🕵・murder-mystery

[twilit torrent]

FRR

😭

[tepid chasm]

its always the person that befriends you that betrays you (i do the same)

[twilit torrent]

yeah crouch as the murderer js to stab em in the back

[tepid chasm]

best play ever especially to the sheriff

[quiet laurel]

i love when u go to shoot the right person and someone jumps in the way at the last second so you both die

[twilit torrent]

UUUHHFG

I DONT

when that happens i usually just stop playing

[quiet laurel]

its truly the worst

[tepid chasm]

it’s embarrassing how many times it happens

[twilit torrent]

it’s not my fault

they jumped in front

[tepid chasm]

or when a bot shoots u for no reason

[twilit torrent]

uhm

i’m usually the “bot” who shoots other ppl

[tepid chasm]

😭

for me it’s when i’m trying to show someone who is the murd and they shoot me like 😔

[twilit torrent]

most of the time i’m bored so i’ll just shoot someone random

oops

[thick oak]

me when @serene marsh

[tepid chasm]

if i see two ppl matching skins ill shoot one of them

🧍🏻‍♀️

[twilit torrent]

😭

[tepid chasm]

what’s ur fav mm map 👁️👁️

[twilit torrent]

well

i don’t play a lot but

hm what’s it called

[tepid chasm]

👁️👁️

[twilit torrent]

AHH

spaceship

that’s what it’s called

[tepid chasm]

YEAAA

become a jumping space suit man

[serene marsh]

except u wouldnt shoot me youd miss

[twilit torrent]

🔥

[tepid chasm]

best feeling

[twilit torrent]

that’s why it’s the best

wbu?

[tepid chasm]

me it’s toy house

[twilit torrent]

ooh that one’s fun too

the chandelier

perfect place to camp

[tepid chasm]

ONGG

that’s why for me lolol

[twilit torrent]

what’s the new one called

with the water thing that fills up

and they keys that unlock a bow

[quiet laurel]

me when i dont have a bow early game but see the sheriff and im like THEYRE RIGHHT THERE and then we both die 😦

[quiet laurel]

castle town

[twilit torrent]

yes that one is also a very good map

[tepid chasm]

its like really dud

[tepid chasm]

as an innocent 10/10 murd it can be hard but very good for hiding ur kills

[twilit torrent]

it just looks cool too

[tepid chasm]

real

[quiet laurel]

opinions on fairy garden?

i hated it when it first came out but now it’s like okayish lol

[tepid chasm]

i like it to teleport away from the killer that’s abt it for me

the backrooms is my fav as murd imo

[twilit torrent]

i don’t like how open it is

but it also looks cool

[quiet laurel]

valid

for some reason fairy garden as murd im rly good but as an innocent im horrible💀

[lament stag]

[tepid chasm]

real it sucks sometimes

[manic oriole]

no

[full lynx]

no what

[sonic laurel]

just no

[full lynx]

oh i see

[spare wadi]

Should I report it?

[thick oak]

u better watch out

next time i see u

gonna start shootin

[frank tide]

hey guys ImCynicql here

[serene marsh]

hey guys userui here

[twilit torrent]

hello ImCynicql and userui

[full lynx]

hi guys justjeongin here

[lament stag]

hey guys lunarwagg here

[tepid chasm]

hi guys yummi here

[serene marsh]

im not worried given you wont hit💀

[lament stag]

me personally

[full lynx]

liv you might as well quit mm after that

[lament stag]

fr

[thick oak]

yes i will

u wont know what hit u frfr

[lament stag]

hit me up

[thick oak]

Tbh ur fat

[lament stag]

omg not the up

that’s embarrassing

[full lynx]

mods!!!!

[thick oak]

LMAO

[lament stag]

guys im bored i wanna create chaos

[full lynx]

you should text me

[thick oak]

no she should text me

[lament stag]

oh

[full lynx]

go away

[lament stag]

oh

[tepid chasm]

[lament stag]

[full lynx]

[tepid chasm]

tryna play a match then the “tbh ur fat” that’s wild (it got me killed”

[full lynx]

😭😭😭

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[thick oak]

LMAO

i am SO sorry thay it got u killed

not sorry i said it

[full lynx]

youre not forgiven👎

[tepid chasm]

that’s wild 😭

[tepid chasm]

the murd was bad too 😔

[thick oak]

ur mad cuz i called u fat

twice

hit the gym tubby

[thick oak]

LMAO

now how….

[tepid chasm]

so i’m running, i look at my phone, i read it, im in disbelief then BAM in the back of my head

😔

(mind you i saw them try to kill earlier)

[sonic laurel]

I did that mhm mhm

[tepid chasm]

it was tragic

[sonic laurel]

I’ll do it again

[lament stag]

toes cold

[manic oriole]

yes

[tepid chasm]

DO IT (i’ll miss my shot and die)

[sonic laurel]

Bet lets dual

Duel

Lol Oopsie

[tepid chasm]

😭

i’ll lose that duel 100%%%

[sonic laurel]

Probably because I never lose. Yup yup. pls don’t look at me stats

[tepid chasm]

LMAO

(ill miss my shot bc i panic shoot)

[sonic laurel]

😭 don’t even get me started on that lol I do it 28/9

[tepid chasm]

especially when they get in ur face like

[twilit torrent]

i cant aim for the life of me

once i see the murderer i js go into panic mode

[sonic laurel]

I wish I had the replay from when someone on here called me slow lol well my reflexes. It was BAD

[frank tide]

hi userui 😍

[tepid chasm]

i play on xbox so i’m 100% slow

[tepid chasm]

i try to predict the shot if it doesn’t work im screwed

[sonic laurel]

I saw my friend coming at me, didn’t know they were the killer, saw them take the sword out kill someone out my peripheral running out a side room. Got the bow out and dead 😭 I was screaming

It was on office too 😒

[tepid chasm]

i made my friend fall off the tree in remnants and she died instantly she screamed i laughed hard

[sonic laurel]

But a few days ago on backrooms I went to kill someone and they backed up JUST enough for me to shoot the person behind them. Like by a pixel I missed him and got them. I didn’t know what happened because I clearly shot the guy with the sword. I had to watch the replay to see what happened 😭

[tepid chasm]

office sucks for innocent imo

[sonic laurel]

It was a super tight space where it all went down 😭

[tepid chasm]

the bathrooms in the office is a death sentence

[sonic laurel]

I like just running for my life on office

I die less

[tepid chasm]

i always die there it is BOOTY

especially when everyone groups up in the hall way or the main area then bam everyone ded

now to actually pay attention in my match and not die

(i died)

[sonic laurel]

Hahahahah

Imagine dying at MM can’t be me

again pls no look stats

[tepid chasm]

dying 24/7 like it’s my job

[sonic laurel]

😏 I want that job

[full lynx]

no

[tepid chasm]

I was sheriff and had a perfect shot at the killer NOOO someone jumps in my shot …

[sonic laurel]

Gotta love when the dumb dumb

[tepid chasm]

OH MY GOSH AGAIN

it happened again (i wasn’t sherif)

[sonic laurel]

🥳 that time it was 100% me

am not even playing rn

[tepid chasm]

the murd looked confused both times

[sonic laurel]

👹 good confuse them. Let them wonder.

[tepid chasm]

real

[tepid chasm]

it happened again…. I QUIT

[serene marsh]

bc nothing will hit me😭😭😭

[tepid chasm]

exposed

[sonic laurel]

Lemme kill you!

[sonic laurel]

The pause afterward

[tepid chasm]

pls do

[sonic laurel]

Bet 👹

[wind jacinth]

HUH 😭

How did that even happen

[thick oak]

ok

ok.

like

wasnt me tbh

[sonic laurel]

Def not you’re innocent as always

[tepid chasm]

the chat

[thick oak]

ong

[sonic laurel]

📠

Perfect as always

[twilit torrent]

ooh gj

[tepid chasm]

😔

[twilit torrent]

i don’t think i’ve ever actually don’t a perfect game

[tepid chasm]

yea wo wo chicken man for the w

[sonic laurel]

The ugly chicken skin yaaaas

[tepid chasm]

[astral sphinx]

[full lynx]

[serene marsh]

[quiet laurel]

this was satisfying lol

[tidal tree]

I can imagine

[tepid chasm]

NICEREE

[river anchor]

good stuff

🙏

[proven bane]

cool

[tepid chasm]

well hello there

[serene marsh]

hey ik him

[dapper island]

nope

[sonic laurel]

Fake news

[tepid chasm]

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[tepid chasm]

LUNAR TOO

todays my lucky day

[tepid chasm]

not so fake

[full lynx]

whos that

[tepid chasm]

that’s someone w a awesome pfp

[sonic laurel]

They shoulda shot you 🥺

[full lynx]

wow.

hater

[sonic laurel]

🍿

I don’t hate, I appreciate… murdering people

[full lynx]

gonna get u muted again👎

[tepid chasm]

i died taking a pic of lunar 😔

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah no because it’s on topic

[sonic laurel]

Rip 🥺

[thick oak]

looking shootable ngl

[serene marsh]

at least she would prob hit her shot😭

[thick oak]

OK FUDE 😭😭😭

[sonic laurel]

Ooooooo

[thick oak]

ugh.

[tepid chasm]

LMAOOO

i believe in you liv 🙏 (do not hit the wall again)

[thick oak]

BRO

[tepid chasm]

☠️

[thick oak]

im gts 😔

cuz what the freak

bars? lowkey,

?

[full lynx]

that was so bad

[sonic laurel]

Pls don’t griddy the sheriff

[thick oak]

ok im skck of u

[full lynx]

yap yap yap

[thick oak]

WHAT 😭

[sonic laurel]

🥺 that would be so mean

[thick oak]

at least im not ROTUND.

[full lynx]

ok BIGripliv

[thick oak]

ok

literally

[full lynx]

👎

[tepid chasm]

ur funny

10/10

[thick oak]

erm

[full lynx]

mods!!!!

[tepid chasm]

😨

[sonic laurel]

I’m not funny just old

[sonic laurel]

Nothing happened lunar is going senile 🥺

[full lynx]

wow im being gaslit

[sonic laurel]

No no we don’t have gas cans on MM

[tepid chasm]

i didn’t see anything

[sonic laurel]

But if you walk into the fire pits on manor that isn’t our fault

[full lynx]

idk where u get these pics of me😭

[tepid chasm]

🧑🏻‍🦯

[thick oak]

@full lynx this u tubby?

[full lynx]

i just said it was can u read

[sonic laurel]

No that’s me

[full lynx]

.

gosh

[thick oak]

tbh i wasnt lookinf for ur msg

[full lynx]

okay blocked

[thick oak]

i farted

dont care

[full lynx]

😭😭

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[thick oak]

big ol 💨

right in the cats face too

[full lynx]

thats so mean

[thick oak]

#thar was a joke guys

i didnt cropdust my cat and give her pinkeye

[sonic laurel]

My dog did that to me

[thick oak]

real

my dog so gassy

[sonic laurel]

This puppy came filled with gas. Maybe for lunar to light

[thick oak]

LOL

[full lynx]

what

[tepid chasm]

u guys r tripping omg

[sonic laurel]

If I trip I might break a hip

[full lynx]

good

[thick oak]

little old frail oppy

don’t worry i know some good homes that can take care of you

[full lynx]

ofc u do

[tepid chasm]

NOOO

i’ll catch u

[thick oak]

WHAT DO U MEAN

[sonic laurel]

I’m staying in the bedroom on pigment.

[full lynx]

??

[sonic laurel]

Maybe eso middle balcony room

[tepid chasm]

ur gonna get killed

[thick oak]

im definitely staying in a house in village

[sonic laurel]

For insurance money no doubt

[tepid chasm]

i hope it 😻

LOLL

[sonic laurel]

I’d take the one with an orange top on fairy gardens

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah

[thick oak]

i think im gonna take the house with a secret room in the bookshelf

so cozy

[sonic laurel]

Secret room? 🧐

[tepid chasm]

to read duh

👁️👁️

[thick oak]

ya on village!!!!

little hallway thing

that leads outside

[sonic laurel]

Oh the one kinda like in the middle?

I hate that map so I don’t explore much

[tepid chasm]

i thought yall were just saying random stuff OOPS 🧍🏻‍♀️

[thick oak]

LMAO

[thick oak]

i think its a cute map just very? full of obstacles??

[sonic laurel]

Pretty much are

I just like instigating sometimes

[sonic laurel]

No heck that map it’s too weird. First two times I played it I was on separate sides and didn’t know the teleport brought you to a completely new area. So I was like ‘wait where’s the ponds? I never saw this bakery before? What’s going on?’ Because I hate teleporting

[full lynx]

i think they mean village like the christmas seasonal map

[tepid chasm]

OHH (i’m lost)

[full lynx]

or idk

[sonic laurel]

Village is lame too

All that ice makes me bones ache

[full lynx]

i never played on village much

[sonic laurel]

And it shows

[full lynx]

erm

[tepid chasm]

[sonic laurel]

🥺 am sorry lol

[full lynx]

👎👎👎

[tepid chasm]

erm 🤓☝️

[sonic laurel]

Hahaha

I always saw people getting places they had to parkour too and didn’t like it as murderer

I was bad a year ago though

still am bad

[tepid chasm]

i only played during halloween 😔

[sonic laurel]

🥺 wow

[tepid chasm]

it’s sad

[sonic laurel]

It really is. You gotta enjoy the Christmas spirit covered in the blood of innocents

[tepid chasm]

especially the couple ones

like ur cute but 🔪

[sonic laurel]

I uh… I kinda shot a couple doing that earlier. She said in chat that she can’t do it so I figured hmm maybe she’s the killer? Boom… we both died lol

[narrow cedar]

wsp y’all

[sonic laurel]

Not my stats

[narrow cedar]

why not

[tepid chasm]

hi pizza

[narrow cedar]

Hii (:

[sonic laurel]

Because no motivation to slaughter people 🥺

[narrow cedar]

Oop

[sonic laurel]

I got one clean sweep then stopped

[tepid chasm]

lies

[narrow cedar]

[sonic laurel]

You’re right, I’m always motivated to do that

[tepid chasm]

MURD ALERT GOT EM

[vernal kernel]

Anyone willing to play mm with me?

[tepid chasm]

i just got off

[vernal kernel]

It's ok

[tepid chasm]

hope u find someone to play w

[vernal kernel]

Doubtful

[sonic laurel]

No, mm sucks

jokes

[tepid chasm]

nu uh

[sonic laurel]

🥺 I like mm but it makes me mad because rose refuses to play the last almost 3 weeks since losing their streak

[tepid chasm]

i don’t play everyday so idk what a streak is 😎

[sonic laurel]

🧐

Wow I am a no life

[vernal kernel]

Mm is fun even without streaks

[sonic laurel]

That’s fine 🥰

[tepid chasm]

ong

[sonic laurel]

Not when you’re rose and going for the 365 goal

[vernal kernel]

Oh well that sucks for them

[tepid chasm]

rip

[sonic laurel]

Exactly, sucks to suck

[tepid chasm]

ong

[vernal kernel]

Streaks don't really matter that much.

You can't always get on so there's no point in setting a goal

[narrow cedar]

REEEEE

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah now slow down there. I lost my steak on my alt when they did the stupid reset crap a couple days ago. I know I did my quests and all on it and BOTH accounts had logged in. But nah

[tepid chasm]

that’s wild

[sonic laurel]

Somehow the one reset to day 1 and I ain’t even about to argue with them about getting it back because they’ll just lie about me not being on. But how do I have one with a streak and one without? When I religiously log into both

[vernal kernel]

Ok my opinion, streaks aren't important since I hardly have friends to play with and minecraft gets boring when your alone

[sonic laurel]

I like the extra XP but I only really want the costume that comes with it

[vernal kernel]

Lol

[sonic laurel]

But that’s 365 days in a row of logging in

And I’m at 63 I think

[tepid chasm]

[vernal kernel]

Imagine sitting in the hub afk :^

[sonic laurel]

Because I had 109 and lost it

[tepid chasm]

i’d cry

[sonic laurel]

I missed it literally by 3 minutes because I was busy and when I got back my laptop refused to load fast enough lol

[tepid chasm]

that’s bad luck omg

[vernal kernel]

Eh- streaks don't matter to me so I shouldn't be talking

[sonic laurel]

It’s fiiiiine, I doubt I even get the 365, I might have no life but that’s because Ima loser rn

Lol not really I just have responsibilities that don’t involve going places

[vernal kernel]

Same

[sonic laurel]

🥳🤠

[vernal kernel]

I think I'm gonna get off the hub :/ no friends to play with and nobody's answering me to play something

[tepid chasm]

i believe in you and ur not a loser ur a murd duh

[sonic laurel]

Yes murder mindset 🤩

[sonic laurel]

Rip, you can chill on the train for an hour straight and get the hub title lol

[vernal kernel]

Wait what

[tepid chasm]

WHAT

[vernal kernel]

There's a title for that?-

[tepid chasm]

i need to look up hive titles cus what the heck

[sonic laurel]

Yeah but you have to stay on it without getting off

[tepid chasm]

new mission

[sonic laurel]

Or moving seats I think

[tepid chasm]

fair

[vernal kernel]

Already at a train station

[sonic laurel]

LOL

[vernal kernel]

Waiting for the stupid train

[sonic laurel]

have fun with that mission

[tepid chasm]

ARGHH i gotta wait til monday to get on that train

[vernal kernel]

My screens moving on its own :/

[sonic laurel]

Just wait til it tells you to you got the hub title before hopping off lol it’ll show up in chat

[dapper island]

no lifers

[sonic laurel]

The screen can move, just don’t get off or move seats

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaaaas qween

[vernal kernel]

No oppy I'm still waiting. I'm not on the train

[sonic laurel]

Oh lol then idk why your stuff is moving

[vernal kernel]

Lol

[sonic laurel]

My screen behaves itself and stays where I tell it to

[vernal kernel]

Playstation has a glitch where sometimes the screen moves a little without you touching the controller

[sonic laurel]

Oh 🧐 just threaten it with upgrading to an Xbox. It’ll work right then. Trust

[vernal kernel]

I'm good- I like my playstation 4 😄

On the train now

[sonic laurel]

Have fun with the train lol

[vernal kernel]

It's already boring.

[tepid chasm]

just stare mindlessly into the ceiling w music

😻

[sonic laurel]

I suggest watching YouTube while you wait… def mm content mhm mhm just to keep on topic

[vernal kernel]

Well I am listening to music

[tepid chasm]

step 1 check

[sonic laurel]

I had to do it twice for both accounts and I did it twice when the arcade was still here lol

It’s definitely boring

Occupy ya mind with MM content def def on topic yes

[vernal kernel]

Eh- I guess I'm just gonna wait :/

[sonic laurel]

While you wait ima go to schleep 👹 granny needs rest

[vernal kernel]

Ok, night

[tepid chasm]

night granny don’t fall off the bed 💗

[sonic laurel]

Just for that I will.

[tepid chasm]

don’t break that hip 🤭

[sonic laurel]

😭 stinkin grandkids just want the insurance money. I can still murder with the best of ya

[tepid chasm]

nu uh

[sonic laurel]

I get at least 9 most games before being put down

🥺 better than @torn saddle getting 4

[tepid chasm]

i’ll make sure it’s only 1

[sonic laurel]

At least I get that 15 xp 😏

[tepid chasm]

DANG IT

[kind obsidian]

I get at least 1

[sonic laurel]

😏

[sonic laurel]

Lol I saw you in GW earlier, wish I saw you in MM 😭

[kind obsidian]

Oh, I didn't see you there

[sonic laurel]

I was the weirdo chicken crouching at you, it wasn’t me me

[dapper island]

15 is easy

[toxic barn]

ahh

[regal jay]

damn they left?

o7 ig

[untold cipher]

Here comes da hotsteppa murdera

[sonic laurel]

Yeah if you are better than me lol

[astral sphinx]

well done

[sudden siren]

oh

[zinc anvil]

Im playing murder mystery right now

[zinc anvil]

Just taken a screenshot with a zombie

[river anchor]

that zombie looks mad chill

[zinc anvil]

He was afk

@river anchor want to play murder mystery together

[river anchor]

which region?

[zinc anvil]

NA in 10 minutes I will invite u to the party what’s your ign

[river anchor]

im eu and i dont switch to other regions unfortunately, lag is too annoying for me

you can come to eu if you want, my ign is the name displayed here

[zinc anvil]

Ok

Im joining Hive

[river anchor]

alr

[zinc anvil]

About to switch regions

Firend me

IGN is my discord name

[river anchor]

sent a party inv

[zinc anvil]

Can we play Treasure wars now

[river anchor]

i quit pvp a while back

[zinc anvil]

Pls

Ok can we do a duel at least

[river anchor]

uh sure

i havent pvpd in months though

[zinc anvil]

Don’t destroy treasures

[river anchor]

dont use sbs either

[serene marsh]

SHXDXWBXRN

[river anchor]

imma go back to mm now lol

[zinc anvil]

Ok sounds good i will play with u

[river anchor]

alr

[zinc anvil]

I need to leave hive to call my friend real quick so I can talk to him

[river anchor]

fair enough

[dusk lake]

So fed up with teamers in mm

[rapid galleon]

theres no avoidin em most the time

[river anchor]

eh

[zinc anvil]

@river anchor how did u record that

[river anchor]

i clipped it on xbox

[zinc anvil]

U Xbox player

[river anchor]

yeah

[zinc anvil]

Do u know how to do that on apple ipad by any chance?

[river anchor]

im genuinely not sure

[zinc anvil]

Ok

[manic oriole]

u gotta record using screen recorder

and then just delete the parts u dont want later

[zinc anvil]

Ok

Thanks

[manic oriole]

yw

[zinc anvil]

Thank u soo much actually because i wanted to make a channel but I didn’t know how to record

[manic oriole]

good luck with that

[toxic barn]

[tepid chasm]

good job

[toxic barn]

ty

[tepid chasm]

bro was confused

[toxic barn]

fr

LMAOFO

[tepid chasm]

one of the fastest w i ever seen

[thick oak]

sup nerds

[quiet laurel]

bro tried punching him for a sec

[quiet laurel]

hii

[thick oak]

OMG it almost slipped my mind that you’re my birthday twin

[thick oak]

heyy

[toxic barn]

xD

[toxic barn]

😳

[nocturne pulsar]

dawg who pinged me

[thick oak]

12 more days!!!

what are ur plans?

[jade marten]

cheeseburgers

[toxic barn]

Yes;p

[sonic laurel]

Bacon cheeseburgers

[twilit torrent]

cheese cheeseburgers

[full lynx]

cheese baconburgers

[sonic laurel]

Baconcheese burgerbacon

[thick oak]

high cholesterol obese people galore

[storm panther]

answer my dms maybe ?!?!?!

[full lynx]

i’m asleep

[wind jacinth]

Good

[storm panther]

wake up 😭

oh I meant the angry ekoji

😡

[full lynx]

wake up 😭

[storm panther]

burn

[sonic laurel]

Go sleep

[storm panther]

no

I have very important business with this man

[sonic laurel]

🧐 run lunar run

[storm panther]

NO

[thick oak]

be cant run he’s overweight (significantly)

his stomach touches his knees

[storm panther]

💀

[sonic laurel]

Uhhh I’ll buy him a Segway it’s fine, drive lunar drive

He can escape a murderer pretty easily with that

[storm panther]

aren't segway's like super duper slow

[sonic laurel]

We can slap a gas powered motor on it and give him a helmet. It’ll be fine. He won’t end up the like inventor of the Segway. Don’t google that.

[thick oak]

i think it would collapse under his weight

ok i need to stop

[sonic laurel]

Reinforced steel, duh, anything you think of as an issue we got covered 🥳

[thick oak]

LMAO

[lament stag]

so mean liv

[sonic laurel]

Just like my little sister with the same name 🥺

[thick oak]

:3

[lament stag]

:33

[full lynx]

:333

[sonic laurel]

:3333

[full lynx]

i’m gonna dump garbage on your head

[lament stag]

NOOOO

[wild lodge]

am i bad or am i missing something

[twilit torrent]

you could be lagging so your hits don’t register

other than that i really don’t know

[wild lodge]

U could be right, it seems really buggy rn for me

[full lynx]

guys i just discovered something

[manic oriole]

tell

[full lynx]

no

i can give you a hint tho

[manic oriole]

ok

[full lynx]

so

it’s something i discovered

[manic oriole]

what a great hint

imma guess u discovered that if u stab someone with a knife in mm they die?

[sonic laurel]

I discovered you hate cheese burgers

[full lynx]

bro how are you so good at guessing

[full lynx]

wrong👎👎

[manic oriole]

built different yk

[full lynx]

thanks

[manic oriole]

yw

[sonic laurel]

Not wrong

[full lynx]

very wrong

[sonic laurel]

I’m never wrong. Except when I am.

[robust glen]

@light rose do you hate cheeseburgers?

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop loves bacon cheeseburgers

[light rose]

thats literally my favorite burger XD how did u know

[sonic laurel]

Because they’re the best, why wouldn’t they be your fav?

Duuuuuh. Almost like murdering mysteriously is my fav mhm

[dusk lake]

[full lynx]

[jade marten]

[astral sphinx]

[storm panther]

[lament stag]

[sonic laurel]

[fiery steppe]

[dense rampart]

swamp izzo

[sonic laurel]

Guys no chains pls

[serene marsh]

im so used to the swipe to see member lists w the old ui and whenever i try it now i end up swiping on someones msg to reply to them💀

[grand ember]

Saame

[wind jacinth]

My discord still hasn't updated yet lol

[thick oak]

lucky

[kind obsidian]

Mine also has not been updated 🙂

[grand ember]

My phone didn’t but I turned it on to show someone how to turn it off but the realized you can’t turn it off 😭
But I kinda like the new layout xd

[kind obsidian]

Can't turn it off? 😰

At least you don't hate the new update 😅

[grand ember]

You can’t

[full lynx]

[sonic laurel]

[twilit torrent]

[thick oak]

hi

guy

[dense rampart]

swamp izzo

[lament stag]

[tidal tree]

What

[lament stag]

[tidal tree]

Don’t spam please

[lament stag]

okay sorry

[tidal tree]

It’s fine

I don’t want you getting in trouble

[lament stag]

ohhh okay thanks

[tidal tree]

No problem

Hope you have a great rest of your day/night

[lament stag]

thanks you too pooks

[tidal tree]

Huh

Im not a pook

[lament stag]

yeah i said pooks

not pool

[tidal tree]

Sorry

Mistake

[lament stag]

yes ur my pooks 👍

[tidal tree]

Uh

Why

[lament stag]

whybeh

[tidal tree]

?

[lament stag]

why u say eh

[tidal tree]

Better?

[lament stag]

why u say uh

[tidal tree]

Why am I your pooks

[lament stag]

because i said so

[tidal tree]

But I don’t want to be

[lament stag]

okay ill disown u as my pooks

[tidal tree]

And this has nothing to do with murder mystery

[lament stag]

oh

[tidal tree]

Thanks

[lament stag]

youre welcome

[tidal tree]

Let’s move to general chat

[lament stag]

yeah but murder mystery is my favorite channel

[tidal tree]

Oh

I guess we can stay here

[lament stag]

okay

[tidal tree]

And I’ll stay as your “pook”

[lament stag]

okay pooks

[full lynx]

no the freak you wont

[lament stag]

sorry thats my bf

[full lynx]

[tidal tree]

Alrighty chill folks idk what’s going on here

[lament stag]

he gets a little cranky sometimes

[tidal tree]

Please dont eat me

[lament stag]

too late

[full lynx]

youre next on the chopping block little piggy

[lament stag]

🍽️

[quiet laurel]

i cant wait for hive staffs weekly appearance of “guys lets keep this chat on topic”

[tidal tree]

Yeah

[lament stag]

hive staff is right here

[tidal tree]

I love murder mystery

It’s very fun

[lament stag]

his name is xcomesfxrst

hes hive staff

[tidal tree]

Im not a staff

[lament stag]

yes u are

[tidal tree]

Im a MATH enjoyer

[quiet laurel]

oh my b

[tidal tree]

Im not staff

[quiet laurel]

sorry for the disrespect bro

[full lynx]

im staff i’m splodger’s alt

[lament stag]

it says next to ur name (staff)

[full lynx]

youre banned comesfirst

[tidal tree]

Please don’t

[lament stag]

he wont

[full lynx]

youre banned from hive for 5 years

[tidal tree]

What

Why

[full lynx]

ywah

bc im staff

[lament stag]

me too thats why my name is pink

[tidal tree]

Lovely

[lament stag]

cuz im staff

[full lynx]

lovely

[tidal tree]

And I’m a pook apparently

[lament stag]

yes my pooks

[full lynx]

no you are not bad

[quiet laurel]

pookie bear

[lament stag]

yes

[tidal tree]

Good lord

[lament stag]

pooky wooky smookys

[full lynx]

good lord

[tidal tree]

Yeah

[full lynx]

no

[tidal tree]

Ok

[lament stag]

ok i gtg guys

[tidal tree]

Let’s talk about mm

[lament stag]

my fish needs to take a walk

[tidal tree]

Cya

[lament stag]

ill brb

[tidal tree]

Thanks for talking w me

[lament stag]

youre welcome pooks

[tidal tree]

Um ok

[lament stag]

when my fish is done walking ill be back soon

[tidal tree]

Ok

[full lynx]

np say your last message becore youre banned comesfirst

[tidal tree]

Cya

[lament stag]

bye pooks

[tidal tree]

Alrighty bye

[quiet laurel]

dead chat since nobodys arguing wild

[sonic laurel]

Wanna start an argument? 😏

jokes mods jokes

But anyways office best map ever right yall?

[quiet laurel]

npc comment

[sonic laurel]

Exactly.

@light rose needs to come and give his advice on the subject

[quiet laurel]

like backrooms and office are great for murd but its so overplayed lol

[sonic laurel]

I don’t actually like office except to kill quickly. Otherwise it’s crappy. Oh and to shoot people through glass

Also our power has went out 13 times in the last 5 minutes

🥺 cannot murder like this

[quiet laurel]

that is rly unfortunate hopefully it comes back soon

[sonic laurel]

I just wanted to kill some people before going to sleep but I guess not 😭

[robust glen]

@light rose where are you

i NEED to know what you think about this

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop hates us 🥺

[robust glen]

God cannot reply to all of its followers 🙏

[dense rampart]

alfredo

[serene marsh]

[serene marsh]

Ride

[marble mica]

@last tree congrats on p2 🙂

[light rose]

NEVER

[light rose]

Office and Backrooms are great but overplayed, remnants kinda boring, town square is good if ur not murderer and pretty fun, and its to early in the morning to remember names of other maps

[sonic laurel]

Thank you Porkchop for your wisdom 🤠

[robust glen]

Town square? 😭

[sonic laurel]

Don’t question the MM god bro

[river anchor]

💀💀💀

"town square" is actually one of the more fun maps as murderer tbh

[abstract wave]

Museum is 💀

[molten forge]

😭

How you so good ?

[wild frost]

That is exact same as mysteryzq you've said lol

[molten forge]

Ye

[wild frost]

And same emoji he never forgets

[molten forge]

😭

[wild frost]

To be real mystery is very busy bc his final exam

[sonic laurel]

I was in the middle of the dentists office and laughed reading that. People lookin at me funny now

[serene marsh]

Ikr 😞

[twilit torrent]

real

[tepid chasm]

only good thing is chilling onto of the book shelf’s just to die by a throwable 💔

[gloomy turtle]

that's crazy ngl

[river anchor]

LOL

[river anchor]

😭

[uncut kraken]

Dang you are cracked

[river anchor]

i mean it definitely is i cant deny that, these on the other hand though..

[sonic laurel]

They exist. I am one. dont look at stats pls just trust

[river anchor]

i mean stats dont matter really, i got horrible stats just because i always go for the most stupid shots possible and dont care about dying

if i really wanted i could stat grind and get decent numbers but its so boring

[twilit torrent]

i want to grind this but i feel my brain would turn to mush after level 50

how do you guys grind a whole prestige

[serene marsh]

you don't

you just ask admins to give you levels

[hot stone]

the edaters at the start lol

[hot stone]

HOW

[hot stone]

u need ur brain to already be mush 👍

then no change

[twilit torrent]

smart

[twilit torrent]

how do i get my brain to be mush then?

[hot stone]

grind 50 lvls

[twilit torrent]

but then my brain would be mush

[hot stone]

so then u can grind the other 550

[twilit torrent]

ohh

that’s so smart

[hot stone]

thank you

[snow belfry]

crazy throwables

[gleaming berry]

I found 2 teamers

[sonic laurel]

It’s really boring 😭 I’d rather just be dumb

[sonic laurel]

I dealt with teamers last night on eso. I couldn’t tell which was the killer at first til realizing the one tried to shoot the bow at me then chased me down trying to get me to accidentally shoot them. I lead them into one of the rooms, ran around til the girl of course showed up and then shot her in the face 🥰

[spring otter]

Oh! It is exhilarating when seeing the fall one after another.

I am playing with the controller, so I can't move the viewpoints quickly, but I'm happy to beat the villagers

[river anchor]

i move my mouse and click it 👍

[river anchor]

very true 🙏

[river anchor]

understandable

[hot stone]

wow thats deep

[sonic laurel]

Good lol they woulda told the other anyways

[heavy pond]

What are you talking about

[tepid chasm]

nice

[tepid chasm]

HI GRANNY

[sonic laurel]

Hello youngin, I just got through slaughtering your peers. Some lil mongus bean tried to end my career so I ended his

LOL coincidentally this same person

[tepid chasm]

real being murd is super duper fun (i spam my hit button cus i get nervous)

[tepid chasm]

sus

[sonic laurel]

Very sus

[sonic laurel]

I was sorta doing that. I’ve had more sheriff/murderer games today than innocent it seems lol

[tepid chasm]

i love when that happens makes me feel useful (i die immediately)

[sonic laurel]

I’ve actually been staying alive but also dealing with killers NOT KILLING 🙄

[tepid chasm]

i hate when they do that like KILL PLSSSS

even tho in chat when ppl ask i say nu uh and they shoot me

[serene marsh]

yo, how'd you change the texture pack? (should ask here but i wanted to reply to the message showing the diff texture)

[sonic laurel]

Lol I do that too 🥳 it’s funny

[tepid chasm]

real or when ppl point the bow at me and i run toward them as if i’m the killer

[sonic laurel]

😒 bruh I saw this dude multiple times all game, 3 people left… he’s seen me with a bow. I put it up to hit the vending machine and get speed… dummy shoots me. 🙄 killer won. I knew who the killer was but couldn’t find them. Lame

It wasn’t even teaming it was just him being lame

[gusty harbor]

Always have ur bow out

Never underestimate the stupidity of nons

[sonic laurel]

I put it away for 2 seconds because I’ve accidentally shot it instead when clicking on an interactable 😭 man literally panic shot me

[gusty harbor]

Oof

[tepid chasm]

ppl r dumb and it hurts me 💔

[tepid chasm]

iv done that on the castle town map tryna get one it hurts (everyone shoots me bc of it)

[sonic laurel]

I’ve learned to just scroll my mouse over then quickly back, doesn’t even take 2 seconds. I guess he just “forgot” but I’m the ugly yellow chicken bro how you just forget? I can understand if there’s tons of similar skins sure even I forget at times and just know ‘killer has white hair’ but there’s 3 with that same style ya know? But bro a yellow chicken???

[tepid chasm]

i just remember one thing abt the murd that no one else has atleast and it works everytime ig ppl brain don’t work like that 😔

i should wear my black dog troll skin i miss it 😔

[sonic laurel]

See I do that but like I said I remember something lame sometimes because it’s all I saw and then there are multiples. But this one killer earlier had a bright purple robe, man still shoots the chicken 🙄

[sonic laurel]

Troll skins are nice 👹

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO

troll skins make me feel better when i win

like i look stupid but i be winning

[tepid chasm]

bro has something against chickens

[sonic laurel]

Gotta be the case, because I was 100% innocent and he knew it. He just hate me cause he ain’t me

[tepid chasm]

real they be jealous

[sonic laurel]

I just got killer on eso. I feel bad. This dude was crouching with me at the start… I had to give him the one two

And I still cleared the board

But I feel terrible for that 🥺

[tepid chasm]

the worse pain

[sonic laurel]

I had to take him out. No witnesses

[tepid chasm]

(i laugh after)

i hate when i kill someone and someone else sees and runs away like NO COME BACK 💔

[sonic laurel]

Oh I smiled when I saw murderer… BUT still the guilt lol

[sonic laurel]

I will chase em down. I had to just do that lol but I got 2 others along the way

[tepid chasm]

real

imo i think its like better if u don’t reveal ur a sheriff in the beginning of the game

like most ppl do

[sonic laurel]

I try not too, I seem to get smacked quickly if I have a bow out before 30 seconds in roughly. 🥺 very rude I’d say

[tepid chasm]

it’s me

i always kill the sheriff first if they reveal themselves

[sonic laurel]

Hi I’m the problem it’s me

I honestly just go for kills and if I see a bow I’ll go for it if I think I got it but half the time I try to run from em lol I know I can come back around and get em vs going at em

It depends on how the situation is going lol

[tepid chasm]

i go straight towards them by jumping like a maniac they always miss

and i just laugh and kill em 💯

[sonic laurel]

I always get hit going towards people so I try to sneak back around

🥺 sometimes I get shot in the back but it’s fiiiine

[tepid chasm]

id lose my mind

[sonic laurel]

I’ve already misplaced that 🥲

[tepid chasm]

it’s on the ground w my converse

[sonic laurel]

🧐 can’t bend down to get it. My knees will break again. It can stay lost

[tepid chasm]

break them knees 😻

i now have to be a student 😔 been real granny i’ll cya in a bit 💯

[sonic laurel]

Lol have fun with that, I gotta take my puppy to class soon too. He’s gonna probably sleep the whole time he’s supposed to learn obedience

[full lynx]

[sonic laurel]

[tepid chasm]

[woven finch]

[thick oak]

nerds

[tepid chasm]

nu uh

[full lynx]

you started the chain wdym

[thick oak]

i know they have bot logs and can confirm i did NOT.

[sonic laurel]

I like being a nerd 🤓

[tepid chasm]

nerd granny

[sonic laurel]

Exactly 🤠

[lament stag]

[tepid chasm]

gimmie

[full lynx]

thats ane emoji

[tepid chasm]

yea ik

[twilit torrent]

took me 3 days but i finall got back to it 😭

[tepid chasm]

LMAOO

[tepid chasm]

yayayaya

[pulsar oxide]

The lag kinda helped

[proven bane]

hiii

[twilit torrent]

hi

[sonic laurel]

hi

[woven finch]

hi

[thick oak]

yo char

chat

[south timber]

Hii everyone

[full lynx]

who is char😭

[sonic laurel]

Charcuterie

[quiet laurel]

hi

[urban scarab]

Hi

[serene marsh]

🗣️ talk yo stuff liv

the goat has spoken

[sonic laurel]

Liv is a goat? 🐐

Goats are stinky

[serene marsh]

the*

[thick oak]

ya mama

[thick oak]

ONG!

[pulsar smelt]

i saw a rubber chicken costume earlier oppy i thought it was you

[sonic laurel]

You were playing gravity with my alt I think I was in the chicken costume

[pulsar smelt]

no way 😯

[sonic laurel]

I wanted to say something but you were gone 😭

[pulsar smelt]

NOOO

[sonic laurel]

I saw you finish first so I stopped and looked at who was in the room and you weren’t there so I was like ‘oh well til we meet again’ lol

[sonic laurel]

I got hay for her

[pulsar smelt]

the coincidence omg

[sonic laurel]

Lol yeah, I thought it was funny when it happened

Not sure if ive seen you on mine yet, im doing quests on OppyWins now lol

[pulsar smelt]

i think i saw you earlier this week maybe or it goes all the way back to when you killed me on pigment 😞

[sonic laurel]

I was running for my life just now but also yeeeeah probably did lol I never notice who’s in the lobby though unless I see a similar skin typically. So if I kill you it’s not targeted 😭 I still have too either way… unless it was the emo killing situation then it was targeting people who weren’t colorful 🥳

😭 I was playing and got murderer when I had to walk away to get my pup from outside for a minute rip me

[pulsar smelt]

lol dw it was funny

[pulsar smelt]

nooo go to hub when u gotta go afk

[sonic laurel]

After I realized how many high level players were there I started to regret agreeing to take out the emos lol

[sonic laurel]

😭 I was trying to be quick the previous game had just started a minute before and he was being stubborn so I just left thinking it would be fiiiiine

[pulsar smelt]

lobbies full of them are so stressful

[sonic laurel]

😭 I was chasing the last emo I saw and it turned out to be Tokyo lol I should’ve known with how they were running it was gonna be a good player that killed me. I was getting stuck on stuff too 😭 and couldn’t land throwables at all

[pulsar smelt]

oh to be good at murder mystery fr

[sonic laurel]

Exactly, like practice doesn’t make perfect

[pulsar smelt]

i think reaction time and good quality platform helps them be so good

[sonic laurel]

Hahahahahahahah reaction time? Oof. I deeeef got that… crying in slow as molasses

[tepid chasm]

granny going burrrr

[sonic laurel]

It’s not that cold outside 🥺 I’m toasty in the house lol

[tepid chasm]

i’m freezing my dogs off

[thick oak]

same

[full lynx]

poor dogs

[thick oak]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[sonic laurel]

My actual dog slipped on ice on the deck 🥺 I felt so bad but glad I had the door open or else he mighta broken the glass

[serene marsh]

[thick oak]

my dog eats the ice

[serene marsh]

yummy ice

[thick oak]

LMAO

[serene marsh]

crunchy like my joints after yoga 😋

[thick oak]

what

[twilit torrent]

huh

[serene marsh]

don’t ask 💀

[twilit torrent]

i thought yoga was suppose to do the opposite

[serene marsh]

i have the bones of an old lady

[sonic laurel]

We have salt down in some spots so he cannot eat it even if he wants too but he does eat ice cubes

[sonic laurel]

TWINS

[serene marsh]

TWINSIES

[sonic laurel]

When snap crackle pop isn’t just about cereal anymore 🤠

[serene marsh]

Snap crackle crunch crisp

[sonic laurel]

Got them bionic knees goin for murder runnin

[serene marsh]

murder running for my pe points at the senior home

[serene marsh]

i eat ice

[thick oak]

ok maverick

[sonic laurel]

Just get a wheelchair they can’t make you do nothin then

[thick oak]

guys my minecraft crashed

[sonic laurel]

So did my sisters car

[serene marsh]

good idea, ill go jump down the stairs

[sonic laurel]

I can just push ya

[thick oak]

me when im intoxicated and driving illegally

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah drunk driving is illegal.

[thick oak]

thats the fun part

[serene marsh]

what getting a dui?

[sonic laurel]

True but like cannot condone that. But I can condone murdering innocent people 🙂

[thick oak]

ok no

[sonic laurel]

In game of course

[thick oak]

all in game btw

guys i would never get behind the wheel of a car while intoxicated irl (probably)

[serene marsh]

where’s the fun in that? I might drag martha and betty with me

[sonic laurel]

🧐 hmmm that doesn’t sound too promising

[sonic laurel]

Betty white or Crocker?

[thick oak]

take my keys away

[serene marsh]

not sure. Just know she’s from kentucky and she has 32 ex-husbands.

[sonic laurel]

I’ll just steal the gas out the car. That’s expensive nowadays

[sonic laurel]

🧐 sounds like my sisters future

[serene marsh]

👽

[sonic laurel]

^what liv is gonna see with that dui

[thick oak]

jokes on u im running on empty cuz i only have $6.11 in my bank account 💯💯

[serene marsh]

help i was playing murder mystery and someone shot me from across the map their aim was crazy

[sonic laurel]

You’ll probs see a clip in a few hours of it here

Kidding

[sonic laurel]

Wow I got .97 because I spent it all on my dog 🥳

[serene marsh]

🤨

i have -2.67 bucks 🥰

[sonic laurel]

Ballin 🤑

[thick oak]

real i just dropped $90 on my cat

[serene marsh]

jeff bezos tremblings at my richness 🤑

/j

[sonic laurel]

😅 I have way more in my account than just .97 but like I spent $80 7 days in a row on my dog because sales lol

But anyways 🥳 that makes me wanna murder some folks mysteriously

[sonic laurel]

He definitely is. He’s gonna ask YOU for a loan soon

[serene marsh]

i js realized since my user is the same as minecraft as on here ppl can find my goofy account 😰

[serene marsh]

IM JS TOO RICH