#🕵・murder-mystery
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very cool
we should sumo sometime
like right now
LMAO
I can't rn
ong
I'm dead tired and haven't been online in like 3 days 💀
lmao
my dog knocked down the leds under my desk 😞
good job
nice
how do you get your legs knocked while sitting
Imagine the tied world record for fastest mm 15 kills being on Nintendo switch
fr
what
what
what
my hands are sticky
😳
this is bad don't come for me
👀
shut uo
What did you do
maybe u should wash them...
ikr
its from my strawberry shortcake
dirty woman but not in the good way
oh
eating with your hands? smh
How is ur WLR so high smh
no i dropped a strawberry
I WAS USIJG A FORK (tw capital letters)
My phone has 1%, maybe I should charge it
probably smart
guys toyhouse is the best map
and ur not allowed to disagree
i saw that ur wrong
I disagree with absurd
LMAO
thats illegal
how do you drop a strawb with a fork?
i specifically said ur not allowed to disagree
it wanysr on my fork
there is no best map, they're all teerribl
smart
arg
toyhouse is the best map
passed preschool fr
i disagred
smh
ur wrongd
probably am tbh but lol
i had beef with my neighbor who is 3 years okder than me in oreschool.
oh
did u win?
beef yummy
I am 3 bars away from 20
😋
nvm 1
i am 3 bars away from impressed
nobody won i think i fell in love with him
LOL
ur that kind of person huh
jokes, he was cute tho
NO
i am one bar away from impressed
im close to 192 in mm what am i doing with my life
oh
we eneded up being on thr same football team one year because there werent enough kids
phew I did it
did u win?
uh
very very nice
yes
yes
back to mm
very chad
5
i also think i may possibly be the highest lvl prestige 1 on eu, but i may be wrong lol
I was 15 when I started
my minecraft keeps updating. im going to end it all.
i stg i thought that said "edating" instead of "updating"
that's why i use a launcher to avoid that
i was very confused
update it then
🧠
my client doesn’t support the latest version
what client
onix
Hax
hax
LOL
jk i use that too
Ima show yall my to do list for the evening
yes ma’am
okay
• charge phone
• do maths homework
• do chemistry homework
• study for Latin class test
• learn 8 pages of vocabulary
• learn the grammar of 3 months in 1 day
• shower
• cuddle cats
• look for good outfit
• do login streak
• pack my stuff
• clean out my backpack
• find my PE shoes
lol i don't have that problem
ugh
cuddle cats? lmao
also bc it runs in its own folder, i don't have to use iobit when i update my skin pack, it's so nice
Yes I gotta do that
@dapper cloud get off deathrun
wild
nah
does anyone else just randomly rave in their room or am i strange
Idk what that is bc my English is bad
basically dancing like im in some nightclub but in my bedroom to some lovely music
yeeeteteeteteteetetet hoiyah
im okay i swear
or am i LOL
no you’re mobilemoomoo
toyhouse best map
ghost house best map
oh fair enough
hi
пока все играют в мм, в это время мать @serene marsh валяется в канаве
yes
bro speaking enchantment table
💀
LMAO
bruh you can switch costumes mid-game-
game strat
nvm not as murd
oh
i find it funny they deleted your message but not his
fr it literally said the exact same mine was just the translation
fr shows how much hive mods look into things
also i saw someone on mm called q Eso Hotel, now i'm curious how many of those there are
ofc starr started it with q warehouse
q office throws up
q eso throws up
that's quite fitting given eso's color scheme lmao
lmao q [map name] chain?
q chroma
q village
q witch school
q warehouse 😔
q Remnants
q Museum
since they added gi
bruh
since HiveOWeen update
my fellow MM friends, I have a question to ask,
what is the first thing that comes to mind when u think of any dance from the MCU?
star-lord at the beginning of guardians of the galaxy
groot at the beginning of gotg2
thanos hitting the griddy
whats the mcu again
marvel cinematic universe
my cute unicorn
oh 😻
Massive circular unicorn
somethings not adding up
what?
did someone change the timeline?
what is the best region to grind?
i'd say na, eu dies early morning / late night, otherwise it's fairly active, asia i've been told is pretty dead and na is usually the most active from my experience
depends what region you’re
if you’re na do NOT play as
bc atleast from my experience it lags so bad
eu isn’t bad for lag atleast for me
an i’m na
im in eu, I normally play in na, both seem equal for me
well in my opinion just play in the one you like more
I think i'm ok with na
bruh no
which one has the worst players again?
bc thats my first choice
eu is worse than na
i mean you aren’t wrong
i’m sure if eu players tried they would be good
but when i play eu it’s just emos sitting in a corner wishing they had social interaction irl
I played for a while in asia, there's not many players, but the way they're all so kind or theres something about them that makes me feel more warms my heart more than others
Eu is weird tbh
asia also has more coins lol
wym it has more coins
asia has way more hackers
asia players dont pick up as much coins as the others
hacking in mm still is the sadest thing you can possibly do
like go hack in a game mode that’s atleast fun
wall hacks, hacks that let u see other players' hotbar (to show who the murderer is), aimbot, etc
oh, thats so sad
fr
aww asia region mm is so cute, I mean they're not trying but they're so nice
Fr
@thick oak stole my elim smh
smh
robbed by a woman
congrats on becoming a feminist jack
i miss her
you say that like she's dead
who’s susu
oh right stars egirl
💀
same
yea
hive should just unban everyone
and starr's susu's egirl
except yigit
not everyone, but everyone we want unbanned
good riddance to him
i’m sure if everyone in this channel just spanned unban someone they’d unban someone
or ban someone
probably that one
probably
what are you asking of me
i mean idk it worked for cake
i’m asking you to spam unban whoever you want to get unbanned
until you either get muted or banned
No one is banned... yet
becci, may, aleena
for someone i know
makes sense ig
would you?
man you snitch
🤭
...
thought you a real one😔
i mean i knew that irl
there is only one gender and it is pasta
since i ain’t ever seen one
alphonso
should’ve just said spaghetti
fr
I identify as raviolli
raviolli is overrated
True
;-; guys
mac n cheese is better
thats even more overrated than raviolli
Bro its like 2:22am i am about to make me some ham
sounds tasty
True
kraft mac n cheese make me act up
agreed
.....
Im about to go make ham in the middle of night
meat is meat
live ur truth
screw that i'm a potato
I wanted to say milk chocolate but accidentally typed an f for the d instead
who
idk
im comin for them
they just started slurping
how am i suppoused to go for them
Dw hes just drained
I seriously wanna eat ham now
go eat ham
Whats the last thing you have eaten
Mate its middle of the night here
Whats the best flavour?
just stand up?
chocolate no doubt
But bed is comfy
Chocolate is so overrated
true but its still good
its for a few seconds
Looks and tastes like bad words
💀
But i have to go stairs
go stairs
just say dogwater
;-;
Whats ur fav moo?
prob vanilla tbh
what is ya'lls point? trying to make me feel even worse than before
Vanilla mid
why do you guys hate me
i don't really eat ice cream much so idk
vanilla overrated
Bc ur bad
that hurts
Cry
no u
i am
I dont cry sorry dear
okay dont care
Ok but who asked for ur opinion
same, got the emotional capacity of a rock
oddly unsettling
ur mom
Unfunny sorry mate
I know
what was that absolute abomination that just appeared on my screen
overused tbh
That was hot
im waiting for the /j i dont think itll happen
Who on earth uses /j
watss that
When you say something and use /j at the end means ur kidding
No one uses it
oh lol
Ur old
I dont have one
Context?
of what
“Ur old”
“I dont have one”
i dont have an acc
Can you speak german?
I can roast way better in german
no thanks
this went really weird really quickly
Ich verfüge über die starke Vermutung, mit einer sozial eingeschränkten person eine Konversation zu führen
I have a strong suspicion of having a conversation with a socially challenged person 💀
how is that a roast
It aint, its just what im thinking about
inb4 mute
this is really depressing
Maybe even shadow ban
But idc
since the mods love shadow banning so much
guys band got muted. </33
why
Yea i heard already
i need details
Off topic
lots of people who we dont know of as well I'm sure
7 days
what
Hive is just bad at this point
imagine getting muted, common L
what did the dude do
one massive ass skill issue
Rip our fallen angel @serene marsh 🕊
Off topic, just as i said and you would have knows earlier if you could use your eyes properly
@serene marsh wemiss u alreayd
how am i not muted yet
Bc hive has something personal with some people
probably why im still here tbh
Everyone is off topic, but only the least favourite childs get picked out and get muted
going off topic isnt even in the rules?
You read the roles? Such a favourite child smh
supposedly it will be added
I read it for the first time
so Hive is currently enforcing rules that dont yet exist
Idk i feel like i wont get outta here tonight without a warning
I kinda doubt
this bloody server is one massive warning
fr
just a massive red flag
Fr its just bad
Seems like they’re targetting this channel tbh. Although I haven’t been in other channels to find out.
thank you bully
wouldn't be surprised
I hope you know this is actually affecting my mental health
Get better you suck
I hope you know i dont care
right back at you bro ❤️

uh oh
Girl do you know who I am
I hold the world record fpr fastest15 kill murderer of all time sorry darling
ima go before um yeah
okay who asked
You send a ? Mate
You where the one who asked
You asked who I am, i told you
me when both get muted for "nEgaTiVe bEhaVioUr"
can we be done with this now
No
the only negative behaviour is from the staff themselves smh
You call me bad without knowing who i am and havent even seen my stats
ive seen your stats, theyre bad
keep saying that, maybe someone wil believe you
Girl i have the clip omg 💀
I will send a link hold on
does it look like i care
tbf we can't see ur face, so we'll never know
im bored, what can i do
idk
very helpful thanks
you're welcome
I see this chat has a trash sense of humor, yeah that includes me
my sense of humor is great
hi
what did I miss
bullies
oh
Hello
AH SELF PROMO MODS BAN (caps)
im not gonna watch that
hi
Okay cool have fun keep calling me bad 💀
watch it get deleted, muted and then subsequently shadow ban
ur bad
Lol
L
Ur short
short + bad
id enjoy watching that
I'm with Absurd on this one
welp there it goes
TRUE
I wil; 😄
I KNOW
LOL
OMG TWINNING (caps)
Ur so funny
ikr
they did the thing
YES BROTHER (caps)
Im just waiting for you to say you can beat bolt in a race
Neither am I
Mama likes me way more tho
Omg
wait is there a third
Is Eloqua like this to everyone?
like what
Omg who is it
okay good to know
idk
👍
SPLODGER?
no
You sure?
cuties
Omgggg so cute
hes too old to be a sibling
Yea hes an old man
ya
FATHER???
💀
no no no lets not
No one else saw
mods with audit logs 👀
Noooo shhh this never happened
@gusty ore not gonna say anything about this?
isnt it like 3 am for u eloqua
Yes it is
Im always awake
I partied through the whole night until 06:30am and slept from 12-7
Okay i dont understand your logic here
Im fact
I dont think you have any
ignorance is bliss
Girl do you notice how stupid this is rn 💀
You call me bad for holding the world record
remind me why u two hate each other
Idk i like being toxic
can you tell me
ive been spectating and i still cant figure it out
anyone play skywars?
This is mm go back to sky wars
because theyre dumb
next time please do it to someone who isnt emotionally damaged. yeah i dont want your pity stupid
bro u guys 💀
time to get bannenenened
no i want to call someone out smarty for the people who do play it
This makes it even more fun
lol
lets be honest here
Im bored
anybody here who mildly accomplisehd something in this video game is bad at life
Its 3am and i need entertainment

Agreed
sleep, thats entertainment
no, its 3am and u need sleep
No
thats a 2 on 1
Ik i do but man im not much of an early sleeper
yes
u guys both need ur naptime
Even tho i have 10 lessons tomorrow
fr
i geniunely hope that lack of sleep is the reason that the argument is this stupid
I do it always after school
hi an absurd name!!!!
I dont see it as an argument, just entertainment because im bored as hell
thank you someone with a brain

what an entrance
oui
this fixed my day
who
u
Uhh glad to help I think
no thanks
sleep is for the weak
who thinks that bigripliv's antique car is overrated
Not me
Not me
antique car, i hear?
its not even old 😞
nevermind
What time is it for you
early
Time?
eh its ok
True cause no sleep makes you weak and delusional so everyone becomes seek sooner or later
Mate i asked what time the clock shows
the clock shows numbers
Are you american
contrary to popular belief i do actually sleep
Im a human
No way i thought ur a fox
...
no human
You play mc and sleep?
Hello big brother
AND he has a gf
hello little sister
His gf is super cute
really?
idk I've never seen her nor cared
but ya beccis amazing
i hate to break it to you, but i do actually not play mc every once in a while
Yesss shes a total darling
nice
Okay im sorry mate i was being sarcastic 😭
Tell becci i said hi
Hru brother
good hbu
Im great but I have a cold 😭
I had it a week ago
same I've had it for weeks (not covid)
But im negative now
Get better i hope ur gf is comforting you
nice
Ever had covid?
becci's going to sleep now and she says goodnight
never ever
i had it once a few months back
oh dw i never forget
Good good
rip
I'm terrified of getting it bc mother has a lung thing
gn
finally went to sleep i see
lol chill
will she be nicer tomorrow?
Maybe yes, maybe not
ill take it
👌
Grey Steve with one eye?
?
?
Finished setting up the gaming pc 
I had a chuckle when I saw the bedrock edition render distance capabilities
lol
me when 128 chunks is the left side of the slider
Are you always awake?
Yes(no)
True
am not
im a college kid so im always awake
im currently reading my physics textbook to prep for a Wednesday test
nah its a required course for biology for some reason
Rippp couldn’t be me
gj tho
I'm a grinder
And what you want to say if he does?
I'm in school boy
oh
It's 8am
wait so u got like 2 hours of sleep 💀
logic
no wonder ur short LOL
Yep
hahahah
i appreciate this term of address
anyways dw ur still the favorite child
I have class maybe I should go
ya probably
bye
Just wrote a Latin class test 😭
HI
Child
Yes
Im 159
P1 lv59
Yes
See you later in mm in The Hive
What region even are you kid
…
Sorry girl that I dont respond after 2 mins
Okay!
Bruh

Woww
Touch some grass
didn't make it to 2.5k, but nearly!

I didn't collect them that often, but still hehe
Very neat!
thx c:

Since you sleep at 3:00 am it makes sense
4:30am*
Oh well more time to grind for you
I go off at 10pm bc i have life and i didnt play last 5 days at all
What about the souls? The poor things need collecting
I got over 1000 of these
What a true grinder
I grinded October last 2 weeks
Bc i actually have a life
Also, please redraw the eyes of your profile picture, they are very disturbing
What’s your life? What is a life?
Why
Looking from here the yellow people just look creepy
Make them a darker colour or make the pupils smaller
Maybe draw a cute fox
Ppl call me furry instantly
But with just normal eyes
Cross that out
Not if you just have a drawn fox as profile
Before I had a fox pfp for an entire month ppl called me a furry too many times
I changed to human and ugh
I mean i think ur drawing looks good, but the eye colour blends too much into the skin and makes it look deformed
I don’t see it like that…
I dont know, maybe its just for me like this because im slightly color blind, but the tone of the skin is extremely similar to the eye colour
Maybe just make the eye colour another darker, stronger one
Okay, yeah probs should’ve changed to green or smth
Is this better?
I think it makes my green name stand out better
I’ll make the eyes red yes Ofc
Ooooo red eyes would look very cool
If you want to make it look natural and cute, make it into like a dark navy blue color or light green
Blue and green aren’t a “natural” color
Oh wait I think I understand what u mean
Navy blue is too dark
Light green depends on the brightness, and it’s a color away from yellow which might also make it blend
You see my profile colour? I think it would look super cute as your eye colour
I feel like your characters get lost in the background
That’s a really dark blue
And thats why I like it a lot
Fair fair
My profile looks like people in a dark night, thats also exactly what I was going for
Maybe you should just try different colours
The other person the pfp I can’t even see
The rule is if you’re lots of colors but not too much
Ur so right girl
Do you like to draw?

Yesss
Traditional? Digital?
Do you want me to maybe draw you a profile?
Best to keep this chat on topic of Murder Mystery as well y’all 
I do both, but for art i use digital
Okay then I guess if you’re okay with that
December?
No no, in 12 hours latest i will have it finished
Oh wow okay
Okay thanks
Byeee
Byeee
Is there an off topic?
There’s an off topic category where you can chat in one of the channels provided under the arcade games category 👍
Okay thank you
No problem
Murder mystery
wth
i clicked right
bow doesnt shoot
i click npc
he didnt give me armor
and i just died

Dam I would like, totally check ur wifi
Happens to me too, I’m so mad at the many times I could’ve won
ye
wait what where
Nowhere
also what happened to the bridge minigame channel
Oof
did u try to shoot too quickly after switching to ur bow
it's on purpose?💀
always thought it was jus a bug
no its def a bug
either that or its to prevent autoclicking for bows
actually
its def a mojang thing not a hive thing, I'm pretty sure I've seen it on the bug tracker somewhere
Idk if its intentional or not, but it might be
Damn manz went overboard
Yeah
toyhouse is the best map
manor on top
no
good for coins...
toyhouse > warehouse > manor/chroma > idk
warehouse? rlly??
no, ur coins get yoinked by children who camp main room
goated map
dont go in main room
too big wayy too big
then u get stabbed by a child camping bathrooms
hallways too long
dont go in bathrooms
what hallway
then u get robbed by people doing the exact same thing lol
everywhere, long pathways
no
theres no where to hide as murd in warehouse
at least on warehouse u can throwable them or get invis and knife them
why are u hiding as murderer?
lol
i dont like any of the new maps😭
when ppl try to shoot u
chromas goated
thats when u stab them
nah
i love chroma
or kill everyone before they get bows
not if they shoot u first
office a reasonably compitent murderer can clean everyone before they get bows
it's a more condense spaceship
which is dumb
okay maybe office is not so good
throwable them and dodge behind cover
get speed and ring them
but I still dont agree with warehouse
office is overrated
pro tip, if u stab people before they get bows they cant shoot u
pro tip leave the game so i get xp
warehouse is too big and ppl get coins easily
no
pro tip toyhouse > manor
wdym "too big"
warehouse is the perfect size
eso is too big
Pro tip, convince the sheriff the other guy is murd
office is too small
remnant is also too big
leave game decreased murd and sherriff percentagess
then watch them both kill eachother
pro tip u stank
fr just say in chat "its the default skin girl with the yellow shirt"
pro tip ur right
fr fr too true
🤯
oh I wasnt saying chat
oh
arg
then someone comes and says "youre ruining the game"
mr crabs im a big fan
I just get near the sheriff so I can kinda convince them im not murd then watch them shoot the other guy
absolutely hilarious
and then tell them mm is a team game and ur supposed to communicate so they're being rude by not sharing the information
yus
but I dont cause im lazy
how often does that work
when elims become neccesary and not optional
toyhouse is the best map, warehouse is the second best map, and office sux
i just popped a pimple
elims are the best tho
ouch
bruh
i for sure needed to know that
true Im not disagreeing
only works with nons sometimes
yes u did
I get a good laugh tho 
"hey u murd?" "no" "ok"
im not looking
OFFICE is trash
lol
FR
i see
its sooo annoying when it gets voted again and again for 5 TIMES IN A ROW!
manor is yes
ok
manor would be so cool if it didnt lag
Yes
Office is perfect for getting good murd times
Toyhouse wayyy better. Manor also
😨
thats all its good for
are u baving a bad hair day? 🙁
toyhouse is better for stats and xp, warehouse is better for avoiding teamers, eso is goated for trickshots
yes -_-
i see
still not looking
i refuse
its gunna be some 3 yr olds doll watching me with a knife
and i dont wanna see that
what.
uhhhhhh
chucky?
Uhhhhhhhh
oh my fricking gosh
bruh how do u not know who Chucky is
toyhouse is the best map
fr
killer doll, full on psychotic...
i live under a rock
oh yea thats liv
agreed
i've seen
sure thing alt
no check their bio
woah....
it says they arent an alt nope not at all
ooh I thought they were...
they are the same person tho
indubitably