🕵・murder-mystery

[novel mesa]

He is trying to get inside of them

That was museum btw, could have gotten more, but there weren’t a lot of kills

[pallid apex]

Jose taught him well

[novel mesa]

Lmao

[drifting apex]

Senses the 4th dimension

[split osprey]

😩

[drifting apex]

15,000 Murderer Elims

[manic oriole]

congrats!

[pallid apex]

[drifting apex]

Ty Ty

[split osprey]

that looks clean

[jolly plinth]

he gon be #1 soon

[drifting apex]

🔛🔝

[surreal ice]

h5ms, you friends with forwyn?

[drifting apex]

No

He’s in my server though

[surreal ice]

he said you and him were great friends

[drifting apex]

Me and him could be

I never talk to him

69,000 Wins

[serene marsh]

get the 1st alltime

[surreal ice]

I think they're 13th maybe 6th

[drifting apex]

I’m 3rd

[surreal ice]

oh wow

[serene marsh]

did u even read the ss

[drifting apex]

By the end of October 🙏

It’ll finally be mine

[surreal ice]

I haven't looked in a while

[serene marsh]

its very soon

gl h5, i believe in u

[drifting apex]

I would heart your mssg rn but hive server ain’t pro like that

But thank you

[serene marsh]

c:

[drifting apex]

Standings as of today

5,895 wins away

[serene marsh]

🔥
1st one and 2nd are stopped, it’s so free to get 1st for u

[drifting apex]

Can easily be achieved by November

[drifting apex]

#1 is going to grind again when I get close

They’ve always done that

[errant trout]

I gotta lock in guys 😨 💪

[lament stag]

grind again when i get close is a crazy statement

[errant trout]

garf says it to me on a daily basis

[lament stag]

[drifting apex]

Get out of tenth

pass Raph

[surreal ice]

noo I like ralph

[lament stag]

RALPH

@errant trout

@errant trout

@errant trout

[serene marsh]

@lament stag

[lament stag]

@serene marsh

[serene marsh]

will u let em take the 1st

[serene marsh]

@lament stag

[lament stag]

im so bored can someone start a fight or something

[drifting apex]

No

my gamemode

[serene marsh]

lets gooo

[surreal ice]

Game

[errant trout]

hey guys tokyo here!

[lament stag]

start a fight pls im bored and wanna watch and maybe join

[errant trout]

Ive only gotten 10th back like yesterday so Im js tryna hold my own rn 😭

[drifting apex]

That’s fair

He’s not that much over you though

You got it fr

[errant trout]

tho me and raph had a 1k win difference when i first started grinding again 🤔

so we’ll see

[drifting apex]

It’s less than 300 rn

[errant trout]

this girrrrr

[drifting apex]

Unless I’m doing my math wrong

[lament stag]

PLEASE. RO

im asking imaduck but they wont budge either

[errant trout]

I’m not looking to get banned again 😧

[lament stag]

ok do it in hall

please

[errant trout]

it’s abt 330 I think but still close

[errant trout]

argue w me in there 😈

[lament stag]

MUAHAHA

[hazy lily]

Custom servers

[manic oriole]

ew

[jolly plinth]

What is the story behind skyesinic and kittorii bc I feel like they haven’t played a game of murder mystery in months are they banned or something

[lament stag]

shhhhh

the mods said to be quiet

[serene marsh]

shhhhh

[serene marsh]

two of them are my alts

kittori stopped after reaching 1 mil coins

[lament stag]

so true

[serene marsh]

100% of the all-time leaderboard are my alts

[hazy lily]

No ive seen sky a few times

[full lynx]

or have you

[lament stag]

just a few? everytime i go out i see it

[hazy lily]

No, thats the sky

[serene marsh]

i love night sky

[full lynx]

no you dont

[serene marsh]

[lament stag]

[full lynx]

[serene marsh]

[errant trout]

I still talk to tori and she’s doing fine without mm 👍

[manic oriole]

as she should

[drifting apex]

Skye got burned out of mm and since he’s gotten #1 he ‘quit’, but whenever someone catches up he’ll grind again to keep his place. Kittori only wanted 1 million coins and to get 20k murd elims and then she’d retire from mm

[jolly plinth]

Ohh got it

Also nibbles just took over a mm lobbby

[sage loom]

What does EDR mean?

Excuse the fact that I've been playing since 2019

That was on controller n plus I forgor MM for a while

[lean osprey]

murderer elims per death

[sage loom]

Thx

[pallid apex]

[sage loom]

Excuse me??

[agile hinge]

How do I add the star coins of murder mystery

[uncut bloom]

Hey, how can i See my statistics ?

[uncut bloom]

Like this

[lean osprey]

discord bot in some servers

[lean osprey]

when you buy the throwable from the parkour shop, go into a lobby > totem > throwable > star coin at the top

[agile hinge]

I thought it was a coin

[lean osprey]

it is not, just a throwable for when youre murderer

[river anchor]

elimination death ratio

basically just your k/d

[split osprey]

WHAT

all luck

[simple elbow]

amazing crossmap

we need trails for the throwables ngl

[split osprey]

frrrr

[lean osprey]

nah, you can see them easily enough

[split osprey]

but it looks cool ;(

[simple elbow]

(for cosmetic purposes)

[lapis pilot]

Nice

[kind obsidian]

Don't ban me pls 😭

See, this is a picture of my 75 coin record (which is now 80 coin record) see. Very Murderous 🙏

Its Mystery Murder related 🙏🙏😭

I even died after getting that record, i could have gotten more

[glossy pier]

Someone tried too report me because I won twice in a row once by killing them when their murderer and once when I w as the killer

💀

[fringe swan]

Huh💀

[glossy pier]

I wonder if I’ll get banned for being too good 😐

[pallid apex]

They’re always so hostile for no reason

[fringe swan]

They don’t like ppl being good at the game

[glossy pier]

like “ur better then me so ima report you” what logic is that

It’s like losing a soccer match then reporting the other team too the police 💀

[simple elbow]

least toxic obliviqn response

[split osprey]

😭

[lean osprey]

its fine, he has some pretty bad stats for being pres 4

[drifting apex]

obliviqn is bad

[fringe swan]

their playstyle is def interesting

[drifting apex]

They seem to be one of those types of players to max mm and then be completely done with it

If they weren’t I think they’d care about their stats more

Because that really bad for a pres 4

[crystal bridge]

💀

[serene marsh]

[zenith island]

How can i do this.

[lean osprey]

get stats?

[zenith island]

yeah

[lean osprey]

heres yours, its a discord bot in some servers

[zenith island]

thank you

[simple elbow]

idk if its good

[split osprey]

better than mine xd

[serene marsh]

oh, they're on ios, explains all

[raven maple]

[serene marsh]

this is very nice

[errant trout]

tbf i didn’t care for mine until i maxed

[cunning berry]

omg bro

[mild oyster]

Hi

You indo

[urban scarab]

Hi

[still nova]

Mine good?

[drifting apex]

Not bad

[raven sinew]

ye

[south lark]

You can do that?

[frail tree]

the stat?

[south lark]

Yea

[frail tree]

yeah

u have to use the assistant bot

[south lark]

Oh huh

I'm only lvl 13😭

[frail tree]

but this server doesn't have it so u need to join a server with it or add it to ur own

[south lark]

Mc or discord?

[frail tree]

discord

[south lark]

Oh ok

[south lark]

Oop not me thinking I was lvl 13-

[frail tree]

u can get it

[south lark]

Ik I just gotta grind I'm not home tho I don't have my switch 😭

[frail tree]

u play on siwtch?

[silent delta]

me too

[raven maple]

that’s like a 40-50 block throw 😮

[lean osprey]

Cpg is good, edr is oof

[serene marsh]

why are u making fun of ppl levels?

[odd brook]

👎

bro offended

this funny

[worthy juniper]

🤨

[odd brook]

why do you send your statistics when playing with cheats🤓

[worthy juniper]

💀

[odd brook]

why are you pinging me

you can just reply to the message

bro what

wym

[worthy juniper]

what y'all guys yappin about

💀

guess

[odd brook]

he sends his statistics, which were obtained using cheats

[worthy juniper]

ho-

🤨🤨

[odd brook]

da poka

[frail tree]

jose is such a weirdo

[worthy juniper]

fr

[mild oyster]

Qué es eso

[worthy juniper]

goin to 132 why

doesn't matter

💀

prestige 1 with 147 murder elim

bros no life

[serene marsh]

он всегда такой клоун, не обращай внимания

[frail tree]

he stalks egirls too the weirdo

[odd brook]

да я понял

[worthy juniper]

💀 bros simpers

[frail tree]

ikr

[worthy juniper]

while me i have a life, study first 👍

[odd brook]

bros no life with cheats*

it will be more correct

[worthy juniper]

frfr

[mild oyster]

Hi

[worthy juniper]

yo

[worthy juniper]

touch some grass much better

[lament stag]

bros telling himself to touch grass

[marble mica]

Rate my stats guys

[lament stag]

0/10

[marble mica]

You don’t understand how good Cpg is

[serene marsh]

please keep the chat on topic.

[mild oyster]

@marble mica Hey bro

[serene marsh]

bye

[serene marsh]

old scrap

[restive oyster]

haha, murder's head go boom.

[lean osprey]

not bad

[serene marsh]

nice edr

and?

and you're hacker, u should be ashamed

...

[serene marsh]

How is he a hacker...?? 😭

@serene marsh

Ahhhh the classic seeing through walls murder hacker

Ran into one the other day

You either have player esp or you can see ppl through walls

Which I'm going with the second option

No way bro was staring at them directly 😭

fr

[pallid apex]

💀

[serene marsh]

This one is easily hackussable

almost a max level hacker

shame

Gotta be a diff type of miserable to cheat in the easiest gamemode

All you do is literally collect coins either defend or kill everyone

How hard is it that you need to cheat ☠️

Three basic instructions and you choose to cheat

My god some of y'all can't go a day without cheating

i agree

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

This looks like that one meme with the guy talking w the wall

here too btw

Bro hit the

😭

LOL

[pallid apex]

😭😭

[serene marsh]

Bro.

ikr

☠️☠️☠️☠️

How did bro exactly know when to shoot if he didn't see the guy coming...

Bro peaked his head out for ONE second

Yeah there's no way.

and?

u could toggle it off

Exactly

this doesnt proof smth

💀

If he's not cheating.. how is he looking directly at you.

Bro said tv

im dying

not even good for hacks

[serene marsh]

ewwwwwww

[manic oriole]

Doesn’t look like hacks

[serene marsh]

What do you mean

Bros looking EXACTLY at him.

[manic oriole]

Drew bow there bc was being followed then released

[manic oriole]

That’s sus tho

[serene marsh]

He's using wall hacks.

expected from u

LMAO

The whole time he's staring at him through that wall.

It's very very obvious

[manic oriole]

Oh

Yiikes

[full lynx]

he was saying the clip that jose sent hackusating someone else wasn’t sus

[serene marsh]

Yeahhh he just paces back and forth and follows the movement

Oh

So the other clip that was replied to

The one in the backrooms?

I like the glasses and cape

But the skin reminds me of something from 2015

whats ur problem

¿tú hablas español?

quit hacking and sh on others

Oh

it doesnt look like you're english native

Yeah

if you cant say elementary sentence

Final verdict

Definitely cheating

(I'm still not sure about the clip in the backrooms but it does look a bit suspicious.)

Considering he did know when to exactly shoot maybe it was luck.

But the other one yeah..

[pallid apex]

@manic oriole

[frail tree]

Yes

[charred herald]

I swear you said this 3 weeks ago 😭

[pallid apex]

yeah but absurd didn’t see it lol

[serene marsh]

imagine cheating and dying

why are u shaming urself

What level is he

[frail tree]

562 i think

[serene marsh]

I'll just say this regarding the reporting

Hardly ever works lmao

I'm still dying from laughter hacking on murder out of all the gamemodes.

fr

[frail tree]

jose lovesssssssssssss attention

[pallid apex]

I reported 3x on 3 diff cases still not banned

[serene marsh]

That's just sad

Should've worked the first time

What

[lean osprey]

Pretty sure they cant follow every report they get

that would take so much time

[raven maple]

hes looking at the wall*

[serene marsh]

Which is why they need moderators

[serene marsh]

Wow and I wonder who's behind the wall in the exact same spot 😱

[raven maple]

that's odd (could be coincidence) 50/50

[serene marsh]

Would you look at that

The whole time following his movements

This one he's straight looking at bro

[pallid apex]

It’s funny when he’s signaling me to look too 😭

[serene marsh]

😭

[serene marsh]

....☠️☠️☠️

Oh yeah definitely a coincidence when he's been pacing back and forth staring at the other players position the entire recording

Yeah it's just luck guys fall back.

[lean osprey]

idk guys, that mossy stone bricks looks real interesting

[serene marsh]

Real

[raven maple]

lool

[frail tree]

he wanted to lick it

[serene marsh]

LMAO

yum

Looks edible

[manic oriole]

LMAO

yea theres no excuse for that 😭 (pun not intended)

[manic oriole]

i didnt -_-

[manic oriole]

FR

[serene marsh]

first of all why cheating in kids game....

[vale egret]

W

[serene marsh]

congrats!

[manic oriole]

good elim to max on

gj!

[drifting apex]

Bro target’s and cheats 💀

[drifting apex]

Congrats

[remote flame]

Ty!!!!

[drifting apex]

Bro uses emojis to death

[raven maple]

I saw you in game near 100.. great job!

[serene marsh]

"no" 🤓👆🏼

😭 😭 😭

☠️☠️

[remote flame]

I'm filled with gratitude

[frail tree]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

[pallid apex]

Oh nah 😭

[serene marsh]

clown

[raven maple]

sorry I disconnected can u send another party invite

[serene marsh]

nice shots

[raven maple]

yup

[raven maple]

thanks

[pallid apex]

Proves nothing

[raven maple]

gonna take a small break, thanks for invite

[sage rose]

What is this?

[pallid apex]

The goofiest way of that thing trying to prove they don’t cheat

[sage rose]

Did you just change your pfp?

[pallid apex]

nu

[sage rose]

I knew since the beginning

It was obvious even when he tried hiding it

[rapid galleon]

hes always had a red panda in here i think

[rare vapor]

best screenie ever

[rare vapor]

@slate plover

[slate plover]

LMAO

Cursed fr 😭😂

[rare vapor]

ikr

[simple elbow]

heres my proof that i dont wall

theres fifty dudes behind the wall btw

[serene marsh]

[pallid apex]

[waxen juniper]

real

[late flax]

Prestige :^)

[worn thunder]

Yuhhh goodjob dude

[full lynx]

ahaha 😂

[robust glen]

nonono

[full lynx]

only 61 ahahah 🤣

[robust glen]

quarter pounder with cheese please

No onion no pickle

[full lynx]

you only get a dime

[robust glen]

With a sprite

Only level 61 🤣

[late flax]

Damn 41k

[robust glen]

Fr like anyone who has more games played than that is a loser fr 🤦‍♂️

[full lynx]

so lucky i only have 40.9k😭😭

[robust glen]

Are you p5 yet

[full lynx]

no i’m p6

yeah i hit it like 2 months ago

[robust glen]

Abuser

I knew it

[full lynx]

😭😭

you caufht me

[robust glen]

Where is jeo why is she egoing me

[full lynx]

at work

[serene marsh]

You don't deserve your stats ☠️

You use wall cheats

LMAO

On the easiest gamemode bro hacks

[manic oriole]

went from .25 edr to 1.25 with the installation of a single client 🔥

[serene marsh]

LMAO

shut up

I'm gonna report you actually

😭

[manic oriole]

get 15 replays with them in it

and then send to staff, for some reason even if its blatant they wont ban with less than 15 replays

[serene marsh]

Reported

[lament stag]

egoing?

[hazy lily]

Oh obliviqn, i stg every time they’re mur i kill them

Like i think only once they have actually ever killed me when they were mur

[hazy lily]

No they’re on playstation

[serene marsh]

look xbox app

and search for them

[hazy lily]

I know, i have before

When xbox was down and noone could play

I saw them playing and i looked and it said they were on playstation

[serene marsh]

they havent played mc for ps

it shows only ios

their gameplay is trash too. looks like mobile

[hazy lily]

Yea i see that, but i do remember seeing it was PlayStation

[serene marsh]

maybe it was other person

[zenith island]

To any prestige 5 people when did you start playing hive mm?

[robust glen]

Not responding

[lament stag]

OHHH, yeah i was busy w work stuff 😛

[serene marsh]

[robust glen]

Second favorite lunarwagg clone

[full lynx]

who’s your first favorite

[lament stag]

me

[robust glen]

Just jeongin

LMAO

[lament stag]

wait no hes a clone of me

he copied my flow

[robust glen]

right as I went to reply 😭

[lament stag]

[errant trout]

[waxen juniper]

me

[sonic laurel]

Hey guys! OppyWins here. #1 murder mystery favorite!!

[simple elbow]

[full lynx]

you’re my clone?🤨

[simple elbow]

i clicked it immediately

[manic oriole]

i had already clicked it in a diff chat and I still clicked it immediately

[lament stag]

come on guys that is so clearly a trap

[frail tree]

LOL

[waxen juniper]

congrats on lvl 900 mm brother

[waxen juniper]

idk

[waxen juniper]

what do you mean, this is just h5 showing off he over maxed mm

[lament stag]

pffff he wishes

[waxen juniper]

🙄

[shadow dust]

U out here pulling pranks wen it's not April 🤔

[waxen juniper]

its april 1st 2026 for me rn

think i live in the past not sure tho

[shadow dust]

Well happy early April fool's to u 🙌

[split osprey]

bruh its only 1935 for me

timezones my opp 😔🙏

[waxen juniper]

only? i'm in 2026 BC 😭

[waxen juniper]

thanks

[shadow dust]

Bro who's basement have u been in

[split osprey]

zvcids 😔

[lament stag]

😭

[waxen juniper]

ee

[waxen juniper]

you gotta be joking

[shadow dust]

U have been in his basement till 1935

[shadow dust]

U on the other hand I don't even know how u reached to 2026 so quickly

[waxen juniper]

2026 BC

Im in the long lost past

[shadow dust]

U are lost in time

[waxen juniper]

yeah...

[shadow dust]

How u even get so far in the past @waxen juniper

[waxen juniper]

yes

thats my answer.

[shadow dust]

Best answer honestly

[waxen juniper]

truer words have never been spoken

[split osprey]

i hate u bro 😭😭

[drifting apex]

LMAO

[errant trout]

bro

not again smh

[astral sphinx]

🤡

[manic oriole]

😭

whyd i click it

[worn thunder]

Rude

[kind obsidian]

AARRggHhG

[simple elbow]

is asurakt there?

replied to the wrong person at first

[sage loom]

Google hive assistant

Then link your accounts

Then add the bot

[sage loom]

It's the "Invite Now" button

[kind obsidian]

I got the ||bread|| gold ghost colour

[molten forge]

Hello 🙂

I saw you

[serene marsh]

what was there

[kind obsidian]

:D

[kind obsidian]

It was a fake spoiler image

[serene marsh]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

anyways, keep the chat on topic.

[kind obsidian]

I am! see i was replying to this person who saw me!

You must be really proud of me for keeping chat on topic

[serene marsh]

please stop joking

[serene marsh]

Kpos

[serene marsh]

omggggg reny

[kind obsidian]

Hmmm i guess you're not proud

One day

[serene marsh]

😍😍😍😍

[serene marsh]

[buoyant remnant]

Basic clip

I’m just bored so yk

but he started crying after that game

But I got confused where did he come from? Ignore me going on the menu lol it’s a habit

[serene marsh]

THIS MENU habit is SO real

i thought thats just only me

[vale egret]

I saw you on the forums, i remember you! Or atleast someone with your pfp

Nice shot btw

[agile grove]

MEOW

[serene marsh]

BARK

[shell nacelle]

What the Q&A code on a computer in a warehouse

[grand ember]

What?

[serene marsh]

yes, this guy is lvling up so fast

why taking ss of ppl without their permission first of all

dying from cringe

[shell nacelle]

Is there any way to use it?

I try to scan - it doesn't work

[vale egret]

Map?

[waxen juniper]

the backrooms

[vale egret]

I wanna try it

[waxen juniper]

there's a variant where there's one computer with a QR code, as seen above

iirc it leads you to a webpage from scp foundation or some stuff like that i dont remember exactly

[vale egret]

I cant find the computer

[odd brook]

0/10 👎

@lament sage yes

[frail tree]

jose

jose

yes

what photos

[serene marsh]

[grand ember]

💀💀

Does level really matter

[frail tree]

level 169

[serene marsh]

it doesnt, this guy is rtard

[grand ember]

It’s skill that matters bud 💀

[serene marsh]

he does it to everyone

[grand ember]

I think

And doesn’t bro cheat? From what I heard?

[serene marsh]

he does

hey, you are cheating, id shut if i were u, stop shaming yourself

[full lynx]

crazy finding it funny that someone has more of a life than you

[grand ember]

Lol

[hushed fog]

[odd brook]

@lament sage bye

[gusty hedge]

My Day has been made. I was murdered by the Duolingo bird for not retaining my German lessons

[stoic jolt]

Bro what the

[serene marsh]

?

[vale egret]

Me Fr (the one who dies to duolingo)

[vale egret]

Torch skin?

[gritty bloom]

Hide ur family mate

Duolingo is comin after u irl now

[vale egret]

He already Found me 🥶

[gritty bloom]

Good luck 🫡

[vale egret]

Thank you! I'm trying to escape

[mint parrot]

hi

[gritty bloom]

I dont think bunied likes u :thonk:

[serene marsh]

I'm taking a break I already got off

[dense rampart]

Jose Manuel6310

[serene marsh]

Jose Manuel6310

[stoic jolt]

It's the same user I saw

[stoic jolt]

How do you do that? How do you download or something?

[serene marsh]

Just add the assistant bot to a server(discord)or Join one that has it

[stoic jolt]

But where is it?

[serene marsh]

Here I got it for you

[stoic jolt]

But what is the name of the bot? Or I don't know what it is :v

[serene marsh]

The name is assistant

[stoic jolt]

Well, just the question. Where would the bot be? I just want to know :v

[pulsar oxide]

👀

[serene marsh]

App directory (not on mobile unless you use a browser)

[stoic jolt]

Bruh. Just when I'm just mobile

[serene marsh]

WOW

FINALLY??

W

[serene marsh]

I could DM. you since I. Have it

[stoic jolt]

Ok

[serene marsh]

Accept invite

[stoic jolt]

What thing? What are you saying?

[serene marsh]

I sent an invite in DM

[buoyant remnant]

yes👍

[stoic jolt]

Oh ok

[serene marsh]

Did you accept?

[buoyant remnant]

I only used to do it on the quit button so every time I got targeted by the murd I’d just exit quickly

it became a habit. But now I do the menu thing to see where my mouse cursor is lol

[serene marsh]

oh gotcha

[buoyant remnant]

🔥

I’m pretty sure everyone has 30k wins

Dude this was a clip a year ago

It was xDragone lol. I think

[serene marsh]

even lvls 1?

[serene marsh]

oh.. witch school

i forgot abt this map already lol

[buoyant remnant]

nah pres 5s

Uhuh

October 2023 so close to a year

[serene marsh]

most of them have about 20k

[buoyant remnant]

nah but yk what annoys me in mm

[serene marsh]

xbox with kbm

[buoyant remnant]

trash iPad kids with cosmetics that target me. Not every player with cosmetics

[serene marsh]

oh, thats so real

[buoyant remnant]

and at 1am they all edate and go in massive parties and it makes the game unplayable

[serene marsh]

😭

i feel u

[buoyant remnant]

they all team like wth

[serene marsh]

thats why u shouldnt play eu

[buoyant remnant]

yeah Ik

that’s why I avoid eu and go on na a lot

[serene marsh]

id main asia region, but the ping.....

[buoyant remnant]

Asia is horrible with resolution

like my game play is so bad

probably not

a lot of people I know reported it

I’ll try and game clip Asia

oop

“Sorry we couldn’t validate your login”

[serene marsh]

relatable

[buoyant remnant]

BUT WHY AHHH

[serene marsh]

LMAO

[buoyant remnant]

“Just restart the game”

it doesn’t work like thT

[gritty bloom]

Game is going through an update

Wait 20 minutes or so

[buoyant remnant]

apparently I need a vpn

I watched one on yt

💀

But I feel like it’s gonna be one of those TikTok photo comment tutorials

[gritty bloom]

Every time i get that error i wait a few minutes and the game has gone through an update

idk

[buoyant remnant]

Hm

Wait

u might me right

my mind is making things up or I completely forgot about the update thing

but now I think I remember it from before

my mc is on a grey screen

Bro

[serene marsh]

🤣

[buoyant remnant]

It’s not working but I assume it’s my Xbox captures that’s making my Xbox not work

cuz it’s like a 1.5 second delay to open up the guide

[manic oriole]

u clipped that?

I dont understand the criteria for clipping these days

[serene marsh]

I don't know that map

[manic oriole]

😭

[manic oriole]

Witch School ❤️

best seasonal map on hive

[stoic jolt]

What the freak The hand

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah they deserved it

[serene marsh]

🤣

[buoyant remnant]

ok

now my Xbox won’t open anything

if I click “restart Xbox” it doesn’t work and it takes me back to home

🥲

[serene marsh]

I don't play Xbox so I don't know what to do to fix that

[buoyant remnant]

bro I’ve seen multiple fixes but it’s not what my problem is.

[robust glen]

Try fixing your Xbox

Hope this helps!

[serene marsh]

very helpful

[robust glen]

I do run an IT sector for apple afterall 😼

[serene marsh]

[robust glen]

I love lying on the internet

[serene marsh]

[gritty bloom]

42069 when

Also pls screenshot me in mm

42069 games played

Cuz funny number

[waxen juniper]

this better not be another backrooms or such maps 😭

swear if its as bad as them im dropping

[gritty bloom]

I think everyone will

Its not rare for hive to make bad updates

[waxen juniper]

real tho

[pulsar oxide]

Fr

[gritty bloom]

Its only rare to have a good update to hive

||like an anticheat update everyone wants||

[serene marsh]

theyll never release the anticheat update

[pallid apex]

the anti cheat is constantly being updated daily

[rain bobcat]

Am i hallucinating or Backrooms is indeed have variations

[pallid apex]

there’s variations

[rain bobcat]

Sometimes i saw nether realm, unusual spaces, and differences

Even vegetations

[gritty bloom]

Isnt there 4 or 5 of them?

[waxen juniper]

thats what they all say...

[pallid apex]

uh I think so idk the accurate amount

And fr

[desert jay]

6 of em

[gritty bloom]

Theres that many? Damn bro 😭

[waxen juniper]

"please report anyone found breaking the rules"
1 week later..
meanwhile rule breaker: still actively playing to this day

[pallid apex]

😭

Real

[waxen juniper]

eheh

this is probs gonna get deleted but hey at least funsies

[gritty bloom]

Me: been waiting

Anyways

See yall in mm

[desert jay]

theres a lot of them

ik someone who plays ctf with 5-7 block reach daily

they get reported but never banned

[gritty bloom]

I can send like 20+ reports rn but im too lazy

[desert jay]

i doubt any of them would be banned anyway

[gritty bloom]

fr

I could go cheat rn and i wouldnt be banned

Thats all just the average hive experience

[desert jay]

im sure its due to a lack of mods but i think they should add a player reporting system where like in hypixel they show u random reports and see if they should be denied or not

like have some sort of level limit who can use it for that game

and have rewards for accurately saying what a report is

like qp or smthn

[gritty bloom]

Literally

Then i can finally be banne- get teamers and cheaters down

[desert jay]

omg i’ve reported atleast 200 teamers since i joined

not one of them is banned

[gritty bloom]

Literally

Ive come across like 50 or so teamers

[desert jay]

and about 50-70 cheaters

[gritty bloom]

Like if these guys arent banned, i will just start doing it myself

[desert jay]

again but only 1 of them are banned

bro caught using timer

jk

[dapper oriole]

it's more common for them to make bad updates, than it is for them to make good updates

you just got hive anticheated

[rapid galleon]

no it says hes banned for teaming

[desert jay]

no they make a lot of good updates wym

[desert jay]

thats a mod ban

[rapid galleon]

yh

[desert jay]

deserved

[gritty bloom]

About time

[serene marsh]

@frail tree

[dapper oriole]

most of the updates are ctf updates

[desert jay]

again

are you ok

[dapper oriole]

or, on a rare occasion, a java version of one of their games

[dapper oriole]

(no i'm not please help me, they're holding me captive please help) yes, ofc

[desert jay]

the java server has been shut down for 3 years…

[dapper oriole]

yes

[desert jay]

also most updates have been spread across all games (except a few)

[waxen juniper]

gg

[desert jay]

like bw sky sg ctf parkour to name a few recent major to ish updates

[gritty bloom]

Rest in pepperoni, wont be missed in a trillion years

[waxen juniper]

on real

[desert jay]

now lets hope that lemon gets banned for mtool

[gritty bloom]

Thank god i have this clip

[waxen juniper]

now lets hope hive gets a working anticheat (DISCLAIMER: wont happen any soon)

[serene marsh]

hands r pretty as always

[desert jay]

ew jose gotta get his act together

[gritty bloom]

I was actually gonna target him but he was just there

[serene marsh]

why do u have toggle third person as f5

[gritty bloom]

Cuz yes

[desert jay]

kpos u an alt?

[serene marsh]

._.

[desert jay]

i always wondered

[serene marsh]

i have it as 'r' its more convenient

[dapper oriole]

nah, they'll add more pets

[gritty bloom]

Yall

Party with me we gotta spread the word

[soft nebula]

r is too far i have q

[waxen juniper]

more useless stuff we didnt ask for, great..

[gritty bloom]

Yeah thats right

[serene marsh]

💀 id be confused

[dapper oriole]

because moni and capitalism

[gritty bloom]

You died to me TWICE

[desert jay]

mine is space for snap look and x for third person

[gritty bloom]

How does it feel

[serene marsh]

'q'.....

[desert jay]

buddy

[gritty bloom]

Bros hating while still on his downfall

[soft nebula]

what is even snap look

[gritty bloom]

Crazy

Even im a better cheater bro

[desert jay]

toggle 2nd person

[gritty bloom]

Get good

[dapper oriole]

why would you do that...

you're a madman...

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh ОМГ это техномакс

тот самый

[soft nebula]

didnt know you could separately

[dapper oriole]

да.

[serene marsh]

ПРИВЕТ

я скучала

[gritty bloom]

Crazy

[desert jay]

use cheats like aim and skill and memorizing instead of mtool

[serene marsh]

💀

[dapper oriole]

ААААА ЖЕНЩИНА

[desert jay]

so i can look behind me what

[gritty bloom]

Literally me

[dapper oriole]

it's f5

[serene marsh]

кто сказал что я женщина

[serene marsh]

i came

[gritty bloom]

Bros hating and got banned

[soft nebula]

just click it twice

[serene marsh]

almost finished

[dapper oriole]

space should always be the jump button

[serene marsh]

keep talking bae

[serene marsh]

tozhe

[gritty bloom]

I will always be better man, stop using a cheat client

[desert jay]

i use flarial client and i play controller so that is too far from my hands

[serene marsh]

ne mogy kamenniy na nego

[dapper oriole]

oh, makes sense

[serene marsh]

kak tyt sderzhatsa

me when technomax: 🥵 👅 😍

same

[gritty bloom]

Guys

Should i start cheating and show im better than him?

[desert jay]

buddy

[dapper oriole]

are you gonna do that until the end of time? yes, you will

[soft nebula]

better by not cheating🙏

[desert jay]

just cus ur salty about being banned when u cheat

[gritty bloom]

True but at least id be hiding it...

[desert jay]

doesnt mean you get to hate on legit players

ok bro

[gritty bloom]

I got p1 legit, u got p5 with a cheat client

[desert jay]

pres 5= never been outside since 2019

[gritty bloom]

Like bro its not ok to target me either

[serene marsh]

they released prestiges in 2022

[desert jay]

id love to see u screen share mid game

[gritty bloom]

Bros flexing while banned

Crazyyyyy

[soft nebula]

mid stats

[gritty bloom]

Still a higher winrate

[desert jay]

true but its a exaggeration

[gritty bloom]

Also dont u steal mm clips of top players?

[dapper oriole]

why are mm channel people more toxic, than skywars channel people...

[gritty bloom]

Cuz mm

Also jose is a teaming edater 500%

[pallid apex]

Bc if you gotta cheat in MM of all modes you buns 😭 and deserve to get clowned on

[gritty bloom]

U want me to send my mm stats? lol ok

Now sit down.

Still a higher wr than u

[soft nebula]

needs more coins

[gritty bloom]

Been workin on that

[soft nebula]

good

[gritty bloom]

Bros laughing and yet my stats are legit

[desert jay]

id love to see you type hori into ur pc search bar

[gritty bloom]

Any day i could humble you

[desert jay]

see what pops up

[gritty bloom]

Also bro why do u use only one vocabulary when tryna roast other peoples levels

[pallid apex]

Easy rage bait lol

[gritty bloom]

Like seriously turn off ur cheats and lets see who wins

15-2

[pallid apex]

2 days

AHAHA

[desert jay]

levels dont mean anything he needs to show his “skills”

[gritty bloom]

True

Something i have

Anyways jose why do u like to target me so often?

[desert jay]

he is a big fan

[gritty bloom]

Wow u dont wanna answer to the fact u target me?

[desert jay]

enjoy ur two day break from cheating on mm 💀

[gritty bloom]

Why do u target people

[soft nebula]

i will enjoy not seeing him

[desert jay]

the fact he never denys the accusations shows proof of his guilt

[serene marsh]

wait what

i just realized

2 days

seriously

[pallid apex]

Right

[serene marsh]

...

[pallid apex]

For teaming.

[serene marsh]

this is stupid

[pallid apex]

teaming> Blant cheats

[gritty bloom]

Theyre right but theyre also severely wrong

[pallid apex]

yea

I mean at least it’s something

[gritty bloom]

Ill legit become a hive mod just to ban these guys man

[pallid apex]

even tho he always q dodges me

[lean osprey]

Beat me on cpg, still bad stats for a pres5 kek

[gritty bloom]

Crazy with it

I couldnt beat that

[lean osprey]

[gritty bloom]

Could probably 30-0 me in a 1v1 in mm

[lean osprey]

maybe lol, if my ping doesnt grief me, playing on asia servers while being in OCE is rough. 130 ping avg on the low end

[gritty bloom]

Damn bro 😭 asia servers is 500ms for me

Id def get 30-0d

[lean osprey]

Yea, my eu/na ping is 250+ usually

OCE servers when hive?

[gritty bloom]

⬆️

frrrr

[lean osprey]

Im sure its not just me who wants that but idk if the playerbase has enough to justify that extra money spend

[gritty bloom]

Global coverage

Literally the only 2 words u need

[lean osprey]

I mean fair, but who knows. might happen in the future (Im definitely coping)

[gritty bloom]

U or me

If its me i dont need it

Keep ur money

Wasnt it 1630?

nvm i have dementia its 1690

Hive+ is 1690 minecoins, thought it was 1630

[serene marsh]

relatable

[gritty bloom]

If ur gifting me hive+

Dont

Bro

I def have dememntia

See you soon

Also u dont gotta ping me

[desert jay]

become helper and get promoted..

takes quite a bit

[steady moss]

Gravity really got an update before Murder Mystery

[serene marsh]

why did u send it in both channels

[steady moss]

Cuz it's relevant to both

[serene marsh]

[serene marsh]

and?

[steady moss]

Not like anyone plays Gravity anyways

[serene marsh]

oh

trust
look the leaderboard

[dapper oriole]

a lot of players, who are prestige are teaming edaters

[serene marsh]

there’s alot of people that play gravity

[dapper oriole]

a lot of ppl play gravity

just because it's not stimulating enough for you doesn't mean it's bad

[serene marsh]

спасибо за подтверждение моих слов

[dapper oriole]

oh boy

you're writing a whole paragraph

[serene marsh]

реально

[dapper oriole]

пожалуйста

[steady moss]

Yes a lot of people are on the leaderboard, no a lot of people don't play the game, log on and send a picture of above 500 people playing and lemme know what server it's on, its always bottom 3 of most people playing

[simple elbow]

lmao L

[desert jay]

till you stop cheating?

thx bro

[simple elbow]

[steady moss]

Gravity did not deserve an update before Murder Mystery did, simply put

[serene marsh]

how?

its still active game

the online is the same

as mm

[steady moss]

Compared to Murder Mystery, it just is not

[rapid galleon]

its just an update

chill out

[serene marsh]

[dapper oriole]

what do you want for a murder mystery update? prestige 10? i can say, that mm doesn't deserve an update before gravity too, it works both sides

[steady moss]

More maps, literally like Gravity got

[desert jay]

we got a lot of maps what r u on abt

[dapper oriole]

you already have a lot of maps

[steady moss]

Most of them aren't very good and people vote the same 4 maps every time

[desert jay]

ur completely wrong what

[dapper oriole]

just because people vote for the same 4 maps doesn't mean, that you need more maps

[gritty bloom]

And im not one of em

[steady moss]

Yes it literally does

[dapper oriole]

sure, you can add good maps, but it's gonna be the same, as now

[desert jay]

bro is hating just to hatr

[dapper oriole]

people will always pick these maps

[serene marsh]

what maps dont u like

[steady moss]

Ur not even putting in an argument bro

[dapper oriole]

and what's a good mm map anyway by your definition?

[desert jay]

why would i

there isnt anything helpful to argue for or against

[steady moss]

I mean i don't hate them but castle town is just always voted for when it comes up and same for backrooms and office it gets so boring

[serene marsh]

Murder doesn't need one imo

The games fine the way it is rn

[gritty bloom]

Def not backrooms

[serene marsh]

Castle is one of my favs

[steady moss]

Backrooms is always voted for its stupid

[dapper oriole]

is it hive's problem? yeah, it definetly is, add more maps

ohhhhh i lost, maybe i'm actually a skilless kid? nah, the map's bad

[serene marsh]

Doesn't mean that hive needs to add more

[desert jay]

also