🕵・murder-mystery

[glossy ingot]

noo dont delete gw

that will make the 5 people who play it devastated

[mild shoal]

what in the world 😭

[manic oriole]

dude I'm saying!

did they change throwable hitboxes so much that they have a negative collisionbox?

[waxen gust]

you could always do that

it’s like the enderpearl glitch in bw

[manic oriole]

ah

[buoyant remnant]

thanks I’m aware of myself

speaking like a true man

[bright nebula]

yea, its possible but its not that easy

[round nacelle]

yippee hooray lvl 50

[manic oriole]

great, time to go through every map and note where it might be relevant

im thinking manor, remnants, chroma, and warehouse. Does fairy garden have any of these diagonals in the hedges?

[bright nebula]

it can be pretty useful on some maps, but you gotta test it a lot, like i said its not easy, for the throwable to go through the wall you need the perfect angle otherwise it wont work

[manic oriole]

what is the range of angles it works at?

[bright nebula]

gonna need some time to figure this out

[manic oriole]

i can test

after i level up

I got time today, 2 classes canceled

[left ginkgo]

still no mm update

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[silent arrow]

[manic oriole]

throwable thing is weird, u have to be looking straight at the side pixels of either block to either side of the corner, straight forward to around 15 degrees down. It works from right up against the wall or > ~5 blocks out but not in between.

very useful on toyhouse, doesn't seem particularly good on any other map afaict

[glossy ingot]

what

gw in that message means ground wars

[lethal walrus]

Still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

still no mm update

[grave oriole]

hi

[bright nebula]

a bug that's useless

same with this

[cinder parcel]

Still no mm update

[restive cape]

arent you hive quit

[pulsar oxide]

both pink glitch and steve glitch at the same time 🔥

[devout rover]

😭

[lyric hull]

is this the mm update

[pulsar oxide]

i hope not

[lyric hull]

hater

[unique ether]

Pigment is an underrated map

[devout rover]

pigment is awful 😭

to each their own tho

[hazy lily]

He made a statement so true

[near dune]

I wish more people were like u

[devout rover]

imagine how much less drama there would be if people got along and respected each other's opinions

[near dune]

Real

[devout rover]

overall, the mm com is awful 😔

it's a shame

[left raptor]

[turbid pike]

lmao

[devout cliff]

Out of all of the new maps, I would definitely not pick Pigment cool map but no

And I don’t get why everybody likes toy house

[strong magnet]

watch as the reason the mm update is delayed for so long is because it "violates" minecrafts EULA

[manic oriole]

Hold up now bc I’ve killed a bunch of people with the glass thing

It’s relevant for vent campers tryna loop on office

If they run too early u can snipe them through the window if they wait u can hope they dilly dally at the end of the vent and throwable

It’s a cool 40/40

[manic oriole]

Peak bedrock experience

[manic oriole]

Solid low mid-tier map

The teleporters make it so ass as murd

[frozen cypress]

who likes nectar lake?

[manic oriole]

Me

The vibe is good and the gameplay is much better than other recent maps

[devout cliff]

The lake is awesome. I like running around and looting the dressers.

[lapis sigil]

@urban atlas @left raptor @topaz cove ima back 😁

[thin silo]

Who else has the Steve glitch

[lapis sigil]

U

[thin silo]

Where there's like 5 steves

Its ridiculous

[lapis sigil]

That’s their skin duhhhhhhh

[bright furnace]

Yeah it's annoying for mm

[urban atlas]

wsp

icl I'd rather have you around than these edating griefers ong

[lapis sigil]

Ima help the edaters

[urban atlas]

😔

[lapis sigil]

#kickconfixoutofmm

[civic spoke]

I vote no

[urban atlas]

they wish

[lapis sigil]

🤣

Ain’t no one want him after all the backlash I just saw 😂

[urban atlas]

👀

wish i knew where this was

i kinda wanna know from who ykyk

cuz who could not like me come on now right?

[lapis sigil]

G ur more hated then me 🤣

[urban atlas]

🥲

yk i havent posted a clip in here in a long while holdup ill pull up a mid shot i got tn

[tiny sphinx]

😭

[manic oriole]

new phone, who dis?

[lapis sigil]

Am I wrong chat

Let’s make that a new thing instead of no mm update new thing #kickconfixoutofmm

[manic oriole]

#sendhimtowork

[urban atlas]

🥲

[manic oriole]

wait con u have a job right

[urban atlas]

not atm i did but we moved sadly

[manic oriole]

dang

#sendhimtohiscouchwithpotatochipsandagoodmovie

[urban atlas]

gonna get one when we move again though thankfully

[urban atlas]

yo actually watchin star wars dont sound too bad rn icl

[manic oriole]

waaaaait

lowkey

[urban atlas]

leniq do better

[manic oriole]

bro who keeps deleting the emojis 😭

[lapis sigil]

Ik this old head ain’t talking to me

[manic oriole]

it was one 🧢

[urban atlas]

:)

watch this

i wanna see if yall can see it for a second

[manic oriole]

ik we aren't calling 18 old

LOL

who is that 😭

[urban atlas]

oh its just some guy in a bunch of hats

[manic oriole]

ah

[urban atlas]

its what i use for cap xd

except caint use it it sadly :(

[manic oriole]

[urban atlas]

here*

[tiny sphinx]

nah

[manic oriole]

🧢

it works fine

[urban atlas]

oh yours is a sticker

[manic oriole]

?

mines an emoji

[urban atlas]

oh mbmb

[manic oriole]

u cant really use stickers

[urban atlas]

idk discord well

[manic oriole]

[urban atlas]

😔

[manic oriole]

[urban atlas]

wait holdup you dont hate me right? 🥺

[lapis sigil]

@urban atlas see that I’m less annoying then u 😎

[urban atlas]

yeah but you wouldnt guess this cuz its so not me but me and him already have beef

🥲

[lapis sigil]

🤣 3v1 argument don’t want to hear it bud target people that kill yoy take the game to seriously shall I keep going

[urban atlas]

i literally make it a thing not to target others unless they actively try to grief me 💀

and i take it seriously cuz its usually fun and its like the only game i play XD

and i like stats icl

[manic oriole]

imagine thinking mm is "fun"

[urban atlas]

sometimes

[manic oriole]

how pedestrian

[urban atlas]

emphasis on the sometimes

[manic oriole]

mm is "something to pass the time doing"

like piano or schoolwork

[urban atlas]

also i like the odds

[manic oriole]

playing soccer is fun

[urban atlas]

this is true

[manic oriole]

as well as many other things including mm sometimes

[urban atlas]

soccer is fun as hell

[manic oriole]

[lapis sigil]

Fight ur own arguments 🤣 don’t let ppl fight for u

[urban atlas]

HUH

nah thats kinda crazy

[manic oriole]

fight your own arguments

[urban atlas]

literally im a one man party

[manic oriole]

argue your own fights too

eat your own sodas and make sure to drink your burritos

[urban atlas]

except sometimes my friend gets in on it :)

also everyone i get into arguments with has like a gang of atleast 3 💀

[manic oriole]

duuuuude

its so lame when ur clowning some dude and they start bringing in and talking to random friends like it makes them cooler 😭

[urban atlas]

yes

that is the truest thing ive heard all day

[manic oriole]

thats why fights in dms are the best

[urban atlas]

🔥

[lapis sigil]

@manic oriole ur trying to get into the argument so bad 🤣

[urban atlas]

plus no filter

[manic oriole]

or irl

[urban atlas]

;)

[manic oriole]

irl arguments are very fun

especially when u both got ur gangs just watching

sometimes cheering

[tiny sphinx]

lmao word

[manic oriole]

especially when its an actual fight

[urban atlas]

bruh delayed

[manic oriole]

chat is it weird to kick someone in the wizzy in a semi-drunk party fight

im not crazy for saying there are some things u shouldn't do, right

[urban atlas]

ye

[manic oriole]

🙏

slight validation was all i was seeking

[urban atlas]

atleast have a good fight and not fight dirty

[manic oriole]

exaaaactly

a good fight ends with a submission hold and both people walking away after

or a ko

[urban atlas]

yeye

[manic oriole]

nice and clean on the chin

or a hostage situation

[urban atlas]

...

[manic oriole]

i haven't had one yet but I keep wanting to do one

[urban atlas]

💀

[manic oriole]

id hold a beer hostage

[manic oriole]

yea

anyways, toyhouse is the best map

[urban atlas]

not bad at all

[lapis sigil]

Just mean they don’t want you here 🤷 might be time to retire the bow

[lapis sigil]

If u want in this is ur chance to get in

[urban atlas]

after how long it took you to respond maybe so

[lapis sigil]

Ur just not important sorry my apologies

[manic oriole]

bet

whats the argument about

[lapis sigil]

@urban atlas I got a name idea

Nonfix THOGUHTS

CHAT THOGUHTS???

ANYONE

[urban atlas]

yo i second this

[manic oriole]

nonfix is funny ig

i see the vision

[urban atlas]

ima get an alt and name it this ong

[lapis sigil]

ur weirdo friend bent weird

[manic oriole]

elaborate

[urban atlas]

😂

[manic oriole]

yea hes a bit weird for his bio but beyond that whats wrong with him

[urban atlas]

rip my bio

[manic oriole]

dude its so bad 😭

[urban atlas]

HOW

[lapis sigil]

Shout out to eki for the idea I can’t take credit for it what can I say it is a good idea

[urban atlas]

ofc

[manic oriole]

its a translational thing

the standard interpretation of "I love the south" is "I'm racist"

[urban atlas]

like different language or smth else?

[urban atlas]

mmmmmmmmmm

[manic oriole]

and the "I'm right but few have common sense" is wild

[lapis sigil]

Ain’t he a homo🫢

[manic oriole]

wait what

no way we're homophobic in 2026

[urban atlas]

not even gonna comment there

[lapis sigil]

🤷

[manic oriole]

thats crazy

in a public chat

homophobic where people can see u bro 😭

[lapis sigil]

Idk chat u picked the side

[urban atlas]

anyways i just love the South cuz yk i love the heat the fishin and the people and how it looks

[manic oriole]

clarify rq, are u fr being homophobic or are u just bad at typing

i gotta know

[lapis sigil]

Idk chat u might be one to by association with confix

He’s like a disease get away from him while you still can 😰

[manic oriole]

might be one what

say it clearly now, don't stutter

[lapis sigil]

You might be one of them 👀

[manic oriole]

one of who

[lapis sigil]

._.

[manic oriole]

bro cant even say it

so tough

[urban atlas]

hive doesnt let you say it i believe

[manic oriole]

how far homophobia has fallen in the big 2026

[lapis sigil]

🐥

[urban atlas]

also im not a homo

[manic oriole]

"gay person"

[urban atlas]

js wanna put that out there

ykyk

[manic oriole]

u can say it

[lapis sigil]

🧢

[urban atlas]

no 🧢

[lapis sigil]

🧢

[manic oriole]

homophobia is wild

[lapis sigil]

His lying though his yellow teeth

[manic oriole]

at least his teeth all point in the right direction

[urban atlas]

ive got good teeth :)

[manic oriole]

u got them pointing every direction of the compass rose

[lapis sigil]

I don’t believe you

[manic oriole]

it matches the homophobia

[urban atlas]

why not

:(

[manic oriole]

because homophobes aren't known for their intellect

[lapis sigil]

Cuz you don’t see like an 18 year old that takes care of him self

Sorry g 🤷

[urban atlas]

guess im built different

[manic oriole]

frfr

[lapis sigil]

Ima weird way._.

[manic oriole]

u are, yea

glad u can come to terms with it

[urban atlas]

nice one :)

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is the best map

[lapis sigil]

Anyways chat ima gts cuz yk unlike people 👀 I do take care of my self confix I hope u change ur life and ways

🤦 what am I saying you probably won’t

Oh yea forgot one thing

[manic oriole]

bro 😭

[lapis sigil]

#kickconfixoutofmm

[manic oriole]

u sound like a turboweirdo rn

[urban atlas]

yeah my sleep aint the greatest icl but its actually gotten better in the past couple weeks icl either

[lapis sigil]

Never has been

[urban atlas]

no i wont

[lapis sigil]

Ik don’t have to say it out loud

[manic oriole]

sleep schedules are a myth invented by women to prevent you from becoming batman

just sayin

[urban atlas]

:OOOO

[manic oriole]

con is he gone

[urban atlas]

yes i do

[urban atlas]

no he's here watching

[manic oriole]

i think hes gone

[urban atlas]

he loves me too much

[manic oriole]

ohhhh is it another of those "every accusation is a confession" type of things

he calls u gay but its only bc he's really desperately hoping?

[urban atlas]

yes thats what it is

[manic oriole]

that was some of the strangest homophobia I've ever encountered 😭

lowkey felt like a fever dream

[mild shoal]

what did I just read whilst tossing and turning in this bed of mine 😭

[urban atlas]

@lapis sigil did you see the clip i posted? :3

[manic oriole]

insane sentence

[urban atlas]

was it aura

[manic oriole]

dont ping him bro he might come back and be weird again

[urban atlas]

:3

[mild shoal]

woah now I'm just being honest

[urban atlas]

WOAH

[mild shoal]

I'm tryna get some sleep here and y'all duking it out

[manic oriole]

"this bed of mine" is a wild phrase tho

phraze?

idk how to spell

[urban atlas]

its phrase

[manic oriole]

[urban atlas]

;)

[mild shoal]

what, jelly it's not your bed? ;)

[urban atlas]

nah

nah thats crazy

[mild shoal]

idk how old you are actually, I take that back

[manic oriole]

um no but thanks for offering

[urban atlas]

💀

[mild shoal]

then I'll stick with this bed of mine

[urban atlas]

i just about woke my whole household up when i read that

[manic oriole]

my bed is full of 3 blankets and every small flying insect north of new mexico bc my roommate left the window open

i dont think it could fit you as well

[urban atlas]

the stupid pepe got me so hard

[manic oriole]

balls i was supposed to do my sheets today

[mild shoal]

whoops

[manic oriole]

gotta wait till tmrw 💔

my weekly laundry schedule getting messed up

[mild shoal]

I'll remind you tomorrow maybe

[manic oriole]

im setting alarms dw

i got an exam and then hanging out with my friend and then weighing dirt for a lab and then its laundry o'clock

and then 10 more levels in mm 🙏

[mild shoal]

fun, aside from the grind but I respect it

[manic oriole]

im addicted to the grind

u dont understand

If I don't keep running in this hampster wheel then the voices catch up and I can't fight them all off at once

[mild shoal]

no no I do, I used to be just like that. but man do I not wanna touch mm no more

[manic oriole]

its 10 levels bc im lv 6 rn 😭

its like 10 games

[mild shoal]

oh

[manic oriole]

thats not really a grind

[mild shoal]

pres 5?

[manic oriole]

yuh

did it earlier

[mild shoal]

when did you hit that

nicee

[manic oriole]

yea

[mild shoal]

max when?

[manic oriole]

bro like 2028

[mild shoal]

max next week :3

[manic oriole]

absoLUTELY not

[mild shoal]

that's absurd

[manic oriole]

whats absurd is all the bugs in my room 💔

whats even more absurd is the lengths I'm going to in order to avoid studying for my 9am exam

[urban atlas]

i had an exam today 😔

[manic oriole]

howd it go?

[mild shoal]

what's even more absurd is I got to be up in 3 and a half hours for work 🥀

[manic oriole]

BRO SLEEP

[urban atlas]

oh i wont know the grade till next week unfortunately

[manic oriole]

@mods time out asher so he can get his mimis

[manic oriole]

💔

[mild shoal]

I don't think you understand my comment up above, I've been tossing and turning for over two hours now

[manic oriole]

let me tell u all about soil health

should put u right to sleep, the lord knows it does to me

and i love the subject

[urban atlas]

its crazy cuz apparently calc 3 is supposed to be easier than calc 2 but ig only part of it is 😭

[manic oriole]

calc 3 was ass

[mild shoal]

go for it

[urban atlas]

:OOOOO

[manic oriole]

bro why's that word banned

[mild shoal]

why is that word

[urban atlas]

vec

[manic oriole]

hive hates calculus 😭

[urban atlas]

tor fields

[manic oriole]

oml

what is this filter

anyways, victor fields are so rough, im so sorry for ur loss

[urban atlas]

they werent bad honestly but just the maximum and minimum and triple integrals got to me cuz it was the last thing i studied for and i just blanked

[manic oriole]

derivative

integral

cosine

[urban atlas]

xd

[manic oriole]

wow it really is just that word 😭

[urban atlas]

tangent

inverse trigonometric functions

ok thought inverse would be banned but ig not 😬

[manic oriole]

[urban atlas]

i sound sooooo smart :)

[mild shoal]

y'all gonna get the team to filter these words now hold up watch what we are sayin

[manic oriole]

arctan 👻

[urban atlas]

forgot i cant say t

[manic oriole]

dude that would be so funny

[urban atlas]

and s

lemme try again

honestly those functions are easy icl

cuz their derivatives and integrals are easy to memorize

[manic oriole]

tangent and secant?

idk what functions ur referring to

and don't tell me, i finished all my math

stop inundating me with this malarky

[urban atlas]

ik that in trigonometry there is cosine sine secant cosecant tangent and cotangent

and then there are inverses to all those

[manic oriole]

oh

ye

[urban atlas]

yk like arctan and so on and the other way to write it is with like a raised -1

[manic oriole]

yea

[urban atlas]

i just need to really lock in for my final exam come may

[manic oriole]

my gf is taking calc 3 and she keeps asking me for help with her hw and i keep telling her i have no idea what any of the words mean and referring her to my physics friends bc bro 😭 i really dont wanna do math

[manic oriole]

u got this

i believe in u

[urban atlas]

xd

[urban atlas]

thanks :')

[manic oriole]

i think asher went to sleep

im so happy for him

[mild shoal]

nope

[manic oriole]

god dammit asher

[urban atlas]

XD

[manic oriole]

go to sleep

[urban atlas]

i want v3ctor and theyallow this w hive

[manic oriole]

yea

[mild shoal]

no literally I was shocked

[manic oriole]

idk the filter

[mild shoal]

you telling me that is allowed

[manic oriole]

i just say what i say

[mild shoal]

🥀

[urban atlas]

i wasnt cuz ive seen people say damn before

[manic oriole]

if it gets deleted then oh well

[urban atlas]

cuz ig it just aint really a curse

[mild shoal]

didn't even know that wasn't filtered either

[urban atlas]

yurp

[manic oriole]

neither is v3ctor 😭

[urban atlas]

BRO

[manic oriole]

what happened

[urban atlas]

i typed it

[manic oriole]

oh 😭

[urban atlas]

i just want the guy from despicable me it aint that much to ask for 😭

[manic oriole]

apparently yes

ok gn chat imma lock in on studying

hopefully yall can get to sleep soon

[urban atlas]

gn

[mild shoal]

I pray your study session goes well

gn tho

[solid rivet]

Bw s5 when

[restive cape]

im fine

[bright nebula]

Yh, but i mean you have to be right next to the glass to throw it, from that far like in the clip its kinda useless to line up the throw

[narrow cedar]

@frank dock targeting should be banned, I get target like 6 times a day or more, but who knows hive won’t bc they are really slow.

[frank dock]

and fr hive needs to be active again

[narrow cedar]

[frank dock]

Their anti cheat need to be stronger

[narrow cedar]

fr

[frank dock]

I'm sad cus you've been targeted by lots of snipers 😔🫂

[narrow cedar]

Yep they don’t apologise

[frank dock]

Yeah no cap

[narrow cedar]

[solid rivet]

No, you need s5

We all need mm update and bw s5

[left raptor]

🥹

[undone dagger]

🔥

[lapis sigil]

Don’t be scared of the boat

[lapis sigil]

The clip was probably ass anyways

[thorny patrol]

Of the boat huh?

[wispy glade]

Gg

[sacred lion]

congratss!!!

[narrow cedar]

Where have u been

[tall tulip]

gg

ok hive release the mm update

i wanna see the new ltm :(

[frank dock]

Fr

[narrow cedar]

I ate a cheeseburger today

[tall tulip]

i ordered one for suhoor, came right at the adhan

ill eat it in an hour ish

just stop making me hungry, and release the mm update

[narrow cedar]

XD

[frank dock]

Made me hungry ngl

[narrow cedar]

I’m sorry

[frank dock]

Nooo it's ok

Glad you enjoyed it

[narrow cedar]

[grizzled crown]

@manic oriole

[manic oriole]

gottem

good clip

[grizzled crown]

i would have had 3 clips but i JUST missed them

iv seen so many clips of hem

[elder basin]

just sad that hive doesnt give two damns about rulebreakers

[keen gyro]

this guy is so blatant its obvious

he even switches position based on which floor im at

and before i make the cut around the corner

he moves lmao

[pulsar oxide]

sad

[elder basin]

mm is full of players who either use ESP or take the game way too serious

[pulsar oxide]

or both

[elder basin]

that'd be overkill

[pulsar oxide]

You’d think so

[keen gyro]

a game where you get a bow that is ping dependant, and is scan hits. Murderer role is a magic sword that sends people to the unknown realms

whoever takes that serious has no life. I was playing for fun and this guy ruined my day lmao

i needed level 55

nothing about it will ever be competitive. These people are weird man

[pulsar oxide]

well you see, cheaters are messed up in the head so they think ruining peoples day is fun

[elder basin]

Some people really think that it's a crime to go outside

[keen gyro]

they cannot build themselves elsewhere in life, so they resort to holding an image like this on a video game that is meant to be laid back, and played with friends

[keen gyro]

real

[pulsar oxide]

whenever I’m murderer I always go for all the emo skins first since they’re usually the ones that take the game too seriously and are cheating or just weird

[sand current]

jojos reference

[elder basin]

Oh and lets not forget abt teamers

Worse than hackers

[pulsar oxide]

I’ve found so many teamers and still haven’t received a report confirmation after like 5 months… w hive

They’re probably still running around doing it

[elder basin]

But hey. As long as it's me, getting banned for an "inappropriate build" that doesnt affect the game in the slightest, everythings alright ig

[pulsar oxide]

I mean, inappropriate builds being taken more seriously is reasonable since kids play this game and don’t need to be seeing that kinda crap everywhere…
Although if they’re paying so much attention to that they should be muting the toxic people as well since kids shouldn’t be seeing that either.

I played like 10 games of bw duels duos with someone and we ran into toxic parties like 5 times

[elder basin]

Ye. But it doesnt affect the gameplay. You can proceed and get XP. teaming ruins the game in itself

and the fact that less and less teamers are getting banned, makes it eve worse

[pulsar oxide]

yeah, but it is somewhat reasonable, since stopping kids from being “exposed” to the crap some messed up in the head people make is arguably more important… even if the teaming can still be very annoying and extremely lame.

[elder basin]

but for 7 days?

[pulsar oxide]

They need to like hire more mods it’s out of hand

[manic oriole]

America is in much the same situation 😞

[lethal walrus]

just got accused of using x-ray, feeling great

[topaz cove]

awww u have me in ur bio

thats so sweet “M 💜 “

#luvmyhubby

[ornate robin]

@twilit marsh

Explaim this then

[twilit marsh]

fake bro

[ornate robin]

🤨

[twilit marsh]

photoshopped

[ornate robin]

Sure pal

[twilit marsh]

ur just jealous i have everything maxed bro...

[ornate robin]

😭

[twilit marsh]

edited

[ornate robin]

I understand it now

Youre just betyer

[twilit marsh]

its okay bro youll get there someday

[ornate robin]

My apologies

[twilit marsh]

exactly bro

[twilit marsh]

its okay bro i forgive you

[deep mirage]

@twilit marsh Bro isn’t maxed in everything it’s ok

Nobody’s gonna make fun of you like don’t worry

[lapis sigil]

Goat(hi Asher’s egf

[lapis sigil]

Read the bottom female

[thorny patrol]

[left raptor]

@topaz cove I think he’s playing hard to get 👀

[topaz cove]

awww ur so kind

#relationshipgoals

[ionic grove]

When is mm update?

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[topaz cove]

12 tonight

est

[unreal halo]

[cloud copper]

I can confirm this is true from my sources

[spring otter]

The update never comes.

What on earth is going on?

[lapis sigil]

@urban atlas get your sister

[lapis sigil]

@urban atlas tell ur other weirdo friend to leave mm

[left raptor]

def hard to get I gotchuu

[fervent wasp]

I got murderer my first round 😭 on Fairy of all maps

[buoyant remnant]

fairy is so bad as murd

[manic oriole]

LOL

[manic oriole]

telling the "i love the south" guy to get his sister is 10/10 peak humor

entirely out of the context tho

[fervent wasp]

Literally
The same guy had a chestplate 3 times

[manic oriole]

bro thats so rough

[fervent wasp]

Killed my last braincell ngl

[young cosmos]

its my fav map as murd but the chestplates annoy me

apart from office actually

[topaz cove]

okay m 💜

[manic oriole]

I need u to 1v1 a good player on office while ur murd and they’re sheriff 🙏😅

[undone dagger]

Wym

[young cosmos]

i have before and its usually the same outcome

i die

[manic oriole]

Do u feel like ur deaths were bc u got outplayed or does it feel like the map presented them with a very easy strategy

[young cosmos]

honestly both bc im straight up trash

[narrow cedar]

Dw

[undone dagger]

[narrow cedar]

[weary trellis]

is there a reason why office is so popular?

I don't enjoy it at all because of how small and basic it is

[fringe swan]

Because it's the fastest map for wins

[weary trellis]

bruh why do so many people want wins the rewards for leveling up are just cosmetics

[narrow cedar]

Probably good for xp to level up

[manic oriole]

😞

[fringe swan]

That face looks like it's constipated but can't let it be known

[devout rover]

good murd map and is amazing for coins (if the murd kills ppl)

it has the highest coin potential out of all the maps

[manic oriole]

mouth isn't closed enough

[manic oriole]

its a mid murd map at best bc of the camping

[devout rover]

who camps tho besides prestiges/sweats

[manic oriole]

bc theres a good chance u find and kill the good players before they know its u

[manic oriole]

"its only good against bad players"

literally any map is good vs bad players

if i'm in a lobby with 15 toddlers who all coincidentally lack thumbs, i have a pretty good chance of winning a murd game on ct

what i'm trying to say is its still a bad map, but its usually fine to play it in pubs (as murderer) bc hive players aren't all that bright, on average

[left raptor]

personally it’s a top 3 for me

[unique ether]

i won as the murderer for the first time in a while

[unborn halo]

ayyye way to go

[spare wadi]

@fiery hawk ty for stabbing me a lot XD

[devout rover]

good job

[devout rover]

I like office. You hate office

to each their own

[manic oriole]

Ew

[manic oriole]

U also hacked for years and afaik still team 😖

Ur opinions are worth less than most people’s

[left raptor]

[unborn halo]

😆

[manic oriole]

Office sux

#officesux

[unique ether]

museum is underrated

[manic oriole]

Where would u put it?

[unborn halo]

best maps?

[manic oriole]

Imo it’s a top 10 map

[unique ether]

prob 4th best

[manic oriole]

Interesting

I personally don’t like that much it but it’s def better than a lot of other maps

I have it worse than chroma Toyhouse warehouse and manor easily

[pine river]

Dm me if you wanna play mm bc bored and got no freinds

[unkempt marlin]

Don’t you cheat gng😭

[lavish python]

@fluid totem Care to explain why you shot me

[fluid totem]

Did I?

[lavish python]

I can clip it

[next crater]

why you asking, mans can shoot whoever 💔

[fluid totem]

It's 4am please stop bullying me

[next crater]

[fluid totem]

I'm scared

[next crater]

[fluid totem]

🦕 🦖 ☄️

[lavish python]

Oh

[pine river]

❔

[lavish python]

It seems you were just shooting anyone in front of you

Mreh

[fluid totem]

Absolutely

Everyone has equal chance of being shot

[lavish python]

Didn't catch when you shot at the burger looking guy

[fluid totem]

I've shot him like 3 times

[pine river]

THATS ME

[fluid totem]

Yes it is

Who would win:
1 of every pokemon
Or
1 lion

[lavish python]

1 of every pokemon

[fluid totem]

But he's a really strong lion

[lavish python]

Some of these pokemon are literal gods tho

[fluid totem]

Caterpie

[lavish python]

That one's dead as hell

[pine river]

squirtle

[fluid totem]

caterpie would win a 1v1 against metapod

[errant trout]

nah id win

[mild shoal]

are we sure 👀

[errant trout]

yJirachii would attest to that

[covert furnace]

asher owns you twin

thats goat right there

[mild shoal]

idk who that is

[mild shoal]

i dont own anyone sob

[errant trout]

@fervent ginkgo bro im telling you, youve become a random 😭

[covert furnace]

im tryna gas you up cmon bruh 😭

[mild shoal]

im washed 😭

[covert furnace]

you should become deceitful and malicious asher

[mild shoal]

you right

[covert furnace]

someone gets it

[errant trout]

dw i get it too

[lapis sigil]

The greatest of all time joined the chat 🤷

[mild shoal]

far better players out there

[lapis sigil]

Holy cap

[atomic trout]

Doesn't matter, Eternatus could easily fly up and completely destroy it with Dynamax Cannon or Eternabeam

[fluid totem]

Nah but really strong lion

He doesn't even need the other 999,999,999 lions

[atomic trout]

A lion can't fly

[atomic trout]

Eternatus could still kill them easily

[fluid totem]

Have some faith in big lion

[atomic trout]

No

A lion can't fly

[fluid totem]

Nah but if one of the flying pokemon go down he bites

[atomic trout]

They can use ranged attacks

[fluid totem]

Lion can run away

[atomic trout]

Mewtwo for example can teleport

[fluid totem]

Lion bites mewtwo

[atomic trout]

Not if Mewtwo flies

And some Pokémon can use Leech Seed which steals HP over time from the lions

[fluid totem]

Leech seed doesn't work if the lion bites them

[atomic trout]

Leech Seed is a special (ranged) attack

[fluid totem]

Yeah but the lion closes the distance and bites before they can

[atomic trout]

Fair point

But there are other such attacks too

And they can work if the Pokémon stands on top of a flying Pokémon while using it

For example Curse used by a Ghost type

[fluid totem]

A lion would definitely be a normal type so ghost types don't work

[atomic trout]

Eternatus could still wipe them out of existence

[fluid totem]

What if arceus switches teams

[atomic trout]

That's breaking the rules, but if it were to do that, well, (Spoiler for Pokémon Legends Arceus) ||a teenager defeated and caught Arceus using 6 Pokémon in Hisui|| so 1000+ Pokémon could probably beat it

[fluid totem]

I reckon a lion beats a teenager and if a teenager beats every pokemon then a lion wins

[atomic trout]

Uhh no, because the Pokémon on their own could easily beat a lion

[livid shore]

The lions win

[fluid totem]

Yeah but do all the pokemon go roar and attack

[fluid totem]

It's 1 lion but a really strong 1

[livid shore]

Like how strong are you talking

[atomic trout]

No, they just attack

[fluid totem]

Twice the strength of a normal lion

[livid shore]

That’s it?

[atomic trout]

Nope, not a chance, can lions fly?

[livid shore]

Bro doesn’t know about the lion copter

[fluid totem]

The lone lion copted

[atomic trout]

That's not a thing 😂

[livid shore]

It is

[fluid totem]

It's like in despicable me when the minions start a gang and can do everythinf

[atomic trout]

Well, I gotta go, it was fun discussing with you 👋 ps: zygarde could use thousand arrows and shoot them down

[fluid totem]

Have fun

[livid shore]

The lion will just use the teeth to eat the arrows and shoot them back

Also bye

[atomic trout]

Thx

[atomic trout]

Those arrows are made of energy

Ok, bye 👋

[atomic trout]

Thx and bye 👋

[narrow cedar]

@frank dock I had like 3 people try to target me in one game, are people getting fricking stupid?

[frank dock]

Pretty much yeah and very irritating

[narrow cedar]

Fr, driving me insane

[frank dock]

Sad to hear that

[narrow cedar]

Have you been target lately?

[frank dock]

In sw yeah

Named piropisu

[narrow cedar]

What about mm?

[frank dock]

Not rly

Can't forget the guy who killed me instantly

[narrow cedar]

So lucky

[frank dock]

The one that I showed you

[narrow cedar]

Oh ye

[frank dock]

Very annoying fr

[narrow cedar]

yeah

[frank dock]

Oh yeah they finally fixed Steve glitch today

[narrow cedar]

Really?

[frank dock]

Mm being playable again

[frank dock]

Yesss I try teleporting to see if it's gone and yeah it is

[narrow cedar]

Ye but they should fix other glitches

[frank dock]

Fr

[narrow cedar]

[keen gyro]

it isnt difficult to review a 2 minute clip

[formal cedar]

very long winded clip hive staff lazy

[keen gyro]

thats true twin

it got nuked, see?

just do your job hive 💔

testing my patience istg

[manic oriole]

yo i didnt see the clip, can u post it but without the words attached 🙏

[livid shore]

The lag actually did something good for once

[serene canyon]

mm

[vivid ruin]

sucks :3

[spiral walrus]

Still no mm update

[opaque sluice]

Divine intervention prevented you from getting yourself killed

[halcyon condor]

Yo

Can anyone tell me whh mm update isnt here

I haven't played on the hive for like a year now

And now I decided to and no update

[near dune]

Well we got 3 Bedwars updates instead

[halcyon condor]

Why bedwars

Like I wanted an mm update

Like atleast update a bit of my fav game

[serene canyon]

beans

[deep mirage]

?

[haughty plaza]

[left raptor]

^

still no mm update

[white bane]

does any1 knows what u get by lvl 83?

[near dune]

Nothing

[white bane]

f, thanks anyways

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[devout kernel]

Still no mm update

[lavish python]

[left ginkgo]

still no mm update

[lunar canopy]

still no mm update

[grizzled crown]

i should probably mute my clips

[vivid ruin]

Rip @leaden wasp 🫡

[left raptor]

am I the only one who just realized you can move the f5 button on mobile 😭💀

[grizzled crown]

its part of the client i use

i wish you could tho

[left raptor]

client on mobile? whats it called 😭

[grizzled crown]

atlas

[hollow dome]

Is it available for Apple?

[leaden wasp]

[grizzled crown]

id say no bc apple is strict

but im not sure

also atlas is paid

[hollow dome]

🥀

Ok thank you

[thorny patrol]

Better than last time!

I mean

[tall tulip]

is no one gonna question the music

buddy ur playing murder mystery, not in a rap concert

[full lynx]

😭😭

[tall tulip]

lets continue the chain

still no mm update

[grizzled crown]

i was being mire careful

i wish i was faster at switching my sword and my hand

[thorny patrol]

Would sensitivity have anything to do with that?

[grizzled crown]

i mean like just clicking the sword when i need it and clicking off to hide it

so probably a bigger gui/hotbar

[hollow carbon]

..

/sync

[grizzled crown]

/q mm

[hollow dome]

/cs

[devout cliff]

Red Sus I think we should vote them out

[alpine shadow]

genuinely WHAT are you listening to

😭

[grizzled crown]

someone who fell off awhile ago

[alpine shadow]

😭😭 havent heard of bro since 2023

[grizzled crown]

hes the reason i know the first 10 digits of pi

[strong magnet]

3.14159265358

[devout kernel]

Get the 1000 digits of pi

[strong magnet]

No

[devout kernel]

exactly

The first sign of an intelligent person

[grizzled crown]

The fitnessgram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as it continues

[strong magnet]

Bru

[devout cliff]

The music 🤣

[grizzled crown]

yea i knew i should have muted it

[modern spire]

V

[blazing gale]

W

[modern spire]

🔈

XdDDdddDddd

[manic oriole]

[patent void]

xddxxdxxxdxddxd

[dreamy forge]

Has the update arrived yet?

[devout rover]

nope

[sweet kettle]

It’s next week

[grizzled crown]

dms

[wide tree]

hey ur name kinda looks like a 3l

[grizzled crown]

ur lowk right it does

[wide tree]

yea but if i was standing far away kinda yk?

[grizzled crown]

almost like hes studied minecraft usernames before

[wide tree]

very impressive

[modern spire]

Yess I studied how gamertags work

[wide tree]

wow what all did you study?

[modern spire]

A - 5 Pixels (Normal letters)
f / k 4 pixels
t I (Capital) 3 pixels
l 2 Pixels
i 1 pixel

2 l is like a normal Letter

3 i is like a normal letter

[wide tree]

i see

[modern spire]

2 i is like a t

[wide tree]

1i makes it smaller

[modern spire]

XDDdDDd

Well, I enjoy watching how Minecraft works

[modern spire]

Ahhh yess

i 1 i

Only the letter u is a big letter

But I like it

My name is like 2 normal letters and a t in length

eet

It looks funny, but that's how it works in Minecraft

But gamertags with more characters can look even shorter

Like the 5 letters I have

iiicl

Xddd

Things that nobody cares about, but I find them funny

[wide tree]

how cool

[modern spire]

Ye br

But I love my gamertag

And my account

I'm trying to max out Hive

I used to only play Skywars

But now I've reached the highest level in bridge and I'm excited about the idea of maxing out other games as well

Like this one, murder

But I think I'll need 28k wins

[wide tree]

wow fhats a log

lot

[modern spire]

For Prestige 5 Level 100 here

[modern spire]

Ye

[wide tree]

alright bring back the no gkme limit this things slow

[modern spire]

For now I only have Skywars and Bridge maxed out

Uh only level 20 in murder

But I can get hooked and make more levels

Ahhhhh okay

I know someone called zFrozenx24

And he only plays one game until he reaches the maximum level

And in murder he has 28k wins, I think

But I suppose he made them with plus

[wide tree]

yea hes stinky

[modern spire]

Maybe there will be fewer with Ultimate

[wide tree]

hes been it for ages

[modern spire]

Oohh makes sense

I have 20 boosters

Maybe they could help me a little

You should try maxing out Skywars

[wide tree]

im sure hed love to help

[modern spire]

That's 55k kills and 12k wins

Something like that

[wide tree]

thats absurd

u a sweat sweat huh

mhm sure

[modern spire]

Ooh

How much XP does each coin give?

[wide tree]

yea what she said

[modern spire]

Ooh okay

[rain falcon]

Still no mm update

[rain falcon]

5xp

I think

Idk

[kind obsidian]

2026 is nearly over and still no mm update 💔

[strong magnet]

atp they are just lying to us with the mm update being in the coming next tab

we know its not coming next

bc mm update wont happen

still no mm update

[lapis sigil]

Actually 🤓 ☝️ it just started we are still closer to the new year then we are to the next one 🤓

[kind obsidian]

I don't think this one knows what a joke is...

[grizzled crown]

usually cant make this jump when im actually trying too

[lapis sigil]

Ik ur not talking 😭

[kind obsidian]

😭

But still, it's almost 2028, and no mm update :(

[true elm]

Dam

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[modern spire]

So niceee br

🏆

[solid rivet]

Still no bw update

[haughty plaza]

@final elm thanks for making that easy on me

[final elm]

Whatcha mean I didn’t even get a chance 😭

[haughty plaza]

Which was easy for me

[final elm]

No fair you never play in my games when I get murderer

[urban atlas]

cough 👀 cough

[final elm]

What’s that for 😔

[urban atlas]

cuz you always queue us 😔

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[final elm]

Do I? 🤗

[urban atlas]

maybe :3

[final elm]

Oopsie

[haughty plaza]

I am just to good and I haven't played mm in a bit

[final elm]

Cap

[haughty plaza]

I have played survival for like the past month

[final elm]

Worst game mode

[haughty plaza]

Playing actual Minecraft as it is intended is peak

[final elm]

What’s Minecraft ✌🏻

[wheat harbor]

[fluid totem]

[haughty plaza]

Bro i swear i am getting target every game

[final elm]

Nuh uh

[haughty plaza]

I wanted that kill

[final elm]

I’m just too good

I won btw

[haughty plaza]

@fiery hawk holy, how much you been grinding

[fallen apex]

this is my other account but i've been grinding almost all day

[haughty plaza]

That must've been difficult to do

[fallen apex]

2 fridays ago i was lvl 55

[haughty plaza]

Wow about 8 levels a day

[fallen apex]

yea

[haughty plaza]

I don't really think I could do that anymore

[fallen apex]

oh

[haughty plaza]

Bro was is this targeting

[fringe swan]

Welcome to murder mystery where its a mystery why ppl do what they do

[haughty plaza]

I know but it has never been this bad for me

[trim salmon]

still no mm update

[fallen apex]

still no mm update

[narrow cedar]

@hoary thunder I found ur twin, but he can see the afterlife?

[narrow cedar]

@frank dock woah

[manic oriole]

lol

[narrow cedar]

XD

[frank dock]

Nice!

Great shot 🔥

[frank dock]

That head cosmetic tho 😱

[narrow cedar]

I didn’t even see that XD

[narrow cedar]

I almost died bc they threw the star

[frank dock]

I see

[narrow cedar]

Ye

[frank dock]

It happened to me last time

Same as you did xD

The throwable pass through my ear haha

[narrow cedar]

So close

[frank dock]

Fr

[narrow cedar]

[narrow cedar]

Ok people are targeting me on purpose

[next flume]

I need to vent

[narrow cedar]

Why can’t people get lives and actually play the fricking game?

[kind obsidian]

They are hungry for the pizza in your pocket

[narrow cedar]

Too bad it’s mine

[frank dock]

I got targeted by pro murderers lately

At the start of the round as well

[narrow cedar]

It’s so annoying

[frank dock]

Yep definitely

[narrow cedar]

well knowing hive they aren’t gonna do anything about it bc even cheaters and teamers are still PLAYING mm

[frank dock]

Can't grind quest in peace cus of this 💔

[frank dock]

Ye in other games too,not just mm

[narrow cedar]

Ikr

[frank dock]

Even bw

[narrow cedar]

Oh I don’t play gamemodes

[frank dock]

Oh

Well I do for quest completion

[narrow cedar]

[gritty smelt]

Wait is that the same lovebell that my friend had a weird encounter with? @winter solar

Sorry I was looking to see how many mentions i had in this serv and found that

[kind obsidian]

@gritty smelt in mm chat!?!!!###

[silk ibex]

no wayyy

[gritty smelt]

Yeah lore drop

[last pelican]

WHY THE HIVE still didnt drop the new MM update

[solid rivet]

Hmm midk mask @kind obsidian

[elder basin]

Because they rather earn money with brainrot

[solid rivet]

Wdym

[warped owl]

is that happening often?

[solid rivet]

Is that hacks

[warped owl]

he phased through the blocks yee

[solid rivet]

Cool

[winter solar]

Yea it is

[gritty smelt]

Oh my gawd

You dont wanna know