#🕵・murder-mystery
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i dont have the number of one -_-
...
what
hmm
lucky charms
LUCKY CHARMS (caps)
i cant call u a toddler i dont know any toddlers to call for u
think about some b words
😍
hi
Wait what about chuggington ones kinz
does your voice crack frequently? i have to make sure nahp was being honest
no
my voice is very low
bruh
why
ew
ur ew
thank u thank u
yw
yes
everyone except me ??,!!?!!?
some babies
Watch one of my vids
bushes
no that would be wrong
you said you'd get a paw patrol one
brushes?
Either my glitch finding video or update review are good ones
TRUE LOL
blueberries
b words as in the word ghetto white boys use to refer to girls
Female dogs
yes
That word
yes ma'am
Scooby doo
oh bae
hot
NO
ur doing this on purpose
beautiful?
u are blocked
maybe
but at least i dont want a paw patrol protection piece
Suspicious
there should be one with my face on it
and when it stretches it gives me a massive dome
Protection piece?
little einsteins
Where
kinz's pfp
ayo
u already have a massive dome
liv big brain fr
u wouldnt know
wouldnt I?
bully
u dont
i do
proof
WHAT
and u lied, ur head's concave
um that would be kind of weird
*is kind of weird
bc I am
i am currently behind u
Les go, two shots
yeah why r u behind me when i lack clothes.
LMAO
im actually in math class
thank god
its very specific...
NO??
im gonna get muted if i continue this conversation here
yup
No.
thats a skill issue tho
ok shut it
rario
(it'll be funny I promise)
mario?
tatio
ur just saying words...
do you think my dog likes being called stinkabutt
wow arent u cold smh
very
put on a sweater
skill issue
no
Why do people vote office so much when all they do is sit inside eachother 💀
How
bc they're lazy
cuz its easy
nahp knows my voice sound like Brazilian Man LOL
what does a brand lizing man sohnf like
probably like a man from brazil (i'm so smart)
you ever just wanna scream and shout and let it all out
ah yes this is what im raging at Murder Mystery YEP
yep lol
Another MM video in the making
@wanton gulch and coreygamin64 nice teaming bozos
Lol, I can already tell what is happening 😆
Runner Mains(Hide) and Crossteamers
Has athlerobot reached level 200 yet
yes they are pres 1 100
Hes insane
Who’s 2nd
Dang 😔
Rip
skill issue
Skissue
sissue
Have you done all the pantheons?
the what now?
Lol, I can already tell what is happening 😆
wait? He prestige 2??
Huh?! I did not send that twice now?! 😭😭
This is literally identical to one of my smoothest controller trickshots wat
Now thas what i call a headshot-
Wait its not playing wat
Oh now it is
And 3 more lol
Crazy 🙏

alright my friends
i am finally home from school
mood
now time to find a video to watch while i play
oh my god
a 1 hour sss video, lets goooo
...
Thats me
Why
coryxkenshin 😩
yk u gotta be 13 to use discord right 💀
I don't care
another person getting muted over age?
I am
posting selfies in hive mm chat is a big nono
Ok?
violates rule 7 (?)
Ok
yessir cory
so um
just watched a video by him
imma just let a mod handle it then
xband did you do all the pantheons
@barren ingot
still don’t know what that means
wat
how you got that profile pic and don't know?
Let’s keep this channel for Murder Mystery topics only please 😅
okay
yes sir 🫡
i will
bruh it’s been awhile 😭
i just won a clean match as murderer
wait you talking about the dlc?
yeah
did 2 of them and gave up
me too
too hard for me
lol
but i did beat every boss not counting dlc
glooks
Treasure Wars
dr
blockdrop
ctf
murder mystery
(its usually not on-topic to discuss murder mystery in this channel tbf)
i dont like murder mystery so i do not want to talk about it
okay gripl
ok thoekn
imagine liking mm
ik
agreed
So true
Did Hive predicted new planet in the future
predict*
Ok grammar police
Bruh it’s like a moon or dwarf planet or something
also eris is a planet
yes dwarf planet
google 🥰
Pluto im p sure
Pluto is a planet though
everyone’s complaining about how hard it is to be murderer now when there’s an obvious solution
just have 8 murderers in one round
now its absolutely fair to both sides
dwarf planet
It’s hard when the lobby is filled with sweats.
which is why 8 murderers will do the trick of solving that
plutonia
So like 4 innocents with a bow shoot random innocents instead of the murderer
Or maybe they’ll get the murderer if luck.
everyone else is a sheriff
and also there’s like 30 people now
its genius when you really think about it
Game wouldn’t be too fun if everyone has access to having a bow/arrow.
Make it 50
thats a better idea
Like in the beginning of the game.
Fr
actually scratch 8 murderers, make that number 25
What if you were the murderer and everyone got a bow/arrow during the start of the game
You would lose asap.
Imagine needing 10 coins for a one shot bow
itd be funny
but the murderers have an advantage
they’re all invisible, have xray vision and also have speed on
Hacks.
Nah
features
Yes
If everyone was a sheriff but can’t see where the murderer is because the killer is invisible, then how are the sheriffs supposed to kill the murderer?
im like Cigarette Miyamoto coming up with all these ideas
or whatever his name was
easy, they have 5 layers of armor, and super SUPER speed (which is faster then super speed)
among us
Helmet, chest plate, leggings, shoes, and what
and the sheriffs can use their sword too
a hacked version of the zapper
except it's not as sharp
Equipped with auto aim
and a cute little propeller hat. it doesn’t do anything but it looks cute
because of my massive intellect
no, not that
So literally a bunch of doppelgängers.
Because it is
you could say…impostors
one of them is an actual murderer
(thats a amongus reference!!)
i got another idea, that i honestly have idea why it isn’t in minecraft already
guns.
nvm u killed it
muskets
If guns existed in Minecraft then people would be using bows less or never.
the guns are the kind from the 1800s, also everyone must sound like a mafia member
no
ew
wow that was an instant no
i swear
there is a minecraft knockoff that has a musket
and you have to load it manually
alright, i see, people aren’t on board with the gun idea. how about this:
everyone has a giant laser beam that cuts through everything
Now that is too futuristic.
already sounds amazing to me
guns can’t be in minecraft bc that’s not kid appropriate
villagers breed every like 10 minutes... its not that its not appropriate, it would just ruin the feel
says who, Mr. Minecraft, the CEO of Mojang? im the new boss now and i say guns should be in minecraft
But you kill people and animals in minecraft and is that considered kid appropriate?
Fr
you LITERALLY shove other humans into boxes and make them do business with u and u feed them to a zombie if u dont like their prices
mc is already very inhumane
FR
it’s considered fantasy violence
PETA’s gonna get a call from this
adding guns into minecraft would change the ratings
fr, have u ever fed a parrot a cookie 💀
Nobody talking about the farm
if you mean the critic’s ratings, because guns will make this game an instant 10/10
I feel like guns would be added in Minecraft but we would have to wait very soon or it would probably be never.
Not talking about potato farm or carrot farm
no
guns wouldn’t make sense at all in minecraft and wouldn’t fit
Minecraft is at its peasant era where electricity and wifi doesn’t exist.
right + magic and alchemy
Dragon, zombies, skeletons
no one remembers that villagers own tiny little pistols they shoot you with? or was that just a dream i had once
seek professional help
bros been playing too much cod 💀
and bits of 18th century here and there
(see redstone)
idk, redstone is pretty advanced
i do, i have a psychiatrist
(his name is me)
even modern science cant make an infinite power source from a stick and a rock
but mc has a lever that generates infinite energy
We never really see what's inside the piston
fr
Could be the most complex or simple mechanics in that thing
did you know? tiny little dwarves are pushing the piston every time it turns on
its true, i heard it straight from Steve Mojang
didnt know that
daily reminder: 11, 13, and 5
fr
those are numbers, yes indeed
no
I agree
yes
cave ambience, even
oh, are those what those numbers mean?
Shoot invis murderers
Its possible
:^)
just “get good” as the kids say nowadays
nah
those 3 are the music discs 💀
oh, i though you were just posting random numbers
xd
makes it sound like you’re 80
Back in my day people played with their gamey boys in the garden in their fort!
They dont even touch their fort now i broke my hernia makin it for the ungrateful brats!
whats a game..girl?
Old person trying to understand what a game boy is but calling it gamey boy
aren’t those like those weird blue boxes with the buttons and whatever?
Back in my day we used to play with stones all day go find something to do sonny 👴🏻
yes i do, im just playing around
Thank god.
i own an authentic game boy actually
Back in my day i stayed home waiting for my husband to come back from the war 👵
back in my day we stayed around a campfire hoping not to be killed by 500 diseases or animals
you kids will never know the joy of making paintings on the walls as a giant bear devours the hunters of your group
Back in my day we had the black plague this corona balogna ain’t nothin 👴🏻
Back in my day we actually were able to discipline our kids and not get cancelled on twitter 👵
back in my day we used to get land on other lands
back in my day we used facebook 👩
:^)
i still use it even today but not quite nowadays because discord
Facebook moms: 
man, you must be really old
😭
the real question is why you’re in a server called obama 😭
Yes
oh and
hello @civic ledge 🐈⬛
Hello
guys remember to stay on topic 👴🏻
pls no
why not
the Funtime animatronics
i was referring to FNaF 3 mechanics
FEDDY FABER?1?!1!1!!2?1!2!2?1!?11?1!1??
(caps smh)
Oh
yeah
lure away the murderer
if, it's gonna take place in maps like Office, Eso Hotel, Pigment, Toy House, and Museum
everyone gets in a springlock suit and suffers a long slow death
And then proceeds to resurrect a lot
all while your voice gets retconned thrice over
someone play me in rock paper scissors
that's just pigment for you tbh
ok
ok you go first 😃
ok choose one
scissor
I'm always murderer on the everant stage and it's annoying fr
then don’t be
jump in water time 🦀
paper
best choice 😊
scissors
rock
ok I’ll go rock
wow
scissors ✂️
ik i’m so good
nah ur trash
yes you can
maybe u can lose instead
how
I have a gun
oh
i have shield 🛡️
I have fmj rounds
i volunteer as tribute
i have a mirror 🪞
shoot me first
bullets bounce off mirror and hit you
bullet break mirror
ong
think smarter not harder 😎
u should try it
you should
think right not wrong
fr
gj
😙
it is
LOL
💀
does it let u say it
maybe
it does
wowowo
i like sweet tea
I like McDonald’s
you were too cool
fair
👀
what are u talking about
I thought u were star
bro💀
omg is that theee star
🥲
no it's a different starrdoom
do skull if you like office
then what did you mean
...
ur mom
that’s what i’m saying
are u emo
no he's jack
anyways gn THEEE mobilemoomooo
same thing
jackjack from the incredibles
i'm just me
he’s him
rock
scissors
desert eagle
i win again ha
L u lose
rpg
blast shield
orangutan
ez w brooke
fmj bullets
fr, he slackin
bro copied me😭
which makes it better and original
ong
ok hold on
no
cool fmj bullets
I'm letting go
fr
are they really cool though?
yes
no
like super cool
it’s not ok to lie
if you have to say it's cool then it's probably not
u need to work on yourself and fix ur lying problem
listen i ain’t lying trust me
why should I
👂
i’m cool and i’m using them so they must be cool
so they’re not cool
LOL
how does one listen
y’all haters
ear
👂 😃👂
ok dumbo
the lack of symmetry bothers me
ur so right
don’t report me pls pls pls i’m gud kid and make server guuder 😫
MODS
💀
not any better tbh
dw i fixed it
interesting
what’s guuder
gooder i assume but who knows lol
this is what a 12 year old would say
rlly violating dc rules
banned
oh no not this again 💀
BRUH NOO
💀💀💀💀💀
gooder ain't a word🤨
more like goober bc that's you
LOL
that sucks
life sucks
truth
wait what
bruh i spelled it like that on purpose
sure
but y’all just haters praying on my downfall 😒
you wish
I hope it comes soon
you what🤨
guys im sorry to inform u
.
you wot m8
nobody gets banne don this disc
english?
let’s test that
just switch the d and the space
speedrun ban
ez way to get ban go
again, u call flashlights torches
alright i'll switch the d then
This is not a place to discuss age 😅
AHAH
ok and
I TOLD YOU (caps)
bit late but fair enough
get with it
i think anybody with half a brain couldve "TOLD YOU
can you word
what's a brain and where can i get one
ikr
fortnite
illegal
roblox
NOPE
scuba divin
oh
nuh uh
mom
dont u even think about it mobiel moo moo
hide and seek
:(((
i wasn't gonna say anything tho
can we leave absurd to be the only hns lover in this chat?
nice
hide and seek is just no
mobiel moo moo is no longer beyond hope
i do make sense sometimes
sometimes
but not usually
cheeseburgers
yum
fr
arbys
cheaburger
we have the meats
hamster
chezborger
I watched this tiktok
jack loves a bit of meat
say “hi back” if you’re the lamest person out there
it was inappropriate
do i?
yes
hi back
idk where u got that from
hi back
hello
bsck
what's that
yes
maybe he is dyslexic
I think so
same
i am not
u should go get a check up
oh trust me i probably have way worse
like what
go get it checked on then
idk just stuff
omg not stuff
yes stuff
imagine replying “imagine being uncool” must be really lame
that’s so bad 🙁🙁🙁
imagine imagining
imagine being uncool
imagine imagining imagining
imagine that
I never get murderer on good maps anymore it's always pigment help 
uninstall
avoid pigment then
skill isuue
pigment is free murderer
if u play it right
idk why yall go outside and flex ur sword in the yard and complain
but thats not the right approach to this scenario
yes..
hand over thy goodies at once
I don't I usually stay upstairs
oooo the good stuff
I got it down to 5 people left it's just that everyone has bows in the first 30 seconds
why pigment when warehouse
then vote
in the last 30s u abuse ur throwable in the yards
why warehouse when toy house
poor throwable
popcorn deserves to be thrown
okay but office 
think im on the baseball bat rn
no
I need a skull throwable
I throw a bone
believe it or not, u can switch which throwable u use!
bc I wanna edit bad to the bone so badly into a clip of seeing a skull fly by
wow never would have guessed that
i really shouldve given u directions to the brain store
i throw tire bc someone told me tires the best
isn't there a pizza? or a burger or smth- idr I haven't changed my throwable in forever
same
is it the tire that's the broken throwable
ur fake jack
I've thrown a bone ever since I bought that animal bundle I think it was? or Halloween?
I never bother w my locker
noo
animal bundle
yes imagine deleting it
anyways ima gn gts
couldn't be me
mobiel noo noo
true
noo noo?
nobile
lol
gn 😽
and get sniped bc everyone has 2 arrows
but also
from more than like 15 blocks away, the throwable is reactable and super dodgable

man I've been in two rounds in the past hour alone now where the murderer has their friend pick up the sheriff bow and just hold it
just kill them ez
exactly 💅🤨
lol
I was on museum chasing the murderer for like two whole minutes trying to get close enough to shoot him and someone took my kill 
🤯
@heavy pond this one
I’ll remember. Thank you
You're welcome
Fr unless you're stuck
Which is unlikely
But as most have said
Chances are low but never zero
guys i agree
good job

its ez
dodge
Not really
yeah its not tht hard
Only on rem and pigment
Hello
Rem because you gotta play alot more different than most maps if you play agressive
Pigment because cheesy cubes
The rest you can be aggressive or sneaky and win
xd
Indeed
Greatest tactic in the world
._.
Wow i made 4 murderer eliminations in a row!
congratulations
Ty
congratulations
stole what i said be more original 😒
that was the point 😋
o
u
moment
oh
oh
nah you're not "behind" you're over alot of ppl you just don't think so whenever you see other ppl who aren't below that
when i used to play i was lvl 70ish and i was still low lvl
Hive Murder Mystery
sux
Yes
Hive Murder Mystery
michal your skin made me barf
I'm just not a fan of that orange
Alaronge
Its reference to fire
Yes
Hot rod

Calling someone hot rod is calling them hot
maya.
Thats what it means xD
no it means the car
what
XD
I don't use british terms
._.
I'm american
Hello american, my name is Starr
sthu
Ty!
I wanted do the same
😭

why are you crying
What means sthu? .-.
shut the hell up
Oh okey I'm sorry
💀
it’s okay
😭
ur forgiven
Thank you ☺️
ur welcome
yes but the color scheme on the hair is not forgiven
what hair
My hair?
that's an annoyingly bright orange and yellow
Yes i mean i like stand out
That ones awesomee
Wait
I have hat
.-.
I just don't changed pfp
It's cool
I am p cool 🥶
Yes (._.)
The eye is the scary
is it ;)
Cyclop
(; it is
u@p
It's like in anime
man - monster
woman - human looking monster
True
my specialty is making humanlike things but they're not human :D
I would send my other work but idt the mods would like it💀
Aye? 
Ohhh
what is that
Smile
Thank you i always believed in my art talent
💀 💀
LOL
I repaired it
I mean from this before
alright wise guy "repair" this
What is this up
the tongue😭
😄
LMAO
Yes I'm sorry too
YOU DREW IT SO SMOOTH😭 (caps)
I used to be a fanartist rememberrr
oh yeahhh :D
._.
then dms
Ill send then delete lol
Show me too
I liek btd
Monke
I havent played battles 2
it just can't be played w noise it's bad
Ah
the characters are annoying
Btd6 beroes have lines too tho
when he proceeds to MISS his shot
EXACTLY (caps)
HAHAHA
Psi is the best
I haven't touched btd since coolmath
Ah so the btd4 days
p much
Bmc is so nice
I wish it had a sequel like battles to suit btd6 graphics
I can imagine gettin a bloody BAD tile ._.
yay
BAD is so cool
I might have to look into the series again
:D
who agrees
you are very odd lucas
WHAT??
lol
guess who’s out of jail 🥳
HIIII
HIIII
Missed you fr
missed u more ofc 🙄
get a room
flex
ok
lol
ok
ko
ThAtS almost 5 days- 💀
113 seconds+ 35 milliseconds+ 53 microseconds = 4.71 days
Almost 5 days..
That's not what I mean but yes
Oh

