🕵・murder-mystery

[spark orbit]

Pres 6 is already too much

[buoyant remnant]

yeah idk man I’m crazy cuz I want them to add pres 10

it’s kinda boring being lvl 600 with nothing to do in mm

[spark orbit]

Crazy

I was crazy once

They locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

[buoyant remnant]

[spark orbit]

Rats

Rats make me crazy

Crazy?

I was crazy once

Ok I’m done

[buoyant remnant]

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[spark orbit]

Real

[buoyant remnant]

hi

I have sleep deprivation

Brooo everybody using medal

I think I’m unc for using game bar still in 2026

[rigid tundra]

medal is better

[solid rivet]

Yes pls we wnat prestige 10

We all want prestige 10

[buoyant remnant]

I’m kinda figuring it out

[solid rivet]

I haven't even reached lvl 100

Never prestige in my life

😹

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[solid rivet]

Nah bedwars s6 will come out before mm update

[rigid thorn]

still no mm update

[devout rover]

14 kills in 30s

[astral sphinx]

GoaterTen

[undone dagger]

Thats insane

[cyan island]

yum

[proven bane]

Nice comeback 👏🏻

[spiral walrus]

Still no mm update

[wispy glade]

@knotty nova yea uhh u jinxed that u got me killed while i was typing again

[solid rivet]

Mm sweats exist??😦

[knotty nova]

I’m so sorry!!! I came across your gravestone and thought, “Oh no! No way! This guy is going to hate me.”

It’s perfectly fine if you never type again. I’ll understand!

[wispy glade]

Lol ur just unlucky

[random zealot]

Пойдет кто?

[knotty nova]

Very unlucky. I will dodge so you don’t die immediately!

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[inner sundial]

Damn not bad not bad

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[wispy glade]

Universe apparently aligned to give me sheriff 7 times before getting murder

3 of those times were back to back to back

2 of those times also I was killed instantly

[wispy glade]

I actually prefer it

Has good angles when u learn them and coin spots

[toxic warren]

Toy house is the best map thoughhh

[verbal jacinth]

No

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[lethal walrus]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

still no mm update

[elder basin]

i wouldnt be surprised if they did that

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[lyric hull]

is mm update out

[devout rover]

no

[lyric hull]

what about now

[devout rover]

💀

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[cinder parcel]

Still no mm update

[nova flame]

Too much mm update....

[rose sail]

@soft ember dammmmmmmm

[cloud root]

Legendary players r always secret

[indigo tulip]

yo hive, update the game

[full lynx]

i gotchu

[indigo tulip]

thanks!

make it not boring

[acoustic mortar]

mm flip it around wicked witch!

[cinder parcel]

Fr

[leaden wasp]

Still no mm update

[acoustic mortar]

No mm update

[wraith tundra]

We are never ever ever getting an mm update forever

[acoustic mortar]

I honestly give up

[wraith tundra]

We all do

[acoustic mortar]

It’s been what 5-6 months I’m bad at counting but it feels like a year

[wraith tundra]

More then that

[acoustic mortar]

it takes them such a short time to make bw and bb hub updates

[wraith tundra]

Bw has had like 3 seasons since an update to mm

[acoustic mortar]

Yeah they prioritize bw

[wraith tundra]

Which is a shame because other gamemodes this and dr needs updates badly

[acoustic mortar]

Bro honestly everything needs to be updated it would get more ppl on some games that arent even played anymore since it’s the same thing such as mm,bd,ctf,bridge,gw,sg they have good potential and it’s sad that the main priority and focus is 4 bw I think hive would get a huge redemption if they started js giving updates on all the games generally And fairly.

[wraith tundra]

Very very true, some gamemodes don’t even get 100 people these days due to how unpopular they are

[acoustic mortar]

Exactly it’s sad cuz they are enjoyable to play honestly but js so repetitive it gets to a point it feels like I’m forcing myself to play

[wraith tundra]

Me when dr but it’s fun in parties. MM yeah idk I just play alone mostly

[acoustic mortar]

Yeah I hv fun when I’m w my friends mostly it’s been a while since I played mm honestly

[wraith tundra]

Today is the first time in months I’ve played 100+ games in a day

[acoustic mortar]

Ahem SWEAT!!!

[wraith tundra]

Maybe just a little

[acoustic mortar]

A little?

[wraith tundra]

People see level and think sweat but in reality I just use gamesound to know where things happen

[acoustic mortar]

I think I’ve seen you on mm at some point js Dont know where

[wraith tundra]

In one of my 38k games I’d think maybe

[acoustic mortar]

Yeah keep flexing I guess..

[wraith tundra]

Not proud of it

[acoustic mortar]

whyyy

[wraith tundra]

It’s a lot of games

But end of day it’s a lot of fun at times

[acoustic mortar]

It isss and it’s Alr to playy

we kinda filled up the mm chat

[wraith tundra]

Exactly even dr I have 18k games

[acoustic mortar]

can I dm you something rq cuz I don’t think hive allows it

[wraith tundra]

Go ahead

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update (Wer update)

[cyan island]

we’re going to be so disappointed when the update finally comes out 😭

[devout rover]

so real

imo the com is definitely expecting more than what we're actually gonna get

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[languid tangle]

lol that would be cool 😭😭

[unreal halo]

Frrr

[grizzled crown]

i was js about to say that

[languid tangle]

[unreal halo]

I'd buy it

[languid tangle]

What if it’s next hub title from buzz

Delulu

[unreal halo]

Idk wat that is..... 🫣

[grizzled crown]

greatest hubtitle by far

[unreal halo]

Maybe I do but aren't familiar

[languid tangle]

Buzz newsletter

[unreal halo]

Ooh

Mb

[languid tangle]

Cubees are sad

[unreal halo]

Yep I never knew about that

Imma sub now

[languid tangle]

[lyric hull]

still no mm update gamemode

[unreal halo]

Wow each issue has a hubtitle??

Geez

[languid tangle]

Yes

[unreal halo]

That's sweet

I missed out on so much

[languid tangle]

Fr

[languid tangle]

[unreal halo]

Are each email codes unique

[languid tangle]

I think so

Everyone gets a different one

[unreal halo]

Lol k can't get old codes from other people

Oh well

[languid tangle]

[unreal halo]

Thank you for the info tho!

[wraith tundra]

F1 is back soon

mm update before f1

[left raptor]

yo still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[left raptor]

^

[subtle solstice]

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

POM TREE

[dim ermine]

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[subtle solstice]

Uhmmm

Weirdooo

I dont know this person btw

:3

[left raptor]

fr like who would know me

obvi not this girl named Pom tree

[subtle solstice]

Heh fr totally not me..

[subtle solstice]

....

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[left raptor]

cmon u must say it Pommy

[subtle solstice]

pommy?..

:'(

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

^

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[scenic frigate]

Still no MM update

[languid tangle]

Yah

[buoyant remnant]

no mm update today :(

[buoyant remnant]

possibly the next second! ahhhhhhhh

[nova flame]

Still too much mm update....

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[leaden wasp]

Still no mm update

[gusty urchin]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

still no mm updatE

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[primal eagle]

MM no update Still.

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[cinder parcel]

Still no MM update

[rigid tundra]

Still no MM update

[warped granite]

Is there still no update for mm??? I've been waiting for a long time, but isn't it too late???

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[cloud root]

Too much injustice here

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[spare schooner]

What mm update are you talking about

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[solid rivet]

Mm update still no

No update still mm

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[wraith tundra]

Still no mm update

[patent void]

i hope it never comes

[gusty urchin]

Still no mm update

[solid rivet]

It will never come out

:3

[gusty urchin]

Mm update trying to be GTA 6🥀

[final sequoia]

yo chat rate this clip

[grizzled crown]

1/10 bc its eso

[nova crescent]

Havent played for 2 weeks

[final sequoia]

real

[left raptor]

wheres this eso hate coming from 😭

[grizzled crown]

its been here

[left raptor]

undeserved is all im saying

[twilit storm]

I haven't played for like 1 year I even forgot how to play minecraft

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[charred elbow]

on za beat dropington

[wide tree]

finally got some i see

[brittle orbit]

Yeah I came back to these. Took a long break but got a lot more I havent sent lol

[lethal walrus]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

still no mm update

[acoustic mortar]

I hv beef w u

[wide tree]

very nice

[lethal walrus]

hey cutie ;)

[acoustic mortar]

Cuz your my competition.(pfp wise)

[lethal walrus]

good thanks just chilling, wbu?

[wide tree]

alright who deleted my giraffe.

[acoustic mortar]

Hive prob LOL

[wide tree]

mines cuter😝

[acoustic mortar]

We don’t needa lie.

[wide tree]

hey there’s no lies here 😒✋

[acoustic mortar]

there is actually..

[wide tree]

oh it’s on

we must battle to the death

[acoustic mortar]

alr bet where

[lethal walrus]

your skin is soo pretty! <3

[acoustic mortar]

I blocked you so I win

[wide tree]

oh ur done for

[acoustic mortar]

How are you still talking!

your blocked.

[wide tree]

i’m too cool to be silenced

[lethal walrus]

if i were a pixel id wear that outfit

[acoustic mortar]

Silence.

LOL

[wide tree]

😭

[acoustic mortar]

I witnessed that

[wide tree]

bruh 💔

[acoustic mortar]

Even hive silenced you

[wide tree]

time to buy it

[acoustic mortar]

Poor

[wide tree]

no you’re poor

[acoustic mortar]

no I’m rich

[spark orbit]

Facts

[acoustic mortar]

ok.

[spark orbit]

But mines by far best

[acoustic mortar]

No

[wide tree]

see even this random person agrees

oh nah

[acoustic mortar]

mines better

[spark orbit]

Oh yah

Mine is peak

[acoustic mortar]

then both of y’all

It’s not

[cosmic briar]

how do i unlock the maps?

[wide tree]

ur both goin down

[acoustic mortar]

you can’t do nth.

[spark orbit]

Nah

[acoustic mortar]

what are u gna stab my pixel skin!

[wide tree]

watch and see

[acoustic mortar]

watching

[spark orbit]

I’m going diagonal

[acoustic mortar]

Your user is panda yet you have a cat pfp.

It shows that you’re a fake!

[spark orbit]

I don’t like my username

[wide tree]

eggsactly

why don’t you change it

[acoustic mortar]

Change it!,

[spark orbit]

To wut

[acoustic mortar]

Anything coolll

[spark orbit]

That’s the problemo

[wide tree]

poorpanda3206

[acoustic mortar]

I can dm you some short usernames if you’d like or how or where I get my usernames from

[spark orbit]

Ur just salty I have the better cat

[acoustic mortar]

What is evolruo

[wide tree]

read it backwards

[wide tree]

as if

[acoustic mortar]

I don’t get it

[spark orbit]

Y do ppl like short usernames so much

[spark orbit]

Ourlove

[acoustic mortar]

Ohhh

[wide tree]

type it out

[acoustic mortar]

I’m dyslexic

[wide tree]

😭

[spark orbit]

Cause I got the better cat

[acoustic mortar]

Cuz I’m not creative enough to get long ones

[spark orbit]

😭

[acoustic mortar]

No

[spark orbit]

Prob cause u don’t have the best cat

[wide tree]

get a load of this guy

[acoustic mortar]

Unlike you both I have cats irl

So I win automatically

[spark orbit]

I have 3 cats irl

[acoustic mortar]

I have 9

[spark orbit]

And my pfp is one of them

[spark orbit]

🤨

[wide tree]

so do i

[acoustic mortar]

I’m not kidding btw

[spark orbit]

More lies from the Jedi

[acoustic mortar]

I swear

[wide tree]

do you have any orange ones and if so can i have it

[spark orbit]

Does ur dyslexia make counting harder

[acoustic mortar]

I do yeah

[acoustic mortar]

LOL

[wide tree]

okay i can pick up rn today

[acoustic mortar]

i do have 9.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

[acoustic mortar]

Nuh uh

[spark orbit]

Yet they all fall short compared to a single one of mine

[acoustic mortar]

My cats

[wide tree]

danggg you gonna let him say that?

[acoustic mortar]

He’s attacking me for having more cats

[wide tree]

i personally think you should beat him up

[acoustic mortar]

I have no clue what that means to be frank..

I don’t speak proper English!

[spark orbit]

Nah my cats would defend me

Cause their the best cats

[wide tree]

more like join the fight

[acoustic mortar]

I would say smt but I’m sure they gna delete it

Wait I should start a hive cat cult

[spark orbit]

Yes

[wide tree]

a CULT?

[acoustic mortar]

Yes

A Cat movement!

[wide tree]

okay as long as i’m the leader

[acoustic mortar]

I’m the leader

[wide tree]

i shall allow it

[acoustic mortar]

You get a job!

[wide tree]

uhh no

[acoustic mortar]

old grandma

[wide tree]

i’m the leader

EXCUSE ME

[spark orbit]

person with best cat is leader

So me

[acoustic mortar]

Alr so I am

your taking my ideas.

[spark orbit]

Nooo

Me

[acoustic mortar]

Me

[wide tree]

i am NOT an old grandma

[wide tree]

sooo we all agree it’s me

I’M 18???

my birthdays in a week

[spark orbit]

👴

[wide tree]

so i must be the leader

cause my birthdays right around the corner

[spark orbit]

But it’s not yet

[wide tree]

but it will be

[spark orbit]

But it’s not

[wide tree]

but it will be.

[acoustic mortar]

I think I should be the leader cuz I’m younger then the old tea drinking granny

It’s only right

[wide tree]

ew tea

[spark orbit]

Nah

Me

[wide tree]

oldest is leader

[acoustic mortar]

No me

[spark orbit]

But they unalive sooner

[wide tree]

dang who’s the granny now

[spark orbit]

So the cult don’t last as long

[acoustic mortar]

LOL

[wide tree]

i don’t think you die at the age of 18

[spark orbit]

So youngest should be leader

[acoustic mortar]

So me

[spark orbit]

Yea ik u die at 19

[acoustic mortar]

LOL

[wide tree]

uh oh

[acoustic mortar]

In a week to be exact

[wide tree]

BRUH

[acoustic mortar]

So I am the leader

[spark orbit]

No

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[spark orbit]

Under

Do u know what under means

[wide tree]

maybe 50

[acoustic mortar]

55

[wide tree]

maybe even 60

[acoustic mortar]

65

[wide tree]

or 70

[spark orbit]

Or has ur preschool not taught u yet

[acoustic mortar]

75

[wide tree]

80?

[acoustic mortar]

I’m in kindergarten

[spark orbit]

💔

[acoustic mortar]

I only count till 9

[urban scarab]

I hated friendly fire it's not murderer hehe

[spark orbit]

Physically impossible

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[acoustic mortar]

Sadlyy

[rigid tundra]

😔

[shrewd creek]

[wide tree]

😒

[spark orbit]

Dw I’ll come to the funeral

[wide tree]

mhm i’m sure you will

[spark orbit]

Just tell me where and when and I’ll come fr

[wide tree]

ur not invited actually

[spark orbit]

That’s not nice :c

[wide tree]

say my cat is better and i’ll invite you

[spark orbit]

But lying isn’t nice either

[wide tree]

i have a new name you could get

[acoustic mortar]

Yeah that name is “pnwiis pfp hot “

[wide tree]

oh i was thinking chud but that could work

[acoustic mortar]

Whats chud

[fluid totem]

@proud solstice I'm not age verified so can't say it back

[manic oriole]

7/10, 360 + falling shot but on a bad player

I def wouldn't feel ashamed posting that clip

[rigid tundra]

age verifiy💔

[cinder parcel]

Update this game hive

[dusty pebble]

No

[wide tree]

LOLLL

[cinder parcel]

❌

Bruhhhhhhh what is this

[left raptor]

a scam

anywhoville- still no mm update

[next crater]

@glacial sierra

[acoustic mortar]

No serious

[final sequoia]

well im not a very high level player

[tiny sphinx]

It was a tuff shot brody

[final sequoia]

thanks bro

[tiny sphinx]

Ofc gang most ppl can hit that typa shot but gotta start somewhere

Jus occasionally practice doing 360s while running arnd to get the feel of it

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[manic oriole]

im saying it was good

I'd def be proud of smth like that

[final sequoia]

thanks alot man

[cinder parcel]

Etadpu mm no llitS

[lone herald]

I just saw a new computer on the backrooms map what’s with that one

[wide tree]

yea like me

[acoustic mortar]

I thought I muted you already.

[wide tree]

nope still here

[acoustic mortar]

I’m bored

[acoustic mortar]

Oh shut up you can’t do that to save your life😭

[wide tree]

oh yes i can 🙄 don’t be jelly

[acoustic mortar]

not jelly btw

I’m peanut butter

[vivid ruin]

You'll never guess this but...

Still no mm update

😇

[left raptor]

OCEANN

still no mm update

[vivid ruin]

R1DDLEEE

Hah that's funny

[left raptor]

ewwwwww

[vivid ruin]

Fr

[wide tree]

jelly is better

[left raptor]

u just had to add that one in there smh

[acoustic mortar]

..

[subtle solstice]

For relll

Nehehehe

[left raptor]

shut it pomtree

[subtle solstice]

Wowooowowoeowow

Rudeee

[left raptor]

[subtle solstice]

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[acoustic mortar]

Still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

still no mm updatE

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[late flax]

still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[wide root]

Guys make sure to shower ☝️🙂‍↕️

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[pulsar oxide]

If I got the custom hub title this is probably what I would of set it to

[unreal halo]

Same

[late flax]

ive been playing gravity that should be enough contact with water

[hollow surge]

[wide root]

Good enough for me ☺️👍

[pulsar oxide]

yeah same

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[golden gazelle]

[grizzled crown]

i saw that

[acoustic mortar]

Saw what

[grizzled crown]

ur mom

[acoustic mortar]

Is that a roast

[grizzled crown]

no

[unreal halo]

Fixed one mb

[acoustic mortar]

So why’d u say it with attitude.

[grizzled crown]

because i can??

[acoustic mortar]

I didn’t allow it??

[grizzled crown]

who even are you

ur not my mom

or dad

[static gale]

i am ur dad

[brave loom]

still no mm update :(

[acoustic mortar]

Says who?

[grizzled crown]

my mom

[grizzled crown]

i know

[acoustic mortar]

I am your mom

[grizzled crown]

no

[acoustic mortar]

I’m not asking for your approval

[grizzled crown]

good because ur nit getting it

[acoustic mortar]

I got it alr

[grizzled crown]

no

[acoustic mortar]

Just go away.

[grizzled crown]

bet

[static gale]

good.

[grizzled crown]

ahem??

[static gale]

whats wrong??

[grizzled crown]

AHEM??????

[static gale]

UHHHH?????

[grizzled crown]

omg hi @static gale

[static gale]

freak

[grizzled crown]

ok

[scenic frigate]

Still no mm update

[subtle solstice]

Still no mm update

[next crater]

what would they update

make pres go to pres X?

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[verbal mango]

still no mm update

[unique fern]

Im pretty sure its more maps and a mini hub but i could be wrong

[next crater]

Nah pres X

👍

[unique fern]

oh 😔😔

[next crater]

Im joking i dont know😭😭

[unique fern]

i’m barely even pres 3 and they expect us to have that </3

[wide root]

Guys is the mm update out??

[next crater]

😭😭😭

Im barely lvl 60 smth

[unique fern]

no unfortunately not

gta 6 all over again

[wide root]

yea gg we never getting that update 🙂‍↔️

[next topaz]

Pls release mm update

Mm: when I grow up
When I growww uuuup

[hollow dome]

Still no MM Update

[solid rivet]

Still no mm update

We need prestige 10

Add it pls

Then next update prestige 15

[inner sundial]

Fr

[tiny sphinx]

Yeah right

[wide tree]

this why you stink

[tiny sphinx]

Smell 10x better than you that's fs

[wide tree]

as if

always projecting aren’t you

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[tiny sphinx]

Take a loooong look in the mirror

[wide tree]

i do

maybe you should too

[tiny sphinx]

[lethal walrus]

Still no “still no mm update” hubtitle

Still no mm update

[dusty pebble]

Still no apple pie 😔

[lethal walrus]

🥧

[dusty pebble]

Cherry

[serene marsh]

holy cook

[tiny sphinx]

LMAO

[twilit ether]

heyy chattt

[tiny sphinx]

but nah why does it have ur msgs as spam bro 😭

[serene marsh]

they disabled me for joining too many servers gang 💔

[tiny sphinx]

they got it out for you twin 💀

[wide tree]

ykw you still too

[primal eagle]

still no still no still no.

[verbal mango]

third person kill！

[frank dock]

[verbal mango]

:))

[brittle orbit]

21-22 block 720 on a pres 5

🫢

[verbal mango]

@spiral walrus I saw you at the hub！;D

[spiral walrus]

Oh yes that's me sleeping on the couch

Typical Aeecii

[verbal mango]

wannna be friend?

[spiral walrus]

Sadly I don't add people at the moment but maybe in the future I will add u :D

[verbal mango]

oh ok! :))

[topaz shore]

This is for anyone who actually wants to be afk

[next crater]

“At the moment” you aint that famous 😭

[lyric hull]

still no mm update game mode

[final elm]

Still no mm update?

[tiny sphinx]

💀

[hazy lily]

Hot hot hot

[spiral walrus]

i dont add people for safety reasons

i only add close friends or people that i talk with frequently

[primal eagle]

Anyone else having the Steve glitch?

[fringe swan]

Haven't had it yet this past week🙏

[young cosmos]

never had it

[manic oriole]

Mr. Sick McNasty

[next crater]

It talk with

[next crater]

What safety? You think someone gonna go give you back shots or smth in the hub😭😭

[spiral walrus]

discord isnt a safe place

[young cosmos]

trust me u gonna want to trust certain people only

[spiral walrus]

real

[manic oriole]

truly

especially for women

the internet in general just isn't a safe place

[undone heron]

true

[spiral walrus]

yeahhh

anyways

still no mm update

[young cosmos]

it has to be the best update in hives history for me to forgive them for the wait

[spiral walrus]

im desperately waiting for the mm video i will make abt it lol

[narrow cedar]

🙁 I joined ur mm round but you queued before I could say hi.. this happened few days ago..

[young cosmos]

i'll most likely watch it then

[spiral walrus]

Yay :D

[verbal mango]

I noticed it too, but I couldn't say hello because it was after rq... Sorry ; ;

[inner sundial]

;-;

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[river anchor]

gort

[strange palm]

yo

[trim salmon]

(Yogurt)

Still no MM update

[dense rampart]

😭😭😭

[smoky axle]

are the coins in murder mystery chocolate coins?

[rigid tundra]

yes

[wraith tundra]

Going to retire now. Finally got my goal of 10 Edr in one day only took 3 years of trying

[manic oriole]

gj!

[wraith tundra]

[bitter escarp]

and u almost shot shame :c

how to show ur stats here ;-;

[lyric hull]

whats edr

[wide stream]

LMAO

[wraith tundra]

Elim to death ratio. So number of kills you get on the murderer to number of times you die

[lyric hull]

ohh ty

[wraith tundra]

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[wise parcel]

@wraith tundra how do u check those stats

[wraith tundra]

Assistant bot

[wise parcel]

@wraith tundra ik but the name

@wraith tundra what command

[wraith tundra]

Wdym name

[wraith tundra]

Just use / then the game mode

So /murdermystery

[wise parcel]

/murdermystery

Where

[wraith tundra]

Join the assistant bot server or add it into a server

[wise parcel]

@wraith tundra sry to be annoying but how do u add the assistant bot

[deep mirage]

Tomorrow guys

[wraith tundra]

You are going to be correct hopefully

[deep mirage]

Nah sadly* not -.-

[wraith tundra]

Yeah unfortunately we wait for the April fools joke

[wheat trout]

why do you want this update so much?

I'm talking to people who are eagerly awaiting the mm update

[devout kernel]

Its been like 1 year bruda

still no mm update

[wheat trout]

I think that being able to get a gravestone from the mm Hive-o-ween event or from the free daily gifts during the Christmas is completely sufficient than creating seasons like in bw

[wheat trout]

I think this is good, because duplicating the bw system makes no sense

[lyric hull]

join assistant bot discord and use it there then save the image and use it here

[full lynx]

i mean i’d assume it’s cause hive said there’s gonna be a mm update

[hollow dome]

We keep getting bedwars slop instead of the update

They promised 6 months ago as “next” before they announced Bedwars 4, and yet Bedwars slop came out first

[lament stag]

icecream update when

[strong magnet]

still no mm update

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[topaz cove]

still no icecream update

[lament stag]

fr tell them to hurry up with jt

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[topaz cove]

[lament stag]

[digital helm]

[topaz cove]

shut up jrod

ur bad at phas

[wraith tundra]

When summer is here

[lament stag]

me personally i wouldnt take that jordy

[digital helm]

boy ik u ain’t talking to me

[digital helm]

he thought he ate

[lament stag]

summer is probably here around the summer

[lament stag]

yeah but only we eat

[digital helm]

ice cream

[wraith tundra]

True let’s all eat ice cream when the mm update comes out

[lament stag]

icecream so good best invention next to icees

[lament stag]

can we do an icee instead

or ill get an icee and yall can do icecream

[wraith tundra]

Good idea for us all

[young cosmos]

no telling when this could be

[wraith tundra]

Who can hate ice cream unless your lactose intolerant

[wraith tundra]

“Early 26”

[lament stag]

so true icecream the best food ever

[digital helm]

i like icees

cherry icee

[lament stag]

if i say icees better than icecream will i get jumped chat

[digital helm]

oh

yes

[wraith tundra]

Fr

[young cosmos]

depends

[wraith tundra]

Mint chocolate chip

[lament stag]

[lament stag]

on?

[lament stag]

mid ngl

[young cosmos]

what others like

[wraith tundra]

It’s just above chocolate icl

[wheat trout]

Hi

[lament stag]

yeah i guess its all subjective

[lament stag]

cookies n cream dominatessss

[lament stag]

hello macabroni and cheese

[wraith tundra]

Fair we all have our favourites

[wide tree]

ur so undeniably right

[lament stag]

yes you are right as well

[wide tree]

thank you

now where’s my ice cream for my birthday

[lament stag]

well ACTUALLY its my bday so wheres my icee too

[dim ermine]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weary lance]

very good place for a bow ._.

[dim ermine]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[weary lance]

yh yh very funny map

[topaz cove]

i ate the icecream

[topaz cove]

im def talking to you

loser

[digital helm]

oh we know girl

[lament stag]

😭

[wraith tundra]

Ice cream cake for birthday

[wide tree]

might do that

[wide tree]

mine isn’t today so you can have it

it’s next thursday

[wraith tundra]

I say it’s a very wise decision

Just don’t make it a banana cake or Bob will try eat it

[wide tree]

i should make a banana bread cake

[wraith tundra]

Now I’ll have to send my minions army over there

[wide tree]

best keep em at bay

before i eat them too

[wraith tundra]

No no no my Bobella, stuella and kevinella

[wide tree]

yea i could probs eat all 3 in one go

[wraith tundra]

Sad times for my army I will stay well well away from the cake

[wide tree]

that’s best

[wraith tundra]

Yes yes I got you, I’ll just fly to the moon instead

[wide tree]

try to steal it while you’re at it

[wraith tundra]

That was my plan

[wide tree]

perfect plan

[wraith tundra]

Exactly, plan number 2 would to steal all bananas on the earth but that’s kinda rude

[unreal halo]

still no "still no mm update" hubtitle

[left raptor]

still no mm update

[left raptor]

nah u should steal the moon

[wide tree]

that’s plan number 1

[left raptor]

plan 1 is always best

[wraith tundra]

I’m Bob I’ll steal the crown and become king

[wraith tundra]

That’s plan 1 for my leader not for me

[wide tree]

ur part of the project

[wraith tundra]

I am, become king then order people to do what I want them to do

[narrow cedar]

[verbal mango]

; ;

[narrow cedar]

;c

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[lyric hull]

Still no MM update

[young cosmos]

Still no MM update

[cyan verge]

average murder mystery game:

[hoary thunder]

was the next vote 48

[young cosmos]

yes, all 16 hive ultimate players voted castle town

[narrow cedar]

16 votes for office

[young cosmos]

ew

[trim salmon]

Office is bad

[hoary thunder]

atleast thats better than castle town

[narrow cedar]

😱

CT is my fav

[young cosmos]

imo office the worst bc the hallways too small

[trim salmon]

imo backrooms is worse

[young cosmos]

if u vote a map with small hallways, you're asking to die im sorry

[young cosmos]

i can agree

[narrow cedar]

well I didn’t vote for that.

[hoary thunder]

we all agree that toy house is the greatest

[trim salmon]

How so?

[hoary thunder]

most balanced

good for inno and murderer

[trim salmon]

I’d say it favors murd more than inno

There are like no inno camp spots

[hoary thunder]

the campfire one is useful

[young cosmos]

for me fairy garden is kinda balanced, even tho nobody likes it like i do

[hoary thunder]

chimney or whatever

fairy garden is alright, its just the coin spacing

[young cosmos]

yeah thats the big downside

[trim salmon]

Fairy garden was good back when tou could get a bow from the mail

But it’s like impossible to get coins now

[young cosmos]

yeah but it was way too broken

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[next crater]

nop

[young cosmos]

it took me 4 prestiges to realize there are interactable's on pigment

[next crater]

Seriously?

😭

i realized that first day it was released 😭

[young cosmos]

the map is never voted

[next crater]

cuz its ugly :/

[young cosmos]

i thought it was a player head used for decoration

[young cosmos]

by interactables i meant the cubes u get or whatever

[next crater]

the second arrow

[young cosmos]

yeah never knew that till now

[hoary thunder]

you missed out

they used to give a bow and arrow

[young cosmos]

i probably wasn't even playing around that time

[hoary thunder]

i think it came out in like 2022 or 2023

[young cosmos]

i got like 18 levels in 2019, quit and then came back in 2025

[hoary thunder]

woah i reached 490k coins

only took 48k games

[young cosmos]

nice, gonna get 500k coins soon?

[hoary thunder]

hopefully within a week

[young cosmos]

i recently got 300k but it only took 21k games

[narrow cedar]

lol

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[leaden wasp]

Still no mm update

[manic oriole]

ew

at least 6 weirdos in that lobby

[devout rover]

that ss is from 2023

[manic oriole]

*at least 9 weirdos in that lobby

[true nimbus]

literally my least favorite map :

[grizzled crown]

holy moly

[weary prism]

His power is over 9000

[civic spoke]

Sploger joined the game

Just so u can feel pain

[tribal jackal]

Since when u guys are waiting for mm update?

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[tribal jackal]

Hi bro

[trim salmon]

Hi 👋

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[static gale]

this game is so bad guys

[cinder parcel]

Still no MM update

[ocean holly]

Nuh uh

[craggy ferry]

Still no MM update

[rigid thorn]

Still no MM update

[trim salmon]

Still no MM update

[brittle orbit]

Bow glitch baws 🥀

[hoary thunder]

ive died so many times because of that glitch 😭

[brittle orbit]

Bro why is my video not sending properly it literally worked a second ago

I changed a single thing dawg why is this so asss

[narrow cedar]

Damn that sky bro

[brittle orbit]

Is my discord just bugged ash

It was 🥀

[brittle orbit]

Yeupp

[narrow cedar]

Awesome ngl

[tiny sphinx]

They need to fix this bro

It stay getting me killed swear 💀

[brittle orbit]

Fr man 😭

[shrewd creek]

Agreed

[shrewd creek]

Same

[tiny sphinx]

no literally bro

[wide root]

Day 437 of asking for the mm update 🙌

[gusty urchin]

Still no mm update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[solid rivet]

They released another bundle and not mm update😡

[unkempt marlin]

Still no MM update

[kind obsidian]

Still no mm update

[narrow cedar]

Holy crap

3K

[young cosmos]

Still no MM update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[obsidian cloak]

Murder mystery lowk mid

[wraith tundra]

Somebody stole my crown, Bob will find you

[strange oracle]

hes true

[wide root]

Guys it’s ok

i’m here 👑

[solid rivet]

Only 3k? We're not loud enough

[solid rivet]

Man ur weird

We got a useless bundle and not mm update

[wraith tundra]

Still no mm update

[near rock]

still no mm update

[waxen geyser]

still no mm update?

[near dune]

Nah it's the best hive game

[dim bridge]

I can't tell if these two are a couple or just two straight dudes

[inland grove]

What texture pack u r using

[dim bridge]

none

This is vanilla dawg

[inland grove]

Decimal xp..

[dim bridge]

Yes that

[inland grove]

Mcpedl?

[dim bridge]

It's called decimal xp

[dim bridge]

Just search it on Google idk where I got it from

I can send you the file in dms

If you want it

[inland grove]

Let it be

Thx

Btw

[dim bridge]

Sent it

[dim bridge]

?

[inland grove]

They r couples in party 100%

[dim bridge]

two straight dudes cosplaying is more probable

[inland grove]

They r cosplaying and enjoying in party ig

[dim bridge]

They were "kissing" the entire game

Also why are their hands raised like that

[inland grove]

Its different kind of skin

[dim bridge]

What?

[inland grove]

U need pc for that

[inland grove]

To import

[dim bridge]

I know

But why did you say "SO IT WAS YOU"

I didn't do nothin

[inland grove]

They were wondering like u r seeing them ig they thought u were stalking them..

[dim bridge]

I was stalking everybody

I was the sheriff

[inland grove]

Thats not the play in mm

Jst collect coins to level up

[dim bridge]

I was playing bedwars so I was my in miliary chocolate sub-skin

[inland grove]

I'm level 52 btw

[inland grove]

And my brother is level 75

[inland grove]

Btw which region u play?

[dim bridge]

Eu

[inland grove]

Random skin on namemc

[inland grove]

Oh

[dim bridge]

no I have like 15 sub skins

[inland grove]

Oh..

[dim bridge]

the same chocolate character but different clothes

I have a white one too

I'm using the military one because it looks dupe in bedwars

Also it works for camouflage

The dude didn't even see me

[inland grove]

How u died 😭

[dim bridge]

I didn't die in vein

I killed myself while killing him

I had a bed and he didn't

I lost the fight to win the war

[dim bridge]

@dreamy silo seriously what's the context for this

[solid rivet]

No update still mm

[dim bridge]

I'm pretty sure hive staff have trauma by now from the word "MM update"

Why are you two acting like a couple with weird ass 64x skins

Didn't you say that you were two dudes

are you Korean perchance

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[dim bridge]

Your skins looks Korean

You said "two dudes.." so I thought you were making a statement

I c

Also why are there so many people with girl skins lately

Is it a new trend I'm unaware of

It doesn't even give you a different hitbox

[bright nebula]

No, they re just teamers

[dim bridge]

they aren't

I spectated their games

[wraith tundra]

I can definitely say I’ve never seen them team

[dim bridge]

I have the chocolate bar costume in-game but I prefer using my own skin

[polar garnet]

???

[wraith tundra]

If you want to see teamers then there’s this group of like 3 who I’ve seen numerous times

It’s got worse over the last year

[dim bridge]

Why not report them on the forums

If you have a screen recording

[wraith tundra]

Reporting is uselsss

[dim bridge]

I receive quest points for my reports so they are definitely going through

[wraith tundra]

It’s irrelevant anyway they team bc they bad yet they still lose

[polar garnet]

reporting someone is like throwing a rock and expecting it to fly

it will never happen

[wraith tundra]

So accurate

[dim bridge]

I report in-game using my replays

Why did they disband the helper team

Helpers could have hand picked reports for mods

This way more reports go through

[wraith tundra]

But see helpers are like us they were here to play the game but also have other commitments outside of helping on dc

I don’t even remember the last time I received qp for a report

[polar garnet]

the last time i got was years ago

[wraith tundra]

Maybe it’s bc I already have 20k +

I gave up reporting people this year

[dim bridge]

There was like 40 helpers tho

Even if only 20% help it would have made a huge difference

[wraith tundra]

I don’t think it really would with the amount of reports that could occur

Especially from all gamemodes

Also btw did you max on another account before this one or it is just same skin two accounts

[dim bridge]

The hive should have a public jury system where players can see replays where someone is reported for cheating and if 10 votes say that they cheated it immediately pings a moderator to double check and ban the suspect if he deems them correct

I feel like that would help moderators manage the immense amount of reports

Even if it's limited to only high level or high rank players It would help moderators out a ton

[wraith tundra]

I thought I recognised you

[bright nebula]

might have been wrong, i apologise

[dim bridge]

Why are people so obsessed with MM to the point where 500 levels is not enough

Are y'all okay?

[wraith tundra]

I only remember this as my friend mentioned you as you have them added

[dim bridge]

What's even fun about playing this gamemode for hundreds of hours, I seek to understand

[wraith tundra]

It’s just better than PvP and that’s basically all hive focuses on lately

[bright nebula]

lets hope not