🕵・murder-mystery

[lament stag]

BRUH

[manic oriole]

mods i had no part in this

i do not condone this

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah yall are getting muted fs

[lament stag]

yes u do

[manic oriole]

pls no ban 🙏

[serene marsh]

i’ve been muted two times this week already cmon💀

[thick oak]

yes you did dont lie

[jade marten]

i keep forgetting fs means for sure, and not the other thing

[manic oriole]

what part...

[lament stag]

absurd said he wants a 3 some mods

[thick oak]

LMAOA

[manic oriole]

oops

accident I promise

[lament stag]

accident 😏

[bronze cobalt]

@silver vigil

[serene marsh]

oh no

[lament stag]

YES???

[thick oak]

Snitch

[lament stag]

LMAOO

[jade marten]

WHAT IS THIS VLOODY CHAT (caps)

[manic oriole]

bro you've been posting so many gifs ur for sure getting something 💀

[thick oak]

vloody

[civic ledge]

Oh for f-

[lament stag]

LOL

[manic oriole]

how dracula says bloody

[serene marsh]

Lara please don’t mute me again it wasn’t me this time i swear

[thick oak]

😭

[jade marten]

yup

[lament stag]

CRYINF PLS (caps)

[civic ledge]

udge cake

[manic oriole]

firetruck

[jade marten]

yes please

[manic oriole]

bro stop with the gifs

noone likes u

[lament stag]

LOL

[thick oak]

says (caps) is just so humiliating please let us type in caps without saying caps

[lament stag]

yes pls

[manic oriole]

no deep end to ur gene pool

smh

[lament stag]

why is it even a thing anyways

so dumb 🙄

[thick oak]

i bet they'd go crazy in main chat with caps

[thick oak]

do u enjoy pizza

[manic oriole]

fr

[manic oriole]

love pizza

why

[lament stag]

pasta better

[thick oak]

i don't believe you

[manic oriole]

why not

[thick oak]

YES

[bronze cobalt]

Mute is on the way I think

[serene marsh]

i love the meat lovers pizza

[lament stag]

me too 😍

[manic oriole]

why would I possibly lie about this

[jade marten]

i love me pixza

[thick oak]

i just dont think ur a pizza enjoyer

[manic oriole]

ayo

[serene marsh]

no homo

[manic oriole]

oh

[lament stag]

🤨

[thick oak]

u meant it with homo

[bronze cobalt]

We eat the pizza not enjoy it.

[manic oriole]

u eat roadkill with a fork

[jade marten]

so you love a bit of meat

AYO

[lament stag]

MODS

[manic oriole]

same

[lament stag]

DAMN

[manic oriole]

too small

[serene marsh]

precisely

[thick oak]

LMAO

[manic oriole]

👀

[bronze cobalt]

.

[lament stag]

✂️

[bronze cobalt]

Shalon and chop it off

[thick oak]

im leaving becore my punishment becomes indefinite

[serene marsh]

mods i feel uncomfortable help me 😰😥

[manic oriole]

the name not the use

[lament stag]

LOL

[manic oriole]

bye 👋

[lament stag]

oh snap

[thick oak]

love u pookies

[serene marsh]

oh no

[silver vigil]

Please be appropriate in here

[bronze cobalt]

Theres an X button on Right top

[serene marsh]

bye guys nice talking to y’all

[thick oak]

we are bae bae join in on the fun!

[civic ledge]

Was is even happening

[lament stag]

ok sorry @silver vigil pls forgive us 👌

[bronze cobalt]

Hell

[lament stag]

don’t leave

[jade marten]

no one here deserves forgiveness

[lament stag]

i do

[serene marsh]

no i’m not leaving the mutes coming tho

[lament stag]

LOL

[jade marten]

skill issue

[manic oriole]

i do

[serene marsh]

i feel it

[lament stag]

no we’re fine right @silver vigil 😁

[jade marten]

that's a bit absurd

[thick oak]

LOL

[jade marten]

[serene marsh]

NOOO BRUH

[lament stag]

🤨

[jade marten]

lol

[quasi oxide]

no thanks I think I'll be asurakt

[thick oak]

LMAI

[lament stag]

😭😭😭

[manic oriole]

kek

[serene marsh]

can’t believe lara is trying to make people someone there not

[lament stag]

fr 😔

[quasi oxide]

fr

[serene marsh]

#cancelhive

[lament stag]

ban lvra

[bronze cobalt]

Who is this Lara person?

[lament stag]

bruh

[jade marten]

some helper

[thick oak]

is there like another server we can talk in without being monitored like 10 year olds

[manic oriole]

a gigachad

[manic oriole]

yes

[lament stag]

FR

[serene marsh]

the mod you literally @ earlier

[thick oak]

REALLY

[manic oriole]

why

[lament stag]

give

[manic oriole]

there are tons

[thick oak]

well lets get in one

[lament stag]

give

[manic oriole]

i can introduce u to a few

[lament stag]

give

[bronze cobalt]

I didn't look at the name I just looked at their status and it was green so I Pinged it.

[thick oak]

i just need one with all my pookies

[manic oriole]

k it has a weird name but

[lament stag]

ok

[manic oriole]

i sent

bandsolo u want?

[bronze cobalt]

Anthrax is a good food.

Time out?

[heavy pond]

What is going on in here

[civic ledge]

Too funny

[serene marsh]

sure

really got timed out💀

[serene marsh]

u

[quasi oxide]

ong I'm the funniest

[serene marsh]

hi the funniest, i’m bandsolo

[quasi oxide]

shut your up

[earnest flicker]

this kid again karmaghg lmao

btw hes texting me on xbox lmao xd

sad

[bronze cobalt]

Send the video to me

I'll upscale it to 4K then 8K

Then send it to support

Cought in 8K

[earnest flicker]

nice ;)

[austere bramble]

Nothing new that karma teaming but yes

[earnest flicker]

but put ur brain on and download it xD

yep his coins are mine i need them more xd

[bronze cobalt]

It's failing to download it.

Thats why I asked

[earnest flicker]

ye sure lmao

[bronze cobalt]

It says download failed my guy

Is there any way to make my left hand my main hand in game.

This exists in Java

I found a modpack for it

needed fix but works

[serene marsh]

idk what happened to me but my aim is just getting worse and worse 💀

like i actually missed someone moving in a straight line

[bronze cobalt]

Play Aimlab from steam

[serene marsh]

ps5

controller

[bronze cobalt]

Okay I do not help to console players.

[serene marsh]

damn okay

rude

[bronze cobalt]

No because I don't own one since Xbox 360

[serene marsh]

nah you hurt my feelings

just because i’m console

[earnest flicker]

same xd

[quasi oxide]

quit thinking about the situation too much and let the feels consume your movement stress-free

[bronze cobalt]

Exactly

[quasi oxide]

you just said you don't help

[serene marsh]

mods he’s back at it

[serene marsh]

ty i’ll try

[civic ledge]

Agreed

My best elims are done by sheer reflex and not really thinking

Dya think i can do this and say id do it before i did do it 💀

[quasi oxide]

it's p much just ignoring all thoughts of the next thing that could or would happen and just doing it

another thing would be the fear aspect

you can't hesitate or stop

or it can end badly

[serene marsh]

alright ima just remove my brain

anyone want it?

pause

but yh ima just stop thinking much then while playing see if it helps any ty for the tips

[civic ledge]

Im missing a brain so sure

[jade marten]

alltime

[serene marsh]

alright trade

[serene marsh]

welcome to poor rank

aka no nitro

[civic ledge]

What do i get in return

Wait you not me

[serene marsh]

my brain for your brain

[civic ledge]

i dont have one

[serene marsh]

oh

[civic ledge]

Hive melted it

[serene marsh]

your hands for my brain?

extra hands would be nice

[civic ledge]

All time is basically 17k wins now holy hell-

[quasi oxide]

pass the teamer

[vestal arrow]

Fr was 13k when I got on it. Crazy how much its increased

[civic ledge]

Im p sure that the 2nd highest all time requirement is tw which is just over 10k

And mm is 17k..

[jaunty axle]

look Duncan Cameo

speaking of I need to play at some point

[heavy pond]

Not bad

[heavy pond]

Congrats

[jade marten]

ty

[serene marsh]

congratulations

say ty

[jade marten]

ty

[civic ledge]

I never said it was a bad thing

Just funny to believe the max is 4-6k wins

And the all time requirement is 17k

[heavy pond]

You can get there just from maxing prestige

[jaunty axle]

what

[civic ledge]

wat

[jaunty axle]

was that no-clip or a glitch

[bronze cobalt]

None? Bedrock being bedrock thats all

Happens to me sometimes too

This starts to happen when you play the game more than an hour

It needs to be fixed because at it's core it is noclip

[latent linden]

yikes

[civic ledge]

Looks like noclip to me tbh

Like he just was there and walked through it without stopping

[bronze cobalt]

Bedrock is a garbage engine alright.

Like which other engine freaks put after an hour of gaming

The Pre Alpha Version of Half Life didn't even have such thing

[manic oriole]

noclip

[civic ledge]

If it was its engine then itd happen more often

[manic oriole]

for sure...

[bronze cobalt]

It is the engine

[civic ledge]

I never see that sorta thing

[manic oriole]

thats never happened to me

[bronze cobalt]

The engine does not know what do to after an hour

[manic oriole]

if that was a glitch hide players would be abusing the heck out of it

fs

theres no way thats a glitch my good sir

[civic ledge]

The only time you go through blocks on minecraft is when someone places blocks and you have bad ping

[manic oriole]

that might be a bug with whatever client ur using

but thats not in vanilla

[civic ledge]

That was blatant noclip

[manic oriole]

yea

very blatant noclip

like, unapologetic noclip

[bronze cobalt]

Noclip happens in an instant not delay

Theres a delay there.

[manic oriole]

but also

[median lodge]

Hi starrdoom! I loved your latest vid 🙂

[manic oriole]

thats a cool juke going onto the bed and over the wall im stealing that fs

[bronze cobalt]

Theres no also

This isn't a hack noclip

[manic oriole]

it is

[bronze cobalt]

It's the engines doing

[manic oriole]

show proof

show proof or be wrong

[bronze cobalt]

Play the game constantly more than 3 hours

[manic oriole]

I have

many times

and thats never happened to me

[bronze cobalt]

See how it freaks out

[manic oriole]

• they ran into the wall

[bronze cobalt]

Then you have not done it before

[manic oriole]

usually they'd turn

[manic oriole]

I've gon 10 hours before

[bronze cobalt]

It happened to me before

[manic oriole]

💀

[civic ledge]

Ty!

[bronze cobalt]

I clipped off the map and dropped to the void.

[median lodge]

Np 😄

[civic ledge]

Ping issue

I only get that with ping

[bronze cobalt]

1gbps wifi

• I'm in seattle

Right next to microsoft's servers

[civic ledge]

Hm

[serene marsh]

hello i’m in seattle, my names bandsolo

[manic oriole]

That’s a ping issue when the chunks havnt loaded in or ur device stutters while loading them in

[bronze cobalt]

It isn't a ping isse my guy

[manic oriole]

It won’t happen with already loaded chunks lol

[manic oriole]

Skill issue then

[bronze cobalt]

It did thats the problem

Garbage engine

[manic oriole]

Show either proof of the bug or a report on the bug tracker

Otherwise ur a stone cold lier

[bronze cobalt]

Search it up

Imagine being so moronic to believe I'd defend some nobody on the internet

[civic ledge]

💀

[manic oriole]

No when making an outlandish claim it is up to the claimed to meet the burden of proof

[civic ledge]

Aaand yigit is back to old yigit

[serene marsh]

💀

[manic oriole]

If it’s not no clip you can prove it until then they’re a hacker

[bronze cobalt]

Nah

My Prime days are gone.

[civic ledge]

This is genuine question did you change ur name recently cus i swore your name used to be xYigitChan

[bronze cobalt]

Games can be fun sometimes.

[jade marten]

better contact amazon about that then

[bronze cobalt]

Nope

This is my name since 2011

[manic oriole]

Lol

[civic ledge]

Oh

[bronze cobalt]

The date my brother gave his xbox account to me

And I renamed it to this

[dapper venture]

cool

[bronze cobalt]

Before it was DaftShaha.

[civic ledge]

💀

[manic oriole]

Anyways

[civic ledge]

Sounds like a californian rapper

[manic oriole]

Back to the hacking

[bronze cobalt]

Bruh

[serene marsh]

you’re hacking?

[bronze cobalt]

I see no hacking?

[manic oriole]

Do u have any proof that wasn’t no clip yigit

[civic ledge]

Absurd hacking confirmed??!!

[dapper venture]

stop hacking absurd

[jade marten]

no he's AnAbsurdName

[dapper venture]

I’m reporting u

[serene marsh]

ty i got confused

[manic oriole]

Oops mb

[jade marten]

you're welcome

[jade marten]

can't trust mobile players

[bronze cobalt]

Sometimes I just think of Anthrax because of people like this

[civic ledge]

Mobile hax omg

[bronze cobalt]

Mobile gamers already have hacks

They don't play with crosshair

And touch at any location on the screen and kill people.

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

[civic ledge]

If youre complaining about mobile players for that reason it gives the impression you lose to alot of them-

Also didnt 1.19 change the entire mobile controls so its always a crosshair

[bronze cobalt]

Eh no I don't

[dapper venture]

it’s not nice to lie

[bronze cobalt]

Didn't check it out because I mainlt play on PC and it will stay like that FOR EVER.

My Grandkids will play on PC

Why did they make such change btw

I think it was unnecesery

And pretty sure there's a modpack that disables it.

Just like theres a mod for left hand mode

[serene marsh]

i think it’s safe to say i’m the goat (don’t make the joke)

[jaunty axle]

damn, noted for future murderer games

[bronze cobalt]

Well try it

it happens after 2 in a half hours or 3

[jaunty axle]

damn my tablet cant run MC that wrong so ig I wont see lol

I do know the corners already do some wack things anywaus

[bronze cobalt]

As I've seen Pink glitch is fixed?

[jaunty axle]

It has been fixed according to Mojang

[bronze cobalt]

Hope so

because that was an engine level problem

[jaunty axle]

games just get super laggy after a while now

maybe an issue with the device

[bronze cobalt]

it's called Integer overflow

Here's an example of it

Easiest example possible

See the mileage

[jaunty axle]

oh

it resets to 0

[bronze cobalt]

Now apply to that to minecraft except it does not reset

problem gets bigger and bigger each time passes

[jaunty axle]

I see

[bronze cobalt]

I think AntVenom talked about this before

[jaunty axle]

is it somethimg that can be fixed?

[bronze cobalt]

No

You just have to make it handle more code and more code

This is like that Y2K problem from back in the day

[jaunty axle]

essentially giving it expansions

[bronze cobalt]

Yes you can only expand it to handle more and more, there is no fix for it

This same thing happens to minecract world rendering

How the game glitches our when you go millions of block out of spawn.

[jaunty axle]

Farlands

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

Or stripelands

Hell even 2d lands

[crystal grotto]

Super Mario 2d lands!

[bronze cobalt]

2D lands

[dusty plover]

Bruh really

[jaunty axle]

Lovely

yeah

[dusty plover]

That’s the opposite of what most people want

[jaunty axle]

it's such a weird thing to see

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah these are stuff that should have been adressed 5 years ago 10 years ago.

[dusty plover]

Yo where can I find that

[bronze cobalt]

Want link?

But I need to find it too

[dusty plover]

Yes please

[bronze cobalt]

I did have it before

I'll look for it it was better than the one in Mcpedl.

[jaunty axle]

And it's a problem at the foundation of the code so it would be difficult to fix now?

[dusty plover]

Ok thanks

[bronze cobalt]

Are you on PC

[bronze cobalt]

It probably wont fixed any time soon tbh.

this problem exists on Windows too

If you set the date to 10000 by forcing it with cmd

the system freaks out and will never boot again

[jaunty axle]

like a Windows computer?

[bronze cobalt]

Any computer

Linux Windows

[jaunty axle]

that's wack

[dusty plover]

Currently ps4 but I’m building a pc in about 2 weeks so that’d be fine

[bronze cobalt]

Tell me when you have PC because the mod isn't in mcaddon or mcpack format

it's a file

folder*

I even have crack for bedrock edition demo

a dll file my greasy russian friend made it.

I played hive that way for 2 years then saw it with 50% off and bought it.

[bronze cobalt]

Do you want the mod for legacy UI I can link the Github page for it

[jaunty axle]

I play on a tablet so it probably wont work, but thanks

[bronze cobalt]

I remember you playing on PC

[jaunty axle]

nope

I was on PS4

now Tablet

[bronze cobalt]

With controller though right?

[jaunty axle]

yes lol

I'm not insane

[bronze cobalt]

FPS games or ThirdPerson games suck on Touchscreen most of the part

As a person that was playing Critical Ops for while I confirm this.

[jaunty axle]

I played Pixel Gun on Tablet it was a nightmare

[jade marten]

true

[serene marsh]

that’s literally for every game

[bronze cobalt]

Yes it sucks because they removed voice chat

memes

[serene marsh]

hive had voice chat?

[bronze cobalt]

Because of some stupid kid probably reported the server

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

[serene marsh]

when

[bronze cobalt]

it had meme channels too

[bronze cobalt]

Idk until some kid reported probably

[serene marsh]

#bring back vc

[manic oriole]

fr

[civic ledge]

It was hard to moderate

So assumably people were being inappropriate

[bronze cobalt]

Moderate what?

[civic ledge]

The voice chats

[bronze cobalt]

this is a 16+ server

[civic ledge]

13+

[bronze cobalt]

Sill appropriate

[jaunty axle]

also anything is hard to moderate with a small moderation team

[bronze cobalt]

if a kid under 13 was here and did hear the swears I'm sorry thats the kids fault

Not us

[civic ledge]

Hive would get in trouble with discord mods themselves

[serene marsh]

cc has vc

[manic oriole]

there are lots of people here under 13

like half the people who ask for games in the normal chats are <13

[bronze cobalt]

Then they need to be banned my guy

[manic oriole]

unfortunately its hard to tell if someone's lying about their age

[serene marsh]

like u

[manic oriole]

ayo

what are u insinuating

[serene marsh]

u are under 13

[manic oriole]

oh

false

[bronze cobalt]

Because of a few stupid kids my experience is getting ruined

[manic oriole]

I've voted

[serene marsh]

what you think i was saying 💀

[manic oriole]

L

[bronze cobalt]

I liked voice chat

I liked the Memes channel

[manic oriole]

get friends join a discord server ezpz

[serene marsh]

friends 💀

[old wolf]

Lol yeah

[jaunty axle]

Another issue is that by becoming a Discord Community Server you'll get Discord breathing down your neck with guidelines

However with that in mind users and Discord Staff should be doing their diligence and banning underaged users

[old wolf]

I think it's only for 1 console tho

[jaunty axle]

Some servers will ban you and then request proof of age

[serene marsh]

i mean does the age really matter

i’m talking about dc

[bronze cobalt]

That should be brought here

[jaunty axle]

It should be mandatory across all community servers, funny Discord doesnt have that as a guideline while having everything else as one

[serene marsh]

how come cc has vc and it’s no big deal

[old wolf]

Who plays cc?

[serene marsh]

i used to

[jaunty axle]

Hive's executive decision

[old wolf]

Ah

[jade marten]

i play about 2 times a year on average

[old wolf]

Wild

[lament stag]

what’s cc

[jade marten]

cubecraft

[lament stag]

oh

[serene marsh]

brum brum

[lament stag]

durrrrrrrr

[serene marsh]

screeech

vrooooom

[bronze cobalt]

The right man in the Wrong place can make all the difference.

[heavy pond]

Someone explain this

[serene marsh]

connections different would be a boring answer

the cool answer is that his sword curves

[lament stag]

yk what else curves 😏

[jaunty axle]

my faith in humanity, downward

[lament stag]

LOL

i was gonna say a circle but that works too

[serene marsh]

a ovel 🛩️

[bronze cobalt]

Game Follow

[quasi oxide]

and the most boring elim of 2022 reward goes to..

[bronze cobalt]

I played it the way it should be played

getting a bow and camping to a wall

[old wolf]

how do i warm up my keyboard

the metal is absolutely cold

[bronze cobalt]

Put it to a microwave

[wind stump]

Run a hot blow dryer over it

[old wolf]

okay

[bronze cobalt]

The keycaps might melt but it will make your experience better, put it to a microwave

[wind stump]

Or let it sit in front of a stove/fire for 10 minutes

[jaunty axle]

put it in a particle accelerator

[wide spindle]

Put it in boiling water

[wind stump]

That would def melt it lol

[jade marten]

wrap it in a blanket

[wind stump]

Good idea

[bronze cobalt]

Nothing will happen

a keyboard isn't a human body.

[wind stump]

LOL

Like I said a hot blow dryer would probably work

Or a fire

(Not IN the fire)

[jaunty axle]

how about on top of the fires hitbox?

[bronze cobalt]

Heat up your room.

it is't the keyboards fault

[wind stump]

That would work too lol

[humble berry]

took you long enough

[jade marten]

LOL

[serene marsh]

I WAS MUTED(caps)

[jaunty axle]

the what

[serene marsh]

bc of you

[bronze cobalt]

I didn't know it was caps until you said it

[serene marsh]

you have to say it

[humble berry]

good.

[jaunty axle]

it's a thing on Hive

you cant use all caps but you are allowed to say it in brackets

Hive Guidelines and we wonder why Voicechat was removed

[bronze cobalt]

Yeah stupid decisions

It's like 2013 Xbox

[rose belfry]

My luck.

[humble berry]

and you end up not being the murderer

[rose belfry]

Yup.

I wasn't murder.

[humble berry]

once i had like 38.6% chances and i wasn't the murderer

annoying as hell

[rose belfry]

Oof moment.

[quasi oxide]

for the longest time the percentages literally meant nothing for roles

you could have less than 1% and get one of the other two roles

[bronze cobalt]

They don't mean anything because the game tries to fit everyone in to 100%

as example if someone has 25% murderer, the available percentage for the other 14 people is 75%

[dusty plover]

Does anyone know if it’s possible to turn off the discord message request feature

Or at least let it ping me

It’s pretty annoying, I never see dm’s

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

it's in Privacy settings.

[old wolf]

hi

[serene marsh]

hello knee

[thick oak]

andso

[serene marsh]

gripy

[jade marten]

meow

[thick oak]

hi

[serene marsh]

who’s meow?

[jade marten]

no one i just said meow

[thick oak]

jack is a furry

[serene marsh]

oh cool

[jade marten]

is thay not allowed

[serene marsh]

furry

[jade marten]

not the firry part

[thick oak]

furry

firry

[serene marsh]

fur

[jade marten]

i is not furry

i'm jack

[dawn coral]

is bedrock client murder detection allowed

[serene marsh]

your pfp is scary

[jade marten]

alvin und die chipmunks

[dawn coral]

no it's not

[serene marsh]

ye it is

[jade marten]

why did i write that partially in German lol

[dawn coral]

it's very cool

[serene marsh]

reverting to your routs

[jade marten]

probably bc i was just on duolingo lol

[serene marsh]

anyways someone say something off topic i’m bored

[jade marten]

something off topic i'm bored

[serene marsh]

ty

[jade marten]

you're welcome

[near vortex]

How do people level up so fast?

[dawn coral]

hive +

[near vortex]

I have hive+

[dawn coral]

playing a lot with hive+

[near vortex]

I do play a lot with hive+

[dawn coral]

do good, play a lot, with hive+

[serene marsh]

boosters

[near vortex]

How have people already gotten prestige 2 if the update came out 2 weeks ago

I have boosters aswell

[wide spindle]

Ever ate a cockroach?

[vestal arrow]

Winning murd games helps, also eliminating, and getting tons of coins

[serene marsh]

nah not yet

how do they taste?

[near vortex]

I do that

I am level 40 no prestige

[wide spindle]

Like cockroach

[vestal arrow]

I’m not sure then that’s what works for me

If you do that then you should be good

[near vortex]

Idk it's tough

[vestal arrow]

Well the higher you get the more xp you have to get per level too

So naturally it slows down leveling up

[near vortex]

It only goes to 8k right

I checked the xp tables

They should make a feature where you get an xp boost when you have people in a party with u

[serene marsh]

and what’s that like

[wide spindle]

Uh
Dirt

[vestal arrow]

That I am not too sure about

[near vortex]

Yo you know that one hypixel mm map where the one room is a wooden platform and there's a cauldron. They should make a map similar

[serene marsh]

guess ima go try some next time i see one

[wide spindle]

Very wise
Alive is better tho

[serene marsh]

ty for the life changing information

[wide spindle]

No problem

[old wolf]

funny murderer reaction when wearing armor

this other one quit early because he couldn't find me

[serene marsh]

lols

[bronze cobalt]

Garbeije engine

[latent linden]

huh

[bronze cobalt]

Bedrock is a garbage engine.

Garbage at it's core

it's only existence reason is it can run on any hardware because of it's coding language.

The engine before Better Together update was better

[old wolf]

L bugrock moment

[bronze cobalt]

Yes

with that update the engine got swapped with bedrock.

[latent linden]

ohh fr

[old wolf]

yeah

[latent linden]

java runs a lot better imo

[bronze cobalt]

nO.

Minecraft Java edition has worse optimisation than Crysis 1.

My framerates dip below 60 with a 10700K and 3080.

[latent linden]

mm i disagree but alr

mines good

plus pvp is better in general

[bronze cobalt]

Yes after 1.9 macro got patched

[old wolf]

java sucks without additional support to optimize the fps issues

[bronze cobalt]

it is better

[latent linden]

depends

[bronze cobalt]

nor is optifine nor the other one is good

Nor is bedrock good

Bedrock engine is so garbage that it can max handle 320 fps.

I have a 360hz monitor.

Feels off.

[old wolf]

optifine isn't good yeah

and same

both are L's

[bronze cobalt]

Unpatched Half-Life Day 1 release version can handle over 900 Fps

And the latest steam version can handle over 3000 fps.

Half life is a 25 year old game. (Nearly)

[manic oriole]

I just got shot by a metal capybara @heavy pond

didnt even know it was u

[old wolf]

nice

[manic oriole]

gg

[old wolf]

52 now

[heavy pond]

Nah it’s capychad

[manic oriole]

oh

[heavy pond]

Gigachad but it’s capybara

@manic oriole @lament stag

clipped absurd

[lament stag]

LOL

[manic oriole]

i got murdered

smh

[pallid summit]

i wonder why

maybe it has something to do with not hiding ur sword!

[lament stag]

so true

[manic oriole]

fr

nah i was trying to stab him

[eternal gate]

@oak crag we shall

[bronze cobalt]

Do you ever get the feeling of being spyed by someone thats completely irrelevant to you?

I certainly do and not a fan of it

Actually makes me angry sometimes

[fringe swan]

[manic oriole]

im watching you mike wazousky

always watching

[civic ledge]

Office stans be like

[bronze cobalt]

Office is an RNG based trash can map

Pure trash

Layout is trash

Artstyle is trash

Geometry is trash

[civic ledge]

Not really rng but i agree the map is trash

[manic oriole]

fr

[bronze cobalt]

Everything is trash

[manic oriole]

fr

[bronze cobalt]

The only good map I see is Toy House because the layout is perfect and there is high ground and low ground

[civic ledge]

Warehouse is the goat

[bronze cobalt]

Warehouse's layouts are good but too crowded

Manor is pretty good too

When toy house isn't in the list of map votes I look for manor instantly.

[manic oriole]

toyhouse is GOATED

FR

best map for xp per minute too

[civic ledge]

You committed a crime
Witch School needs raising

However

[bronze cobalt]

Garbeije layout

[civic ledge]

Spaceship being your 2nd fav i hugely like

[bronze cobalt]

Spaceship is good because it's literally a highway with 4 corners.

[manic oriole]

u used to hate spaceship smh

[vestal arrow]

Manor will always be my fav 🫶

[bronze cobalt]

And I said office is based on RNG because you can get shot from anywhere

As example the video of me shooting someone is my typical gameplay style

I don't show my self that much

And in office this is a huge advantage

[civic ledge]

I did?

Ive loved spaceship before i maxed which was a year ago

[bronze cobalt]

You can get shot from anywhere like CoD maps since 2015

[civic ledge]

It was manor i always hated

But i love now

[bronze cobalt]

Why though

Dark?

[civic ledge]

It always made me lag most out of any mm map

If i had manor murderer my frames would plummet

[bronze cobalt]

Because of your system.

Don't get me wrong but the ps4 and xbox one

[civic ledge]

It doesnt lag now though

[bronze cobalt]

Both have trash can cpu's.

[civic ledge]

Yeah agreed

[bronze cobalt]

The CPU's in those consoles were already ancient back in 2013 release.

[civic ledge]

Oml ps4 is already 9 years old wth

[manic oriole]

L

[bronze cobalt]

Consider a midrange gaming laptop or midrange pc

The prices have gone down

Just play the games in their best way

Hell evem steamdeck

It's 399

Manor is worse on Xbox one

Because base xbox one had gddr3 memory

Ps4 has gddr5

In some cases the 360 outperformed Xbox One.

This isn't a joke it did.

Anyways it's getting late I have to sleep or I'll die from brain damage/tumor

[civic ledge]

Alr cya

[narrow flax]

Bruh, witch school is S for me

[vestal arrow]

Same

[lament stag]

can we make a petition for them to add witch school already

[heavy pond]

@lament stag

[lament stag]

😎😎😎

pro

[old wolf]

lol

[serene marsh]

how many e-girlfs has h5ms got in the past 2 months

[civic ledge]

💀

[lean mirage]

anyone have any idea when they might add the treasure wars season

[dapper venture]

no

[humble berry]

WAIT WHAT

U CAN USE /Q MURDER TO GO TO THE NEXT GAME (caps)

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[lavish bane]

How to pick up sheriff hat?

[dapper venture]

whattttttt no way

[dapper venture]

u actually cant

[serene marsh]

15

[vagrant phoenix]

if you're referring to picking up what is now the Magnifying Glass in Murder Mystery...
Then just run into it to pick it up

Upon picking up, you now get infinite arrows, with a 5 second cooldown in between each shot, this will be lost upon death or match end

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[serene marsh]

🆗

[lavish bane]

can i right click to pick it up?

[vagrant phoenix]

Nope, you just run over the Magnifying Glass to pick it up and become the new Sheriff

[lavish bane]

Ok thanks for helping

[vagrant phoenix]

No worries

[dapper venture]

what

[jade marten]

what

[dapper venture]

what

[stray oriole]

👁👅👁

[earnest flicker]

is there any way to go through walls?

in the mm lobby

?

[vagrant phoenix]

Unless you have a cheat (I wouldn't recommend)
you can't phase through walls

[earnest flicker]

yep i saw a guy lvl99 h+ and his friend

but i dont have it on vid

[vagrant phoenix]

I can't help you with that one, if you see someone phasing through walls again, record and report immediately

[earnest flicker]

ye i hope ill see them again

[vagrant phoenix]

Alright, gl to ya

[serene marsh]

dang dudes a pimp

[dapper venture]

playa

[lament stag]

fr 😔

[serene marsh]

sooo how’s everyone’s day going 🤠

[jade marten]

yes

[lament stag]

good wbu

i’m so unbelievably bored rn

i need attention

[serene marsh]

so far my day is superb considering i’ve only been up 40 minutes

[lament stag]

LOL, what have u done in those 40 minutes 🤔

[serene marsh]

so first i wake up go make breakfast then i eat breakfast watch tiktok brush my teeth took out the trash watched more tiktok looked at discord asked how everyone’s day then replied to you saying my day was superb

[lament stag]

DANG

[sudden schooner]

I haven't even gone to sleep yet.

[lament stag]

all that already???

bro are u 30

[serene marsh]

huh

no i only have a hour that’s why

[lament stag]

only 30 yr olds have their life together like that

[jade marten]

i literally just eat breakfast and take dog out and lol

[lament stag]

bruh

[serene marsh]

yes

[lament stag]

TILL DEATH (caps)

[serene marsh]

last hour to live ong 😓

[lament stag]

???

ok but why do u only have an hour srsly

[serene marsh]

school

[lament stag]

oh, rip

but still

how do u do all that before school

[serene marsh]

i force myself to do it quick so i can just watch tiktok

[lament stag]

valid

[serene marsh]

more than i do

i mean if i had a dog maybe

[lament stag]

what kinda dog u have mobile

[serene marsh]

maybe i’ll try walking a cat

[lament stag]

i love cats 😍

i have like 6

[serene marsh]

i don’t

[lament stag]

oh…

why

[serene marsh]

flees

[lament stag]

FLEES

fleas***

[serene marsh]

i used to have a terrible flea problem at my house bc of cats

[lament stag]

oh dang, how terrible

[serene marsh]

like i couldn’t even put my feet on the ground without a flea jumping on me terrible

[lament stag]

WHAT

how many cats did u have

[serene marsh]

the worst part was my cats would purposely go to my room to dump off the fleas because it’s the hottest room

[serene marsh]

only 2

[lament stag]

poor cats 😔

[lament stag]

LMOAOA

so uh, what did u do w the cats 😔

[serene marsh]

we just bought flea drops and sprayed the house

[lament stag]

…

i’m going to leave now before i say some really mean words

oh, it was changed 😁

[lament stag]

why r u ignoring the question

[serene marsh]

oh i still have them

[lament stag]

OH???

wait what

[serene marsh]

what?

you thought i just threw them out

[lament stag]

i mean if u had a flea problem

not you, the cats

[serene marsh]

that’s why flea drops exist

[lament stag]

yeah but the whole house was infested

at least that’s what u made it sound like

[serene marsh]

that’s what the spray was for

[lament stag]

oh

[serene marsh]

also if it gets really bad sometimes we bought flea bombs

[lament stag]

i’m a little slow in the morning

FLEA BOMBS? (caps)

what is

bomb full of fleas

[serene marsh]

yea sadly they don’t blow up just gas the whole house

[lament stag]

HOWD U SURVIVE? (caps)

[serene marsh]

we have to leave the house for a day

[lament stag]

oh

[serene marsh]

i’m not trying to get gassed alive

[lament stag]

damn u were homeless

for a day

rip 😔

[lament stag]

some people would think otherwise

[serene marsh]

wym by that🤔

[lament stag]

some people wanna unalive themselves

[serene marsh]

oh thought you were making a joke

[lament stag]

i mean technically

what kinda joke 🤨

i smell racism

[serene marsh]

…

[lament stag]

@serene marsh cancelled

[serene marsh]

NOOoooOOooOOoOoO(caps)

[lament stag]

yes

[serene marsh]

god putting caps at the end is so goofy

[lament stag]

i know, it’s so dehumanizing & humiliating

i hate it

[serene marsh]

oh well i forgot the actual worst part is the fleas kept coming back every summer for like 3-4years

[lament stag]

why

spray not pro enough?

[serene marsh]

idk they just like me

[lament stag]

cats keep dirty?

[serene marsh]

i can’t blame them

[lament stag]

oh

rip ur body

[serene marsh]

i think they either hide somewhere or just kept jumping in

[lament stag]

how they hide

[serene marsh]

idk i never asked them

[lament stag]

in the fur

[lament stag]

u should so u don’t have this problem anymore

[serene marsh]

i fr was looking for a image of a human sized flea to make a joke but there’s none😔

[lament stag]

HUMAN SIZED FLEA IS CRAZY (caps)

there’s one fs

i’ll find it one sec

so ez

[serene marsh]

bro😭

[heavy pond]

Only 1?

[lament stag]

what

[serene marsh]

that actually had me dying bruh

[heavy pond]

And jeongin isn’t an egirl lol

So 0

[lament stag]

oh no, don’t do that 😨

[serene marsh]

eman?

[lament stag]

LOL

i’m just, girl 😁

[serene marsh]

well anyways i gotta go toodoloo

[lament stag]

that should be my new alt

justgirl

[serene marsh]

i think i spelled that right

[lament stag]

ok bye xbandsolo, ttyl

[heavy pond]

You could just wake me up yk

[lament stag]

NEVER

[heavy pond]

I’m just boy

[lament stag]

my boy 😏

[dapper venture]

oh

[quasi oxide]

only one day of mm this month

but im not upset about the stats

[serene marsh]

i meant internet girls

everytime i come in the hive server ur matching w a didfere t girl

[bronze cobalt]

Even if she is who cares

And who asked

[old wolf]

Huh

[dapper venture]

egirl

[heavy pond]

You can’t even spell. Who gunna believe you

[quasi oxide]

she misspells on purpose brother

[heavy pond]

I’m sure she does

“Matching with a different girl” bruh the last girl I matched with previously before jeongin was Luna💀

[manic oriole]

💀

[heavy pond]

And that was like in July

[manic oriole]

"the dark times"

[heavy pond]

💀

[heavy pond]

Someone’s mad

Clown

[bronze cobalt]

Mad about what

About what

[quasi oxide]

was that really july damn time passes

[bronze cobalt]

You bag of trash

[heavy pond]

Yes 😹

[heavy pond]

I’m so offended damn 😔

[bronze cobalt]

Didn't ask

[quasi oxide]

what's the laughing for is it bc of smth that happened or that I didn't care to keep track of your romance life

[heavy pond]

The first part

[quasi oxide]

guess I could've figured that much

[manic oriole]

lol

@lament stag someone named "yigitcan" is bullying ur eboy

[quasi oxide]

my first encounters w her was when she was teaming and insulted me bc I didn't let her or her friend kill me

[lament stag]

i am watching

[manic oriole]

oh

[bronze cobalt]

I am bullying

[manic oriole]

skill issue fr

[lament stag]

bully me pls

[manic oriole]

ur short

[lament stag]

i like to argue 😍

[manic oriole]

and smelly

[bronze cobalt]

I'm 1.89

[manic oriole]

😳

[lament stag]

what

[manic oriole]

inches

skill issue

[bronze cobalt]

I'm like 16:9 resolution.

[dapper venture]

where to get eboy 💔

[manic oriole]

ill be ur eboy 🥺

[quasi oxide]

on ebay🙄

duh

[bronze cobalt]

Instead of 4:3 stretched like you

[manic oriole]

LOL

[lament stag]

that was a good one asu

[manic oriole]

fr

[dapper venture]

🥺🥺🥺🥺🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[manic oriole]

🙏

[quasi oxide]

I'm just different

[manic oriole]

fr

[quasi oxide]

ty

[dapper venture]

they scammers on there

[lament stag]

built

[manic oriole]

true

[quasi oxide]

yo momma

[dapper venture]

what if she was not living???

[lament stag]

so is anyone gonna argue w me or what

[manic oriole]

i gotchu

[lament stag]

ok

[bronze cobalt]

Imagine wasting money on someone that does not care about you at all

[manic oriole]

moon is short

[lament stag]

let’s go

[manic oriole]

send pics to prove me wrong

[lament stag]

i mean, i think he’s tall

[bronze cobalt]

Low life coward

[quasi oxide]

you are a not nice person

[lament stag]

false

[manic oriole]

ur short u dont count

[dapper venture]

my eboy will care about me 🥺🥺🤞

[lament stag]

no, mine

[manic oriole]

yes

[lament stag]

he’s tall

[quasi oxide]

true