🕵・murder-mystery

[pallid summit]

wait thats not 31 cpg 💀

[radiant sundial]

Hm

How does one determine the cpg ;-;

[pallid summit]

coins/played 👍

coins/wins if u will

[radiant sundial]

I have no idea what that means

[pallid summit]

/ is a division sign

[jaunty axle]

Coins divided by Games Played

[radiant sundial]

Ik that I just don't like math ;-;

[stuck void]

It’s about 20-21 per game if I’m correct

My bad if I’m wrong

[pallid summit]

mhm

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[fervent ginkgo]

I had that too but for some reason they came out with 1 second left and i killed them

[slender nimbus]

you got lucky then haha

[pallid summit]

they have huge egos

happens a lot

[radiant sundial]

Dang you can't say that here apparently

[pallid summit]

what

[fervent ginkgo]

had one yesterday named Neon42YT who hacked on the roof in toy house

[radiant sundial]

Nothing

[slender nimbus]

I think hacking should be instant ban for life

just in any game

[stuck void]

A life ban is a little much, they could also just create another account and do it again

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah

[neat wyvern]

Permanent ban deserves it

[fervent ginkgo]

its hard to find a good and effective ban system

[stuck void]

True

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[radiant sundial]

I mean they could easily IP ban

[stuck void]

Yeah

[radiant sundial]

Mhm

[slender nimbus]

spaceship is underated

[stuck void]

True

[radiant sundial]

Spaceship sucks

[errant trout]

u have a better cpw idk bout cpg tho 💀

[radiant sundial]

I'd rather play office than spaceship-

[slender nimbus]

I could rant about how much i hate office for hours

[serene marsh]

spaceship is dookie water

[stuck void]

Spaceship is not the best map but it’s not the worst for me

[slender nimbus]

Manor is my personal faveorite

[radiant sundial]

And I hate office

[errant trout]

just don’t use teles ezpz

[radiant sundial]

Remnants is worst map for me

[stuck void]

There’s no escape from office

Like if a murderer is chasing you it’s hard to get away

[radiant sundial]

True

[stuck void]

I like chroma

[slender nimbus]

its just a bad map, eso hotel or manor are the best i think

[radiant sundial]

Chroma is a good map

[stuck void]

I can’t stand eso hotel idk why

[stuck void]

It is

[slender nimbus]

fair enough, i hated it when it first came out tbh

[serene marsh]

remnants, eso,and pigment are horrible

[stuck void]

Pigment is the worst for me

[slender nimbus]

it took my a couple months to come around to it

[slender nimbus]

pigment is terrible

[stuck void]

Me too ngl

[radiant sundial]

Pigment sucks

Eso is ok

[stuck void]

Right when I got murderer on chroma and won I instantly changed my mind

[radiant sundial]

Remnants is horrible

[stuck void]

I don’t like all of the hiding spots

If someone’s hiding it’s hard to find them

[radiant sundial]

Remnants is too big

[slender nimbus]

playing office rn

[stuck void]

Gl

[slender nimbus]

annoying me tbh

[radiant sundial]

Office is too small and a lot of camping spots

[stuck void]

Yeah

Like the vents

I don’t like warehouse either

[radiant sundial]

And underscoreTim's office

[slender nimbus]

Sherif camping is so annoying

[radiant sundial]

Warehouse is fine

[stuck void]

It’s not the best but not the worst

[stuck void]

Oml it truly is

[slender nimbus]

I used to like wearhouse alot but now i find it mid

[radiant sundial]

Sheriff campers are Ls

[slender nimbus]

THANK YOU

[fervent ginkgo]

eso is too big and tree campers

[stuck void]

It’s hard to get tree campers

[neat wyvern]

Best way to distract murderer from sheriff camping is to let your friend give attention in front of murderer, so that murderer can chase your friend, you can steal the sheriff item

[serene marsh]

realrealreal

[serene marsh]

this! eso is great for innocent but bad for murderer

[fervent ginkgo]

yes 100% true

[serene marsh]

eso is bad for every role lyn

[serene marsh]

really skky

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[slender nimbus]

as much as i dislike office and toy house there good for murderer

[stuck void]

That’s what I do except for with random people

[stuck void]

I would rather have toy house than office

[fervent ginkgo]

Office best for murderer u can win in like a minute

[stuck void]

True

[fervent ginkgo]

toy house good bc u can get speed boost

for a long time

[stuck void]

Yeah

[slender nimbus]

playing mm listening to yeat feels pretty good

[serene marsh]

well that is if you dont have a sheriff that corner camps, because office is so small, best way to win is the either corner camp with sheriff or stay in the vents and watch when the murder comes near

its annoying but thats really just the way to win office

[fervent ginkgo]

Meh i don’t really encounter those as murd much

[stuck void]

Sadly yes

[serene marsh]

you'd hate to be in a party with my friends 🫠

[fervent ginkgo]

if so i just outplay them

[fervent ginkgo]

bring it on

[serene marsh]

@manic oriole @dense rampart @serene marsh @eager vapor and others

[slender nimbus]

just won muderer

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[fading turtle]

Hi guys

Im might be new to thus channel but rven i played this game mode with my switch

Hello? Guys?!

[slender nimbus]

hey

[fading turtle]

Oh hi

[slender nimbus]

u good?

[fading turtle]

Yes i am

[dense rampart]

yo (yeah he looks easy)

[proven bane]

@versed lark hey I really love your skin, can you give me I just wanna try ? The red skin you shared on #🎨・skins-textures sorry for the ping man

[dense rampart]

take this back right now

[proven bane]

True tho

I hate eso

[dense rampart]

or lose in a min lol

[manic oriole]

👋

[serene marsh]

👋

[dapper cloud]

👋

[dense rampart]

👋

[cerulean blade]

if u didnt, i wouldnt have even known this existed

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[versed lark]

the ping is fine but that isn't actually a skin it's a custom model that can't really be used as one

[dense rampart]

good gaming chair

[wind jacinth]

Nice

[serene marsh]

so glad ppl are starting to realize

[wind jacinth]

I still don't like chroma personally

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[sturdy cypress]

heres my mm maps tier list

[fervent ginkgo]

same

[fervent ginkgo]

good list remnants should probably be lower tho

[midnight fjord]

No

[wind jacinth]

Remnants is an ok map but it's still kinda annoying

[fervent ginkgo]

as innocent its fine as murderer its super annoying

[sturdy cypress]

tbh i dont play on it enough to give a real opinion on it

[radiant sundial]

Office belongs in average

Remnants belongs in awful

[fervent ginkgo]

thats what im saying

[wind jacinth]

Office is a pretty good map, I mostly agree with the placement

[fervent ginkgo]

office is good i agree w that placement

[wind jacinth]

Yes, it does

[radiant sundial]

Office sucks lol

[fervent ginkgo]

i agree with all but remnants belongs in awful

[fervent ginkgo]

nah it’s best map for murd and easy 10 coins

[wind jacinth]

Spaceship seems a bit underrated

[fervent ginkgo]

I think its mid

[sturdy cypress]

hows this?

[wind jacinth]

I kinda agree

[fervent ginkgo]

I like it

[wind jacinth]

👍

[radiant sundial]

Reasons office is a bad map: too small, a lot of camping spots, and a lot of hiding spots

[fervent ginkgo]

kill fast, also where you gonna hide lol

[sturdy cypress]

i only put it there cuz of how much its voted

[fervent ginkgo]

I agree w the placement of office

[wind jacinth]

I'm fine with the placement of office, it's still a decent map

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah agreed

[sturdy cypress]

its just so bland

[radiant sundial]

Noobs hide everywhere in office lmao

[wind jacinth]

Getting killed in the vents is annoying though

[fervent ginkgo]

easier to kill im not complaining

[sturdy cypress]

thats why i avoid them

[radiant sundial]

Office sucks mainly because of the size and the campers

[fervent ginkgo]

the size is great

keeps the game active

and you can camp on literally any map

[wind jacinth]

I hate people who camp sheriff it's so annoying

[radiant sundial]

It's too small-

[sturdy cypress]

its also highly overplayed

[jaunty axle]

The layout is too confined

[radiant sundial]

Office is way too overrated

It sucks

[fervent ginkgo]

nah

[jaunty axle]

Yah

[fervent ginkgo]

its not that bad

[wind jacinth]

I still don't think office is the worst map

If you want me to be honest, I'd say chroma is the worst for me

[jaunty axle]

It is

[fervent ginkgo]

well remnants is

[wind jacinth]

Along with remnants

[jaunty axle]

Top 3 Worst Maps:

1. Remnants
2. Office
3. Chroma

[fervent ginkgo]

warehouse and pigment are not better than office

[jaunty axle]

I hate to burst your bubble but

[wind jacinth]

I agree with remnants and chroma being some of the worst maps

[jaunty axle]

Warehouse is a lot better than most maps

[fervent ginkgo]

how

[wind jacinth]

Warehouse isn't too bad either

Anyways I'm going to sleep, gn

[sturdy cypress]

warehouse just looks ugly

[fervent ginkgo]

true

[wind jacinth]

True

[proven bane]

Ohh ;-;

[jaunty axle]

How? Because Warehouse has welly place powerups, it's not too confined but at the same time there is open areas. The Murderer isn't instantly seen so there is a mystery Aura. It's welly theme'd as an eerie abandonned Warehouse.

The only downsides to the map is the ventilation shafts, especially the ladder one, are abused by Murderer Vent Campers. Additionally RNG may not be in favour for your game and may get double invis machines, but in the grand scheme of things the map is highly underrated. Mainly because of what people said 5 seconds ago even though most players, especially office lovers, have the same taste as sand.

[serene marsh]

and the people that vote it are even worse

[vestal arrow]

For me switch out remnants with pigments then rest agree

[vestal arrow]

Fr

Most of them just stand on the flower bed

[fervent ginkgo]

”the same taste of sand 💀 “

[vestal arrow]

The whole game

[jaunty axle]

To me the most important part of a Mystery Game of any kind is the setup and Office just doesnt jive

It's daylight, the map is bright and happy

[fervent ginkgo]

u defined eso hotel

[jaunty axle]

Office as well

Is it not daytime in Office?

[fervent ginkgo]

and remnants and pigment

[jaunty axle]

Is there not a cheerful mood?

[fervent ginkgo]

I didn’t disagree lol

[jaunty axle]

Pigment I agree, Remnants I disagree

Remnants is an abandonned ruins in god knows where country

[fervent ginkgo]

still sunny

[jaunty axle]

Except the "Sunny" can't outweigh the eerie, abandonned mood Remnants creates

Office, with it being a bright and happy map, creates a bright and happy atmosphere

[fervent ginkgo]

what abt it shows bright and happiness

[jaunty axle]

Remnants is a decrepit, long abandoned civilization that have left ancient runes that imbue you with power. The only warm feeling is when you walk outside, to see that something horrible had happened over the bridge.

[fervent ginkgo]

or its just a cool monument

[jaunty axle]

The mood, the colours expressed, the fact that everything looks sleek and clean

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah bc its an office

[jaunty axle]

It could have been made to look more eerie, like something happened in said map

kind of like how Manor could have been made a simple mansion

but behind the bookshelves, there's this secret passage that leads to a dungeon

and what appears to be an occult

[fervent ginkgo]

it doesn’t need lore to be a good map

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[fervent ginkgo]

toy house is good

[jaunty axle]

It doesnt, but it needs atmosphere

[radiant sundial]

There's murder mystery lore no way?

[fervent ginkgo]

i mean its an office man

[jaunty axle]

The Ghost House you see was the original Toy House

and that's how I view Toy House now

[serene marsh]

honestly, my favorite map is manor lmao

[jaunty axle]

same

[serene marsh]

it's just so nostalgic as one of the first maps that came out (besides warehouse, but warehouse is stinky poo poo bland /j)

[jaunty axle]

Manor is the eerie, creepy map where you don't know when someone will jump out at you

[serene marsh]

frfr, love the bookshelfs, fireplaces, mysterious aesthetic, etc.

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah

[serene marsh]

i hate being the murderer in the space map, though, like...people can hide ANYWHERE

i forgot what it was called though...orbit?

[fervent ginkgo]

people in manor hiding in the bookshelves

[fervent ginkgo]

spaceship

[serene marsh]

ohhh, right

[serene marsh]

fr, but i know all of the hiding spots in manor, warehouse, office, and toyhouse

the rest...no...

[jaunty axle]

Atmosphere is an important part of game design, of course gameplay is important too but you can't hinge on gameplay alone, vice versa for atmosphere

I like Chroma's layout, I solely don't like armour and I will put all maps with Armour in it at the bottom of the list

[radiant sundial]

The armor is good tho- it gives you a second chance-

[jaunty axle]

Disagree, the Armour wasn't necessary. Speed-Invis was already strong enough for an inno, Armour imo is completely overkill

[serene marsh]

i don't like second chance, i died as murderer once due to the innocent having a bow and getting like 4 seconds of invincibility after i broke their armor xd

[fervent ginkgo]

so if office looked spookier u would like it

[jaunty axle]

and then when people wanted it fixed, they just made it so then Murderer couldnt utilize Armour

[serene marsh]

the murderer's already outnumbered 15 to 1, everyone can get a bow, potions are everywhere, and the sheriff is a continually refreshable role

[jaunty axle]

Issue is Office's gameplay as well

Office is corner hugging

[fervent ginkgo]

gameplays fine

[jaunty axle]

all game

that's not "fine"

it's incredibly boring

[fervent ginkgo]

To you

[jaunty axle]

To me and anyone with half a brain cell I'm afraid

Corner Hugging is overrated and overused, just like Office

see the pattern?

Office creates new meta's, people abuse them on Office, which makes people hate Office even more

[fervent ginkgo]

just let someone say they like office without writing a half essay on why it sucks man

[jaunty axle]

not to mention Office was back in the day the Boosters choice map

My guy you started it

[jaunty axle]

.

[fervent ginkgo]

how 💀

[jaunty axle]

I said I disliked Office

then you tried to defend that Warehouse isn't better than Office

then I explained why your statement wasnt true

and now you are trying to fold

[fervent ginkgo]

this isn’t about rn bro

[jaunty axle]

It's not because it's inconvenient now

[fervent ginkgo]

literally every time anyone says they like office you’re gonna slander it and then add some half baked insult at the end

[jaunty axle]

'slander'

[fervent ginkgo]

yeah

[jaunty axle]

There's no slander to it, most of the MM community hates Office, and everyone has different reasons and I've gathered those reasons together

[fervent ginkgo]

okay

[jaunty axle]

You can take that information however way you like

[fervent ginkgo]

you can just say them and not be annoying abt it

[jaunty axle]

oh well

[radiant sundial]

🤔

[neat wyvern]

Such a good murderer

[dapper cloud]

holy targeting and good shot

[neat wyvern]

That coin saved my life

[manic oriole]

I cant tell, are u sprint jumping with speed?

also w coin clutch also L targetter

[neat wyvern]

I used vending machine too

[manic oriole]

just making sure

was there a reason to sprint jump with speed (it makes u slower) or did u just feel like it

like were u tryna make sure he didnt lose u so u knew exactly where he was at all times (behind u)

which is highkey smart

[neat wyvern]

I thought it would make me go faster

[manic oriole]

oh

[neat wyvern]

I did turn my back while running

I can’t change perspective

While running

[radiant sundial]

A mobile L moment be like:

[neat wyvern]

What

[wicked thunder]

was literally walking backwards for you 😭

😂

[radiant sundial]

No 3rd person

[neat wyvern]

My ears bleed, thank you

[neat wyvern]

It do be like that

[errant trout]

Same

[radiant sundial]

Sprint jumping with speed makes you slow, which is why I never run jump with speed

[wind jacinth]

Same

[dense rampart]

hi

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[dapper cloud]

indeed

[serene marsh]

IM BACK YALL

LMAO

someone who cares has entered the chat

this week has been absolutely hectic amirite?

also there's a new app called threads

idk what that's about

but apparently it's been blowin up

[lime flint]

LMAO

[lime flint]

stop its so weird

its like twitter 2.0 or smt

[serene marsh]

YEA

[radiant sundial]

Uh

[wicked thunder]

rip remnants ladder

[serene marsh]

they finally did something ab that spot??

[wicked thunder]

yes 🥲

[worldly storm]

it's gone omg

[serene marsh]

yeah they got rid of it

they burned it down

oof finally made it past 100

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[serene marsh]

oh last night my friend pranked me and he dumped a bag of trail mix on my face

[radiant sundial]

That's sounds sus out of context-

[serene marsh]

sound normal to me

sounds**

[radiant sundial]

Hmmm oki then

[versed lark]

sorry to disappoint

[half oyster]

@serene marsh Please keep the chat appropriate

[serene marsh]

it is appropriate

it's not my fault ur minds are so corrupted

[dense rampart]

that message was kind of funny

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[serene marsh]

oh hi gebebo

I see ur back

not ur back

yk

you're

[proven bane]

It's alright man. Hehe

[serene marsh]

@serene marsh why did u call me lol

[proven bane]

Like your sound effect in texture pack

[serene marsh]

i think I saw u earlier right?

what do u need 🙃

[serene marsh]

ws trying to pull your user

why lol

oh

ur not gonna tell me are u

[dense rampart]

random but why the filter for ur pfp, idk why it’s so funny 😭😭

[serene marsh]

I was testing things out LMAOAO

I was feeling naughty

[dense rampart]

bro.

alright ima sleep just because of that

[serene marsh]

good idea

🗿

oof hive chats dry

moving to mm now ig

what is everyone up to rn?

I'm great

ur pfp is sick btw

mines sick in another way......

LMAO

anyways did u win?

as sheriff

:/

nice nice what map?

toy house is the best fs

for murderer at least

gebebo is tryna get me banned

LMAO

museum is good for inno

yeah and I feel like it's really easy to get around

[wicked thunder]

nah

💀💀

LOL

take a lil guess 🤭

💀💀💀💀💀💀

dc fr

[worldly storm]

💀💀💀

bro loves being off topic from the channel

[serene marsh]

Bro talks to himself

[worldly storm]

💀💀💀💀

[lament stag]

😭

[worldly storm]

😭

[wicked thunder]

💀😭

[lament stag]

its ok me too bro

[dense rampart]

😭😭😭

[lime flint]

wth is this chat rn

[lament stag]

ong

[lime flint]

real

[lament stag]

i said i talk to myself too

ill talk to u tylenol 💯

😭

ok

ig not

[worldly storm]

[radiant sundial]

Oh you're back, been a while since I saw you talk here

[lament stag]

i been busy doing very important business 😳

😭

[worldly storm]

😭💀😭💀😭

oh my god is bro fr

[dense rampart]

wild

[lament stag]

someone pls 😭

[dense rampart]

tylenol please if i want to keep seeing spammed messages on this channel, drop the bunny filter 😭

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

[wicked thunder]

think it’s another episode 🫢

[worldly storm]

BRUH

[lament stag]

edgar furry?

[serene marsh]

LOL

[lament stag]

yeah edgar get it right

yeah

ong

😭

[worldly storm]

idk why we are skipping past the fact he said he felt like a school shooter 😭😭😭😭

[lament stag]

IDK PLS

occasionally on his silly goofy days

[dense rampart]

me

[lament stag]

😭

its me

bye edgar!!!

erm

i was joking

tylenol i thought u were going to bed 😭

[dense rampart]

bro i’m gonna off it if i keep hearing these jokes from u

[lament stag]

😭

[worldly storm]

how he felt saying this 💀

[serene marsh]

Real

[serene marsh]

Crack a few

don't say anything now or ull mess it up

[lament stag]

😭

[lime flint]

uh

[lament stag]

the sun?

ok

[lime flint]

..

[wispy thicket]

Hmm this is true 👀

[lament stag]

😭

[dense rampart]

bro.

[proven bane]

XD

[lament stag]

damn edgar chill what u typing

[dense rampart]

yeah bro chill you’ve been a weirdo to my friends and in this channel. idk what stuff ur on but if it’s that good, i want it

[lament stag]

oh

understandable

[wicked thunder]

sickglue3090243 walking through walls lol

[radiant sundial]

Like what?

[lament stag]

cannot say here in this public channel 😁

geez he got muted FAST

[dense rampart]

@serene marsh what up man

[lament stag]

😭

[radiant sundial]

Uh huh..

[lament stag]

😁

[proven bane]

😅

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[proven bane]

Yea dude + the texture pack you're using 👀

[radiant sundial]

This man's making a whole mm tv show lol

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[neat wyvern]

I love it when a piece of eyelash gets in my eye while playing Murder mystery

Let me guess, remn*nts?

Pigment can stay

[radiant sundial]

Pigment is eh

Spaceship is just running circles simulator

[neat wyvern]

The potion only lasts 5 seconds on spaceship, which is bummer but you can carry it

You can jump onto crates if you wear the space suit

[radiant sundial]

I hate pigment because the speed boosts suck

Plus the layout is weird

[neat wyvern]

Well yeah it’s cheap and people would waste them so easily

I like the pigment’s map design

[radiant sundial]

Pigment is literally office 2

[neat wyvern]

It has no vents

Don’t diss pigment like that

[radiant sundial]

Did I say it had vents? No

[neat wyvern]

I know you didn’t m8

How is it similar to office

Gotta love the vent campers

[radiant sundial]

It has very tight hallways like office and it's kinda small

[neat wyvern]

Wdym

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[neat wyvern]

So many hiding spots in museum

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[neat wyvern]

Of course

Walking as a murderer, imagine

What is style points?

I’m new to murder mystery

[radiant sundial]

Pffff-

[neat wyvern]

Making what harder?

By what

I don’t get it

I think my brain has malfunctioned while reading all that

[radiant sundial]

How do you get on hive? I'm new to hive

[neat wyvern]

You just did

[radiant sundial]

Wym

I don't get it

Idk, I'm new to hive

Sadge

[neat wyvern]

Oh

Welcome to hell

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[valid roost]

[proven bane]

Who use threads lol

?

Hive is in thread too!

[radiant sundial]

Huh-

[somber valley]

nice

[jaunty axle]

lol

they probably maxed BP too, will be a real shame wheb they cant play

[somber valley]

he is level 93

name Shravan012

[jaunty axle]

soon to be beaned

[dreamy vessel]

one of the moments

[low oriole]

Thank you for playing for 7 days GG

[granite musk]

Why are high lvl people just standing like statues in murder mystery lobby?

[jaunty axle]

They think they are some epic desperado

or they're afk until.the game starts

[granite musk]

Hope its the second one

[indigo edge]

Nothing wrong with that lol

Also I killed the murd in the 1 game that I ran into you the other day

[cerulean blade]

or they just like a spot

[jaunty axle]

I mean that comes hand in hand

[cerulean blade]

i would like to have a lil spot to stand still in

but most of my lobby time is spent running from annoying ppl getting in my face

only for those same annoying ppl to target me the following round

[jaunty axle]

h

[cerulean blade]

yeah ive learned to just queue on them

cuz if i dont, its almost always a guarantee they will target

[slender edge]

real

[molten forge]

🙂

[frosty mauve]

good stats unlike mine

[abstract wave]

Hm-

[stiff mist]

i despair, every time it's office 😭

all they do is stand on the flower bed and not kill

[slender edge]

i just q if i see office won the votes

[wispy thicket]

W

[slender edge]

real

i prefer eso and toy house

[errant trout]

same 🙃

[stiff mist]

id nvr get to play at this rate

finally a toyhouse game and got murd so bonus

[slender edge]

i actually just got a 1 min murd run in office

[wispy thicket]

My winrate literally started going up when i stopped voting office

[slender edge]

REAL

[abstract wave]

REAL

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[jaunty axle]

careful, the Office lovers are delicate

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[stiff mist]

i was stating facts c:

[jaunty axle]

I know, the truth just hurts sometimes

[radiant sundial]

Lol

[radiant sundial]

I haven't seen that in a while actually-

[stiff mist]

well some ppl refer to it as sweat bed

[radiant sundial]

W h a t

I sometimes sit there when I go afk for something but I never stay there lol

[jaunty axle]

Oh I call it that, all the sweats just stand there

yeah if you see me in the lobby dont stand there

idc who you are if you stand on the sweatbed you die

[stiff mist]

XD tis true

[radiant sundial]

I'm always running around so like

[jaunty axle]

then you have nothing to worry about

[radiant sundial]

Cause standing still is a literal death trap

[jaunty axle]

ueo

yep*

[radiant sundial]

The only time I'm standing still is when I type or when I'm afk

I'm not really afk that much but I do talk in chat every now and then

Which sometimes kills me :')

Literally tho I swear every time I type I die-

I even try to find a spot to hide to type and sometimes that doesn't even work cause murd still ends up killing me-

[jaunty axle]

I always die when I talk

[radiant sundial]

And I rambled again-

I don't know why I ramble so much ;-;

[jaunty axle]

so I stopped talking unless it 8s necessary

[jaunty axle]

you're fine

[stiff mist]

i always die when you talk

[radiant sundial]

I only talk when I'm playing with a friend

[jaunty axle]

some would call that
a skill issue

[radiant sundial]

R o a s t e d

[jaunty axle]

[stiff mist]

i think you mean skull isue

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[jaunty axle]

Skull?

I think youmispelled

skill

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[jaunty axle]

[radiant sundial]

Oh well

[jaunty axle]

back to work

[stiff mist]

💀

[stiff mist]

chat laters

[slender edge]

finally

[cerulean blade]

congrats

[sick cobalt]

Yooo great job 🥳🥳

[wispy thicket]

Congrats 🎉🎊

[zealous pebble]

nicely done!

[dapper cloud]

Congratulations saturn!

[sudden siren]

congrats

[stiff mist]

congrats :)

[slender edge]

thank you all

[neat wyvern]

Congrats 🎉

Fast

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[errant trout]

Today? or Tm?

[radiant sundial]

O h

Me not even at prestige 3: 😭

[neat wyvern]

It’s just a level

[radiant sundial]

Ik but I wanna be prestige 3 :c

[abstract wave]

ggggg

[fervent ginkgo]

ayy ggs

[errant trout]

gl

[stuck void]

That must have been a longgg round

[visual quiver]

Yea. I was the murderer and this guy was hiding

[stuck void]

Nice shot

[serene marsh]

well done saturnful

[fading turtle]

Hey guys im in my switch

[neat wyvern]

How do you type on switch?

[fading turtle]

Easy press this button

[neat wyvern]

What button?

[fading turtle]

The button on right

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[woven lynx]

@serene marsh Alive?

[dense rampart]

one more day lol

[woven lynx]

Bruh

[storm panther]

[fading turtle]

Well using the app called camera

[radiant sundial]

@crystal oriole I did it

I have no idea why the music was so loud ;-;

Hm

[gritty minnow]

what music

[radiant sundial]

Minecraft music

[radiant sundial]

Oh wait I meant the volume in general, it could just be me tho

[snow basalt]

Meh

[pallid summit]

stealthy ninja big fan

[snow basalt]

I’m not a YouTuber Lol you got the wrong guy

[pallid summit]

mb stealthy ninja

i must have mistaken u with stealthy ninja

[manic oriole]

thats not stealthy

he doesnt end each sentence with an emoji

[pallid summit]

thats true

hes stealthy though 🤷‍♂️

[manic oriole]

and he's not incessantly annoying

[pallid summit]

thats also true

[manic oriole]

therefore even if he is stealthyninja idc

bc he's not being annoying

but he doesn't talk like stealthy did

[pallid summit]

i said "big fan"

that, if you didnt understand, is a good thing

[manic oriole]

sarcastically

noone unironically liked him

except nightfall

[pallid summit]

wdym

it was kinda fun talking with him

[manic oriole]

it wasnt

he was obtuse

[pallid summit]

ngl absurd he kinda violated u every two messages

[manic oriole]

not really

he just kept getting stuck in loops

[pallid summit]

hence making him violate you without even needing to be creative

[manic oriole]

but he never made a valid point

therefore no violation occured

[pallid summit]

u won i give up

[manic oriole]

and theres a difference between true and valid, valid is just logically consistant

he used logic like a 4 yr old uses a car

not very well and without the ability to see

[pallid summit]

u couldve deleted "uses a car" and the sentence wouldve had more emphasis !!!!111

[manic oriole]

nah it was funnier my way

trust

[pallid summit]

ok

[manic oriole]

yay

[pallid summit]

alphabetical order means everything

[manic oriole]

TRUE

A>B

i won fr

[pallid summit]

ok but my name is shorter

and that makes me better at minecraft

[manic oriole]

L

ur shorter L

[manic oriole]

true 😭

[little nexus]

Pigeons.

[manic oriole]

all these people with names that look like all the good custom license plates were taken

vxviqq or smth

(i hope thats not a real ign)

[pallid summit]

@vxviqq

passed the test

[little nexus]

Pigeon.

[pallid summit]

thats still onger than my name

[manic oriole]

true

ur better bc u have a 5 letter name

[pallid summit]

thats the spirit

[dense rampart]

hi

[little nexus]

YO

[dense rampart]

very aggressive

[little nexus]

?

[errant trout]

me with a 6 😔

[wooden tiger]

me with a 7

[manic oriole]

[serene marsh]

get back to ur essay

[fervent ginkgo]

me with 15

[dense rampart]

@manic oriole see if i were her, i’d tell you to have fun and take the night off to rest

[molten forge]

Hmmm hello

[serene marsh]

he's forcing himself to pull an allnighter, i cant do anything

[dense rampart]

@manic oriole don’t pull the allnighter, get some sleep if needed so you can do better with everytime you return to the essay🙏

[serene marsh]

its due tomorrow

[manic oriole]

*sunday but i wanna get it in tonight so the teacher can review my rough draft before the weekend

[serene marsh]

[dense rampart]

let me review it too

[solid kite]

I feel so bad

(My controller is broken so it doesnt let me stay crouched. Hints why it looked like i was spamming it)

[radiant sundial]

E

[neat wyvern]

Very good, you don’t crouch on gravestones unlike the one above

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[errant trout]

Nice 180

[radiant sundial]

Thanks ig

I clipped it because it was a 3rd person shot tbh

[jaunty axle]

especially considering it wss pure chance

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[jaunty axle]

yeah that was

absolute pure chance

and total clown energy to crouch them after being miliseconds from hitting the wrong person

[neat wyvern]

E

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[radiant sundial]

A Sports
it's in the game

[cerulean blade]

LMAO

[radiant sundial]

Oop-

[serene marsh]

good job on getting the murderer!! and it’s okay, it happens T^T

[serene marsh]

oooh, very smooth!! i keep forgetting you don’t have to aim ‘cause it shoots like a laser and not like an arrow 😭

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[sturdy cypress]

i agree

[serene marsh]

wowie, cool! very well-timed shot 👍

[sturdy cypress]

tyvm

[wind jacinth]

it seems like my aim is always horrible

[sturdy cypress]

mine is usually quite bad

[wind jacinth]

I miss a lot whenever I try and shoot the murderer

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[serene marsh]

i do that whenever i panic LOL ur not alone TwT

[radiant sundial]

I always miss

[wind jacinth]

nice to know

[radiant sundial]

Half of the time

[wind jacinth]

but most of the time if I miss I die quickly after

[radiant sundial]

Half of my shots are just pure luck lol

[cerulean blade]

and its always the dumbest shots too innit

[wind jacinth]

wdym

[cerulean blade]

like, u literally miss a person standing still kind of thing

[sturdy cypress]

i find flicks easier than shooting in a straight line

[cerulean blade]

frrr

why is that

[wind jacinth]

sometimes that happens

[cerulean blade]

yep, ur nowhere near alone

yeah u just tap it

u get used to it after awhile

i switch from pvp to mm at times and vice versa

[wind jacinth]

it's nice to not have to pull it back in murder mystery

[cerulean blade]

so im well versed in both

[cerulean blade]

oh yeah, they kinda had to

u would just be a sitting duck otherwise

[wind jacinth]

I don't rly have a favorite map

[cerulean blade]

chroma

[sturdy cypress]

same ive been switching from sw to mm all night

[cerulean blade]

museum is a close second, and remnants would be my 3rd

assuming im not murderer on the last one

[wind jacinth]

I still don't understand why some people like chroma tbh

[cerulean blade]

the circular purpley one

[wind jacinth]

museum is ok, but I'm not a big fan of remnants

[heavy maple]

museum 🔛🔝

[cerulean blade]

remnant is my inno map

chroma is my everything map, esp murderer

and museum is also nice for all roles

its more difficult and slow for murderer

[wind jacinth]

I always die in chroma which is partially the reason why it's one of my least favorites

[fervent ginkgo]

i can’t kill people in time as murd

[cerulean blade]

but not like remnants where its a nightmare

[wind jacinth]

does anyone else not like when the murderer doesn't kill anyone the entire game without getting killed?

[manic oriole]

killing animals with a bow when ur looting 3 fire aspect sword is right there 😭

[manic oriole]

everyone hates it ya

if they started killing immediately only one person would have a bow smh

how boring are ur creative worlds that u gotta shoot mobs smh
just do /gamerule domobspawning false

[wind jacinth]

I don't really use bows in survival either

[manic oriole]

turn off mobs

[manic oriole]

ghasts

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[manic oriole]

oh

[wind jacinth]

you can hit their fireballs back at them yk

[manic oriole]

no i didnt mean it like that

[manic oriole]

😭

I have a permanent and debilitating condition called a skill issue where I cant aim

[radiant sundial]

I'm just here

[wind jacinth]

kinda same but I try

[wind jacinth]

hello

[manic oriole]

I always end up hitting a piglin with the fireball idk how

and then they assault me

[wind jacinth]

maybe you're just unlucky or something

[radiant sundial]

My aim is trash lol

[wind jacinth]

I bet my aim is worse lol

[radiant sundial]

Eh

[sturdy cypress]

wheres the #survival channel

[radiant sundial]

I've missed point blank shots before ;-;

[manic oriole]

#🏹・survival-games it has survival in the name so it must be for survival talk

w

I only have like 3

I've played 10 games so far so ig thats cool

fr

[wind jacinth]

I have over 1000 deaths and only 130 murderer eliminations or something like that, so I feel like that's what makes my aim worse

I don't really have good stats imo but I try ;-;

btw what time is it for everyone rn

I think edr is murderer eliminations to death ratio

same

[manic oriole]

look at hivetools,app

[radiant sundial]

E

[radiant sundial]

Heh 69 deaths

[sturdy cypress]

i do find it very satisfying

my edr still aint that good but thanks

[radiant sundial]

All time stats

[wind jacinth]

it's much better than mine is

[radiant sundial]

Oh wait that's the wrong One

Here's all time

[wind jacinth]

mine might be worse, I'm not too sure ;-;

do you want to play murder mystery with me? I'm bored anyways lol

[sturdy cypress]

i mean ur not wrong

[wind jacinth]

wdym

[sturdy cypress]

i do love it

[pallid summit]

they exposed nobody

hive assistant discord bot u can add it to a random server

[sturdy cypress]

in my basement

[wind jacinth]

mine is .15 if it makes you feel any better

north america, but I can switch if you want

give me a sec to log on lol

[pallid summit]

"if you say that you dont wanna see mine" hence implying that ur stats are bad hence meaning that by showing u ur stats they are not "exposing" it but rather proving it

🤓

[wind jacinth]

fair point

[sturdy cypress]

yea exactly. see i dont expose ppl smh

[pallid summit]

🧀

[radiant sundial]

My edr is 0.17 and I'm prestige 2 😭

[pallid summit]

are we flexing all time or monthly edr?

[sturdy cypress]

i prefer all time

[wind jacinth]

ouch ;-;

[pallid summit]

for what reason

[radiant sundial]

My edr is trash.. especially since I'm prestige 2-

[sturdy cypress]

overall stats not just this month

[wind jacinth]

I don't play murder mystery as much because sometimes it makes me really angry lol

[radiant sundial]

I should have a higher edr because of me being this high of a level ;-;

[wind jacinth]

I feel like I should have less deaths

[pallid summit]

my edr is 0.5 all time

1.3 monthly i think

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[pallid summit]

which has nothing to do with edr?

or are we talking abt murders rn

rough

if it helps u feel any better i didnt know that u could insta shoot until i was lvl 50 on my first acc

which is this

[sturdy cypress]

my murders are awful cuz i dont really play murd

[pallid summit]

ion get ppl who dont play murd

ruins my cpg

😡

[sturdy cypress]

idk i just find it stressful

[radiant sundial]

I suck at murd ;-;

I always end up getting shot by noobs all the time and it sucks ;-;

[somber valley]

ggs

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[manic oriole]

fr

[wind jacinth]

I don't know

[radiant sundial]

Passive murderers suck

Hm

Tip from a prestige 2: when you're murd it is recommended that you kill as fast as possible so that no one can get bows and shoot you plus it's not as boring

[pallid summit]

what is bridge doing outside of f teir

ur not doing deathrun justice either

[wind jacinth]

Great, lag got me killed -_-

[sturdy cypress]

being in boring is enough imo

[radiant sundial]

Kill in groups, not people that are alone cause if you only kill people that are alone that's a terrible strat, my strat as murd is to kill EVERYONE I see

Yes being murd is definitely very stressful, especially when you're playing with good players

But when you're playing with players that aren't that good it's not as stressful

Another tip, if someone aims a bow at you run in zigzags instead of straight at them cause it'll be harder to hit you since it's not a straight shot, using the throwable would also be beneficial

[pallid summit]

gravity is literally deathrun but vertical 😭

[sturdy cypress]

ive always kinda loved dropper so thats why

[radiant sundial]

I suck at droppers ;-;

[sturdy cypress]

its not for everyone

[radiant sundial]

Droppers are hard for me ;-;

I suck at controlling myself in mid air ;-;

[sturdy cypress]

just cuz its easy for u doesnt mean its easy for others

[radiant sundial]

Hm

I suck at everything except mm tbh-

And I'm not even that good at mm either ;-;

[sturdy cypress]

im sure thats not true tho

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[radiant sundial]

Oh

[iron abyss]

Hello

Guys anyone know how to get supercoins its my quest i want to complete it after that i will get costume gift

[iron abyss]

@radiant sundial u know?

[radiant sundial]

It's the blue and purple coins

[fringe swan]

Super coins are only the blue coins

[wispy thicket]

Isn't super coins is the purple one?

[radiant sundial]

Idek

[wispy thicket]

To my knowledge super coins is purple and epic coins is blue 🤔

[neat wyvern]

I knew this would happen

He teaming again

[wispy thicket]

Teamers will never learn 💀

[neat wyvern]

Murderer didn’t win either, funny

Favoritism at its finest

[wispy thicket]

[pallid summit]

what

[pallid summit]

what are they supposed to learn

[wispy thicket]

Like ban doesnt teach them anything

[pallid summit]

they dont care about bans...

[wispy thicket]

Ofc 💀

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[wispy thicket]

Hm

[neat wyvern]

I had too much Red Bull

[errant trout]

8k elims 😭

[neat wyvern]

Nice! Why the emoji?

[errant trout]

should’ve gotten it last month but vacation

[wispy thicket]

Cool 👀

[radiant sundial]

Oh-

[neat wyvern]

Oh it’s the infamous Targeter

Better ending

[errant trout]

He has most coins

[neat wyvern]

Uh-

[errant trout]

?

[neat wyvern]

The shot sound effects lol I love it 🤣

Plates breaking

Yeah the bad word

Hive staff ain’t gonna like it

[proven bane]

💀 screenshot of the day !! 😎

Only legends will understand

[neat wyvern]

Ye he hackin

[fringe swan]

Mb confused the two, mainly had the blue coins quest😅

[wispy thicket]

Oh 😅

[radiant sundial]

E

[neat wyvern]

E stands for excellent

[tranquil zephyr]

This is amazingly accurate

[radiant sundial]

E stands for eggcellent actually

[manic oriole]

bridge is too high and hide is too low and build is hives most popular gamemode

[radiant sundial]

Hm

[sonic cloak]

Ah hello @manic oriole. I saw you on Gravity

[manic oriole]

oh ya

hi

im doing cheeks my gf keeps making me cry-laugh midgame

[sonic cloak]

Haha nice

[radiant sundial]

L

[radiant sundial]

Skill issue
Jk

[neat wyvern]

E

[neat wyvern]

🥚

[radiant sundial]

E g g

[radiant sundial]

Hey that's my thing- putting "E" with clips smh
Jk

[neat wyvern]

E

[radiant sundial]

A

[neat wyvern]

Sports

[radiant sundial]

It's in the game

[neat wyvern]

So is pink glitch

[radiant sundial]

Lol

[slender edge]

jb actually has so many players somehow

[sturdy cypress]

its my personal opinion

[woven lynx]

Mm goated

[sturdy cypress]

fr

[woven lynx]

Only bridge needs a better ranking

Switch it with gravity 😔

[sturdy cypress]

but its my opinions on which games i like n dislike tho

[woven lynx]

Yea yea im just playing

[jaunty axle]

For me
Goated: MM, Death Run
Very Fun: Hide, BD
I Play It Sometimes: BP, SG, CTF, SW, Gravity
Boring: GW, TW
Who Even Plays You: Bridge, JB

[wispy thicket]

Where is gravity?

[jaunty axle]

oh right

forgotten child

there we go, fixed

[sturdy cypress]

solid tier list tbh

[serene marsh]

Goated: Murder, Skywars, Gravity
very fun: Hide and Seek, Block Party
play it sometimes: Treasure Wars, Ground Wars, Just Build
boring: Block Drop, Capture The Flag
who even plays u: Survival Games, Bridge, Deathrun

I used to see u a lot in Gravity Liv

[sturdy cypress]

yea i was grinding it a bit but ive pretty much stopped now

[serene marsh]

same

im at 475 wins or smth

now im grinding mm

im off for a week tho now cuz vacations

but ill get at it insane as soon as im back

[sturdy cypress]

im at around 650 i think

[sturdy cypress]

ill be going on vacation soon too so i wont be on much

[jaunty axle]

I respect that list, the only one I wonder about is Death Run

[serene marsh]

lolol

[serene marsh]

yeah I love deathrun

[worldly storm]

i think i've played death run only a handful of times

i actually don't play any other hive games other than murder mystery