringe swan]

I wanna play mm rn but to lazy welp

[quasi oxide]

relatable

[serene marsh]

cuz yuh

[bronze cobalt]

Debatable

[fringe swan]

Lawyer time

[quasi oxide]

order in the court

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

I'll have a shake and french fries

[fringe swan]

Bruhhh you makin me hungry and I already ate

[bronze cobalt]

Can i sleep please

[quasi oxide]

you're not you when you're hungry wendy

have a snickers

[serene marsh]

high key feeling pizza rolls rn

[fringe swan]

Don’t mind if I do

[bronze cobalt]

Do what?

[quasi oxide]

read the reply

[fringe swan]

Go to sleep then sir/maam

[fringe swan]

Have a snickers

[bronze cobalt]

lieutenant not sir or ma'am

[quasi oxide]

wut

[serene marsh]

[fringe swan]

Understood lieutenant yigitcan

[quasi oxide]

yigitcant go to sleep

[bronze cobalt]

Yes thank you

[vague ore]

Hey Fal! Lol

[bronze cobalt]

Is that neckbeard still around

[quasi oxide]

who

[bronze cobalt]

How many times do i need to bully him

[quasi oxide]

the flying dutchman?

[serene marsh]

LMAOOO

[quasi oxide]

what he said neckbeard and that's all I could have thought of moch 😭

[bronze cobalt]

Fat neckbeard

Thats what i call him

[quasi oxide]

that thing don't have a beard

I haven't watched land before time in ages I don't know the name anymore

[bronze cobalt]

He doesn't have a brain as well so...

[quasi oxide]

you're gonna anger someone

and then it'll go in a circle again

[serene marsh]

that was a good laugh😭

[quasi oxide]

that shouldn't have even been funny I was dead serious 😭

[serene marsh]

but it was still funny gurl

[fringe swan]

Which makes it more funny

[quasi oxide]

yaaaayyy

me being serious is funny ;-;

[serene marsh]

it wasssss

[fringe swan]

In a good way ofc ofc

[serene marsh]

^

[quasi oxide]

a good way,

mm I'll just take your word

bc yes

[fringe swan]

Oui

[bronze cobalt]

Asu is Chad

[quasi oxide]

what

[serene marsh]

👀

[fringe swan]

Biggest chad

[bronze cobalt]

Female version chad

[quasi oxide]

what even is that

a female chad

like the name

it wouldn't be chad

[quasi oxide]

I wish w my 5ft self

[fringe swan]

Stacy

[quasi oxide]

huh

[fringe swan]

It’s legit what google says lol

[quasi oxide]

bro no way

I'm going to google

[fringe swan]

Originally trixie

[quasi oxide]

you're right what

[fringe swan]

Welp guess you’re the biggest Stacy then

[bronze cobalt]

This is 20 times better

[quasi oxide]

but my names not stacy😭

[fringe swan]

Nor are you chad lol

[quasi oxide]

i-

well yea but I thought I said that

[bronze cobalt]

Shes chad girl female

Thing

Idk how to say it

[frank wasp]

asu is a soyjack

lmao

[fringe swan]

Idk but she has my respect now

[frank wasp]

xygit can is a soyboy

[quasi oxide]

what the hell is a soyjack

[fringe swan]

Don’t know maybe google does

[bronze cobalt]

Well i mean shes not a jks on the internet

[frank wasp]

How do yall not know this?

[quasi oxide]

features of a guy excuse me?

are guys 5 foot?

[frank wasp]

no

[quasi oxide]

exactly

[frank wasp]

only soylets are 5 ft

[bronze cobalt]

I'm 2.11

[quasi oxide]

you're just adding words to the dictionary

[fringe swan]

2.11?

[bronze cobalt]

Meter

[quasi oxide]

uhhh

[frank wasp]

in minecraft you are lmao

[fringe swan]

0.0

[quasi oxide]

welcome to america where we use a completely different thing to measure everything

[serene marsh]

[bronze cobalt]

Jackas* on the internet

[frank wasp]

shush soyboy

[fringe swan]

That emote is cuteeeee

[frank wasp]

you’re in love with asu

[quasi oxide]

oh I'm gonna watch that movie on the weekend

[bronze cobalt]

?

[quasi oxide]

not to be that person but aren't you mentioning me more than he is

[fringe swan]

Like a admirer🤔

[quasi oxide]

like those people who pretend to hate someone in order to hide other feelings

[fringe swan]

A tsundere?

[quasi oxide]

I

[serene marsh]

ikr im happy i joined the asterism server

[quasi oxide]

well I mean perhaps but that's not the one I mean wendy

[fringe swan]

True

Which one then?

[quasi oxide]

uuhh your mom

[vague ore]

Lmao it took me TOO long to get that joke 😭

[quasi oxide]

gottem

[fringe swan]

Knew it

[frank wasp]

original

[bronze cobalt]

Because you're incapable

You're a jackas* on the internet

[frank wasp]

stop bullying

[vague ore]

Am I?

[fringe swan]

Original

[quasi oxide]

hahaa

[frank wasp]

that server is cringe

[serene marsh]

like u

[bronze cobalt]

That server

[vague ore]

Bit rude mate

[frank wasp]

you misspelled “me”

[quasi oxide]

asterism is fun to say tho

[serene marsh]

its hard to believe ur 16 falliah

[bronze cobalt]

Which server?

[frank wasp]

“it’s”

[fringe swan]

What is asterism?

[serene marsh]

a server

[quasi oxide]

no idea what it means but yes a server

[fringe swan]

Too lazy to rewrite that question

[bronze cobalt]

I have a 17 year old xbox live account

[quasi oxide]

then use telekinesis

[fringe swan]

Nice

[quasi oxide]

to write it

[bronze cobalt]

It was my brothers

[fringe swan]

Aight

[bronze cobalt]

He gave to me i changed the nickname to this

[quasi oxide]

wait wouldn't that just pick the phone up or can it actually type

idk if that's how it works

[fringe swan]

Easy grab a stylus pen as well with it

[frank wasp]

yall are just mad i shot asu lmao

seethe

[quasi oxide]

ohhhh right

[fringe swan]

Yeee

[quasi oxide]

styluses I forgot those existed

[serene marsh]

^

[quasi oxide]

matt we had the talk remember

[fringe swan]

Oh didn’t know that kid said something

[quasi oxide]

just tell yourself he's another troll w nothing better to do and is obsessed w me for some odd reason and move on

[bronze cobalt]

No one said she cannot die

[quasi oxide]

goes for you too yigit

just leave it

[fringe swan]

Now I want candy

But it’s late

Damn

[quasi oxide]

cand....

[frank wasp]

calm

smh

[quasi oxide]

I won't say it bc I got muted for a week last time I did

[bronze cobalt]

Yes shake your empty head

[frank wasp]

asu had the talk with u… remember 🙄🙄

[fringe swan]

Ooo what you said?

[quasi oxide]

I was gonna say what matt said

[fringe swan]

Fit in yo mouth

[quasi oxide]

lmao he beat me to it

except it was just the candice

[fringe swan]

Never met someone name Candice

[quasi oxide]

phineas and ferb?

[fringe swan]

I mean I haven’t met her tho

[errant nexus]

Et han#6961 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[fringe swan]

Only seen her

[quasi oxide]

mOOOm Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence

[frank wasp]

emoji

[fringe swan]

loud ending sound and jazz hands

[quasi oxide]

YES

[bronze cobalt]

Didn't ask

[frank wasp]

Ok and? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[bronze cobalt]

There's nothing else

No one asked

[frank wasp]

Then don’t talk 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[fringe swan]

crickets

[quasi oxide]

yes surely

[bronze cobalt]

Then don't complain about it

[quasi oxide]

🦗🦗🦗

[frank wasp]

Aren’t you like 30 and 6’6”

go outside lmao

[fringe swan]

What mini games you mainly play?

[bronze cobalt]

?

[quasi oxide]

just murder

[bronze cobalt]

I'm 17

Not 30

[quasi oxide]

but usually always busy so I'm never home to really play

[fringe swan]

I mean you’re halfway kind of

[frank wasp]

did i ask? 🤨🤨🤨

[fringe swan]

Math

[quasi oxide]

halfway where

[fringe swan]

Same tbh

[bronze cobalt]

You don't need to ask

I corrected your idiotic behavior

[frank wasp]

Remember “the talk” 🤨🤨🧐😳

[fringe swan]

Who you chatting to? Casper?

[quasi oxide]

matt get your bald self to bed

if it's 3 am

[fringe swan]

Oop

[quasi oxide]

before those demon videos haunt you frealz

[frank wasp]

matt is bald?? 🧐🧐

[frank wasp]

bald 🥚

[fringe swan]

Not the demon videos

[frank wasp]

🤨

[quasi oxide]

calling your mom at 3 am GONEWRONG

[fringe swan]

💀💀

[quasi oxide]

not clickbait

I'm a natural at what I do

[bronze cobalt]

Can I go to sleep now?

[fringe swan]

Indeed

[quasi oxide]

no one was forcing you to stay

[fringe swan]

True

[bronze cobalt]

No because yk

We're arguing, Talking

[fringe swan]

No one’s arguing tho i think

[quasi oxide]

yea no

I don't think

[fringe swan]

Me neither just on autopilot

[serene marsh]

shush n gts

[quasi oxide]

bro I'm always on autopilot we like sisters

[fringe swan]

Truee

[frank wasp]

😳😳

fr?

your sister is racist

btw

[quasi oxide]

wendy isn't a racist what

[fringe swan]

Time to sleep cause ye or maybe nah

[frank wasp]

mochi is

[quasi oxide]

no

but otay

[frank wasp]

it’s so early

[fringe swan]

Wait I’m racist? Who said?

[quasi oxide]

casper

[frank wasp]

not u smh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[fringe swan]

Ohhh Casper not being a friendly ghost rn

[frank wasp]

stop being intolerant

[frank wasp]

haha

[quasi oxide]

excuse get ov heya

[fringe swan]

Hello mr excuse

[frank wasp]

bit rude?

[quasi oxide]

he's ma buddieee he knows a joke

[pallid apex]

[quasi oxide]

:D

how you doin

[fringe swan]

shes my buddy, but now we’re not ♫

[pallid apex]

Doing good hbu

[frank wasp]

stop 🙄🙄🙄

[quasi oxide]

im kinda snazzy yk yk autopilot tings

sore throat tho I wanna rip it out

[surreal trellis]

Are you the butter man?

[fringe swan]

Oop

[quasi oxide]

you tell me you wouldn't wendy?

your mom maybe

[fringe swan]

True but I need for-

Jkjk

[quasi oxide]

😏

LMAO

I'm jkjk

nahnahnah stop

[fringe swan]

😏

[quasi oxide]

wendy I couldn't even help you out w that

😭

[fringe swan]

Lmaoooo

All good knew what I got myself into

[quasi oxide]

HUH

[serene marsh]

whaaaaaa going awnnn

[quasi oxide]

best if you don't know

:')

[frank wasp]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️no

who’s that?

[serene marsh]

mmmmm yall scare me

[quasi oxide]

moch stop

[fringe swan]

Whyyyy

[serene marsh]

yall on smth tonight

[surreal trellis]

Butter man

[fringe swan]

Yes on sleep

[quasi oxide]

look at me in the eyes I get no sleep and I'm like uh uh SHORT yes YES

TRUST me

[serene marsh]

maybe yall need sleep

[quasi oxide]

I shoot orphans in video games for a living

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

that can be taken way too out of context

[serene marsh]

this is giving an hour of sleep energy😭

[fringe swan]

Yes

[quasi oxide]

huh what what's that

what's this sleep

who is he

[fringe swan]

Don’t know

[serene marsh]

its what u need

[quasi oxide]

I don't need a guy named sleep

[fringe swan]

Shhh don’t assume their gender now

[quasi oxide]

ahh righto

[serene marsh]

all of u need sleep

[quasi oxide]

NO

I mean

no

[serene marsh]

yes

[quasi oxide]

shuhs

[fringe swan]

Oui oui

Yes shuhs best

[quasi oxide]

see wendy knows what's best

[serene marsh]

[surreal trellis]

Are you the skeleton person?

[quasi oxide]

you uh wait I killed you how am I talking to you

[serene marsh]

is that a compliment or an insult?

[fringe swan]

You kill who huh

[quasi oxide]

ummm nothing

don't worry about it

smile and wave

[surreal trellis]

Its a skeleton person

[serene marsh]

i feel dumb n confused at the same time rn-

[fringe swan]

🙂👋

[surreal trellis]

[quasi oxide]

oh no so scary

[surreal trellis]

Skeleton person

[serene marsh]

ohhhhh

[fringe swan]

Spooky scary skeleton’s

[serene marsh]

[quasi oxide]

"skeleton's"😭

[fringe swan]

Oui

[quasi oxide]

matt is bald yes how did you get the pic of em

[surreal trellis]

Thats a video

[quasi oxide]

my bad video

[fringe swan]

iOS autocorrect is weird

[surreal trellis]

You are emote

[quasi oxide]

so is android it autocorrected just to hurt

idk if it's telling me smth important

[fringe swan]

Hmmm maybe

Nahhhh

Unless

[quasi oxide]

the unless worries me

[surreal trellis]

Are you the skinwalker?

[fringe swan]

Don’t know what that is but oui

[quasi oxide]

I think it's smth that pretends to be smth else

[surreal trellis]

Hello skinwalker

[fringe swan]

Ah yes definitely me

[surreal trellis]

You are urban legend now

[fringe swan]

Let’s gooo

[quasi oxide]

I remember seeing a video of a dog laying in the street and when someone got out the car the dog ran into the car and drove away

[surreal trellis]

Thats scares a lot of people

[fringe swan]

Nice

[surreal trellis]

Thats a skinwalker thing

[quasi oxide]

yea but kinda funny

not as scary

[surreal trellis]

If you whistle at night they come i think in native culture

[quasi oxide]

how 2 call skinwalker at 3 am

step one

[surreal trellis]

Or maybe just regular culture

[quasi oxide]

whistle

step 2

steal it

congratulations you got a skinwalker now

just pray it don't kill u

[surreal trellis]

A Wendigo is a stronger skinwalker

[quasi oxide]

they spookie

[surreal trellis]

Me taking bald man

[fringe swan]

Me like those

[serene marsh]

yall out here talking abt night demons

[fringe swan]

Oui

[surreal trellis]

They cool

[serene marsh]

mmmmmm

[surreal trellis]

They tall unlike @quasi oxide

[fringe swan]

Pain

[quasi oxide]

bro that's uncalled for

[fringe swan]

True

[surreal trellis]

Its texted for

[fringe swan]

Also true

[quasi oxide]

untexted for

[surreal trellis]

Very texted for

[quasi oxide]

no you're probably as tall as the cat in your pfp

like 1 ft

[surreal trellis]

[quasi oxide]

yes that's you

[surreal trellis]

My height is in my bio

[quasi oxide]

you're 51 feet tall

[surreal trellis]

511

[quasi oxide]

511 feet?!

[surreal trellis]

Totally

[quasi oxide]

who are you the kraken

[fringe swan]

You tall

[quasi oxide]

hows the weather up there

[fringe swan]

Ankles get kicked

[surreal trellis]

my back is like this

[quasi oxide]

your back disintegrates

[surreal trellis]

Everytime i bend over

[quasi oxide]

youre older than my gramma

[surreal trellis]

Are you not born yet then

[quasi oxide]

I'm right here

[surreal trellis]

Stop breaking the timeline

[quasi oxide]

I'm sorry it's the 3rd time this week

[surreal trellis]

You get to be in the beta generation

[quasi oxide]

no don't send me to beta testing

[surreal trellis]

Beta generation is a thing

[quasi oxide]

I was jk

[surreal trellis]

And you are going there

[quasi oxide]

no

because then I'll break the timeline again

[fringe swan]

Do it break it

[surreal trellis]

Watch cocomelon

[quasi oxide]

only on tuesdays

[surreal trellis]

What do you watch on monday

[fringe swan]

That gives me brain damage

[quasi oxide]

on monday

uhhh

garfield

[surreal trellis]

Nice

[quasi oxide]

he knows where you live

[surreal trellis]

Ima 1v1 him for his powers

[quasi oxide]

you'll just get lasagne hunger

and loss of height

[surreal trellis]

Seems you already beat him

[quasi oxide]

bro

[fringe swan]

I wanna do the Macarena

[quasi oxide]

dont

[surreal trellis]

you

[quasi oxide]

wendy is bald now

[fringe swan]

Nice

[quasi oxide]

you accepted it no way

[fringe swan]

Time for wigs

Of all colors

[surreal trellis]

[quasi oxide]

wear the jorge washingmachine wig

[fringe swan]

Bet

Cosplay time

[quasi oxide]

ayy

[surreal trellis]

me taking peoples hair and making them bald 💇‍♂️

[fringe swan]

I just realized what you wrote lmaooo

[quasi oxide]

you JUST realized?

[fringe swan]

Yesss

[quasi oxide]

what did you think I said

[fringe swan]

I skimmed it okkk

George Washington 😭😭

[quasi oxide]

LMAO

I literally also almost said george washingmachine again

[fringe swan]

Bruhhh

[quasi oxide]

I swear the name is so much alike

[surreal trellis]

🤰

[quasi oxide]

WHAT

[frank wasp]

huh

[surreal trellis]

Huh

[frank wasp]

🗜️

smh

[surreal trellis]

[frank wasp]

???

[frank wasp]

cube craft 🤮🤮🤮

more like lag craft

[surreal trellis]

Cubecraft british

[surreal trellis]

Lego man

[frank wasp]

britain is bad

[surreal trellis]

Anime man

[proven sorrel]

Cubecraft players spending $50 on the worst version of bedwars ever created

[frank wasp]

hive players spending £100 on purple name

[proven sorrel]

THIS

[frank wasp]

hive players mad

[proven sorrel]

Hive tryhards after spending $10 on hive plus so they can grind obesity 10 times faster

[surreal trellis]

What is purple name

[frank wasp]

hive players speedrunning their divorce

[frank wasp]

java ultimate

[surreal trellis]

Oooh

[proven sorrel]

Is there a java server for hive?

There is

But how do you get access

[frank wasp]

there was 😔😔

[surreal trellis]

Not anymore

[proven sorrel]

To the discord

[frank wasp]

the ip was hive.sexy

real

[surreal trellis]

[frank wasp]

Did you just get nitro or smth?

[proven sorrel]

Yeah

[frank wasp]

kinda annoying

[proven sorrel]

He has booster bee

[surreal trellis]

I just like emotes

[frank wasp]

im guessing you’re a self proclaimed reddit dank meme lord

lol

[surreal trellis]

I dont have reddit account

I have the app but not an account

[frank wasp]

reddit is soo bad

it’s a hivemind

and the mods remove everything you post

delete the app it’s bad

[surreal trellis]

Nah i like looking at some reddits

[frank wasp]

which ones?

[surreal trellis]

Ones with blood mostly

[frank wasp]

wow edgy

[proven sorrel]

THIS

[frank wasp]

epic and cool

[surreal trellis]

I find it intresting

[frank wasp]

you sound like a redditor

[proven sorrel]

“I’m so quirky and different, I love blood and gore”

[proven sorrel]

Self meme

[frank wasp]

reddit isn’t the best place to find that kind of stuff bro

reddit removes all the good stuff

[surreal trellis]

I just look every now and then

[frank wasp]

and gore is cringe lmao

so different. and ✨quirky✨

[surreal trellis]

Real or fake or both?

[frank wasp]

you

[surreal trellis]

Im gore now

[surreal trellis]

Butter man

[vivid shale]

Just 3 coin lol

Hehe

[frank wasp]

not rare 😐

[proven sorrel]

When the murderer dc’s

[surreal trellis]

Maid man

[frank wasp]

eww 🤮🤮🤮

disgrace

ful

and cringe

[proven sorrel]

Confused kids on minecraft

[frank wasp]

so different ✨✨✨✨

[surreal trellis]

I have question

[frank wasp]

shoot

[surreal trellis]

Why dont you seem to like a lot of things

[frank wasp]

…

Do i need to like every little thing ??

is it ✨wrong ✨ to not like something?

[surreal trellis]

I dont think that answers my question

[vivid shale]

:/

[frank wasp]

correct 😃😃

[surreal trellis]

Okay

[vivid shale]

[surreal trellis]

[vivid shale]

I'm a weeb and I'm proud

[surreal trellis]

Huh

[vivid shale]

Uhh

Typo

[surreal trellis]

Oh nice

[vivid shale]

Bruh

[dull crypt]

I am at 181th murd elim

Hoping to get 200 by three days

[surreal trellis]

Epic

[dull crypt]

Thanks

[surreal trellis]

Yw

[vivid shale]

Yeah

:V

[surreal trellis]

I think that looks like a beak

[vivid shale]

Lol

:v

[surreal trellis]

Egg

[frank wasp]

elaborate.

[proven sorrel]

Mid piece

[surreal trellis]

Egg piece

[vivid shale]

Cat piece

[surreal trellis]

You and falliah seem simular

[granite musk]

Maybe that was her past account

[frank wasp]

wow you’re so ✨funny✨ 👍👍

[cerulean blade]

i dont even know how i hit this lol

[patent rune]

you hit it by hitting it

[fringe swan]

👍

[cerulean blade]

ah yes, we got a mr technical here

[patent rune]

indeed

[fringe swan]

True

[patent rune]

although I wish my brain was somewhat useful

[fringe swan]

It can be, just probably never noticed

[cerulean blade]

LOL

[patent rune]

doubt

[fringe swan]

That’ll be me sometimes

[patent rune]

I literally have -1 braincells all the time

so

um

[fringe swan]

Um ye

[patent rune]

ANYWAYS

[fringe swan]

MOVIN ON

[opaque sluice]

Fun

[fringe swan]

Ye

[serene marsh]

How u can see these?

[patent rune]

Onix Client

[serene marsh]

yea ik but which setting

like how it calls

[fringe swan]

Subtitles probably

[hollow ocean]

In pocket edition once you pull that bow back, there’s no going back.

[cerulean blade]

um ok

didnt really ask...

[jagged compass]

Hello

[hollow ocean]

Cool

[dapper venture]

it’s so bad

[civic ledge]

I joined hive 23rd November 2020

[narrow crane]

Ive been playing minecraft ever since mcpe came out

[civic ledge]

Ive played minecraft since 2011

[narrow crane]

Name one thing that was once in the game

It could also be crafted back then

[civic ledge]

Enchanted Golden Apples

[narrow crane]

But it isnt used or in the game nowadays

[civic ledge]

You could craft them but now you cant

If theres anything else i dont have a good memory i was only 6 back then lol

[narrow crane]

Nether reactor

[civic ledge]

I see

[cerulean blade]

a reverse celtic cross

its a cross

thats upside down

lol

i just saw him shoot his star and i saw his sword and guessed where hed be lol

yup im max in sw, tw, h&s, and dr

almost max in sg

[obtuse arrow]

any1 vc mm? NA? :O

[quasi oxide]

no it wasn't bc I would know

[proven gazelle]

BBC

NBC

[bronze cobalt]

Brah

Asu when you sleep?

You are always online

[quasi oxide]

that's a lie

I only get on sometimes and when I do it's usually around 5 pm

or past

since weekdays are busy

[pallid merlin]

:0

[bronze cobalt]

I would die if i tried to stay awake full night and sleep at 5pm

[quasi oxide]

yea we all have our problems huh

anyway it doesn't get in the way of my aim apparently

[pallid merlin]

Your texture us coll

Cool

[quasi oxide]

ty made them myself

[bronze cobalt]

It looks like Doom

[pallid merlin]

Like for the blood god

[quasi oxide]

I am the blood god

[bronze cobalt]

Can someone call the cops

[quasi oxide]

no

[pallid merlin]

Cop cant stop me :)

[bronze cobalt]

Cope

[pallid merlin]

Wanna play

[bronze cobalt]

Who?

[quasi oxide]

you most likely

[pallid merlin]

Anyone

[bronze cobalt]

I'm at school so

[quasi oxide]

thats an l moment

[pallid merlin]

That fine

[quasi oxide]

ziploc just told me to unlock life

[pallid merlin]

Wanna play asu

[quasi oxide]

well if you scroll up a lil you would have seen I said I only get on around 5 pm

since weekdays are busy

[pallid merlin]

Oh yea

Forgot

[quasi oxide]

I forget alot of things too

[pallid merlin]

:D

Is there anyway to up fast in mm

[quasi oxide]

level?

well if you are talking about levels

[pallid merlin]

Yea

[quasi oxide]

alr then mainly go for 30 coins for the most xp as innocent

since coin xp caps at 30 coins

then try to shoot the murderer

if you don't it's fine bc there's win xp

but when you're murderer kill everyone fast it makes it a whole lot easier to get xp since they don't have time to get a bow

coins too if the last one is hiding

[pallid merlin]

I already

But still at 53 ;-;

[quasi oxide]

yea it's about focus effort and patience

good things come to those who wait remember

[pallid merlin]

Yea

But

Most of time i murder

I got pink error ;-;

[quasi oxide]

I understand that bug is annoying but as murderer you shouldn't need to know who's who really

[pallid merlin]

Yea

But if at sher

;-;

[quasi oxide]

yes that's the annoying bit

[pallid merlin]

Yea

[bronze cobalt]

Cry

Cope

Seethe

Anyways

I need a new mobo

[pallid apex]

Ass

[serene marsh]

lovely texture 💘 .

[quasi oxide]

ty <3

[serene marsh]

anytime sis.

[granite musk]

Ok that was only a fun fact

[terse fern]

whats with the sound lol

[quasi oxide]

wdym

[pallid merlin]

That was the fast shoot

[bronze cobalt]

Asu is chad

[quasi oxide]

they call me sonic bc I go boom

smh I hate myself

so bad

never make a pun like that again lmao

[civic ledge]

Yesss nice pun

:D

[quasi oxide]

nonono it was bad lmao

[civic ledge]

No it wasnt

Was good

[quasi oxide]

finefine

you still in school sis

[civic ledge]

No

I home

[bronze cobalt]

Sonic?

I mean yeah

Everything compared to a turtle is considered a sonic

[dull crypt]

Why lately we all are off topic?

[fringe swan]

Just ends like that lol

[bronze cobalt]

What a company

Nintendo is the last company i will buy something from

Dogwater switch

[serene marsh]

Please keep this channel on topic, thank you

[loud spindle]

minimodding lol

[loud spindle]

whats the client

[serene marsh]

And?

[civic ledge]

No it is not me

Idk who told you that i had a user in 2019

Because

... i didnt even know discord was a thing in 2019-

[granite musk]

I said it it was only a fun fact

[faint prairie]

lol this month is ez

If I keep going at this rate I'm on rn I'll probably get like 2k elims this month

[civic ledge]

How is it a fun fact if it isnt true?

Its just a rumor

[quasi oxide]

onix

[dapper cloud]

Indeed but sometimes it happen again💀

[frank wasp]

nobody likes a minimod 🙄

anyways

back on topic

[frank wasp]

What is everyone’s favorite map?

[fringe swan]

Nicee

[granite musk]

So fun facts are true?

[dapper cloud]

Nice!

[quasi oxide]

ty they were a team of 5 too :>

[granite musk]

Museum your?

[dapper cloud]

oh wow team of 5 that insane

[fringe swan]

I’ve been in ones of full parties

[quasi oxide]

just speed is all hehe

[fringe swan]

Whole 8 of them

[quasi oxide]

the only full party match I've been in is the one zsilvxr plays in

[dapper cloud]

ye

[quasi oxide]

and that also was a clip I got a while ago where they only needed to kill me and I killed their friend

if I were to resend it I'd need to search

[fringe swan]

Rip lol

[quasi oxide]

yesyes sigh good times good payments

[fringe swan]

I play with her from time to time

[quasi oxide]

I don't know for sure if she stopped the team thing or whatever since she always leaves my games, even though we've known eachother since old mm

that kinda feeling sucks

[civic ledge]

Yes, hence why theyre called "funfacts"

[fringe swan]

Idk maybe maybe not

[granite musk]

I though they are only fake things lmao

[quasi oxide]

facts = true things
lies = false things

[granite musk]

Ok