#🕵・murder-mystery
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your p is calling my name
Everyone’s gunna get reported for off topic
They’re gunna strangle the life from this server
ive always just used in-game reporting
I wonder if they care tho
Same
Also they changed the max qp for reports
???
so come on baby let’s stop playing games
3200 —> 400
your p is calling my name
wdym by that 🤨
💀
like come back to the server and invite ppl
off topic? im in?
both disc and the realm lol
it’s better dw
i was looking for diamonds & got bombarded by zombies so i hid in a corner in the wall & now im stuck
we vibing
😭
better than my first time
they prolly despawned LOL
what is pu
idk why this song is so funny
5 letter word figure out the rest
OH
it’s a drake song and it’s so bad

i’m abt to hop on
Me myself and I
ok
Jk I’m not home rn
💀
solo ride until i die
Or smth
W
Grief me
ok griefing u yiinzs watch out
Cause I got me for life
YEAHHH
oh no watch your house
Uh oh
grief my home
Bet
ur village? 😭
I live almost next to, I could do that for u
ooouu i don’t need no hand to hold
ok getting on hold
Even when the night is cold
nah nah im jking 
jk
true and i'd held them hostage for producing alot of villagers
Bros in business
true 
OH WAIT
What kind of business 💀
it was a new one sky made right?
Villager production
is the inv in the server?
Then selling em
Oml
Yhyh
That seems amoral
Ik all his plans
How
Am stalking him
W
Ok this is getting wrong direction
look at the announcement of off topic, bebo gave sky a owner to the realm. new invite
Yas
dang it @dense rampart you've got it fast than me
ok did
W
i got that fire in my soul
*fiya
Bc of how she says it
Anyways
Toyhouse is the best map
what did i make
realm? but i got it
g-eazy is trash but that song is actually rlly rlly good
The realm
i thought u were already in it ima be so fr😭

i love october sm
@vestal arrow I had to play like that im so sorry
that lobby was so tryhard/obnoxious to play around, it was my first game on and it was office of all things
Fair. Was a tough lobby.
All good all good no worries
Helloween is ngl the best holiday
And autumn is big W
Huh
reaction time on point
I wish I had my old pc performance back tho
75
But I get heavy fps drops
And as soon I make a fast turn it starts lagging
Or as soon I get the bow in my hand
Few weeks ago it was different
I‘ll probably just get me a new one
Better one
Only if I had money :‘)
The saddest part is that I get so many loses now after playing 3-4 months to reach 13.6k wins
Just for my stats to get bad now bc of some L pc performance drops
I mean I didnt hate my laptop bc it was actually really good for a 400$ notebook especially after I updated my RAM it was like heaven, no issues, smooth gameplay in mc but now since like last week I hate it so much
I swear I‘ll soon beat up my poor monitor which has no fault bc of my laptop lmao
I‘ll ngl cry if I break it just bc of my laptop being L lmao
Yh ik but it‘ll be the nearest object to break if I rage 😭
Am usually not a person that rages bc I just accept the fact that the person was better than me or I was just L yk but if its bc of my pc then damn 💀
Am russian
Well german part russian
And I love russian music, yh
I can only talk russian but not spell
I mean I can but not w russian letters 
Yhyh
Lol

Lmao
Me when I get another lose bc of my pc being dogshi: 
Thats scary
Btw u was in my round earlier
Ig
Yh
Like 20 mins ago
Smh
I only read ur name in chat tho when u joined and was like „didnt I read that name in mm chat today“ lmao
Dont pretend like ure a good person
Ik all ur dirty secrets
Wait what
It‘s almost midnight, my brain is mud.
Lmao
Yhyh
Btw ure not on anymore?
Mm
Gn
Lol
💀
Yh hanahab
Sounds like hello on arabic or smth
Merhaba
Hanahab
lmao
Wha
Wait
Is the first emoji s hammer or a mc sign?
Weird eyes
i see
When ure pooping or what
Lmaooo
Who the hell grinds mc 14h
Me whos prestige 3 with 13.6k wins and soon 5k murd elems: 🤠
Mmm I def didnt grind 16h or even more
Whats your main acc @abstract wave
welcome how may i help u
See BOL6 knows whats up
L
who thought it would be a great idea to change it?!
Gonna give it 1 star on goggle review
The hell is dat even
idk either they suddenly changed it for no reason
i don’t play enough to max anymore
the trees in eso are a good viewpoint of most possible players-kinda why i hate it-anyways i still killed hatsune miku
why is that in #🕵・murder-mystery
tree camper 😭
murder mystery is basically skywars if u don't think about it enough
i mean fair enough
i know a lot of people who would kill you for saying that
i am not one of them
idrc
i sat there for two seconds shshsh
ive been so out of mm com for ages so idk
deathrun = treasure wars but different
..
any sweat who wants to fight me can 1v1 my shiny charizard in sun/moon
woah shiny charizard
fr
my sogaleo is quaking it its nonexistent boots
😈
the only pokemon i do these days is go
petition for a #pokemon channel
yes pls
also i just noticed ur "yin" not "yiinzs" who im used to seeing here
idk how i missed that earlier lol
im livzwe
whos that
no idea
same tbh
same
just got here yk
besties?
w
hehehe
i joined 2018 i think
i somewhat agree
somewhat 
w
yes
Remnants on top
oh 100%
that was a beautiful one.. I feel sorry for her tho-
please stop trolling 🙏
bannable offence imo
damnnn
only being murd on remnants is fine to me
dude it took me a hot minute to realize yin and yiinzs are 2 diff ppl
LMAO
i didnt think it would change my ign in here tbh
u changed ur name ign too?
just my display name
I see
SAME
whats ur mc ign?
be twinnin
livzwe
ah
guys an axolotl child troll is bothering me
stab them
thatll make them go away
wha?
yup
im playing mm
rip
im sorry to hear that
i bought the hive plus two years ago
legit the worst mm update INCLUDING the one where they made office a map
ok i kinda like the offic e tho

except for the VENT
why do I feel like since I reached prestige 3 I lvl so much faster
and the CORNERS
u got better and stopped paying attention
YAH THAT
and im sure the xanex helped
get coins and survive
welp actually I started to play less bc my pc is dying
ah rip
wOooOw mind blown
collect 50 coins and shoot murd
best way
try to do that every round
sounds ez, right?
but coin cap at 30?
always keep moving forwards don't double back without checking 3rd person to make sure noones behind u
50
50 after the prestige update
thats actually fire advice
The coin cap was changed to 50 in the most recent update 
i think she knows 
no one ever tells me these things
I always spam 3rd person lmao
ye
lucky
life advice with yiinzs
thats how I mainly got almost 5k murd elems lol
If you keep an eye on #📰・hive-updates you can be notified when changes are made!
ikr
real
trust me
vote toyhouse, chroma, pigment, eso, and manor
manor my BELOVED
not office bc office is mid for xp
BASED
and pray u dont get murd on chroma or eso
except the pot, i stg it only ever gives me night vision
murder on eso is bad but doable
CRAP
Being murderer on Chroma is OP
W
nah murd on chroma is fine just chill around interactables and branch out and eso is bad bc trees but throwable
good luck 🙏
Good luck 
kinda true
ty u too 😁
glll
Chroma still has that overpowered spot though 😉
ty
yw
spot and no it doesnt
i can assure u there is no insane parkour spot on chroma
bet
sky back me up here
3rd person is 100% your best friend. people have no idea the advantage it gives and this is something ive always told lower level players that have asked me for tips
offline
real
lying -_-
frrr
now imagine if u were, say, on a platform that didn't allow u to use 3rd person...
W stats
as said mcpe really needs a button to change perspectivity
I WONNN
I'd love to show you the spot! Just hop online real quick
GJJJ
REAL
cant bouta go to sleep
just show a ss
Mcpe player to the murd real quick: Oh, hold on. Lemme just go to the settings and turn on 3rd person just to use it for a sec
😓
def never done that before
its the discord bot
no stop baby me be like
das is me
Aw so cute stats
ik i suck
Mah
SHUT UP
Nah*
WHAT
@manic oriole
u can always get better
1k is sweet 😌
how is that op?
u can get throwabled over the wall or hit through it
Do ya know that one spot at the bridge?
theres a decent spot for camo skinning right across from u tho
You really have to play it to understand
alr
ig I'll never understand i dont camp ledges
its ok im bad too dw
Haha
The ledge is a small part of the accessible area
my add brain cant camp for more than 2 sec
Mine droped bc of my L pc 😭
wait what
Its giving me depression
i have gotten monthly a few times surprisingly
w!
yah like 80th place AHA
too good fr
1/16
..?💀 armor is so easy to get around, invisibility and throwable. that easy
😁
ok well armor is super easy to deal with if that's what ur talking ab
moment
The only monthly that I got kinda good was december lol but I dropped bc I didnt play for few days in the mid of the month and I fr dont care ab the lb
i had one kill left and i lost
aw sad
it was spaceship
another mid map
Ach ew
ew now eso too? come on
I mean the map is ok bc it aent that big but the outside of the map is annoying
Eso is big nahh
eso is a disgrace, needs to banish
Its ok as sheriff
But else nahhhh
Delete eso pls
the tree campers are ridiculous
Twobytes what spot…
He‘s using his helper magic
absurd im p sure he's referring to the armor in the red shop g😭
It is very possible to get there!
aint no way
remnants first, but yes, delete both
ur a helper so im trying very hard to believe u but i just cant see how
Remnants is W in my opinion
As I've said multiple times I am willing to show you.
alr
The campers are kinda annoying but I still mostly get them bc Ik all good spots
ill get on again
what am i backing u up on?
chromas a great map yes
dude i have seen the remnant lobbies go from 15 ppl to 8 or 7 bc its that bad
idr
fr
Happens
😭
what region
NA
na is most chaotic region
bc thats one i main on
can i get an invite to this too i wanna see what he's talking ab
Eu isnt better trust me
ye
eu>>>
what button on keyboard does third person
Eu meanwhile has 24/7 sweats that target ya azz off
Eu still gonna stay main tho 🤠
yah but na is mobile players
eu is chil;
if you ever wanna grind questpoints go to asia region n play hide, sky, and murder
watchu tryna say about mobile players huh
in what gamemode tho
i loaded in invite whenever
dude i always have so many qp
Mm obv
please do, lost a murderer game recently because the last person was just running around in a massive circle 
Lmao
that i was one at one point and they are a diff breed fr
send 1 more time
this!
oh i dont play mm anymore really
I so often lost on eso bc of some L tree campers
too late but im recording dw
frrr
I notice
bet
that's happened to me a few times, it's fr so annoying
I always instantly spend my qp on booster that I only use once in a month or less lmao
yes the booster i always use it
sounds like spaceship
LOL
Boosters do barely change anything in my opinion lol
meh they help when u are thiiiiis close to reaching a level
I mainly use it when am close to lvl 100
yay lvl 63 now
can we add pigment to the maps that need to be trashed
Gj
extremely annoying, couldn't use my throwable either because of the trees 
Meanwhile yh
we dont talk about spaceship
and village
pigment is just office but with 2 floors literally
the snow village?
Eso, pigment and spaceship are decent maps or big L‘s
🤢🤢 map is an abomination and thank god it's only seasonal
ya, there's specific parkour that you can do and people can escape the map
REAL
Lmao I love the way u talk those maps bad
which makes it annoying for murderer
hey guys and girls
But fr the village map is big trash
what is this about
bro WAHT
Hating on maps
yesss
and the glitchers are so annoying on the map lol

Ppl that get on the tree on the village map are dead to me
Yessss. The frog that looks like a dang Hamster
this seems fun
..
ok bye
@naive bramble i checked the recording i just wasnt holding my star LOL
u can trust
when i went to throwable u
i speak for everyone when i say eso hotel is the best map
but ye gg
who camp in between the bookshelves at manor

Me after u said that
they think their so cool
Just gonna shoot myself at this point
but guess what
they not
no you don't


i see u ingame lol
not as murder right?😭
💀
it’s hard to do, but i’ll see if i can make it and clip it
ur afk in a hub 😭
check dms
waitin for navy😭
I was intentionally moving around before-hand to prevent getting hit. You also collected a coin a second before revealing yourself, which let me know you were near. Here's my clip 🙂
Wait, are u xbqrs?-
im not, no
okay but last thing, n o
theyre a good friend of mine though
Oh ok
before i picked up the coin i went to throwable u and was tapping my screen for an hour and a half while u stood there without moving, i wasn't holding my throwable and my silly self didn't notice
Was wondering bc u got their name as verified xbox acc lol
but ye after that massive messup it all fell apart
i saw AlexBStation do this in one of my games, and i checked replay, defo possible to get up there
ah fair
I may or may not have been the one to show him 
And no, am def not stalking -
Lol
omigod stalker
W tho that u like berserk
dude it took me this whole time to realize ur the dude who helped me with the skin pack issue
Yap
brooo u should have said sm
And am not a dude 😌
Jk idc
i call everyone dude
W
too bad
I had no reason 😭
pain
or girlboss depends on the mood
W nice coins this month as well
Naja, wenigstens haste geile winrate
ur win rate is almost 80% shshshs
2.12 edr und iwie 13 cpg oder so
Ich weiss tbh immernoch ned, was dieses edr bedeutet 🤠
elim death ratio
Oh wew
also wie oft du den mörder pro tod tötest
Yhyh
also je höher dein epg desto besser
jaaaa
war so close am dem 2. dran aber dieses spiel wird mich irgendwann noch umbringen😭
that poor guy on prestige 5
nice i’m up there
oh wait-
what
i think its hella cool tbh
u can look at that and say thats me
I only started to play a bit again today wew
i cant do that
i got 82-85 today, thats the most i ever gotten in a day i think
wow
yeah too bad level doesn’t define skill
@manic oriole i got a clip of me making the jump too bad i missed the first portion of the jumps (DMs)
yeah the top 2 guys have no pres
@abstract wave statement to this?
4.23 edr geez
im pretty sure that no. 1 is hacking and that 2nd is an alt
most likely alts
yea
yah that would make sense
im 0.01 behind 2nd 😭
u got this
you’re just good lol
I tbh never saw the 1st before
hacking in mm seems so pointless
I play na and eu and never saw them before
yeah its not that worth it
its not worth it to hack period
fr tho
real
ppl mostly hack in sw from what ive seen
my mm rank is finally getter a little better this month
went from 2600 something to 1600 in an hour ish
getter
But wheres the difference between hacking in sw and mm? Like both either do it for stats, better advantange or just bc they having joy at killing other ppls fun or smth like that lol
ive seen somebody using an autoclicker on mm before 😭
of all things
Same
nahhh
Or they just run around and spam hit the sword but dont get anyone 💀
the only autoclick i use is on pokemon go
to target ppl who grind sw lb to stop them n annoy them
True
But they can do the same in mm
guys help im in an online daters lobby
their everywhere
really? i never really saw that when i played
Do /q murder until u get a better lobby lmao
Same but am sure there are many
U just dk or dont noticed
i never notice the mm cheats until its too late tbh
both prob
Well I just rem there was once a hacker which didnt really had the best hacks and he keept following me w no clip during my rounds and sometimes shoot me random but idk what happened to that dude 💀
And am sure it was some alt or smth
anticheat real good fr
Lmaooo
Anticheat bans and kicks the wrong ppl but never the hackers
I get kicked atleast 5 times in a day 💀
5 stars anticheat review
i get dinged for my click speed sometimes
and im like w h a t
Lol
The max cps I can get is 30 and I dont even use that
i see ppl bhopping n flying all the time and they never get kicked
what about scaffold?
So else cheats like high jump, scaffold and that stuff rarely gets detected by anti cheats
wow
so whats even the point of anticheat
I mean
It sometimes does its job
the most common cheats i see are scaffold n reach
"sometimes"
yeah scaffold or high jump
Tap tp is also a veryyy common cheat
And with tap tp u can get out of maps too so same as no clip but tap tp has a very low chance to be detected by the anti cheat
No clip has a higher chance
genuinely curious as to how cheating on this gamemode could be fun lmao
real
Ig hackers feel the most joy when they know they ruin someone fun and round by reaching a win w cheats
Or cheat to make themselve feel good at the game 💀
ahah
prob to boost their ego lol
imagine needing validation
That too
the fact that people even cheat on a gamemode like this just hurts my brain, its literally one of the easiest gamemodes
W
For some ppl not lmao
fair
truly one of the stealth moments of all time
i always get shot by them even though im innocent lmao
i hate that
i speak for everyone in the community: toy house is extremely mid
could be holding a bow right infront of their face and their two braincells would be arguing with eachother whether to shoot me or not 
nah, lies
@lime flint
@rotund star
wrong channel (i think)
@lime flint
the music caught me off guard loll
nah its the right channel dw
@fringe swan
@rotund star
@dapper cloud
h i
b o n j o u r
nice talk, now i dip wee
Ok, u can quit trolling now fr fr
@errant trout
sad
real
normal match
i’m not
w bebo moment
but eso also mid yk
if toyhouse was a guy
hed be a white guy
7/10
kinda hot but a little crusty
if eso was a guy
💀 😭
hed be one of thoser guys who tell you about his ex's being crazy
common elli W
REAL
@manic oriole i can for sure say that this is you
you are crusty, take a shower
i feel like pigment is the weirdo that no one likes
what does that mean lol
and is kinda ugly
so very true
girlboss dont make me
ive been dying for one
common sky w
🤫
im pigment for sure then
cba to watch that replay
chroma is a normal guy, a little odd but hes also kinda good looking
remnants is just as tall as a giraffe, and has a tan
spaceship is that guy who stalks you on twitter
which one is the gay hispanic
remnant
eso or remnants
i will take eso
i wonder what map id be
sonder
shut
the lobby
office is that brazillian boy with the big ego
real
now im confused
is this a normal mm convo?
i wonder what map id be
almost normal
manor is that turbo hottie u keep crushing on fr
ah i see
no but hes emo which makes him almost hot
NO💀
I’ll take it
hes a bad emo
Emos are hot
sebastian from stardew valley vibes
depends
Yhyh
yeah, just personifying mm maps
Emo style always on top
ONG
bro ima be the hub
I wear y2k and emo mixed up 💀
real
or on top as in cool
i love emo eguys and egirls
im a cottagecoreish y2k tryhard
what would the lobby be bc im confused why i would be the lobby
im also just confused in general
who doesn't
cant lie- i am what you would describe a typical “girly” so im not reeeally into emos yk💀
me
the lobby is that chaotic guy who screams in russian
Elli du bist eh komisch
:/
THATS ME
idk lol, i thought it was funny
oh lol
i speak russian
Wait kannste fr russisch?-
i speak bits and pieces, im half
i can speak german
Wwww
guten tag
im half russian, other half is from kazakhstan but live in germany and speak 5 languages😭
Am finally not the only half russian
nien
guten tag
Hallo du komischer Hund
omg
🤠
russian hungarian
Shush
therefore dark white person
W
english english
W
some ppl though i was brazillian bc im not snow white
Lol
„Snow white“
well half scottish but no one outside Britain actually knows what that is
Whats that
i am a hispanic and asian mix (ecuador japanese) but i wasn’t born in canada
ah
Only think ik about scotland are the skirts
and the flags
i’m Honduran
nah jk
Whats honduran 🤠
some colour pattern as scotland
honduras
Kenn ich immernoch ned
ikr lol
Ohhhh… -I still dk it-
🏴
SCOTLAND
aye
I thought that was smth elses flag-
islands and states and countries
Central, close tho
screams in american
its like where el salvador and stuff is
🤨
costa rica too
mhm
Ik 0 about country stuff
oh lol
i hate u guys
ik many useless things😭
my cats demanding food and its 1am
or well i hate one Honduran
the rest are cousins
gpa?
😭
grade point avg
you should know u flag genius
lmao
bring back the flag game in off topic
Digga, fr wo is Rheinland-Pfalz
western according to wikipedia
i tried everything😭
westen💀
I mean you dk where exactly am in germany..
ik
oh i thought you meant the country within europe lmao
NICHTD U
HAHAHHA
No, but u was still right 😭
Always🥱
Atleast I learned that I live in western if germany 😌
Of*
The way this chat gets silent so suddenly everytime
Same
Waiting..
For hope
sorry i was murderer
im still here'
Did u winnn
almost
camper got me
⛺
Aw sad
Lmao this made me imagine how a random dude camps somewhere at the edge of the map w a tent and a campfire
no pls
I mean it‘s a camper
bahahaha

oh we forgot to give warehouse a personality
Uhh
gym rat
total gym rat
Oh hell nah
me too
Warehouse is chill
We dont like gym rats
people that make the gym their entire personality are obnoxious💀
Frrr
They act like gym is their 2nd home
i tried to date one of those-told me he didnt want to go out with me after he asked me out in the first place
Wha


Bro my ex started to go gym after I broke up w him just so he can make vids of him looking like a badass gym rat and posting it on his insta storys and taging me
But I hate dudes that go gym 💀
hahaha
ego much
i feel u
i like guys who work out and take care of themself but not gym rats
I either like dudes that are lil chubby or skinny 💀
But hell nah not gym rat
oh. my. god.
some mobile player CHILD just shot me for no reason
I feel u
Those NPC that randomly shoot u are slowly fr getting out of control
Half of my loses are based of them
fr
when ppl do that ngl i stalk them next game and do the same thing sometimes
Haha
Oh damn I rem when I was once murd and there was a girl which was last and she shoot me and laughed at me in chat and then next round I was sheriff and she the murd and I killed her after 1 min and it felt so good
I love getting revenge like that
Best feeling
i feed off of revenge
i have a serious rage problem
I only have rage problems when it‘s ab ppl targeting me, NPCs shooting me or me dying bc of pc performance problems xd
not the performance probs
I dont even rage when I miss a shoot bc I just accept the fact that I failed lmao
haha the guy who killed me as murderer i ended his career
hehehjehehbe
Welp
jack were in the same lobby!!!
i robbed him lmao
If only there wasnt coin xp cap
nah ive hit 221 before
downwards turbulence
BEBO
im playing for the first time in forever
the goat of mm has returned
didnt know u were here lol


