#🕵・murder-mystery
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absolutely
@spark stirrup hey Link
hello
are you presige 5 yet
What happened to all the good murderers 😩
im prestige 10
proof?
Hm
Alright
@vestal arrow just shot vstitches for you in office
whaaa who ping me
gonna drop the video later tonight
Me 😈
W ty ty 🙏🙏
common roz W
Wa
Id cry
bruh
ripboxo vstitches
Helo
yo
Hm
Harder better, I like being murder on every map
who is vstitches and why is everyone against them lol
That person is a targeter
good to know
Imagine targeting tho
Targeters are annoying
ikr
😴
same
When does it go away?
next week friday
I love when people keep shooting me when I’m sheriff and holding a bow
:))
they're trying act cool
I just had that yesterday, what is going on lol
wrong channel mate
what do u get for prestige in murder mystery
and also what’s the easiest way to level up
Nothing serious, just the hub title and the number "pres 1/2/3/4/5"
Collect many coins
tyy
👍🫡
hm
But Red Bull gives you wings, not speed

Pain is when u run to a purple coin and the round ends before u pick it up.
this.
Name a person who has gone through more pain, I'll be waiting
Idk?
That's the point
playing mm in general makes me want to jump off
yeah, i was like chasing the murderer down, with a BOW in my hands and the sherrif shot me im like.. bro
isnt that the arcade?
ur mobile????
you can simulate that with Remnants

you're that one person who promises free qp if they jump c: 
Some even call me Handsome Jack
Hello Handsome Jack
Hello Nibel
Yer
Btw did u win the game?
No… 😭
I died
That stupid chest was taking so long and I got shot
oh rip
H m
guys free hive+ if u commit 😍
O h
will u pls come with me
sure I have my broomstick ready
Uh
scary
@desert island fire
yw
shot a teamer, guy e was teaming with was using xray
in eu region is so many cheaters, teamers
How can u run away from murd so chill without even using 3rd perspective lol
its very hard to do that on controller LMO
me, cuz this happens 24/7
It happens to me 24/7 too thatswhy I said it lmoa
lmao rip
Fr
Lmao
i especially love the times where its the murderer who walks over it
not only do they take the coin, they take ur life too
like bro
be happy
fr i can testify
LMO i changed my controller buttons around and now my perspective button is b
omg same lol
warning, brzvn and kuzoyra are teaming in NA
they also seem to like targeting too - CharismaticClock5205
what's your fov at
100
i keep mine at 110 😭😭 also my controller sensitivity i have up
teaming is NOT ok
targetting is mean
cuz one of them was wearing a pretty nice skin
so i stole it and told them i did so
cringe
and then left
mean players 😦
got a pretty nice cape design out of it too
how do you rob a skin?
client
kinda curious
what
i use onix client
and since i actually pay for the client, i can ask for custom modules from one of the creators
is it ok if u target mean people
i also have a auto queuer that avoids specific ppl
no, because you have to treat others how you want to be treated
alls i gotta do is type a name in it and itll instantly queue if they join
i dont think uve watched enough dhar mann
yeah but what if they treated me bad 😞
does it avoid me 😔
does it avoid me 😞
i believe that if they dont treat someone nice, theres gotta be the ones that treat them how they treat others
its ok, because as dhar mann states, justice will always be done
but i wanna be the justice
'treat others how u wanna be treated' so someone gotta be the one to pick up the slack and give it back to em
zshqde mistreats a mean person, instantly regrets it
why would i regret it
what if i murder the people that are mean to me
dhar mann said so
(in mm of course)
😰 😰 😰 😰
(mm)
whats mm 😰
🙄
u sound like my boss!
McDonald’s mayhem
they dont understand the concept of 'treat others as u would be treated'
what if someones choking me?
@lament stag mcdonalds is in real life
me when theres mayhem @ mcdonalds 😰
😃 😃 😃
yes yes
fr
u are the mayhem at mcdonalds 😃 😃 😃
i love mcdoanalds
what if someone ripped my face off
90% of ppl on here treat ppl bad just bc they can
no😃 😃 😃
ok gtg into work now, bye homies
stay positive 😃 😃 😃
gl at work
bye 😃 😃 😃
thank u, bye bye!
gl
dont cause too much mcdonalds mayhem
language
my bad
well maybe they positively want to be positive!
😃 😃 😃
oh lord
Okay- let's move on from this topic now, thanks 😃 😃 😃
I agree 😃 😃 😃
okay mr mini mod
also no, but i did use u to test it the day i got it
u were the only one i knew i was gonna get into rounds repetitively that day
helper*
LMAO
im positive😃 😃 😃
helper is like mod but more helpery
yeah i auto queued on u a few times so i can test it LMAO u might not have even noticed it
hi positive im garfield
helpers are very good at telling people to stop talking am i right? 😃 😃 😃
u are!!!
im positively not gonna do that!
bc staying positive is great
always remember to stay positive 😃 😃 😃
pin this message fr
in a world full of unpositive this man is carrying positivity
im glad ur happy
you know what they say
”a happy man is happier then someone who is not happy”
thanks garlfieldguy8528 i didn't know that
yes i am full of wisom
ask me anything
wisom is like wisdom but minus a letter
so...stupidity?
yes!
good to know
Am I on this list of people?
Cause every time I see you in game you poof out of thin air
an absurd name has a lot of wisom
Im glad to help
surprised im not on it
no but u prolly play with someone that is
Uh I play solo most of the time 😭
is there a sniper queuer
I’d bet, he has more messages in this server than most helpers if not all 😭
because its getting too hard to get into the teamer games
do you know what wisom is?
No?
i was in a lobby w “purbie” and “burbie” the other day 😭
no but if someone snipes u, u can just add their name
Thought u meant wisdom 💀
stupidity!!!
i am wiser then
aw but i want to snipe teamers :(((
then ur just unlucky enough to get in rounds with someone who is
I mean I have played with h5ms before and I remember seeing you poof when I played with him before
u thought wrong
yeah hes on there
also xbandsolo was in my game today 🥳
😭 😭
wisdom - one letter duh
thats what im saying
Cool guy amirite
omg i didnt even notice that
I wonder why 🤔
yessir
i dont like fighting super sweaty ppl
other ppl like frozen are on there cuz they just plain annoying
youd love to fight me then i suck
Me2 tbh
its a good thing ur on there too then
and my right bumper is almost broken by now
so u dont have to be in my lobbies
Understandable
i like fighting super sweaty ppl
oh yeah, the auto dodger also has a prestige and level avoider
i jus never get clout from it cuz i forget to record
same bc i can’t get better fighting noobs
I like challenge so I don't mind playing with sweats
so i can avoid any one higher than whatever prestige i set it at
does it cost money 😔
the client does yes
only 1 dollar if u buy from me
Scam!!
H u h
no
no im just w businessman
the version of the onix i use has scripting in it and gets updated quicker
ud better not be qing against koala girl
ill give u a 1% discount with a coupon :D
ive got more elims on koala girl than i got on my brother
the module i use is part of the scripting
nah i shot her when she was murd shes mid
Real
grammar!
i queue on her for other reasons
i caught it dw
i dont like her at all
u hate koalas!!
Maybe that's why you poof every time I see you
Same with raphcutie
i usually queue on 3 or higher
ive been trying to get into her games so hard after she emote killed me on office
so prolly
oh shes worse than that lil buddy
HUH 😭
she tried to do that to me but missed lol
How’d u let that happen wow
shes annoying period, she legit harasses me, and has done so for several years
I'm prestige 3 now so um.. 👀
i just though she was a lousy teamer
explains it
i didnt know that she applied those strats
im so close to prestige 1
I'm only 313 tho ;-;
oh yeah and she hides
ive gotten into a habit of queueing on her from all the times she hid on shelves in remnants before they fixed it
More than Halfway done, wym “only” 😭
sounds like her
i dont reque bc she has a skill issue so i can win
she prob cant hit a shot vent camping on office 💀
I remember the koala girl person randomly @ mentioned me in chat and said "lol" afterwards idrk why tho-
yeah but i dont feel like having a loooooooonggggggggg drawn out game if she decides the hide
I remember one of her friends targeting me, their excuse “ur too good”
i was just standing on the flowerbed in office she whiffed and i shot her lol
dawg
its not like u missed 4 shots on a mobile player
Mobile players are naturally good dodgers wym
no
they just have 10 blocks of reach
legit got destroyed so many times on eso stairs bc they hit me from narnia
narnia isnt in eso hotel sir
Sounds likea skill issue basis
thats the point 💀
exactly
theyre tryna lure u into the group
@radiant sundial wanna see the module, since u seem so interested
had to blur out the names of ppl im avoiding, so im not outting them or starting drama with them
yk how ppl are
I mean could've sent in dms to not cause drama but blurring out works too
What client is that?-
onix
i have the pay version
i didnt wanna wait for it to update to 1.20 only for 1.20 to be outdated by the time it updates
well i wouldve had to blur it anyways
Lmao thats so true
i dont trust that it wouldnt have gotten passed around to the ppl on it
But I always downgrade on the latest
esp since i prolly know u might be friends with some of them
I literally don't talk to anyone, except h5ms but I'd still not say anything about stuff like that cause it doesn't matter to me
U got the supporter patreon onix version?
uh whatever is just the basic one
thats not free
doesnt matter to me, i dont like risking trusting ppl with stuff like that
cuz anytime i did do that in the past with others, it always got found out and then id get in trouble with ppl
Understandable, I have trust issues too lol
im not taking the risk that i might end up having issues with u, and u pass that around as some kind of revenge, which is 80% of the reason i got in trouble with ppl before
Well yh then its that one
I never really have issues with people tbh
I'm neutral with everyone lol
lol
RespectableFox6349 - hes teaming with LuhKaash if anyone wants to avoid them
Imagine teaming
L
i used to do this like a year ago as a non and found it a waste of time
Oop-
btw dont mind my insane lag
U always lag, dont you? 💀
When we was in a party I saw u lag through the half map
oh reminds me, i forgot to add u
bro frr
its insane
solar flares
Oh
on hive?
the solar flares have gotten so bad lately, its given me and my entire family bad headaches constantly
Oh damn
oh no, not on a friends list 
where lol
auto queue list
Oop-
tired of both u and d0p5
😭😭😭
Lmao
Please stay on topic 🙏 🙏
i don’t even play hive anymore so idm it
Staff 2.0
true to ur word on outting 🙏
u guys wont get ur issues fixed, so im staying as far away from u two as possible
tbf i did out that one image
Hm
It’s complicated
dms rq
unless you still wanna out more stuff
oh no, i did that so i was clear cut on how bad i wanted to stay away from u two if nothing was gonna be fixed
how am i going to realistically fix something when i have this person who’s on the opposing side that I have no clear cut access to 😴
Always something in this channel
yeah it’s so ridiculous lol
Ong
i came in here to say some comment about my old self and then there’s sh disturbing
Uh
Oh em gee
Not my drama so not my problem
Wha
the giggle i let out
SAME
Lb?
ye
Nice place ._.
welcome to the rice fields
hey whos arguing & why 😄
Not after you molested my parrot 😋
Erm that’s not me
@midnight fjord you?
No
fish snacks?
U want some?
no
but only the rainbow kind
Get them urself
Sorry 😊
I wonder who
This guy seems to have a bad reputation in AS lol
Infamous for hacking
No way vstitches get shot by random while being murderer LOL
👊
Noted 🙃
🙃
yes if u pay me 9.99 i will
I deleted it :’)
Yeah why tho
what if i pay u .99
no
also im lvl 99 so close
fine u can have all
yes
i just need ur credit card number & cvv & zipcode & expiration date so i can get u that payment of .99! 😁
my zip code is 12345
and i pay in cash
XGBabyGirlGx and AR1A XV teaming on na matching skins too
LOL
That non knows what’s up
indeed
classic cube toaster w
my streak is 71 atm
Yeah I’m not determined for such thing
LMAO so deserved
indeed
My highest is somewhere near 70 and rn I’m at like 25
Bruh
Hf
Not fun
not fun
not fun
based Sheriff
so not fun
i cant do cash transactions:(( i need ur card info 😞
the exact numbers 😞
what if i only have debit card
that works 😄
also add me as a W in ur bio because im literally a walking W
yeah?
yes 😍
alr
😍
18 year olds
thx
No add me fr
quiet chris 💯
no just me
banned
ong
i added
LETS GO
no add me first
no just me dont listen to them garfield
wow😞
am i not a W😞
ill add anyone
Do it Garfield 😠
DO NOT 😡
ill add u two dw
don’t
i will raise my voice @ you garfield!!!
no only justjeongin only she deserves it😍
you are in for a rough night if u do
yum
wypipo
wy what
haha
no haha mattter
look out garfieldguy8528!!
ahhhh
definitely not a laughing matter 😡
Have mercy
im kicking ur pfp
noooo
in the microwave
yep how about them apples
NO
i ate them
finally
until u change ur bio 😡
Hehe 🙂
i escape
hehe 🙂
Thanks GarfieldGuy
u wont ur stuck
yessir
haha😁
no be quiet tokyo
no prohlem
I can open the microwave for u!!
no u womt
read it slowly
no
THATS NOT ME
yes free me!
it is 😡
no
i still dont get it
:))))))
:((((
Haha
Your skin ?
yes
tokyo more like furry maid😥
that is tolyo!!
Nah

😹😹
yeah
:)))
:)))
this is me when im a cat and laughing btw
no way!!!!
yes!!!
24 year olds btw
um
see guys garfield isnt texting ajgmore because hes cooked
erm false
edgar stop with the self reflection
ong
no I saved him
no
coked garfield
cooked
edgar im gonna text u personally to roast u 💯
no im grinding mm bc im lvl 99
😰
ayo what
not anymore gimme 5 of your levels
no sir
Lol
hand them over
ok whatever microwave man 🙄
guys i have exctiting news
if u dont free me u wont be on my bio for long
make me
what
guys i have exciting news
what is this gaslighting
what 😡
hehe
ok so prepare yourselves for this news
ok i am so prepared
im prepared
🙂
i really want popcorn
guys i think i just pulled a muscle @ work 😰
if u open the microwave im in theres popcorn
your news is scarier than mine😥
just unpull it :)
is there?
yes
give it
open microwave then
erm no
no popcron for u then
so eso hotel guys
🙂
fun map right
bro i suck at murd on eso
i love collecting coffee on the map eso hotel!
skill issue
not healthy!
sorry
says who!
Save some for me
ur local doctor
wow garfield bully
doesn’t make up for u calling me lonely😞
i never said that
u said they left me😞
i was sitting criss cross apple sauce in my chair & then it just pulled like my thigh muscle 😞
i will fix it!
but be careful
dont break it!
buy a new muscle then!
You’re off by a couple years
just one!
1 and 2
that’s 3!
thats a couple to you? 😰
math!
just one 😰
erm no
erm why
ur wrong
ur right
i know
my apologoies
its okay!
be qyiet!!!🤬🤬
now whos the bully
you tell me
you
qyiet
so guys i just hit this insane shot on myself in the game murder mystery
dont make siucide jokes pls
i meant in mm u made it about that bad absurd
no u meant it irl
i was there when u said it 😠
well clearly you were here when i said it come on now
but no as stated in the message i meant in game
i disagree
disagree with what
and if u wanna change my mind its gunna cost a cookie
that u meant it ingame
absurd can you not joke about my trauma thats kinda traumatizing
absurd can you not kill my family please
yeah rethink your actions
😈
he does that a lot
i gotta eat somehow
absurd can you not step on my pets
huh
huh
Bruh:)
absurd can you not eat our families😥
absurd eat the microwave thats trapping me!
absurd do not do this
ok bye bye
What if he gets too hungry & eats u too!!?!!
im getting paid to kill them smh
why would i eat ur family thats just sad
u did it before i could see u doing it again😥
he would never
absurd can u
hey absurd don’t
absurd if u free me ill call u a w
absurd ur pfp looks like a cat’s hunchback
also gebebo u didnt answer my question
Can u not
not worth it
i can!
Is what u wanna say
no
be quiert!!
36 year olds btw
😭
no!!
off by a few!
as of a minute ago this is false
You will eat who ?
my family 😰
all your loved ones.
my microwave
pizza 😋
that too
yum!!!
I like the crunch
Garfieldguy (possibly)
yes
I will eat @fervent ginkgo
Lets gooo ur a w now
what no
garfieldguy8528 look out!!!!
LOL
I’m starving now, I can help
garfieldguy i think they’re plotting to eat you
no one would eat me!
i will!
me???
totally!
me too! :))))))
This is not good!
Right
(garfieldguy8528 watch your back!)
tokyo stop being a suck up 😡
yeah tokyo be quiuet!!
yeah!!!
quiuet
nah tokyos the biggest W rn
we all know u would eat him in an instant!!!
tokyo deez
Exactly I agree
false im always the bigger W
so true😍
always 😜
u kidnapped then tried to eat me
this has nothing to do with the conversation at hand
fr!!!
Bruh
garfieldguy8528 i will turn you into a seashell!!
it kinda does tho
ok be wuiet guys
yeah be wuiet guys
yeah
never in my 30 years if teaching have i heard of a more outlandish idea!
that was on accident i actually tried tio typq euiet
ermnur typing is not that great
sorryg guys
Be wuiet
its ok!
😡
your teaching career ends here cat boy!!!
hahahahahaaha
typq Sounds a lot like my name, u prob took inspiration!
never!
def not 🤮
i didnt!!
Rude 😠
who would take inspiration from THIS 😰
tokyo if u were ever to inspire anything it would be a garbage company😹😹
Many would!!!!
i apologize for my actions in this message i have since changed and tokyo is not that bad of a person but still smells
I thought so
thought what
tokyo inspired me to become garfield!
liar!!!!!
no tokyos my biggest inspiration
🙂
tokyos my biggest hater😞
What no, stop spreading lies 😟
tokyo hater😞
dw im ur biggest fan
i didnt say i hate tokyo i said he hates me suck up
I’m ur biggest fan 2
Lol
Omggg
congrats!! summer is coming up you need to stay cool!!
bruh Garfield’ abt me is “Someone, beetle, justjeongin, lunarwagg, xTvkyq, AnAbsurdName, and K5 are Ws”
yes!
garfieldguy why did you add evil absurd!!!
Lol
Omg
he freed me from microwave
he ate my family!
Lunar just wants to fight all day long omg
so true
fr
anyone wanna argue
Jobless
lunar my #1 hater
munching
.
i actually just got home from job but i’m honored
@fervent ginkgo ate mm chat
not again!!!
Aaaah
i got hungry mb guys
apologiize!!
sorry to everyone except lunar for the inconvenience!
wow!! i feel targedyed!!
I forgive
no u do not
targedyed?\
yeah i was targedyed😥
nice
:’)
wow
yay ty
no
@fervent ginkgo
guys im halfway to lvl 100
hi hi hi
ok @fervent ginkgo
ok @pallid summit
💀
@pallid summit
me
no
my pfp is better than ur car insurance
???
im going to eat your car insurance!!
yummy!!!
no i have geico
geico gecko devoured.
geico lizard?
wrong reptile i think
oh 😞
it’s okay
what kidn
for once ur right
hes always right 😍
a turtyle
you😍
ok 👌
spoons btw!!
i love spoons
Garfield btw!!
spoons are better than forks imo
be ayiuet garfield!!!!
fr!!!
wha
im a gieco gecko stan
geoco
yessir
pretty much knowing the name's context lol
I think the wackos left
Just had to go against 2 prestige player murds in a row
That sounds fun
I haven't played in 2 days so I'm rusty too
Fr
howd u do
Died both times
ah rip
im so close to lvl 100
probably gonna get it tmrw
Sweet
It was Xujira and Patheticque
Fair enough then
They got murd in my games back to back
yessir
Why do I always wake up to jeong and lunar messages 😭
thanks man its an honor
God they back
bc theyre busy hating on me fr
garfieldloser8528
Oh no I summoned one why did I do this to myself
see what i mean
yeah?
You doomed us all
If you want, you can play with me
If that would help
luckily im going to sleep anyway
I’m down
I shall never talk ever again
I'm on rn
I’ll be back from Wisconsin Tuesday
Same
Only logged in for stream and lost it today
Also I died while typing here fun
I did!
Happens
Good
I have a 13 login streak I think?
I had a 22 and lost it today
My highest is 79, I'm planning on beating that
That’s wild
Eh
Mine was 37 or something idk
my highest was 40
nice login streak :O
rip 😔😔😔
I'm surprised you haven't had a higher login streak lol
You'd expect the grinder to have like a 100 login streak or something lol
Ngl yeah
Sometimes I take day or two day breaks in between, forget to log in for the streak
I sometimes forget too lol
sucks that we only get streak savers every 100 days
my login streak rn is 286, which is the highest i've ever gotten
trying to get to 365 days to get the costume
Hm
gonna unblock u just so i can roast u 💯
like edgar
twins fr except mines 268 lol
rip
