🕵・murder-mystery

[old wolf]

no rememememember

[dapper venture]

ye srmenberrser

[quasi oxide]

but nontheless sil im p sure that they probably werent a friend of yours i think they mightve stood next to you or smth which idk if he did

[jade marten]

rmememememeemmebeerrrrrrrpotatoyesomgja

[dapper venture]

yes reber

[old wolf]

n ore,emr,eb

[pallid summit]

germany

[dapper venture]

si remebero

[jade marten]

W

[fringe swan]

are you a thruther or a liar

[pallid summit]

darer

[cerulean blade]

no i think they were, i just dont remember, bc i remember saying hi and hru to them

[pallid summit]

guys i went through 4 years of spanish and german is being spoken in this chat

[jade marten]

last time is checked he was Bqsis

[dapper venture]

I agree

[jade marten]

ja

[quasi oxide]

in that case ig i could see how i mistook it then

[cerulean blade]

yeah

[pallid summit]

god damn it

didnt u say that like 3 minutes ago

change of topic!

[cerulean blade]

i wish i could remember who it was, but trying to is making my headache worse

[fringe swan]

hes lying thats not bqsis

[quasi oxide]

nono dw its unnecessary remember thats all in the past

[pallid summit]

if its a good person, then its me, if its a bad person, then its AnAbsurdName

[dapper venture]

exactly

[cerulean blade]

no it was neither of u, bc ur not on my friends list lol

[dapper venture]

they jk

[pallid summit]

very easy fix

[quasi oxide]

(if anything i just want us to leave what happened back then staying back then)

[pallid summit]

AHHHHH

this is murder mystery chat, not AnAbsurdName being a goofball and nobody remembering

@manic oriole please come and clear ur past mistakes

[cerulean blade]

[fringe swan]

for the ppl who have prestiged? what lvl are you guys now?

[cerulean blade]

yeah

[dapper venture]

pres 7 lvl 180

[pallid summit]

appraoching prestige 6 lvl 100

[pallid summit]

thats not adding up

[dapper venture]

gonna grind to 200 tonight

it is do ur math again

[fringe swan]

damn you guys are way to good at this game

[pallid summit]

it is so ur grammar again

[dapper venture]

I know

hey :(

[pallid summit]

i am a singular person

[dapper venture]

grass biter

[pallid summit]

not "you guys"

[dapper venture]

she was actually talking to me

[pallid summit]

omg grass biter!

an absurd anme told me all about u

[signal cobalt]

Um the clip was recent also i have nothing against anyone, I just post what i see cuz its funny, nothing personal at all!

[dapper venture]

what did grass biter post

[pallid summit]

above u

oh

[signal cobalt]

Yes lmoa

[dapper venture]

imagine

[pallid summit]

they fixed the thing where u put (caps)

:((

[dapper venture]

did they

[pallid summit]

yes

[dapper venture]

UR SO BAD AT THE GAME (caps)

[pallid summit]

bruh

[dapper venture]

oh

[signal cobalt]

Lol hi

[cerulean blade]

lmao

[dapper venture]

awkward

[pallid summit]

uh

that wasnt part of the script

[manic oriole]

oh

[fringe swan]

imagine playing mm at this hour lol

[dapper venture]

fr loser

[signal cobalt]

Like a few days ago kinda recent so yeah

[pallid summit]

what is this hour for u

[pallid summit]

🙏

[jade marten]

couldn't be me

[fringe swan]

couldnt be me either

[signal cobalt]

Me either fr

[old wolf]

what

[dapper venture]

it could be me

[old wolf]

not me

[fringe swan]

it is the 10 24

[pallid summit]

@manic oriole

have u at least gotten 45 in dr yet

[pallid summit]

24 is not an hour

ur also living somewhat sideways

as it is 7 pm in the right side up of the world

[dapper venture]

it’s 3pm

[fringe swan]

uhh yes world

[jade marten]

i think it's best i don't mention the time for me rn lol

[fringe swan]

isnt like very late for you?

[eternal gate]

10:27am in here, and i didn't sleep at all

[jade marten]

uh yeah

[dapper venture]

[fringe swan]

smh

[lament stag]

hi

[ember temple]

[jade marten]

@stray pewter imagine teaming smh

[lament stag]

😱😱😱

[ember temple]

teaming 🦧

if you team in mm out of all games that’s sad

[dapper venture]

team in block drop

[placid zinc]

LOL

[ember temple]

fr 🦧🦧

[dapper venture]

block drop is what u should be teaming on 🥱

[fringe swan]

yes just jump

[ember temple]

[lament stag]

i’m bored

[dapper venture]

me too

[jade marten]

hello bored. my name is jack

[lament stag]

oh, i knew that

[fringe swan]

easy just dont be bored

[lament stag]

so true

[dapper venture]

fr I am no longer bored

[lament stag]

me neither 💯

[dapper venture]

cant believe it was that ez

[lament stag]

fr

[ember temple]

yo @amber gate

[old wolf]

good job

[lament stag]

ty

[old wolf]

not you

[lament stag]

oh 😔

[dapper venture]

good job jeongin

[lament stag]

ty broooke, it means a lot to me 😔

you the best fr 💯

[dapper venture]

i got u <3

[lament stag]

i got you too 😁

[old wolf]

im jk

[lament stag]

wow

[old wolf]

good job stjeo

[jade marten]

hello jk, my name is jack

[lament stag]

who’s stjeo

[old wolf]

hello jack

[lament stag]

OH

[old wolf]

you are

[dapper venture]

lol

[lament stag]

i’m a little slow

[old wolf]

i can tell

[lament stag]

WOW

blocked

[dapper venture]

nan him

[old wolf]

💀

[dapper venture]

ban

[old wolf]

don't nan me

[lament stag]

LNAO

[dapper venture]

yep nan him rn

I’m gonna dm a helper 😒

[lament stag]

i’m gonna @ the mods 💯

[old wolf]

L

[lament stag]

ok

[dapper venture]

ban said jeongin is slow

[old wolf]

yooooo it's raining

[lament stag]

what

[dapper venture]

bansolo

[lament stag]

OH

[old wolf]

the last ice golem is here

[lament stag]

i guess he didn’t mean this then 😔

ban ur words hurt me 😔

[jade marten]

surprise

[lament stag]

he said ur lying @dapper venture 🤔

[dapper venture]

maybe I am..

[lament stag]

WOW

[dapper venture]

😕💔

[lament stag]

it be ur own people 😔

[dapper venture]

I actually

would like to apologise for my actions and words

that was me in the past

[lament stag]

apology not accepted

[dapper venture]

I am now a grown person

I have learnt from my mistakes

[lament stag]

idc

[old wolf]

yesss

[dapper venture]

I hope u can forgive me and we can move forward and ban bandsolo

[old wolf]

i got the frost armor set

[lament stag]

no

[dapper venture]

because he is a liar

[lament stag]

what? 😱

[dapper venture]

yes

[old wolf]

🤯

[dapper venture]

truth be told 💯

bandsolo is a liar

confirmed

[old wolf]

what did he lie about

[ember temple]

lmao

i play on controller so it’s harder to kill the murderer

but i can still do it

[dapper venture]

controller is bad

[lament stag]

wowwww

[jade marten]

i've tried controller and it's impossible for me

[lament stag]

kbm is hard

[jade marten]

you get used to it

[dapper venture]

controller so bad

[lament stag]

no

[dapper venture]

everyone on controller sucks

[lament stag]

wow

[dapper venture]

(I play on ps4)

[jade marten]

i've always been kbm anyway cause i started mc on java

[old wolf]

kbm?

oh

I used to be godsend at battle mode ps4

then legacy ended

[ember temple]

cap fr

[ember temple]

oh rip

i’ve played on pc before too

[dapper venture]

no cap

[ember temple]

won as murderer once

cuz i barely play on pc

[jade marten]

🧢

[ember temple]

[old wolf]

skill issue

[heavy pond]

100% wrong but alr

[dapper venture]

i literally play on controller plz

😿 I’m not serious

[heavy pond]

obviously

[dapper venture]

LOL

[ember temple]

@heavy pond how many times have i played against you 🧍‍♂️

ur always in one of my games occasionally

[heavy pond]

Who even are you…

[ember temple]

i was in your lobby a little while ago. and i just started talking here so yea i’m not surprised

i just scroll through the monthly leaderboards and see who i play against

cuz i’m on it

[manic oriole]

@quasi oxide interesting skin

[heavy pond]

Well I played over 48,000 games so I don’t remember

I don’t pay attention to names. I just play the game

[ember temple]

mhm

only played 3500 ish games and i play on controller

[placid zinc]

...

[heavy pond]

I play controller as well

[quasi oxide]

I hate armor so damn much

[dapper venture]

same

ban it

[quasi oxide]

if anyone with a brain and aim gets armor you're basically done

I imagine in the hives office they said how else can we make murd harder

then someone came up w the genius idea of adding armor

but with a 3 second invincibility timer after hit which is already way too unfair but ofc let's make it so murd doesn't get protected from it -_-

just straight up delete armor it ruins the game😭

[thick oak]

i used armor once and i still died

[quasi oxide]

that's bc you don't have aim

[thick oak]

no i just didnt kniw what was goinng on tbh

[old wolf]

lol

[thick oak]

thoekn

[old wolf]

gripl

[thick oak]

herlo

[old wolf]

hi

[manic oriole]

armour without the 3 second invul is fair imo bc it only counters throwables, also they removed armor for murd bc if u shot a murd with armor it counted as an elim even tho they didnt die so I've gotten 2 elims in one game

[quasi oxide]

I'd rather the 2 elims in one game w

[manic oriole]

fr ngl

but it was team-farmable murder elims

so i can understand why they removed it

[hoary belfry]

someone can come up with 4 characters paired nicknames with numbers

[old wolf]

What

[dapper venture]

What

[manic oriole]

what

[grand ember]

What

[raw aurora]

what

[heavy pond]

What

[topaz berry]

Hi

[lament stag]

what

[topaz berry]

What

What

[lament stag]

what

[manic oriole]

what

[raw aurora]

what

[lament stag]

what

[topaz berry]

What

[thick oak]

what

[serene marsh]

what

[narrow flax]

what

[humble berry]

what

[austere bramble]

Hello 🤗

[austere bramble]

Oh finally someone 😄 hru

._.

[serene marsh]

Damn, getting left again?

[worn tide]

Awesome

[austere bramble]

Nothing new ☺️

[serene marsh]

How are you?

[austere bramble]

I'm good thank you wbu

[serene marsh]

It'd be funny if I just left too.

I'm good.

[austere bramble]

._.

[austere bramble]

Glad to hear that

😄

[ember temple]

didn’t it protect the murderer at one point

[granite musk]

Nice

[granite musk]

@civic ledge are you quitting hive or what?

[dusty plover]

Only a fraction of how it used to be

Back around 2019 or 2020

[quasi oxide]

like the first day of the update yea

[austere bramble]

😄

Glad to hear that

I'm good too thank you

Yes c:

[ember temple]

i figured

[dapper venture]

trash

[quasi oxide]

does anyone by chance out of curiosity know what an average player would get for elims after 6 hours of gameplay

I hate math and don't wanna bother myself :')

[dapper venture]

probably 1/6

[humble berry]

idk how but ive managed to dodge every murderer since this morning

[civic ledge]

Azzie i told youu

[humble berry]

hey starrdoom

[civic ledge]

Hello

[humble berry]

how're you?

[civic ledge]

Not bad, not been up long lmao

Woke up at 1:40 pm 💀

[humble berry]

woke up at 9am 🥲

[civic ledge]

No college fridays so i get to lie in lmaoo

[jaunty axle]

waot is this an alt

[humble berry]

me?

[civic ledge]

You know my alt dontya dunc?

[humble berry]

im starting uni soon so i can kinda feel ya

[jaunty axle]

Yeah because I thought you had a pfp and + and stuff

[humble berry]

im not + but this is my account

[jaunty axle]

oki

[humble berry]

im designing a new pfp

[jaunty axle]

ohhhh

nice c:

[humble berry]

plus ill be getting + soon

ikr

[civic ledge]

Oof

Whatya studyin?

[humble berry]

don't get me wrong, ive been fussing over university for so long

business management and economics

[civic ledge]

Nicee

[humble berry]

my favorite school subject :'))))

[civic ledge]

Im doin catering

[humble berry]

what is a college? ive heard of it but idk most about it

that's so interesting

[civic ledge]

Its basically just the gobetween between gcse and uni

Same as alevels

But my a levels were a waste of time so im kinda just redoing it

[humble berry]

i should mention im greek, we don't have colleges here i believe

[civic ledge]

Ah

[humble berry]

but yeah i know most about america cuz i used to be a wannabe american at some point

im stupid, i forgot colleges are not only american

[civic ledge]

Merican colleges are diff to uk colleges

Merican colleges are our unis iirc

[quasi oxide]

I said I don't wanna hurt my brain doing it myself 😭

[humble berry]

oooh

[quasi oxide]

of what

[humble berry]

omg what i was thinking was a boarding school LMAO

[civic ledge]

I literally told you its above the theoretical mathematical average didnt i?

[dapper venture]

idk i cant do math

[civic ledge]

Or am i dumb

Cus i swore i did

Mathematically averaging you should elims 1 every 16 wins

[humble berry]

wait wdym asu

[quasi oxide]

and I said I don't wanna hurt my head doing math

I suck at it though I'm told I'm good

[humble berry]

how many games would 6 hours worth of playing be?

[civic ledge]

Just do wins/elims sillyy

Use a calculatorr

[humble berry]

we have calculator at home

[civic ledge]

The calculator at home:
Me

[jade marten]

i just use phone

[humble berry]

the calculator: Starrdoom

[civic ledge]

💀

[humble berry]

LMAO

[civic ledge]

We thought the same thing xD

[humble berry]

tbh i felt like crap a while ago but this convo restored my sanity

[quasi oxide]

that's the thing. I don't know what to divide or what

[jade marten]

what is sanity

[civic ledge]

Wins/elimsss

[humble berry]

how insane you are

well i wasn't going insane, more like depressed

[jade marten]

i would say i'm alr at maths but nowhere near human calc level

[jade marten]

mood

[quasi oxide]

ALR so i got 4

[humble berry]

wait so 6 hours

[jade marten]

360 mins

[humble berry]

let's say each hour you play like 15 games?

[quasi oxide]

ye

idk

maths

[humble berry]

me neither idk what the heck im saying 💀

oooh i got it

so you have the 6 hours right

[civic ledge]

From ur wins/elims?

[jade marten]

literally me when i do anything

[humble berry]

then you multiply the sum of the mitochondria of the cell

[jade marten]

eh

[quasi oxide]

but the thing I'm wondering is how much someone else would get not me I just wanna know if I'm going above average on elims each month

😭

[humble berry]

and you get the sum and divide it by how many apples ur 3rd grade teacher told you ben ate

[civic ledge]

Well i used to average 3.142

But now its much lower

[humble berry]

and you have ur answer 😄

[jade marten]

lol

[civic ledge]

Just compare it to ur all time azzie

[quasi oxide]

UGH alr

pain

[jade marten]

and suffering

[humble berry]

it's such a pain being stupid 🥺

[civic ledge]

Its not pain its just ur wins/elims 😭

[humble berry]

wait so do you divide or multiply?

[jade marten]

[humble berry]

and boring moomoo 😔

[granite musk]

Murder Mystery good

[jade marten]

/ is divide

[humble berry]

we don't use this in greece, we use this :

[earnest flicker]

:D

[quasi oxide]

OTAY, SO

[humble berry]

for multiplying we use • or x

[quasi oxide]

this month is 3.1

[jade marten]

otay

[quasi oxide]

and all time is 3

[civic ledge]

You got pres 2 now??

Niceee

[granite musk]

Woah ur already prestige 2 gj!

[civic ledge]

3 dp azzie, 3 dp

[jade marten]

me on 61

[quasi oxide]

what the hell does dp mean

[civic ledge]

Its more accurate

[humble berry]

im gonna pretend like i know you GOOD JOB!!!

[civic ledge]

Decimal places

[earnest flicker]

haha ye

[humble berry]

sorry i don't know u 🥺

[civic ledge]

So 3.xyz

[jade marten]

dead pirate

[quasi oxide]

yes

[granite musk]

Too good

[jade marten]

could also be daddy pigeon

[granite musk]

I am on prestige 1 level 37

[quasi oxide]

3.111 monthly
3.026 all time

[humble berry]

im lvl32 only 😦

[civic ledge]

I hate my wins/elims being anything higher than 3.4

[heavy pond]

Congrats

[quasi oxide]

skill issue nemo

[civic ledge]

And look how bad im doing this month

[granite musk]

Good too

[civic ledge]

And every momth since march

[jade marten]

[humble berry]

i know 😭

[humble berry]

me when i eat

[granite musk]

I go play some mm cya!

[humble berry]

momth

[quasi oxide]

mom

[humble berry]

mommy? sorry mommy?

[quasi oxide]

🤨

[earnest flicker]

gl

[jade marten]

[civic ledge]

?

[humble berry]

aye YO 😳

[quasi oxide]

he said momth

[narrow flax]

bro what 💀

[jade marten]

sus

[humble berry]

shut up Chris 💀💀💀

LMAOO

[jade marten]

oh

[civic ledge]

Oh

[quasi oxide]

what's so funny🤨 🤨

[civic ledge]

💀

[humble berry]

someone sent me the funniest halloween message and ive been laughing the past minute non stop

[quasi oxide]

man I'm dead

[humble berry]

i wish i could send it but it's so bad 😭

[quasi oxide]

💀

[civic ledge]

Hello dead, my name is Starr

[quasi oxide]

actually

I can't say it

bc the staff are soft

even when it's obv a joke

so I hate you

[civic ledge]

Tell me in dms

[humble berry]

it's one of those "BOO!!👻👺👻 Sorry did I scare you?🙃?🙃 it’s ----tober?! 👀" messages

[narrow flax]

.?

[dapper venture]

oh

[quasi oxide]

bluelobstertober

[dapper venture]

that is so funny

[humble berry]

i was warned 😢

jk

[quasi oxide]

I was

but im not jk

[civic ledge]

L moment

jk

[humble berry]

😦

im cri

[civic ledge]

No to azzie

[humble berry]

a oke

u gud person

[civic ledge]

[humble berry]

😁😁😁😁😁😁

lol idk what's gotten into me

not vitamin d for sure

[civic ledge]

Hive players are only just starting to discover what vitamin d is

[old wolf]

hi friends

today I will fight the destroyer and fix the corruption

[humble berry]

don't think so

athlero probably doesn't know what it is

[civic ledge]

In general ofc

Athlero is by far the current biggest nolifer almost all of them either stoped or dont do it as much anymore

[manic oriole]

*sun

apples is vitamin c iirc

[dapper venture]

what is vitamin d

[manic oriole]

lol true

its the vitamin u get from sunlight

[dapper venture]

damn

i lack that

[manic oriole]

L

just go outside

or sit near a window

lacking in vitamin D is a skill issue fr

[old wolf]

L

[deep light]

@serene marsh

[ember temple]

damnn

[manic oriole]

very nice

[earnest flicker]

yep

[quasi oxide]

:(

[manic oriole]

skill issue fr

[quasi oxide]

he's probably a ghost he's so pale

[manic oriole]

fs translucent

[quasi oxide]

did you get muted ingame

bc roz was telling me you were trying to tell me smth

[manic oriole]

oh

no i was the one who was /q ing

and so i cant talk otherwise my switch will refuse to let me copy/paste

by using up on the dpad

[humble berry]

why's fur elise so hard to learn 😫😔

[civic ledge]

:)

[quasi oxide]

no happy I'm mad at you

[manic oriole]

L

[civic ledge]

Skill issue hun

[manic oriole]

FR

[quasi oxide]

says you miss 35 elims 🙄

[bronze cobalt]

.

[civic ledge]

.

[quasi oxide]

who's got the skill issue now

[bronze cobalt]

I have pain in my chest after trying to lift something I shouldn't have.

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

I got more in one night than your entire monthly 💀 😚

[civic ledge]

...

ok

[quasi oxide]

but dw you know there's some things you're better than me at or have an advantage of

[next dust]

Letsssss Goooooo
First Time win being Murder

[manic oriole]

whats the clip

like, whats the "Letssss Goooooo" for?

for winning as murderer on office?

[next dust]

First time win being murder

[manic oriole]

oh

congrats!

[simple tartan]

In my 5 years of playing mobile I don’t think I got a single murder win

[serene marsh]

now to pick up the sheriff's hat you need to touch the hat..

[austere bramble]

Oh

[quasi oxide]

you've always had to run up and touch it 💀

[austere bramble]

I was about to write about this

[civic ledge]

Wait what

Really?-

[vale dune]

What‘s your fav map?

[near vortex]

Manor is the only right choice

Tho imo I want them to start making larger maps where you can fall off the edge

Like hypixel mm but not hypixel mm

[manic oriole]

wait really?

💀

I win like half my murder games, and only ever lose to like people who r cracked at aiming or corner campers

[next dust]

Museum

[manic oriole]

bro 💀

that map is terrible for mobile

like unironically

[next dust]

I don't like office because small map

[manic oriole]

fr

office SUCKS

unironically the worst map

toyhouse is such a good map tho, same with warehouse

and manor is goated as well

[near vortex]

Office would be good if they made a 2nd floor imo

[civic ledge]

Warehouse

[manic oriole]

no

[near vortex]

Yes

[manic oriole]

still rewards corner camping far too much

[near vortex]

Ye ig but I still think a 2nd floor would be a major improvement

[manic oriole]

fr

it would be better with a second floor

but it still wouldnt be good imo

[near vortex]

It would go from sucks to alright

[civic ledge]

Im not allowed to agree but yes

[manic oriole]

its just a worse toyhouse at that point

[manic oriole]

why not?

[civic ledge]

Because i just get pinpointed for "bullying" now

[manic oriole]

oh

wow ur such a bully

[civic ledge]

Ikr

[manic oriole]

voicing ur opinion smh

and being correct most of the time

how could u starr thats terrible

[civic ledge]

Its a curse

Trust.

No one believes you until its too late smh 😔

Or well,, almost no one

[manic oriole]

hi

[civic ledge]

^

[serene marsh]

It would be so cool to swim up the water fall to get to a second layer

[manic oriole]

FR

or the elevator actually worked

or teleporters in the bathroom

[serene marsh]

That would be sick

But yeah i agree just a worse toy house

[manic oriole]

yea

or the vent had a ladder to the second floor

[serene marsh]

Thats a good idea too

Office++ when?

[manic oriole]

they tried that with pigment i think

[serene marsh]

Nah pigment is too interesting for that

[manic oriole]

eh

pigments fine

its office but with more options

[serene marsh]

my point

[manic oriole]

yea

[serene marsh]

(Office is bad)

[manic oriole]

true

helix you are correct as always

this is why we stan u

[serene marsh]

I say what we all think

[manic oriole]

fr

[civic ledge]

Nah

Imagine the murderer having to swim up 1 block wide

Just stay up there with a bow and bam almost a guaranteed hit

And if youre below, again a much easier target

[serene marsh]

There would be other ways up

High risk high reward

[civic ledge]

Such as?

Whered ya put it

[serene marsh]

Absurd mentioned several

[civic ledge]

Oh didnt see them

Hmm

Teleporters seem aight

[civic ledge]

Office is still this even with a second floor

[serene marsh]

It would be better though

[jaunty axle]

factual and accurate

[civic ledge]

Very

[manic oriole]

Teleporters in the bathroom, ladder in vents, elevator actually works

[serene marsh]

I’m back = )

[manic oriole]

Hi

[civic ledge]

Hello back = ), my name is Starr

[granite musk]

Yaay top 100!

[manic oriole]

very cool!

[serene marsh]

Bruh lol

Here we go again

I was busy

I would be like pres lvl 56 if that never happened

[civic ledge]

The dad joke?

My dad joke blew you away that far away you werent able to play hive?

[jade marten]

💀

[civic ledge]

[wide spindle]

Tbh my first thought was “what dad?”

[civic ledge]

💀

[old wolf]

let's gooo finally beat the destroyer

[granite musk]

Thanks!

[serene marsh]

No I got in trouble

[civic ledge]

Teamturner5, @minitrip5930 and @serene marsh are teaming in eu

Watch out yall

Disappointed in turner used to respect them smh..

[manic oriole]

rip

[hushed zephyr]

get me banned if u want idrc

hiev is dead anyway

[manic oriole]

she didnt say u tho

unless ur turner or minitrip or guacamolly

[hushed zephyr]

it’s cuz i have my alt linked not my main lol

[manic oriole]

oh

[civic ledge]

Are u turner

[manic oriole]

u can always leave u know

noones making u stay...

[civic ledge]

If yea, why my guy, why you teaming :(

If not lol go away

[glass berry]

Not that deep

[civic ledge]

Who?

I like to let ppl know whos out teaming when im on so we can all get free qp

[manic oriole]

🙏

[glass berry]

Like hive cares LOL

[ember temple]

lmao i killed the #2 monthly

[manic oriole]

...

[ember temple]

he was chasing me then i shot him with the bow

was playing with friends that game too

[manic oriole]

oh

OH u elimed them very nice!

i thought u meant stabbed

[hushed zephyr]

idk

[manic oriole]

teaming is an unironic skill issue

just be better lol

[glass berry]

Skill issue im MM? Thats a thing?

[manic oriole]

yes unfortunately most mm players have skill issues

especially the ones who team

[civic ledge]

Love how theyre getting so pressed bc i reported and exposed them 💀

[manic oriole]

whend they get pressed

[glass berry]

What a crazy expose

[manic oriole]

u seem short

idk why

[old wolf]

Hi friends

[glass berry]

5'7

[manic oriole]

also, people with anime pfps have no rights

[civic ledge]

Youre the one making a huge deal over it not me 💀

[manic oriole]

LOL

[glass berry]

Im a girl though its average i think

[manic oriole]

no its still short

anything <6' is short

being short is a skill issue fr

[glass berry]

Didnt you literally Post it in a dc though

[glass berry]

[manic oriole]

people with anime pfps have NO RIGHTS and NO MAIDENS

[hushed zephyr]

don’t bother arguing it’s pointless

[glass berry]

Genshin isnt anime smh

[civic ledge]

Ye to let people know youre teaming rn and to watch out. You didnt have to reply

[hushed zephyr]

i teamed i admit but couldn’t care less

[manic oriole]

mb genshin's worse 💀

[glass berry]

Actually not that bad

The Fan base is tho

[manic oriole]

noone cares anymore

[manic oriole]

wrong

its terrible

[glass berry]

Nah has a good story tbh

[manic oriole]

genshin players << furries << cancer

[glass berry]

CANCER

[manic oriole]

yea

[glass berry]

Gah damn

[manic oriole]

playing genshin is a skill issue

just be better and play a different game

[glass berry]

What game

[manic oriole]

also u seem like a mm teamer

[manic oriole]

chess

[glass berry]

I dont play mm

[manic oriole]

oh

why are u in this chat then...

[glass berry]

Why not

[manic oriole]

fair enough

[glass berry]

🤔

[manic oriole]

ok im back to caring

riddle me this mr tappy

if u dont care about teaming why do u team?

[civic ledge]

Why reply to me ratting turner, mini and guaca out then

[glass berry]

Have a nice day too babes

[civic ledge]

💀

[manic oriole]

smooth dodge

[civic ledge]

"babes"

🤮

[glass berry]

So dramatic lmao

[manic oriole]

ikr, sounds like an evolruo clone

[hushed zephyr]

??

[manic oriole]

what

[glass berry]

Crying over mm teamers go outside fr

[manic oriole]

people with genshin pfps have NO RIGHTS

[glass berry]

Oh no

[manic oriole]

ur gene pool doesnt have a deep end fr

[hushed zephyr]

it’s not like this guy cares enough to reply

lmao

[manic oriole]

wait who

[civic ledge]

Who

[hushed zephyr]

you

[manic oriole]

also u didnt answer the question

[civic ledge]

Who you

[manic oriole]

yea who

[civic ledge]

Me or absurd

[hushed zephyr]

this absurdname guy whatever

[manic oriole]

oh hi

no i do care

but if u dont care why do u team?

[hushed zephyr]

bc i don’t care?

[manic oriole]

u still havent answered

[hushed zephyr]

heh

[manic oriole]

do u care about grass?

if so why arent u scuba diving rn

[hushed zephyr]

bringing grass into this nkw are we

classic

[manic oriole]

makes just as much sense as ur reasoning there bud

[glass berry]

You guys obviously dont crying over mm teamers lmao

[manic oriole]

english 100

[civic ledge]

Your friend did sooo

[hushed zephyr]

can ask u the same thing

[manic oriole]

exactly, my point is thats not a real reason

[glass berry]

People when english isnt their first language

[manic oriole]

"i dont care so I do it" isnt a reason lol

[dusty plover]

Having our daily teamer debate are we

[manic oriole]

skill issue fr

[hushed zephyr]

drama cuz i teamed with my gf and a friend in mm cuz we wanted to do a 1v1 at teh end

my god

[civic ledge]

Go to cs not pub games 💀

[manic oriole]

me when CSs exist 💀

[hushed zephyr]

ran out of cs’s

Lol

[manic oriole]

u have an alt right 💀

[civic ledge]

"1v1" you literally ignored eachother walking past in that 1v1 💀

I saw you walk through eachother

[manic oriole]

unironically a skill issue fr

[hushed zephyr]

she wasn’t aware that we were 1v1ing yet she gets a certain amount of coins and then we 1v1?

[manic oriole]

if they were any good u wouldnt need to team with them to 1v1 at the end

[civic ledge]

💀

[hushed zephyr]

how can 1 be good at mm

[glass berry]

Bro its mm

[hushed zephyr]

lol.

[manic oriole]

if u need to ask that then thats a skill issue fr

[manic oriole]

I paid 7$ for this game and spent over 100 hours playing mm i have a right to be annoyed

[glass berry]

God damn

[manic oriole]

also why are u still here

[civic ledge]

Only 100?

[manic oriole]

idk 😅

[glass berry]

Now I see why yall act like that

Virgos

[manic oriole]

yea

[manic oriole]

LOL omg u caught me

who woulda imagined that the guy in the mc dc server would have no maidens

[civic ledge]

No we just like exposing teamers

[manic oriole]

the intellect is astounding fr

absolute genius

[manic oriole]

prove to me ur not dating ur alt

actually nvm idrc

[hushed zephyr]

TeamTurner5 exposed for teaming in mm!!

watch out people

[manic oriole]

ay good job

ty for the warning :D

[hushed zephyr]

yw!

[dusty plover]

There’s like 2 full pages of that user being called out for teaming lmao but thanks

[glass berry]

Bro 💀

[manic oriole]

lets make it 3 😈

[manic oriole]

do u have proof? otherwise shut

[civic ledge]

Wait wat

[manic oriole]

maidenless fr

[hushed zephyr]

…

[civic ledge]

Thas not just for teaming

[glass berry]

Not a alt dater

[manic oriole]

fake fr

[hushed zephyr]

proof it’s fake?

[manic oriole]

faking pics is a skill issue fr

[glass berry]

Chaught me

[manic oriole]

u have no rights here anymore

[civic ledge]

Omg Show me the facebook page you got this from omg

[jade marten]

what is happening

[manic oriole]

fr

[glass berry]

Gah damn

Cant even date these days

[hushed zephyr]

sorry is none allowed to date Teamturner5?

[manic oriole]

no u can date just do it somewhere else

[manic oriole]

THATS U

ur his alt smh

thats so ewww when u said it so unironically

[glass berry]

Mm mains when ppl date

[hushed zephyr]

my mains teamtqrner wdym

[manic oriole]

alt daters when people question

[glass berry]

Im alt dater yes

I love myself that much

[manic oriole]

ty for confirming

[glass berry]

Yw

[manic oriole]

me too honestly

im so hot ngl

im also the best eboy fr right @dapper venture

[civic ledge]

Im the best ehuman right @quasi oxide

[manic oriole]

fr

[dreamy wadi]

when is the halloween minigame gonna come out

[bronze cobalt]

My package arrived with sealed air, finaly I can breathe

[manic oriole]

soon i hope, rainbow thinks oct 15th and im inclined to trust her

[manic oriole]

bro ur hand size 💀

[jade marten]

WHY DO I MISS THE GOOD STUF HOLY HELL IN A BASKET (caps)

[dreamy wadi]

lol

[manic oriole]

no idea

[hushed zephyr]

i’m just gonna sit here and wait for the ban to pop up

!

[manic oriole]

ur gunna be waiting for a long time unfortunately

[hushed zephyr]

that’s a shame

[glass berry]

Aggressive

[manic oriole]

and when it happens its gunna be a 30 minute timeout

bc hive hates healthy communities for whatever reason

[dreamy wadi]

who getting banned

tea

[manic oriole]

teamtqrner

[acoustic fog]

hi

[glass berry]

aloha

[dreamy wadi]

assuming for teaming by the name

[manic oriole]

these people

hopefully

[civic ledge]

Wat

[manic oriole]

who are u

never met u before in my life fr

[dreamy wadi]

l

[acoustic fog]

Same never met u

[manic oriole]

oh thats a shame

im a cool person

dont check

[acoustic fog]

I dont think its a shame i think its a blessing

[manic oriole]

aww thats so sweet

but also kinda creepy ngl

[jade marten]

💀

[acoustic fog]

I think u should read it again

[manic oriole]

tho im sure u didnt mean it like that

[acoustic fog]

;))

[bronze cobalt]

Yes.

[manic oriole]

just did, it seems like ur so happy to meet me that ur glad u could experience the joy now and not earlier

[glass berry]

@hushed zephyr I'm crying

[manic oriole]

which is very nice ty

[glass berry]

She really did a edit

[acoustic fog]

That’s exactly how i feel

[manic oriole]

ew i feel unsafe

[jade marten]

hello crying, my name is jack 😎

[manic oriole]

mods hes being racism

[glass berry]

Hi jack hows u

[jade marten]

good, you?

[glass berry]

same ty!

[acoustic fog]

@glass berry

[bronze cobalt]

I need air.

[manic oriole]

breathe then

[glass berry]

Yes

[bronze cobalt]

Not enough

[jade marten]

wrong reply jesus

[acoustic fog]

Ur a goddess

[tepid onyx]

who

[bronze cobalt]

This is all I have.

[jade marten]

good!

[manic oriole]

succumb to darwinism ig

[manic oriole]

🤢

shes like 12

[jade marten]

cringe

[bronze cobalt]

Cares

[manic oriole]

me :D

[glass berry]

17 😦

[bronze cobalt]

Oh hell no exfill time

[manic oriole]

ur a stone cold lier fr

[acoustic fog]

Dont be jealous

[manic oriole]

first u lie about a relationship now ur age

[jade marten]

i thought she was Mxacho

[glass berry]

Man youre 18 having 100 hours in murder mystery lol

[acoustic fog]

?

[dreamy wadi]

bro why u think everyone is 12 u thought i was 12 too LOL

[tepid onyx]

[manic oriole]

right mb

[acoustic fog]

Bcz he probably is 12

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[tepid onyx]

you have been influenced

[dreamy wadi]

they not tho

[civic ledge]

Absurd is being absurd

[glass berry]

No im crying

[jade marten]

ong

[manic oriole]

ur giving it away

[civic ledge]

What

[manic oriole]

seems so natural for u

[glass berry]

@serene marsh :((

[manic oriole]

ngl

[manic oriole]

is that the alt?

skill issue fr

[glass berry]

Yes totally

[jade marten]

on god, some genz term or whatever idk

[serene marsh]

I'm a alt

[jade marten]

shoulda just said fr

[manic oriole]

ok ty for letting me know

[serene marsh]

Let's go lads

[dreamy wadi]

tea 🍵

[glass berry]

Hi alt

[manic oriole]

gotchu

[serene marsh]

Hi

[raw aurora]

me too :D

[serene marsh]

Why you talking to mm nons

[glass berry]

So good speaking to myself tbh

[acoustic fog]

What?

[manic oriole]

idk, its fun

[manic oriole]

what?

[jade marten]

and you are??

[raw aurora]

same, its unironically fun

[manic oriole]

ur short

[raw aurora]

u 2

[acoustic fog]

@glass berry boyfriend

[manic oriole]

L

[manic oriole]

lies

[serene marsh]

Im known and play a game that actually takes skill

[acoustic fog]

U good?

[jade marten]

ok lol

[manic oriole]

no lxxuu's the alt shes dating

[jade marten]

cool

[acoustic fog]

Why do u think shes lying ?

[manic oriole]

because its funnier than if she isnt

if she isnt then thats just sad

bragging about edating in a mc discord 💀

[acoustic fog]

I think u cant find someone thats why u need to make a fuss about it

[jade marten]

💀

[manic oriole]

ah u caught me -_-

[acoustic fog]

Who did

[bronze cobalt]

No air.

[manic oriole]

im so maidenless fr

[glass berry]

How am i edating

Literally sent pictures of us standing next to each other

[jade marten]

skill issue

[glass berry]

Make it make sense fr

[manic oriole]

faked

[glass berry]

Vr chat just got insane tbh

[manic oriole]

FR

[manic oriole]

u first, then I'll try after

uh oh cicada's typing

mans writing an essay

[acoustic fog]

Wait so u play mm ur alone without any friends and want some drama bcz ur whole life is boring thats why u play mm

[manic oriole]

TRUE

omg how did u know

[acoustic fog]

I mean i get it now u want some action

In your life

[acoustic fog]

Call me genius

[civic ledge]

All this is happening bc people got pressed over me calling them teamers 💀

[manic oriole]

jokes on u i dont have a life

[manic oriole]

*a genius

[tepid onyx]

lmao

[acoustic fog]

Lol

[tepid onyx]

edaters are npcs

[dapper venture]

ofc