🕵・murder-mystery

[fervent ginkgo]

biased

[full lynx]

absolutely

[frail mist]

@spark stirrup hey Link

[spark stirrup]

hello

[frail mist]

are you presige 5 yet

[spark stirrup]

yeah

what about you

[grand ember]

What happened to all the good murderers 😩

[frail mist]

im prestige 10

[spark stirrup]

proof?

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[spark stirrup]

Alright

[molten forge]

Hehe 🙂

Snowy Gang 🙂

[dapper cloud]

@vestal arrow just shot vstitches for you in office

[toxic barn]

whaaa who ping me

[manic oriole]

W

[dapper cloud]

gonna drop the video later tonight

[manic oriole]

Me 😈

[vestal arrow]

W ty ty 🙏🙏

[serene marsh]

common roz W

[sick cobalt]

Wa

[manic oriole]

Id cry

[lime flint]

W

[toxic barn]

yes go

🗽

[rocky jetty]

bruh

[dapper cloud]

ripboxo vstitches

[austere bramble]

Helo

[dapper cloud]

yo

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[austere bramble]

Harder better, I like being murder on every map

[opaque sluice]

who is vstitches and why is everyone against them lol

[wispy thicket]

That person is a targeter

[opaque sluice]

good to know

[serene marsh]

Imagine targeting tho

[radiant sundial]

Targeters are annoying

[solemn mesa]

ikr

[robust glen]

Bow stuttered but I still got him 😼

[toxic barn]

🗽

[dense rampart]

😴

[serene marsh]

🫶🏼

gonna miss this hub🥹

[dapper cloud]

same

[serene marsh]

When does it go away?

[dapper cloud]

next week friday

[south onyx]

I love when people keep shooting me when I’m sheriff and holding a bow

[molten forge]

:))

[radiant sundial]

Emo skins for days oml

Literally all emo 😭

[dapper cloud]

they're trying act cool

[neat wyvern]

I just had that yesterday, what is going on lol

[lime flint]

wrong channel mate

[rain dust]

what do u get for prestige in murder mystery

and also what’s the easiest way to level up

[fleet olive]

Nothing serious, just the hub title and the number "pres 1/2/3/4/5"

[fleet olive]

Collect many coins

[rain dust]

tyy

[fleet olive]

👍🫡

[neat wyvern]

And the sloth costume

Dude had too much Red Bull and died rip

[toxic barn]

lol

[narrow cedar]

hm

[jaunty axle]

But Red Bull gives you wings, not speed

[serene marsh]

Pain is when u run to a purple coin and the round ends before u pick it up.

[slender edge]

this.

[jaunty axle]

Name a person who has gone through more pain, I'll be waiting

[serene marsh]

Idk?

[jaunty axle]

That's the point

[slender edge]

playing mm in general makes me want to jump off

[outer helm]

yeah, i was like chasing the murderer down, with a BOW in my hands and the sherrif shot me im like.. bro

[outer helm]

isnt that the arcade?

[slender edge]

ur mobile????

[jaunty axle]

you can simulate that with Remnants

[stiff mist]

you're that one person who promises free qp if they jump c:

[jaunty axle]

Some even call me Handsome Jack

[wispy thicket]

Hello Handsome Jack

[jaunty axle]

Hello Nibel

[neat wyvern]

Yer

[wispy thicket]

Btw did u win the game?

[neat wyvern]

No… 😭

I died

That stupid chest was taking so long and I got shot

[wispy thicket]

oh rip

[radiant sundial]

H m

[slender edge]

guys free hive+ if u commit 😍

[radiant sundial]

O h

[jaunty axle]

go on

ride down the sewer slide

[slender edge]

will u pls come with me

[jaunty axle]

sure I have my broomstick ready

[slender edge]

pathway to heaven

for sure

[radiant sundial]

Uh

[calm vine]

scary

[manic oriole]

@desert island fire

[desert island]

Ty

🙂

[manic oriole]

yw

[upbeat spade]

shot a teamer, guy e was teaming with was using xray

[upbeat spade]

Look out for Itzbella and zeus tr

EU region

[odd brook]

in eu region is so many cheaters, teamers

[serene marsh]

Fr

Thats why I prefer NA

[echo lance]

Satisfying

[serene marsh]

How can u run away from murd so chill without even using 3rd perspective lol

[echo lance]

its very hard to do that on controller LMO

[cerulean blade]

me, cuz this happens 24/7

[serene marsh]

It happens to me 24/7 too thatswhy I said it lmoa

[cerulean blade]

lmao rip

[serene marsh]

Fr

[cerulean blade]

i hate when i lag to like 1k-2k ping

and sit on a purple coin

[serene marsh]

Lmao

[cerulean blade]

and then i cant pick it up

and then someone walks over it and gets it

[serene marsh]

And then when the lag is over someone else took it.

YH EXACTLY 😭

[cerulean blade]

i especially love the times where its the murderer who walks over it

not only do they take the coin, they take ur life too

[serene marsh]

Perfect

2in1

[cerulean blade]

like bro

[toxic barn]

be happy

[fervent ginkgo]

fr i can testify

[echo lance]

LMO i changed my controller buttons around and now my perspective button is b

[fervent ginkgo]

omg same lol

[cerulean blade]

warning, brzvn and kuzoyra are teaming in NA

they also seem to like targeting too - CharismaticClock5205

[worldly storm]

what's your fov at

[echo lance]

100

[worldly storm]

i keep mine at 110 😭😭 also my controller sensitivity i have up

[pallid summit]

teaming is NOT ok

[cerulean blade]

neither is targeting

they got their instant karma tho

[pallid summit]

targetting is mean

[cerulean blade]

cuz one of them was wearing a pretty nice skin

so i stole it and told them i did so

[echo lance]

cringe

[cerulean blade]

and then left

[pallid summit]

mean players 😦

[cerulean blade]

got a pretty nice cape design out of it too

[pallid summit]

how do you rob a skin?

[cerulean blade]

client

[pallid summit]

kinda curious

[pallid summit]

what

[cerulean blade]

i use onix client

[pallid summit]

u rob skins via onix?

is that a new feature

[cerulean blade]

and since i actually pay for the client, i can ask for custom modules from one of the creators

[lament stag]

is it ok if u target mean people

[cerulean blade]

i also have a auto queuer that avoids specific ppl

[pallid summit]

no, because you have to treat others how you want to be treated

[cerulean blade]

alls i gotta do is type a name in it and itll instantly queue if they join

[pallid summit]

i dont think uve watched enough dhar mann

[lament stag]

yeah but what if they treated me bad 😞

[pallid summit]

does it avoid me 😔

[lament stag]

does it avoid me 😞

[cerulean blade]

i believe that if they dont treat someone nice, theres gotta be the ones that treat them how they treat others

[pallid summit]

its ok, because as dhar mann states, justice will always be done

[lament stag]

but i wanna be the justice

[cerulean blade]

'treat others how u wanna be treated' so someone gotta be the one to pick up the slack and give it back to em

[pallid summit]

zshqde mistreats a mean person, instantly regrets it

[cerulean blade]

why would i regret it

[lament stag]

what if i murder the people that are mean to me

[pallid summit]

dhar mann said so

[lament stag]

(in mm of course)

[cerulean blade]

uh ok

i still dont regret it

[pallid summit]

😰 😰 😰 😰

[lament stag]

(mm)

[pallid summit]

whats mm 😰

[lament stag]

🙄

[pallid summit]

always smile!

😃 😃 😃

[lament stag]

u sound like my boss!

[cerulean blade]

and u also forget

these are kids on here

[fervent ginkgo]

McDonald’s mayhem

[cerulean blade]

they dont understand the concept of 'treat others as u would be treated'

[fervent ginkgo]

what if someones choking me?

[pallid summit]

@lament stag mcdonalds is in real life

[lament stag]

me when theres mayhem @ mcdonalds 😰

[pallid summit]

😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

yes yes

[fervent ginkgo]

fr

[pallid summit]

u are the mayhem at mcdonalds 😃 😃 😃

[lament stag]

i love mcdoanalds

[fervent ginkgo]

what if someone ripped my face off

[cerulean blade]

90% of ppl on here treat ppl bad just bc they can

[pallid summit]

no😃 😃 😃

[lament stag]

ok gtg into work now, bye homies

[pallid summit]

stay positive 😃 😃 😃

[cerulean blade]

gl at work

[pallid summit]

bye 😃 😃 😃

[lament stag]

thank u, bye bye!

[fervent ginkgo]

gl

dont cause too much mcdonalds mayhem

[pallid summit]

language

[fervent ginkgo]

my bad

[cerulean blade]

random person going to get a covid test:

[fervent ginkgo]

well maybe they positively want to be positive!

[pallid summit]

😃 😃 😃

[cerulean blade]

oh lord

[pallid summit]

Okay- let's move on from this topic now, thanks 😃 😃 😃

[errant trout]

I agree 😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

okay mr mini mod

[cerulean blade]

also no, but i did use u to test it the day i got it

u were the only one i knew i was gonna get into rounds repetitively that day

[pallid summit]

helper*

[pallid summit]

WHAT

oh

[cerulean blade]

LMAO

[pallid summit]

im positive😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

helper is like mod but more helpery

[cerulean blade]

yeah i auto queued on u a few times so i can test it LMAO u might not have even noticed it

[fervent ginkgo]

hi positive im garfield

[pallid summit]

helpers are very good at telling people to stop talking am i right? 😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

u are!!!

[pallid summit]

yes

shut up 😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

im positively not gonna do that!

bc staying positive is great

[pallid summit]

always remember to stay positive 😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

pin this message fr

in a world full of unpositive this man is carrying positivity

[pallid summit]

ok, i'll do it!

(the ping is off)

i hope

😃 😃 😃

[fervent ginkgo]

im glad ur happy

you know what they say

”a happy man is happier then someone who is not happy”

[pallid summit]

thanks garlfieldguy8528 i didn't know that

[fervent ginkgo]

yes i am full of wisom

ask me anything

[pallid summit]

i have a question

what is wisom

[fervent ginkgo]

wisom is like wisdom but minus a letter

[pallid summit]

so...stupidity?

[fervent ginkgo]

yes!

[pallid summit]

good to know

[radiant sundial]

Am I on this list of people?
Cause every time I see you in game you poof out of thin air

[pallid summit]

an absurd name has a lot of wisom

[fervent ginkgo]

Im glad to help

[fervent ginkgo]

surprised im not on it

[cerulean blade]

no but u prolly play with someone that is

[radiant sundial]

Uh I play solo most of the time 😭

[pallid summit]

is there a sniper queuer

[errant trout]

I’d bet, he has more messages in this server than most helpers if not all 😭

[pallid summit]

because its getting too hard to get into the teamer games

[pallid summit]

do you know what wisom is?

[errant trout]

No?

[fervent ginkgo]

i was in a lobby w “purbie” and “burbie” the other day 😭

[cerulean blade]

no but if someone snipes u, u can just add their name

[errant trout]

Thought u meant wisdom 💀

[pallid summit]

stupidity!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

i am wiser then

[pallid summit]

aw but i want to snipe teamers :(((

[cerulean blade]

then ur just unlucky enough to get in rounds with someone who is

[radiant sundial]

I mean I have played with h5ms before and I remember seeing you poof when I played with him before

[pallid summit]

u thought wrong

[cerulean blade]

yeah hes on there

[fervent ginkgo]

also xbandsolo was in my game today 🥳

[errant trout]

😭 😭

[pallid summit]

wisdom - one letter duh

[fervent ginkgo]

thats what im saying

[errant trout]

Cool guy amirite

[pallid summit]

gane????

thats a tough one

[fervent ginkgo]

omg i didnt even notice that

[radiant sundial]

I wonder why 🤔

[fervent ginkgo]

yessir

[cerulean blade]

i dont like fighting super sweaty ppl

other ppl like frozen are on there cuz they just plain annoying

[fervent ginkgo]

youd love to fight me then i suck

[errant trout]

Me2 tbh

[cerulean blade]

its a good thing ur on there too then

[fervent ginkgo]

and my right bumper is almost broken by now

[cerulean blade]

so u dont have to be in my lobbies

[radiant sundial]

Understandable

[pallid summit]

i like fighting super sweaty ppl

[cerulean blade]

oh yeah, the auto dodger also has a prestige and level avoider

[pallid summit]

i jus never get clout from it cuz i forget to record

[fervent ginkgo]

same bc i can’t get better fighting noobs

[radiant sundial]

I like challenge so I don't mind playing with sweats

[cerulean blade]

so i can avoid any one higher than whatever prestige i set it at

[pallid summit]

does it cost money 😔

[cerulean blade]

the client does yes

[pallid summit]

i though a version of onix was free

welpo

[fervent ginkgo]

only 1 dollar if u buy from me

[errant trout]

Scam!!

[radiant sundial]

H u h

[pallid summit]

no

[fervent ginkgo]

no im just w businessman

[cerulean blade]

the version of the onix i use has scripting in it and gets updated quicker

[pallid summit]

ud better not be qing against koala girl

[fervent ginkgo]

ill give u a 1% discount with a coupon :D

[pallid summit]

ive got more elims on koala girl than i got on my brother

[cerulean blade]

the module i use is part of the scripting

[fervent ginkgo]

nah i shot her when she was murd shes mid

[errant trout]

Real

[pallid summit]

grammar!

[cerulean blade]

i queue on her for other reasons

[fervent ginkgo]

i caught it dw

[cerulean blade]

i dont like her at all

[fervent ginkgo]

u hate koalas!!

[radiant sundial]

Maybe that's why you poof every time I see you

[errant trout]

Same with raphcutie

[cerulean blade]

i usually queue on 3 or higher

[pallid summit]

ive been trying to get into her games so hard after she emote killed me on office

[cerulean blade]

so prolly

[cerulean blade]

oh shes worse than that lil buddy

[errant trout]

HUH 😭

[fervent ginkgo]

she tried to do that to me but missed lol

[errant trout]

How’d u let that happen wow

[cerulean blade]

shes annoying period, she legit harasses me, and has done so for several years

[radiant sundial]

I'm prestige 3 now so um.. 👀

[pallid summit]

i just though she was a lousy teamer

[cerulean blade]

explains it

[pallid summit]

i didnt know that she applied those strats

[fervent ginkgo]

im so close to prestige 1

[radiant sundial]

I'm only 313 tho ;-;

[cerulean blade]

oh yeah and she hides

ive gotten into a habit of queueing on her from all the times she hid on shelves in remnants before they fixed it

[errant trout]

More than Halfway done, wym “only” 😭

[fervent ginkgo]

sounds like her

i dont reque bc she has a skill issue so i can win

[pallid summit]

she prob cant hit a shot vent camping on office 💀

[radiant sundial]

I remember the koala girl person randomly @ mentioned me in chat and said "lol" afterwards idrk why tho-

[cerulean blade]

yeah but i dont feel like having a loooooooonggggggggg drawn out game if she decides the hide

[errant trout]

I remember one of her friends targeting me, their excuse “ur too good”

[fervent ginkgo]

i was just standing on the flowerbed in office she whiffed and i shot her lol

[pallid summit]

dawg

its not like u missed 4 shots on a mobile player

[errant trout]

Mobile players are naturally good dodgers wym

[pallid summit]

no

they just have 10 blocks of reach

legit got destroyed so many times on eso stairs bc they hit me from narnia

[fervent ginkgo]

narnia isnt in eso hotel sir

[errant trout]

Sounds likea skill issue basis

[pallid summit]

thats the point 💀

[fervent ginkgo]

exactly

[pallid summit]

theyre tryna lure u into the group

[cerulean blade]

@radiant sundial wanna see the module, since u seem so interested

[radiant sundial]

Uh

I mean sure ig

[cerulean blade]

had to blur out the names of ppl im avoiding, so im not outting them or starting drama with them

yk how ppl are

[radiant sundial]

I mean could've sent in dms to not cause drama but blurring out works too

[serene marsh]

What client is that?-

[cerulean blade]

onix

[serene marsh]

Huh

Does it got an update or sum?

[radiant sundial]

If only I had pc so I could use clients :')

Oh well

[cerulean blade]

i have the pay version

[serene marsh]

Ohh

Didnt knew it has such a difference

[cerulean blade]

i didnt wanna wait for it to update to 1.20 only for 1.20 to be outdated by the time it updates

[cerulean blade]

well i wouldve had to blur it anyways

[serene marsh]

Lmao thats so true

[cerulean blade]

i dont trust that it wouldnt have gotten passed around to the ppl on it

[serene marsh]

But I always downgrade on the latest

[cerulean blade]

esp since i prolly know u might be friends with some of them

[radiant sundial]

I literally don't talk to anyone, except h5ms but I'd still not say anything about stuff like that cause it doesn't matter to me

[serene marsh]

U got the supporter patreon onix version?

[cerulean blade]

uh whatever is just the basic one

thats not free

[cerulean blade]

doesnt matter to me, i dont like risking trusting ppl with stuff like that

cuz anytime i did do that in the past with others, it always got found out and then id get in trouble with ppl

[radiant sundial]

Understandable, I have trust issues too lol

[cerulean blade]

im not taking the risk that i might end up having issues with u, and u pass that around as some kind of revenge, which is 80% of the reason i got in trouble with ppl before

[serene marsh]

Well yh then its that one

[cerulean blade]

yeah

btw rewgrew is teaming

[radiant sundial]

I never really have issues with people tbh

I'm neutral with everyone lol

[cerulean blade]

lol

[cerulean blade]

RespectableFox6349 - hes teaming with LuhKaash if anyone wants to avoid them

[radiant sundial]

Imagine teaming
L

[dense rampart]

i used to do this like a year ago as a non and found it a waste of time

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[cerulean blade]

btw dont mind my insane lag

[serene marsh]

U always lag, dont you? 💀

[cerulean blade]

yes

its annoying

[serene marsh]

When we was in a party I saw u lag through the half map

[cerulean blade]

oh reminds me, i forgot to add u

[cerulean blade]

bro frr

its insane

[serene marsh]

Lmao

Whys ur wifi suddenly so trashy tho

[cerulean blade]

solar flares

[serene marsh]

Oh

[dense rampart]

on hive?

[cerulean blade]

the solar flares have gotten so bad lately, its given me and my entire family bad headaches constantly

[serene marsh]

Oh damn

[cerulean blade]

oh no, not on a friends list

[dense rampart]

where lol

[cerulean blade]

auto queue list

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[cerulean blade]

tired of both u and d0p5

[dense rampart]

😭😭😭

[serene marsh]

Lmao

[errant trout]

Please stay on topic 🙏 🙏

[dense rampart]

i don’t even play hive anymore so idm it

[serene marsh]

Staff 2.0

[dense rampart]

true to ur word on outting 🙏

[cerulean blade]

u guys wont get ur issues fixed, so im staying as far away from u two as possible

[dense rampart]

tbf i did out that one image

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[errant trout]

It’s complicated

[dense rampart]

dms rq

unless you still wanna out more stuff

[cerulean blade]

oh no, i did that so i was clear cut on how bad i wanted to stay away from u two if nothing was gonna be fixed

[dense rampart]

how am i going to realistically fix something when i have this person who’s on the opposing side that I have no clear cut access to 😴

[vestal arrow]

Always something in this channel

[dense rampart]

yeah it’s so ridiculous lol

[serene marsh]

Ong

[dense rampart]

i came in here to say some comment about my old self and then there’s sh disturbing

[radiant sundial]

Uh

[errant trout]

Oh em gee

[radiant sundial]

Not my drama so not my problem

[serene marsh]

Wha

[slender edge]

the giggle i let out

[marsh wedge]

SAME

[austere bramble]

Lb?

[mental wind]

ye

[austere bramble]

Nice place ._.

[jaunty axle]

welcome to the rice fields

[lament stag]

hey whos arguing & why 😄

[errant trout]

Not after you molested my parrot 😋

[errant trout]

Erm that’s not me

[delicate bluff]

@midnight fjord you?

[midnight fjord]

No

[errant trout]

U guys + my parrot 😒

Fs

[lament stag]

fish snacks?

[errant trout]

U want some?

[lament stag]

can u get me goldfish tho

i like those

[errant trout]

no

[lament stag]

but only the rainbow kind

[errant trout]

Get them urself

[lament stag]

wow

im gonna cry now

so u feel bad

[errant trout]

Sorry 😊

[molten forge]

Uhhhh

Pqmus teaming

[neat wyvern]

I wonder who

This guy seems to have a bad reputation in AS lol

Infamous for hacking

[dapper cloud]

No way vstitches get shot by random while being murderer LOL

[molten forge]

👊

[neat wyvern]

Noted 🙃

[neat wyvern]

Lel

[molten forge]

🙃

[fervent ginkgo]

yes if u pay me 9.99 i will

[pallid summit]

give me half

i'll pay double

[neat wyvern]

🙃

Wait why did you delete your message

[molten forge]

I deleted it :’)

[neat wyvern]

Yeah why tho

[lament stag]

what if i pay u .99

[lament stag]

no

[fervent ginkgo]

deal

but i get one fish in return

[lament stag]

yay! 😄

oh

no deal

[fervent ginkgo]

also im lvl 99 so close

[fervent ginkgo]

fine u can have all

[lament stag]

ayo what

ok ill eat all

for .99

rainbow kind right?

[fervent ginkgo]

yes

[lament stag]

i just need ur credit card number & cvv & zipcode & expiration date so i can get u that payment of .99! 😁

[fervent ginkgo]

my zip code is 12345

and i pay in cash

XGBabyGirlGx and AR1A XV teaming on na matching skins too

[dapper cloud]

LOL

[errant trout]

That non knows what’s up

[dapper cloud]

indeed

[fervent ginkgo]

classic cube toaster w

[heavy pond]

I just lost my 22 day login streak 😭

highest I’m ever gunna get lmao

[echo lance]

my streak is 71 atm

[heavy pond]

Yeah I’m not determined for such thing

[cerulean blade]

LMAO so deserved

[serene marsh]

indeed

[errant trout]

My highest is somewhere near 70 and rn I’m at like 25

[molten forge]

Bruh

[errant trout]

Hf

[molten forge]

Not fun

[lament stag]

not fun

[manic oriole]

not fun

[jaunty axle]

based Sheriff

[lament stag]

so not fun

[lament stag]

i cant do cash transactions:(( i need ur card info 😞

the exact numbers 😞

[fervent ginkgo]

what if i only have debit card

[lament stag]

that works 😄

also add me as a W in ur bio because im literally a walking W

[full lynx]

yeah?

[lament stag]

yes 😍

[fervent ginkgo]

alr

[full lynx]

😍

[dense rampart]

18 year olds

[lament stag]

thx

[errant trout]

No add me fr

[lament stag]

quiet chris 💯

[lament stag]

no just me

[full lynx]

banned

[lament stag]

ong

[fervent ginkgo]

i added

[lament stag]

LETS GO

[full lynx]

no add me first

[lament stag]

no just me dont listen to them garfield

[full lynx]

wow😞

[lament stag]

theyre trying to prank u

dont do it!!!!

[full lynx]

am i not a W😞

[fervent ginkgo]

ill add anyone

[lament stag]

NO 👹

just me 😡

[errant trout]

Do it Garfield 😠

[lament stag]

DO NOT 😡

[fervent ginkgo]

ill add u two dw

[dense rampart]

don’t

[lament stag]

i will raise my voice @ you garfield!!!

[full lynx]

no only justjeongin only she deserves it😍

[dense rampart]

you are in for a rough night if u do

[lament stag]

yum

[dense rampart]

wypipo

[full lynx]

wy what

[lament stag]

ok im kicking u garfield

im banning u

[fervent ginkgo]

haha

[lament stag]

no haha mattter

[full lynx]

look out garfieldguy8528!!

[fervent ginkgo]

ahhhh

[lament stag]

definitely not a laughing matter 😡

[fervent ginkgo]

Have mercy

[lament stag]

im kicking ur pfp

[fervent ginkgo]

noooo

[full lynx]

in the microwave

[lament stag]

yep how about them apples

[fervent ginkgo]

NO

[full lynx]

i ate them

[lament stag]

YEP

ur stuck there forever now

hostage microwave

[full lynx]

finally

[lament stag]

until u change ur bio 😡

[molten forge]

Hehe 🙂

[fervent ginkgo]

i escape

[lament stag]

hehe 🙂

[errant trout]

Thanks GarfieldGuy

[lament stag]

u wont ur stuck

[fervent ginkgo]

yessir

[full lynx]

haha😁

[lament stag]

no be quiet tokyo

[full lynx]

no prohlem

[errant trout]

I can open the microwave for u!!

[lament stag]

no u womt

[dense rampart]

read it slowly

[full lynx]

no

[errant trout]

THATS NOT ME

[fervent ginkgo]

yes free me!

[lament stag]

it is 😡

[lament stag]

no

[lament stag]

i still dont get it

[molten forge]

:))))

Wt

[lament stag]

:))))))

[errant trout]

:((((

[molten forge]

Haha

[molten forge]

Your skin ?

[lament stag]

yes

[full lynx]

tokyo more like furry maid😥

[lament stag]

that is tolyo!!

[errant trout]

Nah

[lament stag]

[full lynx]

😹😹

[lament stag]

yeah

[molten forge]

:)))

[lament stag]

:)))

[full lynx]

this is me when im a cat and laughing btw

[lament stag]

no way!!!!

[full lynx]

yes!!!

[dense rampart]

24 year olds btw

[full lynx]

um

[lament stag]

see guys garfield isnt texting ajgmore because hes cooked

[lament stag]

erm false

[full lynx]

edgar stop with the self reflection

[lament stag]

ong

[errant trout]

no I saved him

[lament stag]

no

[full lynx]

coked garfield

cooked

[lament stag]

edgar im gonna text u personally to roast u 💯

[fervent ginkgo]

no im grinding mm bc im lvl 99

[lament stag]

😰

[lament stag]

ayo what

[full lynx]

not anymore gimme 5 of your levels

[fervent ginkgo]

no sir

[molten forge]

Lol

[full lynx]

hand them over

[lament stag]

ok whatever microwave man 🙄

[full lynx]

guys i have exctiting news

[fervent ginkgo]

if u dont free me u wont be on my bio for long

[fervent ginkgo]

make me

[lament stag]

what

[full lynx]

guys i have exciting news

[lament stag]

what is this gaslighting

[lament stag]

what 😡

[fervent ginkgo]

hehe

[full lynx]

ok so prepare yourselves for this news

[lament stag]

ok i am so prepared

[fervent ginkgo]

im prepared

[molten forge]

🙂

[full lynx]

i really want popcorn

[lament stag]

guys i think i just pulled a muscle @ work 😰

[fervent ginkgo]

if u open the microwave im in theres popcorn

[full lynx]

your news is scarier than mine😥

[full lynx]

i’ll push it back in!

???

[fervent ginkgo]

just unpull it :)

[full lynx]

is there?

[fervent ginkgo]

yes

[full lynx]

give it

[fervent ginkgo]

open microwave then

[full lynx]

erm no

[fervent ginkgo]

no popcron for u then

[full lynx]

so eso hotel guys

[molten forge]

🙂

[full lynx]

fun map right

[fervent ginkgo]

bro i suck at murd on eso

[full lynx]

i love collecting coffee on the map eso hotel!

[full lynx]

skill issue

[fervent ginkgo]

not healthy!

[full lynx]

sorry

[full lynx]

says who!

[fervent ginkgo]

Save some for me

[fervent ginkgo]

ur local doctor

[full lynx]

i love going around and drinking every single cup

who’s with me

[fervent ginkgo]

haha they all left u

now i can escape microwave

[full lynx]

wow garfield bully

[fervent ginkgo]

dw i put u in my bio

im no bully

[full lynx]

doesn’t make up for u calling me lonely😞

[fervent ginkgo]

i never said that

[full lynx]

u said they left me😞

[lament stag]

i was sitting criss cross apple sauce in my chair & then it just pulled like my thigh muscle 😞

[full lynx]

i will fix it!

but be careful

[lament stag]

dont break it!

[fervent ginkgo]

buy a new muscle then!

[heavy pond]

You’re off by a couple years

[full lynx]

i won’t!?

lag

[lament stag]

just one!

[heavy pond]

1 and 2

[full lynx]

that’s 3!

[lament stag]

thats a couple to you? 😰

[fervent ginkgo]

math!

[lament stag]

just one 😰

[full lynx]

technically speaking

a couple is 2

[lament stag]

well for me just one duh

a couple is like 5

[full lynx]

well

2+

[lament stag]

erm no

[full lynx]

erm why

[lament stag]

ur wrong

[full lynx]

ur right

[lament stag]

i know

[full lynx]

my apologoies

[lament stag]

its okay!

[full lynx]

be qyiet!!!🤬🤬

[fervent ginkgo]

now whos the bully

[full lynx]

you tell me

[fervent ginkgo]

you

[errant trout]

qyiet

[full lynx]

so guys i just hit this insane shot on myself in the game murder mystery

[manic oriole]

dont make siucide jokes pls

[full lynx]

i meant in mm u made it about that bad absurd

[manic oriole]

no u meant it irl

i was there when u said it 😠

[full lynx]

well clearly you were here when i said it come on now

but no as stated in the message i meant in game

[manic oriole]

i disagree

[full lynx]

disagree with what

[manic oriole]

and if u wanna change my mind its gunna cost a cookie

[manic oriole]

that u meant it ingame

[full lynx]

absurd can you not joke about my trauma thats kinda traumatizing

[manic oriole]

oh

mb

[dense rampart]

absurd can you not kill my family please

[full lynx]

yeah rethink your actions

[manic oriole]

😈

[full lynx]

he does that a lot

[manic oriole]

i gotta eat somehow

[full lynx]

absurd can you not step on my pets

[full lynx]

huh

[manic oriole]

huh

[molten forge]

Bruh:)

[full lynx]

absurd can you not eat our families😥

[fervent ginkgo]

absurd eat the microwave thats trapping me!

[full lynx]

absurd do not do this

ok bye bye

[errant trout]

What if he gets too hungry & eats u too!!?!!

[manic oriole]

im getting paid to kill them smh

why would i eat ur family thats just sad

[full lynx]

u did it before i could see u doing it again😥

[fervent ginkgo]

he would never

[lament stag]

absurd can u

[full lynx]

hey absurd don’t

[fervent ginkgo]

absurd if u free me ill call u a w

[dense rampart]

absurd ur pfp looks like a cat’s hunchback

[lament stag]

also gebebo u didnt answer my question

[errant trout]

Can u not

[full lynx]

not worth it

[lament stag]

i can!

[errant trout]

Is what u wanna say

[lament stag]

no

[full lynx]

be quiert!!

[lament stag]

fr!

guys my leg is still broken!!!

[dense rampart]

36 year olds btw

[lament stag]

😭

[full lynx]

no!!

[lament stag]

off by a few!

[full lynx]

as of a minute ago this is false

[molten forge]

You will eat who ?

[lament stag]

my family 😰

[full lynx]

all your loved ones.

[fervent ginkgo]

my microwave

[manic oriole]

pizza 😋

[manic oriole]

that too

[lament stag]

yum!!!

[manic oriole]

I like the crunch

[errant trout]

Garfieldguy (possibly)

[fervent ginkgo]

so youll free me!

yay!

[manic oriole]

yes

[molten forge]

I will eat @fervent ginkgo

[fervent ginkgo]

Lets gooo ur a w now

[fervent ginkgo]

what no

[full lynx]

garfieldguy8528 look out!!!!

[manic oriole]

LOL

[errant trout]

I’m starving now, I can help

[full lynx]

garfieldguy i think they’re plotting to eat you

[fervent ginkgo]

no one would eat me!

[lament stag]

i will!

[fervent ginkgo]

everyone loves me!

right guys?

[full lynx]

me???

[molten forge]

They will eat you soon ! @fervent ginkgo

:)))

[full lynx]

totally!

[lament stag]

me too! :))))))

[fervent ginkgo]

This is not good!

[errant trout]

Right

[full lynx]

(garfieldguy8528 watch your back!)

[lament stag]

tokyo stop being a suck up 😡

[full lynx]

yeah tokyo be quiuet!!

[lament stag]

yeah!!!

[errant trout]

quiuet

[fervent ginkgo]

nah tokyos the biggest W rn

[lament stag]

we all know u would eat him in an instant!!!

[full lynx]

tokyo deez

[errant trout]

Exactly I agree

[lament stag]

false im always the bigger W

[full lynx]

so true😍

[lament stag]

always 😜

[fervent ginkgo]

u kidnapped then tried to eat me

[full lynx]

this has nothing to do with the conversation at hand

[lament stag]

fr!!!

[molten forge]

Bruh

[lament stag]

bruhhh

🙂

[full lynx]

garfieldguy8528 i will turn you into a seashell!!

[fervent ginkgo]

it kinda does tho

[lament stag]

ok be wuiet guys

[full lynx]

yeah be wuiet guys

[lament stag]

yeah

[fervent ginkgo]

never in my 30 years if teaching have i heard of a more outlandish idea!

[full lynx]

that was on accident i actually tried tio typq euiet

[lament stag]

ermnur typing is not that great

[full lynx]

sorryg guys

[molten forge]

Be wuiet

[lament stag]

its ok!

[lament stag]

😡

[full lynx]

your teaching career ends here cat boy!!!

[lament stag]

hahahahahaaha

[errant trout]

typq Sounds a lot like my name, u prob took inspiration!

[fervent ginkgo]

never!

[lament stag]

def not 🤮

[full lynx]

i didnt!!

[errant trout]

Rude 😠

[lament stag]

who would take inspiration from THIS 😰

[full lynx]

tokyo if u were ever to inspire anything it would be a garbage company😹😹

[errant trout]

Many would!!!!

[molten forge]

:))

Wait me go to NA :))

[full lynx]

i apologize for my actions in this message i have since changed and tokyo is not that bad of a person but still smells

[errant trout]

I thought so

[full lynx]

thought what

[fervent ginkgo]

tokyo inspired me to become garfield!

[full lynx]

liar!!!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

no tokyos my biggest inspiration

[solemn mesa]

I would

W

[molten forge]

🙂

[full lynx]

tokyos my biggest hater😞

[errant trout]

What no, stop spreading lies 😟

[full lynx]

tokyo hater😞

[fervent ginkgo]

dw im ur biggest fan

[full lynx]

i didnt say i hate tokyo i said he hates me suck up

[errant trout]

I’m ur biggest fan 2

[solemn mesa]

Lol

[fervent ginkgo]

yayyy

guys i have a fan!

[solemn mesa]

Omggg

[full lynx]

congrats!! summer is coming up you need to stay cool!!

[solemn mesa]

bruh Garfield’ abt me is “Someone, beetle, justjeongin, lunarwagg, xTvkyq, AnAbsurdName, and K5 are Ws”

[fervent ginkgo]

yes!

[full lynx]

garfieldguy why did you add evil absurd!!!

[molten forge]

Lol

[solemn mesa]

Omg

[fervent ginkgo]

he freed me from microwave

[full lynx]

he ate my family!

[solemn mesa]

Lunar just wants to fight all day long omg

[full lynx]

so true

[fervent ginkgo]

fr

[full lynx]

anyone wanna argue

[solemn mesa]

Jobless

[fervent ginkgo]

lunar my #1 hater

[dapper cloud]

munching

[solemn mesa]

.

[full lynx]

i actually just got home from job but i’m honored

[molten forge]

@fervent ginkgo ate mm chat

[full lynx]

not again!!!

[solemn mesa]

Aaaah

[fervent ginkgo]

i got hungry mb guys

[full lynx]

apologiize!!

[fervent ginkgo]

sorry to everyone except lunar for the inconvenience!

[full lynx]

wow!! i feel targedyed!!

[errant trout]

I forgive

[full lynx]

no u do not

[pallid summit]

targedyed?\

[full lynx]

yeah i was targedyed😥

[pallid summit]

nice

[molten forge]

:’)

[full lynx]

wow

[fervent ginkgo]

yay ty

[fervent ginkgo]

no

[pallid summit]

@fervent ginkgo

[fervent ginkgo]

guys im halfway to lvl 100

[fervent ginkgo]

hi hi hi

[pallid summit]

ok @fervent ginkgo

[fervent ginkgo]

ok @pallid summit

[pallid summit]

wsg @fervent ginkgo

dont ping me

[fervent ginkgo]

mb

@@Bqsis

is that better

[heavy pond]

💀

[lament stag]

dont

its bad

[lament stag]

@pallid summit

[lament stag]

me

[full lynx]

no

[fervent ginkgo]

my pfp is better than ur car insurance

[lament stag]

???

[full lynx]

im going to eat your car insurance!!

[lament stag]

yummy!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

no i have geico

[full lynx]

geico gecko devoured.

[fervent ginkgo]

u cant eat it

geico gecko never dies

[lament stag]

geico lizard?

[full lynx]

wrong reptile i think

[lament stag]

oh 😞

[full lynx]

it’s okay

[lament stag]

what kidn

[fervent ginkgo]

for once ur right

[lament stag]

hes always right 😍

[full lynx]

a turtyle

[full lynx]

you😍

[lament stag]

ok 👌

[lament stag]

u 😍

18 yr olds btw!!!

[full lynx]

spoons btw!!

[lament stag]

i love spoons

[fervent ginkgo]

Garfield btw!!

[lament stag]

spoons are better than forks imo

[full lynx]

be ayiuet garfield!!!!

[lament stag]

fr!!!

[fervent ginkgo]

wha

[pallid summit]

im a gieco gecko stan

[lament stag]

geoco

[serene marsh]

xJuggsgirlx and IAMJUGGERNAUGHT teaming on NA

If it wasn't obvious by the names

[fervent ginkgo]

yessir

[dapper cloud]

pretty much knowing the name's context lol

[heavy pond]

I think the wackos left

[indigo edge]

Just had to go against 2 prestige player murds in a row

[heavy pond]

That sounds fun

[indigo edge]

I haven't played in 2 days so I'm rusty too

[indigo edge]

Fr

[fervent ginkgo]

howd u do

[heavy pond]

I haven’t played in a week

Imma be horrible

[indigo edge]

Died both times

[fervent ginkgo]

ah rip

im so close to lvl 100

probably gonna get it tmrw

[heavy pond]

Sweet

[indigo edge]

It was Xujira and Patheticque

[fervent ginkgo]

Fair enough then

[indigo edge]

They got murd in my games back to back

[fervent ginkgo]

yessir

[radiant sundial]

Why do I always wake up to jeong and lunar messages 😭

[heavy pond]

They’re wackos

19 and 20 yr olds

[full lynx]

thanks man its an honor

[heavy pond]

God they back

[fervent ginkgo]

bc theyre busy hating on me fr

[full lynx]

garfieldloser8528

[radiant sundial]

Oh no I summoned one why did I do this to myself

[fervent ginkgo]

see what i mean

[full lynx]

yeah?

[heavy pond]

You doomed us all

[indigo edge]

If you want, you can play with me

If that would help

[fervent ginkgo]

luckily im going to sleep anyway

[heavy pond]

I’m down

[radiant sundial]

I shall never talk ever again

[indigo edge]

I'm on rn

[heavy pond]

I’ll be back from Wisconsin Tuesday

[radiant sundial]

Speaking of which-

I haven't really played in a while

[heavy pond]

Same

[indigo edge]

Oh ok

Hope you're having fun there

[heavy pond]

Only logged in for stream and lost it today

[indigo edge]

Also I died while typing here fun

[heavy pond]

I did!

[heavy pond]

Happens

[indigo edge]

Good

[radiant sundial]

I have a 13 login streak I think?

[heavy pond]

I had a 22 and lost it today

[radiant sundial]

My highest is 79, I'm planning on beating that

[heavy pond]

That’s wild

[radiant sundial]

Eh

[heavy pond]

Mine was 37 or something idk

[fervent ginkgo]

my highest was 40

[fringe mauve]

nice login streak :O

[fringe mauve]

rip 😔😔😔

[radiant sundial]

I'm surprised you haven't had a higher login streak lol
You'd expect the grinder to have like a 100 login streak or something lol

[heavy pond]

Ngl yeah

Sometimes I take day or two day breaks in between, forget to log in for the streak

[radiant sundial]

I sometimes forget too lol

[fringe mauve]

sucks that we only get streak savers every 100 days

my login streak rn is 286, which is the highest i've ever gotten

trying to get to 365 days to get the costume

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[lament stag]

gonna unblock u just so i can roast u 💯

like edgar

[lime flint]

twins fr except mines 268 lol