🕵・murder-mystery

[buoyant remnant]

yes

they’re just trash

[daring maple]

least obvious cheater 🙏

[buoyant remnant]

lol

[daring maple]

I was playing with Levi I think and he was murderer and the guy just ran circles around castle town for p much the entire game

[buoyant remnant]

stick drift lol

anyways mm update when

[gritty bloom]

when i get p5

So like... soon

[buoyant remnant]

let me see this time

[sage rose]

Yea

I know one who is prestige IV

[gritty bloom]

cough cough ocean metro

[sage rose]

Yes yes yes

Also

Pluh 🗣️🔥

[sage rose]

I had him on my friends list for a long time

Then he had appear offline for the longest time ever

I could see him online through cs invite player

And then I was unfriended

So I was like 🤷‍♂️

[buoyant remnant]

His instincts are very open about it

[gritty bloom]

he unfriended me after i was gifted

[sage rose]

Dude

[gritty bloom]

finna gift him

[sage rose]

You just prestiged a few days ago

[gritty bloom]

no

[sage rose]

Where is all this time coming from?!!?

[sage rose]

Last week

[gritty bloom]

im the goat

[sage rose]

2 week ago

[gritty bloom]

21 days ago*

[sage rose]

Exactly

3 week and a half ago

Smort I am

[gritty bloom]

i may not be an ultimal

but i grind

[sage rose]

I feel like ultimal boosted or something

Something was fishy about it tbh

A 2k win account

To all of a sudden 14k win account

In 1 month????

[gritty bloom]

who knows

[sage rose]

Something is like 🐟 about it

[sage rose]

Exactly 👍

[gritty bloom]

all ik is kioya can vouch

[sage rose]

I can vouch for not playing this month

My stats are goated

[gritty bloom]

ofc u didnt

imagine having a life

[strange palm]

who?

[sage rose]

Zeta already said it

Ocean metro aka Metro Boomin

[strange palm]

oh

[sage rose]

Hehehehe

Very goated

[gritty bloom]

4.5cpg bad

[sage rose]

I had to water my plants mid game

Can’t let them die on me

They’re special plants to me 🥺

[gritty bloom]

im him fr

[sage rose]

Not even 11 monthly 😭

You just need some little bit more win

[gritty bloom]

yes

[patent void]

not even 1 edr is crazy

[gritty bloom]

but u gotta rememebr

love when hive doesnt send things

im more new in mm

[patent void]

Welcome to mm

[tropic gust]

2.2

Murdertool

[patent void]

7.03 cpg 😰

[opal lynx]

@static aurora(soz ping) luckiest throw I've seen if I ever seen one

[sage rose]

Yo like someone imagine that BobSponge picture where it’s him on the poster and looking suspiciously

[static aurora]

I was so surprised myself 😭

[silver fable]

Coin grab simulator.

[opal lynx]

[tropic gust]

Dawg that aint tool

[strange palm]

oh 💔

[tropic gust]

Its just for lvls

[kind marsh]

What do you think happened next?

[tropic gust]

See my edr

[tropic gust]

Thats tool

[sage rose]

Yea that

[sage rose]

That clearly tool 🥺

If not that, then what is?

[tropic gust]

Nah bro

I js got lucky

[sage rose]

Uh huh

[tropic gust]

Js on the quest to max every game

[sage rose]

As aVillager007 would say

[tropic gust]

If theres shortcuts imma take them!

[sage rose]

🤯😱

[opal lynx]

v

[tropic gust]

!!

[opal lynx]

bro smelled it

[tropic gust]

FRITTE

[opal lynx]

[tropic gust]

FRITTTTEEE

[sage rose]

That’s so cat

Wait no

That’s so car

[opal lynx]

I am

[tropic gust]

Tool isnt even bad

Like mm isnt even pvp ☠️

[thick orbit]

Hi people

[sage rose]

Herro

I am people 👋

Trust

[tropic gust]

Im js tryna max everything

[thick orbit]

This is not you 🥀

[late flax]

good luck mate murder takes a while

[coarse mural]

[late flax]

woa nice tag

[coarse mural]

It’s great isn’t it

[opal lynx]

kat

[coarse mural]

Kit

[late flax]

[gritty bloom]

Hello people

[sage rose]

Hello

[sacred sonnet]

Max hns first

[sage rose]

It’s probably like the easiest to max of all games

[sacred sonnet]

Block drop*

[sage rose]

Eh

They’re both easy, just hide n seek takes a bit longer

[sacred sonnet]

Bd is at least simpler as well to max since you don't have to memorise(? Idk if i spelt that right) the maps and spots, unless you just grind 1 map over and over in hns

[timber mantle]

How to mm?

[upper stump]

Didn’t this guy get banned

[sacred sonnet]

Can't believe they unbanned him

That's what I thought when I first saw him

[opal lynx]

hes funny

[upper stump]

Ban him again

He kept shooting me like 5 games in a row

[hollow dome]

Mass report him

[cyan island]

[topaz cove]

that same guy called me a liar out of nowhere???

hes tweaked off of sum

[topaz cove]

is he known for smth???

[modern pike]

Elite ragebaiting

[patent void]

top 10 sumo player

[topaz cove]

😭 whatever that means i guess

[low carbon]

How did Jose get unbanned

he deserved the perma ban

[silk ibex]

😭

[opal lynx]

hes an entertainment for me

I like it

[nova flame]

Hmmmm

[unique cosmos]

I'm taking back my rare hive W 💔

[manic oriole]

lol

[full lynx]

if i ban them will you make it a lunarwagg W

[unique cosmos]

I'll love you forever

[stiff quail]

This game isn't real bro

[gritty bloom]

nah ur not real

[unique cosmos]

Peekaboo

[topaz cove]

what fps are you on 😭

[stiff quail]

Top left shows it if you zoom in a bit

[stiff quail]

I didn't want to play

[granite musk]

Plushie is back guys!

[serene marsh]

Goddam

[topaz cove]

oh whats ur specs?

cuz i get like 1028 frames on bedrock

[patent void]

do you even notice the difference past 200

[charred elbow]

Means he’s reaching idk if he still does tho

[topaz cove]

not really

after 200 everything looks the same

[topaz cove]

ohhhh

[patent void]

they just talk down on others that are lower lvl than him and makes fun of their stats for it (? 😭 ) and i'm pretty sure they also use murd tool

[stiff quail]

Whatever the best pre built at best buy was because it was 5 mins before closing and my last PC caught on fire💀

Not keeping this one anyway, want to build one

[stiff quail]

I get that in survival solo

Hive I bounce between 230 fps and 750 usually

[topaz cove]

yeah building one is cheaper an better fr

[stiff quail]

But as long as I'm at 250+ I can't tell anyway

My monitor is 244 hz so I guess that's the cap out for what fps matters to me

[fringe swan]

5 mins before closing is criminal 😭

[half sierra]

Is it true that there's a ltm?

[sacred sonnet]

This thunderstorm is gonna ragebait me

[patent void]

not yet but eventually

[tropic gust]

Soon

[stiff quail]

Last pc shouldn't have caught on fire if I wasn't supposed to go in there 5 mins before closing

[sacred sonnet]

@gritty bloom two months of nothing

[gritty bloom]

now just wait

then u can do it again

[sacred sonnet]

10 months for pres 5

Well, 8 ig

3 months? Idk, either way it's gonna take about a year

[unique cosmos]

haven't played mm properly in months

[manic oriole]

raw

[fringe swan]

Me when I get jumpscared but I miss instead

Or killed

[unique cosmos]

I usually miss

I didn't even mean to do it in f5 either

[hollow dome]

Gj!

@gritty bloom Prestige tomorrow?

[gritty bloom]

idk

prob not, got @frosty elm on prestige list

hes making a 2nd appearence cuz well

[frosty elm]

huh

[gritty bloom]

hes cool or smth

[frosty elm]

im cool

[hollow dome]

Alr np

[gritty bloom]

yes but you dont exist. Prestige soon

were running it again

finna be 497 tn

[hollow dome]

Any estimated date?

[gritty bloom]

who knows

[frosty elm]

like 10 days or smthn

[hollow dome]

):

[frosty elm]

i wanna be exactly lvl 700 for 25k wins

[hollow dome]

You’re letting me without a hobby tho

[frosty elm]

u dont need to pres to play

[hollow dome]

Yeah but it kinda feels like a waste playing while 100

[frosty elm]

its fun ngl

having the 3 digits

[gritty bloom]

should we still do it or...

would you rather spectate

[frosty elm]

do you want me to pres with yoy

[gritty bloom]

cuz i REALLY wanna get 600 before school

but that means losing out on another memner

[frosty elm]

2*

@pulsar smelt

[gritty bloom]

dang

well uhh

idk tbh

[pulsar smelt]

it’ll look cool if we pres together

[hollow dome]

I really wanna prestige before this week ends

[hollow dome]

Ima prestige this sunday if it isn’t ready by then

I really wanna grind as much as I can before school

[topaz cove]

[frosty elm]

@gritty bloom ur gonna have to convince @woven finch if u want me to max soon

[topaz cove]

why did u @ me in a game 😭

guess well never know

[serene marsh]

The silence says everything

[full lynx]

no i says everything

[serene marsh]

[manic oriole]

congrats!

[rare merlin]

are you still able to get the anomaly explorer costume from backrooms

[full lynx]

nope i ate every version of backrooms

[sage rose]

Pluh

That’s a yes

🙌

Yeeeuuuurrrrr

[rare merlin]

k thank you

[full lynx]

no problem pal

[rare merlin]

yay i got it

[frank dock]

Hi

[serene marsh]

Hi

[frank dock]

What lvl r u now?

[serene marsh]

365

[frank dock]

Cool,I'm still pres 1

Barely playing hive

[serene marsh]

I'm still trying to get my full motivation back

[frank dock]

Ohh gl then

[hollow dome]

GG GUYS

[hollow saddle]

You just gotta push through💔

[serene marsh]

GOOD JOB!!

[hollow dome]

Thanks!

[serene marsh]

I usually only log in for my loginstreak

[frank dock]

GG

[hollow dome]

Thanks!

[hollow saddle]

I believe in you, pres 4 is so close

You can do it

[serene marsh]

Thank you!!

[hollow saddle]

OMG

you play genshin

[frank dock]

Going pres 4? Cool

[serene marsh]

I do!

[serene marsh]

Maxing out!

[hollow saddle]

What level ruuu

[frank dock]

🫡 ,wish I could be friend with you

[serene marsh]

I'm ar 60

[serene marsh]

You can add me!

[frank dock]

Finally,I've waited so long for the request haha

Would be later since I'm in a different device

[serene marsh]

No rush at all. Just whenever you have the chance

[frank dock]

Alrighty

[serene marsh]

[hollow saddle]

oh my

😔

I just reached ar58

[serene marsh]

I've been playing since 2.3 😭

[hollow saddle]

i been playing since the yae miku and childe banner, no clue when that was 😭

Took long breaks in between

But i pulled citlali today!

[serene marsh]

I'm saving for

Columbina

[unique cosmos]

meow

[serene marsh]

Meow

[unique cosmos]

did you see my clip

i cooked

[serene marsh]

you cooked

I was proud

[unique cosmos]

i did

yay i havnt played in awhile

[serene marsh]

Are you going to start again

[strong magnet]

being the murderur in mm is littarally impossible in mm every game there is someone who hacks and gets murderer

[unique cosmos]

i got alot of clips today

[unique cosmos]

idk maybeyt

[serene marsh]

I'm trying to

[unique cosmos]

pres again

[serene marsh]

Yup

Yk it

[strong magnet]

the only way to get murderer in murder mystery is hacking the game its the only way to get murderer its impossible without hacks

[sweet kettle]

True and whenever you call them out on it they pretend to have no idea what you’re talking abt

[strong magnet]

ik its really annoying

[full lynx]

or like whenever you call them out on it they pretend to have no idea what you’re talking abt it’s so annoying

[strong magnet]

did u just copy paste that

[sweet kettle]

I stopped playing because 90% of the competitive community does it

[strong magnet]

yea me too

[sweet kettle]

It’s next to impossible to get murderer anymore

[full lynx]

no what are you talking about

[strong magnet]

tru

[sweet kettle]

I have under 0.5 mpg now

[strong magnet]

its basically word for word

[full lynx]

great minds think alike

[strong magnet]

same bro

[sweet kettle]

I got one of those hackers banned in July

[strong magnet]

W

[lean osprey]

istg if I get another nectar lake game im gonna crash out, the map is so badd

[serene marsh]

i hate it

[lean osprey]

its genuinely terrible for inno/sheriff and murd

[sage rose]

Lake Nectar is good

Too many plants and grass to water

[lean osprey]

good if youre blind

[sage rose]

Plus hiding spots

And invis

[lean osprey]

invis is already terrible on maps that have it, nectar is worse cause its huge

[sage rose]

roomsBack is a huge map

It has office and warehouse connected to it

🤯

It’s a 3x map

[sacred sonnet]

Which is why it's triple 3x F tier

But top 2 map of all time

[hollow dome]

TownCastle also sucks

[strong magnet]

Its just overplayed

[serene marsh]

Especially for murd.

[sage rose]

Agreed 🤝

Too much runners

[hollow dome]

HotelEso goated tho

[lavish python]

.-.

[sage rose]

Steve glitch for everything

[full lynx]

can you please give him some privacy

[serene marsh]

Seems like he's in the middle of something

[full lynx]

exactly poor guy is getting filmed

[manic oriole]

WOO

[manic oriole]

yea, that shelf

[full lynx]

😭😭

i read that as “that’s shelf” at first and thought you were naming him

[serene marsh]

That's a beautiful name

[full lynx]

that’s my niece’s name

[serene marsh]

oh!

she's so lucky

[full lynx]

not really i feel bad for her

[frosty elm]

no @woven finch is so lucky

[woven finch]

hey you called?

[serene marsh]

it's unique that's for sure. Why'd they name her that? If I can ask

[manic oriole]

good name tho

[frosty elm]

im calling

[full lynx]

i believe it was because

[full lynx]

thanks that’s my name too

[manic oriole]

lunarwagg dont leak that

u might get in trouble

[serene marsh]

ohh wow so like original

[full lynx]

i’m so sorry isn’t that your name too

i forgot

[manic oriole]

no my name is actually

[full lynx]

remake actually but similar concept

[full lynx]

change it

[manic oriole]

no i don't want to, ty

i like my name

[full lynx]

okay was just a suggestion

[full lynx]

your name would be better as lunarwagg tho

[manic oriole]

lunar watch out for the mind goblin

just sayin

[full lynx]

who in the world is the mind goblin😭😭😭😭

i’m terrified now

oh

[manic oriole]

mind goblin dezz nutz

[full lynx]

yeah you’re blocked buddy

[serene marsh]

insane 😭

[full lynx]

mods unadd this guy

[serene marsh]

Banned immediately

[manic oriole]

oh no not that

thats too mean

lunarwagg u are the meanest meanest meanest meanie ever

[full lynx]

i’m directing my mods to ban him rn

[full lynx]

business is business

[manic oriole]

EEK

[rapid galleon]

bestie

[manic oriole]

yello

[full lynx]

smellyoku

[manic oriole]

my current favorite nickname for her is sudoku

u should start using that

[rapid galleon]

literally dmd u ages ago

[manic oriole]

wait what

[rapid galleon]

dont even??

[manic oriole]

hold on rq

[full lynx]

i actually been playing sudoku regularly how did i never think of that

[serene marsh]

Sudoku is fire

[rapid galleon]

and u never call me that an i dont want anyone callin me tha

[manic oriole]

lunar did u hear the news theyre adding the 10 to sudoku

[full lynx]

so real

[manic oriole]

its gamechanging

[full lynx]

i do not keep up with the daily sudoku sorry

[serene marsh]

They should add sudoku to casinos in la

[manic oriole]

lame

[rapid galleon]

@manic oriole

[serene marsh]

I'd gamble

[manic oriole]

no promises

[manic oriole]

how would one gamble on sudoku

[rapid galleon]

im serious

[manic oriole]

"I bet its an 8"?

[full lynx]

they should add casinos to sudoku

[manic oriole]

🙄

[full lynx]

you should become president

[manic oriole]

they already did that, thats the origin of the 3

[serene marsh]

Whoever finishes first gets the money everyone betted on

[rapid galleon]

u already have a nick for me an sudoku is the lamest nick so no noones is callin me that

[full lynx]

but you have to yell sudoku before you finish the last square

[manic oriole]

ahhh thats just speed sudoku i think my mom does that

[manic oriole]

right otherwise they erase half of it

[manic oriole]

sudoku is great idkwym

🙄

[rapid galleon]

ew no

[serene marsh]

But when they start it only has like 4 numbers

Make it a challenge

[full lynx]

no has to be 5

1 number per square

[serene marsh]

isn't there 6 squares

[manic oriole]

at that point u can just invent ur own puzzle

[full lynx]

no there’s five and a half

[serene marsh]

A half 😭

[rapid galleon]

@mods theyre talking about a math game

[full lynx]

so half a number too

[manic oriole]

which half

the top half or the bottom half

[full lynx]

they said it’s alright i told them to go on vacation

[full lynx]

middle

[rapid galleon]

nuh uh

[full lynx]

yuh uhh

[strong magnet]

Hax

[full lynx]

have

oh

[rapid galleon]

muting you an the other person🙄

[full lynx]

i’m eating your rock

[rapid galleon]

cant mute my bestie

[rapid galleon]

sueing

[manic oriole]

❤️

[full lynx]

sudoku map in mm when

[manic oriole]

i think thats the basis for the map remnants

[rapid galleon]

never

[full lynx]

absurd can teach you how to play sudoku it’s okay

it’d be fun

[rapid galleon]

u got the demon pet yet?

[full lynx]

didn’t get the pass yet actually

[rapid galleon]

ok buddy ur banned

[full lynx]

haven’t been playing just logging on

[rapid galleon]

[full lynx]

lets goooo

[rapid galleon]

smellywagg

[strong magnet]

ur hacking

[full lynx]

no that’s smellyoku

[rapid galleon]

i think theyre delulu

[full lynx]

well no that’s WingsOfFire8227

[rapid galleon]

someone come get this doofus😔

[sweet kettle]

I love runners!

[rapid galleon]

an take away his pet rock😔

[sweet kettle]

They enhance the game so much

[full lynx]

too far buddy

[rapid galleon]

nuh uh

[full lynx]

[rapid galleon]

[strong magnet]

me too they are so fun to work around

[strong magnet]

runners are so good i love them

[sweet kettle]

unnecessary runner hate 😔

[buoyant remnant]

why did my edr go from 0.30 to 0.4 to 0.41😭

[strong magnet]

fax

runners are my favorite part of mm

[sweet kettle]

I always vote castle town!

[gritty bloom]

meh

theyre ok

free coins but +1 loss

[strong magnet]

castle town is amazing we always get runners there its so fun to chase them and stuff

[strong magnet]

me too

[sweet kettle]

Runners and murderers who don’t kill allow for lots of coins

[mortal quail]

Coins seem so boring to grind though, compared to elims or any other stat

[gritty bloom]

sobbing in 11cpg

[mortal quail]

My cpg is same case, never got the point of paying much attention to it 😭

[gritty bloom]

xp: exists
literally everyone else:

[mortal quail]

Oh true, it does help xp

So I'm sure higher cpg matters to you for reaching max level

You're getting there though 🙏🏻

[gritty bloom]

yes

[mortal quail]

Fair

[hollow dome]

Pal if coins didn’t exist I’d be level 100

[mortal quail]

Lies
Level 50 is max

[strong magnet]

no i thought it was level 25

[strong magnet]

coins are the fastest way of leveling up in any game ever made ever

[sweet kettle]

What about aimlessly walking around in hopes of finding virtual money doesn’t sound engaging?

[mortal quail]

Mb I was thinking of Treasure Wars

[mortal quail]

Yk you have a point

[strong magnet]

it is very very engaging isnt it

[sweet kettle]

I’m on the edge of my seat every time I play

[mortal quail]

A month long of grinding Gravity traumatized him into focusing MM coins

[strong magnet]

wasnt a month

ive been focusing coins in mm since before the hive left java

[mortal quail]

😭

[strong magnet]

coins are the only reason mm is even playable

[mortal quail]

Fair, but at least there are other gamemodes to try out [ I barely play atp ]

[strong magnet]

the other games are even less playable than mm

so i dont rlly play them much

[mortal quail]

Block Party can be fun with friends, same with Sg

Otherwise true

[strong magnet]

no those games suck

[mortal quail]

Fair tbh, I understand how they can be uninteresting

[strong magnet]

mm also sucks

[mortal quail]

Tbh Minecraft as a whole is more of a game most people js return to in phases

[strong magnet]

tru

block drop is good

parkour isnt bad

mm is fun once u get murderer but gets repetative after a while when u arent murderer

build battle is playable

ctf is way too sweaty

everything else is alright

[mortal quail]

Block Drop was one of my favorites for some time

[mortal quail]

And real on this ^

[strong magnet]

and i used to thing being the murderer was the worst thing ever when i mained ipad before like 2021

and when i mained mobile when you drew your bow you couldnt switch slots or do anything or else u would lose your bow

[strong magnet]

gravity can be fun

deathrun is good

[mortal quail]

I'm sure playing mobile was so painful 😭

The issue with bow alone explains why I usually see mobile players standing with it pulled back ig, since they would lose it otherwise

[strong magnet]

yea

it was horrid

it was before the new controls came out as well

[mortal quail]

Oh the new controls with toggle perspective on screen?

[mortal quail]

Deathrun is so relaxing asw

[strong magnet]

like just the move thing and you could look around there was just move sneak and jump on the screen

[mortal quail]

😭 That sounds so horrible, but at least they updated it eventually

I've only ever played Minecraft on pc, and tried it somewhat[?] in survival with console, much prefer pc tbh

[mortal quail]

I'm sure mobile on ipad could be made easier if played with a bluetooth keyboard and mouse setup, makeshift laptop basically

Would need something to prop up the screen asw though 💔

[kindred nova]

can somebody see EffusiveLeggings466 for me

i really dont know how I did that

[strong magnet]

I didn’t have those back then

[mortal quail]

Ah I understand, they can be expensive

[hollow dome]

Eh idk I don’t have a keyboard

I’m broke from this new phone

[mortal quail]

Could always be something you save up for, if you want to play Minecraft on kbm, but can't afford a pc or laptop atm

[mortal quail]

Sad

[hollow dome]

Eh I’m comfy playing w bare hands

[hollow dome]

Hey the one I had was old I’m not complaining

[mortal quail]

Ah fair then lmao

[hollow dome]

Like it was like an iphone 10 or smth

[mortal quail]

Have gone through three phones in the past few months [ I don't believe in phone cases ]

[hollow dome]

…

I feel like they work

[mortal quail]

Oh they do, I js don't use them 😭

[hollow dome]

Once my phone fell down the stairs and the case was all damaged, the phone itself intact

[hollow dome]

Lol fair enough

They kinda expensive ngl

[mortal quail]

10/10 case, def should stick with those if they work

[mortal quail]

And fair; I will get a case once my newer iPhone arrives

[hollow dome]

I mean they’re the original ones

[mortal quail]

Until then idrc about this Samsung

[mortal quail]

Ah I see

[hollow dome]

I have never used other phone than iPhone

[mortal quail]

I was talked into getting Samsung after dropping so many of my old iphones

Still prefer iphone's interface

[hollow dome]

Fr, I feel it more intuitive and looks a bit more modern

Yeah Apple Intelligence looks neat

[mortal quail]

It is for sure, I agree

Ig depends on what a person is more used to / grew up with

[hollow dome]

Feels weird having modern features and… 2 cams…

[mortal quail]

😭

[hollow dome]

I grew up with the iPhone 5

And the iPad 2

[mortal quail]

Same on growing up with iPhone

Idm Samsung either, but I'm not as used to it

[hollow dome]

Hot take: I feel like the 3 main buttons are a bit old

(From android devices)

[mortal quail]

The little on screen buttons?

I hate them lmao

[hollow dome]

Yes

At least Apple risked for the changes

Like removing that old button

And the upcoming Liquid Glass

[mortal quail]

True on that, looking forward to getting the iphone 16

[hollow dome]

It’s the one I have lmao

[mortal quail]

Nice 🔥

Personally I'm going with the Pro Max version, larger screen and such

[hollow dome]

I’m good with the standard one, nothing really special with the others, unless the size or cams

The Plus is just bigger and better battery

[mortal quail]

Fair, I understand that

[hollow dome]

Pro and Pro Max have 3 cams have basically the same features, Pro Max having them on a larger quantity

I’m not much of a selfie guy or someone who takes a lot of pics, so 2 cams enough

But Plus models getting discontinued tho

[mortal quail]

The camera quality is about the only reason I want it aside from the interface

Having a phone with near equal quality to my photography camera again would be nice

[hollow dome]

I mean yeah, but kinda feels a bit overpriced for just a better cam

One thing I’ll never forgive Apple of is the iPhone 17 Air

Just why

[mortal quail]

I almost never pay attention to prices, but definitely Apple overprices their products

[hollow dome]

Yeah

[mortal quail]

Oh what happened with that

[hollow dome]

The thinnest iPhone… Not worth sacrificing the cams because according to the leaks it only has one cam

One cam in 2025 is crazy

[mortal quail]

A thin phone in of itself screams waste of money

One drop and the entire phone is dead

[hollow dome]

Bendable

[mortal quail]

We already had bendable iphones

I'm sure people will make origami with the next

[hollow dome]

No, I mean you can bend it with brute force of how thin it is

[mortal quail]

Yh they're js doing anything for money grabs atp with that

[hollow dome]

Yes

Like the iPhone 16e, it goes the same way

[topaz cove]

no way thats real 😭 whos buying that bro

[mortal quail]

Real

[topaz cove]

i just searched it up 😭 what has apple come to bro

[hollow dome]

It doesn’t even have MagSafe

[topaz cove]

thats so pointless

[hollow dome]

Nokia better

And it originally was only able to be charged wirelessly, meaning no usb c port

But since the EU’s standards, they decided to keep the port

[mortal quail]

Like how stupid an idea that folding Smartphone some people bought for "aesthetic", was

[hollow dome]

They suck ngl

[mortal quail]

Idk the name exactly

[hollow dome]

I feel like the line the have in the middle ruin it all imo

[mortal quail]

When tech companies ditch actual quality, instead going for aesthetic:

[lavish python]

I just witnessed someone trying to target me for a first kill then repeatedly fail all attempts to kill me

[mortal quail]

😭

Average Murder Mystery

[lavish python]

They were a steve too

😔

[mortal quail]

Likely an alt

[lavish python]

Yea

I don’t know a lot of people though

[topaz cove]

bruh i got targeted like 4 times in a row 😭

[lavish python]

😔

I just got kicked for jumping on honey

[mortal quail]

Reminds me of how @brittle orbit was kicked for js spinning camera angle around

[lavish python]

Buh

I like reporting teamers from all sides

[topaz cove]

yo i have a question for yall

so have yalls screen just been freezing on pc?

cuz i froze mid jump an when it unfroze i was banned for unfair advantage???

[lavish python]

My screen freezes

I’m on ipad

[topaz cove]

mine did an i got banned outa nowhere

[lavish python]

That’s very unfortunate

[topaz cove]

frfr

[sacred sonnet]

Youd know that wasn't me (I'd miss all)

[lavish python]

Honestly same

That dumb bow glitch just happened to me >:[

But I had just barely managed to turn back around and shoot the mur

[haughty plaza]

@wraith pine what happened to get prestige 1 lvl 100 before season 3

[wraith pine]

multi taskingg

[haughty plaza]

I see

[charred elbow]

We both actually got banned for that its some scuffed anticheat

[tropic gust]

Its a hive glitch

Its horrid ik but it will be fixed soon

[turbid bone]

does someone knows how to level up fast in murder mystery?

[opal lynx]

collect coins

[mortal quail]

Hive's "flawless" anticheat:

[shrewd creek]

How sad 😢

[charred elbow]

Nah we both got unbanned obviously even tho it’s sarcasm

[shrewd creek]

Oh

[tropic gust]

Use murdertool

[sacred sonnet]

Kinda figured they were kinda funky

[late flax]

mabye he just has very good smell 🤷‍♀️

[patent void]

they just used the reflection off of the coin to pinpoint your exact location

[hollow saddle]

Thats defo some interesting map knowledge

😭

[sacred sonnet]

Can't tell if he or the carrots I'm eating are more dangerous

[opaque ginkgo]

Guys I have a question.

Do you also have the problem that you feel like you're a murderer once a day?
That's very stupid and annoying.

[brittle orbit]

Fun times

[brittle orbit]

I dont rlly pay attention much to it cause I dont care to be murd but I wouldn't be surprised

[late flax]

yeah i get murder like 2-3 times a day

[brittle orbit]

Yo, Ik you exported this at 30 fps but you can make clips smoother if you cap your fps properly. I do so with mine and they turn out buttery smooth, even sometimes at 30 fps

Depending what movements you do obviously but just in general it's a lot less stuttery

Also naw silly ass murd 😭

Dunno if I sent this here but it's pretty neat despite not being a spin shot

Ofc phone sends 30fps bruh

[serene marsh]

Someone to chill with in vc while playing mm?

[finite relic]

why’s everything in black and white like old televisions

[stiff quail]

I do it on purpose

I don't really prioritize clips

Faster to send if it's less crisp anyway

[brittle orbit]

I dont think it would make the file size any larger. All it does is make frame timing in game more equal, so the spacing between frames isn't random. Idk what you use to record clips but basically it will grab more equal and stable frames while keeping the same file size, but that's just my suggestion.

[brittle orbit]

But yk what fair enough

[stiff quail]

I almost switched to obs before I remembered I don't play competitive anyway and stayed with gamebar

Which I know causes lag for some people but I've been fine w it

[brittle orbit]

Fair enough. Pretty sure this would help gamebar too

[brittle orbit]

Tbh the only thing gamebar has going for it is it doesnt cause much in game lag while recording if you're on a bad device. You're clearly not, but on my old laptop obs murdered itself trying to record

I could ONLY use gamebar, which sucked since I become a ballerina in game all the time

It did help me to limit the fps though, so at some point my clips were smoother

[patent void]

never really had issues with gamebar myself

sometimes it just doesnt detect the game

[steep aspen]

Anybody wanna play murder with me, i'm bored

[unique cosmos]

Bruh 😭 it's always vamoy

[serene marsh]

meow

[opal lynx]

[nova flame]

Hmmm

[gritty bloom]

murder misery*

[topaz cove]

real

[opal lynx]

Zeta for president*

pause

[gritty bloom]

nobody laughed

[opal lynx]

depressed now

not finding u in lobbies at the evening, what happend

[gritty bloom]

i always q in na

[opal lynx]

then my na lobbies gotta have skill issue

[sage rose]

I always run into you

And you’re somehow 8 levels higher each day

Let me guess

You are now prestige IV level 98 or 99?

Yep, prestige IV level 98

[gritty bloom]

@maiden flame loser

you REALLY love targeting ppl that are better than u huh

[opal lynx]

boooooo

I go food now gn

[maiden flame]

I don't target anyone? I just play the game?

[gritty bloom]

says the person who shot me on ct 12 mins ago

[maiden flame]

No one was killing anybody you were running around weirdly without a bow, I took a guess and thought you were murderer. Sorry I was wrong LOL. I died too because I was wrong

[gritty bloom]

makes snese

dont do that next time

im tryna grind out coins to max

[maiden flame]

Then have your bow out, I'm not the only one. If no one's murdering and you're running around without a bow, you're going to be a target. I'm not the first person to take a shot at you that game, three other people shot at you. I was just the first one to hit you

[gritty bloom]

well theyre all npcs

[maiden flame]

If you're trying to grind, have your bow out so people know you're not the murderer LOL

[gritty bloom]

half the ppl in mm dont know what theyre doing

[maiden flame]

Exactly! Which is why the best thing to do is to carry your bow lol. Good luck with your grinding

[finite relic]

fairs

how am I supposed to get sheriff??

[nova flame]

Random Murderer......

[gritty bloom]

you dont

[finite relic]

I get your point

[unique cosmos]

just jump in, youl get it

[finite relic]

trusting you on this one

[unique cosmos]

🙏

@frosty elm

[frosty elm]

that’s me!

[unique cosmos]

bruh my game keeps freezing

i just crashed

gg

[dusty pebble]

Apple 🍎

[sacred sonnet]

His knowledge on when to shoot when you instantly turn the corner is godlike game sense

But like

It's not

[unique cosmos]

he cheats in every gamemode

probably in bb aswell 🙏

[gritty bloom]

autobuild 💀

[unique cosmos]

yes

[gritty bloom]

why do i know these things 😭

[nova flame]

Hmmmm

[viral wasp]

why is this taking forever to release?? MM update was there in roadmap before bedwars season 3, yet bedwars season 3 came out earlier before murder mystery update despite murder mystery update appeared on roadmap first

[hollow dome]

They said MM sucks and prioritized bw

[woven finch]

they hate us

well, not really.

I shall use my fancy words to explain

[viral wasp]

MM date

Bedwars date

so yea MM roadmap is earlier

[upper stump]

Apparently no one cares abt MM

[woven finch]

while the murder mystery update was technically on the roadmap before the season 3 bedwars update, no matter how you look at it people are always going to be more excited for bedwars because it’s arguably more popular. that doesn’t mean hive is ignoring murder mystery or delaying it for no reason, it just takes time. updates aren’t instant, and there's so many things that could be going on behind the scenes. they could still be fixing bugs, balancing roles, tweaking game mechanics, trying to make sure it actually feels fun to play. they might still be building maps, designing the minihub, maybe even rewriting old code to support the new stuff. sometimes things just take longer than expected, especially if they want it to feel polished and not rushed. it’s better they take their time and give us something worth playing instead of just pushing it out unfinished, give hive a bit more time and we’ll get the update soon, i’m sure it’ll be worth the wait !!

holy yap

to summarize;

updates take time, bedwars is more popular, just wait

[hollow dome]

Atp the update will come out when I quit MM

[woven finch]

I don't doubt it has something to do with building

assuming they're giving us more maps and a whole minihub it takes alot of time to build

[granite musk]

No way i read all that, but yeah ur right

Would love to see new map(s)

[finite relic]

mm lowkey needs a sanrio themed map

[woven finch]

me too

[kindred nova]

wow

[granite musk]

With my mind

[woven finch]

nectar lake was such a fail for coins but I like love seeing what the builders do and I'm genuinely so excited

[patent void]

if you click on the card, it says they prioritized bedwars as it's more popular

[unique cosmos]

Who plays bedwars tho

Mm better

[sacred sonnet]

I played for manor

[late flax]

yes lets just hope they fix the freezing and sound

[unique cosmos]

Hi ananasaki

[late flax]

hi lcrics

[woven finch]

yes

[patent void]

mm getting the fortnite save the world treatment

[woven finch]

I love murder mystery so much

[unique cosmos]

How much

[late flax]

MURDER MYSTERY

[woven finch]

alot

I like the reference in your status

[woven finch]

[unique cosmos]

What's it from

[woven finch]

helluva boss

[unique cosmos]

YAY

I'm addicted to helluva boss

🙏

[woven finch]

legit

so fire

I can't send gifs but imagine I sent a funny cat one here

[unique cosmos]

I spent over 100$ of merch hoodies I never wear

[woven finch]

holy moly

[unique cosmos]

Am I not allowed to send setup images 💔

[sacred sonnet]

If you got mm playing on the screen you should be fine

[unique cosmos]

Is this better

[sacred sonnet]

Maybe, I just assumed it'll be fine since that's what I usually do and they don't get deleted (from what I seen)

[woven finch]

“i swear I'm not showing my setup there's mm on my screen”

[unique cosmos]

Yea the main focus is mm obv

[full lynx]

as the new owner of hive, i’ll allow it

[unique cosmos]

Tysm lunarwagg

[sacred sonnet]

You should give carrots when someone hits 100

[serene marsh]

Well guess it's back to murder mystery..

[opal lynx]

12 button mouse for murder misery

[serene marsh]

Buddy...

Are U the cat in murder mystery who was about level 92-100 before

[opal lynx]

am I

[serene marsh]

Hmm idk lol

You are familiar...

[unique cosmos]

It's my cheats shh

[gritty bloom]

brother.

ur gonna carry me or else

[serene marsh]

Neverr lol

I didn't boost btw

All the others who have gotten max booster

Boosted#

[late flax]

damnnnn congrats i didnt even know they added new lvls 🥳🎉

[hard ermine]

Can somebody explain me the key locations on castle town pls

[gritty bloom]

sadge

im bad at pvp

[hollow dome]

Bench, apple post, house, furnace, next to a valve, on the side of a box, over bridge and others

[uneven stratus]

theres a youtube video that shows all of them

[hard ermine]

Please link 🔗 🙏

[upper stump]

There’s one in the river in the middle

[pulsar oxide]

if your trying to get xp I wouldn’t even bother looking for them tbh

[patent void]

in the river?

[pulsar oxide]

I used to, but it wasn’t really worth it

[upper stump]

Yea

[patent void]

so thats why people jump in

[upper stump]

Yup

[hard ermine]

W troll

[upper stump]

Just learn to swim and u can get the key

[uneven stratus]

sent

[hard ermine]

Ty so much

[upper stump]

There’s also one in the armory

[uneven stratus]

lol makes sense

[silk ibex]

[serene marsh]

😭:🙏

[sacred sonnet]

You should've given him a carrot

[serene marsh]

They wanted to do bedwars first due to it having a larger player base they wanted it to attract more new players to the server

So many dam Cheaters in gamemodes tho

[late flax]

a good day to be on eu

[hollow dome]

A good day to not grind because I’m waiting for the prestige

[late flax]

the pres 10 thing is fake i think

[hollow dome]

I’m reaching pres 3 wdym

[late flax]

oop i didnt know

congrats tho 🎉

[hollow dome]

I’m the one who made these guys actually

[late flax]

i wish they were real tho

i love the pres 8 color

i would not pres

[hollow dome]

I’d do

I loved how pres 10 ended up looking

I still prefer a red six instead of a purple six

[late flax]

omg can you start working for hive and make them real?

i wanna be orang

[hollow dome]

Wish I could work tho

But like hell I’m having a chance to enter Hive’s staff

[hollow dome]

Ppl say pres 10 should look rainbow but I kinda don’t like it

[patent void]

i feel like it'd be better with plain colours instead of texturing

[hollow dome]

Yeah

[hollow dome]

Like these ones I made

[patent void]

yeah

[mortal quail]

Very nice shots as always 🔥

[ Also mb, I'll reply to your dm in a few minutes ]

[opal lynx]

[late flax]

i think the rainbow fits better than the black tbh

[serene marsh]

[unique cosmos]

meow

[hollow dome]

I kinda prefer black imo

Also making the rainbow one was painful

[late flax]

i see but it looks pretty you did a good job

[unique cosmos]

hi anannannananaski

[late flax]

bye lyrics

[unique cosmos]

:(

[gritty bloom]

yes.

[hollow dome]

I’m on the black team tho

[plain lance]

tysm

[hollow dome]

I’m a very monochromatic guy

[unique cosmos]

anyime

[plain lance]

yippee;3

[haughty plaza]

@patent knoll congratulations on prestige 1

Also my bad for the ping

[frosty elm]

@hollow dome if u wait a few extra days ill grind and pres with yall but if u dont wanna i aint grindin

[hollow dome]

How many days r u talking abt

A date preferably

[gritty bloom]

bois

@hollow dome

[hollow dome]

Gj!

[timber mantle]

Let’s go goat 🔥

[hollow dome]

I’m also done btw

[timber mantle]

It was a fun journey

Of uh watching

[gritty bloom]

yeah cuz u did nothing im gifting u

JK

[timber mantle]

😭

[gritty bloom]

dawgman too goat for that

[timber mantle]

No

[north grove]

im finally done with this terrible game

[daring maple]

YEAHGHH LETSGO

[timber mantle]

Omg two goats

I’m very happy for all 4 of u guys 🩷

[gritty bloom]

imagine prestiging

[north grove]

idc about my level i did it for the cool clip with my friends

i didnt wanna be lame yk

[unique cosmos]

AHH CONGRATS

if you rmemeber me :3

gw goat

[north grove]

yeah from this morning

no this afternoon

[haughty plaza]

When prestige 5?

[unique cosmos]

you said 1pm for you i believe

[gritty bloom]

never

(when otx gets 300)

[hollow dome]

Remember

[haughty plaza]

So never

[hollow dome]

My limit is Sunday

[gritty bloom]

he has that

RIGHT @frosty elm ?

[hollow dome]

Sunday, if not, I’m out.

[daring maple]

@opaque wind u shoulda been thereee i invited u to a p

[gritty bloom]

fr

[mortal quail]

🔥🔥

[mortal quail]

W on Prestige !

[gritty bloom]

yessirrr

thats going in my montage btw

"Zeta for president" is such a LINE too

[frosty elm]

ill try

[gritty bloom]

you BETTER try

dont give me up or let me down

[frosty elm]

i wont

88 this game

[hollow dome]

Remember my presence is decided by this

[gritty bloom]

and DO NOT QUIT even if u feel like it

[gritty bloom]

yeah hes quitting at pres 3 100

so make it fast

[hollow dome]

If we don’t prestige by Sunday, I’ll do it alone

[sacred sonnet]

Watch him change it to tomorrow

[gritty bloom]

real

you better be w us asw

since ur max

unless no

[hollow dome]

Yeah it’d be great

And how many guys are confirmed to go?

[sacred sonnet]

It's Tuesday

[hollow dome]

@gritty bloom

[gritty bloom]

me you and eki 100%

otx yes

[hollow dome]

Alr

[gritty bloom]

maybe vfroy

so 5 ppl (my biggest prestige event ever)

[unique cosmos]

a

[hollow dome]

I truly don’t wanna waste more time

[gritty bloom]

if not 4

[hollow dome]

If not by Sunday 3

[sacred sonnet]

I wasted about 8k xp

[hollow dome]

I haven’t wasted xp

[gritty bloom]

enjoy the game bro

[opaque wind]

GG

[hollow dome]

I just kinda grind other games, pretty boring tho

[modern pike]

I gotta lock in and get to 100 too

[unique cosmos]

bruh crashing out

[serene marsh]

Nice!

[unique cosmos]

shut up kaylie

[serene marsh]

Shut up noah

[unique cosmos]

im kidding

oh nvm shut up

[serene marsh]

me too!

I was just kidding 😞

[unique cosmos]

be quiet

[serene marsh]

okay

[unique cosmos]

ty

[serene marsh]

:(

[unique cosmos]

:3