🕵・murder-mystery

[light rose]

no because millions of people play so whats your point

gettin dirty is a crime punishable by fold

[storm lodge]

it's their business, not my business my dude

[sonic laurel]

Never gaslight a porkchop 😡

[light rose]

then what is this argument even about

[sonic laurel]

Unless it’s a gas grill

[light rose]

see he gets it

[storm lodge]

Then let's stop arguing, peace

[light rose]

nah we save the enviroment when we cook me

[sonic laurel]

Sooo we use sous vide?

Idk if that’s spelled right but the water bath cooking

[light rose]

is it like a hot tub?

[sonic laurel]

Basically yes!

Which we can turn the pool on pigment into one

[light rose]

YES

[sonic laurel]

Well waterfall

[light rose]

YES

lets get started cook away

@robust glen STOP FOLDING LAUNDRY AND COOK ME (caps)

[sonic laurel]

We gotta get lunar back though before we start that project

🥺 it won’t be the same without them

[light rose]

ping away lol

[robust glen]

Gotta get the apron first

[sonic laurel]

Heck no I only ping rose

[dapper island]

how is the mm chat more active than the actual chat

[sonic laurel]

@torn saddle

[sonic laurel]

Because we are elite over here not

[dapper island]

sob

[sonic laurel]

🙂🍿

[light rose]

because we are cooking me and we will make a feast

[sonic laurel]

We have lots of drama and BBQs

And popcorn of course

[robust glen]

@light rose how does this tie into russias political relations with the United States?

[light rose]

BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[light rose]

piggy go BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

[sonic laurel]

🐖

[light rose]

@robust glen WHY ARE YOU INNACTIVE (caps)

COME COOK ME!

[robust glen]

LAUNDRYYYY

IM NOT HUNGRY

[light rose]

I TOLD YOU STOP

[sonic laurel]

Well it takes hours to cook in the pigment pool

[light rose]

TO BAD

[sonic laurel]

🧸 I wanna play murder but rose abandoned me tonight and I kept getting almost no coins.

I just gave up after running into multiple killers without a way to defend myself

[lament stag]

r u ok

[robust glen]

I think pork chop is free to play with you

@sonic laurel

[lament stag]

WHY

[robust glen]

What did you say 😭

[lament stag]

WHY

[sonic laurel]

🥺 no I go sleep I’m mad at the coins

[lament stag]

erm

[sonic laurel]

I was being chased by a terrible killer on manor and it took me 3 minutes to get enough coins because I finally got a purple coin and someone else shot them 😭 rip me

Everyone was taking em because they weren’t killing

[heavy pond]

Best I’m ever getting

Maybe

[robust glen]

@light rose is this the best he’s ever getting?

[heavy pond]

Who is that

[sonic laurel]

🧐 um porkchop is like THE MM god so

[lament stag]

bro why can i react anymoee

[sonic laurel]

jokes

[full lynx]

porky made mm

[robust glen]

H5 how are you a part owner of 2.0 and don’t know porky

[lament stag]

jop ok dorrneuw

hop on dorrnkyw

[sonic laurel]

^

[lament stag]

fkrrnite

[heavy pond]

He sounds like a random

[lament stag]

forrnire

ofrrenee

[heavy pond]

Just being honest

[lament stag]

fortniyw

[full lynx]

porky is not tandom

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop is never random

[lament stag]

dortner

forrnrige

[full lynx]

you got this babe

[lament stag]

forrniye

fornrye

[full lynx]

so close

[lament stag]

fortnite

[robust glen]

He’s like 2 ranks below you on all time 💀

[lament stag]

got it

[full lynx]

there you go

[full lynx]

he’s moving up too

[lament stag]

im faster

[heavy pond]

dang really

[full lynx]

fr

[sonic laurel]

Your spelling is like rose’s… bad but understandable

[lament stag]

wow.

[full lynx]

that was mean porky

[lament stag]

blocked.

[robust glen]

No that was poopywins talking

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop is probs in the hot tub rn

[robust glen]

Not porky

[full lynx]

oh sorry

[full lynx]

??

[lament stag]

hop on fortniye

[sonic laurel]

Aye aye don’t disrespect my cat

[full lynx]

why is porky in the hot tub

[lament stag]

meow

[sonic laurel]

… to cook

[full lynx]

cook you

[sonic laurel]

BBQ

[robust glen]

@light rose what color is the hot tub

[lament stag]

boiled poek sounds gross

[full lynx]

BBQ!!!!

[full lynx]

prob pork

[lament stag]

ok wwlh rime

[full lynx]

[sonic laurel]

Yes that’s porkchop the one and only MM god

[heavy pond]

[full lynx]

yeah i msde porky

[lament stag]

ewww

[sonic laurel]

Into bbq

[robust glen]

You look like porky

[full lynx]

🐷

[lament stag]

damn

[full lynx]

wow

hat er s

[lament stag]

no llee fortniye

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[full lynx]

sorry i was spellong it out

[lament stag]

its ok

u got it

[full lynx]

🐣

thags me

[lament stag]

me

[full lynx]

murderr mustery amirite

[robust glen]

Fortnite academy is no longer a reality 😔

[light rose]

nah hes got the potential

[sonic laurel]

Rip

[robust glen]

@heavy pond see

[grand ember]

Lol

[robust glen]

Even he believe in you

[light rose]

did not say that lol

[full lynx]

thanks porkky🙏

[light rose]

pink or its a no

[robust glen]

Ur right the Russians edited it

[heavy pond]

Npc response

[light rose]

OH NO YOU DIDNT

[sonic laurel]

^yes

[light rose]

THATS IT UR DONE

GET HIM

[lament stag]

GET HIM PORKY

[light rose]

STUPID COOLDOWN

[robust glen]

UR DONE H5

[full lynx]

porkys angry

[sonic laurel]

OOOO you’re done 🍿

[robust glen]

@heavy pond

[heavy pond]

I’m done guys

[lament stag]

WATXH OUT u got him amd

[full lynx]

🐷😡

[light rose]

COOK HIM FIRST

[heavy pond]

You got me

[lament stag]

DAMN

[light rose]

NOW IS THE TIME

[full lynx]

porky get the pitchfork

[robust glen]

GET GIMMN

[lament stag]

GET HIM PORKY

[light rose]

BURN HIM

[full lynx]

in mm ofc

[lament stag]

🔥

[sonic laurel]

^in the manor firepits

[robust glen]

😭😭😭

[full lynx]

copiercat

[lament stag]

KEEP GOIN PORKY

[full lynx]

porky 🐷

[sonic laurel]

I just said it longer 🥺 cannot type fast

[light rose]

🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨 this is me and soon 🔥 this will be you

[lament stag]

OH DANG

[full lynx]

pork..y

[heavy pond]

Make you into bacon

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop is angry 🍿

[robust glen]

pork..y

[sonic laurel]

OOOO

[lament stag]

chris p bacon

[full lynx]

porkys shooting up the leaderboard s rn

[sonic laurel]

Hi rose

[torn saddle]

@sonic laurel its way past your beddy bye time

[robust glen]

Chris pee bacon

[lament stag]

pee

[sonic laurel]

You not my dad

[heavy pond]

Bradeypoo

[full lynx]

chris did what the to the nacon

[lament stag]

pee

[full lynx]

ykwim

[torn saddle]

ill tell mr loverboy 💀💀

[light rose]

@heavy pond has to be random no potential i take it back i overestimated him GET EM

[lament stag]

@robust glen whats my name 😈

[full lynx]

🤨

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah I’m still staying up

[full lynx]

porky going ham

[lament stag]

Say ut again i didnt ss it on time

@robust glen whats my name 😈

[full lynx]

daddy

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[light rose]

GET HIM

[full lynx]

GET WHO

[torn saddle]

im only awake because of my bladder

[light rose]

IM GOING HAM

[full lynx]

😭😭

[light rose]

IM GOING HAM

[lament stag]

so ironic

[light rose]

ITS TIME

[sonic laurel]

🍿🍿

[light rose]

TO GO

[lament stag]

go where

[heavy pond]

What is happening

[full lynx]

porky is fired up

[sonic laurel]

🧸

[light rose]

I said HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm

[lament stag]

prokry 😨

[full lynx]

😭😭😭

[torn saddle]

oppys a random

[lament stag]

this is not like you

[full lynx]

🦈

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop mad

[lament stag]

rmemeber when u was rizzin me up porky smorky

[full lynx]

guys lets keep this bbq on topic!!

[sonic laurel]

Yaaaas

[light rose]

im coming for you you better run or itll be the end for you

[lament stag]

yaaaaaas

[full lynx]

going pure turkey

[light rose]

YOUVE DONE IT NOW

[full lynx]

😭😭

[lament stag]

WHO?

[torn saddle]

entyways back to bed

[sonic laurel]

I’m only here to enjoy popcorn

[light rose]

still HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

[full lynx]

porky for mod

[robust glen]

Poop chop can I adopt you

[lament stag]

ew

[full lynx]

dont call then poop chop

[lament stag]

chicken & pork dont mix

???

[heavy pond]

Too lazy

[robust glen]

Watch ur language my son 😭

[light rose]

ONLY MOMMY CAN CALL ME THAT (caps)

[robust glen]

🤨

[full lynx]

🐷

[robust glen]

Um

[full lynx]

porky rn

pork caps

[light rose]

thats cap

[robust glen]

Why do you keep typing caps 😭

[sonic laurel]

🧢

[lament stag]

guys porky threatening me in dms

[full lynx]

🤧

[lament stag]

pls help

[full lynx]

porky friendly fire

[light rose]

otherwise it deletes the message

[heavy pond]

Right way to say it

[light rose]

IM ON NO ONES TEAM(except mommy's)

[sonic laurel]

📠

[full lynx]

who is momym😭

[heavy pond]

Who’s your mom

Your brother or

[lament stag]

me

[full lynx]

🤨

[lament stag]

im mommy

😭

[full lynx]

porky caps

[lament stag]

omg

[light rose]

CAPS

[robust glen]

HOOO RAGGH l

[sonic laurel]

🍿 $5 for popcorn

[full lynx]

$7 take it or leave it

[sonic laurel]

$10 for bacon

[full lynx]

???

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[full lynx]

proky we cant understand you

[light rose]

grabs popcorn MINE OR YOU PAY ME 7$ thats negotiation at its finest

[sonic laurel]

We cannot ever understand a MM legend like Porkchop

[full lynx]

trueer words have been never spoken

[sonic laurel]

I’ll give you free bacon. I live on piggy farm

[lament stag]

wow.

[light rose]

#-1 on the leaderboards

[lament stag]

im the mm legend.

[full lynx]

youre more of a mm legend

[light rose]

I LOVE BACON (caps)

[lament stag]

ok frak u bye

[light rose]

NO YOU

[sonic laurel]

Bacon is mid sausage is better but MM? The best.

[heavy pond]

mm at the bottom

[light rose]

OH NO YOU DIDNT

[sonic laurel]

Hahaha

[light rose]

YOU ARE SO DONE FOR (caps)

[heavy pond]

[light rose]

🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[sonic laurel]

You can try to kill me but I’ll just whip around with a bow and take you out

[robust glen]

These are the stats of our king 😭

[light rose]

nah you aint like that

thats my alt

[sonic laurel]

I snorted like a piggy looking at that

dying

[heavy pond]

You

[sonic laurel]

I def would

[heavy pond]

the .1 edr is crazy

[light rose]

my real one is *insert #1 on leaderboard here

[light rose]

not

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH(caps)

[robust glen]

You read it wrong it’s 100 🤦🏼

[heavy pond]

Oh yeah I’m blind

my bad

[light rose]

stupid

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah the MM god is turning on me 😭

[heavy pond]

How dare you say a swear word

[light rose]

DONT QUESTION MY AUTHORITY (caps)

[robust glen]

thought that said me on 😭

[light rose]

I WILL SAY WHATEVER THE PIG I WANT (caps)

[sonic laurel]

WOAH

[sonic laurel]

😭

[heavy pond]

You’ll be bacon

[robust glen]

Pork chop be like that 🤷

[sonic laurel]

I read that in the southpark dudes voice

[robust glen]

He rizzed up @lament stag

[light rose]

bacon you and stickin you in my mouth OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

[robust glen]

Ayo

[light rose]

YOU BETTER

[sonic laurel]

Woooow

[heavy pond]

no

[light rose]

yes.... -...- yum

[heavy pond]

Put you in a blender

a what

[sonic laurel]

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna give you bacon on MM

[robust glen]

@light rose is any moderation teams worse nightmare 😭

[heavy pond]

nah moderators are on vacation

[light rose]

i sent them there

they all quit

[sonic laurel]

Oh no

The MM god is coming for em

[light rose]

when @heavy pond plays MM the bow shoots him when he is sherrif and im murderer because it wont let a NOOB like him shoot a god of MM like me

probably has a .1 EDR

[heavy pond]

Nah I’m too good to die

[light rose]

noob

[light rose]

u aint techno the second greatest pig of all time

[sonic laurel]

We let Porkchop get too powerful

[heavy pond]

techno is Garbo

[light rose]

dont make me SMITE you

[sonic laurel]

the heck is edr

[light rose]

at least he aint a cheater like dream

[heavy pond]

both their content is ass

Just being fr

[light rose]

ur mom is....nvm

[sonic laurel]

😲

[heavy pond]

My mom is living healthy and well ty

[sonic laurel]

A great person

[light rose]

says the guy who has a description that says soon #1 MM when i already hold that spot by a landslade

[heavy pond]

What’s a landslade

[light rose]

what im winning by

[robust glen]

Tell Jordan I said his moms ass is 😩

[sonic laurel]

😲

[light rose]

you too?

i didnt know she was a player

@heavy pond you cant escape judgement that easily

[heavy pond]

Bro 😭

[sonic laurel]

Wait so if you’re pork is this still considered beef?

[heavy pond]

I mean I think I did

[light rose]

🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[heavy pond]

No it’s dead

[light rose]

not yet

[sonic laurel]

Dead beef or pork?

[light rose]

Pork dont listen to him he knows NOTHING

[heavy pond]

Pork is dead so it means he’s dead

[light rose]

and soon you shall be too 🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[sonic laurel]

🍿 I got beef/pork in 2 chats here

Aww it was deleted 🥺

[light rose]

just like your MM winstreak

[sonic laurel]

OOOO Porkchop with the roast*ed pork

[heavy pond]

My win streak is 69

[light rose]

times 0

[sonic laurel]

That’s how many brain cells I have

[heavy pond]

690

[light rose]

apparently you and @sonic laurel share some traits

[light rose]

.

@robust glen you BETTER NOT BE FOLDING LAUNDRY

[heavy pond]

Where did Bradeypoo go

[sonic laurel]

🙂 I share nothing with anyone

[robust glen]

I finished

Pause

[light rose]

gtg even a god of MM has to sleep so that they dont reach hyperunderstanding to quickly(also i need to wake up in 4 hours so gn)

[sonic laurel]

I was supposed to be asleep too 🍿 but the pork was too good

[heavy pond]

Unfinish

[light rose]

🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨 send this whenever @heavy pond talks that is your mission

[heavy pond]

what’s my mission

[light rose]

🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[sonic laurel]

I have no missions

[light rose]

terrible bye sleep terrible let the tarantulas bite

[heavy pond]

Oh so you’ll die got it

[heavy pond]

There’s tarantulas where I live

[light rose]

@sonic laurel remember what i taught you

[sonic laurel]

I remember nothing ever

Smooth brain

[wind robin]

Some people are teaming in my server how do I report that

[sonic laurel]

either in game with / report (no space) or in the discord chat labled report players. You could also ask in help for more clarification.

[blazing holly]

Do /report in the game and report the people who are teaming

Is camping against the rules in mm?

[wind robin]

I did and it didn't go through lol but someone else reported so it's all good ig?

[faint gull]

It should be fine, yes.
Alternatively by doing /recentreplays you can get the ID of the Round it happened it and submit a Report in #🚔・report-rulebreakers with the corresponding ID!

[wind robin]

Oh ok I'll keep that in mind next time ig

[faint gull]

No Problem, hope this has helped you with solving your Issue accordingly!

[wind robin]

Yes it did thx 🐟👍

[narrow cedar]

Damn

[jade marten]

Damn

[pseudo condor]

hi

😮

[rocky comet]

Hello

[pseudo condor]

who r u

🤗

[serene marsh]

@pseudo condor wru

[pseudo condor]

what

what does that mean

[serene marsh]

Who are you

[pseudo condor]

.

oh

[serene marsh]

Yep

[pseudo condor]

uhm

im br4xxy

and u

??

[serene marsh]

Nice to meet u br4xxy,im shut program

[pseudo condor]

who is br4xxy

[serene marsh]

Idk

A random

[pseudo condor]

i heard hes a scumbag

[serene marsh]

I heard hes a rocket

[pseudo condor]

I heard hes a monkey

[serene marsh]

Me too

Wait no

[pseudo condor]

racist?

[serene marsh]

Maybe

No

[pseudo condor]

gee whiz

its 7:08am

[serene marsh]

Woaj

Its 10:09 here

[pseudo condor]

what

10:09

[serene marsh]

What

[pseudo condor]

what time zone is that

[serene marsh]

Monday

[pseudo condor]

its taco tuesday actually

[serene marsh]

Hmmmmmmm

[pseudo condor]

ok goodbye

im school

[serene marsh]

Bye bye

Gl

[frank stream]

This is an older clip from when I first got my PC

I just said they need to go outside more XD

[pseudo condor]

im back

[serene marsh]

Emm where is the armor key usually placed?

[serene marsh]

You're back?

[pseudo condor]

ya

[serene marsh]

Welcome back

[frank tide]

hey guys

[cosmic token]

Hi

[eternal plank]

if youre referring to him disappearing, players can become invisible by consuming mysterious cupcakes found in presents on that map

[frank violet]

He didn't slow down as he pulled the bow

Video not accelerated processing only slow play

u can see for yourself

[eternal plank]

couldve been speed, which you can also get from the cupcakes

[frank violet]

Not so fast

[eternal plank]

doesnt exactly look like hacks but go ahead and report and the mods will research and deal with it #🚔・report-rulebreakers

[frank violet]

@eternal plank

I asked him. He didn't answer me

[eternal plank]

hm. i dont know then, best to just report them and let the mods deal with it

[frank violet]

ok

[dense rampart]

shush

[frank tide]

woah. rude.

[dense rampart]

[serene marsh]

answer ur dms omg.

[dark grove]

Is kioya still not banned?

[gusty harbor]

Why did he use xray in mm😵‍💫

I will never understand hackers

[dark grove]

No

[cinder beacon]

Ok

[dark grove]

I mean the anticheat is trash

But you will probably get sniped

[cinder beacon]

Ok

[valid roost]

Idk

[dark grove]

Bro there is someone that uses x ray in mm

[frank tide]

I don't wanna

[dark grove]

have you reported it?

[dense rampart]

answers ur dms

i sent u a picture

[serene marsh]

DIE

[frank tide]

will

[serene marsh]

good

[frank tide]

hi

[serene marsh]

😍

[frank tide]

let's goooo

[dry cairn]

@frank tide @serene marsh Congratulations 🎉🎉

[serene marsh]

woa

[dense rampart]

i’m the bridesmaid

[frank tide]

"I wanna be the man. let me be the man" -userui

[frank tide]

maid of honor

[dry cairn]

I'll be the maid of honor

[serene marsh]

👰‍♂️

[dry cairn]

🥳🥳

[serene marsh]

guys guys

im married

[dense rampart]

gunna

[dry cairn]

Ohhhhh

[dry cairn]

Too late!

[dry cairn]

You agreed

[frank tide]

congrats

oh wait

[serene marsh]

not my bride congratulating me

[frank tide]

hi

[dense rampart]

congrats!

[frank tide]

ty

[serene marsh]

yw

[frank tide]

wait why are u saying congrats

[dense rampart]

my outfit to the wedding

[serene marsh]

guys thats my dad

[dense rampart]

rich baby daddy

[thick oak]

[heavy pond]

[manic oriole]

I will not stand for this level of scandal!

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[manic oriole]

🥵

[sullen marlin]

bro threw into nun and still hit 🔥

[south onyx]

*strategical aim

(And luck)

[sonic laurel]

Move over Porkchop we got a new MM god on the way

[robust glen]

@light rose how does it feel to be taken over as #1? 🤔

[sonic laurel]

I mean did you see that throw? I’ve thrown down hallways and hit someone coming around the corner because I missed who I actually threw at but the intentions of that throw by crunch was just chefs kiss

Porkchop cannot be upset by being overthrown

[dense rampart]

😴

[serene marsh]

[lime forge]

._.

[raw meteor]

:)))

[trail tendon]

Ok I'm going to make a very silly request

[trail tendon]

It has been weeks since I've gotten the MM map for the backrooms with the laptop, is there like a way for an admin or mod to just take me there It's been literally weeks--

or like, up the chances for it to show?--

[dark grove]

What laptop?

You mean the code map?

[dark grove]

I mean, since it is the most important map i'm sure they made it that rare to balance things

[trail tendon]

Yea but it;s a bit TOO rare I've been looking for so long mate

[dark grove]

How many matches have you been in?

[trail tendon]

Total? Or since the backrooms has been added in

I know how many matches I've been in with the laptop map

[dark grove]

Since you have not found the variant

[trail tendon]

around 150-200 at least

[dark grove]

hmm, rare

[trail tendon]

yea-

[dark grove]

I have found it two times over the last two days and im pretty much one of the most active players so, I think you should get it soon

[trail tendon]

It's a bit too rare yk? I've only found it twice total

and both of those time, once the sheriff shot me while I was doing it, and the other time it spawned me on the other side of the map

[dark grove]

oh, that's unfortunate

You'll see, the time will come

If you ask my opinion on the skin I think it's alright, the only bad thing about it is that it looks a little bit rare with most of the hats

[trail tendon]

Yea but it's just cool as well and I like it

[dark grove]

Keep in mind that it will probably be important in a future

[trail tendon]

Ironically, I get the map with the mirror a lot

[dark grove]

that one is not that rare tbh

[trail tendon]

it's just annoying

I"ve played at least 100 rounds today and found none

[lime apex]

what are ye talking about?

[trail tendon]

The MM backrooms map with the laptop

I've been trying to get to it for weeks

Theyve made it too rare it's not fun anymore in a way

[lime apex]

why tho?

[trail tendon]

Pardon?

[lime apex]

why u trying to get it?

[trail tendon]

To get the backrooms costume

[lime apex]

oh what does it look like

[trail tendon]

A hazmat suit

[lime apex]

cool

if u get it can u tell me how

[dark grove]

Are you playing rn?

[trail tendon]

I'll tell you mate, DM me

[trail tendon]

Indeed

[lime apex]

now?

[dark grove]

I may find you then

[trail tendon]

Yes, I've friended you

[lime apex]

ok i have like 5 mins

[trail tendon]

Ah

You have to go somewhere?

[dark grove]

What level are you?

[trail tendon]

51

[gray vigil]

i am posting a video on this channel for at least the rest of the week. i have nothing to do wwith my life.

[dark grove]

If I find you I can help you

[trail tendon]

How would you be able to help me get to the Map?

[dark grove]

Bro you won't believe me

I am at the variant

[trail tendon]

You're lying mate.

What does you're skin look like?

[dark grove]

And they killed me

[trail tendon]

Oop

Add me as a friend and invite me to your party please

since you seem to be way more lucky than I am

[dark grove]

Fine

Thats your username right?

I have already invited you

[trail tendon]

give me a sec as I've been made sheriff

alright, invite me

[dark grove]

I can help you by voting backrooms because my votes count x2

[trail tendon]

Thank you

You wanna see a really good hiding spot on this map?

ouch-

bro why'd you look me in the eyes before doing it 😭

[dark grove]

Bro why did you left

[trail tendon]

I'm not

I'm dead

did it kick me out of the party?

[dark grove]

Oh

[trail tendon]

Yeah I'm just dead rn I'm still in the game

[dark grove]

About that

Pretty much a signature move of mine

[trail tendon]

Yea

[sonic laurel]

Btw if you don’t get the correct variant you can do /queue murder

Til you get it. I helped someone by doing that when it first came out

And just do it every time til you finally come across it instead of playing the whole game

I got the variant 3 times within 45 minutes a couple days ago so it’s really not too hard it just apparently doesn’t like appearing for you so rip 🥺

[trail tendon]

I've sent you a friend request on discord btw

[tidal parcel]

what do y’all do when people just keep voting the same map over and over again? am i the only person who gets bored of backrooms and office every time?😂

[fringe swan]

Do you vote different maps cause I barely get those two maps

[tidal parcel]

every time lol. & i hella ask chat to vote for different maps too but usually it’s just the same 2-3

sometimes they choose castle but that one is fire so idc

i just lobby hop until i find one that works though but it takes so long. i’m surprised you don’t deal with that lol

[lament stag]

[sullen marlin]

office and toy house on top

[tidal parcel]

why does everyone like office? what am i missing😭

[sullen marlin]

OG map

and i think

[tidal parcel]

ohhhhh okay that’s so valid

[sullen marlin]

its the best fo coins

ig

[tidal parcel]

gtk thank u lol

[sullen marlin]

np

[manic oriole]

real except office

[manic oriole]

its not an og map at all

[manic oriole]

office sux, too campy to be a good map

and noone here likes backrooms

backrooms only gets voted by noobs or people tryna get the costume

[fringe swan]

I don’t mind backrooms

[gusty harbor]

I hate office😠

[fierce cypress]

Office is the easiest for coins and easy wins so great for levels or the leaderboards

[manic oriole]

real

[manic oriole]

its not amazing for coins but yes fast games

[sonic laurel]

If I see someone ask for a specific map I vote an entirely different one even if I already had my votes in for what was asked 🙂

Also you get 2 votes if you have hive plus so influencing votes can be easier especially if you have other friends with it too

[light rose]

you wish

[sonic laurel]

Oh hi Porkchop long time no roast

[robust glen]

Pork chop!!!

[light rose]

im back so dont even TRY to overthrow me or it wont go well 🔥 🍴 🏃‍♂️ 💨

[robust glen]

Yeah @heavy pond 😒

[tidal parcel]

you literally want to watch the world burn

[tidal parcel]

but noted. thanks

[sonic laurel]

🙂 it’s even better when I have rose because that’s 4 votes against said map. But yes I love eating popcorn and watching peoples hearts break

[sonic laurel]

Whaaat that would never happen Porkchop

[light rose]

you better run or get on your knees and beg

[sonic laurel]

🧐 I don’t run or beg so like what’s the third option?

[light rose]

death

[sonic laurel]

Well I’ll correct that, unless I’m being chased through the halls of remnants I don’t run

[sonic laurel]

I’ll take that

Rose has heard me numerous times screaming for my life especially during other game modes where PVP is involved. I know rose isn’t much help but I just need distractions

[robust glen]

@lament stag lunar

😭

[lament stag]

literally me to him every night 🙏

[light rose]

lol

[lament stag]

but thats also him to me so its fair & square

[manic oriole]

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[robust glen]

uh

[heavy pond]

Bradeypoo

[heavy pond]

You’re already overthrown

In the fryer

[heavy pond]

sad

[light rose]

u wish

[robust glen]

Ikr you miss it huh chrissypoo 😢

[light rose]

GET EM

gtg lol

[heavy pond]

No

😭

[heavy pond]

Later bacon boy

[robust glen]

Your pants rn: 🔥

[heavy pond]

🤨

[robust glen]

Liar liar pants on fire 🙄

[heavy pond]

Oh no

[sonic laurel]

Not bacon boy 😭

[manic oriole]

LOL

X

[lament stag]

LMAO

brayden ur so real sometimes yk

[manic oriole]

fr

[lament stag]

who wouldnt miss me lets be real

[dark grove]

Tbh I don't even know who you are

[lament stag]

its ok idk who u are either

[dark grove]

Fair enough

[lament stag]

fr

[manic oriole]

fr

[sonic laurel]

fr

[full lynx]

i miss u

[serene marsh]

fr

lunar you suck

[lament stag]

that was rude lyn

[lament stag]

i miss u always

[full lynx]

i can respond like once every 10 mins but no go away

[full lynx]

i miss u more🙄

[steel trellis]

how is everyone

[full lynx]

imi’m murder mystery

??

[steel trellis]

imi'm?

[full lynx]

idk keyboard weird

[steel trellis]

☠️

[sonic laurel]

Rose just bullied me in MM. I’m sobbing

[torn saddle]

its because you keep licking me with your frog 😭

[sonic laurel]

🥺 frog buddy so cute

[serene marsh]

[torn saddle]

i seened oppeyas brain 💀

[sonic laurel]

Rose made me buy em panda hat, they said if I didn’t they would kill me in MM every round 😭

[torn saddle]

LOL NO 💀💀💀

i wqs just saying panda panda panda

[sonic laurel]

🥺🧸

[torn saddle]

quest quest quest time

[heavy pond]

Everyone

[heavy pond]

Yeah I think he lost

[sonic laurel]

I wonder if Porkchop would make good bacon…

[heavy pond]

Make him extra crispy on purpose

[sonic laurel]

I kinda like less crispy bacon though

[light rose]

you bet i would

[light rose]

wait you actually bought them panda hats?!?!?!?

[sonic laurel]

Yes because bestie rose is evil

[light rose]

do you just have a bunch of minecoins though lol

[sonic laurel]

Nah I had enough to get 10 tokens and bought myself 3 hats and got threatened with MM death if I didn’t give matching panda hat 🥺 mods pls no rose is not actually bully

[light rose]

10 tokens for what? what are tokens

[sonic laurel]

Hat tokens, they’re for buying all the hats but the cost coin or monies. I wanted the frog buddy so I can continue my MM frickle killer streak. Aka frog pickle

[full lynx]

bad take

[light rose]

agreed

[light rose]

does that mean you have every hat?

[sonic laurel]

Nah I have like uhhh

[light rose]

got any extras for a MM god XD

[sonic laurel]

I have 22/29 apparently and hmmm 🧐 I’m fresh outta tokens even for a god 😭

Payday is next week so

[light rose]

ill be taking that payment off your hands dont worry MHWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[sonic laurel]

😭 no no that’s not how MM gods should be

[light rose]

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO BE 🔥🍴🏃‍♂️(caps)

[sonic laurel]

Lol I got the ping but I would neeever tell you just informing you that it’s best to be good as a MM god because you is pork and I think Manors firepits would make a good lil piggy roast for everyone

[light rose]

then lets get cooking

[sonic laurel]

Bet. But uhhh we gotta start the feast in like 2 hours yes yes

Gotta movie to watch THEN we can mysteriously murder

[light rose]

if we party we can get a team set up except i cant party but it was a good idea

[sonic laurel]

Wow, a MM can’t party with the lesser players? 😭 Porkchop my heart is shattered

[light rose]

not rn

[full lynx]

porky does not party with mortals

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah I am a mortal but like Porkchop should love their MM followers

[heavy pond]

Not surprised you’d be the one to reply

[full lynx]

if u mean cause she didn’t its cause she was sleeping😭

[heavy pond]

I’m talking about you’d be the one to reply of all ppl

My bad that you don’t understand

[full lynx]

bc u were talking about my gf???😭ofc i would

[heavy pond]

Good for you

[full lynx]

thanks!!

[heavy pond]

🪦

[full lynx]

bye!!

[serene marsh]

bro thought he ate

[heavy pond]

You took too long for that one buddy

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop would be good to eat

[heavy pond]

fr

[serene marsh]

because i don't sit in this discord 24/7 like you chris

💀

[heavy pond]

I mean I don’t sit on this either, not like you’d immediately assume

[river anchor]

that is absolutely bonkers!

[heavy pond]

That’s what I’m saying

[serene marsh]

bro's so corny

[heavy pond]

Shhhhh

[sonic laurel]

It’s corn! A big lump with knobs!

[heavy pond]

Burn it

[sonic laurel]

Woah woah woah if there was a MM map you could jump in lava instead of water I would

[heavy pond]

That would be neat

[dense rampart]

hi jeo

[lament stag]

just woke up from nap, but you cannot be saying this because u would always beg for me back 😞

[proven bane]

hello h5

[full lynx]

dloody thats gebebo

[dense rampart]

i miss u

[proven bane]

oh

[heavy pond]

When?

[heavy pond]

Hi

[lament stag]

LMAO

[serene marsh]

x2

[lament stag]

let me collect the million times 😈

[proven bane]

How's going man.

[dense rampart]

i did the same too

💯

[serene marsh]

omg i was just gonna do it

[heavy pond]

Working

[lament stag]

brooo as soon as i wake up i have to hop on fort for bradeypoo im so

[robust glen]

you asked smh

[lament stag]

can u? im so

HELLO?

[robust glen]

@light rose youre on my side right

joe is in the wrong

[manic oriole]

LOL

[full lynx]

don’t ask the god for help with your troubles

[lament stag]

spreading lies like chris 😞

[full lynx]

xujira you are literally on mm rn

[robust glen]

maybe this IS h5??

[heavy pond]

Can I have the emoji

[lament stag]

HUH

[robust glen]

that doesnt look like fortnite to me

[lament stag]

absurd what was that…

[manic oriole]

what was what

[robust glen]

give me helper

[manic oriole]

I'm not even here rn

[heavy pond]

No

[robust glen]

so uh

[lament stag]

i have to pee so bad

[robust glen]

what now

[manic oriole]

??

[lament stag]

what

[manic oriole]

why is this public information

[lament stag]

im just being real w you guys

[full lynx]

she just woke up its okay

[robust glen]

off topic???

[lament stag]

LOL

[robust glen]

😭

[lament stag]

deleted

[manic oriole]

[dense rampart]

make sure u join a server that doesn’t have a bad icon on it

[full lynx]

bro that got deleted a while ago where have u been😭

[lament stag]

frfr

[manic oriole]

outside

which is why u didn't know

[full lynx]

oh ok

[lament stag]

its all about now

[heavy pond]

I addressed it already dw

[full lynx]

stay out there the doors locked

[manic oriole]

but the window's wide open 😋

[lament stag]

no need for hostility

[dense rampart]

yeah i’m joking lol

[heavy pond]

Lol

[lament stag]

@robust glen am i getting on or what

[heavy pond]

Can you inv me to the frog server

[dense rampart]

bet

[heavy pond]

Idk what the name is

[full lynx]

hey i think you cropped too much

[lament stag]

😭

stop im gonna pee

[sonic laurel]

^you sound like rose

[dense rampart]

💀

[full lynx]

flowers dont speak😭

[sonic laurel]

@torn saddle this flower does

[lament stag]

😭

im going pee rn guys

[full lynx]

okay babe

[sonic laurel]

🧐 the office has plenty of privacy stalls

[torn saddle]

what

what about pee

[robust glen]

um yes

[sonic laurel]

This you @torn saddle

[robust glen]

sorry i was murd

@fringe swan lost 🥱

[full lynx]

boohoo get over it

[lament stag]

ok hold on im leeing

peeing

[torn saddle]

LOL it is i have a bladder problem currently 😭🤚

[lament stag]

aw man

[robust glen]

um

[sonic laurel]

Called a child

[torn saddle]

shhh

[lament stag]

see now THAT is off topic

[dense rampart]

on business

[torn saddle]

we dont mention my child

[lament stag]

standing on business

[torn saddle]

i dont want everyone to know how old i am bro 💀

[lament stag]

are u 14

[sonic laurel]

It’s in your bio.

[sonic laurel]

You is not bright

[torn saddle]

🤭 truw

[lament stag]

LITERALLY ME

[robust glen]

im crushging business

[lament stag]

im@peeing

[full lynx]

thats a minor

[torn saddle]

LOL i wish i was 14 again 💀

[lament stag]

ewww why

[manic oriole]

[lament stag]

its true 😞

[sonic laurel]

Zero responsibilities duh

[torn saddle]

cuz i wouldnt have gotten with me ex

[full lynx]

absurd u said u werent here go away

[manic oriole]

bet

[lament stag]

why does no one wanna know that im peeing rn, i think its awesome to be open w your homies.

[full lynx]

i think its epic

[sonic laurel]

But you said we not homies

[lament stag]

WHEN

U ARE

[sonic laurel]

Idk lemme go photoshop something

[lament stag]

youve always been homie wdym

[torn saddle]

caps 💀

[lament stag]

😭

[sonic laurel]

Dang I won’t be able to send my totally legit screenshot here

🥺🧸

[full lynx]

yeah dont u even think about it

[torn saddle]

💀💀

[sonic laurel]

I’ve thought about it, I just can’t execute it

Like I’m gonna do to rose in a little while

On MM of course

[torn saddle]

oppy lemme just you 👹

😭🤚

[sonic laurel]

I’m going back to my movie heck you

[torn saddle]

yall i cant believeee you let her bully me

[full lynx]

boohoo cry about it

[sonic laurel]

🍿

[lament stag]

@robust glen im on

[torn saddle]

im witterwy bweing bwullied 😭

just like im witterly hitting the gritty

[sonic laurel]

🧐

[robust glen]

gabbie and i are gonna practivce first she said

[sonic laurel]

I don’t claim rose no more yall

[lament stag]

ok

[robust glen]

so if u and lunar wanna plkay a couple games to pass time

[torn saddle]

rude 😭

[lament stag]

tell her i said i love her

[sonic laurel]

Aww thanks 🥰

Hehehe

[lament stag]

i love u too

[sonic laurel]

WOAH uh

[lament stag]

😈

[sonic laurel]

running away

[lament stag]

wow thats so mean

u said it first

[torn saddle]

i finally made my din din yall

[sonic laurel]

🧐 I never say that

[lament stag]

ok gtg i gotta get my grind on 😈

[robust glen]

@light rose you love me?

[lament stag]

he said no to me in dms

[sonic laurel]

Porkchop said he hates all of us earlier

[lament stag]

dang

😭

THATS CRAZY

[full lynx]

😭😭

[lament stag]

should i @ him

[serene marsh]

@heavy pond this you bro?

[lament stag]

[torn saddle]

🍿

[lament stag]

my eeyes burn so bad r

[robust glen]

same but mine from tears from laughing 😭

[lament stag]

why i wanna laugh too

is it cuz sky cooked chris?

[robust glen]

that and you suck at fortnite

[lament stag]

i carried so hard last nighy i dont wanna hear it

that paradise palms game we played was absolutely atrocious from u

[robust glen]

they were only going after me

and it was nobuilds

[lament stag]

ok whatever u say

[frank tide]

hi jeo 😍

[robust glen]

no

[lament stag]

hi ry 😍

[proven bane]

I can feel your pain man. h5

[heavy pond]

Don’t know what’s me bc I’m doing more important stuff rn

[frank tide]

wdym no

[frank tide]

hru 😍

[heavy pond]

What pain lol

[pallid summit]

dont think that pressing and trashing people is necessarily the best way to deal with this situation

[heavy pond]

I mean you’ll grow up some day man give it time

[pallid summit]

one word and ur this annoyed 💀

[heavy pond]

He’s exhila, he’s always annoyed

[pallid summit]

average discord beef

[heavy pond]

I feel you

[serene marsh]

fs bro because throwing cringey shade at your ex who dumped you and moved on from you like 6 months ago is super super grown

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

ong so real sky

[heavy pond]

I mean you bring up something that was from 6 months ago 🤷‍♂️

[pallid summit]

it being ur business isnt something im aware of yet

[full lynx]

bro u started it what😭

[lament stag]

ew stopntyping

[serene marsh]

ur spinning on it

[lament stag]

when is he mot spinnin on anything

[pallid summit]

i liked the old comm better 😭

[heavy pond]

I think we all did

[lament stag]

u could leave

[serene marsh]

^

[pallid summit]

someone needs to tell yall to grow up 💀

[full lynx]

ur literally staff on a big mm server u are part of this comm bro

[pallid summit]

10 yr old me would know this is a dumb convo

[heavy pond]

Oh so I’m not the only one to say it

[lament stag]

that’s crazy cuz u literally responded 😭

[pallid summit]

?

[lament stag]

u are not grown.