🕵・murder-mystery

[serene marsh]

Not how I play it

See This is why mm is for skilled players

[serene marsh]

Hmmmm

I’m like a usual here now

[hollow dome]

Nope it’s for mobile players

[serene marsh]

Not really like it’s like I said the way I played

King burger is in the house

Follow king burger and his adventures

[finite wave]

No

[serene marsh]

Yes

[finite wave]

No

[serene marsh]

I need help

Yes

King burger needs help to smite someone

[hollow dome]

Who

[serene marsh]

it was itwxrd

[hollow dome]

Anyways

[serene marsh]

If you smite them say you where smited in the name of king burger

[hollow dome]

How’s your MM grind?

[serene marsh]

Slow

It’s going slow for sure

[hollow dome]

Hmm I understand

I just prestiged yesterday

After like 2 weeks of waiting

[serene marsh]

Want to help me with my grind

[hollow dome]

I’m not grinding rn sorry

Maybe in some hours

[serene marsh]

Ok

[hollow dome]

[serene marsh]

King burger

[low carbon]

Bro Jose Manuel is so freaking annoying

[woven finch]

why

[unique cosmos]

Don't let him win

[low carbon]

He blocked me so I wouldn’t respond to his DMs about me 😭

Is he even muted

[woven finch]

I think he just isn't verified on the server

[unique cosmos]

Just ignore bro, he wants attention

[mortal quail]

He does that to everyone he rages in the dms of

[mortal quail]

Exactly

[unique cosmos]

I'm waiting for my dm 🙏

[mortal quail]

I'm sure he'll rage to you eventually 😭

[unique cosmos]

Iv talked alot ab bro alot, maybe he's still scared

[low carbon]

“2 level 15 bad”

Bud can’t even speak proper English

[mortal quail]

English isn't his first language iirc

[serene marsh]

I have loyal kingdom as king burger

[low carbon]

then he should learn to speak proper English

[woven finch]

english is a hard language

[serene marsh]

King burger is the real one

[woven finch]

I struggled learning it too 😞

[unique cosmos]

English is my first language and I still fumble

[serene marsh]

It is hard

[mortal quail]

It truly is

I was taught it along French at the same time, not fun

[mortal quail]

I can understand that as well tbh

[woven finch]

me too

[mortal quail]

Twinning fr

[woven finch]

canadian things 😞

[mortal quail]

Real 💔

[unique cosmos]

Im just slow

[river anchor]

cheeto

[mortal quail]

Cheeto

[unique cosmos]

puffs

[mortal quail]

Yes

Cheeto puffs

[serene marsh]

The king burger is amazing

[unique cosmos]

Is game freezing hive or bedrock

[serene marsh]

Rejoice

THE KING BURGER IS HERE

[river anchor]

burger king

[serene marsh]

Yes my great full subject

[golden gazelle]

bedrock

[manic oriole]

yea

we gotta sacrifice someone pretend to be his friend so he gets off mm and stops harassing people

i feel like if a single person anywhere cared for him in any way he woudn't be this bad

[modern pike]

😭😭

[kindred nova]

i am in king burgers kingdom

[strong magnet]

i AM level 80

[hollow dome]

Sacrifice that cactus king annoying guy

[unique cosmos]

Who's the highest lvl without a rank

[kindred nova]

me

[final elm]

Agreed

[serene marsh]

Yes we have a servant of the kingdom of king burger

[silk ibex]

@low carbon nothing

[low carbon]

wait

[lost timber]

Hermmm

[silk ibex]

see

[low carbon]

Here

[serene marsh]

Do y’all wish to join my kingdom

[junior hull]

life when?

touch grass when?

[silk ibex]

hive told me they wanted to be kind so the gave me an extra 400 levels

trust

[silk ibex]

what’s that

[lost timber]

Lol

[lost timber]

Just lvl 87 is sweaty

[silk ibex]

mb they said 450 levels

[junior hull]

chat, im a sweat

[serene marsh]

It is king burgers kingdom he Is a great king

[modern tangle]

Literally

[lost timber]

Just lvl 37 is sweaty

[modern tangle]

Do mine idk how 😭

[junior hull]

alr

[modern tangle]

Tyyy 🫶

[modern tangle]

:0

[junior hull]

im a higher level
mwahaha

[modern tangle]

IM A SWET

[serene marsh]

All are welcome in the kingdom

[silk ibex]

ok

[modern tangle]

But my edr and wr are better 😤

[junior hull]

cap

i dont even know what edr is

so cap

[serene marsh]

Now tell me do you wish to join

[modern tangle]

I think it's murder eliminations

[junior hull]

so like murder eliminations to deaths or something?

[silk ibex]

I dunno

[junior hull]

or just murder eliminations

[modern tangle]

I'd assume it's kdr but instead of kill death it's eliminate death

[frosty elm]

think i could get this good @gritty bloom ?

[junior hull]

no, im too good for any of you

none can match my power

THIS IS ONLY 20% OF MY POWER

[golden gazelle]

[late flax]

stop cheating

[junior hull]

40%.. 60%.. 80%.. 100% FULL POWER

[late flax]

o.o

[junior hull]

no

[late flax]

[junior hull]

it too fun

[unique cosmos]

Hi anananasaki

[frosty elm]

wanna see my full power

[late flax]

hi lyrics

[junior hull]

your power is nothing to mine
but if you wish to show me, i will accept

[frosty elm]

i think im a little bettee

and im not even tryinf

[junior hull]

noob

[frosty elm]

if i tried

[hollow dome]

He’s the best annoying guy to be paired with jose

[frosty elm]

all those elims were from when someone else was using my account

coins js spawn there

[junior hull]

you have more DEATHS THAN ME!!!!
MWAHAHAHA

i have the true power

[gritty bloom]

chat, we found a noob

[frosty elm]

thats super pro tho

this is noob

[gritty bloom]

cheater

[frosty elm]

no

this is cheats

[plain lance]

not very good ones

[frosty elm]

very good ones

[manic oriole]

i feel like they'd just become actual friends and feed off of each other's cringe

[serene marsh]

King burger heard you sacrificed another king you will be a great warrior in my army

[unique cosmos]

What is their just really bad at the game

[frosty elm]

no theyre amazing

(guys roll with me im making a joke 😭😭😭😭)

[unique cosmos]

Oh yea no they are very underrated

Best player ever

[frosty elm]

yes

[junior hull]

i am the best player

[frosty elm]

no lady gabby

[hollow dome]

And they would love the ragebait

[hollow dome]

Yes the cactus king must rot

[serene marsh]

Yes good now join king burgers kingdom

Pigment

[unique cosmos]

That's the Halloween map

[frosty elm]

this is remnants 100%

[unique cosmos]

Wait can I change my answer

That's a hns map (idk any maps)

[frosty elm]

no its gravity

i js realized that

@neat ginkgo this is beehive right

[unique cosmos]

Are you sure? It lowk looks like that ghost gamemode

[frosty elm]

oh i forgot about that

thats probably right

no way

it has to be beehive or that ghost invasion map

right…?

[unique cosmos]

Wait a min

Is that even on mc

[frosty elm]

guys hes showing us gr*ss whats wrong with him

[unique cosmos]

Banished

[frosty elm]

smhhhh

[frank dock]

Office

[unique cosmos]

Wrong

[frosty elm]

its o*tside fr

[frank dock]

🥀

[unique cosmos]

That's literally the new fn map

[frank dock]

Yeahhh

[serene marsh]

Can I ask y’all a question

[pulsar oxide]

you just did

[normal sky]

Hi

Someone can tell me how to play this ?

[frosty elm]

so first you type /q mm and then u join a lobby vote for a map and then u start the game get a few coins the game ends and then u do all that over again

roughly 25,000 times to max

[pulsar oxide]

I wish it was only 2500

[frosty elm]

real

[normal sky]

Boring

Lol

[frosty elm]

well if u average 25 cpg and a lot of elims etc all that and use boosters its possible

[frosty elm]

very

if you ask me why i play then idk i really shouldnt

[normal sky]

Lol

[pulsar oxide]

I ain’t doing all that

[normal sky]

Who's get prestige 5 at this is fr no life

[frosty elm]

smart

[frosty elm]

idk ask @gritty bloom

[pulsar oxide]

I ain’t even prestige 1 😔

[frosty elm]

im not even level 12

[unique cosmos]

What's murder mystery?

[frosty elm]

no idea

[pulsar oxide]

it’s a movie or something

[frosty elm]

i play smthn similar called murder misery

[normal sky]

But why they added in this game prestige and bw no 😔💔

[unique cosmos]

With adam sandler

I love that movie

[frosty elm]

bc bw is more boring

[pulsar oxide]

maybe idk I haven’t watched it-

[unique cosmos]

It's an actual movie lmao

[pulsar oxide]

yet

[pulsar oxide]

ik

[hollow dome]

Me

[frosty elm]

ur pres 5!?

[unique cosmos]

Bw is now lvl 100, they will 100% add prestige eventually

[unique cosmos]

Who isn't pres 5

[normal sky]

I hope

[normal sky]

Nah is not

At the last there is killing :))

[normal sky]

The next year

[frosty elm]

vast

[frosty elm]

more than half the time ur js sitting around doing nothing

[unique cosmos]

@sacred steeple
@craggy hare @tawny hollow
Whoever made thrse needs a medal

[normal sky]

Kinda true

U can destroy the teams

[frosty elm]

and the other 90% of the time ur js sitting waiting for recourses

[hollow dome]

):

[hollow dome]

I understood who’s getting pres 5 lol

4 months are enough for me to get pres 5

[frosty elm]

guys should i beat vast to pres 5

[unique cosmos]

Yes

[gritty bloom]

you said smth?

cuz like

take that fr back

[tough rampart]

[gritty bloom]

3rd grader emoji

[tough rampart]

lmaoo

[hollow dome]

I beat you and you were literally 100 levels behind me

You were like level 256

[frosty elm]

i dont like mm

i could no life

[hollow dome]

I just main MM to get rid of it first

[frosty elm]

u should main sw

sw is worse than mm

[junior hull]

that is so cap

[golden gazelle]

❌

[hollow dome]

Sw sux

[frosty elm]

agreed

[hollow dome]

Probably the last one I’m doing to max Hive

After MM I’m doing Just Build

Then gw

[finite wave]

cuz mm sucks

imagine playing mm

[finite wave]

❤️

[hollow dome]

MM’s the game that ended making Hive known for me tho

[bright oracle]

@unique cosmos

[young cosmos]

Jose's Humor

[tough rampart]

idk why were still talking about this kid

im tired of seeing this guy even if hes being humored

i just dont wanna see this loser being mentioned anymore bc he doesnt deserve the attention whether its negative or not

just stop talking about this goober

[hollow dome]

I feel like he’s got some problem

[tough rampart]

you don't say

[hollow dome]

Like he’d be good friends with that cactua king guy

Both of them LOVE ragebait

[unique cosmos]

Literally. That's all Jose wants is whatever little attention he can get from anyone

[patent void]

guy rolls a random dice on who to call bad

[hollow dome]

I feel like he’s underage

[hollow dome]

Like 4 yo or smth

[young cosmos]

he's been on me for months

[hollow dome]

Me too pal

[frosty elm]

is bro banned agaain

[unique cosmos]

Each side of that dice is anyone who's in the server at the time

[tough rampart]

im kinda surprised im one of the people to bring this up (i still think poop jokes are funny)

[unique cosmos]

Well saying it out loud just gives Jose exactly what he's looking for. He tells his mom to get the Camara whenever someone says his name in this server

[tough rampart]

well what im essentially trying to say (and what you probably already understand) is just to stop talking about this sewer dweller of a human

[unique cosmos]

I agree with that but as long as Jose is out there being a silly billy then things will be said about him

Just best to ignore it

[finite wave]

hmm , definitely not Jose

That sounds so much like him

wtheck

[young cosmos]

Its him on a alt

[finite wave]

yeah , i know , his stats look identical to his main for monthly… and i smell him too the same scent is left behind from The hive III and Jose manuel

[finite wave]

lol he blocked me so i can’t send a message back 🤕 oh well😁

[haughty breach]

[unique cosmos]

Bruh where's mine

[finite wave]

idk

get one by irritating him

[gritty bloom]

too bad he doesnt wanna have others talk

or else hed be smoked by half the mm community (aka the competent ppl)

[finite wave]

who deleted my msg ??? 🤔 not me this time , trust

[gritty bloom]

prob the mods who saw censored swear and was like "alr its delete time"

tho thats like

anyways

hello being muted for another week

[unique cosmos]

Anything not related to the gamemode will get deleted

[finite wave]

oof mb guys

[gritty bloom]

tbf it was

so like

[finite wave]

irrelevant ? ikr !!!

[unique cosmos]

Hive has great moderation.. well in the discord server that is

[gritty bloom]

this emoji exists and i will solely use it for this server atp

[finite wave]

let’s see if that gets deleted

prolly not

[finite wave]

☠️

[gritty bloom]

ima get muted before it does bro

they dont know the context

[finite wave]

let’s make this more relevant …

[unique cosmos]

Your the ZNX Zeta they wont mute you 🙏

[finite wave]

mm mm mm i love mm do you ??? how much mm do you play? murder mystery is so good !

[gritty bloom]

well

[unique cosmos]

Anymore

[gritty bloom]

they will

[unique cosmos]

I should add

[finite wave]

guys . i swear my battery is draining at a rate of 0.0001%

[hollow saddle]

charger

[gritty bloom]

per what

[finite wave]

per 2 mins

it seems like i got a new phone

and it’s still at 90%!!!! 10 mins ago now

should i be concerned

[finite wave]

idk how to do math leave me alone 💔

[unique cosmos]

My phone does that but at 1%

[finite wave]

that’s normal

[pulsar aspen]

2 people went up to me and stole the skin I was wearing and proceeded to ragebait me

like every single time that I come back to this game something stupid happens and its so annoying

[unique cosmos]

Was one yaacy

[pulsar aspen]

I will have to go back in replay to check I just wanted to leave and get out of there

[fringe swan]

I agree with your bio

[pulsar aspen]

:-)

[fringe swan]

:+

:3

[unique cosmos]

:+

[pulsar aspen]

TJ Gamers124977, ImNotBritish107, Lvke Skvwalker, Vb65 ( there was actually 4 people )

yaacy wasnt one of them

[golden gazelle]

[unique cosmos]

Surprising

[tough rampart]

me and yaacy do this but mostly yaacy

tbh it's unusual when people get mad

just a skin dude idk why we're mad abt this

[pulsar aspen]

im not even mad

plus its not even my skin

[young cosmos]

i had like 8 different people take the chicken jockey skin i used

[pulsar aspen]

idk how that stuff works but still the way that they were rage baiting was very strange

[tough rampart]

im speaking for other people too bc some dude tried banning me when I stole his skin

cant lie ragebaiting is fun

as long as it's not with ill intent

gonna be fr if I see you I'll prolly steal your skin

[unique cosmos]

Can I join

[tough rampart]

would be funny but I'm too lazy to get on this game and search for a specific dude to pick on

[unique cosmos]

I'm at work rn lmao

[tough rampart]

still need a response for my application😔

[raven maple]

jose is pro

[gritty bloom]

yes very

[golden gazelle]

[gritty bloom]

real tbh

[frosty elm]

congrats @pulsar smelt

[pulsar smelt]

congrats this was so fun!!

[frosty elm]

yess congratsss

[pulsar smelt]

i'll see you next week for your prestige 4!

[frosty elm]

WHAT..

give me two months

[pulsar smelt]

okay two months sharp

[gritty bloom]

same place as me

xd

[frosty elm]

oh dear

can a mod pin this so i have to

[gritty bloom]

put it in someones dms

then pin it

[frosty elm]

if a mod pins it

ill do it

if dms then maybe not

[pulsar smelt]

mods please 🙏

[frosty elm]

mods wont so

hahah im safe

[pulsar smelt]

naurrr

[frosty elm]

no mod will pin it

even if it means i have ti grind and max in two months

[pulsar smelt]

sad i need to acquire a mod friend right this instant

[frosty elm]

no..

please please no..

[pulsar smelt]

okay fine you won't need to max in 2 months

[true inlet]

[tranquil dagger]

[frosty elm]

haha

we are good

[pulsar smelt]

you're good

[frosty elm]

your better

[pulsar smelt]

youuure better

[worn thunder]

W

[frosty elm]

no you

[mortal quail]

Congrats on Prestige!

[mortal quail]

Nice 🙏🏻

[pulsar smelt]

nuh uh

[pulsar smelt]

thank you!

[serene marsh]

Good morning everyone

[dire estuary]

goodnight

[charred elbow]

Bro he just wants attention and you’re giving it to him like can we just bury this dude alr?

[lavish python]

Cool beans

[serene marsh]

Listen king burger is wondering why is this person talking trash to my people

[worn thunder]

Where did we get that guild tag

[lavish python]

Wha

[worn thunder]

Where did you get your guild tag

[lavish python]

The “crow” thing?

[worn thunder]

That is a guild tag yes

[lavish python]

I got it from Philza’s discord

[unique cosmos]

Just click it and itl tell you lmao

[lavish python]

Ya

[worn thunder]

My fingers are too fat to press it

[lavish python]

Welp

[worn thunder]

And my phone is tiny lol

[lavish python]

^

[serene marsh]

I need answers

[granite musk]

What?

[robust glen]

ultimate looks so ugly next to eachother like that

[silk ibex]

they are just some mm cheater

ignore them

[serene kestrel]

🙊

[late flax]

"you voted for pigment"

[serene kestrel]

Thats a diabolical vote

[late flax]

real

[opal lynx]

that's a xdosq ahh vote

[late flax]

[serene kestrel]

Its a horrible map

[sacred sonnet]

It's the best vote

[serene kestrel]

Nah

U lot are hella weird

Jaaa

[opal lynx]

come play castle town

[serene kestrel]

Ja

OG pigment was good

Bow in like 4 seconds

[late flax]

can we all agree that spaceship is the best map?

[serene kestrel]

Yes

[serene kestrel]

Bro

Spaceship is so as

[late flax]

[serene kestrel]

What are these actual map preferences

[late flax]

you cant tell me you dont enjoy running around in the spacesuit

its so much fun to just jump around

[serene kestrel]

I dont, i rq that map

Maybe for you

Ive never met anyone other than u to like that map

[undone dagger]

zThreadx

I recognize ur ign

[late flax]

i only know 1 other who likes it and thats starrdoom

but starrdoom quit murder :c

[serene kestrel]

Yeah

Because he liked spaceship

[serene kestrel]

Woah really?

[undone dagger]

Ya maybe from tw idk

[serene kestrel]

Maybe

[late flax]

who liked spaceship?

am i slow?

[serene kestrel]

Starrdoom

[serene kestrel]

Ye

[late flax]

ohh starrdoom is a she so i got confused

but she quit bc of prestige and the new maps i think

thats what i heard

and bc of the community

[serene kestrel]

Ay

Ah

Well "she" sounded like a guy in a vc so to me its a he

[late flax]

mhh yea i get it but everyone has different voices there are woman with lower voices and men with higher so 🤷‍♀️

just letting you know that starr is a she :>

[serene kestrel]

Nah it was definitely a man I was talking with

Guy, girl. Idc

Makes no difference

[late flax]

[serene kestrel]

Ik what i was talking with

[late flax]

starrkaboom

[serene kestrel]

Boom?

[late flax]

shes cool

[serene kestrel]

I was not his friend

Although I had him added for a while

[late flax]

you should be friends with her shes amazing and fun to hang out with

[serene kestrel]

Cant say I've had the same experience

I unadded her not too long ago

[late flax]

but why what happened o.o

[serene kestrel]

Felt like unadding everyone on my list

Too many ppl I dont play with added

[late flax]

ahh fair

[serene kestrel]

Mhm

[late flax]

but doesnt that imply that you had a bad experience with her o.o

[opal lynx]

[cursive quest]

@bitter robin please update murder mystery I beg

[patent void]

new update
prestige icons removed
only you can see your prestige icon from now on
everyone else sees you as level 100

[manic oriole]

pigment is ok idkwym

[manic oriole]

last time they updated mm they added backrooms are you sure you want another update

i dont wanna play russian roulette with one of my favorite gamemodes

[sacred sonnet]

Goldrush 2.0

[granite musk]

It was even voted 10 times some days ago

[granite musk]

Actually the latest update was last year with nectar lake

[sweet kettle]

You can’t say ‘backrooms’ and ‘favorite gamemode’ in back to back sentences

[gritty bloom]

correct

well

not really

unless ur slandering backrooms for being in our favourite gamemode

[manic oriole]

right i forgot about nectar lake

[manic oriole]

so true

my fault yall

[river anchor]

nectar lake is such a fire map

nearly as good as backrooms

[rapid galleon]

[rapid galleon]

gts

[manic oriole]

i refuse

[rapid galleon]

sozuqo

[rapid galleon]

[manic oriole]

im making a squid farm

leave me alone

[river anchor]

seyokuu 🙁

[rapid galleon]

make it tmr😒

[rapid galleon]

youuu

[river anchor]

no squid farm is important

[manic oriole]

gunna make it tn so it can run while i sleep

[river anchor]

leave the man build his super important squid farm

[rapid galleon]

he use to think sleep was💔

[rapid galleon]

nuh uhh

[river anchor]

squid farms are more important than sleep

sozuqo approved

[rapid galleon]

if its sozuqo approved then its false

[patent void]

agreed

[river anchor]

no sozuqo approved means its super true

and you saying otherwise is

absurd

get it

[river anchor]

lets go chat

[rapid galleon]

girll

[river anchor]

wow misgendering me im gonna report you to the hive discord.com moderation team

[patent void]

cooked

[river anchor]

yeah

super cooked infact

[rapid galleon]

ughh dont copy him😒

[rapid galleon]

mb bro😔

new cat pfp nice

[river anchor]

actually theyre dogs

[patent void]

misgendering again 😞

[rapid galleon]

ok buddy

gonna put yall in a bin😒

[river anchor]

please do, what if i find a raccoon in there

raccoons are cute

[patent void]

i heard theyre adding raccoons im the mm update

[rapid galleon]

what about capys?

[river anchor]

raccoon throwable

[rapid galleon]

hes the mm update apparently guys

[river anchor]

i would not find a capy in a bin chat

[rapid galleon]

quitting

[rapid galleon]

i know

[river anchor]

chat when we play phasmophobia i hope you get scared by a ghost

respectfully

[rapid galleon]

[patent void]

raccoon prestige

[river anchor]

raccoon prestige icon

[rapid galleon]

penguin throwable an prestige icon

[river anchor]

hell no

raccoon

[patent void]

hell no

[river anchor]

or capybara

[rapid galleon]

dont u no the penguin😤

[river anchor]

no!

[rapid galleon]

no to the dumb raccoon😒

[river anchor]

youre a dumb

yeah

[rapid galleon]

ur dumber

🙄

[river anchor]

youre dumbest

haha

[rapid galleon]

no way

penguin throwable an pres icon

[river anchor]

youre probably the type of person that thinks pink pokemon shinies suck

[rapid galleon]

they do😒

[river anchor]

yeah so you suck

boom shackalacka

[rapid galleon]

ur short

[river anchor]

girl youre like 3'6

among us character height

[rapid galleon]

am nott

[rapid galleon]

ok buddy😭😭

be nice

[river anchor]

snow whites 8th dwarf over here

[rapid galleon]

i do think they should make a penguin pet

[rapid galleon]

too far smh

worst disney

[river anchor]

no, i want a raccoon pet

or a whale shark pet

a hammerhead pet would be cool too

[rapid galleon]

no

[rapid galleon]

what?

[river anchor]

does girl not know what a whale shark is

[rapid galleon]

ive heard of nearly all the sharks but not that

[river anchor]

you actually need to get serious

[rapid galleon]

OR that shark from marvel rivals thats so cute

meh

[river anchor]

thats not meh bro

[rapid galleon]

it looks goofy

[river anchor]

okay guys i dont want a warning so lets talk about murder mystery

murder mystery

[rapid galleon]

shark throwable in mm

[sweet kettle]

Does the aquarium in museum have a whale shark?

[rapid galleon]

no

[sweet kettle]

That’s an OCEAN of missed opportunity

[river anchor]

RIGHT

whale sharks and hammerhead sharks are the goats

museum needs them

[rapid galleon]

did u try an pull an sozuqo by makin a pun?

[sweet kettle]

I’ve never SEAn him make a pun

[rapid galleon]

muesum has dino tho

[rapid galleon]

ok this is depressing

[river anchor]

water you doing right now bro, these puns offishially suck

you should fin-ish with these puns asap 🙏

[sweet kettle]

Maybe you shoud kelp me come up with them

[river anchor]

yeah ill try to some other time, youre whalecome!

[patent void]

whale whale what do we have here

[rapid galleon]

oh gheez

[sweet kettle]

We should stop seahorsing around and solve the murder mystery of the game like scuba-doo

[rapid galleon]

now ur starting dom off on it

[river anchor]

all these puns are giving me the crabs..

[sweet kettle]

Enough with the puns, we need to find out who’s been gilling everybody!

[river anchor]

yeah! we need to reel in some clues.

[sweet kettle]

Alright, I’ll shipwrack my brain and sea if anyfing I saw pearls my interest

We must remember to stay civil and make shore we don’t coral with each other

[river anchor]

who knows, maybe we will dig up a buried treasure worth of clues and sea who the giller is.

[sweet kettle]

All this finking is making me tired, is there a seabed anywhere?

[river anchor]

im really tired too, this finking is kraken me up too. let me know if you sea a seabed because i dont!

[sweet kettle]

I just sealionsed that I accidentally made a pun with brain coral

[river anchor]

boat of us have made too many sea jokes 😰

[sweet kettle]

Yeah, I’m starting to get seasick of them

[river anchor]

yeah, this is starting to become a bunch of barnacles.

[patent void]

reel the puns back, it's getting out of hand

[sweet kettle]

Yeah, we got a bit craptrapped by them. To be fair, I thought we were cruising through them

[river anchor]

it appears i might have hit an iceberg with my puns. i might have to wave everybody goodbye and sea everybody later.

[sweet kettle]

Can’t believe I had the seagull to make a joke like this. This is too many docking puns

The whole murderer thing was scurvy though

[river anchor]

the amount of puns made in this chat was absolutely titanic.

[sweet kettle]

It apeers I’m out of puns. I might have to boardwalk away

[patent void]

we will make you walk the plank!

[river anchor]

thats absolutely unbereefable!

[sweet kettle]

Fr! The hive needs to lock us in davy jone’s locker for this

[river anchor]

the hive will probably try to sea-weed us out 😔

[sweet kettle]

Man, I have the pun making skills of a wet sponge

[river anchor]

you might be the star-fish of the show!

[sweet kettle]

I really sea shant be making any more puns

[patent void]

shore you will

[river anchor]

these puns are shore making me have some eel intentions.

[sweet kettle]

Heave-holy smokes, we’ve been punning for half an hour!

[snow belfry]

[sweet kettle]

We mast stop and take a bow for this

[river anchor]

oh no, the pirates are here!

we must offishially stop.

[sweet kettle]

Buoy, I wonder how many puns we’ve made

This lighthouse to stop at some point

[river anchor]

to put this shrimply, this was an awesome punning seassion!

[sweet kettle]

I’m very starboard of this to be stern

[snow belfry]

Pirates is crazy

[sweet kettle]

This has been a hull of a lot of puns, I had a school of fish planned for today but I skipped it like a rock on the ocean

[sweet kettle]

That really hammered his head ):

[river anchor]

you might make me walk the plank for these awful puns.. im going to have to drift-wood my way out of this discoral channel now.

[snow belfry]

💀

[patent void]

boat a stop to these puns right now

[snow belfry]

Okay so Murder Mystery guys!

[sweet kettle]

Sorry I sworedfish btw

[patent void]

lets talk about sg

how many cache cows per game do you guys find in mm

i usually get 1

[snow belfry]

[river anchor]

yeah! as snowball said earlier, lets find the giller.

[sweet kettle]

Got any iseas?

[river anchor]

we have to get a hook on some clues.

[patent void]

those are gonna be hard to catch.

[sweet kettle]

I’m fishing for clues

[patent void]

i hope you're doing it efishiently

[sweet kettle]

We’re probably squidwarding away all the people who came here for mm

[river anchor]

im all out of ink trying to th-ink for clues.

we might have to call salmone for help!

[sweet kettle]

We’re going through all the typical trope… ical

[sweet kettle]

I’m face palmingtree because I couldn’t think of anything better. Sand help!

[river anchor]

we seem to be cod in a bad situation.

[plain lance]

did someone say cod

[sweet kettle]

Sail out of here

[plain lance]

okay ill go to cuba🫶🏼

[gritty bloom]

[sweet kettle]

I’ve successfully coasted her asway

[tough rampart]

I ❤️ corniness

[plain lance]

youll never get rid of me that easy!!

[river anchor]

i dont, time to float my way out of here.

[sweet kettle]

Back to the topickle of mm, I’m sick of all those people using letter in a bots-tles for better stats

[tough rampart]

okay dad

[sweet kettle]

Everyone be sure to wave

[river anchor]

same. i tide everything to get them to stop but they just wont.

[sweet kettle]

This was a dumb conversation at it’s anchor

[sweet kettle]

It’s got a good flow though

[river anchor]

i really tride-nt to make this conversation good.

[sweet kettle]

Don’t be so drown on yourself

[tough rampart]

having some good ol hearty belly laughs right now🎅 🎅 🎅 🎅

[sweet kettle]

Sur, face the fact we’re bubbling our brains trying to come up with these

[river anchor]

im really drown on myself right now. might have to shell my soul to avoid davy jones locker.

[sweet kettle]

If you want my 62 cents, we might be at our boiling point

[river anchor]

we might have to fisht fight for that 62 cents.

[sweet kettle]

Same, I’m on the seafloor laughing

[sweet kettle]

If we captain crunch the numbers, I think I’d fin that fight

[river anchor]

i personally think i would krill you in that fight.

[sweet kettle]

I counted and we’re nearly at 100 puns, oh cod! If you want my opinion, we should fin-ish it

It’s carribean a fun time whether we finish or not

[river anchor]

yeah all these cod awful puns might send me to the squid-ward.

[sweet kettle]

We haven’t done sea names or foods yet so that’s an optfin

[river anchor]

i might shrimply pass on that one. my brain is becoming a ship-wreck.

[sweet kettle]

Atlanthis is all so hard to write with a hook hand

Parrot with me having less than one eye-dea and we have a natural disaster!

[river anchor]

you are flooding this chat with too much puns!

might cause a tsunami.

[sweet kettle]

I’d rudder not get into the natural disaster stuff

This had been a tuna puns though

I’m lobsterring up my next pun as we speak! we should reelly clam our mouths

[finite wave]

😭

[worthy storm]

Hi

[worthy storm]

Hello bro

[finite wave]

hii

[worthy storm]

Will you be my friend

[finite wave]

sure

[worthy storm]

Accept my friend request

[frosty elm]

yuh

[gritty smelt]

Last night took me over a hour to gain half a level :skill issue:

[patent void]

it be like that

[gritty bloom]

bad lol

[gritty smelt]

Couldn't be anymore accurate with that

[gritty bloom]

@gritty smelt 80 bad lol

anyways

actually...

yeah no ur bad

[gritty smelt]

How come?

But yeah it's true 😔

[still crystal]

😭 😭

[gritty bloom]

WHAT

[still crystal]

Those 2 people were cursed

[gritty bloom]

real

[steep aspen]

I finally got 100 😄

[still crystal]

W

[gritty bloom]

send clip

[tough rampart]

idk why you're so surprised about sum unfunny kids

[gritty bloom]

cuz theyre weird as

why would they say that anyways

[tough rampart]

shock value

they wanna say sum crazy and wild to get a reaction

[worthy storm]

Hi

[finite wave]

people say weird things all the time get used to it

[still crystal]

Yeah it’s funny

[hollow dome]

It’s like when I won as murd and some child said this

[finite wave]

😭

[still crystal]

xd

[finite wave]

Real

[still crystal]

Who cheats on mm 😭😭😭

[hollow dome]

Lil bro doesn’t know what skill is

[hollow dome]

Jose

[still crystal]

Aka the Hive iii

The Hive III [+] @still crystal, bad.

[finite wave]

how’d you make it bold letters ?

[hollow dome]

His clone is way better

[finite wave]

bro trynna be Jose

[still crystal]

Use 2 ** at the beginning and the end of sentence

[finite wave]

2 HI 2

[still crystal]

how long ago was that he’s pres 2 lvl 76 now

oh it’s a new account

[finite wave]

2** Hi 2**

Nice

[hollow dome]

It’s his clone, The Hive ILI

But way better since he doesn’t cheat nor call out ppl

[still crystal]

I saw The Hive III in mm today

[still crystal]

ye

[hollow dome]

Idk why Hive likes him so much they don’t ban him

[still crystal]

The Hive III should be ip banned

[hollow dome]

Yeah

[hollow dome]

Some pres 1 stole my precious skin ):

[atomic trout]

Why does it say 100% above his head

[hollow dome]

Uhh my rp

Indicates entity’s hp

But can’t be seen thru walls so not cheating

[atomic trout]

K thought it was 100% chance innocent lol

[hollow dome]

And can’t also be seen in hns

Nope

But they stole my precious watercooler ;~;

[atomic trout]

Oh no your watercooler! 😥

How did they steal it tho?

[hollow dome]

Client

[atomic trout]

Client? How can you steal a skin with a client?

[steep falcon]

buble

[hollow dome]

Beble

[steep falcon]

bable

[hollow dome]

Babie

[steep falcon]

bibie

[hollow dome]

Bebie

[steep falcon]

beble

[hollow dome]

Boble

[steep falcon]

boble

[hollow dome]

Bobie

[steep falcon]

bubie

[true inlet]

[hollow dome]

Anyways

[steep falcon]

🥶

[hollow dome]

I hate the bug when you try to rq but it just doesn’t work

(not talking abt you’re already connected to this server)

[serene marsh]

What is up my friendos

[hollow dome]

Hey

[finite wave]

amigos

[patent void]

when its delayed?

i love when it does that

[opal lynx]

Not only the one that's delayed but also the one with red screen

[patent void]

the nether screen bug?

[opal lynx]

yes

[patent void]

that happens if you requeue while switching worlds

[opal lynx]

exactly

[hollow dome]

I hate it because it happens when the game starts giving me a loss

[patent void]

yeah the nether one is easy to avoid so it isnt as bad as this one

this one just happens randomly

i had it once where i requeued 5s before a game started and it requeued me 2 minutes into the game

[soft kindle]

currently longing for the mm update rn

[robust vine]

When it's slow I just log off before the game starts

[hollow dome]

Coming never

[serene marsh]

King burger is here for sure

[finite wave]

Potato

[opal lynx]

[opaque sluice]

the spot works so well I didnt have to get in disguise (rip rando)

[soft kindle]

if a player were to play murder mystery constantly without breaks, how long would it take them on estimate to go from level 1 to level 100

[hollow dome]

Hmm

[vale egret]

Chat don't answer please

[hollow dome]

Idk

[vale egret]

Don't give these kind of ideas

It's not good 😭

[soft kindle]

im sacrificing my life to answer it

also I need it for a title

[hollow dome]

Took me ~47 days playing 4 hours each

But hey you can’t judge me I’m a mobile player

[gritty bloom]

depends on skill, ~4.5k games

for the most part, stats matter with that kind of stuff

if your average game lasts 150 seconds, well..

yeah

[vale egret]

Are you going to do that? 😨

[gritty bloom]

take into account your AVERAGE stats and try and use that with a sort of calculator for each xp gained, youll get ur answer

[soft kindle]

:))

[vale egret]

By the way you can see that on hive backpack

[gritty bloom]

You should max in about 1.6k games

[vale egret]

You have to set a goal and It shows you how in many games you Will achieve that

[soft kindle]

thx y'all 💙

[civic spoke]

interesting

btw does anybody use oder so client

[fringe swan]

No

[civic spoke]

oh ok

[hollow dome]

My avg game last 200 secs 🥀

[worthy storm]

Hi

[hollow dome]

Hi

[civic spoke]

hello

[worthy storm]

Will you be my friend

[frosty elm]

with ultimate if you get say 15 coins a game and elim every few games it could be around 3.5k games if you use boosters maybe 3k

and how many levels you have already

[queen parcel]

Anyone wanna play (vc)

[hollow dome]

Sorry I meant the message above you lol

[queen parcel]

All good dww

[hollow dome]

I was excited until you said an elim ):

[frosty elm]

lmaoo

if you can average 20 cpg then elims arent as much of a need

[worthy storm]

Hi

[hollow dome]

In almost every game I play I cap my coins at 55

[serene marsh]

For you to say King burgers, stats are average say something again like that and you’ll be smited

[frosty elm]

no i dont wanna be in a yt

[frosty elm]

thats not max xp

i think you should work on elims 😭

[full lynx]

more elims than my all time

[nova flame]

Hmmmm

[hollow dome]

Hey I’m a mobile player I don’t count

[frosty elm]

more elims than ive ever seen in my life

[frosty elm]

get more elims😭

[stiff quail]

How do you even do this

To not even get into a life or death situation where you HAVE to shoot

[frosty elm]

dunno

[stiff quail]

Is quite impressive tbh

[hollow dome]

):

[hollow dome]

I do shoot

[lavish python]

Beep boop

[hollow dome]

Missing is another tale

[stiff quail]

It's okay some murderers are just slippery

The arrows slide right off

[hollow dome]

My hands are slippery

[hollow dome]

Also the bow just gets stuck

[stiff quail]

Yeah really annoying glitch ngl

Just staring at murd w bow pulled while they walk over

[worthy storm]

Hello

[hollow dome]

And I also click on the arrow instead of the bow 🫩

[stiff quail]

Hey

[stiff quail]

Yeah idk man mobile is it's own story

[worthy storm]

Will you be my friend

[stiff quail]

I've never played mobile so idk

[lavish python]

Touchscreen is difficult

That’s why I use a controller

[stiff quail]

I've been playing PC ever since I started

[timber mantle]

We love our controller ppl

[stiff quail]

I'd be so bad on controller

[worthy storm]

Hello

[hollow dome]

I’m bad at everything

[lavish python]

I’ve been playing on controller for over a decade now

[timber mantle]

Hi

[lavish python]

So I’m used to it

[worthy storm]

Will you be my friend

[stiff quail]

Practice and uhhhh upgrade from mobile one day

[hollow dome]

I’ve been playing mobile for over 4 years

[hollow dome]

Broke

[stiff quail]

Hence the one day

[hollow dome]

Nah

I’m pretty sure quitting (maxing) MM by the end of this year

[stiff quail]

I upgraded my setup one birthday at a time then finished the rest w my job

[hollow dome]

So not worth it

[stiff quail]

Oh I see

I play for the love of the game 💀

[worthy storm]

Will you be my friend

[hollow dome]

I play to waste my time

[stiff quail]

I do also play just to see my daily sometimes

My required 20 games then I get off

[lavish python]

I play to have fun 😎

[stiff quail]

If I'm doing well, maybe 40

[hollow dome]

Idc abt my stats ngl

[stiff quail]

I used to care, then stopped caring, n now I don't care again but seeing big numbers is very pretty

[lavish python]

I think I used to care once upon a time

But then I realized that they were just numbers

[stiff quail]

Real

[lavish python]

And numbers don’t define skill

[stiff quail]

Used to get upset at myself if I let daily edr drop below 3.0

Now as long as it's above 1.50 I don't care really

[hollow dome]

My edr is always 0 so

[lavish python]

I don’t even understand the edr thing

[hollow dome]

I’m a cpg maniac

[stiff quail]

Elims per death

[lavish python]

Ohhh

[lavish python]

How do you read it?

[stiff quail]

And deaths are only from getting stabbed OR shot

[stiff quail]

Your elims divided by your deaths I'm p sure

So say you shot murd twice

Died 4 times

.50 edr

Anyway it's pretty extra and not needed to have fun so

[lavish python]

Aw man I have to do math

[stiff quail]

Use assistant bot like that pic I sent

Does it for you

[lavish python]

Bleh

[stiff quail]

V nice cpg

I get lazy

Get my 10 and sit somewhere nice until I'm needed 💀

[lavish python]

My coins keep getting stolen 😔

[civic spoke]

same happens to me :I

[still crystal]

tell me about it

[kindred nova]

what are mine

[lavish python]

Buh

[kindred nova]

☹️

probably

[kindred nova]

they are buh

[lavish python]

You are only a lvl 10

[kindred nova]

still pretty good for me

i like hide and seek better

its easier

[lavish python]

Well alrighty

[finite wave]

😭

[serene marsh]

Time to hide in mm

[stiff quail]

I try to let other people get the elims if I see them going for it

If they look scared then I'll go shoot ig

[gritty bloom]

Zeta's idea.

[finite wave]

hey don’t judge him i respect vast and his wins and his lvl

he’s just chilling

[gritty bloom]

GOAT

[finite wave]

you don’t have to lock in with this stupid game, in fact it gets so intense that people have to cheat on it 🤣

on a non pvp game

[hollow dome]

I’m the mobile

[gritty bloom]

wrong, youre the water cooler

[hollow dome]

Buble

[gritty bloom]

Human, I remember you're water coolers

[hollow dome]

But someone stole me ):

[finite wave]

this game is so Easy to grind even pvp when they first play can do it and be good at it

[hollow dome]

Human I remember you’re depressed purple

[finite wave]

Alien Zeta , i saw you in green