🕵・murder-mystery

[gritty bloom]

job application

[dusty pebble]

AHHHHH

Dude tou scared me

[gritty bloom]

[modern pike]

Just got heart palpitations reading that

[dusty pebble]

Almost had a heart attack

[mortal quail]

Job

Employment

[gritty bloom]

Outside

[dusty pebble]

AHHHHHH

[modern pike]

[gritty bloom]

Grass

[mortal quail]

Grass

[dusty pebble]

No more!

[modern pike]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[dusty pebble]

This is pain!!

[gritty bloom]

Shower

[mortal quail]

Fresh air

Workouts

[dusty pebble]

Fine let's see how you like it

Bills!!!

No food in fridge

[gritty bloom]

@marble mica you need this

[modern pike]

Careful theyre gonna lick your brain again

[mortal quail]

😭

[gritty bloom]

finna get muted but i have to

[mortal quail]

Paychecks

[dusty pebble]

Fine you win

Gtg imma get some.pizza

[gritty bloom]

Taxes

[dusty pebble]

Take care guys

😈

[modern pike]

Taxes💔💔

[mortal quail]

Pizza

Taxes ✨️

[gritty bloom]

Taxes

dan is the coin tax man

[marble mica]

Buddy I’m literally ripped

[modern pike]

😭😭

[gritty bloom]

ripped with we[JOKE REMOVED]

[mortal quail]

Careful, you'll summon him

[manic oriole]

wack

[gritty bloom]

hes taking a break

[mortal quail]

Average Hive friendship:

[mortal quail]

Yes, he's off playing Train Simulator

[dusty pebble]

Hello buddy

[gritty bloom]

irl

anyways

[mortal quail]

Of course, he hijacked a train

[gritty bloom]

time to worship the almighty @modern pike

[mortal quail]

"Local Philidelphian man steals locomotive"

[modern pike]

[mortal quail]

What is that emoji

[modern pike]

Thats me irl

[mortal quail]

Why does it have the thousand yard stare

Oh

[gritty bloom]

that is NOT you bro

[modern pike]

Hes seen alot

Dont mind him

[mortal quail]

😭

[gritty bloom]

but this is me:

[modern pike]

[mortal quail]

Since when was this creature added

Its summer

[gritty bloom]

i need a NAP rn

[gritty bloom]

[modern pike]

You need bedtime its 12am

[gritty bloom]

i do

but have you checked out my yo-

anyways

ima go not exist for a whike

[modern pike]

A mimir

[gritty bloom]

while*

[modern pike]

[fringe swan]

Mimimi

[dusty pebble]

I'm back!

[tough rampart]

hi back

[dusty pebble]

😭

Are you sure?

[gritty bloom]

yes i am quite eepy rn

[tough rampart]

no, I'm float

[gritty bloom]

float dont u dare say it

[dusty pebble]

😭

Bro stop

The puns are too much to handle

Wait what

[gritty bloom]

im such an eepy goober rn tbh

[dusty pebble]

Puns!?

Wth did I say that

[gritty bloom]

im a minor

anyways

[dusty pebble]

I mean get Waved at 👋

All fixed

[gritty bloom]

thats ironically worse

[dusty pebble]

Bro pls

[fringe swan]

[dusty pebble]

I just wanna be friendly

[gritty bloom]

gang it was a joke

[dusty pebble]

I can't tell anymore

AHHHHHHH

🚪

[gritty bloom]

ofc u cant, ur talkin to zeta

[fringe swan]

Didnt laugh

[tough rampart]

I could make a joke but

[dusty pebble]

Do it.

[tough rampart]

nope

[dusty pebble]

I wanna hear it

DO IT

[tough rampart]

nope

[gritty bloom]

no u dont

[dusty pebble]

Now!!

[tough rampart]

it's too corny for even me

[dusty pebble]

Fine ill make a joke

But some one has to say knock knock

[tough rampart]

whose there

[dusty pebble]

And then no

[dusty pebble]

No! Say it properly

[tough rampart]

it properly

[dusty pebble]

I hate you

[dusty pebble]

🫂 cool pfp tho

[tough rampart]

woah thanks

[fringe swan]

Knock knock

[brittle orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264794862042218497/1400990222887555142/720CT.mp4?ex=688ea552&is=688d53d2&hm=97f1efa20331acecf3f5ed81d5fa6304ea37355eb4d7e17d5e99e39f1f9a040e&

Ngl this 720 looked interesting as hell 😭

Idk how but the spin was just a dead start.

[tough rampart]

wow nice voice reveal bro

[mortal quail]

W

[brittle orbit]

Uh, the "nice" wasn't mine but my voice has technically been out for a bit xd

[tough rampart]

im not active enough to have heard clips ig

[brittle orbit]

Tbf it's been more recent ones, and most are in mm hall

Because theres curse words 😱

[tough rampart]

c-c-curse words???!?!?

[brittle orbit]

Yep

Also just checked but ur not in mm hall are you

[tough rampart]

nope

[brittle orbit]

Here lemme send an invite. It's pretty chill

It isnt? 😭

Ig to me it's not as bad as some others

Didn't know that tho

Why is there always a new mm server every time like naw

Goofy ash

[kindred warren]

@wraith pine denied you the kill

[manic oriole]

hello bro

[manic oriole]

you sound like a pillager

[brittle orbit]

😭

[tough rampart]

was thinking the same thing just not mean enough to say it😭

[mortal quail]

LMAO

[brittle orbit]

Tbf Idk how the hell I made that sound lmao

That is not normal bro 😭

Modulated ass sound man 💔

[digital helm]

😭😭😭

[dusty pebble]

🫂

[dusty pebble]

🫂

Don't let the goo steal your memories

[lapis moon]

Delay it all you need. as long as its suspiciously good as it says it is I won’t complain 👌

[haughty plaza]

I wont complain as along as they update the xp system

[manic oriole]

oops

sry eushdyf its been a long week 🫠

[lapis moon]

They’ll do that then add 5 extra prestige’s on top💀

[haughty plaza]

[wraith pine]

You goober

[kindred warren]

xdd

[kindred warren]

hopefully it doesn't affect my mm pack

[late flax]

me when i stub my toe :,<

but crazy shot

[serene marsh]

Hive is definitely adding more pres in mm update

[solid rover]

.

[sacred sonnet]

Thanks

[late flax]

i hope not 🙏

[opal lynx]

[late flax]

[orchid lichen]

[patent void]

intense camera shake

[frank dock]

[frank dock]

The dani

[digital helm]

[sacred sonnet]

Taco time

[digital helm]

real

[sacred sonnet]

The bell is the best part

[sacred sonnet]

I'll send later when I get some

[digital helm]

yippieee okay

[opal lynx]

[patent void]

i don't think they like the bell

[spice basin]

Are those stats any good?

[chilly wren]

I‘d say yeah

Would beat mine by a lot

[patent void]

no

[chilly wren]

You‘ve got less games, that doesn‘t count

[patent void]

oh yeah i forgot i got randomly shot i thought i had 100% win rate 💔

[spice basin]

Thankyouu

[chilly wren]

^^

[spice basin]

Better edr 🔥🔥

[patent void]

🔥🔥🔥

[chilly wren]

Can‘t compare, mine jus not that good

[spice basin]

Ur already max, so why would you care abt stats

[finite wave]

The win rate , the edr the murders are good

[chilly wren]

dunno

[spice basin]

Ur good lau

[spice basin]

Thankyouu

[patent void]

considering how rng this gamemode can get i don't see why people would care much about stats on it

[chilly wren]

I just kinda care bout lb

[spice basin]

If you get 5 edr and monthly top 1 wins at the same time, elon musk is gonna donate you 3 mil

Haters would say thats fake

[patent void]

i heard if you get 200kdr in sg and top 1 monthly you get 5 mill from mr beast

[opal lynx]

and I personally donate a full pizza

haters would also say thats fake

[patent void]

what kind of pizza

[opal lynx]

any

[chilly wren]

I‘ll add an crumpeled 5€

[patent void]

tuna bbq with banana slices?

[opal lynx]

bet

[spice basin]

Gotta main sg then 😔

[spice basin]

its starting to add up

[patent void]

im sorry to hear

i wouldnt wish that upon anyone

[spice basin]

That backfired on your behalf😭

[patent void]

i havent played it at all that much lately😭

ive been on mm and sw

[chilly wren]

I also wouldnt wish any germans to main mm

the german mm comunity is just… different in my opinion xD

[patent void]

german sg community:

[spice basin]

✂️

[chilly wren]

Yeah exactly

[spice basin]

Non existant

😭😭😭

[chilly wren]

Surely there is😭

We germans are everywhere on hive, noone is safe from us

no wait, that sounds wrong😭

[spice basin]

The word willkommen in ur about me is missing an l, unless you already know

[chilly wren]

I didnt notice that for half a year, crazy

ty 😭🙏

[spice basin]

All good

The good sides of being a perfectionist

[chilly wren]

yeah

[patent void]

ja

[little nymph]

[finite wave]

Not bad

[buoyant remnant]

age verification on Xbox ☠️

[opal lynx]

[gritty bloom]

shush

[buoyant remnant]

no it’s literally being put in place apparently

[waxen juniper]

OH NAH

bro wth is microsoft doing atp

[opal lynx]

xbox users LIKE Zeta must like it for sure

[buoyant remnant]

fr

the company is so corrupt this year it’s insane

[waxen juniper]

FR

[buoyant remnant]

like I have an 11 year old cousin who sometimes plays Minecraft with me and he’s gonna have to go through age verification lol

𐌊𐌌𐌔😭

[waxen juniper]

we're about to have parental controls on child accounts

[buoyant remnant]

I mean that’s always existed

[waxen juniper]

yeah but like

[opal lynx]

we got xbox age verification before gta 6

[buoyant remnant]

the world changing form before gta6

my grandpa went through ww2 now he’s gonna have to go through age verification

[patent void]

next they're gonna add age verification on fortnite

[buoyant remnant]

R.I.P.

Last time I played Fortnite was c3

[opal lynx]

next they're gonna add age verification on mm

[buoyant remnant]

Dear lord

[waxen juniper]

please do

[opal lynx]

wait pause, makes sense

[buoyant remnant]

wait how old is most of the mm player base, like if the defaults keep shooting random people as a sheriff

[waxen juniper]

not more than 12

[buoyant remnant]

haha

default Sherrifs think they’re so friggin tuff aiming their bow at everyone in the game

[buoyant remnant]

What do they expect when they shoot someone honestly

It’s like they want to die

[serene marsh]

if they weren

then whjy is update taking forever

[late flax]

idk they focus on other gamemodes 🤷‍♀️

[patent void]

this is me

[late flax]

thats actually a good idea

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah let’s get rid of the randoms who shoot everybody

[unique cosmos]

Hi ananasaki

[serene marsh]

Prestige 5 murder mystery player..m

Since you have prestige 5 why don't you go and prestige 5 skywars!

[buoyant remnant]

I’ll think about it

[serene marsh]

WHAT

I wasn't expecting that lol

I'm currently grinding bedwars 81

[spice basin]

Bro is not thinking about it😭

[late flax]

hi lyrics

im also thinking about playing more skywars i maxed it when lvl 40 was max and then never really played it again

[finite wave]

hi Bananasaki

[late flax]

hi mango

🥭

[finite wave]

everything mango

mango

🥭🥭🥭

[patent void]

bro watches yt shorts 🥀

[opal lynx]

[unique cosmos]

Yt shorts are the best

When is tt getting banned 🙏

[spice basin]

spotify reels>>

[spice basin]

Yt shorts is just insta and tt content but uploaded to yt lowkey

[sage rose]

Instagram better tho

YouTube is when bored

TokTik doesn’t deserve to be downloaded

I only downloaded it for the cape

And then uninstalled it

[patent void]

what are spotify reels

[sage rose]

Ads

[patent void]

oh yeah

[sage rose]

So called 30 minutes ad free break

[patent void]

i still don't get ads

[sage rose]

It only lasted 8 minutes

I don’t need to buy premium

[patent void]

ive had like a 4 month ad break

[sage rose]

I can just exit out and open Spotify again

[patent void]

and i use spotify free

[sage rose]

And repeat

[patent void]

literally what i used to do

[sage rose]

I can skip ads somehow

I can just slide the ad bar

And slide it to the end and the ad will be over

[unique cosmos]

Not for me it's mostly ytbers I watch

Just depends on recommended

[patent void]

peak app design

[spice basin]

Real

[spice basin]

Those music previews😭

[spice basin]

Youtube is good, but the shorts section has some interesting content

[cyan island]

[serene marsh]

[digital helm]

[tawdry plank]

[spice basin]

Finally

[serene marsh]

Good job!

[spice basin]

[gray vigil]

GG!

[granite musk]

Nicee, now prestige?

[spice basin]

yea

All over again

[granite musk]

Wish u the best on the prestige journey!

[spice basin]

Thankyou sir

[granite musk]

Yw

[gritty bloom]

L microsoft

[tawdry plank]

Niceee congratss

[spice basin]

Thankyouu

[unique cosmos]

[brittle ermine]

Can we please stop glazing castle town the map is not that good I promise

[nova flame]

Bruh

[river anchor]

never posted this xbox clip before, kinda neat

[little nymph]

Great for coins

[brittle orbit]

Actually smooth wth

[river anchor]

thanks man, i kinda shot the murderer in that clip

[fervent wasp]

Won on Toy House
Confronted my demons

[manic oriole]

[manic oriole]

Toyhouse is the best map

[spice basin]

Actually true

[fervent wasp]

True

[spice basin]

Playing on it gets boring

I cant stand it anymore😭

[fervent wasp]

If you have good reflexes (I do not)

[fervent wasp]

I just jump in the water as soon as the round starts loll

[spice basin]

😭

[fervent wasp]

Ain't nobody got time for that 😙

[spice basin]

Been enjoying museum and warehouse a lot

Goated maps imo

[brittle ermine]

That's the only reason I like it but when my quest it going through teleporters everyone starts voting for it

[little nymph]

😭💔

[spice basin]

The silliest in town

[cyan island]

we are actively collecting victims-- i mean people to join us

[spice basin]

😭😭😭

[cyan island]

currently like, eight of us

[little nymph]

[cyan island]

[opal lynx]

200

26 days no hive ranks

could be better

[spice basin]

God

I couldnt imagine playing without ultimate

3.5 xp per coin is very good

[opal lynx]

I have 3 xp with 10 day streak so

it goes somehow

legit 91-99 is longest, I'm slacking a lot

[digital helm]

hey that’s me ! the cat one

[cyan island]

[spice basin]

LMAO

i cba to do login streaks

Im just lazy i guess

[cyan island]

[digital helm]

[tawdry plank]

I want a friendgroup like this

[manic oriole]

That’s a new one

[manic oriole]

make one

[opal lynx]

too much coffee, case closed

[tawdry plank]

I am terrible in making friends that are active on hive 💔 T_T

[manic oriole]

then make one irl

ez

[cyan island]

you can join our server if you like

[digital helm]

🙂‍↕️

[tawdry plank]

I'd love to

[manic oriole]

a happy ending!

[worn thunder]

So beautiful

[tall chasm]

[undone dagger]

Did they change the xp bottle texture?? Or am I just that forgetful

[patent void]

wdym by change

oh

they mightve made it more shiny idk

[buoyant remnant]

they did it with the coins

couple of months ago

[sage rose]

My concern is as to why they typed so slow

[opal lynx]

still remembering the old "coins" back in the 2k20

[sage rose]

Cause he balls like that

That’s how I speak my English

It’s my second language

[buoyant remnant]

he’s just a immature child if anything, or if he isn’t a kid then he sure acts like one

[sage rose]

I know him irl 👀

He’s a chill person

[manic oriole]

hes def like 13 and lives below the equator

[buoyant remnant]

lol there’s not much of a difference it’s just his mentality lol

about how he acts and stuff

[marble mica]

I feel personally attacked with the below the equator diss 😔

[manic oriole]

all the best countries and russia are above the equator

jkjk south africa is great

[marble mica]

Australia on top 🔥

[manic oriole]

literally on the bottom

[marble mica]

Nuh uh buddy!!!

[manic oriole]

if u look at a globe its right there next to the bit where the globe attaches to the stand

[sage rose]

Let’s talk about eso hotel plants and how they’re op and better looking than the other plants on the other maps

[marble mica]

That’s what makes it great

It’s different 🔥

[sage rose]

You’re upside down for me

[manic oriole]

difference isn't always a good thing

ebola is different too

[marble mica]

Well different in a good way

[manic oriole]

ah

when did the convo switch from australia to pizza?

[sage rose]

It never did

It was always about plants

[manic oriole]

oh yall think australia is good

name one good thing about it

[marble mica]

The people

[manic oriole]

ok name another

[marble mica]

Like true aussies

[manic oriole]

exactly there isn't one

[marble mica]

AFL

[manic oriole]

the people there r funny tho

[manic oriole]

rugby is ass

[marble mica]

That’s not rugby 😭

[manic oriole]

play football like a normal person

[manic oriole]

idc

american football >>

[marble mica]

We got soccer/football here a lot asw

[manic oriole]

yea but its all bad

yall have like 2 good players

[marble mica]

I mean like soccer ovals on the street

Wait

Not on the street 😭

You get what I mean

[manic oriole]

ah, the solution to overpopulation

make the soccer field have a street in the middle

anyways toyhouse is the best map ty for attending my ted talk

[marble mica]

Nectar lake solos

[manic oriole]

L ragebait

[marble mica]

In all honesty fairy garden is a W map

[pulsar oxide]

the bow didnt shoot and it almost killed me ._.

[manic oriole]

I don’t hate it but I also refuse to interact with the smaller pot

I just stay in the big one

[daring maple]

that happens to me all the time it's so annoying

[pulsar oxide]

[daring maple]

I legit died last game because of it 💀

[pulsar oxide]

[hollow saddle]

That shake was so relatable

„Where‘d my arrow go?“

[pulsar oxide]

i guess splodger ate it or something

[spice basin]

Bow glitch + ping

Deadly combo i must say

Lil hint if u didnt know but if u got high ping its best to keep the bow in ur hand

[little nymph]

minor heart attack

[pulsar oxide]

fr

[pulsar oxide]

yeah probably

[buoyant remnant]

Why is there so many new-gen lvl 600s lol

[hollow saddle]

Oh theyre pretty good

[serene marsh]

a cheater too

🙂‍↕️

[hollow dome]

Idk pal ||I suck||

[spice basin]

Theyre cheating?

[serene marsh]

mhm

[opal lynx]

wait wat

[spice basin]

Nahh

Noway

[opal lynx]

thought the guy just sweating

[spice basin]

Stats are good but not like crazy

[serene marsh]

hes kinda blatant about iit

at least when i see him in my games

[unique cosmos]

I love chickentacos

[little nymph]

Is there a clear way to tell someones cheating

[unique cosmos]

Iv watched many replays of chickentacos and he's always very blatant

[opal lynx]

bro told me to log off cause I was topping him from lb 🥀

[spice basin]

Murdertool?

[unique cosmos]

Yes

[spice basin]

aw man

[unique cosmos]

Keep it going

[spice basin]

Ur just better

[little nymph]

How can you tell tho like
What do they even do

Like randomly stop running a direction?

[serene marsh]

prefired from arround corners

mostly

[opal lynx]

I'm not pushing it so much now, don't have a free month so, just chilling for now

[spice basin]

Nah thats just gamesense-

[unique cosmos]

Well one I watched, once he got his bow he ran straight to the murderer, and shot them

[serene marsh]

he'll also go to coins at spots he shouldnt even see from

[unique cosmos]

Lmao he always does that on castle town

He goes for coins behind the top wall

[opal lynx]

coins are actually predictable

I use max sound for them

rising bar to 100 on the settings

[serene marsh]

but ii mean he'll be on one side and go for ones on the other side running right toward it

[opal lynx]

A

[spice basin]

Even then, sometimes sounds play tricks on you

Its annoying somtimes

[serene marsh]

i dont even play with game sound

[opal lynx]

sometimes it just doesn't play, that's annoying

[little nymph]

😭😭🔥

[spice basin]

Thats fair

But it can help actually

I just play with 60% music

[serene marsh]

me rn

[spice basin]

[unique cosmos]

Music or sound

Minecraft music slaps but not literally Everytime I play

[opal lynx]

minecraft music on mm

[spice basin]

Music and sound 100

[serene marsh]

i cant do both cus itll make me crash out cus ill get confused

[opal lynx]

vibe

[spice basin]

😭

[opal lynx]

real

[spice basin]

Wait

Have i seen u in my lobbies before

Or am i dreaming

[little nymph]

Prob

[opal lynx]

I have absolutely no idea honestly

I don't look at lobbies

just at the game

I do yt stuff on timer

[spice basin]

Fair tbh

Second monitor on youtube for the attention span to suffer

[little nymph]

🔥🔥

and the phone too
Scrolling inbetween

[spice basin]

N my ipad

n my nintendo switch

N my 3ds

[little nymph]

😭

[unique cosmos]

Cult

[cyan island]

no fr

[gritty bloom]

Yall better not be planning to target me...

[cyan island]

[spice basin]

That Lobby looks like na to me

You can tell by the carpet

[cyan island]

yes it is

[spice basin]

I knew it

Eu has white carpet

In the top right

[cyan island]

does it?

[spice basin]

Yes (no)

[opal lynx]

I can

[gritty bloom]

dont you dare... or else...

i know what you dont want, hive ranks

[opal lynx]

oh

I get it

umm

forgot bro knows the feeling

my bad

[patent void]

i heard you wanted hive plus

[opal lynx]

you heard nothing

[opal lynx]

eu region at its finest

W ui actually

[gritty bloom]

yeah it SUCKS

i got gifted too

[lavish python]

:Þ

[gritty bloom]

GHOSTI HAI :3

[lavish python]

HALLOO :3

[gritty bloom]

u down for some nightly mm? (maybe with vc perchance? :>)

[little nymph]

😭😭😭

[little nymph]

Wait whaa

Theres no way

[little nymph]

Im slow

💀

[opal lynx]

I'm legit doing a request to revert if something like that happens

with a signups and stuff

[unique cosmos]

A murderers dream, everyone in one place literally lined up just for them

[lavish python]

Perhaps

[buoyant remnant]

this guy bhops in lobby lol

[cyan island]

we're taking a screenie in a cs

[digital helm]

it’s so funny cuz it wasn’t even one of us 😭

[digital helm]

[cyan island]

i meant to send this in the server 😭

theres like six (maybe more) of us but they're not on

[void oak]

i actually also wear the bear costume as you see me in the hero

[cyan island]

atp it’s a cat cult

[plain lance]

jellyfish

[buoyant remnant]

awww I was waiting for someone to kill you all :<

anyways that scenario only happens once every 4 months lmao

[buoyant remnant]

he cheats? I’ve only seen him once or twice in lobby

[serene marsh]

Yea

[gritty bloom]

@marble olive u down to be there for my prestige? (pres 5)

[marble olive]

Oo sure, im afk rn but lmk when it is 🫡

[gritty bloom]

alr ||atrovell||

currently at 491, so ill be at 500 in 3 days time

prestige will prob be at a later date [unknown]

[marble olive]

Sweet, send me a dm when you’ve got the date down

[hollow dome]

Yay

[brittle orbit]

Don't do 200mph spins in the hive if you're game runs at a low fps 🥀🥀🥀

[hollow dome]

Rip

[brittle orbit]

Second half of the clip looks like I'm not spinning cause I enabled a frame cap of 30 fps

This is straight up a buggy ass hive anti-cheat thing

[hollow dome]

When should I finish my last level

I can’t tomorrow for obvious reasons

🥳🎉🎂

[haughty plaza]

You bday is a day before mine

If it is your tmr

[deep mirage]

We will never get it

Update will never come

[hollow dome]

Yes

[haughty plaza]

Ok

[shrewd creek]

My first false ban happened only because I was just simply collecting the iron and gold from the generator

[brittle orbit]

Damn. Hate to see it

[shrewd creek]

Precisely

[shrewd creek]

It just stinks that those who cheat aren't banned while those who are legit keep being falsely banned one way or another and repeatedly

[brittle orbit]

Someone I was talking with mentioned this exact situation. It's real bad rn

[shrewd creek]

How sad 😢

[manic oriole]

lol

[brittle orbit]

😭

[manic oriole]

they ban u for that but then when they see a blatant xrayer the let it ride

[brittle orbit]

Legit banned for spinning bro

[brittle orbit]

Exactly

Atp we need to make our own mm 🥀🥀🥀

[manic oriole]

to quote someone cool, "this made me giggle bro"

[manic oriole]

frfr

[brittle orbit]

I bet his name starts with an S

[manic oriole]

maybe

[brittle orbit]

*eushdyf

thats actually my full name 🔥

[manic oriole]

dont leak that

[brittle orbit]

Ah my bad

I censored it

[manic oriole]

its ok i wont tell anyone

[brittle orbit]

Thanks, *AnAbsurdName

Wait mb

[manic oriole]

😭

still not right

there ya go

[kindred warren]

meow

[brittle orbit]

Wow I caught one then 2 mistakes, one intentional, one not

Good god

[manic oriole]

on gravy good chap 🙏

[brittle orbit]

🥶

Bruh

wrong emoj-

[manic oriole]

@marble mica translate

[brittle orbit]

Bro honestly, if there was a better version of hive mm rn that'd be awesome sauce

[manic oriole]

its called hypixel

bc they use arrows the trickshots go even crazier

[brittle orbit]

Ngl I prefer the straight-line zapper, BUT I do think the zapper needs some sort of travel time

yk, instead of immediately teleporting to where you aimed

Seems a bit op tbh

[manic oriole]

imma be so honest I think zappers are fine as they are murd just needs more tools

like right clicking the ender eye should give all innos the glowing thing from java where it outlines u

[brittle orbit]

Yeah that too. I think at least idk, 10-20 milliseconds of travel time would be fine

[brittle orbit]

Yeah hive would have to custom code that in unfortunately

Java at least has the glow effect in the base game

I do think the compass should just.. point to the nearest inno

It'd be real easy tbh

[manic oriole]

Doable and imo worth

[kindred warren]

zappers are hitscan

[manic oriole]

Multi-floor maps

[brittle orbit]

Yeah Ik

[brittle orbit]

Ah. Yeah I forgot abt that

[kindred warren]

would've been silly if the range is increased

(/j)

so i could just snipe

[brittle orbit]

💀

[manic oriole]

Unironically they should put the range back to 35 blocks like how it was before

[brittle orbit]

New max distance 360 and 720 would go crazy

[kindred warren]

"wave goodbye to yer head"

[brittle orbit]

Yep

Yk it's funny how much I've messed with some people as murd

They'll be all the way across the map in say, castle town and try to shoot me when I know full well it's out of range

It's better when they arent sheriff and waste their shot 😭

[lavish python]

I like scaring new players by pretending to be the mur

[brittle orbit]

😭

I like nearly losing it when new players shoot me for no reason when I'm inno

😃

[lavish python]

Beep boop

[manic oriole]

thats so messed up

[marble mica]

Basically he’s saying that wintate is better than elims and coins combined

[lavish python]

But it’s funnyyyyy

[raven sinew]

interesting

[hollow dome]

My first false ban happened due to lagback issues

Here, I did appeal tho, winning the case

[lavish python]

That was funny

[serene marsh]

dam somone is alr lev 90

[manic oriole]

[manic oriole]

Ur giving toddlers lifelong trauma

Thank goodness mm doesn’t have voice chat

[vale seal]

hopefully.. if you do go appeal it, that goes best, prison cannot keep a skilled person down for long, right word's? unsure

[vale seal]

I'd hate to imagine what would be said, probably would care to have it turned off, like chat too

[marble mica]

It would be hella funny tho

[vale seal]

blasting music... what would go good but terrifying for people to hear

[sweet kettle]

it is

[manic hatch]

W BIO.

@marble mica nice bio

[marble mica]

🔥

[peak forge]

W this was so clean

[river anchor]

ty man

[finite relic]

W sshot

[river anchor]

tyty

[nova flame]

Hmmmm

[gritty bloom]

We should on the same day (or the day after it depends)

[little nymph]

Cant even clock whats happening and youve already shot the guy

Wild

[timber mantle]

Sozuqo is a goat 🩷

[buoyant remnant]

Fire

[buoyant remnant]

I did this on hive aop with really high dpi and I was put on the error screen lol

[buoyant remnant]

that’s bugrock with their trash animations

[gritty bloom]

so am i like smh u csnt forget me

[brittle orbit]

Daymn

Smooth as hell

[brittle orbit]

Ofc it is

[brittle orbit]

No, he's an Irish man. Get it right 😟

[brittle orbit]

Yeah I didnt make my dpi higher but this also works by setting the framerate low. I managed to get it on 30 fps, then got bannee/kicked even faster at 20 fps 😭

[timber mantle]

U r a uh

Canadian

[plain lance]

did someone say canada

[timber mantle]

@gritty bloom

He owns Canada

[plain lance]

does he own me then

[timber mantle]

Yes you are his property

[plain lance]

[timber mantle]

Anyways go back to gw mm is not for us 💔

[plain lance]

i think im better at mm then gw

[timber mantle]

Ur better at everything

Ur skill is too good to be true

[plain lance]

ur right im not real

[timber mantle]

😭

U r a legend

[plain lance]

i mean what can i say chat im just the best

[timber mantle]

Yes

🔥

[plain lance]

i could easily solo the whole gw comm

trust

[timber mantle]

Yes

I’ve seen

[plain lance]

like 40-2

[timber mantle]

Too good

Teach me ur ways

[plain lance]

the best ever

i have stick drift

u need that

[timber mantle]

Me too

[plain lance]

well ur all prepared

[timber mantle]

Yay

[plain lance]

now u just need to lock in

[timber mantle]

I haven’t played in a month

[plain lance]

wait frl

[timber mantle]

Ye

[plain lance]

last month was so active i wasn't paying attention rly but i would've thought u were partying a lot ngl

[timber mantle]

Nope

💔

[plain lance]

damn lock in💔

[timber mantle]

I’ll try

[plain lance]

do u not enjoy it anymore or sum😔😔

[timber mantle]

No I love gw I was just super busy

😔

[plain lance]

its summer!!😭

[timber mantle]

Summer is my busy time

I had nyc ballet auditions and allat

😔

[plain lance]

okay thats so cool n valid 😭😭

[timber mantle]

😭

[plain lance]

gw grinding can def wait but fr

LOCK in girl

[timber mantle]

I’ll tryyy

[plain lance]

i believe in u frlfrl

[timber mantle]

I’m scared to see how bad I have become

[timber mantle]

Tyy

[plain lance]

you're probably better ngl

[timber mantle]

No

Ive been bad

[plain lance]

no ur the goat 😻😻

[timber mantle]

Nope

They only say that bc they feel bad

[gritty bloom]

you made that weird

how dare u

[timber mantle]

LOL

[plain lance]

ive played w u too tho💔

[timber mantle]

Ik I didn’t get any kills

[plain lance]

u looked like u were tho

n thats all that mattwrs

[timber mantle]

I wasn’t

[plain lance]

i wasn't either ngl

[timber mantle]

So a noob was carrying?

[plain lance]

i think it was moon n levi

[timber mantle]

Oh rightttt

I miss moonskylar

😭

[plain lance]

did just disappeared

she*

[timber mantle]

Ik

💔

[plain lance]

it was lowk kinda weird😭

[timber mantle]

Yeah

I wanted her to sign my forehead

[plain lance]

what

[timber mantle]

She’s the goat

[plain lance]

ive heard😔

[timber mantle]

I needed her autograph

💔

[plain lance]

i missed my chance☹️

[timber mantle]

Same

[plain lance]

now we'll never get it

[timber mantle]

Yeah

[plain lance]

kinda heartbreakon rn💔

[timber mantle]

😔

[plain lance]

maybe someone can convince her to come back❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[timber mantle]

Yeah

She’s still online I think

[plain lance]

she deleted her dc

[timber mantle]

On hive

[plain lance]

oh yea i think i saw her maxing build or something idk

[timber mantle]

Ye

She’s becoming the best Asia gw goat

[plain lance]

asia is hard 😔

[timber mantle]

Fr 💔

She sacrificed her ping for me

[plain lance]

i sacrificed mine for her💔

[timber mantle]

😭

[plain lance]

i was supposed to be helping her max but shes lowkey better than me so😻🙏🏼

was fun tho😭

[timber mantle]

loll she is her own carry

Too good

I am no builder I suck

[plain lance]

i cant play bb it makes me sleepy

but shes like actually surprisingly good idk i was confused

[timber mantle]

Yes bb has been getting boring 💔

[timber mantle]

She’s naturally good at everything

[plain lance]

its so slowwww 😔

[timber mantle]

I envy her

[timber mantle]

Real 😭

[plain lance]

its crazy honestly 😭

[timber mantle]

I’d pay to breathe the same air as her

I’d pay anything

[plain lance]

i think we all would❤️‍🩹

[timber mantle]

True

🩷

[plain lance]

shes the goat theres no1 else like her on the hive server

[timber mantle]

Real

[plain lance]

everyone should pray to her fr

[timber mantle]

Thats the first thing I’d do when I see her online

Moonskylarism

[plain lance]

frl

[buoyant remnant]

Did u appeal

[brittle orbit]

Well I had sent a screenshot of me getting unbanned but yk how hive discord is

I was unbanned pretty quickly tbh

It was a whole ass week ban for spinning though 💀

[buoyant remnant]

Oh real 😭💀

[pseudo wagon]

the anticheat is flawless and does not false ban anybody ever

[buoyant remnant]

fairy garden and nectar lake are like the 2 easiest maps to get kicked

[pseudo wagon]

do they just ban anybody who head-hitters

[buoyant remnant]

like I gained a loss on my statistics from hive

they kicked me from jumping on the honey block

[pseudo wagon]

💀

[buoyant remnant]

on fairy garden

where the houses and the mailboxes are

[buoyant remnant]

anyways gimme that pc :<

[pseudo wagon]

it's vamoy's clip, i want his pc too </3

[buoyant remnant]

does he have fairly good ping

[pseudo wagon]

he does

he gets like 40 to hive from southern usa

i get 40 and i'm in eastern canada close to where hive's hosted 😭

hive anticheat has Never made a mistake.

all good

[buoyant remnant]

I said what I did lol

pretty much the whole entirety of fairy garden has the honey blocks

you just walk onto it and jump on it

then it kicks u gives u an error screen

[hollow dome]

Alr

[buoyant remnant]

you’re like one of the first people ever to tell me to report a bug lol, I do report bugs and literally nobody else does lol

because the bugs still carry on for decades

and years

[waxen juniper]

thats hive for ya

[buoyant remnant]

plus searching up a bug solution online is really difficult lol

cuz ofc people gonna be getting the bugs and acting like it’s normal

so they won’t submit anything

Classic community for ya

like when are they actually gonna fix the bow and throwable bugs, aswell with reach and hit reg and all of the other stuff

[buoyant remnant]

you’re right lol

yeah

[buoyant remnant]

Like for the bow example, when you try and shoot someone it just pulls the bow, like I’ve turned around so many times to shoot the murderer and my bow would just pull and in confusion I’d spin in circles. Another glitch I’ve noticed is the throwable and bow cooldown glitch, the time feels extended for atleast another 20 seconds which isn’t normal at all, and lastly hitreg (I prolly forgot 1 bug) hitreg on hive is so ass like you don’t know how many times I’ve hit someone with a sword like 80 times just for it to not register and I’d get shot easily

That’s the exact spot where I was kicked

[buoyant remnant]

like someone was waiting for their throwable cooldown to finish and they expected it to be in their hands, so when they tried using it on the murderer it was still on cooldown lol so they were just punching at a player with their fist

and then got shot easily

[nova flame]

Hmmmm

[buoyant remnant]

bugs like this shouldn’t be normalised cuz it’s clearly looking like it

[pseudo wagon]

flawless anticheat, as i said.

clip the replay and appeal

[buoyant remnant]

it happened to someone on nectar lake couple of months ago lol

And people still calling it bedrock edition 💔

[pseudo wagon]

so let's note this down

you get banned for:
jumping on a honey block
jumping off stairs
jumping underneath a leaf block

[opal lynx]

it's polished slab not leaf*

[buoyant remnant]

climbing up scaffolding

👍

[opal lynx]

A

[gritty bloom]

this guy has some very sad stats

[buoyant remnant]

I’m getting 1k elims at 4k games lol

[opal lynx]

what is that vmyf person btw

[pseudo wagon]

a tooler

[buoyant remnant]

they’re xray hacker apparently

[opal lynx]

like how is he not expelled yet

[hollow dome]

My stats in a nutshell ):

[pseudo wagon]

they've gone over 2 whole prestiges tooling the entire time and haven't gotten banned yet

[opal lynx]

I can handle many cheaters, even more experienced players but that vmyf exception is something else

[gritty bloom]

but better

[pseudo wagon]

i bet they'll max before they get banned, if they even get banned at all lol

[gritty bloom]

sobbing in 34k games played

[pseudo wagon]

@gritty bloom you gotta get 2.00 edr alltime

[buoyant remnant]

I’m pretty sure that guy shot me past the wall when he didn’t see me like he saw my hitbox through a wall

it was some hive default skin with a sweaty username

[pseudo wagon]

if you manage to get into his game without him rqing and also get murderer, he makes himself really obvious

[buoyant remnant]

it was 4 letters like vmyf

[opal lynx]

I mean that's for sure he has hitboxes, but didn't met through wall accident

[pseudo wagon]

but weirdly, his base strategy is actually good for edr. he avoids everybody as much as possible. he seems like he knows what he's doing on top of his tool

[gritty bloom]

I would if i didnt die to nons so often

[pseudo wagon]

valid

[buoyant remnant]

I mean I avoid everyone when I’m sheriff partly because being sheriff is scary lol and the amount of times I’ve randomly walked into the murderer

[pseudo wagon]

i'd have 10+ edr on monthly if i didn't just spend several hours queuing with vamoy

[opal lynx]

it's nothing hard if you play on low level lobby, he just uses tools, that's why I cannot handle that person

[pseudo wagon]

yeah true

[buoyant remnant]

1 edr is still average though isn’t it

[pseudo wagon]

1 maybe, not 10

[buoyant remnant]

yeah 10 isn’t average at all

one time I got lucky and had like 7 edr cuz I played 5 games and shot the murd within those game

[pseudo wagon]

i got 7 yesterday, felt really good

[buoyant remnant]

nice

The only reason I get losses is cuz castle town exists

[pseudo wagon]

my daily is abysmal now, like 1.2 i think, but i've spent the entire night/day queuing with vamoy and playing against other good players

[pseudo wagon]

valid

[buoyant remnant]

did you see me like at all last night then

[pseudo wagon]

i think i did once or twice?

[buoyant remnant]

Oh

[pseudo wagon]

we swapped between na and eu a fair bit

[buoyant remnant]

oh yeah I’m eu

😭

[pseudo wagon]

off topic, but i kind of wonder what caused me to get banned

like

was it the stairs or the head hitter, and why

[buoyant remnant]

like did you atleast appeal

[gritty bloom]

mine is pushing 0.5 alltime

[pseudo wagon]

i sent in my appeal almost an hour ago; waiting on a reply now

[buoyant remnant]

Alright

they’ll accept it

[pseudo wagon]

oh actually? that's really good

wasn't it like 0.34 not too long ago?

[buoyant remnant]

Mine is 0.41😭

[pseudo wagon]

😭

[buoyant remnant]

like why does my edr go from 0.30 then 0.4 then 0.41

[pseudo wagon]

mine's 1.65/1.66 i believe

[buoyant remnant]

0.40 edr is really good within 50thoidand games

[gritty bloom]

0.32, on the way to 0.33 by tmr w good aim