#๐ตใปmurder-mystery
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If apple wasnt locked down they would instantly be the best tech company
i lov apple stuff n theyre slowly becoming decent for gaming so .. . .yeas
apple lets you fast-forward through ads on yt and hulu lol
lol
@rose hull which tv or monitor do u have
Roughly how many games would it take for me to max?
If lvl 100 is your idea of maxing
As ur no+, around 5k-6k wins
If pres 5 lvl 100
25-30k wins
So 5-6k for lv 100?
Yeah
Oh wait games,, definitely more, thought u said wins
Itll be like 6-8k games then
ill come back in a few months
also hit a lot of murder elims
my friend has more games played then me but is 4 levels below me bc ive hit twice his murder elims
Coins are best source of xp
Elims are like 30 or 50 xp whereas 50 coin games are 100 xp
(going by no+)
heh
yea
Nice
Nice
Nice
wow
stop talking
no u
hop on timv
i wsnt talking to u 
idc
.. ok
I'm the smartest
um
fr idk how you figured that one out
fr
I love when I get killed 2 times in a row by stupid children whose milk has not dried on their lips
I was shot twice in a row by the sheriff at the beginning of the game
donโt talk to my alt like that
who r u
can you read
yes
ok no๐ญ
mb been trying to get some milk son
traffic yk
feels bad
that sounds disgusting
do it with pickle juice ๐ฏ
sounds like a actual limited time oreo
sybau
huh
huh
what does that mean
blue waffles
byeb
huh
literally shared dms from half a year ago and got a whole server to hate me for no reason n spread rumors about me but okay 
skill issue๐
why r u still replying to my messages
bc itโs fun
ok
its weird
no
how come? itโs a public server so expect people to reply
fr
i remember that
that was funny
no this is a different thing lol
fr
oh
leave
y6eah ! got red to spam my dms cussing me out for no reason too it was weird
ong
not fr
it was jst annoying
i dont even talk to you or anyone youre friends with what was the point of having everyone hate me
whos red
his best friend whos like 4/5 years younger than him
its weird
oh
wait whys he on discord?
huh
huh
no
relatable
just ignore the hater ong ๐ฏ
u dont even know either of us why r u talking
deserved
bc iโm trying to annoy u
absolutely deserved lol ur not a good person
could make a whole list of stupid things youve done involving me
huh
ok
doesnt help u
no it doesnt
if u think apologizing once makes you an amazing person ur sick
how wld anyone be able to know the real u if u lie abt so much stuff
"during the time" this litrly happened like a month ago thats not an excuse
because this is being discussed in a public server
r u still racist and homophobic or was that u pretending to be someone u werent???
if you dont want people to be involved then dont discuss it here
ok
๐คจ
no but i do
and i want pizza
(jk i dont have it recorded)
such a good christian fr
trueee
Did I miss Something?
hive murder mystery chat
these two are having the battle of a life time
Ooooo ๐
Whats it about?
sev is trans
L guy if you ask me
but since idk about all of this ima stay out of it
just what she told me ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Ayo dont say anything against short ppl
short
ya id rather not be targeted by asu shes too good
@quasi oxide
i stand by my statement
no being short is an L
and helix isnt short hes like 7' tall
You are an L
Absurd Definition of L
no its a big L
no the definition of L is the letter of the alphabet L

massive extraordinary L
short
true
short + short
Giant
ty!
short
hi asu
no u
short + short = tall
eheheh
almost 5'6 is average
Hey azz you are short
FR
exactly L cat boy
based opinion
i am above average
no
๐คจ
mew
aren't you 5'0 ellie
same but not in height
No
oh yeah
I aint 5โ
short
4'9
how did this go from sev drama to discussing short people
Iโm uh 6โ9
thatโs mm server for you
yo momma
How tall?
3'2
i got time out for 5 mins thts why
Ima shoot you
short
please do
thats not that short
Be happy with that ๐
my mom is 5'8 lol
yes it is
pretty short
i wish i was smaller 6ft is too high
I wish i was shorter, can reach too many shelfs with 6โ9
exposed kekw
FR
At least im still growing ๐คจ
giga chad fr
bruh
doubt
same
well at least I'm not a baby๐คจ
i believe in u tho u got this
At least im not american ๐คจ
me too lol XD lmao
not american L
i was 6ft as a baby
at least I'm cuter๐คจ
u musta had a fun mother
looked like a twizzler
Fax
๐บ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ช๐ช๐ช
L
me when flag_um
๐ฉ๐ช๐ท๐บ ๐ค๐ค
L itallian
๐ฆ๐ถ ๐ช ๐ช
๐๐๐
Americans
why does Puerto Rico come up when you type USA in emoji search
L not American
๐๐๐
Europeans
tho ur schools are safer tbf
๐
Yes
antarctica
but we have cooler youths so
because puerto rico is a US Territory if u didnt know-
Imagine being able to be a gamer and still go out 24/7 on parties and actually have a social life
obviously but where are the other us territories โน๏ธ
wait do u not go to parties?
thats kinda a skill issue
how do u socialize?
I do mate
oh good job!
where's USVI, Guam, CNMI, American Samoa
Talk to everyone, be nice and sociable
๐ฌ๐บ
but if itโs 24/7 how do you game๐คจ
fr
fake gamer alert ๐จ
guam is goated
I go to party with broken arm (fr)
me when the voter turnout in guam is like 50% higher than the voter turnout in america even tho they dont even get to vote
Atm yes, i dont game bc yk cant hold controller with 1 arm
just use your feet

use ur feet
ngl tried this once itโs harder than it looks
Dang how could i not have thought about this earlier
doesnt chick fil a have some homophobic policies or something?
McDonalds will kill u but at least its pc
yes but foods good
no
Mc > burgerking
chick fil la is good
fr
I disagree with everyone
Murder mystery
how
no
Mystery of murder
owner donates to conversion camps
but hive chat isnt the right place to talk about this
oh right
anyways
anyone got good strats for witch school they wanna share
run
...
thts his excuse for himself too lolol
oh
This is my fav chat
thats a skill issue
this is my only chat
I do chat in gw chat
Top 6 all time yk ๐
bruh
ima take that spot one day
then youโll be 7 and iโll be 1st
Tbf i didnt play gw for 2.5 months
I was once 1st all time and first to ever reach 2k wins ๐
ah
i thought gw was fun the little time iโve played it
iโm only lvl 3๐
L
listen i never dedicated myself to grind gw๐
hi absurd
What do you grind mate ๐
how are u this fine day
mm
oh
iโm great this fine day, was a little sad this morning but other than that, im great ๐
what about you
i remember
im good ty
iโm telling ur professor rn
iโm def telling him then ๐
hot
ik he is ๐
jeongin
what
dm moon rn and tell him "nice shirt" no context
okay brb
and when he asks why u did that dont answer
Interisting
yes
he said โwait whatโ ๐ฑ
eloqua nice shirt
now heโs spamming โ????โ
ya
good
i think i got him good
he may be trembling in his boots rn
LOL
makes me excited
shivering in his timbers
yes
๐ณ
he said โwymโ
ayo
๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
AYO
Thx m8, got it in primary school from a running competition
i def got him
and it still fits? dam u gotta grow fr
u did
Shut up
so proud
oh ok then
Listen, its a big shirt it still fits me but went down to like my knees in primary school
Omgggg I ๐ข
Yes im that lady โบ๏ธ
Getting better, will go to doc tomorrow again and check up on it
shut
hope u get well soon ๐ค
Thx guys
yw
yw
my dad made it 16 years ago or something like that
Good, it sucks
anyways i stole it from him
Np, anytime
no
he was probably really drunk when he made it
the only guitar he ever played is guitar hero
W
pls no
do crqnklec3tfrizs49
M0th3rq0os3 is a goated name
do xbandsolofan
why do so many sweat names look like the recommended passwords google gives u?
most sweat names istg they just bang on there keyboard
Fr, looks like they just smacked their keyboard and clicked enter
just said that
be original
i actually first said that 4 years ago
Imagine no midnight
imagine midnight
whats ur name
xbandsolo
I meant short form bro
ah
idk band, xban, andso, solo
get called a lot of things
andso is superior
Solo bc ur single
LOLOL
Could, but dont
then u would be lying
how would yk๐
Vibes bro
whatโs wrong with my vibes
Gay
oh
Hi friends
i ainโt gay
Super mega gay?
@serene marsh say hi back
hello
hello
๐
What did everyone eat today
Will I make it home in time
what
dn
L
i just ate a special brownie haha
Omg wait i have some next to me
dont call me stupid
heard they taste bad is that true
Stupid
they taste sooo good
ah
yeah keep munchin on my meat b word
trying to mail me one?
๐ธ
no
greedy
I hate traffic
bro 2 were 50 ๐ญ๐ญ they expensive
I might buy some more triscuits
I love triscuits
waist
No they good
rather just beg friends
gross
shut up
With cheese
ur just like my mom
Parmesan cheese
my mom likes slices of cheddar jack on her truscuitd
@jade marten YES I GET ITS WASTE (caps)
I like the spray cheese on them
gross
i like spray cheese on them chicken budicuit things
i like crabs
๐ณ
Kids who play a block game have a mother?
I might go to Walmart now
yes however no father
fr
Skill issue
huh
no
what
ngl was thinking the same thing
Yes
Imagine no Rewe
Rewe?
im glad my dad left he put his hands on us ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
oh
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ
arenโt you american?
Health care
im german and native american
oh
hhuuh
then why are you in NA servers so much
Lol
becuz i live her e
Okay yea we do have that good
u dont say
US biggest L country
i want to live in australia
1 shot at being born
American
ehat
Spiders ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
What
youโd get beat up by kangaroos
Rip
hot
ANISNNAKMAKSNJS
At least its dead
One time I let a spider walk on me
well i dont think it is
Reason: Bad word usage
This was at work
LMAO
bruh
LMAO
And him and I were chilling in the sun
They all suck
Love spiders
Once cried bc of a moth in my room
W spiders
L insects
im paranoid so now i thi k there are bugs in my room
i once sprayed fabrize on a spider until it was almost dead
Ik
I have old cats tho
Lol
๐
then drowned it in hand sanitizer
Good
my dog ate a grasshopper once
One time I let a spider hop in my car and drove it with me to work
PFFFFF lol ๐ญ
i hate spiders so much bro
Same.
I love spiders
Terrified
We are not the same
i like the tiny jumping spiders on my fyp
then the spiders gonna jump on you
Lol
no balls
Once had one in my wardrobe, didnt see it at first then i saw it and it was SO close to me
Then i jumped back, fell and uh
Wanted to die โบ๏ธ
Watch band get muted again
wouldnโt surprise me tbh
Discrete math sucks again
I always get timed out for these 2 evil letters
as you should
i wish i could minion punch u rn
Do it
no balls
Ayo you 2 a couple or something?
its a sticker i cant use it ๐
no
No
HWAT
๐คญ
A couple of goobers
already told you i get 0 play๐
goofy goober
Goofy goober
L
rock
And roll
i โค๏ธ spunchbob
SpongeBob fell off
oh
i like spingebob and that absolutely excludes the gorilla epsidoe
๐
scared the ish outta me
I hate that butterfly episode
omg i used to be scared so much out of that
What's so bad about the gorilla?
it was ugly
So?
i dont like ugly people
and amazing world of gumballs spider episode ๐
i grew up watching twd so idk what yall tb
Lame
i like ftwd more
or 11
Love zedd
havenโt kept up with it
neither have i
L traffic
Lmao
How do you delete twd?
pls no
yes
u eat it
i know what u about to do
record it on cable
Oh
haha
Haven't watched cable in years
yes nobody really does anymore
My mom does
Idk why when we have Netflix and hulu
im going to drown u like i did to my spider
itโs overhated tho
no balls
What
bruh it got deleted
Lol
hi
hi
baby smooves new album was so cheeks
Idk em
i luv smoove โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
๐ธ
what
What
What
WHAT
What
do u guys like shoreline mafia
What is that
No
valid
Me too
I like
LMAO
Edm
what is thqt
Mau5
emo
Big emo
The lurking emote
gross
grip i found your dad
Mood
yeah his pics are on google
my dad is a bald tweaker
good try
no
oh
Lol
Lol
The emo photo got deleted right as i looked at it ๐
Do
these mods are lurking in this chat
wonder why they never say anything ๐ญ
They just be lurking
every time i think of a hive mod i think of grown people who lip sync to baby sounds
think of a guy with a fedora
are u talkinf about urself
bruh no
yes
i donโt got a fedora
obv
is it wrong to listen to kanye now
Yes
did u guys see his tweets
yes
oh
no jk
freak
Lol
i liked kanye ๐
his musics still good ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
listen to the music but dont like the dude
When I think of mods i think of my german teacher (she sucks bad at her job)
Rip
lol
do u know german tho?
bc if so then was she really that bad?
i think of jontron
Watch the mods delete it
You predicted
Yea i literally live in germany lol
Lol
oh
guten tag
i think i still have some german notes LMAO
nice
i think its numbers
nein
Hola
Sehr erfreut, wie geht es ihnen?
Who wants to play murder mystery with me? I am currently level 85
Nein
Fรผhlen sie sich gegebรผber frauen hingezogen?
Oui oui ah baguette?
Que paso
si
Bitte Groร- und Kleinschreibung beachten. 
^
You have no idea what I'm talking about but you agree with me because of the nerd emote, right? 
Tut mir leid Mr. Deutschlehrer
Lol
Yes
Nailed it

Okay
awe
Had enough fuel to get more fuel
gifs get automatically deleted
๐
Huh
U have 5/5 words correct, congrats
Wait really?
Good job
Yes
Yay
How is that the only german sentence you know
Um
My mom speaks German
So she made me learn it as a toddler to impress her German friends
Lol
And it kinda just stuck
lol
Lmao
Friends I'm home
Cool!
same
Same
Same
same
bro what is that pfp
Ikr
Ew
k
man why you have black dots for eyes
Skill issue
๐
What a tattle tail
๐คจ
L
Dw she'll only do it for 7 seconds
i doubt she even will
You right
yeah j lied
L bozo
Such a couple
Of goobers
Ask him girl
goofy goobers ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
no im loyal to my bae ๐ค
Who is your bae
Who
ok
Iโm angelo
From the kids show?
no
Nice

Sorry band, feel sorry for you m8
oh
Algebra 2
oh
Damn manโs young
bruh
Ikr
Old man
yโall just old
not even
yes
Whos that
Gripl
damn
im gripl
Gripl is my best friend
Slay
Period
slay
My bestie is a year younger then me
Idek how old gripl is
Fr
1 year and 1.5 months
Hello aburd
Oh
HUH
LMAO
Hi
child
Hi
Hello absurd
Sheeshh
hi wendigo
omg congrats!
Imagine adults
odd number
ong
imagine short
No
Imagine
its not?
who wants to come to my party its gonna be foot fungus themed
Imagine pizza
๐คค
not at appl
burger king?
yes
bet that mama
@wide spindle ๐
fr
also hi, welcome back
havent seen u in ages
Na wie gehts ihnen heute ๐
Not really on discord or hive
do u want the first slice of cake
Sehr sehr gut und der jungen Dame?
I will come to you baba gril
Yeee
Sehr gut, freut mich sie wiederzusehen โบ๏ธ
Wie lรคuft es denn mit dem guten Jack?
How have you been absurd?
ive been great!
Nice
tysm for asking :D
guys im changing my theme to soulja boy
Youve been gay
no
I will still come
u have been tho
u have to dress like him.
What ๐ญ
im listenifn tonkiss me thru the phone
I will see that.
I wanted to say that this chat is dead for 1 minute
Couldnt you have said that 10 seconds later absurd? ๐
LOL
Hes scared now
Oop
mb
i gave u the minute, did it work?
LMAO i was kididng
oh
yea
um me and bad bunny r leaving
Band has competition
wait what for
