🕵・murder-mystery

[high brook]

No thanks hacker

[rain jewel]

alterqo im ur biggest fan

[restive cape]

hi minekat

[rain jewel]

me and @sly rover aspire to be like you

[silk ibex]

[high brook]

That isnt me

Im merely just a messenger

[restive cape]

yes yes 😊

[high brook]

Why do you like spreading misinformation about everyone

[restive cape]

im speaking the truth

[high brook]

you really just arent

you are constantly harassing people and making up stories

[restive cape]

stop arguing 😊

[rain jewel]

that’s not who you think it is

genuinely

[high brook]

You are the one who started it

[restive cape]

hm I only wonder what was minekat doing on that account when I was playing with him 🤔

[high brook]

What was my good friend MineKat doing

[restive cape]

1 player per account please 😊

[restive cape]

bw

[sonic laurel]

🥺👉👈 I wanna see proof

[restive cape]

he barely played mm

[high brook]

What did minekat do in bedwars

[obsidian bane]

ur mom ha

[high brook]

he has barely played and didnt ever get banned when he did

[restive cape]

off topic thats a mm channel 😊

[sonic laurel]

Have we ever considered it’s just all AI and no one is actually hacking, cheating or targeting? 😱

[formal cedar]

no

[sonic laurel]

Oh okay

Makes sense

[high brook]

Then we can talk about it in #🛌・bedwars

im very curioous about what my friend has done

i dont want to be friends with him if he cheats or boosts

[formal cedar]

probably something

[sonic laurel]

MM players don’t talk in toxicwars though, it’s lame I wanna check here not there too

[unique lark]

Anyone need to fight guys

[sonic laurel]

Specifically guys or girls too?

[unique lark]

I mean both

[restive cape]

come 😊

[formal cedar]

freak

[sonic laurel]

Good cause I like to (ง’̀-‘́)ง fight everyone

[unique lark]

Bros not ☺️

[unique lark]

Splodg3r

[sonic laurel]

◡̈

[formal cedar]

qjz

[unique lark]

What is this?

[unique lark]

qjz

[sonic laurel]

qjz

[unique lark]

Btw

Anyone here knows the exact arrival of the mm update?

[formal cedar]

probably one day

[unique lark]

NAH

[high brook]

he already made videos debunking everything, he botted 1 alt in bedwars (not his main) and played on mobile in mobile lobbies and got banned anyways

[unique lark]

Too many IQ

[sonic laurel]

I’d say by this time next year or the year after

[spark stirrup]

Hi

[sonic laurel]

Bye

[formal cedar]

yeah it’ll probably come out on some day of the week

[sonic laurel]

You’re actually so smart

[unique lark]

Is this peak IQ

[formal cedar]

thanks my girlfriend taught me it

[sonic laurel]

She’s smart and beautiful so it makes sense

I’d expect nothing less from such a queen

[unique lark]

If bro says It

[sonic laurel]

Yes. The peakiest peak

[formal cedar]

how do you know that

[sonic laurel]

I know everything and nothing.

Mostly nothing.

But a lot of everything

[formal cedar]

knowing nothing but also having the gift of knowing everything in nothing is pretty cool

[unique lark]

Eipstein

[formal cedar]

i aspire to know everything in nothing in every situation and nothing in everything i don’t care about

[unique lark]

Tesla tower

[sonic laurel]

I know, I didn’t get it from my parents either. That’s all raw natural talent

[silent arrow]

Bros the All seeing and the All Unknowing at the same time. What great talent. 🙏

[sonic laurel]

Right? I’m so smart! Except when I’m not.

[unique lark]

AI bots

[silent arrow]

So real though

[sonic laurel]

I cheat using AI, it always tells me the murderer is the person wearing pink

[formal cedar]

everyone is smart who decides who isn’t smart and who is smart. it’s all false coding in our data

[sonic laurel]

I do

[unique lark]

Alr bro enought

[sonic laurel]

Just me

[unique lark]

Gn guys

[formal cedar]

so you made the code?

[silent arrow]

Oh yuh. I'm sniffing what you're farting. 🤔🧠

[formal cedar]

goodnight

[sonic laurel]

Yes.

I make all codes except the ones I don’t.

And cookies.

I even made the code for MM that’s why I hack every single game legit. Trust.

[formal cedar]

who decided that a cookie is called a cookie and a cake is not a cookie and why we didn’t call a cake a cookie and not a cake

[sonic laurel]

Cause a cookie is a really baked hard cake and they needed a trendy nickname for their failure and cookie is cuter than ‘overcooked cake’

I’m a scientist. You can believe me.

[formal cedar]

but what if overcooked was actually cooked normally and cooked normally was actually raw cooked

[sonic laurel]

Imagine in an Italian accent a man yelling “oh no I over cook-ED the cake!” But emphasizing the cook”ied” hence cookies. It’s science bro. Bill Nye would say so

[formal cedar]

@lament stag in this case the bread you cooked normally was never burned ^^^

[sonic laurel]

Are we Gordon Ramsay now? Only he gets mad over raw stuff. Cause like cakes were def before cookies because of what I just said cause I said so

[lament stag]

WHAT BREAD

[formal cedar]

black bread rolls

with cheese

[lament stag]

….

[sonic laurel]

My queen would never burn bread. The bread burned itself

[formal cedar]

i am gordon ramsay.

[sonic laurel]

Oh, well Gordon deez

[lament stag]

yes exactly what oppy said

[lament stag]

[sonic laurel]

Yeah cause like when I burn stuff it’s def not my fault, the food just didn’t wanna get eaten. Like that one movie from the perspective of food in a grocery store.

[formal cedar]

the oven was just trolling

it isn’t anyone’s fault but the ovens

it increased the temp right before it finished cooking

[sonic laurel]

Exactly but tbh I haven’t burnt stuff in years cause I’m such a chef

Exactly, ovens got minds of its own

[silent arrow]

Let em cook! 🗣️ 🔥

[lament stag]

yeah esp when you broil for two seconds and stuff burns

[formal cedar]

yeah like your bread rolls right

[sacred sonnet]

@lament stag

[lament stag]

no cause oppy said im never wrong and always right so

[sonic laurel]

Me to my cookies

[lament stag]

hello

[sonic laurel]

And like we stated years ago, oppy is always right except when I’m wrong

[lament stag]

EXACLTLY

[sacred sonnet]

how many alts have you maxed

[sonic laurel]

67

[lament stag]

just this one

[formal cedar]

who are you

[sonic laurel]

A genius

[lament stag]

six sthveennenennenn

[formal cedar]

doubt.

[sonic laurel]

WOAH

I’m actually more genius than bill nye

[formal cedar]

i’m john einstein

im smartest

[lament stag]

….

[sonic laurel]

Ask me how many blocks it takes to kill someone in MM

[rigid tundra]

guys i maxed today!!!

[lament stag]

oh i thiught that said smtg else

[lament stag]

no that was me!!!

[sonic laurel]

I did too at first

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

[rigid tundra]

no that was me!!!!

[lament stag]

no it wasnt!!!

[sonic laurel]

I maxed today too guys

[lament stag]

yay!!!

[formal cedar]

i got level 67

[rigid tundra]

no!!!!

[formal cedar]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lament stag]

right…

[sonic laurel]

I been at that level for years bud

[lament stag]

yes!!!

[rigid tundra]

no!!!! that was me!!!

[lament stag]

no it wasnt!!! it was me!!!

[formal cedar]

yeah well i’ve been there for more years BUD

[rigid tundra]

no!!!! it wasnt u!! it was me!!!!

[sonic laurel]

Fake news I was the very first MM player to hit 67

[cinder parcel]

Still no mm update

[lament stag]

it was absolutely 67% me!!!

[formal cedar]

still don’t care

[sonic laurel]

Have you tried checking again?

[rigid tundra]

it was 100% me!!!

[formal cedar]

update will come out at some point in the week probably at some point in this life guys please stop asking when

[lament stag]

100% is not a real number just a figment of your imagination!!!

[sonic laurel]

When is the MM update coming out

[lament stag]

okay ill stop asking sorry

[formal cedar]

…

[lament stag]

67 days

[rigid tundra]

no!!!!!

[formal cedar]

probably on a day

[lament stag]

yes!!!

[sonic laurel]

Bet I’ll believe Jeo

[lament stag]

yes

[rigid tundra]

no!!!!!

[sonic laurel]

I made a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. I’m glad it didn’t turn into a cookie.

[fervent ginkgo]

whats up

[lament stag]

yessss!!!!!!!!!

[formal cedar]

it probably turned into a starberry vanilla cake right?

[lament stag]

mmm can i have some

[lament stag]

the sky

[sonic laurel]

I’ve never had starberries are they good? They sound like star fruit

[formal cedar]

right…

[sonic laurel]

Chicken butt

[formal cedar]

that was a spelling error

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah ur my meyma now❤️

[sonic laurel]

Oh

I was hoping

[rigid tundra]

noooo!!!!

[lament stag]

yesssssssssss!!!!

[formal cedar]

probably yes

[fervent ginkgo]

justjogging pipe down

[sonic laurel]

Always

[rigid tundra]

noooooooooooo!!!!

[lament stag]

ill kick ur butt at mm!!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

yo havent seen you in forever

[lament stag]

send NEOW

[lament stag]

yessssssssssssssss!!!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

bro i havw not played since pres 5

[formal cedar]

when

[lament stag]

its ok i havent since uhhhh idk i dont rmr

[lament stag]

tomorrow?

[sonic laurel]

Right? Hi, it’s been a while. I got bored on my days off. Hoped for some new update or drama 😔

Got neither

[fervent ginkgo]

school n work😔

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah new drama me and Tokyo got married

[lament stag]

type stuffff

[fervent ginkgo]

what’s been up with you

[sonic laurel]

Oooooo hopefully Dan was the flower girl!

[fervent ginkgo]

no it was day drink

[sonic laurel]

Okay okay that’s a suitable one

[lament stag]

working, hanging out w my man, the usual of course, cant complain besides working a lot

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah you can come to the baby shower

[sonic laurel]

Yall can come to mine too 😱

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah i work at the zoo its a lotta walking

[lament stag]

can i COME PLEASE

[fervent ginkgo]

who’s the father

[sonic laurel]

Duh

[sonic laurel]

Me

[lament stag]

oh fluff that bro, good luck w that 😭

[fervent ginkgo]

whos the mother

[sonic laurel]

My boyfriend

[fervent ginkgo]

i have to clean the women’s restrooms 💔

[lament stag]

better than not getting paid though right

[fervent ginkgo]

not when gas is $5 a gallon here

[lament stag]

well imagine having 0 dablooms then what

[sonic laurel]

Gas is crazy when you literally can produce it yourself

[fervent ginkgo]

i have many doubloons

[fervent ginkgo]

no im electric

[lament stag]

share w me

[fervent ginkgo]

No i need to save it

[sonic laurel]

If you hate dinosaurs just say that. Wow.

[lament stag]

okay i guess u can keep it

[sonic laurel]

Can’t even support them in death

[restive cape]

hi 😊

[fervent ginkgo]

i love dinosaurs

[fervent ginkgo]

ur not the boss of me

[lament stag]

says who

[fervent ginkgo]

the boss of me

[rigid tundra]

hai😊

[lament stag]

dang ok i guess you can keep it then

[fervent ginkgo]

u cant tell me what to do

[lament stag]

i just did oooouuuuu

[fervent ginkgo]

no i told you to tell me that

[lament stag]

too late ooouuuu

[fervent ginkgo]

thats it im calling tokyo

[sonic laurel]

Not if you’re electric bud

[lament stag]

noooo!!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

no im garfield

[restive cape]

hruuu

[fervent ginkgo]

fear garfieldguy8528

[fervent ginkgo]

aint no way

2023 relic

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

ong, what a interesting time to be alive

[restive cape]

im the bean

[fervent ginkgo]

the days of k5tten

[fervent ginkgo]

thats fall guys

[lament stag]

[rigid tundra]

goodd wbyy😊

[fervent ginkgo]

lets not go back to 2023 on second thought

[lament stag]

LOL, sure thing, lets jump to now

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah now oppy is 80 years old

[sonic laurel]

I thought you were Tokyo 😔 not lasagna

[lament stag]

[fervent ginkgo]

im tokyos better half

[sonic laurel]

Hmmm would he say that?

[sonic laurel]

Pls no

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah ask him yourself

[sonic laurel]

@errant trout he said ask you myself

[sonic laurel]

Actually I’m 67

[fervent ginkgo]

no im not

[sonic laurel]

That’s my iq

[fervent ginkgo]

im a genius

[sonic laurel]

No I am

That’s why ima get you with my AI hacks next time

[fervent ginkgo]

when i play

[sonic laurel]

I’ll know when you do.

I legit don’t have time to play since I work nights now 😭

[fervent ginkgo]

yep thats how it goes

all the og players grew up

[sonic laurel]

I was playing and saw maybe like 20 familiar names over the last 2 nights

Like all the prestige players are new to me and it’s lame

[fervent ginkgo]

it is lame fr

sensitive ahh people too

[sonic laurel]

I know no one is telling me to shut up anymore 😔

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah ppl arent nearly as funny

[sonic laurel]

All little babies who can’t take Ls

[glass scarab]

[restive cape]

me bad everyone hater 😿

[sonic laurel]

I’m a hater

[high brook]

me too

[restive cape]

without a reason

@dull river look for no reason

[sonic laurel]

Can you hate me next?

Since your name is kinda hating on me already…

[mild shoal]

shut up

[strong cedar]

Hey guys

How many times have you won as murderer

[sonic laurel]

You’re my new favorite hive player!

Behind everyone else of course. Like Jeo

[narrow cedar]

I lost count lol

[strong cedar]

lol

[narrow cedar]

🤣

[brittle orbit]

Brozowskie honestly if you just.. changed some ways about how you type you'd be fine 😭😭😭
Adding a lil 😊 after every message gives off such a bad vibe, which I know makes no sense but if you read it the way I did you'd understand why it's so bad lmao. Also, you claim many things to be either just skill issue or whatnot, and have accused many, some who genuinely are, some who GENUINELY aren't of hacking, and then minimodding 😭🙏 just tryna help bro out

Like some of the messages where you finally lack a blush emoji don't make me fill with disgust!!!

Atp I couldn't tell if bro was ragebaiting or genuinely clueless

Idk if I was either angered or concerned abt bro

So then he is aware that the little song about don't get tool or whatever is cringe? Not that the action of using tool in game isn't cringe, it very much is, but bro

[brittle orbit]

@river anchor here's a new one for ya if you want LMAO

(bro will not respond as he is still muted like the sausage he is)

So wait do you join in with him too on it

Like this seems like a group activity atp

Ohhh yeah for sure. Yep, ok lmao

Honestly glad I at least know because like

Ngl the way y'all time sometimes is genuinely so bot-like it makes me uncomfortable LOL

Bombastic side eye ahh situation

[errant trout]

U da real chroma

[errant trout]

yes

[atomic vector]

brosonuinely im stealing this

[brittle orbit]

Brosonuinely go ahead

[sonic laurel]

Woah that’s crazy

[errant trout]

indeef

indeed

[sonic laurel]

indeep

[restive cape]

ik i have 6k crowns there but now im stuck on hive

hive is probably the greatest thing I can play in but I would like to go back to 2020 - 2022 where I never knew anything about mm and only played fall guys 😿

[restive cape]

o

[fathom night]

Y'all are an interesting lot.

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough

[echo lance]

Why is mm so hard

[cyan jetty]

Indeed

[livid shore]

Because, only real hive players can play it

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[atomic vector]

bc toolers are everywhere

[errant trout]

@unkempt marlin guedd what

guess

[echo lance]

I love toolers

@brittle orbit update on learning pc I learned how to run

[brittle orbit]

This is nuts

Let's go chat

[mild shoal]

yo w

[echo lance]

discovering running is just double tapping w let’s go

[fervent ginkgo]

lets get married

[errant trout]

when we playin again?

[brittle orbit]

Or.. you can hold the crtl key lol. I have mine set to e and I just use my index finger

[wide tree]

crtl key is too far bubs

[brittle orbit]

Ok I'm having a moment of like slowness, was this a joke or like the key is too far 💀💀💀

[wide tree]

i mean youd use ur pinky for crtl no?

[brittle orbit]

Yeaah I do

No, would

My bad

I don't use it for sprint rn

[mild shoal]

auto sprint >

[wide tree]

yea thats too far

[mild shoal]

ong tho i use shift

[wide tree]

i just double tap w

[brittle orbit]

Yeah, I said I have mine mapped to E 😭😭😭

I just use my index finger

If I have to resprint it's real fast anyways

No biggie to me

[wide tree]

yes ik dingus i was just aaying crtl might betoo far for some

my pjnky feels like its gonna stretch off if i try to use it

[brittle orbit]

And this is why I told them my hotkey, so they know alternatives

😭🙏😭😭🙏

[wide tree]

okay u wanna fight

[brittle orbit]

Yes 😡😡😡

[wide tree]

😒

too bad i dont fight stinky bums

[brittle orbit]

😤

[brittle orbit]

Me stinky? I just got out the shower, you're the one who stinks

[mild shoal]

he smells great

[brittle orbit]

🤢

[mild shoal]

now the bum part

[brittle orbit]

Yes this is the goat

[mild shoal]

[brittle orbit]

Woah woah woah

[wide tree]

okay nowur copyingme.. i took a shower too

[brittle orbit]

Oh.. Well then who stinks

Wait

[wide tree]

if smelling like rotten food is a good smell then sure

[brittle orbit]

You got some explaining to do buddy

[wide tree]

hello bubs can you sing for us rq

[mild shoal]

im a lil sick rn so good thing im congested

[wide tree]

i see u make music

[brittle orbit]

This is not nice ☹️
I'm telling the hive moderators

[wide tree]

okay ill be waiting

[brittle orbit]

I don't really siiing but

[wide tree]

i made u sick thts why

[brittle orbit]

😭

[wide tree]

okay can u still sing like?🙄

get to it

[brittle orbit]

Uh

[wide tree]

i sleep soon i nedd it pronto

thanks

[brittle orbit]

In the aarms of an angel... Uh.. what are the lyrics again

(deadass I can actually sing decently but like bro)

😭🙏

[wide tree]

why do i not see a 3 minute video of you singing

[mild shoal]

give him three minutes

its only been 1

[wide tree]

okay ur right

[brittle orbit]

It'd get botted by bots and also that'd be silly and that'd be loud and my father's in the other room

[wide tree]

actually i expect one from u too now

[brittle orbit]

Sorry come again

[wide tree]

okay get ur dad to join too

thanks

[brittle orbit]

...

What has this chat devolved into bro

How'd I get contracted into singing

[wide tree]

would u be willing to do a contract

[brittle orbit]

@echo lance look at what your little message sparked 💀💀💀

[wide tree]

i expect one from her too as well

[brittle orbit]

D a w g

[mild shoal]

i expect 5 from you

within 3 minutes

[brittle orbit]

No slime

[atomic vector]

"you are little message"

[brittle orbit]

Don't it's a trap

[wide tree]

oh u dont wanna hear me skng trust me

[brittle orbit]

Bruh

[atomic vector]

sorry I had to

ocd was getting to me 🙏

[brittle orbit]

Idek if I made the mistake or my phone I was out of it

[wide tree]

definitely you

[brittle orbit]

Nuh uh

🔥

[wide tree]

certainly was

[brittle orbit]

You can't be talking bud 🙏🙏🙏

[wide tree]

that wasnt me

[brittle orbit]

First option upon searching the word "your" from you btw 😭🙏

[wide tree]

clearly?

you have the wrong person

[brittle orbit]

Oh sure man

[wide tree]

i am a lady

[brittle orbit]

Suuure

[mild shoal]

i thought u were a man

[brittle orbit]

Oh ok my bad

Sure (wo)man

Suurreeee

[mild shoal]

dont let him fool you

[wide tree]

its actually lady to you

lady evo

[mild shoal]

mr evo

[wide tree]

ms u mean

[mild shoal]

mr

[brittle orbit]

Actually that's AsherEclipse

Get it right

[echo lance]

Huh

[brittle orbit]

Give the above messages a good read

💀💀💀💀

[mild shoal]

"above messages" yeah u definitely outta it

[echo lance]

Oh also I just figured this out I literally screamed

[brittle orbit]

lmao

[brittle orbit]

If you saw the way I text everyone this would be the very least of your concerns

Besides I worded it that way on purpose

🧠🧠🧠

[mild shoal]

oh i figured, but its just like 😭 dont let slime see this

[wide tree]

lier

[brittle orbit]

Lier? Like outlier? Hmmm

[wide tree]

no

[brittle orbit]

I think the correct formation of the word is LIAR, and even then I am not that

🙏🙏🙏

[wide tree]

this is how us french say lier

[brittle orbit]

Ah yes and this is how us Americans say you're not smart

[echo lance]

I started a label in contracting I’m guessing from this I expect 5% in rev

[brittle orbit]

You're not smart

Pretty easy ngl 🧠🧠🤫

[brittle orbit]

Ugh.. fiine

[wide tree]

no you are just a nut

[brittle orbit]

No actually I am a human, what? 😭🙏

Cmon now

Easy game

[wide tree]

a nut job

hah

[atomic vector]

is it weird that my sprint is a mouse button

[brittle orbit]

Kinda random but ok

[brittle orbit]

If it's at least one of the side buttons then I mean I guess not? 😭😭

Bro I hate miss inputs so much

[wide tree]

okay glorious evo is done trolling for tonight

[brittle orbit]

Wouldn't say GLORIOUS but

Nah I'm done too 😭🙏

[atomic vector]

yes its a side button
a top button would be criminal

[brittle orbit]

Thank god bro

Just had to make sure

[wide tree]

i lied

everyone troll this guy

@echo monolith

[brittle orbit]

At least you didn't spell LIED wrong

[wide tree]

go my minions

its lier

[brittle orbit]

Oh hi Gru

[wide tree]

start @ing him thanks

[brittle orbit]

Hive discord doesn't like it when you don't speak english ☹️☹️☹️

[echo lance]

It’s not weird cause why is it so hard to press ctr and the other buttons either this keyboard is huge or my hands are the issue

[wide tree]

oh well

[brittle orbit]

Oh wait nvm you're good

I mean I am in my bed so

Kinda scary that you'd stalk me like that

[wide tree]

whos the dumb one now sucka

@echo monolith

[brittle orbit]

You, I mean you misspelled sucker

[wide tree]

@echo monolith

its sucka

[brittle orbit]

Not in these parts 🤠

[wide tree]

@echo monolith hi bray

yes in these parts actually

[brittle orbit]

I think bray is AFK

Holy rhyme

🔥🔥🔥

[wide tree]

no he saw

hes just a hater

hes actually a bully

[brittle orbit]

Yeah cause you stink

[wide tree]

you should avoid him

he’ll be mean to you

[brittle orbit]

Damn this is tragic

[wide tree]

and he even bites

[atomic vector]

I use ctrl for my 6th hotbar slot

[brittle orbit]

That's just weird 😟

[wide tree]

he actually cheats too so be warned

[brittle orbit]

Whaaaa....

Is the 6th hotbar important in a game you play like what? 😭😭😭

[wide tree]

i have clips of him cheating

[brittle orbit]

What server lookin ahh

[atomic vector]

I have hotkeys for every slot

I thought that was normal

[brittle orbit]

So do I, it's called 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[echo lance]

I give up on pc

[brittle orbit]

But that's just me

[brittle orbit]

You ain't gotta use different hotkeys for everything LMAO

[fervent ginkgo]

tonight😏

[brittle orbit]

Just use the numbers on the keyboard or scroll wheel lol

[echo lance]

Wdym

[brittle orbit]

I assumed after you saw what Slime has said that you were done

[atomic vector]

its really that bad apparently

I mean I can change it ig

[brittle orbit]

I mean why would you lol

If it works for you then keep it

[atomic vector]

ok

[echo lance]

A is for toggling perspective right click is using items left click is hitting space is jump and w is walk forward I had q as toggle perspective but like my hands couldn’t be on control and q at the same time so I move it to a

[brittle orbit]

I just never heard of anyone changing their hotbar's keys

[echo lance]

No that to but I dies like by every murder in every game

[brittle orbit]

Uh.. A? That's usually to move left

[atomic vector]

a lot of ppl in the pvp area do it im pretty sure

[brittle orbit]

Try v for perspective switch I have it set to that and use my thumb

[echo lance]

Yea but I don’t need to move left I can just move my mouse to go left and use w to walk forward

[brittle orbit]

It's honestly unbelievable optimized

[brittle orbit]

Fair Ig but strafing can still be very useful

[atomic vector]

my fingers are stubby so I use c

[echo lance]

I use my thumb to jump what if I’m running and need to jump and look behind me

[brittle orbit]

I roll my thumb

I could gen clip a vid of me jumping and perspective changing

[echo lance]

Probably is but that’s a future me problem

[brittle orbit]

Lol Ig fair enough

[echo lance]

Bro how in the hell wdym roll

[brittle orbit]

Ok lemme clip this rq

[echo lance]

😭

[brittle orbit]

Easy dubs (ignore my cam teleporting my mouse disconnected)

Been having that issue when certain apps are open, it's real ass

I found like.. xbox app can cause it

Discord used to have the same issue I gen have no idea how

[atomic vector]

analyzing this clip and copying that world
I need a practice thing like this 🙏

[brittle orbit]

Yeah I have this so I can see like my spins

The contrasting colors make it easier to tell in clips

[atomic vector]

so is the goal to hit the blackstone pillars?

[brittle orbit]

I mean sometimes it's straight up just can I shoot behind me

[brittle orbit]

Could also use armor stands

Also @echo lance

This is waht I mean by rolling my thumb

Using v as perspective toggle

[atomic vector]

is your kb small or are your hands big

my kb is giant

[undone dagger]

Knockback

[brittle orbit]

Idk my keyboard ain't that large

[echo lance]

Nah man my hands don’t move like that wth but im going to try

[brittle orbit]

I mean it's not as weird as you think 😭🙏

It's actually very comfortable, at least for me

[wide tree]

oh u can send this but no singing

okay ur cancelled

[brittle orbit]

Bruh

[brittle orbit]

Tomorrow morning trust I'ma have the most beautiful recording ever

[wide tree]

okay nvm forget it i dont want it anymore

asmr now please

[atomic vector]

can you like dm me the link- been looking for a new keyboard

if you can

[brittle orbit]

Well yeah but here's the thing do you care abt mechanical or membrane

Cause mine is a membrane and it might not feel as good

Or Idk

[atomic vector]

idrc about feel

im fine with either

[brittle orbit]

Ookey well I do know it's just a hyperX keyboard. Cant remember exactly which model but lemme see if I can find it

[atomic vector]

alr

[brittle orbit]

I'ma dm

[echo lance]

Trying rn

[gritty bloom]

@echo lance sry for alt sniping

[wide tree]

😭

[brittle orbit]

Hope it works well

[brittle orbit]

Also lemme get that ASRM

[echo lance]

What?

[wide tree]

i literally told you to

[echo lance]

So it is easier but now it puts my hand in a even weirder position

[brittle orbit]

This is a specialized form of ASMR, I would highly suggest a low volume for max comfort

I got my pet volciropatator to join in for it

[atomic vector]

this sounds like a blizzard

[brittle orbit]

Doesn't he sound cute 😊😊😊😊

[manic oriole]

@pulsar oxide LMAO

[pulsar oxide]

you saw nothing

[wide tree]

ohhhh im going to bite you😊

[pulsar oxide]

my brain is turned off i cant play this game omg

[brittle orbit]

Ohh I'm going to call the police 😊😊😊😊

[wide tree]

try me😊

[brittle orbit]

Well that's like

Idk what to say abt that it should be relatively ok, but tbf Idk what your keyboard is like or

Hand shape and size also matters so

Could also move the jump button elsewhere and have perspective change above THAT key but

AND my keyboard is tilted. I don't play with it straight

[echo lance]

Maybe it’s where I don’t normally use a keyboard but I’m def going to use v for now

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough

[gritty bloom]

i sniped u on an alt

[brittle orbit]

@dull river I also just discovered that a usb port I was using is causing the issue

This is so sad

Until it wasn't cause... i just fixed it lmao

[echo lance]

Lowk weird why’d you do that?

[gritty bloom]

tbf it isnt my thing

but i was the lvl 10

[brittle orbit]

Yeaah

[echo lance]

I don’t really pay attention to who is who in my lobbies and didn’t even realize you snipped me but don’t do that again lol

[gritty bloom]

well i snipe players lobbies

not that i do much w it

but i was murd that game

[echo lance]

OH if you were murd then like yea ofc kill i thought you meant you shot me as a inno on inno

😭

[gritty bloom]

yh uhh if u go to that one chroma game

where i said "bro if im murd" or smth

dont leak username

[echo lance]

Think that was the game I rage quit on a bit trust I will not leak lol

[gritty bloom]

xd

well sry for invis killing u

[echo lance]

All good trust I was wondering why I saw someone die and like died right after

[gritty bloom]

the fun of playing on an alt ig

heh.. my alt has 69 kills

[devout kernel]

I saw my incrementalist on an alt <3

[echo lance]

My main is lvl 69 funny number

[gritty bloom]

[urban atlas]

dangit why is noone literally in this discord server

[devout kernel]

I blurted-

[hollow dome]

Yeah sure “sweater uwu”

Did i get it right

[errant trout]

its a lil too late dont u think 😭

[devout kernel]

itS VAsT

[echo lance]

I almost won my first murder round on pc

[rain jewel]

Really

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

Check again

[urban atlas]

Just to let yall know i think exploitax is cheating so just beware 👀

[sonic laurel]

It’s there for me

[sonic laurel]

I was actually telling them telepathically where people were

[urban atlas]

dang you just sigma like that 🙂‍↕️

[sonic laurel]

Of course, gotta keep up them wins

[urban atlas]

🙏

[celest oar]

Well done

[sonic laurel]

That’s what they all say

[silk ibex]

100

[solid rover]

Love in Minecraft

[wide tree]

yes

[wide tree]

hello why am i being dissed in the about me?????😭

[smoky vortex]

😊

[versed galleon]

Is there any new murder mystery update perchance?

[restive cape]

hi 😊

[vivid ruin]

nope, never 😊

[versed galleon]

Aw shucks

[vivid ruin]

yep 🌽

[restive cape]

im matching with @dull river now

[vivid ruin]

that's great 😊

[elfin vine]

Still no mm update

[fallow kestrel]

mm tommorow

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[sonic laurel]

There is an update. Check again guys yall just aren’t seeing it.

[weary prism]

Emzy and some others I forgot names

[lethal walrus]

ayyy!

[weary prism]

Hive Daycare

[restive cape]

since when can you get shot through the chest in the armory room on CT

[weary prism]

I thought it's hitbox?

[restive cape]

I thought its barrier blocks

[weary prism]

Did they updated it? That makes murder role worse lol

[restive cape]

idk because for me it never worked to shoot the murderer from there

[weary prism]

me neither

[restive cape]

I really die in ways that nobody ever happenend

[weary prism]

Rip i think it changed not sure

[unreal patio]

It was barrier blocks before cuz even in the replay you couldn’t go over it

[restive cape]

yes it still is

but how did he shoot me there

[unreal patio]

I’m not sure then

[earnest magnet]

Literally anything but murder mystery update

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[earnest magnet]

Oh my god bruh

[restive cape]

youre late 😊

they have some teasers in the buzz

[robust vine]

What is that name change

I thought your name was assaultist

Now you just sound like a straight criminal

[hollow dome]

I agree

[high brook]

i also agree

i kinda dont like his name, it makes me feel uncomfortable

[thorn jetty]

.

[brittle orbit]

I believe there is the most tiniest gap between the chest and the barrier blocks somewhere. I've gotten throwabled in that same exact spot many times when all my zapper shots would just hit the barrier.

[restive cape]

I just tested it in cs on my friend

yea something like that

[brittle orbit]

I got mad confused before with this because it seems like it's gotta be real specific. Was kinda upsetting that the zapper wouldn't go through at times LOL

😭🙏

[restive cape]

oh

[restive cape]

still upset about banning your friend

[high brook]

are you downplaying the fact that your username triggers me

you dont know what ive been through and your username reminds me of some very awful experiences

[restive cape]

be kind and civil 😊

[high brook]

I am being kind and civil, I was just hoping you would be understanding, which you are not

do you think its funny what me and other people here might have been through?

[restive cape]

please no trolling and bullying 😊

[high brook]

Im being serious dude :/

youre kinda making me uncomfortable right now

[atomic trout]

You need to respect that they don't like your name

How would you like it

[restive cape]

they can have any opinion and If they think im inappropiate, they can report me 😊

[atomic trout]

I just mean you shouldn't be acting as if you don't care

[glossy ingot]

did you actually change your gamertag

nvm

[hollow dome]

uh

[restive cape]

yes 😊

[glossy ingot]

why

[restive cape]

too many bullies

[glossy ingot]

did you beat the allegations?

just kidding zapppier

[hollow dome]

You should’ve changed it to z4pp or smth

Because it does look kind of weird

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[glossy ingot]

still no mm update meme is still massive btw

[errant trout]

yo we are not real 😭 🙏

[restive cape]

I dont like numbers 😕

[restive cape]

yes

[hollow dome]

zxpp

Boom

Done 😊

[lament stag]

guys i maxed today!!!

[hollow dome]

I didn’t know level 373 was considered as “max”, but congrats!

[restive cape]

i dont like changing letters

[hollow dome]

zapp

[restive cape]

what is wrong with my name 🤔

because on playstation its allowed

[hollow dome]

Sounds a bit uncomfortable

[restive cape]

I wanted zap IV but someone took it 😊

[hollow dome]

zap V

zap VI

[restive cape]

im the number 4

[urban atlas]

false information?

[hollow dome]

But you’re pres 5-

BigZIsCool

😭

[glossy ingot]

BigGIsNOTCOOL

ikeamaster

[silent arrow]

Still no mm update

[lament stag]

Ai

[lament stag]

nope

[urban atlas]

Yep

[devout kernel]

still no mm update

[full lynx]

guys i maxed today!!

[lament stag]

Ai

[pallid apex]

[lament stag]

:oh my gawd:

[lament stag]

false!!!

[lament stag]

isbit ur birfday

[pallid apex]

Proud of u

[silent arrow]

Guys I hit level 20 today!! 🥳

[pallid apex]

yes

[full lynx]

ai

[lament stag]

happy day of birth!!!

[full lynx]

nobody cares!!!!

[lament stag]

:oh my gawd:

[pallid apex]

[silent arrow]

Sweats are so mean 😭

[lament stag]

BEAT YOU

[pallid apex]

Thank you!

[full lynx]

no literally i hate max levels

[pallid apex]

[silent arrow]

🪞

[full lynx]

i’m only level 61 why mirror

[silent arrow]

[full lynx]

congrats on maxing!!

[restive cape]

ty 😊

[lament stag]

Ai

[pallid apex]

[lament stag]

:oh my gawd:

[full lynx]

no problem, i hope i get to max some day

[hollow dome]

Wait I also maxed today since I’m the same level as jeo!

[lament stag]

no!!! only i maxed today!!!

[urban atlas]

[lament stag]

Ai

[full lynx]

congrats on maxing!!

[lament stag]

:oh my gawd:

[hollow dome]

Thanks!!!!

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[silent arrow]

Thank you, thank you. ✨

Finally a nice sweat. 🙏

[urban atlas]

[lament stag]

Ai

[pallid apex]

[full lynx]

guys when do you think pigment is coming out

[urban atlas]

Im the nicest sweat

[lament stag]

:oh my gawd:

[atomic trout]

Happy birthday, I hope you have a nice day! 🎉 🎂

[full lynx]

oh than you!!!

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[silent arrow]

Whenever you do

[full lynx]

@hive ban her

[lament stag]

[atomic trout]

Np

[silent arrow]

[silent arrow]

Oh, Happy Birthday and nice pfp! ✨

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[silent arrow]

Ofc ofc

[cloud copper]

Thanks mate u2

[full lynx]

of course!!!

[urban atlas]

You're welcome :D!

[cloud copper]

No problem

Still no mm update

[thorny patrol]

Stop lyinggggg

[urban atlas]

🫵 😠

[left raptor]

YAY

[urban atlas]

You're not sigma cool

[left raptor]

Only someone not sigma cool would say im not sigma cool

[urban atlas]

untrue

[rigid tundra]

happy birthday!!!!

[brittle orbit]

Happy out of womb day!!!

[green eagle]

happy birthday excuse

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[brittle orbit]

Bro is flexing his copy and paste skills

[pallid apex]

I typed them all out I swear 😭

[brittle orbit]

😭😭😭

[wheat trout]

Oh hi fluttershy 🥹

[rigid tundra]

hiii i love fluttershy :3

[restive cape]

me too 😊

[smoky vortex]

happy birthday excuse 😊 😊 @pallid apex

[pallid apex]

Thank you!

[frozen cypress]

Zapppier no way u changed ur user☠️

[restive cape]

[cloud copper]

nice name change really shows ur true intentions for this channel

[restive cape]

why 😑

[wraith tundra]

What about pinky pie

[restive cape]

pinky pie + flutter = best duo

[wraith tundra]

Twilight sparkle and spike

[rigid tundra]

thats @cunning iron :3

[wraith tundra]

I see, the good duo of characters

[hollow dome]

Happy birthday!

[frank dock]

Happy Birthday sir Excuse

[fervent ginkgo]

you can be my night

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[mild shoal]

happy birthday omgbruh man

[full lynx]

thank you!!!

[mild shoal]

oh you're very much welcome

[dusky silo]

JAJAJAJAJA

[stuck void]

😭

[proven bane]

Happy birthday 🎂

Btw sir I have a request who I was afraid before to ask you

[frank dock]

Yw ✌️

[dusky silo]

the caps

I keep forgetting about the caps

😭

ik Ur lying ik u eat pumpkins….

grrrr

ik who u r…

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[olive chasm]

hi

[proven bane]

Can you check on my DM

?

[proven bane]

welcome 😁

[urban atlas]

@pallid apex Habby Pirthday!!

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[proven bane]

They even haven't uploaded the mm ticket in marketplace so it will take a while

[pulsar oxide]

ik

[pallid apex]

Thank you

[proven bane]

But since they posted it on buzz I am 90% sure they will release it before the next buzz

Because after releasing the update they need to post it on buzz June edition

So, DON'T LOSE HOPE 😭🙏🏻

[olive chasm]

i want update

[pulsar oxide]

hopefully

[restive cape]

finally someone motivating 😇

[proven bane]

I am not just motivating I am also escalating you guys hope

[snow river]

imagine another bedwars update before mm update bruh

[pulsar oxide]

NO

[snow river]

😭

[pulsar oxide]

matching skins + not killing each other

my clip editor isnt working rn so i cant make it shorter ._.

@tawdry narwhal you care to explain this orr?

[olive chasm]

what can i do to help

[pulsar oxide]

not really anything

not like hives gonna ban them

[olive chasm]

no way to report? i thought there was but i never reported anyone before

[pulsar oxide]

i already did but it wont do anything xd

id be surprised if it did

[olive chasm]

how to report ill report them too... ik how you feel roblox never bans anyone correctly either

[pulsar oxide]

its already been done, no point in having 10 people spam the same report...

[olive chasm]

ok lmk if u want me to

[solid rivet]

#📰・hive-updates i thought its mm update😡

[olive chasm]

💢

[solid rivet]

Edaters bruh

[echo lance]

Why would you speak that into existence

[sonic laurel]

It seems more plausible than an MM one, even a block drop update is more realistic

[solid rivet]

Why not both at the same day

[olive chasm]

but if no update i would cry

[echo lance]

If block drop got a update id be sooo happy

[solid rivet]

What add lvl 50?

[echo lance]

N more maps to

Block party needs an update out of any gamemode tho

[tawdry narwhal]

idc but just for the record tried to

[pulsar oxide]

probably just didnt realize it was your egirl
also still doesnt explain them not shooting you when you killed someone right in front of them and you not killing them later

dont team, its lame and ruins the game for others

[hardy jacinth]

So lame to assume

[sacred sonnet]

joined the discord just to say that btw

[pulsar oxide]

yeah ik

[olive chasm]

yeah teaming isn't warranted no matter what

teaming of any kind is against rule and reportable but i think even if i tried to report i have to be in their server to do so

[fringe swan]

turn to make an obvious miss to pretend they were going for their egirl, almost every teamers do that

[pulsar oxide]

dont see how its "assuming" when theres pretty good evidence of it being true

[sacred sonnet]

swinging and praying

[fringe swan]

praying that they dont hit their egirl/boy on accident

[sacred sonnet]

i can see that as true, just look at the first clip of pilo trying to get someone compared to him "trying to kill" his egirl

[pulsar oxide]

really got red level before the mm update

gonna be prestige 5 before this thing drops

[sacred sonnet]

youre not prestige 5?

[pulsar oxide]

no?

[sacred sonnet]

i saw you months ago and assumed you were pres 3

[pulsar oxide]

never said i was

[sacred sonnet]

[olive chasm]

how do u prestige

[sonic laurel]

It would be a good one to update 😔

[sacred sonnet]

not in the game

[sonic laurel]

By prestiging.

Hope that helps

[pulsar oxide]

once you hit level 100 youll have an item in your hotbar in the game waiting lobby

you can use it to prestigr

prestige

[olive chasm]

cool thanks what does prestige do

[sonic laurel]

Gives prestige

[olive chasm]

what is the benefits of said prestige

[sonic laurel]

Being better than everyone else lower

Duh

[olive chasm]

that's fr it? bruh

[pulsar oxide]

resets your level to 0 so you can get 100 again and adds a , , , , or icon next to your name (depending on how many times youve prestiged)
can do it up to 5 times

[sonic laurel]

Yeah, you can be 1, 2, 4 or 5 times better!

[pulsar oxide]

also gives you a hub title, 1000 quest points, and i think a costume

[olive chasm]

cool what can i do with the quest points

[sonic laurel]

This is a murder mystery chat not a quest point chat 😡

[pulsar oxide]

buy this stuff
the costume in the middle changes each month

[echo lance]

I wish they’d add another prestige to mm

[pulsar oxide]

5 takes long enough

[echo lance]

I’ve tried to max since 2021 trust ik they should still add another pres

[full lynx]

got it!! adding 78 more prestiges in the next update!

[olive chasm]

w

[olive chasm]

can u add 62

[echo lance]

Not to much now maybe likee 6 or 7 more?

[sonic laurel]

I don’t remember seeing anyone ask you for that bucko. Add 67 though

[full lynx]

well 78 is more than 62 so i think so

[olive chasm]

haha 67 is funny

[sonic laurel]

Oh local got it first cause I was being mean 😔

[full lynx]

oh so like 97?

[echo lance]

We did it at the same time twin

[full lynx]

yeah be nice next time oppydumbstupidsmelly

[olive chasm]

there is no quest point chat is there

[full lynx]

#questpoint-chat

[sonic laurel]

Question point chat @full lynx get on it

[olive chasm]

hey that's not their username

[full lynx]

wait i’ll think about it

[sonic laurel]

🤓 67

[olive chasm]

i dont see it

67

[full lynx]

#questpoint-chat

can you not go to it?

[olive chasm]

i still dont see it im scared and confused and crying /gen

[sonic laurel]

Woah, you can think? That’s crazy

[olive chasm]

i wish i thought

[full lynx]

oh it might be only for mods sorry

[sonic laurel]

It is mods only, except I can see it