🕵・murder-mystery

[serene marsh]

it's been a while since we last got new content

mm literally hasn't changed since release the best they can do is new maps that can get stale after a few days

tl;dr

still no mm update

[sharp monolith]

Be a bit more respectful?

[serene marsh]

might be ragebait atp

[hollow dome]

This tbh

[sharp monolith]

If you're going to respond to a message from a few hours back, maybe look at what else I said?? I said I wasn't okay with getting hate for wanting to discuss MM. Not because yall keep saying that (as much as there is no point).
And no matter what you should be more respectful

[serene marsh]

how can I be when you disrespect our opinions by silencing us

L ragebait 0/10

[sharp monolith]

Will you stop calling it ragebait when I'm trying to have a normal discussion?

[serene marsh]

trying to have a normal discussion? you're silencing us

[sharp monolith]

"Silencing us" are you genuinely delusional?

[serene marsh]

you want NO discussion twin

[sharp monolith]

Then you are illiterate and ignorant

[serene marsh]

you want us to just complain in some echo chamber

[serene marsh]

L ragebait

L projection

[sharp monolith]

No, that's what you're already doing

[sharp monolith]

Just stop already

[serene marsh]

never

Still no mm update

[sharp monolith]

There's no need for that

[serene marsh]

we are not counting p2p dlc content

[buoyant remnant]

Fr

fax

[buoyant remnant]

The word “ragebait” kinda ruined normal human conversations

I fell for the ragebait

[woven finch]

I have 4 words for this

still no mm update

[buoyant remnant]

mm update never

who even started this

[woven finch]

hmm

top secret

(I don't wanna get banned)

[buoyant remnant]

yeah man I can’t be bothered scrolling to see who first said “no mm update”

[buoyant remnant]

lol

[serene marsh]

yellow steve

you can search for it

[buoyant remnant]

then hey that’s me

[sharp monolith]

Agreed ppl who use it in serious contexts sound slow

[serene marsh]

helper at the time by the way

[unreal halo]

still no mm update

[plush apex]

^

[woven finch]

^

[ember sparrow]

^

[buoyant remnant]

^

oh

[median girder]

^

[serene marsh]

^

[reef rain]

^

[paper aurora]

^

[elder quiver]

^

[strong magnet]

^

[left raptor]

^

[bright furnace]

^

[cloud copper]

Many people

We won’t stop

Still no mm update

[buoyant remnant]

Yep

still no mm update

[reef rain]

it's a necessity

[cloud copper]

Bro had no idea what he would start

[hollow dome]

^

[rigid tundra]

damn

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[final elm]

So close

[haughty plaza]

Ig

[final elm]

Where’s the energy at? 😭

[haughty plaza]

No where

[cloud copper]

U got this bro

[cloud copper]

He lost it through the hours he’s lost

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[final elm]

More like years atp

[haughty plaza]

Hopefully

[haughty plaza]

[cloud copper]

I believe in u

[haughty plaza]

But i got like no xp boosters means probably wont get till like Tuesday

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[final elm]

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[haughty plaza]

I'm so done with mm people

[elder quiver]

still no mm update

[final elm]

Aw

[proven hemlock]

i just baited a murderer by jumping into the water and they followed me in xd

[reef rain]

still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[reef rain]

giveth thou mm update

[cloud copper]

Oh well

Where art thou mm update

[unkempt marlin]

still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Where is mm update

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[deep mirage]

What I would start? You all started that

Oh wait I rlly started it

[spiral walrus]

where is the mm update

[deep mirage]

Still no mm update

But atleast I started the meme so I’m a certified tuff boi

[spiral walrus]

Lol

[deep mirage]

Yessir

[rigid tundra]

hive hates mm

[proven hemlock]

repoted

[topaz shore]

Hoping for a mm update by the end of the year 🙏

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[deep mirage]

Still no mm update keeping the trend alive

[spiral walrus]

Repoted

[kindred warren]

mm update tomorrow

[proven hemlock]

[spiral walrus]

[rigid tundra]

thanks

[spiral walrus]

Your welcome

[proven hemlock]

people act shocked when they beeline towards you and you shoot them 😭

[marble mica]

anyone else getting this glitch too?

[prisma orbit]

It's okay?, he stole my game.

[urban atlas]

@charred elbow yo we werent ghostin ig our messags werent going through for you mb bro, we are in vc

[spiral walrus]

UI glitch maybe or region unavailable

[charred elbow]

Nah i dont mind that you ghost its all good man ggs

[urban atlas]

XD nice clips btw in hmmo frfr

[charred elbow]

The hell is hmmo

[urban atlas]

hive murder mystery official

the discord server

[charred elbow]

You got clips today bro?

[urban atlas]

yeye not super insane but just clips

ill look through em and see if i put any in my montage

heres one i got on em

[charred elbow]

Ye not bad

[urban atlas]

eh its kinda mediocre but i think its the best one i have from today

actually i got a good one on iwqnn and maq aswell lol

[static gale]

no.

[marble mica]

Nah I figured it out it was due to my wifi

[unreal halo]

^

[urban atlas]

:3

[static gale]

didnt happen!!!

[spiral walrus]

Ohh

[narrow chasm]

a double 360. Would be
Cool

But u dont need to

[molten forge]

Hi

[charred elbow]

Forgot these

[undone heron]

I think hive is doing something about the region maybe that's why u cant join

[urban atlas]

nah fr here it is :3

[static gale]

that aint me!!

[urban atlas]

tablist aint yo alibi

[static gale]

oh. erm

[urban atlas]

tehe

[restive kernel]

I am getting this Glitch

[gritty bloom]

@urban atlas gg on 200, ill be a bit tho so hope u dont mind waiting

[hollow dome]

@gritty bloom The grind continues in some days…

[gritty bloom]

kk hf

[hollow dome]

Bet p4 before February

[hollow dome]

Hi

[lament stag]

is the update out?

[gritty bloom]

still no mm update

[lament stag]

fudgecakes

[urban atlas]

yeah dw i'm still waiting on my sister to reach level 200 aswell so itll be a couple of days lol

[gritty bloom]

kk

[inland rapids]

I feel like I'm improving with each level! Flash caution

[gritty bloom]

elite ball knowledge

the edit is not it tho

[granite pelican]

nice montage

[inland rapids]

❤️

[plain merlin]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[waxen idol]

it only aisa

it due to ppl internet when playing the hive

even ppl that have such good internet

[manic oriole]

what a messed up thing to do to someone

first u flirt with their man then u shoot them in the chest

[urban atlas]

Hey don’t forget I flirted with her too 😉

Nah jk

I’m jsp around >:D

[fringe swan]

[undone heron]

Gg but i need a new pair of eyes

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[undone heron]

Ye 🙁

[buoyant remnant]

How do u get those hitbox practise thingies on xbox

also I saw ur pack and omg it’s so peak like is there more skins?

[buoyant remnant]

sorry but the ratio is too wide

[manic oriole]

I thought it was two dudes 😅

Didn’t realize one of the dudes was a woman

[reef rain]

still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Wow so u delete my message hive

That’s not gonna stop me

Still no mm update

[woven finch]

still no mm update

[silk ibex]

@tribal robin spotted

[fervent ginkgo]

can you add more flashes please

[distant raptor]

@tribal robin spotted again

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[silk ibex]

👀

[lament stag]

i have photosensitive epilepsy and this just caused me to seize, thanks

[full lynx]

no problem

[lament stag]

😭

[tropic kernel]

Epilepsy final boss

[charred elbow]

Utility hud on mcpedl makes sure you download the no esp version he he

[cinder parcel]

etadpu mm on llitS

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[inner sundial]

Still no mm update

[buoyant remnant]

Still no mm update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[final elm]

Still no mm update

[thorny sand]

hello for anyone who is level 100 or past how hard is it to level up and how long will it take if i play around an hour and a half a day to max?

im level 65 rn

[gritty bloom]

ur asking just ppl above level 100?

but it gets harder until 82

[strange palm]

after level 82 it would take me around 3-4 hours to get a level, without boosters

[thorny sand]

im cooked then 😭

[gritty bloom]

easy grind

just ask kiephie aka mr "still no mm update" hater

[thorny sand]

[strange palm]

to me the roughest part is the level you’re at until level 82

[gritty bloom]

how??

[strange palm]

because after that at least you hit the cap

ik it takes longer but still

[gritty bloom]

the hardest part is from 1 to 82 for me

[strange palm]

yeah that’s what I mean

[gritty bloom]

worded in a way my brain doesnt understand

(im a lil special ifykwim)

[strange palm]

fair

[gritty bloom]

anyways

level 50 to 79 is also hard for no reason

[strange palm]

yeah

[gritty bloom]

anyways

time to do what no mm player does

shower!!

[strange palm]

good luck!

[thorny sand]

and that was the last time we ever heard from him story says he didnt make it

[strange palm]

[lament stag]

ngl its taken me a good 3 years gang, and im not even max yet

[thorny sand]

[lament stag]

at least im pres 3

[serene marsh]

still my goat regardless

[gritty bloom]

real

[gritty bloom]

so true tho lol

[lament stag]

yessssir, love to hear, likewise

[serene marsh]

[lament stag]

[urban atlas]

idk just focus coins and and murderer eliminations, it usually takes me about an hour to an hour and a half to level up past 81 but sometimes if its a bad day maybe 2 hours

[left raptor]

It.. takes… me… 3… and… a… half… hours…

[urban atlas]

L

[mortal quail]

Pres III >>> Max Level

The light blue looks nicer imo

[gritty bloom]

yes

based panic

[mortal quail]

🙏🏻🙏🏻

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[topaz cove]

still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[void oak]

this wierd glitch happened

[cobalt latch]

yo this happened to me too! Dm or ping @/on1mooon and he could probably help you hes tech savy

[void oak]

im tech savvy too don't worry ik how to fix it also

Thanks for trying to help tho I appreciated

[cobalt latch]

nono you should really ping @ on1mooon

please i beg🙏😭

[void oak]

why?

[cobalt latch]

Itll be funny trust

[void oak]

why won't you ping him instead?

[void oak]

your Soo close just remove that space in between

[cobalt latch]

cuz i been pinging him😭

[cobalt latch]

LMAO

[void oak]

I took a screen shot

[cobalt latch]

Ill gift you the 67 win celebration if you do it (im not blocked by him or anything its just really funny annoying him

[cobalt latch]

Alr🤷‍♀️

[void oak]

I already own everything

[cobalt latch]

Rip💔

bribery doesnt work, alr well have a good day ill just dm him like crazy😭

[void oak]

67

[cobalt latch]

peaaaak

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[void oak]

but who's that guy you trying to make me ping?

[cobalt latch]

friend of mine im annoying💔

[void oak]

ping him

[void oak]

imma use you as my guinea pig test subject to see what happens

[cobalt latch]

the reason im not is cuz ive oinged him like 12 times and i wouldnt be suprised ima get muted if I do it again💔

[cobalt latch]

im good bro

heres just some proof im not bullying a random guy tho💔

[void oak]

who's that fr

[cobalt latch]

some non

[void oak]

can I see his Hive Dc profile

[cobalt latch]

yk if you ping him you can click on his account...

[void oak]

nah you do the honnors

[cobalt latch]

nah u first

[void oak]

Nah ladies first

ping em

[cobalt latch]

see like but what if the lady really wanted you to ping him instead

[void oak]

Nah nah

You have all the Honnor you should ping em instead fr

[cobalt latch]

once in a life time opportunity your selling btw

[void oak]

I believe you should do the Honnor and get the chance

cmon ik you want to

[cobalt latch]

see but like im so respectful i want to pass the honor to you

[void oak]

My lady Im a gentlemen I respect the ladies every lady should always go first

Be my guest

[cobalt latch]

see but like yk how if you wanna be "chivelrous" you should like open the car door for a lady, this is like that ig🗣

[void oak]

The girl always goes in first in my rule book so she should always have the Honor to ping em too

[cobalt latch]

2nd time you misspelled honor btw. To repay this you should ping him

[void oak]

My apologies

cmon do it

I know you want to

@ O n 1 m o o o n

Do it

[cobalt latch]

nah u got that

[void oak]

If he's your "friend" why you scared to ping him?

[cobalt latch]

^

[void oak]

welp

With all my respect mam but that does sound like a U problem

[cobalt latch]

see like you cant play the respect part then do that💔💔💔

[void oak]

why you wanna see him again so bad?

you two in a relationship or something you ganna confess?

is that why you asking people to ping him so badly?

cuz low-key you don't need no wing man you can do that on your own

If you can'r ping him here there is always private DM's

you can ping him all day there

[cobalt latch]

LMAO

nah i wanted to annoy him😭 was trying to get someone else to ping him for the shock value

[cobalt latch]

I can as I said, just for the shock value of someone else pinging him💔

[woven finch]

still no mm update

[cobalt latch]

really i didnt realise

[woven finch]

still no mm update?

[cobalt latch]

"are we there yet" type response

[woven finch]

still no mm update :(

[thorny patrol]

Still no mm update:(

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update 🔫

[cobalt latch]

please dont hold me at gunpoint

[cloud copper]

It was a joke

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[clear stirrup]

never getting that mm update

[undone heron]

Should i?

[civic spoke]

We will use any means necessary to prove our point
Still no mm update

[cobalt latch]

I would say yes but if I do ima be murdered so ill say do whatever you please

[undone heron]

Is he a staff?

[cobalt latch]

no lmao

[undone heron]

Oh ok

[civic spoke]

He YT

[undone heron]

@sacred lion

How to delete it

[cobalt latch]

Moreso streamer but yeah.
He doesnt have any rank though

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[molten forge]

Hi

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[fringe swan]

Hello

[rigid tundra]

oh hiii

[fringe swan]

Hruu

[rigid tundra]

im gooddd ty wbuuu

[fringe swan]

Am also gooddd!!

[rigid tundra]

glad to hear thatt

[fringe swan]

Same to you!

[rigid tundra]

:D

[fringe swan]

:D

[urban atlas]

W clutch

[static gale]

ive seen better

[hushed cedar]

Fire twin

[urban atlas]

thanks twin

i just happened to get on and see that lol

[urban atlas]

ive done better... on you LOL tehe

[hushed cedar]

LOL

[static gale]

WOAHH!!!

[urban atlas]

😉

[hoary portal]

🫩cornball

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[hollow dome]

In your opinion, what’s the worst map?

[urban atlas]

imo id have to go with museum and village

[rigid tundra]

nectar lake and museum

[left raptor]

Chroma, nectar lake, village, pigment, fairy garden, warehouse, remnants, and spaceship

[urban atlas]

my favorites are toy house remnants warehouse castle town and office

[deep mirage]

Still no mm update and never will

[hollow dome]

❎

[urban atlas]

trash maps

[hollow dome]

Nope

[urban atlas]

fr

[hollow dome]

Who hates village?

[urban atlas]

me

this guy right here

[hollow dome]

😭

[urban atlas]

no visibility and so many hang up spots

[left raptor]

Raises hand 🤚

[woven finch]

STILL no mm update

[shadow dust]

Still no lucky update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[hollow dome]

😭

[gritty bloom]

still no mm update

[hollow dome]

Still no Mm Update

[fiery hill]

Awesome shot but why is it looks so delayed lol

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[inner sundial]

Still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[timber mantle]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm updated

[indigo tulip]

give us mm update!!!

[civic spoke]

We demand more

[lament stag]

i demand apple sauce and icecream now!!!

[indigo tulip]

i need a smores pop tart rn!!!

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update
I want waffle fries >:(

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

I want brownies

[cinder parcel]

etadpu mm on llitS

[river anchor]

very weird way to say you want the mm update jeo

[lament stag]

thank you sozicecream!

[river anchor]

ofc justeatingicecream!!

[devout kernel]

You guys r making me hungry

I want a horse

[indigo tulip]

im so hungry i could eat a SlowingWalk6409

[devout kernel]

I can eat this channel here

[indigo tulip]

imma eat the whole server

[lament stag]

slowingwalk6409 real reaction ->

[gritty bloom]

no u cant

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[devout kernel]

I can do that ee 9362748391038273739294819473019473018495726104746153058274810194747361

[spring otter]

Still no mm update

[pale hornet]

do you get a beach ball in one of teh resents?

[pale hornet]

wish they would!! we need more MAPS

[gritty bloom]

eat the number eeeInf

[plain merlin]

Still no mm update

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update >:(

[covert kindle]

It's so annoying when you have teamers like that.

how much I hate teamers

[devout kernel]

There is no reason to team

[real mauve]

Cheating & $1mping lol

This happened to me like 3 times. The murderer was chasing me and the teamer was the sheriff trying to shoot me, so either way the murderer would win

[olive flower]

yeee, I saw that. this is annoying..

[covert kindle]

What I find bad, though, is that Hive usually ignores things like this when you report them; I usually see them again on the same day or a few days later.

[chilly wren]

We had people earlier calling us teamers - two games later those people teamed themselvs lol

[woven finch]

still no mm update

[covert kindle]

And above all, I never team myself (there was one exception where it looked like I was teaming, which was also sent here, but I clarified that privately with the person).

I will never team up because teaming sucks.

Still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

report them

[woven finch]

I've never really understood why teaming bothers people so much

[chilly wren]

We did

[covert kindle]

Don't worry, I've done it.

[covert kindle]

Same

[hollow dome]

Ah yes, hive banning people who say “Still
No MM Update” instead of Teamers.

[chilly wren]

If you just wanna exist and then there are two people who dont kill eachother till both people target you.. that‘s so annoying

[covert kindle]

Rlly?

[hollow dome]

Yes

[hybrid ridge]

still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

still no mm update

[olive flower]

ye...still no mm update

[hollow dome]

Not even the other servers have those strict rules

[chilly wren]

still no mm update

[rigid tundra]

hive doesnt care abt mm

[covert kindle]

Especially unnecessary ones like that get banned. My friend built a zombie in Just Build where there was an extra layer of blocks at the back of the zombie, and he got banned for a month.

[woven finch]

I suppose but typically when I see teamers it's with a sibling or just edaters. Idk, to me teaming isn't such a big deal because it hardly affects the game in the sense that I'll play enough games a day that losing one to a teamer doesn't matter

[covert kindle]

and we didn't even see anything intimate. So that was actually completely unnecessary the ban

[chilly wren]

I understand you

[woven finch]

plus hive genuinely won't do anything to ban teamers so I don't see the reason to complain or even report

[rigid tundra]

also i love ur pfpp🔥

[chilly wren]

But if you play 400 games a day and see 20 or more rounds won by teamers.. that just annoys over time

[hollow dome]

Just Build>>>>>>>>Build Battle

[olive flower]

thing at this situation was they were complaining about us, saying we would teaming, but they did it anyways lol

[woven finch]

thank youu my good friend rosey made it for me she's a really good artist

[rigid tundra]

yess ikk

[covert kindle]

Yes just build is better

[woven finch]

ohh

still, teaming isn't worth complaining over imo and nothing you do can really stop people from teaming

[chilly wren]

Thats true

[olive flower]

yes, you're right. for me it isn't a big thing too

but maybe I can get some qps :'D

[undone heron]

teamers are loosers

[chilly wren]

I dont care about them too much. They can be a burden, especially if all of those teaming are chasing you. Otherwise im just tryna have fun

Not like i need the xp they take from me through teaming anymore

[woven finch]

I don't think hive actually gives qp for reporting people anymore 😭 I haven't seen anyone get qp for reporting in a long time

[olive flower]

oh, yes they do. I got mine a few days ago :)

[covert kindle]

My buddy told me to write this: he says never build a zombie in Just Build.

[woven finch]

ooh

[chilly wren]

I have gotten some yesterday

[civic spoke]

Do they even use replay to review the report if they don’t they should

[woven finch]

no idea, friend

[woven finch]

wow so I suppose my reports just suck then

[civic spoke]

:I

[chilly wren]

You need like a lot of reports i guess, i dunno

I rarely get them but they still exist

[covert kindle]

soon max level

[chilly wren]

took you long enough

[covert kindle]

Yes

[civic spoke]

Im basically the same level as you

I’m just at half way in exp

[covert kindle]

Haha nice twin

[civic spoke]

Are you prestige

[covert kindle]

Strong, have you already achieved prestige? If so, which level?

[covert kindle]

Yessir

[civic spoke]

I’m level 193

Halfway to 194

[covert kindle]

Nice i am lvl 593

[civic spoke]

Dang how long did that take

[covert kindle]

It depends on how actively you play. I've been playing since February 2022, so almost 4 years, but I had periods in between where I hardly played at all.

[hollow dome]

Whoa

[digital cliff]

theres a way

[civic spoke]

Oh yeah pretty much the same 4 me

[hollow dome]

I’m just 364 and quit on September this year

[covert kindle]

So if you play actively, you can achieve prestige within 1-2 months, but you really have to play actively for that.

[buoyant remnant]

I just got level 100 in like 2 weeks ong

I played like 7 hours a day

[buoyant remnant]

What

[rigid tundra]

7 more left

[buoyant remnant]

Oh the skin pack import method?

[covert kindle]

Yes, but I was in school at the time and now I have a job.

[buoyant remnant]

yeah man I already know how to do that I just don’t know how I can get 4d stuff on it

[covert kindle]

I can't play for 7 hours a day.

[buoyant remnant]

neither can I anymore

cuz that’s when I was also at school

[covert kindle]

Yes, but I also had to study for school because of my final year. In between, I also had a girlfriend who didn't play Minecraft, so I played less.

And I regret that she was my girlfriend.

[buoyant remnant]

oh yeah real

I’ve been in an abusive relationship

Hope u good

[covert kindle]

Yes, that was a year ago, so everything's fine. And I've learned from my mistakes; I'll never have such a toxic friend again because I'm more careful now.

[buoyant remnant]

👍

u matter and I don’t, I haven’t really changed ngl

[digital cliff]

oh that idk

[buoyant remnant]

since I still kept falling for em

[civic spoke]

I have to deal with school so I only get like 2-3hrs a day

[digital cliff]

unhealthy mate

[buoyant remnant]

still had school

1000 elims is unhealthy enough

[lament stag]

[digital cliff]

u def had 30 missing assignments

[lament stag]

bro did not sleep or eat

[buoyant remnant]

Nope

Did most of my homework like a good boy

[buoyant remnant]

ofc I did

managed to fit 8 hours

came home at 3pm went to bed at 10pm

[lament stag]

was ur meal like a bottle of water or smtg

[buoyant remnant]

No

[digital cliff]

with the helps of chat gpt i bet 💀

[covert kindle]

For me, the length of time I play varies.

[buoyant remnant]

Nope ChatGPT didn’t exist back then because society wasn’t as bad as it is now

or atleast on my perspective it didn’t

[civic spoke]

Makes sense

[buoyant remnant]

I was pretty intelligent ngl

[lament stag]

how does bro manage school, eating, selfcare, sleeping on top of murd

[covert kindle]

It depends on how long I work; the longer or shorter my playtime will be.

[buoyant remnant]

well I guess I just know what I’m doing idk

💔💔

[lament stag]

type stufff, but i meant more like the motivation side

right after school i PASS OUT

so idk how u manage more stuff om top of thay

[buoyant remnant]

Maybe I just learnt to look after my self during school time

[digital cliff]

yh u def been pulling nighters on high caffeine sh

[lament stag]

perhaps

[buoyant remnant]

well yeah I pass out more often than I used to, hope u good tho

[buoyant remnant]

nope, that sh is too much uk

[lament stag]

yeah just im a very sleepy person idk

[buoyant remnant]

uk loves Violence but I don’t

[lament stag]

especially after eating

[buoyant remnant]

I’m praying on ur immune system is it ok

[lament stag]

bahahahah idk tbh, i dont go to the doctor cause im scared of doctor

but thanks for worrying

[buoyant remnant]

[digital cliff]

if u think that's too much, id be drinking 10 monsters a day back in 2021 😭

[buoyant remnant]

nahhh I think we all did that

I don’t really like monster anymore for drinking too much ya just kinda go off it

[digital cliff]

who's we

[buoyant remnant]

you and me

[digital cliff]

i already gave up on caffeine ages ago

[buoyant remnant]

yeah and I did aswell

[digital cliff]

makes me go to the toilet 50x and it screws my motivation to grind mm yk

[buoyant remnant]

I was kinda immature so I just let myself go through worst

[buoyant remnant]

That’s truly heartbreaking

[digital cliff]

id say it was annoying

[lament stag]

instead of grinding mm yall should game peak (dandys world)

[digital cliff]

no

except i haven't touched road blocks in months

[lament stag]

its peak

[gritty bloom]

weewoo

[lament stag]

well touch it now

[digital cliff]

could do

[lament stag]

dandys world grind starts now

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[digital cliff]

time to beat my pb of 200 floors

[lament stag]

ur pb is NOT 200 floors 💔 maybe 20

i acc dont remember, my memory sucks

[buoyant remnant]

still no mm update

I’m just fitting in as I’m bored

[digital cliff]

was abt to say u have dementia but glad u filled me in

[buoyant remnant]

I’d say both

[digital cliff]

still no gta 6 update 💔💔

[lament stag]

still no icecream update 💔

[lament stag]

frfr i dont rmr anything

[digital cliff]

peak

[lament stag]

dandys world

yatta my beloved

actually gourdy peak too

[digital cliff]

th is gourdy

im in my own prime when i play yatta

[lament stag]

halloween even toon, his stats are crazy but at the cost of a heart

BUT HES PEAK

he’s an elevated yatta minus the heart

[little nymph]

what flavor

better be something good atleast

1600mg of caffeine 😭

[lament stag]

uhhhh pineapple

[digital cliff]

yikes i missed out

[digital cliff]

the original one w zero sugar and mango

[buoyant remnant]

Oh god I still see “mango” completely differently from that meme

I wish I could reset my factory settings

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

[buoyant remnant]

on how I view the world

[lament stag]

me too twin

[digital cliff]

oh hell naw

[little nymph]

Lowk hate the original but mango is VALID

[little nymph]

Ultra gold?

Dont think they have them where im at

[lament stag]

mb gang, i was trolling. ive never had a monster

[little nymph]

Have one

Get pipeline punch

[lament stag]

sorry but no offense i dont wanna put that stuff in my body for the time being

[little nymph]

All good water is the best drink anyway

BUT try one eventually

[lament stag]

i personally think slushees are the best drink oat

[lament stag]

maybe

[fervent wasp]

Bro some of these players on mm move like bots 😭 are they okay

[deep mirage]

Still no mm update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[fervent wasp]

No mm update, but a whiney user complaining he couldn't get us 🙏😔

I'd prefer pres x5 people over that round

[hollow dome]

No they aren’t 😭

[woven finch]

still no mm update

[final elm]

still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

still no mm update

[topaz cove]

still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[woven finch]

still no mm update

[echo lance]

still no mm update

[spring otter]

It looks like today will be a good day too.

[haughty plaza]

@astral umbra prestige when?

[cloud copper]

No

[spring otter]

At this rate, I might reach 1000 messages in a week.

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Maybe but this will show hive that our community has become together

[spring otter]

I never thought we would come together like this.

[cloud copper]

It’s truly beautiful

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[spring otter]

Still no mm update🇯🇵

[gritty bloom]

they should pres w u

ofc ill be there to watch (as the local lv600)

also we need to reassemble the squad

"rogue cop"

[haughty plaza]

I should have 100 by Sunday

Or Monday

[gritty bloom]

w

[gritty bloom]

ah yes, me, you, dr dawgman, lucas... who else... good times.

[haughty plaza]

Indeed

[gritty bloom]

wish we all could do that every year

[haughty plaza]

That was only a year ago

[gritty bloom]

feels so long ago

and out of that group, only i have maxed..

[haughty plaza]

I think i am the second closest to max

[left raptor]

Still no mm update

[unreal halo]

yep

[echo lance]

How to Mac mm

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[mortal quail]

Fr 🥀🥀

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[hollow dome]

Mac and cheese

[cloud copper]

Still no m. Update

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[urban atlas]

should i start saying it too

feel i should

[trim salmon]

YES

[urban atlas]

Still no mm update

[trim salmon]

we need more

[urban atlas]

im so cool 😎

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[trim salmon]

I want to max, but I don’t want to play this game anymore 😔

This game is so slow even with xp boosters

[haughty plaza]

I will gladly take a donation of your levels

[soft kindle]

GET BACK TO WORK

[final elm]

Nuh uh

[urban atlas]

because you rq me means im cool 😎

[final elm]

I don’t recall ever doing that 🤔

[urban atlas]

🧐

[topaz cove]

is this the biggest lie of 2025?

[final elm]

Shhh I’m a random you don’t know me

[topaz cove]

[urban atlas]

now that is real

[maiden lance]

yall think i can hit level 100 in mm by the time bedwars adds prestieges? im level 87 around 30 percent. i want to prestiege bw and mm on the same day

[haughty plaza]

So why do we req prestige players in mm

[final elm]

Cause they are a high level duh

[haughty plaza]

...

[urban atlas]

you are pres 2

im pres 1 level 100

this be crazy

[haughty plaza]

Fr

Prestige doesn't mean skill

[civic spoke]

Dang it you beat me

[final elm]

Yk how I play 😭

[urban atlas]

😉

[civic spoke]

I was so close

[haughty plaza]

I am hopefully get prestige 3 lvl 100 by Sunday

[urban atlas]

im gonna try to get pres 3 before december ends

but i gotta wait for r1ddle to get to level 100 smh

the longer she takes the more mm ill have to play

[civic spoke]

Bruh

[haughty plaza]

And me totally

[urban atlas]

def

[civic spoke]

You guys should both get pres 4 together on the same day

[haughty plaza]

?

[urban atlas]

lol

[civic spoke]

than its a race to 500

[haughty plaza]

Ah my grinding is very off and on

[urban atlas]

ive already passed so many people and am about to pass so many people who were prestiges when i was like level 30

[topaz cove]

were jus so cool that they gotta req

[urban atlas]

maq3n is typing...

[urban atlas]

fr

i think we're just better

[haughty plaza]

By the time bro gets prestige 3 I will be like prestige 4 lvl 30

[urban atlas]

hehe

[haughty plaza]

Somehow I anit demotivated yet

[topaz cove]

if i had that 0.17 i would be tbh

[urban atlas]

LOL

[topaz cove]

this is so real

til we run into toadmilk

[urban atlas]

fr ^

[civic spoke]

Toadmilk is final boss

[topaz cove]

shes the final dumpster tbh

[civic spoke]

True

[spiral walrus]

Murder mystery update when?

[topaz shore]

Next year I suppose

[spiral walrus]

Yes but when

[topaz shore]

Maybe before gta 6 so i just really hope they can release it on time before its too late

[sweet kettle]

I wish

[dusty pebble]

@topaz cove

Its time.

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[gusty jetty]

what about now

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[topaz cove]

w-w-w-what!?

[trim salmon]

Irididium pear

🍐

[dusty pebble]

🫂 GOTCHA

[dusty pebble]

🫂 Dont give clank any ideas shhh!

SHHHHHHH!!!!

[topaz cove]

🫂

[dusty pebble]

🫂 ty 🥹

[charred elbow]

I was on eu my main server is asia

[wet saddle]

Sis Im watching youi

*you

[buoyant remnant]

nah is that @rigid tundra 😭😭it’s too blurry

[rigid tundra]

thats NOT me😭

i havent played mm too much

[charred elbow]

Ik im sorry dc actually cooks my quality 😭😭

[buoyant remnant]

ah Alr

[buoyant remnant]

Ong tho

I need nitro for this

[digital cliff]

nah save ur money mate

[buoyant remnant]

nah I prolly won’t pay for it

[digital cliff]

good choice youll save 120 quid a year

[buoyant remnant]

I mean I already have Xbox game pass up my sleeve

[digital cliff]

game pass games on there are so dead

[buoyant remnant]

yep

[undone dagger]

360 no scope

[lofty canyon]

[undone dagger]

Hat>magnifying glass

[lament stag]

petition to turn murder mystery into dandys world

[gritty bloom]

no, tun it into among us

turn**

[lament stag]

among us beyond mid, you need a good group of friends for it to be remotely playable/entertaining

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[trim salmon]

Ragebait 😡

[lament stag]

nothing but heat

[toxic warren]

good take

[little nexus]

servus

[dense rampart]

bad take

[lament stag]

so not true

[lament stag]

good take because im saying among us is bad?

[toxic warren]

yessir! however, i would say among us is really awesome with friends

[lament stag]

yes i agree, playing among us wif competent friends is beyond peak but playing w strangers is really bad 😭

[full lynx]

with randoms is only fun if you’re not taking it seriously

just messing around

[lament stag]

not even then, ykwhat maybe for 5 mins and then u start to realize like dang people really suck at this game and it genuinely just starts to get aggravating 😭

[fervent wasp]

Woo only 10 levels left until pres 2

[frank dock]

Nicee

[haughty plaza]

When 100?

[timber mantle]

Actually I’m pres 90

[civic spoke]

6.5 levels 4 me

[fervent wasp]

You got this

[molten forge]

Errmm

I should back Minecraft now

[gritty bloom]

no ur not

ur presige bad

[timber mantle]

u doubt my level

[gritty bloom]

nah

cuz im right

[timber mantle]

No

[gritty bloom]

[echo lance]

bruh mm update???

[gritty bloom]

no mm update

try again in 5

[echo lance]

5 WHAT

Seconds minutes hours days weeks months YEARS ?

[gritty bloom]

5

[cloud copper]

Century’s

[bright furnace]

*centuries

[cloud copper]

Thx

[timber mantle]

No

[reef rain]

still no mm update

[echo lance]

[lapis sigil]

Five men

[echo lance]

Five guys

[lament stag]

five nights

[sweet kettle]

Has the update come out yet?

[lament stag]

yes

[echo lance]

AT FREDDYYSSS

[sweet kettle]

WHOA i didn’t think they’d add more prestiges

the new maps are cool too

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[wispy glade]

Still no mm update

[final elm]

Still no mm update

[urban atlas]

Still no mm update

[sweet kettle]

Still no mm update

[unkempt marlin]

still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[devout kernel]

Did someone say

[left raptor]

Still

No

Mm

Update

[civic spoke]

Still no mm update

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

too late man... (its 2am for me just to reply to this)

[civic spoke]

Rip

[inland rapids]

little

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[frank dock]

Still no mm update

[real mauve]

New MM update had guns lol

[rigid tundra]

Still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

ah yes,

-1

[narrow chasm]

Idk how

Last time i checked

It was 1945 houres

[gritty bloom]

just convert the time played from ur profile to hours

cuz mojang messed it up at some point after switching to GDK

[narrow chasm]

Ik ik my world wasnt delete

[gritty bloom]

ironically only people on console dont have their worlds deleted

[narrow chasm]

Oh

Ok makes sense

[gritty bloom]

anyways

since my thing says like 294 days, apperently i have like, 7100 hours played or smth

[narrow chasm]

Nice

[gritty bloom]

so thats like what now, 13k hours across 2 editions?

[narrow chasm]

Idk what u mean

Btw gotta eat

See ya

[gritty bloom]

k

[covert kindle]

Only 5 more levels to reach max level 🎉

[thorny basin]

Hi

[round nacelle]

Still no mm update

[fierce canopy]

Pls add mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm. Update

[final elm]

Guys I don’t recommend burning yourself with propane

Still no mm update

[fierce canopy]

It will arrive in my opinion between January and February 2026

[gaunt garnet]

yh as they did say "early" 2026

[fringe swan]

Like I'll believe that

[lament stag]

hive wrapped before mm update

[fierce canopy]

In early 2026, we should have the Murder Mystery update

Is almost a year 😭

[left raptor]

Why ever not? This seems like such an amazing idea

[final elm]

Uhm it’s not my eyebrow is now gone. 🤗

[left raptor]

[pulsar oxide]

Still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no mm update

[cinder parcel]

etadpu mm on llits

[trim salmon]

Still no mm update

[cloud copper]

Still no m. Update

[haughty plaza]

Update mm no still

[solid rover]

Oh, the child got offended and resorted to insults.

Don't cry. If you get insulted in real life, then you shouldn't do it in the game.

[granite pelican]

ur the one who cries here lol?

shot me after I eliminated you

pce of sh

[solid rover]

No, I shot for a different reason. There were two of you with my skin. I was looking for another guy.

a child who insults others - how childish

[granite pelican]

and?

go cry in pillow lil

[solid rover]

If I were a little girl, I would insult you back, but I've grown up.

[full lynx]

guys just play a game of checkers to settle this, no need for arguing

[lethal walrus]

Just hug it out guys 👍

[full lynx]

or that

[left raptor]

Fr or rock paper scissors

[solid rover]

You are funny

[full lynx]

i wanna join in

i can’t understand that but it doesn’t look like rock paper scissors to me

[dense rampart]

paoper

[fringe swan]

They chose paper and lost

[full lynx]

i wouldve chosen rock in their position tbh

[fringe swan]

Would've beaten you with my rock

[full lynx]

not again please

[fringe swan]

[full lynx]

[solid rover]

Yes, yes, I'm looking forward to seeing you.

It's such a shame my husband is asleep. We could both laugh at you. Stop being so rude!

[full lynx]

hey now 2v1 in rock paper scissors isn’t fair at all

[lament stag]

scissors

did iwin

[solid rover]

Well done

[lament stag]

thx did u have paper?

[solid rover]

I filed a complaint against someone who insulted me. He wrote Russian insults in English.

[full lynx]

so yes they had paper

[lament stag]

maybe it wasnt translated good and they were actually giving u a compliment

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

[fast lynx]

hi wendigo, long time no see

[lament stag]

forbid…..kibbles….

[full lynx]

today is just not your day, getting insulted AND losing rock paper scissors

[fast lynx]

yessir

[lament stag]

i like ur username

[fast lynx]

ty

[lament stag]

oh is this the guy? 😭

holy lore drop

[granite pelican]

ya ot tya ter ne otceplus

[lament stag]

oh god are u insulting me now

[full lynx]

i think he said go fish

[lament stag]

ok ill fish, so long as they put the worm on the hook and take the fish off

[full lynx]

i rolled a 7

7 of dice

i get to move 7 spaces and you owe me 70 money

look buddy i don’t make the rules i just break them

are you saying you don’t believe that i rolled a 7

why would i lie when i can tell the truth though

explain that einstein

the proof is in the pudding

nope i won by a mile

[solid rover]

?

[lament stag]

waffling just to waffle

[solid rover]

I got a little distracted

[soft kindle]

That’s disgusting…

[lament stag]

280 hours

[soft kindle]

My wake up call to go outside

[lament stag]

self aware king

[full lynx]

wow i can’t believe i played for 280 hours, thank you for showing me this

[solid rover]

I wanted to eat apples so much

I have the booster activated, I don't have time to argue.

[gritty bloom]

does he know?

[pulsar oxide]

I think this means I need to play more murder mystery

Still no mm update

[gritty bloom]

average

[hollow dome]

😭

[lament stag]

i have 1000+ hours on this game this year but it doesny let me send it here but trust me chat

[full lynx]

beat you by 1 day

[toxic warren]

beat u both mwhahah

[full lynx]

[toxic warren]

[tropic kernel]

[celest oar]

he is one of the best eu players so I'm not surprised he's so angry that you shot him

[soft kindle]

“One more game…”

[solid rover]

Let him stop freaking out. I didn't know who the killer was, and they were both wearing my skin. If I'd trusted every player, I wouldn't have gotten the prestige and would have been level 000.

And the game is not a reason for insults

I just met my friends

I think she's cute

[lament stag]

[solid rover]

Yeah, okay.

[solid rover]

It seems like they are trying to threaten me.

[lament stag]

yeah id say so 😭

[granite pelican]

last warning

[fringe swan]

They gonna start targeting you

[lament stag]

on god

[granite pelican]

no

we're not like her

[lament stag]

honestly just report their messages on discord

[granite pelican]

But we're bad tempered

[lament stag]

whos WE

[solid rover]

Hah