🕵・murder-mystery

[wide tree]

i did too

i think we should get ice cream for this

[wheat trout]

I think I shouldn’t get any update

And that’s would be my ice cream

[lament stag]

heck yes!!!!

[olive chasm]

so the computer thing is only cosmetic

i got banned for saying idc but a different abbreviation

or a warning for 10 minutes rather LOL

[olive chasm]

W

[left raptor]

🔥

[olive chasm]

@mild shoal u mad at me or

just curious and i'm sorry if i did anything wrong

[restive cape]

😊

[mild shoal]

nah, if its cause i q'd i q toolers and certain maps

[olive chasm]

oooooooooooooooooo i have no idea what q toolers are LOL

[mild shoal]

queue'd into a new game cause someone was usin esp

[olive chasm]

if there's certain maps u want me to vote for when im in your server lmk!!!

[olive chasm]

esp????? reportable????

[olive chasm]

lol

[mild shoal]

you q anyone above level 80 :3

[restive cape]

you q anyone above level 1 :3

[olive chasm]

im trying its hard cuz i just recetnyl got ultimate and i only play when im banned from roblox as i said LOL

[mild shoal]

i q known toolers :3

[restive cape]

❌

[olive chasm]

what the hell are toolers

oh wow i got scared i didnt know if i could say hell

[restive cape]

chill

hive discord is not that strict

[olive chasm]

i cant chill i got a warning twice and yes they are bro

[restive cape]

you need to be careful what you say

[olive chasm]

i try and the weirdest words get me warnings even abbreviation

[mild shoal]

people who got packs that let them see whos murd, who got bows and practically esp

[olive chasm]

woah are those packs allowed?

[mild shoal]

nope

[olive chasm]

😭 this worst than murder mystery 2

[restive cape]

don't use weird words 😊

[olive chasm]

which i mean it is anyways mm2 is the best murder mystery imo

especially the spectate bothers me in the hive where you cant follow any particular person

also love the powers in mm2 im saving for xray rn got the default footsteps

[fringe swan]

Like spectate in their perspective?

[olive chasm]

nah following them around

cuz u gotta

[brittle orbit]

Botted for too many emojis, botted for all caps, botted for anything off topic EVEN IF it's for just a bit of time even though any channel will, I'm sure of this btw, will get back on topic since it's a channel about that specific gamemode, obviously people are still gonna talk about that game... Yeah it's not strict at all!!

[restive cape]

thats why #🐝・hive-chat and #➕・hive-lounge exists 😊

[brittle orbit]

Yeah, but sometimes it's mad annoying switching channels for a short off-topic convo, and you can't even send images there

Wanna send pictures of your cat? Sorry too bad

[restive cape]

#🐱・pets

[brittle orbit]

Ok my bad, literally anything else

The silence is deafening

💀🙏

Yeah it's mad annoying

[restive cape]

you can talk about some stuff in dms too if you wanna send pictures to someone 😊

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[brittle orbit]

Soo if multiple people wanna see something I gotta make a whole ass group, add the people I want as friends.. doesn't seem worth it. And I already considered this

[restive cape]

your choice

[brittle orbit]

Just saying, this server could be maybe a little less pushy on keeping things more hive related. Some people who meet on the hive also like to just chat

2 seconds of being off topic won't hurt anyone 💀💀🤣

I personally have not developed cancerous cells due to it

[brittle orbit]

I'm sure you could ask multiple people here if they'd rather have to make a whole group chat instead. And no, pinging kasuir don't count

💀💀💀

[restive cape]

you can talk a short period of time when mentioning something you like but you gotta go back quickly to mm topic when its controversial or about another game 😊

[restive cape]

@dull river

hi

[brittle orbit]

If it's controversial obviously that makes sense to be stopped quickly, but you literally pinged some dude the link to the bedwars channel for mentioning that there was no update for it, and he said it like 1 time

💀🙏

The contradictions you emmit are insane

[restive cape]

another game

[brittle orbit]

Uh ok still

Who would go to another channel if you're already messaging in this one channel

Bruh

You might need to check on like your usb ports or smthin

Try dif ones asw

[restive cape]

if you wanna talk about different ganemodes then check out other channels 😊

[brittle orbit]

Bro is the hive AI lol

Atp I'm not even trying to convince you, I'm just explaining some simple logic

💀💀💀

You won't change your views anyways since you glaze the hell out of the hive so it's fine man 😊

[left raptor]

exist* 😊

[brittle orbit]

Damn 😭🙏

Uh so like yk how the task bar has the little up carrot

^ this

Check if any background apps are on

You're on windows right

Discord had caused an issue for me with this one setting

Do you have game overlay on

Try turning that off

My issues were greatly reduced if not gone after turning it off

[olive chasm]

if ur running out of ports then buy an adapter they make them ones that act as chargers too

[brittle orbit]

Idk why it's causing issues but it seems multiple apps that do that cause issues

[brittle orbit]

No like running out of ports to try

Oof 💀💀

Yeah try with that off

[olive chasm]

and if u can afford it buy a new device i'd recommend tom's guide they do a great job in helping me find the best tech

[brittle orbit]

Nice

Glad this helped cause Ik it was mad annoying

[brittle orbit]

Nah it wasn't like a lack of room for usb devices

He was trying different ports to see if it helped with his mouse issues

It was discord causing issues tho

[olive chasm]

thoght he said he ran out of ports LOL

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough lol

Well he did, but the context was like

Yk

He ran out of ports (to test)

Bro tried all capping

Hive is a bit stingy about that tho.. almost like... Strict

😱😱😱

[olive chasm]

yeah some of those ports are probably connected to something less important than your mouse LOL

[brittle orbit]

What if one of my ports is necessary for grandma's life support

Then what, huh bud?

(this is a joke btw)

(I'm sure you knew that but just in case)

(💀💀🙏)

[olive chasm]

no text indcator

[frosty trench]

@smoky vortex Please give me the bot you're using so I can use it.😭🙏

[mild shoal]

he'll call out anyone that aint on topic but when it comes to his boy that aint an issue :3

[olive chasm]

so a hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jesus apparently hated those

;3

[mild shoal]

nah ur chill ion got no issue with u 🙏

[brittle orbit]

You forgot the "friend" after boy 😊🙏

I'm so sorry 😭😭😭

Bro's sorta catching strays

[celest oar]

🔥

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[olive chasm]

you still dont voice chat me none of yall actually wow

dont even party with me instead of typing about the update spend some time with me jesus

🔥

🔥

[sharp monolith]

murder messtery

[olive chasm]

i murder on Bunny till she mystery

[sharp monolith]

So happy to look a mess

[olive chasm]

[sharp monolith]

😍

[olive chasm]

what the sigma

[sharp monolith]

what the khia

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[olive chasm]

still no party with me

[urban atlas]

I never got my 4'11 18yo russian egirl to stay in my game btw

[smoky vortex]

bad tho

[olive chasm]

no u

[smoky vortex]

yo wsp

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[olive chasm]

still nobody playing mm with me

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[gilded whale]

guys mm update saturday at 6am in australia

[proven bane]

🎓

[sonic laurel]

Guys update your Minecraft 🤗 trust

[dusty pebble]

No

[left raptor]

🫂

[gilded whale]

if i update mc then flarial wont work

[sonic laurel]

Your name sounds very dangerous, worse than the apple Snow White ate

[cinder glacier]

Still no MM update 🥀

[open ermine]

dw they'll working on the new design for prestige 10

[cinder glacier]

10????!??!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

[atomic vector]

there's not gonna be 10

[celest oar]

Yellow snow sounds very dangerous

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

It just had extra flavor, I’m not sure I would say “very” dangerous, just not the healthiest option for snow

[dusty pebble]

🫂 😈 eat the aple

[dusty pebble]

🫂

[sonic laurel]

Can you cut it into slices first? My dentist said I can’t have uncut apples 👉👈

[solid rivet]

Where the mm update

[solid rivet]

Tomorrow guys

[cloud copper]

Bros replying to himself

[solid rivet]

Shut😡 turtle the frog

[still crystal]

Oh no my vid got deleted here comes a warning

I can see a warning on this server coming 😭

Just issue it already if it’s gonna happen 😭😭

[olive chasm]

stp[ saying things about the update and play with me please

[sonic laurel]

I’m playing now!

With the update!

[olive chasm]

dm me

hop in the server

or group chat

and voice chat if youre not ragebaiting me

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[olive chasm]

there hasnt been an update since i was born

[sonic laurel]

Idk what servers are

I’m on backrooms. Best map.

[olive chasm]

im going to eat you

youre not playing with me so i dont care

[sonic laurel]

I should taste like cookies

[olive chasm]

i am salty because you guys make me lonly

[sonic laurel]

🥺 I am currently playing so if you get on we might be in the same lobby

[olive chasm]

eventually yeah

[olive chasm]

murder mystery North America down to voice chat (I am in my Discord server's voice chat channel right now and I also have a Discord group chat as a secondary option) DMs open

[sonic laurel]

👉👈 I am on NA

[olive chasm]

why your being sus

[full lynx]

guys i updated mm today!!

[sonic laurel]

Also they did add a new version of backrooms I didn’t know about

[sonic laurel]

I just saw!!!

[olive chasm]

yeah i saw it

[full lynx]

i added 28 new coin types as well as 3 more office variants!!

[olive chasm]

i dont believe there was an update because i have been abused my whole life with no update

[sonic laurel]

Woah dans gonna lose his mind

[olive chasm]

see @full lynx is lying and i am crying /gen /srs

[full lynx]

i would never lie

[sonic laurel]

If lunar says he updated it, he did. He doesn’t lie

[dense rampart]

Congrats JirachiWagg

[olive chasm]

unless you put /gen /srs on your message im not going to believe it

[full lynx]

thank you Gerbil

[olive chasm]

jirachi good best pokemon prospect

[sonic laurel]

Hi geebo

[full lynx]

sorry i’m hard of hearing what was that

[olive chasm]

i like Lickitung because im like that

[olive chasm]

see im getting ragebaited by even the gods themselves

[sonic laurel]

Old people these days

[olive chasm]

IM 24

oh wait that wasnt said to me

[full lynx]

wow retire already

[sonic laurel]

WOAH! Elderly

[olive chasm]

i havent aged gracefully i genuinely do have tinnitus /srs and no hearing loss tho

[olive chasm]

i had a job i couldnt get myself to go to except one day

[dense rampart]

Hi AppyBppyCppyDppyEppyFppyGppyHppyIppyJppyKppyLppyMppyNppyOppyPppyQppyRppySppyTppyUppyVppyWppyXppyYppyZppy

[olive chasm]

[olive chasm]

your not ok

[sonic laurel]

I was trying to figure out why you were taking so long 😭

[full lynx]

what about his not ok

[dense rampart]

I am a sane human being

[sonic laurel]

I was running for my life looking back and forth like oh no

[olive chasm]

can you stop messsaging i have the notifications on for all messages on here and #🥳・looking-for-party and you just made me win

[full lynx]

it might’ve also taken a while cause he was enjoying my new mm update i just put out!! introducing 6 new prestiges

[olive chasm]

stop messaging so long that i cant see it in the overlay thanks

[sonic laurel]

Woah! You’re so talented. What would splodger ever do with you!?

[olive chasm]

splodge is not apprioariate

[full lynx]

i don’t like to think of the possibilities

[olive chasm]

thank you for listening that wasnt too long

[hollow dome]

Hi bebo

[olive chasm]

also not too long proud of you

[sonic laurel]

We would be miserable

[olive chasm]

ou made me die

[sonic laurel]

Splodgers would be unhappy

[full lynx]

however if i was to think about the possibilities it’d probably be something like the mm update wouldn’t come out for 10 more years which would be very sad and unfortunate

[olive chasm]

that one is too long even when i go to reply.

[dense rampart]

Hey

[sonic laurel]

Oh so you hate us?

[dense rampart]

Who are you ur name is familiar

[hollow dome]

I’m Vast

[sonic laurel]

They are VastBody3 duh

[hollow dome]

The guy who is a guy

[hollow dome]

Indeed lmao

[full lynx]

well yes i suppose so

[olive chasm]

can you guys stop im trying to reply to oppy

[sonic laurel]

Oppy doesn’t know how to reply

[olive chasm]

too many notification

[full lynx]

yeah guys what the freak

[olive chasm]

can we take a break from discord for like 10 minutes please the time of a timeout

guys stop im crying /gen /srs

[sonic laurel]

Yeah lunarwaggle look what you did with your really cool update

[full lynx]

my awesomeness has limits i’m seeing

[olive chasm]

this is me irl no more messages please

[sonic laurel]

You’re a frog?

I thought lunar was a frog

[full lynx]

hey whats up

[sonic laurel]

The sky

[olive chasm]

the limit is you keep messaging im getting too many notification the rest of you stop typing im trying to read the reply im replying to

sus

[full lynx]

yeah oppy stop it!!

[sonic laurel]

I like cheese and murder mystery

[full lynx]

oh nobody cares

[olive chasm]

it's actually your messages are too long sometimes oppy never makes too long messages

[sonic laurel]

Oh as a murder mystery dev you should care buddy

[dense rampart]

AppyBppyCppyDppyEppyFppyGppyHppyIppyJppyKppyLppyMppyNppyOppyPppyQppyRppySppyTppyUppyVppyWppyXppyYppyZppy stop it!

[olive chasm]

im reporting /j i care /gen @sonic laurel but ill only care if you murder mystery North America down to voice chat (I am in my Discord server's voice chat channel right now and I also have a Discord group chat as a secondary option) DMs open

[olive chasm]

this message is too long.

[sonic laurel]

I do make long replies but

[full lynx]

wait what i only can read french sorry

[sonic laurel]

Wee

[full lynx]

thank you

[olive chasm]

jesus didnt like liars

[sonic laurel]

Guys the murderer jumped in the water.

[full lynx]

yeah i did

[sonic laurel]

I was sheriff 😔

[olive chasm]

that's a funny moment i almost laughed out loud but i didnt

[full lynx]

laugh out loud, give in

[olive chasm]

can you please wait for when im in between rounds to message everyone thanks

[full lynx]

yeah oppy stop it!!

[olive chasm]

it was actually you pokemon

[full lynx]

😭😭😭

[olive chasm]

dont cry nuzzles

[full lynx]

i need moderator help

[olive chasm]

ok i laughed out loud

[olive chasm]

im old enough to be your dad i can give fatherly help

[full lynx]

i’m 97

[olive chasm]

that's almost 67 except turn the 9 around who else thinks 67 is funny @everyon

[sonic laurel]

I just had to saddest most exposed murderer game and won 😭

[full lynx]

six seven seven six

[sonic laurel]

I killed so publicly but they were too busy typing like brother

[olive chasm]

it feels good when i expose my skin

[olive chasm]

this why the hive needs voice chat

[full lynx]

why would they type like brother that’s such a random thing to type

[olive chasm]

can you please use unique words in ever sentence you

[sonic laurel]

They were saying “womb” “clink clank” and “destroyer” sounds close enough to me

[full lynx]

i only know adjectives

[full lynx]

sounds like this OppyWins person i know

[sonic laurel]

You spelled objects wrong.

Go back to school bud

[full lynx]

i actually nust graduated with 10 doctorate degrees, try again little pup

[sonic laurel]

I’m not a pup I’m a big dog 😡

I do big dog ish

[lament stag]

i got that DAWG in me

[full lynx]

big=small

[sonic laurel]

Like your brain

Ooooh

[full lynx]

uncalled for

mods eat this dog

[sonic laurel]

No you was mean first

Oh that’s rude

[full lynx]

no pup cup for you

[sonic laurel]

You’re actually the worst hive mod we have lunar

[full lynx]

get over it!!

[sonic laurel]

See

[full lynx]

that is just objectively not trye

[sonic laurel]

😔

Trye

[olive chasm]

why no warning for womb but there's a warning for uzz and idga

[sonic laurel]

Bro out here inventing words

[full lynx]

i just released the mm update how could i be the worse

[olive chasm]

[sonic laurel]

You are mean

[olive chasm]

are u /srs and /gen

[full lynx]

no i’m lunarwagg

[sonic laurel]

He is /srs

[olive chasm]

if you are the owner or moderator of a server you can tell only the truth. i am the owner of a server so

[full lynx]

no i’m lunarwagg

[full lynx]

well i’m the owner of every server

[olive chasm]

im going to eat everyone in this server unless you be honest is there update or no /srs

[full lynx]

what update

[sonic laurel]

I lie as a server owner all the time

[olive chasm]

eats @everyone

[full lynx]

that’s what i’m saying, i just got sleep last night

[sonic laurel]

Woah. That is a lie

[full lynx]

where’s your evidence

[sonic laurel]

I need to lock in and play 😔 gotta get sheriff to get my QP since lunar isn’t updating fast enough

[full lynx]

i curse you with 10 straight games of dying first

[grizzled crown]

wanna see my pet frong

[sonic laurel]

Yes

[full lynx]

yes so i can eat it

[grizzled crown]

go to pets before hive deletes it

[sonic laurel]

Oh well I got sheriff twice and a row and now I need it 😔

[olive chasm]

i ate @everyone you cant use discord anymore in my stomach all your tehcnology gets digested

[sonic laurel]

You better take him out of the bowl 😡

[full lynx]

i’m gonna be so real, that’s such an ugly frog you should throw it away

[olive chasm]

stop the messages my head is hurting

[grizzled crown]

no way jose

[hollow dome]

He did release it but it has so many bedwars slop that it’s taking a very VERY long time to load and release correctly

[full lynx]

my names lunarwagg doctor

[sonic laurel]

Oh

I don’t trust that

[full lynx]

i’ve treated 2 patients you can trust me

[hollow dome]

When the upload reaches 90% they’ll announce it

[sonic laurel]

They probs died

[full lynx]

so what

[sonic laurel]

Exactly

[sonic laurel]

You got a 100% chance of death

[full lynx]

well yeah everyone dies

in mm ofc

[sonic laurel]

🧐 bad doctor

[full lynx]

no i’m the

good doctor

[sonic laurel]

Anyway go play mm so I can kill you in game

[full lynx]

i’m retired

i just put out mm updates

[sonic laurel]

Well take a nap then

[olive chasm]

@full lynx your fired

[sonic laurel]

Idk how you get so tired you’re retired but hey

Extra naps

[full lynx]

does this imply you’re gonna kill me during my nap

[olive chasm]

oh good you retired nvm

[sonic laurel]

No, but you’re retired which means you got tired again

[olive chasm]

your in my stomach youll be digested as will @everyone

[full lynx]

oh i suppose so

[full lynx]

i don’t really wanna be

[sonic laurel]

Exactly gosh get it together and get the update out

[full lynx]

okay (puts out the mm update)

[sonic laurel]

Liar

[full lynx]

there now what

[olive chasm]

it's too late @everyone is getting digested so u cant send any more notification

[full lynx]

i’ve never lied in my 10 years of employment at hive

[sonic laurel]

Idk you lied to me yesterday

[olive chasm]

it's not employment you dont get paid

[full lynx]

i’ve changed since

[full lynx]

i get paid in candy

[sonic laurel]

Oh okay I believe it

[olive chasm]

yes eat lots boops you cutely

[sonic laurel]

Anyways goodbye you washed mm players

Oh cutely

🧐

[full lynx]

i’m telling splodger you did this

[olive chasm]

see put it on the warning list

[full lynx]

😭😭

[brittle orbit]

Woah 😭🙏

[olive chasm]

[full lynx]

i think this might actually get you warned i’d delete that

😭

[olive chasm]

are u /srs

[full lynx]

no i’m lunarwagg

[olive chasm]

please insert parental prnouns here i need guidance flustered, worried, crying /gen

[olive chasm]

i loled again for you dada/mama/theythema

this is all in caps: how did that not get warning

[sonic laurel]

😭

[full lynx]

oppy please help

[sonic laurel]

Dude legit just left and gave it to me I was joking

[full lynx]

😭😭

[olive chasm]

stop notification i am too many notification

[full lynx]

just stop being notification

[olive chasm]

i dont mean to make you uncomfrotable

[left raptor]

[olive chasm]

im sorry please forgive baby

[full lynx]

😭😭

[olive chasm]

no warning fr

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[olive chasm]

can someone put me in my crib tonight /gen im down to larp 67 times a day

[sonic laurel]

Aren’t they just a new name?

[olive chasm]

what's wrong with it kasuir-sama?

[full lynx]

yeah, OppyWins

[olive chasm]

UwU

[sonic laurel]

Also can we appreciate that lunar got scared?

[full lynx]

they out freaked me what can i say

[olive chasm]

@full lynx is not scared

[sonic laurel]

You got freaked the freak out cue the one song by those people

[full lynx]

oh thats my song

[sonic laurel]

You invented it?

[full lynx]

well i invented everything

[sonic laurel]

Oh that makes sense

Oh they got muted

[full lynx]

😭😭makes sense

[sonic laurel]

Anyways, back to normal now

[grizzled crown]

this is true i vouch

[full lynx]

thanks doc

[fringe swan]

dont stroke his ego like that

[grizzled crown]

excuse me im not stroking anything 😭

[full lynx]

😭😭

[sacred sonnet]

@fringe swan

[fringe swan]

@sacred sonnet

[fringe swan]

[hollow dome]

Wait did Zipper leave

Bruh what is this autocorrect

Zapppier*

[errant trout]

Ok

[cloud copper]

Love u 2 cutie

[sacred sonnet]

when top 50

also didnt realize id almost spend an hour outside of my room

[fringe swan]

uhhh on what? i was top 50 but havent been playing

[sacred sonnet]

you went down

51

youre slacking

[haughty plaza]

Did you know?

[frank dock]

I saw you yesterday

@ocean wing Rah

[sacred sonnet]

[fringe swan]

44 to 51, crying

[proven bane]

Yoo

Sorry for urgent leave yesterday

I had my classes to attend

[ocean wing]

?

[errant trout]

@unkempt marlin

[terse prawn]

Bro I legit just sniped a random person they ended up being the murderer

[spring otter]

This feels nostalgic.

[frank dock]

I saw you today

[dusty pebble]

@frank dock

[frank dock]

Ohh nw 🫂

[dusty pebble]

You

[frank dock]

Me

[dusty pebble]

YOU!!!!

[frank dock]

[dusty pebble]

🫂 are awesome and valued

[frank dock]

Ty 🫂

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[proven bane]

Nice

[spring otter]

still no mm update

[left ginkgo]

still no mm update

[urban atlas]

@sly rover imagine being that bad you got to target me LOL

grow a pair and take me fairly

[rain jewel]

im the best at this game

call me ultimal the way i come out of nowhere and run this gamemode

[urban atlas]

hey bro i mean whatever you tell yourself but i know you were shaking in your boots on chroma 😂

also

hows your ex?

still lonely 🥺

?

[rain jewel]

u lost to a sky main while im litening to chase atlantic G

[rain jewel]

i didnt even know who u were

[urban atlas]

im listening to some bangers too

[rain jewel]

until i saw the pres icon

[urban atlas]

yes you did baby i remember a long time ago you said stuffss is better than confix dont play now

[rain jewel]

my bad "ConFix7393" is not recognizable at all

[urban atlas]

once again bro mm aint a hard game

especially when you target someone LOL

[dusky silo]

that font is so pretty

[urban atlas]

nah i know im known in this community for bad reasons but cmon take me fairly g

[rain jewel]

i slimed u out twice as murder while having 4x less wins and 4x more bank id be mad too i promise g

[rain jewel]

i know, i promise

stuffss said ur quite the odd ball

[urban atlas]

omg why do you keep going on about your less wins bro its murder mystery you just need good aim, and once again YOU TARGETED LOL

[rain jewel]

so i have the best aim? thanks

[urban atlas]

nah yall are just twinkies

[urban atlas]

nah you missed on me on chroma bro

[urban atlas]

you got your ankles took Like HOLY

[rain jewel]

u went invis and i was texting 2 gces

more locked out than a fish on water

[urban atlas]

nah bro you were moving the whole time bro and you got invis too

plus the fact

that youre tooling LOL

kinda sad icl against kids too

[rain jewel]

im not tooling but ggs 2-1

20 minutes on da game btw

[sonic laurel]

Question. Why does what you’re listening to matter while playing? 😭

[rain jewel]

im the greatest of all time

[sonic laurel]

The music doesn’t make you a better player

Weird flex

[urban atlas]

def not bruh and you are 100% tooling

replays are such a savior 🙏

but hey

you didnt tell me how you were doing

still missin your ex

im just sayin

i would never have exes

but i mean if youre a twinkie its understandable

[urban atlas]

2-1 my ass bro targeting dont count 😂

[rain jewel]

no female or male would ever want u im sorry to say g

[urban atlas]

whatever you say g :)

[rain jewel]

@sacred wagon is more mature than u

[sonic laurel]

Wait guys the music it’s an important question stop beefing for 2 seconds and answer 🥺👉👈

[rain jewel]

lost in ur main gamemode lost in score on MURDER MYSTERY

im the best?

[rain jewel]

listen to white noise while playing then come back to me

[rain jewel]

ya

[sonic laurel]

I do that when my parents speak all the time though

[rain jewel]

shes w "cosmic quits" whoever that is

[sonic laurel]

It still doesn’t answer the question 😭 yall both just suck at the game then I guess

Hehe

[rain jewel]

what did u js say to me oppy?

[sonic laurel]

That you like chicken wings

[rain jewel]

i'll get @wide tree on you

she'll eat you in 1 bite

[sonic laurel]

Oh but I make big chicken wings, at least 2 biters

[urban atlas]

sucks to suck

@sly rover i mean imagine being a wet back on this gamemode

[rain jewel]

ur the one queuing alone

[urban atlas]

im queuing with someone bruh

also im not queuing you i queued backrooms

[sonic laurel]

So what songs make you worse at MM? Which make you better? In yalls oh so perfect opinion? 🧐

I feel Mozart would be fire

[urban atlas]

cuz backrooms is so horrible

[sonic laurel]

Backrooms best map

After nectar lake

[stark delta]

Who's play on mm right now?

[urban atlas]

yeah lets forget the fact you waited 2 minutes into the game to kill me LOL

also pigment is not it

[nocturne pulsar]

lock in

[rain jewel]

i didnt i was texting in a gc

[smoky vortex]

lock out

[nocturne pulsar]

no

[sonic laurel]

lock up

[smoky vortex]

lock down

[rain jewel]

@mystic garnet vouch?

[sonic laurel]

lock left

[nocturne pulsar]

LMFQO

[smoky vortex]

lock right

[rain jewel]

joke of the year

[sonic laurel]

lock north

[smoky vortex]

lock south

[urban atlas]

bruh you came back multiple times and did nothing till you saw me LOL

[sonic laurel]

lock east

[smoky vortex]

lock west

[urban atlas]

i thought you meant i was partied alone icl but nah i queued backrooms

[sonic laurel]

Kayne west mentioned?

[smoky vortex]

🍦

[sonic laurel]

Ooo thanks, I needed a snack this beef here is getting lame

[smoky vortex]

bro lb not working

im stuck at 1081 wins lol

[rain jewel]

id rather target nfc brent than you g

[sonic laurel]

I have 10298 wins this month

[smoky vortex]

lol nice

[sonic laurel]

I actually never win 😔

My name is a lie

[nocturne pulsar]

clearly

[spring otter]

That's strange, I can't connect anymore.

[smoky vortex]

@smoky vortex

[sonic laurel]

I can see clearly now the rain is gone

[nocturne pulsar]

?

[elfin vine]

Yea its been broken since hive went down yesterday

[smoky vortex]

but i have actually 1300 wins rn

[urban atlas]

why brent 😭

[smoky vortex]

daily stats

[sonic laurel]

Cause it’s a dumb name

🤷🏼‍♀️

[elfin vine]

I dont think any lbs have been working since it went down

Hopefully theyll fix it later tdy

[urban atlas]

bruh Brents my name 😭

[spring otter]

……？

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[halcyon socket]

Still no mm update

[wheat trout]

Luckily still no mm update

[spring otter]

What happened?

[frank dock]

Maintenance again I think

[spring otter]

There was maintenance yesterday as well, right?

[frank dock]

Yes they were

[frank dock]

I saw you today

[halcyon socket]

no murder update...

[frank dock]

Yeah

[halcyon socket]

😢

[spring otter]

[median jackal]

every time no mm update :P

[frank dock]

Hii!

[median jackal]

[soft sparrow]

still no mm Update.

[cobalt latch]

I think i need to play more frfr

[soft sparrow]

[frank dock]

Gj

My winrate is getting a little higher 👀

[cobalt latch]

holy

[frank dock]

Ye

[spring otter]

If there are 20 "still no mm update" comments per day, there have been about 3600 comments collected since last December.

[cobalt latch]

MM update out!!!!

[frank dock]

Ehh?

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[pallid garnet]

still no mm update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[ember needle]

Chain break bro

[spring otter]

Ah, it was deleted.

[atomic trout]

Try this link https://support.playhive.com/connection-issues/ and you can also try clicking add server, address geo.hivebedrock.network and port 19132 and see if you can join that way

[spring otter]

Ah, I was able to connect.

[celest oar]

i saw a ping i thought maaybe mm update

[atomic trout]

Good 👍

[urban atlas]

@sly rover this is also just a little funny

sw main my ass bet you closet cheat there too

[restive cape]

90% of pvp players think they own the game and start cheating thinking nobody would ever care

[urban atlas]

wow

instant delete 😭

lemme try again

[urban atlas]

fr tho, I wasnt even murd in this clip, he was running around for 2 and a half minutes or more just tryin to find me LOL, theres worse stuff in this same game but this part of the game was just funny

I literally gave him an earpiercing 😭 and ended up dying cuz i ran into one of those little shops LOL

dudes so predictable

[gaunt coral]

yes hello

[unreal junco]

nvm gng

[cyan island]

z!

[gaunt coral]

hellooooo 😄

[cyan island]

how are you?

[gaunt coral]

im good hbu?

[cyan island]

fighting for my life because of seasonal allergies

[restive cape]

report him 😊

[solid rivet]

Not cool bro

[ember needle]

Yes cool bro

[mild shoal]

stinky

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

stink lord omg

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

to mister stinky or …?

[urban atlas]

Erm

[cyan island]

cause he gotta go into the bath or something

[urban atlas]

Whatever you want it to be

[cyan island]

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

[thorny patrol]

Don’t pull that out on my wife

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

[cyan island]

[thorny patrol]

What she said but meaner

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

tag team 🤝

[urban atlas]

[cyan island]

[smoky vortex]

🍦

24 more

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[brittle lion]

still no mm update

[plucky garden]

still yes mm update

[lunar ermine]

mm update today? perhaps

[plucky garden]

rn

[grizzled crown]

get em con

[solid rivet]

If not then next week

[plucky garden]

i think i saw sum1 saying the same thing year ago

yeah here 😭

[grizzled crown]

if not today then some other day

[solid rivet]

@rigid tundra 🥀

[restive cape]

I know the release date

[solid rivet]

Zapper no u don't

[rigid kettle]

Me too

But remember I told you first

[solid rivet]

May 16?

16 or 17

😏

[rigid kettle]

Early 2026 May-june if not then mods are liars maybe 8-31 may

[restive cape]

proof 😊

I mean I know the exact release date not just a random friday

[brittle orbit]

Uhhuh

[elfin vine]

June isnt early 2026 at all its gotta be soon

6/12 months is mid 2026

[trim sparrow]

as i estimated that might be around June or July

[cloud copper]

It’s not early 2026 anymore

[plucky garden]

^

[elfin vine]

^

[plucky garden]

^

[elfin vine]

^

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[cyan island]

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[rigid kettle]

Omg my calendar is from saturn sorry

Lemme Fix it

[rigid kettle]

Check your dm

[restive cape]

whats there

[weak snow]

Update when

[idle mortar]

I’m thinking either later today or next Friday

I feel like it’s gonna be on a Friday

[sonic laurel]

🧐 well… I mean…

[weak snow]

Then why do we always call u connor..

[left raptor]

conner*

[sonic laurel]

Connie*

[thorny patrol]

CONNERRRR

[brittle orbit]

Bro's a master class actor 🤣🍻

[left raptor]

🙂‍↕️

[lament stag]

guys i maxed today!!!

[thorny patrol]

He’s not real😭

[rigid kettle]

There

Check

[elfin vine]

Pretty sure next friday is the start of a week off for UK schools and its a UK based company so next friday would make sense

They usually update on fridays

[near dune]

Tonight 🙏

[elfin vine]

Im trying to keep hope but its hard 🙏🙏🙏

[restive cape]

i cant see

[rigid kettle]

Because it’s dark ?

[buoyant remnant]

If not today next Friday 100%

[elfin vine]

Yea there's no way its later than next friday

[robust vine]

Yes there is

And it probably will be

It'll most likely be at the start of the summer holidays

[urban atlas]

Cuz its my middle name and Ive always been called by my middle name

[grizzled crown]

is ur user default or what

cus like con

conner

[frozen cypress]

Ponty is going to max soon

[urban atlas]

I made it a while back idk the reasoning behind it though lol

[urban atlas]

Also it’s Connor xD

[grizzled crown]

same thing

why cant i use the other commands

where is assistant

[elfin vine]

Thats months away right, they said "right around the corner" over a week ago

[robust vine]

Depends where from

For most in my country its abt 3 weeks away

[elfin vine]

Hives a UK based company I think here its mid/late July

I think teasing over 2 months in advance would be pretty ridiculous

[cloud copper]

Ya no ur fine but dev is right that it might come out close to the beginning US summer which for most is around now-2 weeks

[elfin vine]

I saw the message xjbce did the bot delete it 😭

But yea that could be it

[gilded whale]

still no mm update

[buoyant remnant]

Is it finally up?

[smoky vortex]

#4

[still crystal]

another friday another no mm update 😔

[brittle orbit]

As much as I have been somewhat uncaring about it, now it's genuinely gotten to a point where this thing has been expected for so long... Good lord it's taking it's sweet time 💀

[still crystal]

💀💀

[brittle orbit]

Liiike cmon now

What're we doin

[buoyant remnant]

like isn’t the update already made lol

Release it like in the next nanosecond iswrrrr

[brittle orbit]

Also why is there such a lack of info on this thing, like dawg

Let the community have some fruits bro 🥀🥀🥀

[still crystal]

Cuz it’s probably extremely unfinished and they don’t wanna admit it 💀

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah I’m pretty sure now they gotta pick a release date

everything’s been made but like cmon

[brittle orbit]

Bro if it is then that's just disappointing 💀💀💀

[buoyant remnant]

they can atleast change their mind

[brittle orbit]

Bro why do we gotta "pick" a release date like just... No?

[buoyant remnant]

Exactly but

They do this

[still crystal]

I just realized

[brittle orbit]

?

[buoyant remnant]

Why is discord so broken

[still crystal]

The Minecraft movie came out 7 months after the first trailer but mm update took 1.25 years so far rn 💀

A movie literally came out after a trailer faster than a game update announcement 😭

[buoyant remnant]

Crazy math

That’s like scary bro

[still crystal]

😭

[still crystal]

It’s also concerning the Mc movie’s final trailer wasn’t even out when the mm update was announced 💀

We even got a new hantavirus before the update 😭

[glacial forum]

@dreamy silo yo hi can u add this account my other discord got perma banned and u have dms and friend invites off xd

[urban atlas]

lol fr tho

[still crystal]

We even had a new color discovered, a record breaking northeast blizzard, possibly ww3, GTA 6 delay, a lot more all before this update 😭

[left raptor]

[buoyant remnant]

It’s crazy to think that hive players might die from it too

[sonic laurel]

It’s out guys 🤗

[full lynx]

wait lemme check

omg it is!!!

[sonic laurel]

Exactly I’m playing rn

[brittle lion]

still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

Fake news we on it rn

[brittle lion]

liar

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

I wouldn’t lie…

[brittle lion]

you did lie

[sonic laurel]

No no you misunderstand! I only tell future truths!!

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[narrow cedar]

I think ppl r dying from no mm update lol

[proven bane]

🫂 yes sister 😂

It's called mm update fever

[obsidian bane]

hantavirus is a coverup for the deaths caused my no mm update

[hollow dome]

I read that as “MM Forever”

😭

[narrow cedar]

Yes

[frank dock]

Yeah fr

[narrow cedar]

[near dune]

No update today 😢

Next week 🙏

[frank dock]

Pls gng

[manic oriole]

im stealing this, ty

[sonic laurel]

You’re welcome!

[mild shoal]

covid 2.0 around the corner

don't forget that, idek what they calling it

[sonic laurel]

It’s literally a known disease in rodents 😭 some nasty human touched something and didn’t wash their hands it ain’t that serious.

… medically yes but not covid 2.0

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[glass heart]

Been waiting for this update since last summer 🙁

[toxic warren]

…and it just affected the people that were enclosed in the cruise ship

My brain is fried right now

[sonic laurel]

🧐 you realize rodents love cruise ships and ships in general right? That’s why so many islands were devastated over thousands of years from ships sailing one to another 🤓 learn some history about how they caused many species to be pushed to the brink of extinction or fully caused them to go extinct.

I hope a new MM map related to rodents now to tie this all together

Also cruise ships don’t just stay at sea, they dock, you go on expeditions, you touch nasty stuff, you have poor hygiene, you can get sick.

[toxic warren]

Arguebdudnu don’t insult my historical knowledge, kind sir

[sonic laurel]

😭 I see why yall believe it’s covid 2.0 now cause like… I thought this was common sense

[toxic warren]

No no, i don’t believe it’s covid 2.0

It’s just a new virus that was spread on the cruise ship

[sonic laurel]

But it’s not new, a famous person’s wife died last year from it and many others have been warned of it before. That’s why you should always wash the tops of your soda cans before drinking them if they just sit out 😭

[toxic warren]

I suppose i should have researched this disease before making an argument about it based on what hear from my surroundings…

[sonic laurel]

Yeah, you always should. Going with the herd mentality is how you never form your own opinions and therefore KNOW what is fact from fiction. Would help a lot of people all over the world to look into anything and everything more than surface level and more than just a bias source. 🤗

[urban atlas]

yeah no ive heard of this virus before its like insanely deadly we had to be careful when dealin with mice in our home a few years back 😭 but i just hope its not like a weird variant thatll spread like crazy

[sonic laurel]

It helps especially with playing murder mystery!

[toxic warren]

also, i cannot think properly right now because of the apush exam soooo i have an excuse!!!!

[sonic laurel]

It won’t if people just clean their hands and the ones with it isolate.

[sonic laurel]

That’s easy! Just push people. Duh.

[urban atlas]

yeah unless its like transmitted through breathing it in or smth

and if they didnt do a good job of isolating

[toxic warren]

righhtt yeah that’s “a push” of an idea i dunno

[urban atlas]

but sometimes its noticed too late

[sonic laurel]

If you wash your hands PROPERLY after touching rodents and don’t have open cuts you typically will be fine.

[toxic warren]

what silly fellow decided to touch a rodent 😭

[urban atlas]

oh yeah fs but im pretty sure you get it from airborne particles

[sonic laurel]

Proper hygiene isn’t something most MM players have though so yall might wanna mask up…

[urban atlas]

My hygiene is on point icl my moms a clean freak XD

[sonic laurel]

If it’s messed with while cleaning yeah, that’s why masks and proper hygiene while sanitizing is a must 🤗

[urban atlas]

fr

[toxic warren]

But most people probably just decided to go back into public while holding the disease..

[sonic laurel]

It’s possible someone touched a surface without knowing it was contaminated, but again, please wash your hands and it solves so many issues lol

[urban atlas]

ong tho washing hands after like everything is so underrated

[toxic warren]

How do people not wash hands though, i swear that’s common sense (Thomas Paine pamphlet that led to American revolution)

[sonic laurel]

Oh they do, that’s why they tried to keep the ship at sea but that isn’t possible for the non sick that’s why they should be holding them in quarantine. Any random can have it on the street but typically it’ll make you feel too sick to even go out from what I know

[left raptor]

💯

[sonic laurel]

So stay in and play the Hive!!!

[left raptor]

first game on and already got a tooler 😔

[toxic warren]

Yes!! Lets go back into the public with a potentially deadly virus

[sonic laurel]

I work retail and have watched countless employees and customers walk out bathrooms without washing hands. Like at least 2-3 times a week. I’m so serious. You just aren’t taught by your parents or are gross.

[urban atlas]

yeah i just hope its not like super transmissable and they caught it early enough before people spread it to other otherwise it might honestly be an epidemic or smth depending on how easy it gets transferred

[toxic warren]

Ewuh i used to work in a restaurant but luckily everyone was clean there

[sonic laurel]

Since they found out before allowing them to dock I’m sure they did the proper protocol at least for the Americans returning here from what I’ve seen but I haven’t gone into full detail with it all.

[toxic warren]

That is wonderbludden to hear

[sonic laurel]

Yeah typically at a restaurant, you’d hope at a retail store that deals with food but nah 😭 I had to snitch one day cause it was a produce worker I saw do it and I was like ain’t no way. Pretty sure she was written up 🥲

[toxic warren]

NOOO im scared to pick up the produce now 😭

[sonic laurel]

Always wash your produce either way 😭 customers are just as gross lol

Always gotta have clean fruits and veggies for when you play murder mystery!

[toxic warren]

Yes! Don’t wanna get scurvy!!

[fluid breach]

so many new players in murd mystery, they're always shooting other innocents who clearly have bows 😭

[sonic laurel]

That would make playing MM very hard!

[sonic laurel]

Icl I did that earlier cause they were an ecouple doing absolutely nothing. Not even collecting coins and just in a corner 😭 at least play the game guys

[toxic warren]

Very very difficult! Not very fun

[fluid breach]

fr

like the murd should be automatically kicked if they don't get a kill in two minutes

[sonic laurel]

Maybe that’s why the update is taking so long! The devs got scurvy from not eating their fruits and veggies!

[fluid breach]

that would fix a lot of those long games with players who don't do anything as murd

[toxic warren]

oh yeahhh that’s what it is!! wow i sure do hope they eat their clean fruits and veggies so that they can release the mm update sooner!

[sonic laurel]

The other day I genuinely couldn’t find anyone on nectar lake to kill so 😭 sometimes it ain’t always their fault it took like 1:45 just to find my first person within killing distance.

So it’s very map dependent there.

[toxic warren]

agreed

but for some reason i couldn’t find anyone on ct of all maps

[sonic laurel]

I feel like that would really help! They should get on it and if they release it tomorrow then it was definitely because of our suggestion to cure their scurvy!

[toxic warren]

Yes! We might have just saved the mm update!

[sonic laurel]

Had the most obvious “I’m the killer” round on there last night. I was killing so openly and still won. I killed the only high level player cause they were TYPING. It was so lame.

[sonic laurel]

Wooooo! Can’t wait for the MM update tomorrow!!!

[toxic warren]

that’s really sad.. i had the same experience but lost 😞

[toxic warren]

Yayayayayayy!! MM update tomorrow at 1pm!

[sonic laurel]

The last person and I had a staring contest from the 2 bridges I jumped off and just ran at them. They missed their bow and just gave up 😭

[sonic laurel]

@full lynx pls confirm!

[toxic warren]

Wowie that’s a really eventful way to win

[sonic laurel]

Such a bad round. I’m about to play now and hopefully have some better ones but people are so bad these days. I miss this time last year when people were actually decent and more competitive. Now I’m just killing 10 year olds and it’s lame.

In game guys in game pls no fbi

[toxic warren]

Yes please, lunarwagg, you should eat ur veggies and then confirm the update is tomorrow once you’re cured of scurvy

[sonic laurel]

Yes please cure your scurvy first

We don’t need that around these parts

[toxic warren]

Actually yeah that’s real

Last year i either sucked or was getting put with prestige 6 level 800 people, but this year it’s incredibly easy for some odd reason

[sonic laurel]

It’s cause everyone got tired of the update so it’s gonna be crazy when it comes out and within 3 weeks it’ll go back to how it is now 😭 maybe… if they release closer to summer break then MAYBE not but…

[toxic warren]

Ooooo the MM westward expansion is going to happen, leading to the industrial age!

[sonic laurel]

Exactly that, some good players might stick around but it just depends on how good the update actually is. If they give more maps like nectar lake then no. They need more maps the size of like warehouse or a mix of open/close like eso

[toxic warren]

that makes no sense.. i mean- the new era is going to bring new immigrants so natives are going to lose jobs and thus will lower wages

[sonic laurel]

It will just bring hive more money 😡

[toxic warren]

that’s basically what i was thinking so maybe the new maps with be super duper good and also the new features will make the game feel fresh n stuff

[toxic warren]

Oh no!! Time for the progressive era!

Lowk sleep sounds pretty nice right now

So byeeee

[sonic laurel]

You gotta hope it’s taking so long cause they are coming with at least 3-4 new GOODish maps and maybe 1 crappy one. Minimum. If it’s just cause the new lobby 😭 that’s lame

[toxic warren]

hopefully!! if they were struggling on building, they could’ve just called me up yknow

[sonic laurel]

Exactly! We would make such good maps.

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[ember needle]

Ewww mm update bro

[sonic laurel]

It’s up right now!

[full lynx]

shutnup!!!

[hollow dome]

22/07? That is an anagram of 2027… Oh no…

[sonic laurel]

I’m crying rn

Mods ban him

[sonic laurel]

No it just means you’re probably American because that’s how most of the world writes dates 🧐 or maybe it is an anagram the world may never know

[hollow dome]

I’m Mexican

I just wanted to yap

No one can have fun anymore

[hollow dome]

I write day/month/year

[sonic laurel]

No lunar is the fun police unfortunately

He said it’s a strict new update for MM

[hollow dome]

Bruh @full lynx What happened to the fun and happy Hive mod 😭

Why’d you become a dictator

[sonic laurel]

He just said we were too hard on him about the update coming out and he can’t be creative with our desire to murder haunting him

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[grizzled crown]

@past smelt whats w ur stats

only playing murder rounds?

[full lynx]

no mm update and i’m stealing everyone’s coins!!

[fringe swan]

Basically

[fringe swan]

Whattt

[grizzled crown]

looked like afking for a sec till i saw the murders

[kind obsidian]

Why collect game coins, when you can collect real coins

How many years can a game stay popular?

[sonic laurel]

You are cruel

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[spring otter]

still no mm update

[kind obsidian]

Still no mm update

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[fringe swan]

Whenever Xeon is still in game, safe to assume it's him lol

[kind obsidian]

Still no 67

[grizzled crown]

very true

[soft sparrow]

still no mm update?

[trim sparrow]

summer 2026

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[kind obsidian]

Still no grilled sandwiche

[solid rivet]

Not ew bro😡

[solid rivet]

Add bread sword as murder weapon

And bread throwable

[stable lynx]

No bread but cookie weapons

[shrewd sable]

mm xp overhaul when?

[solid rivet]

In mm update hopefully

[stable lynx]

Do we get mm update first or do we get GTA VI first?

[solid rivet]

Bw s5

[stable lynx]

Don't really like bw

Im a pve player

[solid rivet]

I don't really like you

[stable lynx]

Thanks

[solid rivet]

😊

[stable lynx]

Now step on a legobrick

[solid rivet]

😡

[stable lynx]

Gtg now, touching grass for about 12h now, maybe more.

[solid rivet]

Ew poisonous stuff

[gilded whale]

bedwars season 20

[elfin vine]

[ember needle]

Yes ew bro

[shrewd sable]

bw season 8 first

[restive cape]

I got you all covered

I have the release date 😊

[solid rivet]

Next Friday

Yes

[ember needle]

I most certainly hope not bro

[solid rivet]

Its same as build battle update bro

Mid of may

[ember needle]

That's rather cruel bro

[solid rivet]

I love speed builders

[solid rivet]

If u keep hating on mm

Bw S5 will be summer themed