🕵・murder-mystery

[sonic laurel]

Goofy account? 🧐 you friends with Mickey Mouse?

[serene marsh]

nuh uh

i just have a weird skin 🌚

[sonic laurel]

👹 That’s fiiiiine

[serene marsh]

(purple guy)

[sonic laurel]

🧐 going to find you rn jokes mods pls leave me alone

[serene marsh]

jokes jokes

but fr people can just friend me 😨

[sonic laurel]

👹 I’m too lazy to do that

But yeah pretty much

[serene marsh]

lmao

everyone will find my depressing hive stats in MM

ratio of kills to deaths 2:1,000

you aint gon show us a band?

[sonic laurel]

None can be as depressing as @torn saddle stats

[serene marsh]

🤔

[sonic laurel]

Look up ‘Jonas brothers’ they’re AMAZING GOD LIKE musical genius people

Oh uh

You meant money

[sonic laurel]

🤑

[serene marsh]

Money money money

must be funny

[sonic laurel]

Hahaha I knew what they meant but i wanted to be goofy goober

Must be funny to make that money

[serene marsh]

heheheh

[serene marsh]

cake by the ocean

i earn 0.0000000000000001 dollar per day 🤗

thats dnce but

songs tuff

[sonic laurel]

I like eating pizza by the river instead

[sonic laurel]

Really!? That’s rich people stuff

[serene marsh]

what type tho

[sonic laurel]

Anything with pineapple, duh but it pairs best with jalapeño and bacon

👹

[serene marsh]

hawaiian pizza been valid

[sonic laurel]

🧐 wow I was expecting hate 😭

[dense rampart]

rs

[buoyant remnant]

360 Air Trick-shot

[wispy thicket]

🔥

[buoyant remnant]

🔥

Another

[wispy thicket]

Sheesh, that's insane

[river root]

yo meow

[thick oak]

yo meow

[river root]

yo meow

[serene marsh]

yo meow

[river root]

yo meow

[serene marsh]

i see you

[river root]

yesh

And I'm falling

[serene marsh]

Wild

[proven bane]

coolest 😁😁😁

[serene marsh]

🔥

[twilit torrent]

nice stats

[pulsar smelt]

good morning imposters

[abstract wave]

Tyy

It’s not mine but ty xDd

[twilit torrent]

oh 😭

[abstract wave]

Ehe

Dw :]

[digital sleet]

That is sick! GG :O

[buoyant remnant]

yo meow 🫡

[river root]

yo meow

[pulsar smelt]

yo moew

[verbal shuttle]

meow

[river root]

yo mawo

[sonic laurel]

woem

[storm panther]

woem

sounds like worm

🪱

[pulsar smelt]

woem

[river root]

moew

[sonic laurel]

weom

[buoyant remnant]

weom

[thick oak]

weom

[jade marten]

weom

[serene marsh]

weom

[proven bear]

weom

[tepid chasm]

weom

[sonic laurel]

guys no chains pls

[serene marsh]

⛓️

[sonic laurel]

⛓️

[abstract wave]

It’s controller?

[serene marsh]

[river root]

At least I'm a ghost so nobody can ;D

[abstract wave]

Abc

[sonic laurel]

Def

[pulsar oxide]

Iron chestplate speedrun lol

[serene marsh]

Stacked out, chestplate and bow 9 seconds into the game

[pulsar oxide]

Does the chestplate actually do anything?

[serene marsh]

Protects you from 1 hit and gives you invincibility for 3 seconds

Doesnt work for murderer tho

[pulsar oxide]

Oh cool

I’ve never been able to use it lol

[serene marsh]

You can get it on fairy gardens chroma and remnants pretty sure

[buoyant remnant]

No

[pulsar oxide]

Didn’t know there was anything you could buy with coins on chroma

Probably because castle town is like the only map I play on xD

[buoyant remnant]

89 almost prestige 5

[pulsar oxide]

Sheesh

[buoyant remnant]

Literally downloading packs on my Xbox lol

[pulsar oxide]

Wow

[buoyant remnant]

how do you get on those stats

[pulsar oxide]

Hive assistant bot

It’s in some discord servers

[buoyant remnant]

which dc server

[pulsar oxide]

Can’t advertise them =/

[buoyant remnant]

Bruh

sad

Why do people say stuff on hive dc server that isn’t even related to hive

someone was talking about Jesus

[pulsar oxide]

Wdym?

Oh

[buoyant remnant]

yeah

[pulsar oxide]

Because they’re bored

Idk

[buoyant remnant]

probably just new

they just put Jesus loves you

[pulsar oxide]

Weird

[buoyant remnant]

yeah

[serene marsh]

👀

[buoyant remnant]

Oh yeah someone called i6it was flying

I got 300k coins

[serene marsh]

Did you grind before pres

You can max in 36k

[abstract wave]

Oh looks like controller

[buoyant remnant]

Yeah

you have to get level 100 to prestige bro

expect prestige 5 level 100

[grand ember]

Was that always like that?
It’s right next the bench next to spawn

[buoyant remnant]

How do you get on there tho

[pulsar oxide]

You can’t, you have to join a discord server that has the bot

Yeah, but advertising/promoting discord server’s isn’t allowed, not even in #🎥・self-promotion

[heavy pond]

I know this server is hella cheap

[serene marsh]

ariana what are you doing hereeee?

[manic oriole]

what in the heck

[lament stag]

meow

[full lynx]

meow

[heavy pond]

Bro why the hell they delete my mssg 💀

Server is ass

[grand ember]

Fr

That’s so dumb

[heavy pond]

It wasn’t even a bad message

[grand ember]

All you did was mention you have the bot in your server 💀

[heavy pond]

Exactly

This server gunna die out

[grand ember]

Fr

[dark grove]

Winterfest confirmed

[serene marsh]

LMAO smhhh all you were doing was being a nobel hive member by trying to help those in need !!

[heavy pond]

Yeah apparently we aren’t supposed to help!!!!

What’s the point of the helper role anyways am i right

[river anchor]

holy moly

[serene marsh]

hi sozu

[hot stone]

why do they let u say ass but not lm (ignore this bit) fao

[serene marsh]

Please avoid bypassing the chat filter and keep this chat on topic

[heavy pond]

Exactly we gotta keep this server family friendly

Where’s Nick eh 30 when we need him

[serene marsh]

Eeeeeeeeh mazing Never back down Never give up

[heavy pond]

Fr they need to take advice from him

[heavy pond]

Idk I’m being honest with this server tho lol

Getting worse every day

[hot stone]

Not objecting to your message lol I was just annoyed abt the chat filter

[hot stone]

ye

[heavy pond]

Nah I get you

Think what you wanna think I’m not that easy to crack lmao

[heavy pond]

[river anchor]

[river anchor]

hello luv

[heavy pond]

[pulsar smelt]

guys the secret to win murder mystery is to

[serene marsh]

is to team

[wispy thicket]

Is to cheat

[quick sundial]

To be a hacker?

[south timber]

Is to glitch into some spot outside players limit

[tepid chasm]

is to not suck 💯

[sonic laurel]

Is to jump into the water on castle town

[pulsar oxide]

Yes

Instant win

[grand ember]

Fr

[sonic laurel]

When I do it I see a giant W on my screen so

[lament stag]

imagine murder mysetery

[pulsar oxide]

Wdym?

[sonic laurel]

Imagining it rn

Dang I died

[tidal tree]

What’s wrong with mm?

[river anchor]

everything

[tidal tree]

Please specify

@lament stag check dms please

[sonic laurel]

No don’t check DMs

[quiet laurel]

best strat

[pulsar oxide]

Fr

[quiet laurel]

i died bc i was checking chat 😢

bro why it gotta give me the stupid emoji

[pulsar smelt]

facts ‼️

[full lynx]

she is asleep currently

[wide galleon]

Pro tip: the murderer is always the person with the ugliest skin

[sonic laurel]

That would explain why I’m murderer every game

[wide galleon]

[sonic laurel]

Sleep is for the weak

[sonic laurel]

I only ever speak 📠

[full lynx]

yap yap yap

[sonic laurel]

That sounds like you 💯

[full lynx]

hater

[sonic laurel]

I don’t hate you bestie

don’t let rose see that

[pseudo condor]

guys

my school sucks

and im here with harry potter himself

[sonic laurel]

Tell him to conjure you up some better MM stats

[pseudo condor]

alright

hes busy with ron.

[sonic laurel]

Dang, sucks bro

[pseudo condor]

snape is kinda bad

no homo tho😍

[sonic laurel]

Ain’t he dead? He just a skelly boi rn

[pseudo condor]

actually full homo

oh..

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[pseudo condor]

hes alive in my heart..

.

[sonic laurel]

Ah well that makes sense

[pseudo condor]

omg

i replied to the wrong thing.

[sonic laurel]

🤠

[pseudo condor]

im actually best at mm

[sonic laurel]

Uh no that’s @light rose

[pseudo condor]

i will eat porkchop

who even is that anyway

[sonic laurel]

Um the MM god bro

Get with the program 😭

[pseudo condor]

i dont get on disc enough to know who that is

i dont play mc that much either cs school

[sonic laurel]

And it shows

[pseudo condor]

oh😞

is that bad or good?

[sonic laurel]

Idk it’s what the youngins say nowadays I can’t keep up with what it means I just use it

[pseudo condor]

huh

what did u js say

i dont understand

[sonic laurel]

Exactly 🥳 I never understand

[pseudo condor]

.

[sonic laurel]

🧐

I ain’t see whatever that was

[pseudo condor]

🥰🥰

sus

[sonic laurel]

No lunar is sus

[pseudo condor]

sus suss

bussss😜

[sonic laurel]

@torn saddle

[pseudo condor]

what

[sonic laurel]

tahw

[pseudo condor]

tahoe

[sonic laurel]

Take away the first two letters and you got rose

[pseudo condor]

huh?

[sonic laurel]

huh?

[pulsar smelt]

OppyWins 🔛🔝

[sonic laurel]

Always 💅

[pulsar smelt]

anyways murdering (we stay on topic! )

[sonic laurel]

We always stay on topic even when we talk about giraffes.

[full lynx]

meow

[pseudo condor]

what do u guys want for christmas

i am santa

[sonic laurel]

I got a dog for Christmas so gimme another

[pseudo condor]

i cant create life.

[pulsar smelt]

can’t relate, giraffes touch grass

[sonic laurel]

Don’t then. Just go to a shelter. Duh.

[pseudo condor]

no.

[sonic laurel]

Mmm yes yes that they do very awkwardly

You seen how a giraffe drinks? If not look it up. Then continue murdering people

[sonic laurel]

L Santa

[pseudo condor]

well im not actually santa🤣

[sonic laurel]

Plot twist

[pseudo condor]

erm… im the elf ;-;

[sonic laurel]

Makes sense you’re as tall as one 🥺

[pseudo condor]

im 5’5 for ur information.

[pulsar smelt]

after some running away from the murderer, getting shot by a default & avoiding teamers i’ll look into giraffes wiki

[sonic laurel]

HA SHORT! I’m 5’6

[pseudo condor]

ok🫤

[sonic laurel]

It’s okay 🥺 one of my friends is 4’10 it’s rough for her too

[sonic laurel]

Bet you definitely shoot *should

[pseudo condor]

short ppl need love too.

[sonic laurel]

No. Technically everyone in MC is the same height so no discrimination

[pseudo condor]

what..

have u seen those skins where it makes u shorter its like cosmetics or sumn

but thats what i heard

[sonic laurel]

Sure you can look smaller but you don’t fit under 2 blocks

[pseudo condor]

big forehead?

[sonic laurel]

I have one

[pseudo condor]

i dont.

[sonic laurel]

I got a whole 8 head

[pseudo condor]

u can fit 5 whoppers on it?

[sonic laurel]

Nah just 4

[pseudo condor]

ah

i can fit an egg mcmuffin on mine sorta.

[sonic laurel]

It’s what gives me away when I’m murdering people

[pseudo condor]

💀💀

[sonic laurel]

I need to close discord I’m just bored lol

[pseudo condor]

bye bye🙏🏽

[pulsar smelt]

“big forehead person is the murderer!!”

[pseudo condor]

😭

[sonic laurel]

Dying 😭

[pulsar smelt]

guys if you see a big forehead person, shoot them!

[pseudo condor]

®️

[sonic laurel]

Anytime someone sees me they can shoot me 🥺

I will only be smol mad

[tepid chasm]

granny what

[pulsar smelt]

oppy no we should work together to figure out who’s the imposter

[sonic laurel]

But it’s me

[pulsar smelt]

oppy you’re out

[sonic laurel]

I’m always killer

28/5

[pulsar smelt]

i’m ejecting you off the spaceship!

[sonic laurel]

HEY! I’m friendly. You just gotta shoot me and end it don’t send me into the void 😭

I didn’t choose the killer life it chose me.

[pulsar smelt]

that’s something a villain would say

[sonic laurel]

Well… ya see… running away now 🏃🏽‍♀️

[tepid chasm]

[pulsar smelt]

[sonic laurel]

[pseudo condor]

they should have a meme chat or sumn

cs im funny i think

[tepid chasm]

[pseudo condor]

funny right?

[tepid chasm]

yes funny

[sonic laurel]

No

[tepid chasm]

yuh uh

[full lynx]

woah woah

[tepid chasm]

holy moly

[twilit torrent]

u are

[full lynx]

thanks

[tidal tree]

Alright thanks

[pseudo condor]

YAHOO

[sonic laurel]

Woah

[tidal tree]

?

What’s going on

[sonic laurel]

Not MM

[serene marsh]

Murder Mystery enthusiastic

[sonic laurel]

I only murder mystery depressingly

[serene marsh]

i see

[sonic laurel]

Depressin this sword into ya face

… I need sleep anyways bye

[serene marsh]

gtb

[sonic laurel]

Hahahaha

[serene marsh]

sleep well

[sonic laurel]

[serene marsh]

[sonic laurel]

[serene marsh]

MM will never gets old

[sonic laurel]

It will always be young at heart

[serene marsh]

fr

Imagine if the Hive add an among us map to MM

[wispy thicket]

Isn't Spaceship feels like among us map?

[serene marsh]

True lol

[digital sleet]

Wasn't that a Java map?

[wispy thicket]

It was on Bedrock as well

[digital sleet]

So they were released on both versions at the same time?

[wispy thicket]

I don't know about the Spaceship in Java, but in Bedrock it has been there for a long time

[digital sleet]

Bruh, you should be a politician xd I ask a question then you make your own question and answer it 😅

[serene marsh]

rtx just makes minecraft 10x scarier

[grand ember]

Daang

[serene marsh]

That's amazing, I love how much it adds to the ambience, feels real spooky :O

[serene marsh]

Jealous bc I want RTX too

if u want wins on murder mystery rtx can challenge u

because not even the flashlight works in the backrooms, doesnt turn on

very dark, gotta rely on sounds

Lmao

The lights out do shiet to me bc of my fullbright lol

And envoirment changer

[serene marsh]

ill send u rtx in the package

[serene marsh]

see what i mean doesnt turn on even in first person

[serene marsh]

Huh

[vivid iris]

can you send me that rtx pack

dm that pack to me @serene marsh

[serene marsh]

PrizmaRTX

[light rose]

who even r YOU

[tepid chasm]

spooky

[lament stag]

ok

[dense rampart]

big mistake

[lament stag]

explain further

they wanna be me so bad

[odd sigil]

dylan and honey broke up? ( just wanna know don't think bad)

[lament stag]

who is dylan & homey

honey

[odd sigil]

DYLANOBLE?

[river root]

xHumv is herre

[main zealot]

Hi ppl

[odd sigil]

I always saw them together now they don't even have matching or sm tougher

[lament stag]

idk who they are whats their ign

[odd sigil]

its fine

I was just curious

[main zealot]

Ik them

[lament stag]

ign?

[main zealot]

And idk what happened I just saw him just today

[odd sigil]

Me too

[main zealot]

Well it's been 2 months for me I'm back but non yt

[odd sigil]

I just ask me but he ignore

Him*

[main zealot]

Dylan is in my friends list

[odd sigil]

I guess is with lluvia now

[main zealot]

Oh yes

Idk it's kinda weird

[odd sigil]

Yeah

[tepid chasm]

[odd sigil]

[old warren]

Level 90 Reached!

[serene marsh]

Wild

[hushed pond]

Hi

[tepid chasm]

Awesome sauce

[heavy pond]

What costume are you using

[serene marsh]

Its the Pegasus

[tepid chasm]

slaying people slaying at life

[serene marsh]

yes

[tepid chasm]

murd makes me shake omg clutched tho 💯

[abstract wave]

A long time ago

years and years ago….

[abstract wave]

💀

It is standard 50

[odd sigil]

Aahh

I didn't know

[river anchor]

[tepid chasm]

[serene marsh]

hii humv

[tepid chasm]

i miss granny

😔

[pulsar smelt]

oppy you’re being summoned 🗣‼️

[remote pawn]

i confess that i am a little afraid of people that are level 101-600 (prestige)

[tepid chasm]

me too i have to kill them off first if im murd cant take no chance

[pulsar smelt]

can’t relate, i’m so bad

[tepid chasm]

can be worse then me

[odd sigil]

Tbh ppl on MM are not that scary than ppl with pc from lvl 40 onwards on sky wars they are the worst you just cant play

not to mention those Who make you fly up to Jesus

[fringe swan]

Real

[serene marsh]

freest qp of my career

[river anchor]

omg thats crazy

[tepid chasm]

teamers = losers

[sonic laurel]

I was eating pizza 😭

[sonic laurel]

😭

[sonic laurel]

Aye I’ll have you know I’m still really bad, just not at murdering people and getting that XP to level up. 😏 but when you’re talking about killing murderer as innocent… yeah no I die 9/10 times

[tepid chasm]

GRANNYS BACK 😻😻

what kind of pizza

[sonic laurel]

Just plain ol cheese

Better for running from murderers because it’s less filling mhm

[tepid chasm]

real

i shot a rando cus the killing was hiding UGHHAHAHEHEE

[sonic laurel]

LOL the other night I shot a high level because I was goofing around and pointing my bow at a group, someone said pink skin murd… so I shot the one with pink skin LOL THEN died and saw ‘grey hair’ but in my defense I didn’t see til after and well just did my best

🤠

[tepid chasm]

LMAOOO get scammed

[sonic laurel]

😭 I felt kinda bad but I was laughing so hard I was coughing because I was so tired. Delulu and all

[quiet laurel]

i cant even do that u immediately die bc u just screw up so bad in the beginning (imo at least lol i just suck)

[tepid chasm]

real either u start a killing spree in the beginning or ur screwed 😔

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaas kill as quickly as possible and boom more xp even if you don’t win

[tepid chasm]

delulu is the solulu

[quiet laurel]

i was playing last night at like 4am and there were so many good ppl on no matter how many times i requed 😭

[sonic laurel]

Exactly, and I’m always delulu

[tepid chasm]

especially when i think i know who the murd is and i get them killed 💯

[tepid chasm]

it’s always at night

essay typing gawd

[sonic laurel]

Playing during American daytime hours you get HORRIBLE slow killers and really lame innocents that kill you for zero reason. Early night you get the best mix of good/bad. Late night it’s really good players way less bad typically

[quiet laurel]

i have noticed that

[tepid chasm]

ong it’s annoying lol (i just suck)

[sonic laurel]

I like playing between 6pm and 1 am EST because it’s the best mix but 🤷🏼‍♀️

[tepid chasm]

iv resorted to hiding during those times

[quiet laurel]

i was basically getting free xp last night bc of the good players but honestly boring when u just suck bc theyre way better lol

[sonic laurel]

I only do day time hours if I’m bored and just wanna collect coins forever because people NEVER wanna kill.

[tepid chasm]

REAL

it’s a STRUGGLEEE

[sonic laurel]

Speaking of I’m about to do quests. Hopefully one will be MM tonight 😭

[quiet laurel]

ive also noticed daytime hours if someone gets murd they immediately log out

[sonic laurel]

I’ll still play after but still

[sonic laurel]

Ngl I get that a lot with better players. So many of them just leave and I’m like… 🙄

[tepid chasm]

i’m doing mm rn (i keep dying to reply)

[sonic laurel]

I see their name and I’m like of course you would

[tepid chasm]

i would do that a lot when i first started cus i was SOO bad at murd i couldn’t bare it anymore 💔

now i stick thru and take it like a champ (i yell at my tv)

[sonic laurel]

Just pay attention to your percentages (not like they’re actually accurate) and try to find a group of people before even knowing if you’re murderer or not. I tend to do that and then if I get a sword I’m smackin em all down

Only time it doesn’t work is if the sheriff happens to be there too

[tepid chasm]

when the sheriff pulls a sozuqo

💔

[tepid chasm]

the % suck so much like my gosh 😭

[quiet laurel]

getting on and hoping i dont keep dying

[tepid chasm]

i wish you luck

[sonic laurel]

The day I had 40%-46% chance to be murderer and got innocent 4 more times I gave up with those percentages 😭

[tepid chasm]

i be getting a big percentage for sheriff then BAM murd like no no 😭

[sonic laurel]

Lol that happens too. I got a 2% murderer and 30 something sheriff, get murderer

[tepid chasm]

it sucks BUTT

[sonic laurel]

Just like @torn saddle

Who is boycotting the discord because they lost their streak 😭

[tepid chasm]

😭

poor rose

[sonic laurel]

😭

[quiet laurel]

BROOOO

[tepid chasm]

BRO!?

[quiet laurel]

just got randomly shot

hate it here

[tepid chasm]

real (it’s always the bots)

[sonic laurel]

That was def me

haven’t even logged on yet

[tepid chasm]

makes sense

LOL

[quiet laurel]

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO y

that’s why u always gotta show the bow

[quiet laurel]

i was just about to then BAM

[sonic laurel]

Lol that was pretty dumb to run up and shoot you. You could’ve killed them all if you wanted. I guess they got suspicious when you ran away but that’s not actually sus

[tepid chasm]

right in the FOREHEAD

idk i get sus of anyone easy but i don’t shoot them

[sonic laurel]

I’d be sus if I saw you

🧐 insta shooting

[tepid chasm]

i change my skins everytime i play so CATCH ME 𝚒𝚏 U CAN

[sonic laurel]

I’m looking at you rn

[tepid chasm]

i’m at my dinner table wya

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

WHATTT

[sonic laurel]

👹

I legit just turned around to go to quest thingy and saw you lol

[sonic laurel]

I’ll just click to the side menu thing and peep your name and see the skin

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO

[tepid chasm]

bet ima be on the run

ur jump scared me

oh my god

[sonic laurel]

Hiya Georgie

[tepid chasm]

CREEPY LOOKING

can i friend u

[sonic laurel]

Corn better lol

[tepid chasm]

u scared this other rando lmao

[sonic laurel]

Also yeah that’s fine if you want, make it easier to kill ya later 🤠

[tepid chasm]

BET

if i die by u i’m going to bed

[sonic laurel]

Ahhahahah

[quiet laurel]

anytime i try to record me being murd i just suck even worse lmao

skill issue

[tepid chasm]

LOLL

i would type in chat but my xbox is SLOW so 😻

granny a BIT corny

[sonic laurel]

I have replay so I can just watch that. Not as good but then I don’t gotta worry about being bad on a game I wanna record lol

[sonic laurel]

I’m on pc so

[tepid chasm]

[sonic laurel]

I saw what it said at first and I was confused as heck

[tepid chasm]

LOLLL

[sonic laurel]

I was like 😭 am only one corn

[tepid chasm]

HAHA

[serene marsh]

[tepid chasm]

time to grind mm

[tepid chasm]

[serene marsh]

Clearly dogs are cuter than cats.

[sonic laurel]

I’m gonna work on my quests theeeen go murder 👹

Otherwise I’ll never do quests

[tepid chasm]

i love both 💗(i only have dogs AH

i forget quests exist

[serene marsh]

Fr

[sonic laurel]

I have 8 cats and 1 dog

[tepid chasm]

[serene marsh]

That's cold icl

[sonic laurel]

So uh cats def cuter

[serene marsh]

Hush

[tepid chasm]

ur pfp is ur dog

[sonic laurel]

Yes and he’s in the pets section a few times lol

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

[sonic laurel]

He was really sleepy in my pfp and tired of my crap lol

[serene marsh]

[tepid chasm]

my dogs r seals (pomeranian)

[sonic laurel]

Ew, I want to get a little dog because Finn is supposed to be tall according to his breed. Which is fine but I need a lap pup to chill with while I murder people ya know?

[tepid chasm]

my personal dog hates physical affection

i cry inside

but they are insane 💯

[sonic laurel]

Finn only hates it when he’s all hot which he gets hot easily. But he likes to lay against me while playing MM and just sleep.

[serene marsh]

It would be great if the Hive added a way to use pets in-game as well

[tepid chasm]

i have the witch cat so that would be amazing

[tepid chasm]

better do ur quests granny

[serene marsh]

Instead of targeting players to win, I would target pets because why not

[sonic laurel]

LOL I was in another discord talking about getting another puppy 😅 I’ll be starting so I can murder soooon

[serene marsh]

Don't get me wrong this is okay

[tepid chasm]

[sonic laurel]

WOAH

[tepid chasm]

YAYYYYY

[serene marsh]

Noice

[sonic laurel]

That is not what I thought you meant

[serene marsh]

Ikr

[tepid chasm]

is it not

🧍🏻‍♀️

[sonic laurel]

Target their pet and they’ll go John wick on you

[tepid chasm]

[serene marsh]

Nah

[tepid chasm]

ima do mm (don’t kill me granny)

[serene marsh]

I would never be evil to pets in Minecraft

[tepid chasm]

The way u turned around scared me omg

😭

[serene marsh]

Who?

[tepid chasm]

GRANNY a menace 😭

[tepid chasm]

oppy lmao

[sonic laurel]

👹

[serene marsh]

Nvm

[sonic laurel]

I’m old so they call me that

[tepid chasm]

💯💯

[serene marsh]

So am I

[tepid chasm]

granny my fav

[tepid chasm]

grand pa

[serene marsh]

Most of my friends call me old icl

[tepid chasm]

LMAO new nickname

[serene marsh]

I am fine with it tbh

I have work tomorrow

[tepid chasm]

sounds…? fun????

[tepid chasm]

gotta make sure grandpa

[serene marsh]

10 hours of work is not fun

[serene marsh]

Haha

[tepid chasm]

i don’t work (my parents want me to focus on school)

[tidal tree]

Thanks

[sonic laurel]

I have work too but only like 3 hours because my boss is better. I get a full 10 hours pay with 3 hours of actual work 🥳

[serene marsh]

I am working because I need to pay for my college and I don't want my parents to do everything for me

[tepid chasm]

that’s fair

[sonic laurel]

Oof see yall is youngins

[serene marsh]

Lucky you

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaaas

[tepid chasm]

💯

[serene marsh]

For my job I get to work 50 hours a week and the work pays for my college tuition so that's a W

[tepid chasm]

now that i’m in mm i’m gonna die so fast 💔

[sonic laurel]

I get 44 hours a week and only have to pay for my dog and car insurance/other things. So plenty of time for MM because I only really work half those hours in physical time working

[serene marsh]

Do not write me an entire essay please

[sonic laurel]

I’m doing quests 😭

[serene marsh]

I am so exhausted to even read

[sonic laurel]

I will rn lemme go to the chat thingy

[serene marsh]

:(

[serene marsh]

What about school?

[tepid chasm]

i know (i check the players list to make sure)

[serene marsh]

I know school is not for everyone but I am concerned about why you didn't mention it

[sonic laurel]

I never did schooling for my job, plus I’m older than that lol

[serene marsh]

Understandable

[sonic laurel]

I know you can go to school at any point but

[serene marsh]

I get it

Mine starts in the new year

[sonic laurel]

Yaaas anyways questing tiiiime

[sonic laurel]

Ew

[serene marsh]

Good luck and have fun

[sonic laurel]

I won’t have fun

[serene marsh]

[tepid chasm]

don’t break a hip

[sonic laurel]

[sonic laurel]

Going to rn

[tepid chasm]

good

[serene marsh]

It's bothering me how we have bow cosmetics in MM but not sword cosmetics like different colors 🥲

[tepid chasm]

realllll

[serene marsh]

Wooden, stone, gold, and diamond...

[tepid chasm]

BRO first thing in chat (kill the furrys)

[serene marsh]

I heard it's confusing for newer people in Minecraft for having a variety of different colors

[tepid chasm]

dying by a wooden sword would make me cry

[serene marsh]

XD

[tepid chasm]

[serene marsh]

[quiet laurel]

i learn something new everyday

[serene marsh]

Definitely

[tepid chasm]

bots r gonna be the death of me (they keep tryna shoot me)

[quiet laurel]

my b

[sonic laurel]

That’s just me

[tepid chasm]

😨😨

U FOUDN ME

NOO

[sonic laurel]

Hehehe not actually I’m doing block party quest 😭 there is a mm quest but I’ll do it last

[manic oriole]

Fr

But also that would get confusing

Bc some colors blend in too well yk

[serene marsh]

Yep that's what I thought

[serene marsh]

What if they add sound effects when killing players like exploding boomboxs something related to skywar

Nvm

It would be chaotic

[tepid chasm]

better get that daily gift

[sonic laurel]

Lol I had to restart to see it

[tepid chasm]

me too

[sonic laurel]

I was so confused

[tepid chasm]

got to see mason tho

[sonic laurel]

Mason? 🧐

[tepid chasm]

the owl man

[sonic laurel]

Heck owls

[tepid chasm]

LOLL

now i’m kinda laggy i got to go to mm now LOL

[sonic laurel]

There were soooo many people in that lobby lol

[tepid chasm]

ONG

now i’m in mmm chilling

[quiet laurel]

bro the lobby was NOT christmassy 2 minutes ago

now it is

so lovely

[tepid chasm]

real

first time i participated in a winterfest

[tidal tree]

I don’t want to be you

[tidal tree]

Also it isn’t there’s an unexplained context

[tidal tree]

Congratulations

[tepid chasm]

GRANNY

[sonic laurel]

🤓 def not chilling at quest master in between quests lol

[tepid chasm]

LOLLL

i’m in hub chatting to someone cus i kept dying in mm 😭

[sonic laurel]

Got 2 quests left til my MM one and then I’ll be killin peeps

[tepid chasm]

YEAAAA tell me i wanna join

[sonic laurel]

okay

[tepid chasm]

[sonic laurel]

Got my MM quest selected

[tepid chasm]

YEAA

i got helpers and sloshed dropping gifts in the hub

[pulsar smelt]

almost grabbed one 😞

[sonic laurel]

Heck gifts

[tepid chasm]

ONGGG

[sonic laurel]

I’ve only given not gotten lol

[tepid chasm]

but no someone else got it

[tepid chasm]

iv given hat token thingys not gifts

[pulsar smelt]

the last time i grabbed a random gift was fox ears

[tepid chasm]

mine was axe hat

🪓

[pulsar smelt]

axe hat 🔛🔝

goes well with anything

[tepid chasm]

ONG

[sonic laurel]

I like it with the zombear costume

[tepid chasm]

wat

[sonic laurel]

The axe hat

[pulsar smelt]

what does the zombear costume looks like with a hat on?

[tepid chasm]

🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

[pulsar smelt]

he looks bald

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaas

[pulsar smelt]

bald bear 🗣💥

[tepid chasm]

UR HEAD

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

[sonic laurel]

I like this one. You can see the gap in my brain

[tepid chasm]

MY NAME

[sonic laurel]

LOL

Now to murder people

[pulsar smelt]

half your brain just gets vaporized when u play mm

[sonic laurel]

Exactly why it’s fitting

[tepid chasm]

gifts SUCK yes murd time

[sonic laurel]

Lol they suck cause I never get em 🤑

[tepid chasm]

real 💔

i was about to shoot you

[pulsar smelt]

facts

[sonic laurel]

I got 6 coins 😭 I was trying too

[tepid chasm]

LMAO WATTT

[sonic laurel]

👹

[tepid chasm]

ARGHH I DIED

you did too big brain

[sonic laurel]

Lol I got slapped in the face with 1 coin left 😭

[tidal tree]

L

[tepid chasm]

THE THROWABLE

[sonic laurel]

I got caught by a stray throwable

LOL

[tepid chasm]

💔

LMAOO

[sonic laurel]

It was meant for someone else and I walked right in line with em

[tepid chasm]

SAME MY GOSH

NOOO

[sonic laurel]

My bow slipped

[tepid chasm]

lies

[sonic laurel]

🥳

[tepid chasm]

BRO

SOMEOEN SHOT ME

LMAO

[sonic laurel]

You ain’t see that

[tepid chasm]

i did

💯

i screamed 💯

karma

[sonic laurel]

Lol that was def targeted tbh

[tepid chasm]

really? i didnt spectate 😔

[sonic laurel]

Lol nah I mean me getting you

[tepid chasm]

YEA I KNOW

i scearmed them i got stuck

😔

[sonic laurel]

I had to be sure 🤠 I won’t do it again heheh

[tepid chasm]

i will

i died

[sonic laurel]

That’s fine 👹 but I hate being killer on castle town

[tepid chasm]

this is targeted

[sonic laurel]

Spectate me rq

[tepid chasm]

did u fall

[sonic laurel]

Nvm 😭

I was gonna lol

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

i like castle as a innocent (i don’t)

[sonic laurel]

I get killer on it too much

[tepid chasm]

it sucks as murd my god

[sonic laurel]

Lol I get screwed by all the steps tbh idk why it messes me up sometimes and not others

[tepid chasm]

i don’t

L

i died

again

[sonic laurel]

Lol I saw your grave fall and then died

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

girlie was on a mission

[sonic laurel]

I didn’t like how they looked at me

[tepid chasm]

i missed 💯

[sonic laurel]

I shot one of the twin penguins

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

[tepid chasm]

ong like bro turn around

[sonic laurel]

Exactly

😭 I knew it

[tepid chasm]

AHHH

LMAOO

i wanted to kill the person who was texting in chat

[sonic laurel]

Lol 13 kills was really good, I needed 1 more coin. I saw it and was running because it was you or a penguin guy that’s all I knew and I couldn’t find any

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO

[sonic laurel]

As soon as I get a bow it ends 😭 I can’t get coins today

[tepid chasm]

i almost died by that thing

😨

[sonic laurel]

I got a purple coin at the end lol

[tepid chasm]

that’s TOUGHHH

[sonic laurel]

I’ve only won 4 outta 10 games I need lol

[tepid chasm]

right behind you 👺

you saved me

[sonic laurel]

You’re welcome for the save lol

Hahaha

[tepid chasm]

LOL

i heard a throwable and i started running

😭

[sonic laurel]

I saw you getting chased, he stopped to kill someone on the bridge and I was like 🧐 oh well uh okay

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO

bro was on a mission

ofc it’s purple guy

[sonic laurel]

Heckin purple people stink

[tepid chasm]

ong

wash that stuff off

💯

[sonic laurel]

putting on a purple skin rn

[tepid chasm]

running for my life

[sonic laurel]

I only had 6 coins 🥺 couldn’t shoot you

[tepid chasm]

😨

tryna kill me

[sonic laurel]

Lol that was so bad

I was on a mission though

[serene marsh]

It's bed time

[sonic laurel]

Never bed time

[serene marsh]

Gts

I received a YouTube premium for 3 month gift and when I tried to claim the gift, it appeared I had to put in another payment 🥲💀

[sonic laurel]

Ew gross

[serene marsh]

It's a scam

[sonic laurel]

I’m a scam

[tidal tree]

Yeah Ik

[sonic laurel]

You scam

[proven bane]

: )

we all know

[sonic laurel]

I dont know

[proven bane]

then you sus

[sonic laurel]

Im always sus

[serene marsh]

Ofc you are

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaas

[serene marsh]

😭

[sonic laurel]

[serene marsh]

[sonic laurel]

[serene marsh]

Nostalgia

It's such a good and a bad feeling

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaaas it is

So is murdering people and then being shot by the last innocent

[serene marsh]

Rip

759 more coins

[marble mica]

Gl bro

[twilit torrent]

so close to max as well!

[serene marsh]

do i max or no

[serene marsh]

ty

[twilit torrent]

yea duh, at least try

you’re already 85-90% done

[serene marsh]

i get tired every 20 levels

[twilit torrent]

felt, i’m only level 22 on mm

i prefer tw

[serene marsh]

yeah

im prestige 3 lvl 55 in tw i think

[twilit torrent]

ooh nice, i’m only a few behind you

[marble mica]

Yes

[serene marsh]

ooo nice

[twilit torrent]

hopefully i can max before reset though

[marble mica]

Try b4 new year

[serene marsh]

hmm, maybe 3 weeks ill max

[marble mica]

Ight

[twilit torrent]

gl

[serene marsh]

ty

[main zealot]

Goodluck!

[serene marsh]

humvvv

hii

[main zealot]

helo

[serene marsh]

hru

[main zealot]

I'm doing great crazy smth hbu

[serene marsh]

im doing good

[main zealot]

Well I'm back

[serene marsh]

r u on hive rn?

[main zealot]

Not rn maybe later

[serene marsh]

well i added u again

i unfriended basically everyone

[main zealot]

100+ friends "-"

106 friends inv "-"""

[serene marsh]

off

[main zealot]

Ye lag while evident using friends list he will never

[serene marsh]

[main zealot]

It's like freezing o-o

[serene marsh]

rip

Bist back?

[serene marsh]

i do very often

[modern chasm]

where is village ?

and office party ?

i can't even see normal office

Normal office

[serene marsh]

they havent released all the christmas maps and etc, they only released the hub

[modern chasm]

bc of bedwars ew

[odd brook]

they will released it in a few days

[serene marsh]

300,000 coins

[molten forge]

🙂 @serene marsh nice

[serene marsh]

ty

[wispy thicket]

Congrats

[serene marsh]

ty

[marble mica]

W

@polar nebula

Wsp

Didn’t know u were here

[wispy thicket]

👀

[gray vigil]

RTX always looks so cool!

[marble mica]

🔥

[serene marsh]

Amogus spaceship

[timid mountain]

💀

[lament stag]

new jeo close friends story just dropped

[serene marsh]

nice, how can I reach this one?

[pulsar smelt]

just swim up 😪

[serene marsh]

good idea

[humble garnet]

They have map village version holiday?

Or later

[odd sigil]

Soon

They say it in #📰・hive-updates

[humble garnet]

This one my favourite village 😅

Oki

[odd sigil]

Oooh you talk about that village

Idk sorry i just know they will make return festive maps, seasonal cosmetics, and a hub hunt

[pale geode]

man

[abstract wave]

Hmmmmm sus

[untold cairn]

yo spaceship on steroids
nice screenie btw

[untold cairn]

noiceeeee

[untold cairn]

😍

[twilit torrent]

jump

[full lynx]

they removed jumping silly

[sonic laurel]

It’s a me Mario

[manic oriole]

LOL

[sonic laurel]

I didn’t even realize the persons name has Mario in it when I said that 😭 I just saw how high it was and someone said jump. Ima genius

not

[lament stag]

[tidal tree]

the murderer wasnt thinking

[main zealot]

How I've never seen b4 💀

I want like this :-:

[serene marsh]

its just epic

[main zealot]

It is 💀

My fav coin glitch was TINY COIN HAHA

[main zealot]

The best coin (old btw)

[woven lynx]

HUMV

what the

[main zealot]

Oh hiii I remember you >•<

[manic oriole]

fr

[river root]

Im tiny coin-

[main zealot]

WHAT

[river root]

meow

[main zealot]

OK O-O

[river root]

Come get me

[remote pawn]

ain't no way dude i just collected 3 purple coins in a row and i had like 20 total coins or something

[silk sail]

that moment when people cheat in mm....

[river root]

I only collected 2 times in a row ::

[vocal portal]

@fresh vapor why you teaming dawg

I wasn't finna let that slide if you thought I was.

Here's replay ID BrotherlyRabbitHide6362

🖕🖕

[sonic laurel]

I saw very obvious teamers back to back last night 🙄 first ones are already pretty known I believe so whatever lameos. But the other two were so annoying. They were exact same skin, innocent one would fake you out and the killer would then get people right behind them. Or they would throw the throwable and the innocent one would run like they threw it after someone to try and get shot instead. Idk if that makes sense and wish I got the replay id

[vocal portal]

The amount of teaming I saw last night made me log it was just insane.

[sonic laurel]

It was frustrating because I know those people I saw are doing it to purposely troll people because they don’t ban people the way they should for doing it

[vocal portal]

Oh yeah I had a villager and a Llama last night team so hard I started contemplating why I even play this game sometimes ;-; like I love the game why ppl gotta ruin it

[river root]

That happened to me but I beat it what a noob teams

[twilit torrent]

that’s a little mean

[vocal portal]

Yeah 🥰 I'm aware

[twilit torrent]

nah i get it i hate teaming too 😭

[vocal portal]

You had me in the first half no cap 😭😭 it's tough our here tryna play a good game and some cringe couple or twisted trio ruins it

[twilit torrent]

FRRR

them e-daters are something else 😭

[vocal portal]

Bruh if I could see hardcore E-daters irl I BET they bite