🕵・murder-mystery

[manic oriole]

jack

[jade marten]

yes

[manic oriole]

heres my riddle

[lament stag]

by the time

[manic oriole]

what do u think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
A) Writing his memoirs
B) Advising the President
C) clawing desperately at the inside of his coffin

[jade marten]

uh

[lament stag]

A

[manic oriole]

what do u do if u come across a tiger in the woods?

[lament stag]

run

BRO

[jade marten]

WHAT

[lament stag]

BRUH

[manic oriole]

never happened

what runs but never walks

[lament stag]

OUT OF POCKET (caps)

[lament stag]

me

[manic oriole]

no ur the other way

[jade marten]

electricity?

[lament stag]

😒😔😒

[manic oriole]

true

[jade marten]

water

[manic oriole]

ye water is the answer

but electricity works too so ig that riddles dead now

[lament stag]

yeah boooooo

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

what has four wheels and flies?

[lament stag]

bad trash garbo disgusting

[manic oriole]

fr

[lament stag]

oh i know this one

[manic oriole]

no spoilers

[lament stag]

😋

[jade marten]

um

[manic oriole]

a garbage truck!

whats black and white and red all over

[lament stag]

i know this one too

[manic oriole]

what is it then

[jade marten]

newspaper

[lament stag]

zebra

[manic oriole]

half a zebra

[lament stag]

in half

yes

[dapper venture]

oh..

[jade marten]

oh

[manic oriole]

yea

[lament stag]

😔

[manic oriole]

if a rooster lays an egg on the peak of an A shaped roof which way does the egg roll?

[jade marten]

i was also fg8bkonf a sunburnt penguin for some reason

[lament stag]

wait u didn’t tell me this one did u

[dapper venture]

u were what

[manic oriole]

no

there are other riddles...

[lament stag]

oh ok

[manic oriole]

oh

what did the teamer say when they looked in a box of cheerios

[jade marten]

that non descript bunch of letters and numberscwas shpposed to say thibkibg

[dapper venture]

oh..

yes ofc 😃😃😁😁

[jade marten]

not anything else

[dapper venture]

I don’t like how it started with a f 😢

[jade marten]

i just cannotcnelgihfhfhf

[manic oriole]

asjioeoa

aoiwueczaioaweicaqq4iwoqi

am I right or am i right

[dapper venture]

ur wrong tbh

[manic oriole]

oh

oops

[dapper venture]

only on the first one tho

[manic oriole]

meant to say kaj;weiv;aeia mb for the typo

[dapper venture]

second is so true

[manic oriole]

fr

also

[jade marten]

because the f is below the t on my phones keyboarsd and me finger slipped and then i just didn't english

[manic oriole]

the skill issue emu is now in 5 servers tysm

[dapper venture]

ur welcome

[jade marten]

weeeeeeeeeeee3

okary adioas

[lament stag]

english

ugh where’s liv 🙄

[jade marten]

what's enfkush

english

[lament stag]

oh yeah ur british

[jade marten]

huh

[lament stag]

aren’t u british

[dreamy temple]

[jade marten]

well yes

[lament stag]

so u don’t english the same

makes sense

why ur questioning what is english

[jade marten]

proper english it is, unless ur me

[manic oriole]

YUP

second favorite emote ever

only the funny smile one is better

anika can u do the funny smile one

[lament stag]

i have trauma w this emote

[manic oriole]

SKILL ISSUE (caps)

[lament stag]

ur fault, im a changed woman 😔

[jade marten]

[manic oriole]

ong

[lament stag]

TRAUMA

[jade marten]

that emu does not look frienly

also it tried to autocorrect emu to emo whyyyyy

[manic oriole]

theyre laughing at whoever has the skill issue

[lament stag]

u

[manic oriole]

seems like a skill issue

[jade marten]

honestly is fbh

tbh

[manic oriole]

fbh

like fbi but with an h instead of an i

[lament stag]

why is ur spelling so bad rn

[manic oriole]

phone rn prob

[lament stag]

couldn’t be me

[manic oriole]

same

[lament stag]

skill issue

[jade marten]

idk

[manic oriole]

jeongin

[lament stag]

yes

[manic oriole]

u wanna play?

[lament stag]

cant

[manic oriole]

sadge

[lament stag]

😁

[manic oriole]

what ya doing rn

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[jade marten]

🥪

[lament stag]

i’m watching h5 play games on ft 😋

[jade marten]

i wa t a aandwich

[lament stag]

make one

[jade marten]

it's 5am

[lament stag]

ok ok i have a wonderful question that everyone needs to answer

ok?

say ok

[manic oriole]

ok

[jade marten]

okay

[lament stag]

what do u put in ur sandwich

[manic oriole]

food

usually

[lament stag]

blocked

[jade marten]

filling

[quasi oxide]

birb

[lament stag]

reported

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[lament stag]

i cant believe y’all rn 😔

[manic oriole]

cant handle the sauce

[lament stag]

i wanted genuine answers 😔

[manic oriole]

depends on the sandwitch...

[lament stag]

i hate sauce

WITCH

[manic oriole]

WHAT

[lament stag]

i hate sauce

[jade marten]

[manic oriole]

@heavy pond CONTROL HER PLS (for the good of humanity)

[lament stag]

well like a reg one

[manic oriole]

still

[lament stag]

poor birdie 😱

[jade marten]

yum

[lament stag]

wdym, i seriously hate sauce

[manic oriole]

there are like 8 different kinds of regular sandwiches...

[lament stag]

no

just one

[manic oriole]

moon do something

[lament stag]

WDYM

[manic oriole]

peanut butter and honey?

[lament stag]

i hate all sauces

[manic oriole]

or jelly?

[lament stag]

HONEY SANDWICH? (caps)

[manic oriole]

fake mexican fr

[lament stag]

ohhh

ur saying mix em

[jade marten]

why do americans call jam jelly istg

[lament stag]

i see what ur saying

little slow rn

[manic oriole]

"rn" lol

[lament stag]

u

ur mother

[manic oriole]

im not even a fake mexican

not cool enough unfortunately

[lament stag]

yeah whitey

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[lament stag]

ima get muted 😭

[manic oriole]

fr

[lament stag]

again 😔

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[jade marten]

wait ur mexican

[lament stag]

maybe

[manic oriole]

wait thats true

they cant mute a mexican thats racism

[lament stag]

why r u exposing me absurd

[manic oriole]

it was for the good of humanity

[lament stag]

no

[manic oriole]

the people had to know

[lament stag]

no 🙄

[manic oriole]

yes 🙄

[lament stag]

why they have to know

[jade marten]

no secret is safe here

[lament stag]

racist confirmed

[manic oriole]

true

[lament stag]

come get him mods

[manic oriole]

fr

[jade marten]

nah i just didn't know

[manic oriole]

i saw it happen

mods ban

[lament stag]

racist

[manic oriole]

yea

hates doritoes and everything

[lament stag]

mods ban @jade marten

[manic oriole]

wont even eat a burrito

[lament stag]

he called me a taco

[manic oriole]

LOL

i would too tbf

[lament stag]

😔

BAN

[manic oriole]

jeongin

[quasi oxide]

wanna taco about it?

[lament stag]

what

[manic oriole]

I met a girl the other day who has never had a burrito

[lament stag]

BLOCKED (caps)

[manic oriole]

isnt that crazy

[jade marten]

i literally- bruh

[lament stag]

😱

[manic oriole]

my exact reaction

[quasi oxide]

😙

[lament stag]

who was the girl

expose her

[manic oriole]

no shes irl

[lament stag]

REPORTED (caps)

[quasi oxide]

yes please

[lament stag]

expose

[manic oriole]

...

[lament stag]

SUS

[manic oriole]

😳

SUSU NO

[jade marten]

i haven't met a person irl for like 10 centuries

[quasi oxide]

absurd yes

[manic oriole]

susus going down a dark path rn

[lament stag]

i think cuz british

[quasi oxide]

I've already been on one

[manic oriole]

tyvm for the ss btw

[jade marten]

nah i just don't go out

[lament stag]

ok what do y’all put on sandwich

[quasi oxide]

well I didn't delete it so

idrc if you have a ss

[lament stag]

i miss mi bonita (liv) 😔

[quasi oxide]

she is too busy doing liv things

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[lament stag]

😔😔😔

[manic oriole]

alive people L

[lament stag]

u

[quasi oxide]

beange type

[lament stag]

it’s cuz i’m unmuted

😎

say yes

[quasi oxide]

no

[lament stag]

😔

[jade marten]

i haven't been muted for months, i'm definitely doing something wrong

[lament stag]

cuz british

[manic oriole]

SAME

[lament stag]

racist

[quasi oxide]

it's bc you boost the server smh

[manic oriole]

im loved by all mods -_-

[lament stag]

ohhhhh

[manic oriole]

i never get muted even tho i for sure should

[quasi oxide]

ez become me

they'll hate you instantly

[manic oriole]

nope im not that skillful

[quasi oxide]

damn

[old wolf]

hi

[manic oriole]

• i dont wanna disrespect mods, theyre just normal people with enough to deal with

[lament stag]

ok what do y’all put in yalls sandwich

[manic oriole]

who volunteer for the community

[quasi oxide]

I told you birb

[old wolf]

mustard

[lament stag]

no birb pls

[manic oriole]

ur mother

[quasi oxide]

yes bieb

[lament stag]

😳

[quasi oxide]

burb

[manic oriole]

fr

[lament stag]

almsot got it

[manic oriole]

big bread

[quasi oxide]

protein😋

[lament stag]

damn

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[old wolf]

lmao

[jade marten]

oaml

[reef turtle]

Teamers r such L’s:(

[manic oriole]

like a tiny turkey but all for u

[manic oriole]

fr

[dapper cloud]

indeed

[jade marten]

rf

[quasi oxide]

is this a fr or an ong moment

[old wolf]

L teamers

[manic oriole]

remember to report them

[jade marten]

gno

[lament stag]

absurd is literally a walking gym guy

[reef turtle]

Yeah i did

[manic oriole]

are upside down rn?

[dapper cloud]

:potatopiepoint:

[lament stag]

imagine 🤮

[manic oriole]

wait howd u know

[jade marten]

maybe

[quasi oxide]

he's a walking gym?

[lament stag]

u forgot again 😔

[manic oriole]

maybe

what did I forget?

[jade marten]

i be a walking disappointment

[lament stag]

guy

[manic oriole]

I distinctly remember asking for pics of moon tho

did u forget too?

[lament stag]

never

[quasi oxide]

ayo?

[manic oriole]

wow feelings hurt smh

[lament stag]

mine

[jade marten]

EH

[quasi oxide]

pics of him 🤨

[manic oriole]

share with the class

[lament stag]

no

[manic oriole]

just normal pics

[lament stag]

never

[manic oriole]

just gotta know

[quasi oxide]

then just go outside rn

and look up

[manic oriole]

why

[lament stag]

LMAOOO

[old wolf]

lmao

[lament stag]

ok that was funny i cried

[manic oriole]

why

[jade marten]

imagine going outside

[manic oriole]

thats literally what his name is based on

hows that funny

[quasi oxide]

yeah idt you'd be able to jack

[lament stag]

u think absurd is slow

[manic oriole]

its just word association

really?

[lament stag]

yes

[manic oriole]

thats the humor that gets u?

[lament stag]

it was hilarious

[manic oriole]

ur legit a toddler ong

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

gonna get me banned

LMAOOO

[manic oriole]

deserved for the humor

[lament stag]

ur mother

[quasi oxide]

how can the moon even reach someone

[manic oriole]

is wonderful

[lament stag]

LMAOOO

[quasi oxide]

it's like so far away

[manic oriole]

theyre just internet rn

but eventually

[quasi oxide]

erp

[manic oriole]

she goes to college and bcomes an astronaut

[lament stag]

ew college

[manic oriole]

and signs with nasa

[jade marten]

asan

[manic oriole]

racits smh

[quasi oxide]

and then her ship fails to fly to space and she DIES from a crash landing

[lament stag]

😳

[manic oriole]

skill issue fr

[lament stag]

ravist

[manic oriole]

dies on moon

L

[lament stag]

😳

[quasi oxide]

had too much stuff in the inventory

[manic oriole]

good job u found the funny

[jade marten]

mwahaga

[quasi oxide]

too heavy

[manic oriole]

fr

gravity was the murderer the whole time

[lament stag]

😔

[old wolf]

just don't crash

ez

[lament stag]

so true

[quasi oxide]

that's crazy

[lament stag]

ok what do y’all put in yalls sandwich besides birb

[old wolf]

food

[lament stag]

ok i quit

[old wolf]

LMAO

[quasi oxide]

birbs

[lament stag]

i’ve tried 5 times 😔

[old wolf]

rip

[lament stag]

😔

[manic oriole]

that was the first answer she got, from me

[old wolf]

make a sandwich then

[jade marten]

what if i am the sandwich

[old wolf]

oh

[lament stag]

😳

[quasi oxide]

I'd throw you away

[manic oriole]

thats why she quit

bc we're all the same person

[old wolf]

L quitter

[manic oriole]

ikr

[lament stag]

u

u

[old wolf]

shoo'

[manic oriole]

anthoeknee am I ur alt

[jade marten]

i would too tbh

[manic oriole]

just curious

[lament stag]

😔

[old wolf]

you are my dopple

[manic oriole]

im going through an identity crisis rn

[manic oriole]

oh

ok

[old wolf]

we are both the ams

[lament stag]

hold on a second

[quasi oxide]

same I think I identify as an attack helicopter

[old wolf]

the asme

the smae

the smae

[lament stag]

anythony & absurd have similar names 😳

[old wolf]

the same

[jade marten]

i ifenritiyfy as a jack

[lament stag]

twins actually

[manic oriole]

how long can u fly for

[quasi oxide]

yes

[manic oriole]

the spiky thing thats part of that bad game?

[quasi oxide]

no he means the cereal

obviously

[old wolf]

no he means the jack

[lament stag]

the tool?

[quasi oxide]

no that's a jackhammer

[jade marten]

cereal? is jack cereal an american thing ive never heard of or smth

[lament stag]

same thing

[quasi oxide]

apple jacks?

[old wolf]

captain jacks

[quasi oxide]

sparrow

[jade marten]

heard of em but couldn't say i know what they are

[quasi oxide]

it's literally apple and cinnamon froot loops

[old wolf]

cinnamon toast jacks

i am now lvl 51

[jade marten]

i want them now ahahahahdhfhchbddueudjfhrirj potato

[old wolf]

get them then

[quasi oxide]

I am now on my last braincell

[old wolf]

but you should try the minecraft cereal

[jade marten]

imagine having braincells

[lament stag]

i wanna try that mc icecream

did y’all see that

[old wolf]

me too

[lament stag]

😋😋😋

[old wolf]

no

[lament stag]

blocked

[old wolf]

L loser

[lament stag]

ur mother

[old wolf]

no u

[lament stag]

oh damn 😔

u got me 😔

[jade marten]

lol

[old wolf]

:fortnite_default_dance:

[lament stag]

…

[old wolf]

what

[lament stag]

don’t dance on me

rude

[old wolf]

oh no i got crumbs on my mousepad

[lament stag]

L

[old wolf]

L

[jade marten]

M

[lament stag]

N

[jade marten]

O

[old wolf]

gotta fix my ninjago now

[lament stag]

P

[jade marten]

Q

[lament stag]

R

[jade marten]

S

[lament stag]

T

[jade marten]

U

[lament stag]

V

[jade marten]

W

[lament stag]

X

[jade marten]

Y

[old wolf]

A

B

[jade marten]

no

[lament stag]

hate u

[old wolf]

ahaha

[heavy pond]

Weird ass chat

[old wolf]

no

[heavy pond]

Imma stay out of this

[old wolf]

no

then report

[heavy pond]

No

Yeah

[manic oriole]

wow

[manic oriole]

s1mp fr

smh

[old wolf]

frfr on god no cap

[manic oriole]

swear

[heavy pond]

Nah she like you more

[civic ledge]

Wassup my peoples

[wanton crown]

bro athlerobot is prestige 2 lvl 34 💀

how has my dude not run outta money yet cuz ik he buyin boosters

[storm panther]

jesus

[civic ledge]

Either a ton of quest points or yeah alot of money

[old wolf]

Goodnight my friends

[civic ledge]

Goodmorning

[old wolf]

Good evening

[humble berry]

you know you can get boosters with quest points right?

[wanton crown]

yeah

[civic ledge]

He uses boosters almost 24/7

[wanton crown]

but you have to take into consideration that the boosters last a single hour

and that to buy it with quest points it's 200

[civic ledge]

That means he has 4800 quest points PER DAY

[wanton crown]

and I doubt that he has that much quest points, but hey maybe he does

[humble berry]

okay fine

what if he's rich?

[wanton crown]

probably

[humble berry]

what if hive is secretly supplying him with boosters? 🤫

[wanton crown]

LMAO

[humble berry]

btw i saw you in-game starrdoom

[civic ledge]

I doubt anyone minted plays hive ngl

[humble berry]

i do

jk im as broke as a heart

[wanton crown]

I just don't understand how he doesn't have like

work, or school

[humble berry]

honestly, ive never seen him ingame

never

[civic ledge]

Hes as region

[wanton crown]

he's in Asia

[humble berry]

ooh

well ive begged for hive+ in asia but i never saw him

LMAO

[wanton crown]

I'm gonna bet that he's an older guy with a LOT of free time

so school is probably out of the equation

[humble berry]

he may be a suga baby

or work from home

[wanton crown]

pfft

[humble berry]

or be paid to exist bc he's awesome

[wanton crown]

the world may never know

[humble berry]

unless we ask him

[civic ledge]

Royal families be like

[humble berry]

hey athle

[humble berry]

lol

[wanton crown]

fr

[manic oriole]

giga CHAD

[manic oriole]

😭

[manic oriole]

1 more than most mc players fr

i stg all teamers share the same braincell

[quasi oxide]

I'm built different

[civic ledge]

Hello built different, my name is Starr

[manic oriole]

I found two earlier and ig it just wasnt their turn with it bc they could not for the life of them figure out how to walk up stairs when chasing me

[wanton crown]

ran into 6 today, 2 teamers in 3 different games

[quasi oxide]

..after what you said in dms you do this

[manic oriole]

were any of them using the teamer braincell?

[quasi oxide]

😭

[manic oriole]

leak dms?

[civic ledge]

[manic oriole]

pls?

[wanton crown]

yeah probably

[manic oriole]

pls?

pls susu

I beg

its almost christmas pls

I've been good

ive been so good

[wanton crown]

ALMOST 💀

[manic oriole]

yea

[wanton crown]

DONT EVEN

[manic oriole]

close enough

[wanton crown]

[quasi oxide]

she was just talking about how much she likes me absurd😭

[civic ledge]

Shush

[quasi oxide]

it's almost october not december

[wanton crown]

the bot said I can't yell

[civic ledge]

Its not even 7am for me azzie 😭

[quasi oxide]

I do not care

[manic oriole]

very nice

[quasi oxide]

you're here

[manic oriole]

u and ur braincell

[quasi oxide]

I gave all my others to her

[manic oriole]

only like 3 more braincells than me fr

[wanton crown]

awe how sweet

[manic oriole]

ikr

young love is so sweet

[wanton crown]

fr

[quasi oxide]

she's like a sour patch kid

[manic oriole]

...

makes u pucker?

[wanton crown]

I-

[quasi oxide]

bro you're like one year older than her

[civic ledge]

Huh

[wanton crown]

PFFT

[quasi oxide]

.

[civic ledge]

Whas that even mean

[manic oriole]

small and orange?

tastes like lime?

[quasi oxide]

uh

[manic oriole]

what does this even mean...

[quasi oxide]

I meant she's sweet but she's also sour

[civic ledge]

I literally just ate a lime

[manic oriole]

u wann aeat her?

but not in the good way?

[quasi oxide]

look not "eat" eat

[manic oriole]

oh

[wanton crown]

If I was a sour patch kid I'd be a green one

[manic oriole]

makes sense

[quasi oxide]

nasty

the red and blue ones are best

[manic oriole]

if I was a sour patch kid I'd be the first person to eat myself limb by limb

[manic oriole]

fr

id be a blue one

wait no

[wanton crown]

mmmm red ones are the best

[manic oriole]

I'd be a purple one that way I'd live the longest

[quasi oxide]

jolly ranchers ^^

[manic oriole]

kinda

wait susu

[wanton crown]

green apple jolly ranchers

[manic oriole]

isnt it bed oclock rn for u

[quasi oxide]

megamind

[manic oriole]

🔪

[wanton crown]

omg can yall pls agree with me that anything grape flavoured is gross

[quasi oxide]

no

[manic oriole]

except grapes

but yea wine 🤢

[quasi oxide]

it just don't taste like real grapes

[manic oriole]

and grape jolly ranchers 🤢

[wanton crown]

like in candy

[manic oriole]

oh

idk

[quasi oxide]

rasins💀

[wanton crown]

"grape" flavour tastes nothing like grapes

[manic oriole]

only if its bad, otherwise its fine

[manic oriole]

spelling 💀

raisins smh

[quasi oxide]

is it raisins

[manic oriole]

ye

[quasi oxide]

woe

[manic oriole]

yw

saving ur iq one word at a time

[quasi oxide]

bro my iq is like

[wanton crown]

I actually like raisins 💀

[quasi oxide]

2

[manic oriole]

wild

[wanton crown]

also raisin bread

[manic oriole]

my iq is my age + 136

[quasi oxide]

154

[manic oriole]

2 lower than the person I was trying to beat

[quasi oxide]

and who's that person

[manic oriole]

😮‍💨

OH

my irl best friend

shes better than me at legit everything

[quasi oxide]

L imagine having irl friends

[manic oriole]

except im taller than her and better at people

[manic oriole]

ikr skill issue fr

[wanton crown]

good job

[quasi oxide]

height just means you'll die faster and be dumber

[manic oriole]

ty

[manic oriole]

nope

[quasi oxide]

yes

[wanton crown]

I- 💀

[manic oriole]

height means i can see over peoples heads

[quasi oxide]

and die faster

[manic oriole]

u gotta try to peer through legs

[wanton crown]

LMAO PLS

[manic oriole]

u get kicked in crowds more susu

[wanton crown]

my with my 5'2 self

[quasi oxide]

and you get hit in the face by airplanes

[wanton crown]

it's a struggle fr

[manic oriole]

tysm!

[wanton crown]

peering through peoples legs

[manic oriole]

u fight ants for survival

[wanton crown]

real

[manic oriole]

people are just moving overpasses

[quasi oxide]

you struggle for air

[manic oriole]

you struggle for sunlight

[civic ledge]

Im back lol

[quasi oxide]

maybe that's a good thing

[manic oriole]

u cant even shower bc the water mists before it reaches u

[wanton crown]

totally random but I can actually fit in a suitcase bc I'm so smol

[manic oriole]

WAIT WHAT

oh i can too just a massive suitcase lol

[quasi oxide]

then how do baths exist

[wanton crown]

LMAOOO

[quasi oxide]

stoopid

[manic oriole]

u'd drown in baths nice try

[quasi oxide]

I can swim

[manic oriole]

unless u use water wings?

[manic oriole]

no u cant

[civic ledge]

69420

[wanton crown]

yeah like a small suitcase, I'm literally the master at hide and seek irl

[manic oriole]

u get mauled by minnows when u try

[quasi oxide]

HAHAHA

[manic oriole]

ikr

[quasi oxide]

MINNOWS

[wanton crown]

I was hiding in the cabinets behind the pots and pans once for a whole hour once

[manic oriole]

u dont keep a very clean bathtub

[civic ledge]

Hellooo 😭

[manic oriole]

lol nice

[quasi oxide]

how would you know

[manic oriole]

I love shelves

[quasi oxide]

.?

[manic oriole]

starr told me

she snitches everything

[civic ledge]

I told you what

[quasi oxide]

WHAT

[manic oriole]

also that u once almost got kidnapped by a fly

it almost carried u off

[civic ledge]

Huh

[manic oriole]

u gotta 1v1 spiders for dominance in the house

[civic ledge]

What have i returned to

[quasi oxide]

this is why your favorite show is sofia the first

[manic oriole]

WAIT FR

[wanton crown]

[manic oriole]

LMAO

[civic ledge]

Huh no its not its Wakfu

[quasi oxide]

I meant absurd

he's a baby

[manic oriole]

oh

[manic oriole]

bigger than u still

[quasi oxide]

you're a bigger baby?

💀 💀

[manic oriole]

yes

[quasi oxide]

LMAO

[manic oriole]

I cry better too

at least i get milk

[quasi oxide]

let's see if that's true lemme get a cup

[manic oriole]

so i have big strong bones

[quasi oxide]

huh?🤨

[manic oriole]

...

the only perk of being a baby...

[quasi oxide]

you better not say smth weird

[manic oriole]

i thought you'd know since u often get confused for one on the bus

[civic ledge]

Oh very true

[manic oriole]

random mothers grab u and just go at it

[quasi oxide]

HUH?

[civic ledge]

WHAT

[quasi oxide]

THEY WHA

[manic oriole]

being shorts a skill issue fr

[civic ledge]

WHAT WHAT

[manic oriole]

what

[quasi oxide]

😭

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

(absurd.. you do remember that I'm LESBIAN)

[manic oriole]

(ur a baby, doesnt matter)

or short

[quasi oxide]

bro.

[manic oriole]

idk which tbh

[civic ledge]

I thought u were bi azzie

[quasi oxide]

UGH

[manic oriole]

👀

[quasi oxide]

maya

[manic oriole]

wow

[quasi oxide]

didn't we have the talk about I prefer ladies

[manic oriole]

lying to a baby fr

smh

[manic oriole]

smart tbh, men kinda bad

we smell

without exception

[quasi oxide]

and have beards

ew

[manic oriole]

🤢

[civic ledge]

Prefer yes but i thought u were bi cus i prefer the female

[wanton crown]

men icky

[manic oriole]

TRUE

best opinion I've heard all day

[wanton crown]

I like man, singular, bc I'm bi

I love all women

[quasi oxide]

I haven't had any attraction to a real male in ages

[wanton crown]

then one man

[manic oriole]

based

[civic ledge]

Ah

[manic oriole]

based

neither have I

[quasi oxide]

yea you like cats

[manic oriole]

AYO

[quasi oxide]

shane dawson

[manic oriole]

whos that

[wanton crown]

💀

[quasi oxide]

someone who likes cats

too much

[manic oriole]

o

[civic ledge]

Who?

[manic oriole]

1 google search later and I am traumatized for life

tysm

imma go now

bye

[quasi oxide]

bro I told you

[quasi oxide]

I said the name

[civic ledge]

No i mean who is he

Is this the conversations i always miss out on while im asleep

[serene marsh]

Pink Glitch is happening to me

In murder mystery

[dapper cloud]

update your game

or someone who using pink skin to troll it

[inner hemlock]

I still get pink glitch on newer updates; on bedrock mc.

How to get pink glitch fast: play lots of murder mystery.

[thick oak]

OMG UR BACK HIII (caps)

[dapper venture]

😭😭

poor cats

[jade marten]

i like cats

cats are good

[dapper venture]

agreed

[vagrant phoenix]

Miss n' Comeback

[river anchor]

is that a zenith

[austere bramble]

From terraria

Looks very powerful

[river anchor]

obv thought it was from fortnite

[serene marsh]

boom zenith

[lament stag]

HIII

[oblique sun]

Pov you are the murderer and you have the zenith

Wr

[thick oak]

I MISSED UUUU (cpas)

[austere bramble]

Hello

[lament stag]

PROOF?🤨

[thick oak]

HOW

[lament stag]

IDK? lemme see ur ugly dog btw

[serene marsh]

g

g

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

[lament stag]

h

[serene marsh]

g

g

[lament stag]

ok i don’t wanna type h anymore

[serene marsh]

g

h

h

[lament stag]

lol

[serene marsh]

h

h

h

h

h

[lament stag]

banned

[serene marsh]

h

[lament stag]

reported

[serene marsh]

h

h

[lament stag]

LOL

[serene marsh]

nooo😭

h

h

[lament stag]

LMAOOO

[serene marsh]

h

[thick oak]

okok

[lament stag]

NOT UGLY

[thick oak]

LMAOOO

[lament stag]

so cute 😍

what’s it name

[thick oak]

maverick 😋

[lament stag]

bffr

[placid totem]

Please post pet pictures in #🐱・pets

[lament stag]

damn 😔

[thick oak]

no

[lament stag]

😭

[thick oak]

thinkin they can tell me what to do smh

[lament stag]

fr 🙄

not my liv 🙄

if it was me i would post my dog again

[thick oak]

this is like the fourth time ive posted him here

and now they wanna say smth

[lament stag]

😭

dang

ok i won’t say it again

🙄🙄🙄

[austere bramble]

Post on pets i want see too

._.

[snow belfry]

we've said this multiple times before, you are free to have a little off-topic chatter here, however please follow our rules; this chat is meant to be murder mystery related

[austere bramble]

😄

[lament stag]

ok

[heavy pond]

How do you want this chat murder mystery related if you just said we can have it off topic 💀

[austere bramble]

😄

[snow belfry]

i said a little off topic chatter is fine, for example asking someone how they are - it becomes a problem when it's all you talk about 🙂

[quasi oxide]

no thank you :D

[austere bramble]

: D

[quasi oxide]

I'm fine using my human rights

[heavy pond]

Lol

[snow belfry]

in that case you're more than welcome to chat in another server :)

[quasi oxide]

💀

[austere bramble]

☺️ murder mystery chat is always the best

[heavy pond]

I don’t understand why off topic is such a bad thing 💀 There’s only so much that you can talk about mm, it wouldn’t kill someone if off topic was in here

[quasi oxide]

ong

[placid totem]

There are different channels for different topics, I would suggest using the channel specific to what you want to talk about

[heavy pond]

Lol now they tryna back up a hive mod

[quasi oxide]

fun a moderator needed help from a helper

[austere bramble]

:blobheart:

[granite musk]

I'm close to lvl 500 this month

[heavy pond]

👍🏼

nice

[granite musk]

Ty!

[austere bramble]

Congratulations

[quasi oxide]

I'm almost lvl 700 B)

[granite musk]

Thanks!

[austere bramble]

😮

[placid totem]

Nice going!

[granite musk]

Nice too

[granite musk]

Tysm 🙂

[austere bramble]

Im close to lvl 20

[granite musk]

Rlly good

[austere bramble]

Oh thank you

[heavy pond]

💀

[granite musk]

No probelm

[austere bramble]

😄

[granite musk]

I started to play mm better a few days ago

[austere bramble]

That's good

Keep going

[granite musk]

Yes, thx! I think in november 2021 i was top 30

I should be so good again

[austere bramble]

Nice

[granite musk]

Ty, what's ur record?

[austere bramble]

Top 8 of i remember good

[granite musk]

Nice !!

[austere bramble]

In monthly

[granite musk]

Yes good

I play on phone you?

[austere bramble]

I bought pc in this month

[granite musk]

Nice

[austere bramble]

Before i was playing on phone like you

[granite musk]

And u was good on phone?

[austere bramble]

Not bad

[granite musk]

Ok, i am better on phone as on controller idk why

[jade marten]

i literally cannot play anything other than kbm

[granite musk]

What's kbm?

[jade marten]

keyboard + mouse

[granite musk]

Oh ok

I am good on my phone!

Im a phone player

[jade marten]

nice

[acoustic spire]

I wanna b a kbm player

:[

Life would get soo much easier ngl

[quasi oxide]

it doesn't guarantee it'd be easier yknow

you still have to practice playing on new controls practice actually using the practice against your enemies and then there's the people who are better than others which you may not expect

[proper ibex]

Found her on MM

[quasi oxide]

stan

[dreamy temple]

eat it

[dreamy temple]

pfp hot

[quasi oxide]

chill😭

[dreamy temple]

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

help me

[placid totem]

Please don’t spam :)

[blazing steppe]

spammers lol

man prestigeis killing me

[thick oak]

ok then dont prestige

[austere bramble]

😄

[blazing steppe]

no i mean like the thought to prestige 5 times

[thick oak]

ok then dont think about it

[blazing steppe]

shush

im trying to max hive unlike u my guy

[civic ledge]

Just afk it like groundwars

[austere bramble]

._.

[blazing steppe]

bro i didnt afk my guy

[thick oak]

its hive ion take it that serious??

[blazing steppe]

nah lol messing with u

[blazing steppe]

are u literally just gonna bother me like this

like every time i type u bother me

[civic ledge]

[austere bramble]

😄

[blazing steppe]

lol ur bio explains ALOT

[civic ledge]

Dontya mean status

[blazing steppe]

nope ur bio LOL

[blazing steppe]

have u maxed anyhting?

[civic ledge]

Its just basic info?

[blazing steppe]

exactly that BASIC info tells me alot abt why ur like this

[blazing steppe]

ur bio is the best'

[austere bramble]

Yes i know

[blazing steppe]

[civic ledge]

"hive grinder"?

[blazing steppe]

im not gonna say what but lol

[civic ledge]

If its trans female 💀

[thick oak]

yeah

[blazing steppe]

🟫

[blazing steppe]

cool what

[thick oak]

mm

thats why i be talkin here

[blazing steppe]

does it mean anything?

[austere bramble]

It's me

[blazing steppe]

ah maxes sence

ooh i get it

[austere bramble]

I'm orange square

[blazing steppe]

anything else?

[blazing steppe]

yeyey i see

[thick oak]

na

[civic ledge]

Is it Starrdoom - Devourer of Galaxies or Trans Female 💀

Oof

[blazing steppe]

not saying lol

[civic ledge]

Whats the point in mentioning if youre not gonna say which 💀

[blazing steppe]

bc its for me to know and u to never find out

[civic ledge]

[austere bramble]

Yes always the best

[thick oak]

michal did u reply to urself

[austere bramble]

Yes

[civic ledge]

💀

[blazing steppe]

lol

[civic ledge]

Mm chat is just stangeeee

[austere bramble]

😂

[blazing steppe]

[thick oak]

gn mm chat, hope all mods r banned when i get back 🤞🤞🤞

[austere bramble]

Oh

Goodnight