🕵・murder-mystery

[undone dagger]

Basically its a chasers.

[true inlet]

you're an unlockable cosmetic??

[undone dagger]

No- yes thunder, precisely, I am an unlockable HiveMC cosmetic.

[true inlet]

i dont see "friends" as a category in the mm locker menu

surely that wont get dmed to me out of context

[undone dagger]

Ya, its a new command, very weird. You have to do /f invite chqsrZ

[true inlet]

chqsrZ's friend list is full!

i must not be a high enough level

[undone dagger]

Hold

[true inlet]

[undone dagger]

Try

[true inlet]

one day my thvndershockedcat messages will be higher than your dm for vc tw na ones

[undone dagger]

Trust

[undone dagger]

Zenzizenzizenzic

[manic oriole]

lol

[rapid galleon]

BESTIE

[undone dagger]

Hi seyokuu

[sacred sonnet]

Listen to music while hitting 360s

[undone dagger]

I can do the first thing but not the second

[sacred sonnet]

180s

[quasi raft]

naw why the otx clan ducking me

wazzup wit dat

[undone dagger]

We’ll see abt that

[quasi raft]

why ya ducking a solo person

ya dat scared?

[manic oriole]

bestie

Dms

[rapid galleon]

i didd

[undone dagger]

Hai

[rapid galleon]

hi

[undone dagger]

Hyd

Been a whiel

While*

[rapid galleon]

fine u

[undone dagger]

Good!

Thanks!

[wraith tundra]

Hahaha fr though

[half topaz]

Nice why good?

[gritty bloom]

[solid rover]

I'm shocked by the players on Europe

[low obsidian]

mhm

[river shoal]

😭

[solid rover]

??

[stone pike]

nah 😭

[solid rover]

What's funny?

[stone pike]

nothing??

what

[solid rover]

I don't find it funny

Cheaters play

[stone pike]

i get dumber and dumber every time i enter the chats of this server

[solid rover]

Ohhh

[sick mauve]

average eu sighting

[gritty bloom]

You have 4 months to live.

[quasi raft]

@gritty bloom @frosty elm why ya ducking me???

[gritty bloom]

ur tryna force me to 1v1 u bro aint nobody gonna 😭

[quasi raft]

whos forcing

[gritty bloom]

go look in #⛅・skywars if u want that

[quasi raft]

im asking

naw

ya cant 1v1 a low lvl???

bunz frl

[gritty bloom]

This is what i mean

ur tryna pressure ppl to 1v1

thats not happenin

go look in a pvp channel

Im sure youll get humbled there

[quasi raft]

no ones pressuring no one

if u feel like dat den ion kno what to tell u

plus u said

no anyways

so ill let it b

but otx gotta see me

simple

[gritty bloom]

Ur cooked if u 1v1 otx

[quasi raft]

naw

[gritty bloom]

Dawg he makes me float faily

daily*

[quasi raft]

so what ?

thats u not me

u dont know the type of skill lvl im on

came from Java so ik what im doing

i can take on 2 members from that group

[solid rover]

Yeah

What a pity that people who often have skins of small stature with outstretched arms and nicknames that are random letters are cheaters

[river anchor]

had to kinda make jose's bad edits even worse

[digital cliff]

the guy tried targeting me too. cheeky goblin. still got 180d

[river anchor]

😭

[gritty bloom]

"Jose edits but with skill"

[buoyant remnant]

I can’t even see his win rate

[buoyant remnant]

lol real

forgot to add “teamers” on that sentence too

[solid rover]

Well, I don't know.

I saw you today

And your friend too

[buoyant remnant]

I wasn’t on today

really

just at midnight

[buoyant remnant]

who was the other friend

abdo?

[cyan island]

😭 (but a reaction so ignore the ping)

[hazy lily]

😭😭😭😭

[sacred sonnet]

Chat

[digital helm]

hi eki

[sacred sonnet]

hi beeboy

[cyan island]

POOKS

[digital helm]

PRETTY GIRL

[sacred sonnet]

Keldeo

[quasi raft]

😭

[boreal jewel]

is jose out here clipping easy bots

nah this guy

[undone heron]

Name of texture pack pls

[buoyant remnant]

Never heard of them

[sacred sonnet]

Pokemon

[buoyant remnant]

Oh

What

Did u reply to the wrong person

[sacred sonnet]

No

[buoyant remnant]

Then I’m confused

[sacred sonnet]

Keldeo afk... Sythermaster

Aka*

[nova flame]

Hmmmmm

[buoyant remnant]

oooh alright

I feel motivated to go on my alt and start doing 360s again

[digital cliff]

@river anchor pretty decent ones

[buoyant remnant]

is that ur clips

their pretty mid ngl

[digital cliff]

give me respect bro im on controller

[buoyant remnant]

Alright

😔

wait I thought u was pc

[digital cliff]

ur good

[digital cliff]

nah always on con

[buoyant remnant]

Oh righ

[digital cliff]

yeah man

[buoyant remnant]

Aiming on controller pretty hard ngl

[digital cliff]

yep

[buoyant remnant]

idk why but when I’m on controller I get 10 coins faster than kbm

Might be cuz of my position with my gameplay

[digital cliff]

i hate the default crosshair on it

it makes it more difficult

[buoyant remnant]

wait u on xbox

[digital cliff]

yeah

[buoyant remnant]

cuz the sound delay explains it ngl

when stuff goes silent

like how I collect coins and it doesn’t play a default sound

[digital cliff]

i download my clips from the xbox app

[buoyant remnant]

oh

[digital cliff]

it's pretty stupid

[buoyant remnant]

yeah

happens in sumo too

[digital cliff]

ill be getting elims but not hearing ding sounds

[buoyant remnant]

like the hits don’t play a noise or don’t work and register properly

[buoyant remnant]

yea same

[digital cliff]

mechanics on this game is booty

[buoyant remnant]

fr

Preferred pink glitch ngl

[digital cliff]

plenty of bugs need to be fixed

[buoyant remnant]

could actually play the game without getting confused

🙏

[buoyant remnant]

yeah like hit registeration

[digital cliff]

when im dead, the game switches me to a george floyd looking ahh default

[buoyant remnant]

my WiFi holds at like 35mbps or smth

[buoyant remnant]

LOL real

[digital cliff]

yhh that's even worse for me since im maining na 😭

[buoyant remnant]

na is lag for me

why Xbox is ass

[digital cliff]

relatable 😔

[digital cliff]

because microsoft doesn't care abt u, they care abt robbing ur pockets

[buoyant remnant]

like my Xbox network got worse, got a New.Gen console and my old one was less bugged 😭 sure the fan used to sound like a get engine when the chunks would load but it was somehow better

jet*

[buoyant remnant]

Real

[digital cliff]

lmao

[buoyant remnant]

With like connection it was better

[digital cliff]

i play on the s

[buoyant remnant]

Yo tlit yk zhzqiii

[digital cliff]

getting my series x really soon

[digital cliff]

familiar w the name

what abt them?

[buoyant remnant]

Oh

yeah they got perma banned from Xbox live

[buoyant remnant]

series s or Xbox one s

[digital cliff]

why

[digital cliff]

one s unfortunately

[buoyant remnant]

For calling out foxxers

[digital cliff]

im somehow surviving w it

[digital cliff]

wild 😭

[buoyant remnant]

yeah he got muted cuz of it

Forever

[buoyant remnant]

Honestly booted up my Xbox one for the first time after a year and it got worse cuz it was so behind on updates

[digital cliff]

damn

[buoyant remnant]

But no literally mm felt bugged on my Xbox one

[digital cliff]

relatable. mines very slow w practically everything

[buoyant remnant]

after like Christmas 2023 I started experiencing mm bugs and Microsoft glitches

I used to get like 100 or 200 elims in 2 days or 3

Even tested smth and I got like 100 kills in under 5 minutes on a different server but a year later got like 20 kills in 5 mins

I think I was in a match with like 20 people

Yeah I’ve played games like the bridge and the bows have just stopped working like the arrow wouldn’t go through 😭

[digital cliff]

there's so many problems that hive will never fix

[buoyant remnant]

yeah like hive hasn’t even fixed the mm glitches with the role choosing

[digital cliff]

to this day, i still get the bow glitch where my projectile wouldn't even shoot

[digital cliff]

unfortunately

[buoyant remnant]

cuz everyone has a sword in around half a second, so it just proves that all of the percentages and chances of being murd was a lie

like ts bug been out since like August 2024

[digital cliff]

😔

im trying to get maxed rn

before i can take a break

wait

[buoyant remnant]

I remember when you’d kill someone in mm and there would be a bunch of yellow Steve’s in the same environment, and when you’d be the murd you’d kill people and their grave would look like this for a millisecond

[digital cliff]

daily kinda booty but trying to get 67 today

[buoyant remnant]

Nice

[digital cliff]

remember those times 😭

[buoyant remnant]

Why was it a lot easier back then

yk what I think I’m trying too much in mm like I keep losing cuz I have the complete mindset to just 360 people when you don’t get them all the time

[digital cliff]

it was easier because the playerbase back then were less dumb compared to now. updates completely ruined it overtime

[buoyant remnant]

that could explain it

Makes it worse when there’s skilled teamers who just absolutely target and obliterate you

[digital cliff]

i used to be one myself in 2021-2022 lol

[buoyant remnant]

same

but I learnt from my mistakes

[digital cliff]

i got banned for it twice

[buoyant remnant]

Wait

I got a clip on my old Xbox on tiktok and the obs is ass

I rec it on my phone

[digital cliff]

😭😭

i actually might have an old funny clip

ur gonna laugh

remember having sm1 tried targeting but i had einstein iq during that game

[buoyant remnant]

2021💀

[digital cliff]

im disappointed in myself for always maining office

such a horrible map

took me a long time to realise that

[buoyant remnant]

Ofc it’d be those random usernames for example: “ChronicTooth” and then when they’d start to play hive they’d change their name to like “ZEusjfp” and they’d wear an emo skin 💀

[digital cliff]

i used to do stuff like that on my insta 😭

[buoyant remnant]

was honestly goat on controller

But sensitivity was ass since you were using a joystick

And slow

[digital cliff]

tragic

[digital cliff]

i missed those 200 sensitivity

want it back asap. id be doing more 180s instead of long distance shots

[sacred sonnet]

What yall know about the Sega Saturn with its 500 sensitivity

[buoyant remnant]

honestly didn’t realise what I was doing at the time lol but now I just find my username Iconic

Wait tilt wanna party mm?

[river anchor]

that was me mocking him lmao

[river anchor]

quite nice, good stuff man

[buoyant remnant]

u finally got good pc?

[river anchor]

yeah

[buoyant remnant]

nice

Did u build it

[digital cliff]

i can play tomorrow if you're down but that would be late at night. u can add me on there

[river anchor]

mhm

[buoyant remnant]

Alr sound

[digital cliff]

cheers man 🙏

[buoyant remnant]

Oh that’s unfortunate was gonna ask for like an Amazon link

[river anchor]

should just build your own one

alot cheaper

honestly pretty easy too, was my first time building one and it really wasnt bad at all

[buoyant remnant]

Wait

have u still got all the links to the pc components and stuff

[river anchor]

nah not anymore but i can list my specs

[buoyant remnant]

yeah DMs

[river anchor]

alr give me a min, im gonna grab my build from pcpartspicker rq

[boreal jewel]

yeah 😭 he's such a weirdo tho

[sick mauve]

real but that last one was personal 😔

[digital cliff]

he's been like that for a whole year now

[buoyant remnant]

How is he a weirdo? Yeah sorry for asking it’s just that when something happens I’m mostly likely inactive and away from the community

I’m curious

[full lynx]

my goat

[buoyant remnant]

what is going on

[full lynx]

jose being the goat

[buoyant remnant]

why has he become a meme 😭🙏

no stupid answers this time

[full lynx]

he made that like a couple months back😭

[buoyant remnant]

oh

[buoyant remnant]

That some wild camping, wild hacks or wild timing

[full lynx]

but he’s just overall annoying, making fun of people’s levels, dming them, targeting blah blah some of it’s funny but why he’s hated

[buoyant remnant]

ok thank you

was confused for a sec

[buoyant remnant]

but behind the jokes is Jose actually good at mm

[digital cliff]

i wouldn't say weirdo as much but i can say he's extremely annoying

[buoyant remnant]

yeah he was when he sees me

rqs*

[full lynx]

idk i haven’t played in games w him much so can’t say but i’d say at least average

[digital cliff]

180d him the other day and he started qing to my games making fun of my lvl 😭

tooler too. kinda tragic when he's struggling to maintain 3 edr monthly

[buoyant remnant]

Isn’t edr eliminations?

[boreal jewel]

I mean on backrooms somehow he prefired me around a random corner with a bow shot when I was murd and I was like okay either he knows the map really well or he's cheating

I said "bit sus"

then started making fun of me in chat

[digital cliff]

yes and deaths

[buoyant remnant]

Oh

Yea that sounds ass

3 edr monthly

[digital cliff]

cheats

[buoyant remnant]

This does actually look like cheats

[digital cliff]

he does to everyone lol

[buoyant remnant]

Is he autistic?

Might be why his ass is like that

[digital cliff]

maybe

english isn't his first language

[buoyant remnant]

that might explain his humour and actions 💔🙏

what country was he from

[digital cliff]

he mains na so prolly mexico? idk

[buoyant remnant]

are some people weird from that country

I don’t go around exploring diff countries and researching

[digital cliff]

i mean every country has weird ppl

😭

[buoyant remnant]

Onto continents now but I think it’s Asia that holds the most weird people

[digital cliff]

well the population over there is INSANE

[buoyant remnant]

That might just be me not understanding their culture and humour

[buoyant remnant]

Fr

[echo lance]

Ima jus

[buoyant remnant]

Must’ve been like he saw you through the wall

When he had his sword out

or idk

[echo lance]

Maybe he assumed I was going around corner I was just flexing my clip no like callout of any kind

[buoyant remnant]

Ok

[digital cliff]

1.8/10 because it's backrooms 🥀

[buoyant remnant]

Doesn’t look very flexive imo though but idk why I always go against controller players 🙏

[echo lance]

Choke on a sharp peanut buddy.

[honest nest]

Hi !
Someone have a pic with all MM swords ?
I need to see what they look like :(

[echo lance]

Uhm ok

[digital cliff]

where are the MODS when u need em 😔

[buoyant remnant]

That’s 1

[echo lance]

Take a guess what they could be doing rn

[digital cliff]

solution: grind the game to find out

[honest nest]

I already have every swords

[buoyant remnant]

amazing and totally not common sense solution

[honest nest]

Except the masse

Mace ?

Idk

[digital cliff]

getting u banned rn. splodger said he's working on it

[digital cliff]

fr

[echo lance]

No that guy likes me

[buoyant remnant]

I seem to get really good edr on controller

It’s more easy with movement I guess

Sort of wish I grew up with kbm since I was born cuz I still can’t really slot fast in sw

Plus slotting on an Xbox with a mouse gives a putrid result

[digital cliff]

proof or never happened

[buoyant remnant]

Proof of never happened message replied

[digital cliff]

oh nice what do u average?

[buoyant remnant]

Lemme see

well I don’t have the exact edr on my controller

but on kbm vet its ahh

bet

[echo lance]

He said no to leak dms soz

[buoyant remnant]

I’m kinda terrible with movement on kbm

but like cuz of my adhd and autism I have to be in a certain type of environment to get good stats

[echo lance]

FELT

[digital cliff]

ohh rip

[digital cliff]

can u ask splodger to give me max prestige already

[digital cliff]

ohh man relatable

[buoyant remnant]

I’m just trying too much to get good shots honestly that’s what I’ve always done

[echo lance]

He said no

[buoyant remnant]

After December 2023 I changed a lot and don’t know what caused the changes

[digital cliff]

i be raging sometimes if things don't go my way on mm. i have improved how to stay calm however

[digital cliff]

wow im gonna expose him for cheating

[echo lance]

Wait is he the guy with the yellow namee

[digital cliff]

yeah

[buoyant remnant]

I only get like 8 coins per game cuz I get targeted all the time

Some people who are less serious about their stats that are level 600 is probably JaneBk idk

[sick mauve]

real

[buoyant remnant]

fr

also why didn’t u accept my invite :<

[buoyant remnant]

Cuz she stands with abdo and gets killed all the time

[sick mauve]

i was fighting mosquitos

[buoyant remnant]

oof

[sick mauve]

hard times 💔

[buoyant remnant]

Hope you did good 💔

[sick mauve]

hell no 😔

[buoyant remnant]

Gonna make you wonder why you even try 💔

[sick mauve]

💔

[sick mauve]

and her side quest is to frame me

[digital cliff]

soooo true bro. im just used to it

[buoyant remnant]

lol Jose manual casually enters DMs and starts making fun of my stats and blocks me 😹🙏

[digital cliff]

naah what he say?

[buoyant remnant]

because I have terrible adhd autism and my ass hurts on my gaming chair, butting myself 😹 in edgy positions that are so painfully uncomfortable

[errant trout]

💀

[digital cliff]

LMAOO

[buoyant remnant]

Let’s see how much he has

[digital cliff]

wish he could say the same to me in my dms 🫤

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah I’m close to his elims lol

he’s just jealous that I have a life now 🙏

if I kept myself in a no-life position I’d have like 10k elims by now

But how did this gng get into my DMs as soon as I talk about him if he isn’t even in the servers @

[sacred sonnet]

Ask Jose if he misses me since I just got off mc and won't see me until later or tomorrow

[buoyant remnant]

I can’t he blocked me

But I’ll try on mm

[sacred sonnet]

Sad

[digital cliff]

he stalks as well lol

[buoyant remnant]

lemme guess he has an alt

[sacred sonnet]

Most likely

[digital cliff]

most likely

[buoyant remnant]

ngl I hope to get better stats when I get a pc

[sacred sonnet]

He's already probably seen this

[digital cliff]

what stat are u grinding specifically?

[buoyant remnant]

yeah hi Joe bartolozzi

Should be his alt fr

[buoyant remnant]

Elims

Honestly no surprise he’s ahead of me he’s trash and camps either way

Doesn’t he hack as well?

[digital cliff]

ah i see

elims are hard these days w how stupid ppl really are

map choices can help u increase elims faster

[buoyant remnant]

Like fuas bounty hunters lol

[digital cliff]

i would main eso or castle

[echo lance]

Museum is better

[buoyant remnant]

Every time I get a chance to be murd it’s always on castle with those fuas teamers and campers and they obv know how to time out the murd

[digital cliff]

it's a great map

a tier at best

[oblique atlas]

[buoyant remnant]

It’s prolly my movement but I hate castle when randoms collect all the coins at the bottom

[digital cliff]

maybe try practicing on being more clinical w throwables. position urself where they can't see u and aim it accurately

it works well

[buoyant remnant]

I used to do that but I just easily lost hope when it was around September

when I returned and saw more teamers evolving

[digital cliff]

idm that. i hate armoury more which restricts my gameplay

[digital cliff]

i just q from them or any dodgy looking alts

[buoyant remnant]

have you ever noticed my gameplay being impacted and stuff

[buoyant remnant]

yea

[digital cliff]

tbh i haven't really seen u much

can't judge

[buoyant remnant]

yeah haven’t really seen u either

I just saw u afk on like the poles at the left part of spawn

[digital cliff]

maybe ive seen u a couple times pre prestige

[digital cliff]

me afk when? which map?

[buoyant remnant]

Is my friend a loser when they wear a girl emo skin and their friend list is full of boys and they just always act weird in hub around boys

[echo lance]

Suddenly I see you as a cool person

[buoyant remnant]

I really wanted to sumo them to see if they were gonna be dusted or to see if they’re cracked

[digital cliff]

LOL?

[digital cliff]

ive always been a cool person but thanks for reminding me 😎

[buoyant remnant]

like their everyday hobby and instinct is to just sit in hub

and when I’m afk in hub returning to my setup she spins around my skin

[digital cliff]

tragic

[buoyant remnant]

love belle is their user

[echo lance]

oh sure buddy

[buoyant remnant]

And Xbox is just ass and it has so much less features than pc 💔🙏

Also yall has the replay cinema ever been bugged for u guys?

[digital cliff]

😟

[digital cliff]

nah not really

[sick mauve]

those type of people are scary

[hollow saddle]

Or to play mm

Real scary yes

[echo lance]

Xbox is way better than pc imo

(As a former pc player)

[digital cliff]

ngl not true

[river anchor]

i dont see how its better

[digital cliff]

pc will always slam xbox

[serene marsh]

Is any different

[river anchor]

worse performance and youre hella limited on console

[digital cliff]

kinda want a pc myself but have no space to put it in my room

[little nymph]

Hang on

Wait
Hive bridge?

Am I tripping or

[river anchor]

oh yo wsp

[little nymph]

DUDE

[river anchor]

nah youre nto

[little nymph]

Wsggg man

[river anchor]

wsp chat hydd

[little nymph]

It's been forever

[river anchor]

yeah man its been a while, cant remember the last time i was on that account

[warped granite]

I'm nearly at level 100, can someone accompany me to prestige?

[little nymph]

Possibly over 2 years

[warped granite]

ah..

[little nymph]

Sure man, just DM me and I'll join you

[river anchor]

sounds about right, the last login on that account wasnt even me

[river anchor]

i could join your party when youre about to pres

[warped granite]

really?thanks😆

[warped granite]

okk

[little nymph]

Nws man

[warped granite]

I'll send you a dm when the time comes.

[warped granite]

me too

[river anchor]

just ping me here

[echo lance]

The controls are easier

[little nymph]

9 more levels to go, you got this brother

[river anchor]

you could get a really high end laptop tbh

[river anchor]

pc supports controller

[warped granite]

How do you know that?! lol

[little nymph]

Sounds good

[river anchor]

even steering wheels

[little nymph]

Magic haha

[warped granite]

💀

[warped granite]

haha

🤣

[buoyant remnant]

yeah but the connection is rubbish

[echo lance]

Yea ik that but for people with no pc, controls are easier through Xbox

[echo lance]

Maybe your wifi is just not that good it’s always easy for me to play

[digital cliff]

i could yhh. i might look on the internet tomorrow to see which ones are good prices

[buoyant remnant]

35mbps

whatever that means

[echo lance]

I have no clue what mbps means

[buoyant remnant]

Mega bites per second or something

Mega mosquito bites

[echo lance]

Oh cool

[river anchor]

i mean yeah but the convo was xbox being better than pc, someone cant really say pc isnt better when they dont got one ygm? (not talking about you specifically, just anyone in general)

[buoyant remnant]

An expert like sozuqo prolly knows @river anchor what mbps is and if 35mbps speed is good

[river anchor]

upload or download

[buoyant remnant]

what

not upload like from an editing app

like the actual speed from a connection

[river anchor]

im on about upload speed or download speed LOL

[buoyant remnant]

OH

I get 35mbps for WiFi speed

And you?

[river anchor]

35 is decent yeah

around 40 here

[buoyant remnant]

Could you say 35mbps is almost the same as 40

[river anchor]

i mean probably

[buoyant remnant]

But I don’t get why my Xbox network is so glitchy all of the time

And gets really slow

[river anchor]

ive had this problem too, my xbox would display 70mbps but it would perform horribly

[buoyant remnant]

The connection gets ass when my WiFi stands at 35mbps

[buoyant remnant]

Real

it’d just throb terrible quality and connection

My quality stands at 4k and the connection is just pure donkey ass

[river anchor]

both connection and quality on my xbox one were awful

was a nightmare, so glad i switched to pc

[buoyant remnant]

When did u upgrade

[buoyant remnant]

Fr

[river anchor]

think it was april 3rd i actually switched

[buoyant remnant]

I honestly feel bad for the kids with no bank account and the kids who suffer with a terrible Xbox connection

cuz I’ve seen it happen lol

[river anchor]

i had to requeue a bunch of mm maps just because they made the game unplayable with my xbox

[gritty bloom]

Hey guys

[buoyant remnant]

Oh sorry about that

[digital cliff]

someone's life rn 🥀

[digital cliff]

wsgg

[buoyant remnant]

well there’s multiple 💔

[gritty bloom]

tlit 27k when

[river anchor]

oh yo

[digital cliff]

prolly in june

by the time im maxed, i should be at 27k

[gritty bloom]

Def gettin there cuz 26222/27000

[river anchor]

cant wait for tilt to max his alt

[buoyant remnant]

I’m hoping I can save up until like June 2025 to get components @river anchor

[gritty bloom]

[buoyant remnant]

Or maybe July

It’ll be a milestone

LOL

[river anchor]

itll probably cost you around 1.5kish

[digital cliff]

id rather rip all my organs out 😭

on live too

[buoyant remnant]

most of the components are standing at like 100

[digital cliff]

easy man 🙏

[buoyant remnant]

But obviously I live in the uk and the cost of living goes up so yeah 🙏

[gritty bloom]

I think i can get 4.5k by the end of summer

[buoyant remnant]

Well gl on that

[digital cliff]

oh same and i wish to evacuate from this dumpster

[river anchor]

yeah its 1.2k by default, youll probably have to pay a decent bit for shipping too, youll also have to buy some thermal paste and a network adapter, the paste and adapter shouldnt be too much, i would say around 100 ish

[gritty bloom]

thx
also VC!!

[buoyant remnant]

SAME gosh

[digital cliff]

oh where u at now

[gritty bloom]

3076

[digital cliff]

u got this man!

[buoyant remnant]

if you had the ability to travel country and shout a “f k u” to our country where would you be staying

[river anchor]

thats valid bro

[buoyant remnant]

💔🙏😭

[gritty bloom]

I also wanna get at least 1edr by normal gameplay, 9976 deaths rn

[buoyant remnant]

no excuse but most of those deaths are from teamers

I bet

[river anchor]

its probably from innos shooting him while hes holding a bow

seems more likely in the current state of mm

[wide tree]

mhm yea what they said

[digital cliff]

canada

[buoyant remnant]

yeah some wolf skin guy with his username as “w0lf” or something shot me for no reason

[buoyant remnant]

Nice I’d go to France or Spain

[gritty bloom]

w6lf?

[digital cliff]

oh where u at rn?

[buoyant remnant]

yeah I think so

like yesterday

[wide tree]

nice

[gritty bloom]

0.31 edr
9962 deaths// 3076 elims

[digital cliff]

who let this rat talk on the hive dc

[wide tree]

my mommy thank u very much

[gritty bloom]

[wide tree]

oh this guy wants to fight

u wanna fight huh

[undone dagger]

Hi mm chat

[little nymph]

What e crimes has @wide tree committed ☠️🙏

[buoyant remnant]

@wide tree If you had a past life then I bet you were a wife in the 1800s

[digital cliff]

focus on .5 first of all

[wide tree]

buddy want ato catch these hands

[buoyant remnant]

Dang

[little nymph]

Bruh replied to smth 😭

[gritty bloom]

im also tryna keep up with dans challenge

[little nymph]

Mb sqinxe

[digital cliff]

yes let's fight at parking lot

[wide tree]

oh idk just beating uo some guy called @little nymph

[gritty bloom]

so 100 coins on 5 maps yk youve seen it

[buoyant remnant]

It’s fine I reply to everything

[little nymph]

Shivering rn

[buoyant remnant]

hyper fixation

[little nymph]

Absolutely SHAKING

[wide tree]

oh yikes, id love to dress like that tho

[digital cliff]

bro bingo is dead 😭

[buoyant remnant]

no dirt on the dress I bet

[wide tree]

gonna get smoked ik it

[gritty bloom]

nah not that

[wide tree]

oh i can tell dw

[gritty bloom]

tried to name 20ppl on list

failed

[digital cliff]

imma be smoking that evo pack and get high

[wide tree]

oh

i cant say that word then ig

[buoyant remnant]

Would you bring Pringles

[digital cliff]

im slacking. i need to grind lvls

i said i wanted max in mid june 😭

[wide tree]

yea get to work

[river anchor]

chat ive switched from mm to whatever this is

[wide tree]

im thinking of max by mid june too

[digital cliff]

don't tell me what to do 😡

[little nymph]

My bad for ever messing with you
I'm quivering as we speak

🙏

[wide tree]

its okay man i forgive you🙏

[wide tree]

🙄

[wide tree]

what is that

[digital cliff]

whatever it is it looks so much better than mm

[wide tree]

it looks like i could beat your butt real easily in

[river anchor]

i dont even remember the name of it 🥀

[river anchor]

truth

[wide tree]

lame

bros got dementia already

[river anchor]

yeah man, talking to you has given me severe brain damage

okay sorry that was mean

[wide tree]

ima need you to get me ice cream instead of a sorry

sorrys dont cut it anymore

[river anchor]

nuh uh

[wide tree]

okay die.

[river anchor]

wow 🥀

[wide tree]

mhm😒

[buoyant remnant]

Hi

I don’t notice any bugs in the photo

[wide tree]

wonderful selfie

can we get a peace sign in the next one

[buoyant remnant]

Listening to Christmas music in mm hits different

[wide tree]

ya like my build a bear i got

[buoyant remnant]

Cute

[wide tree]

thanks, she had a baby

[buoyant remnant]

Even cuter

[wide tree]

oh nice fox

[buoyant remnant]

am I the only one who played with builder bears when I was 9 or 10

🙏

[wide tree]

does it have a name

[buoyant remnant]

can’t remember honestly had it for years

[wide tree]

i still remember my first ones name

[buoyant remnant]

Surprised it’s not in the attic

[wide tree]

i actually went to see the movie today

[buoyant remnant]

Everyone had a stitch ready I swear

[wide tree]

was pretty good

[buoyant remnant]

Teddy

[wide tree]

ive had mine aince i was 3 so

😼

[buoyant remnant]

cute

[digital cliff]

wowie kazowie

[buoyant remnant]

Hairytwinkle ahh emoji

[wide tree]

this is related to mm btw cause i went to go see the mc movie last monhh th too and that involved mc and yk whats in mc? mm so boom

kinda see it

[digital cliff]

mc movie so overrated and overhyped 🥀

[wide tree]

it was a cute movie

[buoyant remnant]

my eyes are .~.

lol

[digital cliff]

this avatar used to pull in 2017

[wide tree]

ive been to the movies like 3 times already this year

its normally 0

[buoyant remnant]

Real

[buoyant remnant]

yeah haha

[wide tree]

2017 robox was amazing

[buoyant remnant]

Fr

in 2017 I remember that waterpark idk what it’s called but I went down this waterslide with another person

[wide tree]

i used to go on thise when i was bored😭

[buoyant remnant]

I only played Roblox like twice in 2017

and remember so much

or less idk

[serene marsh]

Ragebai-

[wide tree]

thats when i first started playing roblos

[buoyant remnant]

I remember when there was this lab and I was getting chased by a hulk monster lol

[buoyant remnant]

yeah cuz they went past me

[wide tree]

have yall tried the vibrant visual thingy btw, i could only get it to work on my phone

[buoyant remnant]

with the sword

[buoyant remnant]

Yes

When I changed the settings my world turned pink

[wide tree]

my hampters and guine pigs look awesome by the water

it wouldnt let me on my laptop

cause its an old piece of dookie

it was like greyed out when i tried to turn it on

[buoyant remnant]

they either gave up

or they were teaming

[serene marsh]

they either gave up

or they were teaming

[buoyant remnant]

Might’ve been you

[serene marsh]

Might've neen you

[buoyant remnant]

I’m not accusing btw

[wide tree]

i dont think buddy saw u ngl

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah definitely no clip

🙏

average phonk listener teaming with 3 other people with gothic skins

But because they or you had the Christ symbol I support you

on ur cape

[wide tree]

😭

[buoyant remnant]

wait don’t you have blue hair

[wide tree]

my skin does yes

my hair is black

[buoyant remnant]

dye ur hair blue irl if u can

[wide tree]

no i just dyed it black 💔

[buoyant remnant]

oh

want ur skin w black hair

💔

[wide tree]

it looks good all blue

[buoyant remnant]

Alright

[sacred sonnet]

Spin

[undone dagger]

Three sixty

[sacred sonnet]

This boi lost in the soy sauce

[undone dagger]

Wha-

[sacred sonnet]

Just..

Watch out for the corners

[buoyant remnant]

spinxe

[sacred sonnet]

einqsx

[quasi raft]

@runic solstice why we exploiting now

[runic solstice]

how did you jump to that conclusion im like slightly above average at best at pvp

also why are you bringing this into the mm discord??

[quasi raft]

i went to survi chat

u aint respond

buh ii'

[runic solstice]

doesnt mean you have to bring it here bro

couldve waited

[buoyant remnant]

ewww not dat

wait wasn’t somebody actually called that

[sacred sonnet]

Idk

I'm only 2023 hns and 2025 mm

[buoyant remnant]

What does hns mean

Not heard of the slang

[sacred sonnet]

Hide and seek..

[buoyant remnant]

Oh

[buoyant remnant]

Nice

[gritty bloom]

bros hackusating? Crazy

[dire estuary]

[hollow dome]

Low ahh murd percent

[gritty bloom]

Pretty low tbh

Only 43%?

[hollow dome]

Yeah, the lowest I’ve ever gotten in 45 minutes 🥀

[digital helm]

jose is so mean

[young cosmos]

he even shot me when i was innocent and said lol after

[sacred sonnet]

Tell jose next time you see him, that he still owes me a hug

[gritty bloom]

lemme translate from "jose"

Youre bad for a prestige 1

[sacred sonnet]

"Erm actually it would be "your" "

[gritty bloom]

ok buddy

check dms

[devout rover]

you're right too

[gritty bloom]

ofc i am

i have better english than jose

[devout rover]

"you're" is you + are

"you're bad for a pres 1" is equivalent to "you are bad for a pres 1"

[gritty bloom]

dan... this is hive server.
we dont need logic.

[digital helm]

LOL

[digital helm]

[sacred sonnet]

And this is jose, which is why "your"

[devout rover]

get back to your coin challenges

[gritty bloom]

no(t yet)

am sleep

[devout rover]

oh

[gritty bloom]

also the challenges are hard as

cuz of the nons

[devout rover]

shouldn't have lost the bet then

18 isn't equal to 20

[gritty bloom]

[sacred sonnet]

Also, beeboy, whatever cats said to you about me wanting to take her friend from her, is not true :)

[devout rover]

ain't no way

how did that emoji get deleted; it's not inappropriate

common hive discord l

[gritty bloom]

Anyways

95 warehouse is probably best ill get

[devout rover]

there's a route

[sacred sonnet]

I got 142 warehouse

[gritty bloom]

I was doing edge circling

Which somehow almost worked

[devout rover]

there's an actual perfectly-timed route

hold on I can go in a cs and show you

[digital helm]

bro

why did it get deleted

[gritty bloom]

Do u not have a vid for it? 😭

[serene marsh]

[sacred sonnet]

Is send in dms

[devout rover]

prob do but I didn't name the file

plus I got that route from hunjoc

[gritty bloom]

ofc that guy that we all make fun of

[serene marsh]

But why

Hunjoc is strong and nice

[devout rover]

here are the routes I made/optimized:

manor: made
eso: made
pigment: made
office: optimized

[gritty bloom]

No hes f- right hive moderation

id def need eso and remnants

[serene marsh]

who deleted that almost instantly

[gritty bloom]

Automod

[serene marsh]

Too slow for automod

But seriously

[gritty bloom]

[serene marsh]

Why hate on hunjoc

[gritty bloom]

Why not

[serene marsh]

He's super duper cool and ohio

[serene marsh]

Because he is 9 he shouldn't be bullied

[gritty bloom]

oh ok

[serene marsh]

Ye

Say he has sixpackabs9776 from now on

[gritty bloom]

Little does he know...

[gritty bloom]

No

[serene marsh]

What

[gritty bloom]

I bully children in the bridge

so i have experience

[serene marsh]

bud aint good 🙏 fumbled to my alt 3-0

[gritty bloom]

"ok non"

[serene marsh]

Who you calling a non

[gritty bloom]

Oh im not, its in quotes

Also ur name has non in it

[sacred sonnet]

See, 142 warehouse

[devout rover]

I'm trying to get a good warehouse run rn, but I can't get double speed

ugh

[hollow dome]

…

I think that’s #🎥・self-promotion

[cyan island]

looks so spooky

[gritty bloom]

Oogity boogity
I cast your game to be spoogily

[cyan island]

!!

i miss jack sigh

[gritty bloom]

Murder misery

[serene marsh]

I should play more again

At least this time I won't have a friend spamming invites

[serene marsh]

Well ex-friend

[covert kindle]

Did I do something or why i am on the picture

[solid rover]

Oh, no. I just pretended to be innocent so I could kill you first.

You've eliminated me so often that I've developed a tactic.

Of all the people with prestige, only you managed to kill me.

[chilly wren]

xD

[covert kindle]

oh okay xD 🥲

[solid rover]

Something's wrong?

[patent void]

are these good stats

[chilly wren]

hm

[chilly wren]

You could work on the edr

And why isnt the cpg shown?

[covert kindle]

I actually don't like people when they focus on someone

but it doesn't matter now

[summer arrow]

hm

[patent void]

okay will try🙏

[chilly wren]

Its fine if u donz

my murder edr is quite simular

The wr is good though

[chilly wren]

And why isnt there the coins per game shown?

[solid rover]

Happens

[buoyant remnant]

Bro no way u here

hey

[chilly wren]

Course

[covert kindle]

Mhm

[chilly wren]

Why shouldnt i xD

[buoyant remnant]

hmmm

[solid rover]

??

[merry cliff]

hi

[covert kindle]

Nothinf

[frosty trench]

Ae

My lvl is 165

I think

[serene marsh]

No not at all

[pulsar oxide]

rip blue name 😔

[solid rover]

Ok

[serene marsh]

cuteee

[gritty bloom]

"minecraft bedrock edition is a good game with 0 bugs"

yep. no bugs.

[near valve]

no bugs in the slightest

[patent void]

old pic

[zealous radish]

This was kinda funny ngl

[manic oriole]

take ur meds is such a good response to literally anything he says

[manic oriole]

LOL

10/10 clip, movement + big brain + skill 💯

[digital cliff]

cheers man 🙏

[gritty bloom]

Even id edit better than that cmon

[weak pecan]

even so, you have to admit that trickshot was crazy

[gritty bloom]

True

[serene marsh]

iis that crazy dave lover

[buoyant remnant]

I’ve been doing them for half a decade 🙏

but Ty

[quasi raft]

can sum1 tell me what my stats look like i havent checked ina min

well i cant check kuz im banned

till tonight

[plain lance]

just use hive tools🙏🏼

[quasi raft]

i can hit dat in my sleep

[buoyant remnant]

same

[quasi raft]

how? ;-;

[plain lance]

look up hive tools

[quasi raft]

on??

[plain lance]

on google

[buoyant remnant]

Hive assistant bot

[quasi raft]

aight

[quasi raft]

is the bot in the chat

sorry 4 being slow i havent really play3d mc ina min

i forgot all types of things

its not working at all

bot wont work nor the Hive tools

nvm i see the stats but it dont look like what ya b sending

but i c see it

thank u @plain lance n @buoyant remnant

[plain lance]

npppp!! feel free to mssg me if you need help help with anything i know a lot about the hive tools website!

[quasi raft]

aight kool thank u!

now jus need someone to help me wit yt

[plain lance]

of course any time!!!

well i cant help there but! motivation is ALL you really need

[quasi raft]

true true, ive bin posting mc vids lately and tbh the clips i got is fye i believe

i wud love to believe they are good

in my eyes i think they good

all dat matters right.

idc for subs tbh ill get those in due time jus the views im looking for now

[plain lance]

imo yea! although if you get suggestions try to have an open mind:) sometimes it might help

[quasi raft]

like vid suggestions?

[plain lance]

personally i would base your content around what you're passionate about and enjoy, while also trying to make it engaging for your viewers so they want to subscribe and watch your future videos. for example, having a popular title and aesthetic pleasing thumbnail would make me interested in a video

[quasi raft]

oh lord im not good at like thumbnails n stuff

ill have 2 work on dat

and my titles jus b random tbh

[plain lance]

valid!!! dont worry about it too much but if you're concerned there's definitely helpful videos out there to guide you

[quasi raft]

all i do is post clips

[quasi raft]

bett thank u!

[plain lance]

if i were you i would try to figure out what other people who get a lot of views are doing and try to take inspiration from some of their content as well

[quasi raft]

i def will look into it

thank u again!

[plain lance]

have fun and dont do anything you dont want to!!!

and nppp!!

[quasi raft]

!!! 🙂

[gritty bloom]

AssistantMC / Assistant Bot

[quasi raft]

on discord right?

[gritty bloom]

Yes

[quasi raft]

aight ty

a command for that?

[buoyant remnant]

Np

Sry late reply

[quasi raft]

naw your good

[gritty bloom]

Its /(insert gamemode)

it will give the prompts for that

/blockdrop player:ZNX Zeta timeframe:Monthly for example

(do not look up my monthly drop stats)

[quasi raft]

LOL

i wont dw

but thank u

[gritty bloom]

There are also servers with it, other than the assistant discord server

[quasi raft]

oh wait

thats its own server?

[gritty bloom]

And you can also create your own personal server or use its bot in dms

Anything works

[quasi raft]

aight bet

[gritty bloom]

It has its own server yes

[quasi raft]

can u send me a inv to it if u can

[gritty bloom]

Im not in it

[quasi raft]

aight

[gritty bloom]

You can also find the link to it online

[quasi raft]

dis the server name?

[gritty bloom]

The first one yes

[quasi raft]

aivght

[gritty bloom]

I think

[quasi raft]

jus one more question wasnt hive "Hypixel"

[gritty bloom]

Hive was also its own server

Hypixel is still around

[quasi raft]

oh okay kuz my friend was telling me it was the same jus renamed

[vernal knot]

do i just have srsly bad luck with people cause why did someone do it again
Another murder game with someone else and I'm not that far from killing everyone and he just starts a new game before leaving completely nah wth

[quasi raft]

bro

i hate that

dats why i play alone

[vernal knot]

he wasnt that bad at first and then just does that, omds

[quasi raft]

smh

ive had it happened to me more den once

[gritty bloom]

I wouldnt so feel free to inv me :D

[quasi raft]

faxs i wudnt do that either if u need someone to play wit send a msg or inv

[gritty bloom]

[echo lance]

mm

[mortal rivet]

What’s yalls favorite mm map

[quasi raft]

tbh'

castle town or musem

[mortal rivet]

Fire

[quasi raft]

ofcc

[mortal rivet]

Mines pigment

[quasi raft]

i jus got on pigment jus now

[gritty bloom]

office for coins, and toy house for idk why

[quasi raft]

toy house fire too

[mortal rivet]

Oh yeh

[quasi raft]

office is fire for koins

u right

[mortal rivet]

I used to love eso hotel back when you could open and close the doors but it’s still good for coins

[quasi raft]

tbh i think this video is one of my best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SflPAAbioBY

lmk how ya feel bout that

@gritty bloom died first

but edr is coins right

[gritty bloom]

Elim death ratio

[plain lance]

edr is your eliminations per death ratio

[gritty bloom]

This is daily btw

Not all time

[quasi raft]

ohh ok ok

[gritty bloom]

If ur wondering