🕵・murder-mystery

[olive chasm]

never be sorry we're only observers and experiencers

you can? where

[full lynx]

over there

[olive chasm]

over where

[sonic laurel]

In lunars settings, I have them too. I hacked him 8 years ago

[olive chasm]

that's not very good

[stuck void]

This guy stinks

[olive chasm]

thats not very nice

[stuck void]

He’s messing with you

[sonic laurel]

He does, he’s really bad

[olive chasm]

thats not very nice

[stuck void]

fr

[stuck void]

I know right💔

[olive chasm]

why are you two being mean

[stuck void]

Yeah why are you being mean lunar

[full lynx]

she is such a liar and known evil person in the community do not listen to her

[stuck void]

Don’t even start

[stuck void]

I’m banning you rn

[full lynx]

she just tried to kick my hamster last week

[stuck void]

You don’t even have a hamster

😭

[full lynx]

yeah anymore

[stuck void]

omg

[full lynx]

you ate it

[stuck void]

you just said I kicked it

[echo lance]

Mm sucks rn

[stuck void]

so does lunar

[full lynx]

am i the greatest to ever do it

[stuck void]

no

[olive chasm]

once upon a time

[stuck void]

what😭

[urban atlas]

[full lynx]

well no it actually happened

[stuck void]

actually you’re lying

he ate my hamster

[full lynx]

so what loser

[stuck void]

WHAT

[urban atlas]

[olive chasm]

i was telling a story but got scared because i got a warning already for saying

[sonic laurel]

He was mean the last time I was nice.

[olive chasm]

what would jesus do

[sonic laurel]

Spite him.

[full lynx]

i would do nothing

[snow river]

lmao

its possible tho

knowing how much theyve delayed it

[mild shoal]

mm update gettin delayed again 100%

[snow river]

yeah definitely

[mild shoal]

yes he is

[olive chasm]

please no delay i will cry /gen

[mild shoal]

i hate to break it to ya

def gonna be a delay 👀

[snow river]

if they already did many times

it aint changing now either

[strong magnet]

the mm update is gonna get delayed worse than gta 6

[olive chasm]

its ok crying is good

[snow river]

lmao

[thorny patrol]

Have faith smh

[mild shoal]

you literally know its gonna get delayed what u on bout twin

[thorny patrol]

No no they would never let us down again

[mild shoal]

[strong magnet]

they would never run around and desert us

[olive chasm]

haha funny song reference

[thorny patrol]

[sonic laurel]

They would never make us cry, or make us say goodbye? Never tell a lie or hurt us?

[olive chasm]

haha more lyrics from the same song so clever and funny

[strong magnet]

nonono ofc not

[urban atlas]

I laughed

[sonic laurel]

Woah, you got that? I thought I was so subtle

[strong magnet]

wow no way u caught that it was like the most subtle thing ever

[sonic laurel]

They made us cry before though

Got rid of Nemo slap and the other mini games 😔

[snow river]

sure

[thorny patrol]

[dire estuary]

[half jolt]

Peaple spel with me

E

D

B

T

Z

[dusky silo]

hewwooooo pwincess

[dire estuary]

herroooooooooo pwincesss

[urban atlas]

Stinky

[dusky silo]

u canT smell thru a screen so that’s def u…😰

[urban atlas]

I see you edited this what went wrong?

also i have powers and can soooo

jokes on you :3

[dusky silo]

nunurbusy idevmijjik

blablabla

[urban atlas]

asd;flja;fiwafaw;dva;df;alkwdfj;aoweifoiweghpaeirjvpa98wyf9qp834yfpiahpiaf8w9e-fp28ehva;oiwdhvz

[dusky silo]

ban him for chetaing

[urban atlas]

you

I'm the biggest tooler

[dusky silo]

no iiiim da biggest tooler

[urban atlas]

no

just no

[dusky silo]

[urban atlas]

[dusky silo]

[urban atlas]

[spring otter]

This that was in BUZZ is intriguing.

Does the gathering of suspects mean the two-person murder mode is finally coming?

[sonic laurel]

It means that droids are coming to the game mode obvs.

[spring otter]

Since it was introduced on BUZZ, can I trust that it will come this time?

[sonic laurel]

My source, @full lynx says no. Expect it in 20255

[full lynx]

i’m a time traveler, i have deep credentials

[sonic laurel]

He also lies a lot though.

[charred elbow]

Slot machine mayhaps

[inland grove]

It only gives 500 qp

[pulsar oxide]

oh

I haven’t prestiged before so i wouldn’t know xd

[inland grove]

Well my brother just prestiged this month and he just leveled fast after prestiging to 35

[stable lynx]

Did he touched grass? Or 24/7 of gaming

[inland grove]

He managed to reach 75th on leaderboard after that on 3rd may

[inland grove]

Nah, he's jst too good on mobile

[stable lynx]

Nice

Yesterday when i became the murderer i just died at castel town while jumping in tje water by accident

I wasnt murderer in like 30 rounds.

[inland grove]

😭

rip

Well castle town is worst map as murderer

[stable lynx]

Yeah, i just wanted to kill my friends i played with. They survived.

[inland grove]

There was one guy last remaining but I didn't find him and lost 😭

[stable lynx]

You get a tracker in the end that should help u ig.

[inland grove]

It didn't he was hiding and running again and again and also he was sheriff so I can't risk too much...

[stable lynx]

Yeah thats bad then.

[pulsar oxide]

The other day I wasn’t paying attention to my game at all and did the same thing
And I’m pretty sure someone here saw it happen as well

[stable lynx]

👀

Prefect, my game has finally updatet. Now I can play mm and murder yall

[pulsar oxide]

That’s assuming the update doesn’t completely break the game like usual

[stable lynx]

Ill hope they make an 2 or 3 murderer game mode with larger maps. I would love to play that.

[pulsar oxide]

100 player murder mystery

[stable lynx]

Free for all murderer.

[solid rivet]

500 or 1000 is not enough for me

I used alot of boosters😡

[frank dock]

This

[stable lynx]

You can use alot boosters again.

[solid rivet]

😾

I will bite you robot

[stable lynx]

Go try it.

[lavish python]

@urban atlas It's ghost not ghast 😔

[solid rivet]

My teeth are made of titanium

[urban atlas]

mb bro ✌️

[stable lynx]

It just happend again. With 2 inos remaining

[stable lynx]

Can we talk about it?
I can give you delicious apples as much you want

[ember needle]

That's not nice bro

[solid rivet]

Not you bro

[ember needle]

Oh okay bro

[solid rivet]

I don't really talk to robots

Clankers are cooler

[spring otter]

I want to tell my past self, who was excited about the update coming around the time I reached level 200 and prestiged, "It won't come for another year."

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[smoky vortex]

i was lvl 1 on 26 april now im lvl 70

[stable lynx]

Nice

[solid rivet]

2025 right

U can't get to lvl 70 in 2 weeks

[stable lynx]

Only if you don't touch grass and play 24/7 no break.

[stable lynx]

Sooner or later the robots will conquer the world.

[solid rivet]

I will destroy every robot you noobs

[solid rivet]

U have to eliminate me first before u can do that

[kind obsidian]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[solid rivet]

I think u need bread

Talking nonsense

[kind obsidian]

Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

[solid rivet]

😬

[celest oar]

still no mm update

[minor leaf]

Hes still not banned bro

[grizzled crown]

its hive

no one gets banned

[solid rivet]

Sometimes they do

Most of the time no

[left raptor]

[solid rivet]

Wait i will also try reporting

[sonic laurel]

Fake news. I’ve been banned for using leap in block drop. TWICE.

[grizzled crown]

apart from people playing legit getting banned

[inland grove]

Bruh technically u r also using the pack 😭

[minor leaf]

Its not my clip bro he uploaded this clip on waypoint

[inland grove]

Oh

[solid rivet]

Bro i reported

[minor leaf]

Why did they delete the clip lol

Thanks bro

[grizzled crown]

hive would rather delete any evidence rather then ban ppl

[left raptor]

😭

[fierce vale]

Not the case at all. We removed the video because we can see the player was reported via the correct channels. Sharing clips here only starts arguments, we also wouldn't want to promote the tool showcased in the video.

[grizzled crown]

most likely won't be banned tho

[sonic laurel]

Hi Emily. When is MM update?

February 30th 2027?

[minor leaf]

I reported him 4 days ago and nothing happened

[sonic laurel]

Is Peyton still around?

🧐

[restive cape]

hey everyone 😊

[sonic laurel]

Bye everyone

[fierce vale]

I'd suggest keeping an eye out on our updates page, we haven't shared a release date: https://updates.playhive.com/changelog

[grizzled crown]

zapppier was better

[left raptor]

why is ass in ur user?

[sonic laurel]

Hmm too much effort sadly

Reminds me of nautilus

Idk how 🤷🏼‍♀️

[fierce vale]

I can't see any reports from you lately. Are you sure you reported in #🚔・report-rulebreakers ?

[minor leaf]

Yes

100%

[grizzled crown]

if bro gets banned ill take back anything iv said about hive

it won't happen

[minor leaf]

Also he says like ez every time he wins with his esp

[restive cape]

I don't match with players anymore 😊

[grizzled crown]

huh

oh was zapppier matching w someone?

[restive cape]

yes

[grizzled crown]

ah

zapppier still looks better

[restive cape]

your opinion 😊

[solid rivet]

Did u actually changed ur gamertag?

[restive cape]

yes

[limpid ruin]

how many❓times 🕐 have you changed 🔀 your 🫵 ign? 🤔🏷️

[restive cape]

25 times if we count ps too

[sonic laurel]

Sounds like someone I used to know

[formal cedar]

but you didn’t have to cut me off

[sonic laurel]

Make out like it never happened? And that we were nothing?

[tulip scarab]

we currently expect to release this update in early 2026.

[solid rivet]

#📰・hive-updates mm update omg

[solid rivet]

But its mid 2026

[tulip scarab]

the last newsletter featured a section dedicated to the mm update, I expect it to release soon

[solid rivet]

Yes this month

May 16-17

I think

[rigid tundra]

mm update in 15 may

[tulip scarab]

where is this info from

[solid rivet]

Remember the build battle update

[tulip scarab]

they don't have a schedule for updates

[rigid tundra]

idk i was thinking

its 15 or 20 mat

may*

[solid rivet]

Trust bro

[tulip scarab]

this is completely unrelated from the build battle update

[rigid tundra]

yesa

[solid rivet]

Have u seen april 2025 newsletter

[tulip scarab]

yes

[sonic laurel]

🧐 so between now and 2028

[solid rivet]

Similar to this years april newsletter

Bro it might be mid may

[tulip scarab]

my best guess is next month

they tend to release big updates in the summer

[solid rivet]

Next month is bw s5

[tulip scarab]

Oh is it

[sonic laurel]

Well according to my calendar I cut the dates out of it’s May 30th so

They gotta get on it

[tulip scarab]

then it's gotta be this month

[solid rivet]

Right @trim sparrow

[rigid tundra]

bruh

[solid rivet]

Insectpig prediction kinda makes sense

[sonic laurel]

No one even likes bedwars

[solid rivet]

Everyone does

[tulip scarab]

well they're definitely gonna have some spacing between the 2 updates

[sonic laurel]

Not me and I’m everyone. 😡

[solid rivet]

Bro trust the dog and pony

[spring otter]

The update will probably come on Friday.

[tulip scarab]

Shall I?

[solid rivet]

Trust us

[sonic laurel]

No

[solid rivet]

Dog and pony knows better than all of you

[sonic laurel]

Idk, ponies are kinda lame

They’re just smol horse

[tulip scarab]

so should I be trusting the bear now?

[sonic laurel]

Yes. Always trust bears.

Except in the woods. They’re liars.

[tulip scarab]

what about bears in the arctic circle

[sudden siren]

Let's play it

[sonic laurel]

No, only the black and white ones that we created because of how popular they were on Minecraft cause that’s how science works

[rigid tundra]

YES😊

[tulip scarab]

sounds good enough

[sudden siren]

So when will you finally add me

[sonic laurel]

Exactly.

[rigid tundra]

2027

[sudden siren]

Don't beg it

Just add me brother

[rigid tundra]

ill add u in july

2026

[sonic laurel]

Don’t add them.

Make them wait.

[lament stag]

but i dont even NEED your love

[rigid tundra]

yes thanks

[sudden siren]

I'm her carry for pubs

[lament stag]

is that the right next line…

[sudden siren]

She has no one better to play with

[rigid tundra]

guys i maxed today!!!

[rigid tundra]

yea </3

[restive cape]

I know the release date and I will reveal it after it drops but I have it saved 😊

[sonic laurel]

You treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

[rigid tundra]

what is it😊

[sonic laurel]

Carry me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[sudden siren]

In what

[sonic laurel]

Idk I just wanted to say ill add you never 🤧

I have only Jeo as friend

[sudden siren]

Stupid mm players

[sonic laurel]

Hope that helps

[sonic laurel]

Waiting on updates does that to toy

You lol

[sonic laurel]

SAME

[lament stag]

you didnt have to stoop so low 😞

[lament stag]

YOU KNWO IT

[sonic laurel]

Had your friend collect your records then changed ya number

[sudden siren]

Didn't you own a mm server at one point

[lament stag]

i guess that i dont need that though, now your just somebody that i used to know

[sonic laurel]

Technically no, Dan did always

I just had more authority over yall being dumb than others 🥱

[sonic laurel]

Then it repeats and I’m lazy hehe

[sudden siren]

well dan is irrelevant

[sonic laurel]

Also that wasn’t part of the song 😔

[lament stag]

its okay, get ur sleep girl

[solid rivet]

We murder the mystery

[sudden siren]

Do we now

[sonic laurel]

Idk if he even plays or what servers are active. I just wanted to see if things updated or if I missed things. Sadly it’s just more boring than it was before. But being annoying in my tiny bit of free time is nice for now 🥰

[sudden siren]

Mm is bare dry now

[sonic laurel]

Me when mystery was murdered

[sudden siren]

I just came back to see if anything happened or if the old people were still around

[sonic laurel]

Exactly and idk who’s who now so it’s fun

[lament stag]

im jeo!!

[sonic laurel]

Lot of unknown prestiges but also get lots of lobbies with me being the only prestige 😭

Lots of low level nerds

[sonic laurel]

No you’re Jeo

[sudden siren]

I just see the most random pres 5 players now on eu

[sonic laurel]

EU is lame in general but there are lots of 2s/3s and I’m like 🧐 ew new

[sudden siren]

I mean its bound to happen

I left the mm com around late 2023

Zero idea what happened from then to now

[sonic laurel]

Stuff, idk when I left technically, idk the beef people had with who or even with me either cause i don’t care to remember so it’s fun seeing new names and just trolling them. Do miss some of the old names though and playing CSes and such

But yall suck now so 🥱

[brittle lion]

no mm update yet

[sudden siren]

I miss beefing

It was so easy to get someone mad

Just grief them once and they forever hate you

[sonic laurel]

There is for me! Just update your Minecraft fully!

[brittle lion]

deadass???????

[sonic laurel]

😭 I don’t even remember much about who I was beefing with or why

[sonic laurel]

Aliveass

[sonic laurel]

I’ll grief you then we can beef forever. I just won’t remember it in about 3 weeks

[sudden siren]

There were some odd balls

[sudden siren]

I think we had an argument once i don't remember about what

[sonic laurel]

🤷🏼‍♀️ probably when a bunch of people got all upset and I was being mean cause it made me laugh idk that’s literally about the only times I remember but never who it was with 😭

We can always start fresh beef! Ground today!

[sudden siren]

I did send some upsetting stuff back then

[sudden siren]

YEs!

[sonic laurel]

Okay so like idk your pfp looks like 2 rats bucko

😭

[sudden siren]

😠

[sonic laurel]

LMK how that works for you 🤗

[sonic laurel]

🥩

[brittle lion]

i willlllllllll

[sudden siren]

Let me know as well

please 🥺 👉 👈

[brittle lion]

if yall are messing with me im gonna explode

[sonic laurel]

I’m praying for you

[sonic laurel]

I would never. I swear on hive’s life.

[sudden siren]

On oppy's Hive account it will work

[sonic laurel]

Yeah def trust the process

It just might take a few weeks to fully update 😶‍🌫️

[brittle lion]

no kidding, its been at 0/1 gigabytes for 5 minutes

[sonic laurel]

That is crazy, mine has 0/67 gigglebites

[brittle lion]

SIX SEVENNN

we need to bring back 67

[sonic laurel]

Icl I need sleep cause I laughed too hard at how stupid I am being.

Hopefully the update works for you!!!

[brittle lion]

my computer slow asl so its gonna be more than a few weeks before its done 🥹

[lament stag]

are u the one that was sending the memes that werent really funny but you thought they were?

idk i rmr someone getting rlly upset at me over that

cause i would tell them how unfunny they were and they HATED/hate me

but i dont even rmr who it was

if it was you thats my bad fr, i was just trolling

[sudden siren]

Well i sent one thing in the "pets channel" if you recall that

[lament stag]

nah idr

[sudden siren]

If you do it was a dare from 3 of my irl friends

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

what was it

[sudden siren]

It was a non living chicken😭 and loads of people got really mad

[lament stag]

….

[sudden siren]

I was like 14/15 then

[lament stag]

i think i do rmr that bruh but very vaguely, thats messed up 😭

[sudden siren]

Found it very amusing

[sudden siren]

Hardly anyone liked me then so i just wanted to bait

[sonic laurel]

Freak! I’m sorry! You’ll catch up to my updated version soon!

[sudden siren]

don't worry it will work!!

[lament stag]

ahhhh got ya, well im sure it made it worse😭

[brittle lion]

why do i have a feeling yall are messing with me 😭

[sudden siren]

Yeah i really didn't care 😭

[solid rivet]

What if mm update tomorrow

[sonic laurel]

We wouldn’t! Only Jeo would

[lament stag]

fair enough, not at that age

[lament stag]

what the heck!!!

[sonic laurel]

Update your Minecraft! It’s out now!

[brittle lion]

im guessing thats oppy?

[sonic laurel]

Hi Jeo

[sudden siren]

it was a bunch of adults already harassing me for shooting their king in mm before hand

[lament stag]

hello

[sudden siren]

So i just wanted to bait

[lament stag]

whos their king 😭

[sudden siren]

We are nice

[sonic laurel]

I like chicken wings

[sudden siren]

Tlit rc

[brittle lion]

okie you better be

[lament stag]

mmm im getting fried chicken w my boyfriend after school

IM EXCITED

[sonic laurel]

😭 I’m jealous

[lament stag]

ohhhh got ya 😭

[brittle lion]

OMG IT UPDATED

[sonic laurel]

I’m having leftover tacos

[lament stag]

yay!!!

[sonic laurel]

YAY!

[lament stag]

what kind, ground beef? pastor? beef fajita?

[sonic laurel]

Send us videos of you playing the update!

[sudden siren]

Yesss get on and play!!

[brittle lion]

i cant send vidoes here 😔

[sonic laurel]

Technically it’s carne asada but with carnitas seasoning 😭

[lament stag]

yummmm share share share

[sonic laurel]

Only enough for me left 🥺 I make more

[lament stag]

yeahhh make me some

[sonic laurel]

Well we will just have to figure it out!

[brittle lion]

tell me howw

[sonic laurel]

Just record!

How is the update so far?

[brittle lion]

i had to close and reopen minecraft bc the public servers werent loading

[sonic laurel]

Oof that’s a major L bucko

Not looking too good on the update

[brittle lion]

loading in rn

[sharp monolith]

Hold on is the mm update out???

[fierce vale]

No, the murder mystery update is not out.

[sharp monolith]

Then what is this about you guys 💔

[sudden siren]

yeah keep trying

[brittle lion]

no update

yall lied

😭

[sharp monolith]

Just ragebait? 💔💔

[sonic laurel]

We didn’t lie

[brittle lion]

yes

[sharp monolith]

Khiassss

[sonic laurel]

We just didn’t tell the current truth

Not that Emily had to snitch 🤧

[brittle lion]

then whats this?

[sonic laurel]

The future truth!

[sharp monolith]

I guess if the choice was stan Sombr or lie about mm update I'd have done the same

[brittle lion]

at least my minecraft is updated

[limpid ruin]

omg bruh two posts in #📰・hive-updates today but none were the mm update 💔

[sonic laurel]

See! Ready for what is to come and what has been done!

[sonic laurel]

Update your Minecraft! It is!

[brittle lion]

dont listen to them

theyre lying

[limpid ruin]

ok! 😁

[sonic laurel]

🤗 happy to help!

[solid rivet]

Emily is it this month?😊

I will eat the hive bees if not

Bees with honey😋

On bread🤤

[sonic laurel]

Emily isn’t here to answer that just ruin the incredibly helpful conversation we were having 😔

[restive cape]

I know the answer 😊

[solid rivet]

Is it no?

[elfin vine]

Its coming 8th may 2206

[solid rivet]

2205 bro

[elfin vine]

Typo mb

[solid rivet]

If not next week

[elfin vine]

I think itll be this friday but we can never be 100% sure

Teasing it over 2 weeks before and saying "just around the corner" feels quite premature

I think this friday makes the most sense

[restive cape]

yes or no 🤔

[hollow dome]

Hi Assaultist 😊

Are you a MM Update believer 😊

[sonic laurel]

No they aren’t

[restive cape]

yes 😊

[hollow dome]

It’s okay to be wrong 😊 /j

Eventually it’ll come, but not on a close future

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[stable lynx]

Pov: One day after yalls death.

Hive: hello there, here is the mm update yall wanted.

[civic spoke]

Yes very real

When we all die of age mm update will come out

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[wheat trout]

Luckily no mm update

@smoky axle

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[trim sparrow]

watch me predict it

mm update will be releasing on December 2026

[wheat trout]

No

It will never happen

I hope

[soft sparrow]

Still no mm update

[stable lynx]

MM update before gta6?

[brittle orbit]

Bro does not have the release date, also what's the point of releasing the date after it drops LMAO bro is training to be a professional rage baiter

I'm gonna wait till the update drops and just say "Oh yeah it releases like 6-9-2028! See I knew the date"

🥀🥀🥀

[lament stag]

guys i maxed today!!!

[atomic trout]

mhm totally https://playhive.com/profile/justjeongin

It says 73 pres 3

[left raptor]

it’s not updated :3

[atomic trout]

It updates quite often and the time needed to level up 227 levels is about a day or two

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

hmmm last I checked she was pres max+67

🤔

[atomic trout]

Liar

[left raptor]

❌

[lament stag]

Ai

[atomic trout]

Nope if it was AI it would've been a different link than an official one

I wouldn't have been able to send it

[lament stag]

the link is Ai

[atomic trout]

Did you even read what i said

If it was AI Hive's chat filter would have blocked it

I think

And playhive.com is their official website anyway

[lament stag]

playhive.com is Ai…do you not know that

[atomic trout]

No I don't but even if it's AI its still their official site

So the info there is correct

[lament stag]

its not correct because its Ai…

or like that person said maybe its not updated yet

[atomic trout]

No that's not true Its not AI and it is correct info, everything else is correct and AI can be correct too

and maxing it from lvl 373 would take longer than it takes for it to update

[lament stag]

it literally is Ai though, i dont think youre understanding. yes Ai can be correct but in this instance it is not.

all of it

cause i maxed today

[atomic trout]

You are the one not understanding but at this point youre just ragebaiting, bye

[lament stag]

i understand fully, completely, 100%. im not ragebaiting, i simply said i maxed today and the false link you sent was Ai. goodbye.

[restive cape]

how does anyone fall for it 🤣 🍻

[restive cape]

I can't leak it tho

[restive cape]

well I have the release date before anyone else

unless someone followed my way or they were earlier then me 😊

[brittle orbit]

Alr... So what's the point of constantly stating that you have it then lol

I'm not entirely convinced bro has it in the slightest 🤫🤣🤣

[atomic trout]

I didn't fall for it? 🤨 I tried to make them understand my point but I wasn't upset or anything

[left raptor]

than*

😊

[brittle orbit]

GG

What's funny is tho I didn't fully recognize the mistake I subconsciously knew something was off about that sentence

[grizzled crown]

i didn't know you did 360s

[dusty pebble]

No

[mild shoal]

now you do

[mild shoal]

yes 🫂

[dusty pebble]

🫂 that was clean

[grizzled crown]

🙏

[snow river]

maybe its because i just woke up but i genuinely cant see when u hit em because its too fast lmao

but really good clips

[worthy marlin]

[shy mist]

goatt

[left raptor]

😭 zapppiers not so perfect now i guess 😊

[brittle orbit]

"now" ???
Man Idk if there was even an "ever"

[mild shoal]

now that's a statement i can get behind :3

[brittle orbit]

Brozowskie... I can't even lie these are clean

Fire shots man 🙏🙏🙏

I like sarcasm as well 🔥🔥🔥

Man, I didn't realize how funny you are 🤣🤣🤣

[brittle orbit]

Bro casually just started doing 360s

[left raptor]

[brittle orbit]

🔥🔥🔥

[left raptor]

pres when 🥹??!!

[mild shoal]

ty ty

[mild shoal]

whoops

[left raptor]

[brittle orbit]

Not even Kasuir's account lol he posted zapppiers

[left raptor]

@restive cape when u prestiging 🥹joking 😭

😭

[versed galleon]

MrRiLfy is a murder mystery tool user 🤣💀

[restive cape]

hes so pro

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[olive chasm]

mm update?

[stable lynx]

Guess

[glossy ingot]

ikea master

[olive chasm]

uh yes?

[glossy ingot]

huh

[olive chasm]

whoops i just sent a idk if i can say your what your pfp is without getting a warning

[glossy ingot]

boykisser?

its not filtered

[undone dagger]

@silent arrow

[silent arrow]

[undone dagger]

[narrow cedar]

👀

[undone dagger]

👀

[narrow cedar]

lol 🤣

[silent arrow]

👀

[undone dagger]

?

[narrow cedar]

nothing

[olive chasm]

YOU GET NOTHING!

[undone dagger]

Huh

[narrow cedar]

?

[olive chasm]

?

[civic spoke]

Question mark insert here

[olive chasm]

this is an example of laziness in the dictionary

[civic spoke]

What bro

I was trying to be funny

Also still no mm update

[undone dagger]

Why u laugh at me 😔

[narrow cedar]

I wasn’t laughing at you

[sonic laurel]

I was though

[solid rivet]

#📰・hive-updates mm update where 😾

[narrow cedar]

Wow 😑

[sonic laurel]

Hehe

[narrow cedar]

[unreal halo]

May 15th

[sonic laurel]

MM updated! 🤗 trust me @full lynx gave me this info

[unreal halo]

Supposedly

[cyan jetty]

I can just imagine the people who saw this and jumped, just to see it’s this… still no mm update.

[sonic laurel]

I feel like they probably wouldn’t update it until closer to a weekend or a holiday so they might wait until closer to school being out 🧐 to get the most traction, of course

[unreal halo]

Splodger said may 15th from what I was informed

[narrow cedar]

lies

[brittle lion]

yea dont listen to them, theyve been lying all day

[cyan jetty]

? Where’d you see this?

[unreal halo]

A friend took a screenshot in hive chat of him saying it

I don't know where to find it rn

But I can ask for it

[narrow cedar]

ye

[unreal halo]

U might be able to look through the media section of this chat and find it

[sonic laurel]

Splodger is a list. We all know this from what lunar said.

[sonic laurel]

HEY! I didn’t lie… I just told the future truth!

[brittle lion]

"Updated" is the past tense and past participle of the verb "update".Past Tense: It describes an action that already happened (e.g., "I updated the software yesterday").

so yes, you lied

[brittle lion]

this

[sonic laurel]

No in the future it will be past tense! Duh

Also that was lunar lying not me

[brittle lion]

no it was you

i believe you responded to me first

tell me if im wrong

[sonic laurel]

I have never responded to any cats in my life except for my own cause he’s cute

[brittle lion]

[sonic laurel]

🤗

Hope this helps!

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[silent arrow]

Still no mm update

[pulsar oxide]

bro really thought i was gonna team with him

Still no mm update

[hollow dome]

Still no MM Update

[lavish python]

Am I the only one who doesn't care if we get an update or not?

[full lynx]

i can confirm!! my sources said th mm update came out 1 hour ago

[narrow cedar]

I actually lost enthusiasm for it but no ur not the only one

[sonic laurel]

@brittle lion see!

[sacred sonnet]

it has been over a year so its expected some people will lose interest for the update nor even care for it anymore, but i feel part of it has to be because of the fact majority of everyone was on about it since the start and it got tiring (to me at least) early on with the constant "still no mm update", so hope for the update to some people in the community will be gone or dwindled

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

There is an mm update! Just check back in 5 months!

[hollow dome]

Hi eki

[sacred sonnet]

halo

[kind obsidian]

Still no mm update

[obsidian bane]

mm update is NEVER! it's NOT happening! EVER!

[olive chasm]

that's what i thought u cant do server invites

i tried in #🎥・self-promotion it didn't let me lol

[echo lance]

hi

[olive chasm]

hi

[olive chasm]

@grave geyser

[sonic laurel]

Hi

[silent arrow]

@urban atlas Sorry was in a diff tab but hello!!

[urban atlas]

wspp

[silent arrow]

wspp

I was changing my music

[olive chasm]

who is bacon bill

[kind obsidian]

Banknotes???

[olive chasm]

vegetales i think

[hazy lily]

Omg oppy

[urban atlas]

xd btw there was a guy named verified1313 in your lobby, just know hes cheatin lol

[olive chasm]

report report delete

[silent arrow]

oh lol, ty!

[olive chasm]

i murder till i mystery

[silent arrow]

🗣️🔥

[olive chasm]

i would say like something like, "", but i already got a warning for a single word that aint even bad

so im scared of a sentence

[sonic laurel]

Omg hampter!

[hazy lily]

Hampter!!!

[sonic laurel]

Updated mm hampter

[snow river]

[hazy lily]

I have not maxxed

[solid rivet]

Green people in chat

[sonic laurel]

Sorry I’m not interested in dropping money on hive without a mm update. Lost money on their part 😔

[solid rivet]

I will drop mm update later

[silver fable]

Coin grab simulator.

[sonic laurel]

Thank you for your service cheese

[sonic laurel]

Dan’s past time mentioned?

[high brook]

might i ask how he is cheating? considering his stats are 100x more legit than other hackers in here claiming to be legit xd

[echo lance]

[sonic laurel]

Because they said so and I’d believe anything said by someone named con!

[solid rivet]

Yes duck

[silver fable]

Woof woof 🐶

[kind obsidian]

Perfect pfp

[solid rivet]

Oh really

[kind obsidian]

Oh yes

[solid rivet]

[patent rose]

FIZ HIVE MM

anyways

Hi

[plain cosmos]

Prestige 4 this year W

[charred elbow]

How u change ur bow trail

[vernal wind]

How do I have you added on my old/alt discord acc?

[plain cosmos]

yk riel?

[vernal wind]

Yeah

[vernal wind]

Yk kaiidou?

[plain cosmos]

We've been play with him a while ago so i added u ;_;

[plain cosmos]

Yh

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[vernal wind]

Ohhh

[vernal wind]

That’s why I Ik you

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[restive cape]

#🎥・self-promotion 😊

[smoky sonnet]

Pls sub

[solid rivet]

Why not pres 5

[solid rivet]

😊

[iron topaz]

I am level 2 in murder mystery is this good

Hopefully I reach level 3 today or tomorrow

[livid shore]

It shows that you have a life, so yes

[iron topaz]

Wdym

[iron topaz]

Ok thanks

[plush apex]

Still no mm update

[brittle lion]

Who pinged me

[solid rivet]

Breh

[shrewd creek]

Bruh, we're just playing MM and these happened 😩

[elfin vine]

Hive down happened to me too

[frosty dock]

Whyy I was murdddd

[thorny patrol]

That’s cold

🥺

[shrewd creek]

[frosty dock]

Mm update?!?!?

[smoky vortex]

yes

[frosty dock]

Yipee

[shrewd creek]

All 3 regions not working after I attempted to join

☹️

[junior garden]

Yeah the servers are down

[shadow elm]

bedwars s5 hopefully

[spring otter]

I can't enter.

[elfin vine]

[spring otter]

The number of people connected is steadily decreasing.

[spring otter]

Currently 1600 people

[pliant minnow]

I also can't join hive

[frank dock]

Is it time? 👀

[frank violet]

now

[spring otter]

Please, MM update come.

[proven bane]

Wait mm update loading?

[limpid ruin]

oh my god

[proven bane]

Kindly leave the chat and join #🛌・bedwars

[frank dock]

I hope

[limpid ruin]

🙏

[spring otter]

I have been waiting for this moment for a year.

[proven bane]

Guys, are you trolling 😭?

[jaunty heart]

is that why i cant get on hive xd

[ornate bobcat]

Still no mm update

[proven bane]

First time I am happy for not be able to join hive

chat you listening?

[smoky vortex]

why

[proven bane]

It can be mm update

[smoky vortex]

is it true?

[limpid ruin]

there has been no outage announcement

[proven bane]

Chat, I almost popped my balloons

Hope it's mm update then I will pop up all party 🎉🎉

[smoky vortex]

🎉

🍦

[spring otter]

Ah, really.

I found out there was an update in August last year, and I have been waiting for it ever since.

[proven bane]

[spring otter]

I think I have posted "Still no mm update" probably more than 3000 times up to today.

Is this the power of the community?

[jaunty heart]

wait. what if the servers down because they said that purchases were not working and they needed to fix it..?

[spring otter]

At that time, that's it, it's over.

[viscid oak]

OR MM UPDATE

[proven bane]

Could be

[spring otter]

I predict. Probably won't come.

[proven bane]

After

So much hope ?

[spring otter]

I don't know how reliable this is.

[limpid ruin]

the outage might be related to the post about the marketplace not working

[limpid ruin]

#📰・hive-updates message

if would suck if that was the case

[junior garden]

It could be but hopefully not

[proven bane]

Yea it has highest possiblity

But

Let's pray we get mm update

[solid rivet]

Yes we need mm update

[proven bane]

What if we get mm update tomorrow?

Or 100 years later??

[spring otter]

I am waiting for the release date to be listed on the roadmap.

[smoky vortex]

🍦

[spring otter]

Connected

[smoky vortex]

thanks

[spring otter]

In the end, didn't come.

😭

[junior garden]

Still no mm update

[limpid ruin]

it wasnt the mm update 🙁

[frank dock]

Rip,after hours of waiting

[solid rivet]

Tomorrow mm update

Trust

If not this Friday

Next friday

[gray gyro]

not bad

[olive chasm]

i can only wait 67 more

[restive cape]

I have it 😊

[mild ruin]

Good luck 💪

[left raptor]

😊

[celest oar]

Still nooo mm update

[strong magnet]

still no 'still no mm update' hub title

[wheat trout]

Luckily no mm update 😊

[olive chasm]

i want update

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[olive chasm]

how do i turn on auto queue

[plucky garden]

still no 'still no 'still no mm update' hub title

why did u copy me bro

[atomic trout]

Was typing but my keyboard covered your message so saw it after sending and then i deleted it, sorry

[wheat trout]

No mm update

[plucky garden]

happens 😭

[atomic trout]

👍

[plucky garden]

great minds think alike btw

[wheat trout]

I love it and I don’t want an any update

[atomic trout]

👍

[near dune]

MM update tomorrow 🙏

[restive cape]

who knows 😏

[spring otter]

still no mm update

[restive cape]

I know the release date since 27/4/26

[spring otter]

I expect it to come around May 29.

[soft sparrow]

I think tmr mm Update 50%

and next week 50%

[plucky garden]

it's not what is called early 2026 i think

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[restive cape]

please be patient 😊

[spring otter]

According to Google, the early part of 2026 is from January to February.

[plucky garden]

ya and some pages say it's from january to april

but not may tho

[spring otter]

Please tell me it's a lie.

[mild shoal]

its true tho 😊

[wide tree]

mhm what he said

[smoky vortex]

demon in the detail

[plucky garden]

mhm what they both said

[smoky vortex]

leaderboard is not working :/

[subtle saddle]

yep

hasnt worked in hours

[restive cape]

yes 😊

[pulsar oxide]

It’s this it just looks weird cuz of the shader
A lot of the zapper trails are particles from the vanilla game, so you could change them with a texture pack if you wanted though

[smoky vortex]

mtc

[smoky vortex]

82 better

[pulsar oxide]

eh, I don’t like it that much

[smoky vortex]

u mean heart one

[pulsar oxide]

yeah

[smoky vortex]

but why

i really love

im really 9 lvl away from 82

i want heart one 😊

[pulsar oxide]

Just don’t like the look of it

[olive chasm]

@mild shoal has prestige 5 and lvl 100 can u add another prestige for them please thanks

[atomic vector]

asher would hate that

I would too I'm pretty close to maxing

[mild shoal]

actually i wouldnt mind it

[olive chasm]

5 isn't a funny number tho they should make the max prestige 67

at least 21

i think that's the lowest funny number

or do prestige 6 and have the max level be 7 on that prestige

[atomic vector]

I wouldn't if I was already maxed

[olive chasm]

whats another prestige to a slime ball

[atomic vector]

more pain

[olive chasm]

it's good pain tho

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[mild shoal]

game is pretty stale nowadays

[atomic vector]

yeah

[olive chasm]

i only play minecraft when im banned for roblox so another 2 days

[mild shoal]

i mean, more levels wont help the root cause but itll definitely add somethin

[olive chasm]

i play murder mystery 2 on roblox and watch youtube poop and when my premium runs out the simpsons that's my current thing

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[thorny patrol]

[brittle orbit]

Wow ngl I don't think I've ever rlly seen a lot of your clips but I was unfamiliar with your game

[wide tree]

yes thank you

[mild shoal]

im way too inconsistent 😭

[mild shoal]

you're very much welcome

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough but saw some more of them they are pretty nice

The 360 ledge jumps into a flick are also pretty hot ngl

[brittle orbit]

Just saw your bio.. same bro 💀💀💀

[mild shoal]

ong tho

[mild shoal]

nun compared to y'all's 720's

[brittle orbit]

Like it's baad 😭😭😭

[brittle orbit]

I mean look, you might think that but in a weird way flicks are sorta more impressive. Not even in a weird way

[mild shoal]

no fr tho, I feel like I drive people bonkers cause of it 😭

[brittle orbit]

Honestly man it's just bad

Never wanna get on a vc with me cause I am genuinely unhinged

😭💀😭💀

[mild shoal]

us both 😭

[brittle orbit]

Also abt this it's simply because of the aim required

[brittle orbit]

Bro Istg the way I also be finding myself carrying like 3 diff convos at once is insane

Doesnt happen all the time but it can

And it's like bro

[mild shoal]

real 😭

[brittle orbit]

💀

Holy relatable

Nice to meet you, I'm eushdyf 💀💀💀

[mild shoal]

and yeah, definitely. I find the 360's and 720s more impressive cause I play on such a low sens compared to whom I've all asked 😭

but that's just me, I've got some crazy comments about my aim tho

[brittle orbit]

Ah damn yeah I mean I started playing this game with a high sens and never really changed it

[mild shoal]

I've tried goin higher but I genuinely cannot 😭

[brittle orbit]

At one point in time I did make mine a lot lower, wanted to improve my aim but I'm too used to my current

[brittle orbit]

Holy opposite 😭🙏

[brittle orbit]

Like I can aim well on a low sens but it feels so sluggish

I think I started playing this game with 1000 dpi for mouse 30 in game

Now it's 800 dpi 47 in game

[mild shoal]

I've gotten it to where I like it but anything above 360 ain't happening

800 dpi 22 in game

[brittle orbit]

Which isn't super high or even much different from my first sens

[brittle orbit]

Not really as bad as some I've seen

Assuming you kinda gotta use your arm for 360s tho huh

[restive cape]

@dull river 🥳

[mild shoal]

oh yeah definitely

[brittle orbit]

Tbf tho slower sens prob makes some shots smoother

Just cause of the nature of slow sens

It's very floaty. My clips look like I'm on smthin sometimes

Like there's movements I have done in game that are not real bruh

[wide tree]

who are you

[mild shoal]

man this talk makes me wanna get on 🥀

[mild shoal]

idk who are you

[wide tree]

why are you pinging me

who is this

[olive chasm]

i lit just saw you @wide tree @mild shoal and why are u waiting to presteige evol

[mild shoal]

shes been that level for

[brittle orbit]

Nah I get this so much lmao

[mild shoal]

like 3 years now

[wide tree]

i’ve been 100 since 2024

i never plan to organize

prestige *

[olive chasm]

how do u do the computer

[brittle orbit]

Lol me neither

[olive chasm]

but why @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree

[brittle orbit]

💀💀💀

[mild shoal]

yeah, but yall do get some more flashy clips which can def look great

[mild shoal]

close enough, a year off

[brittle orbit]

Yeah I like going for flicks so stupidly fast lmao

[wide tree]

you say “ computa make these guys gimme the skin’

[olive chasm]

i used to stream i was tempted to stream today definitely when i get the best gaming laptop i will maybe idk my internet bad lol

[brittle orbit]

Genuinely hit some flicks so fast that people thought were 360s

[olive chasm]

i seriously need help how to do the computer

[restive cape]

hi

[wide tree]

do you have the ticket

[olive chasm]

i just try to kill the ppl LOL

[wide tree]

did you buy the thing

[olive chasm]

what

i have no idea what youre talking about @wide tree @wide tree @wide tree

[brittle orbit]

I used to do this a very long time ago then it got mad boring

Styling became my #1 way to play

💀💀💀

[olive chasm]

i always have something playing too youtube poop rn

i would get bored if i was only playing mm

[wide tree]

babes i’m right here no need to @ me a bunch i’m not going anywhere 😭 but you need to buy the mm pack thing

[olive chasm]

aww u called me babes

[olive chasm]

what thing

[mild shoal]

shoulda @ her again

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough. Game is better when on a vc

[olive chasm]

im not ragebaiting idk

[mild shoal]

a go in a mix between stylin and that

[olive chasm]

that's why i play murder mystery 2 on roblox when im not banned

[mild shoal]

just cause im tryna get my stats back up from the good ol console days

then again those were the days 😭

[wide tree]

it’s a pack in store

[wide tree]

ima bite you

[mild shoal]

what if hes talkin bout the other computer

[olive chasm]

i just play casual there so no trickshotting or nun plus my pc im playing on is buns so i dont bother

[wide tree]

wait that’s a guy

[olive chasm]

what can i buy it with

[mild shoal]

you right, they a woman

[wide tree]

minecoins

[olive chasm]

my pronouns are i/dont/cares LOL

but biologically im a male

nonbinary

[wide tree]

oh okay okay

[olive chasm]

oh nvmif it cost minecoins i have 0 and im not buying nun

[wide tree]

but yea you just need to look in the store

[olive chasm]

is it worth it?

[wide tree]

oh then you can’t get it

[olive chasm]

1:11 make a wish

[mild shoal]

not really

[wide tree]

it’s like 10 dollars

[mild shoal]

just a variant of the stuff you get from the bundle

[olive chasm]

i wish our controllers guide us in the best way amen

[olive chasm]

alr if it's not worth it i'm not buying it LOL

[limpid ruin]

isnt it not out yet

[olive chasm]

what does the computer thing even do

if u buy it

[wide tree]

no i’m talking about the one that’s been out since like september

[mild shoal]

lets you unlock a new variant to the hat

unless you're talkin bout the old one in the library, followin that ee grants you a backrooms costume

[limpid ruin]

oh the backrooms one mb

[wide tree]

yes that one

[pallid apex]

What’s droppin

[lament stag]

guys i maxed today!!!

[wheat trout]

I maxed last month

[brittle orbit]

Massive trolling

😭😭🙏🙏