🕵・murder-mystery

[old wolf]

yep

oreos

[manic oriole]

ayyyy

[vestal arrow]

Bro this was last night it’s already done and over with

[old wolf]

yeah

[rose hull]

Nah mate I have a doner kebab with classic coke

Definitely prepared

[tiny sphinx]

Lmaoooo

[small star]

She couldn’t respond to any of it. So she finally did.

[vestal arrow]

Cool I don’t care

[tiny sphinx]

zMvunics btw y'all

[old wolf]

no one cares

[small star]

🥰

[tiny sphinx]

or however my name is spelled

[old wolf]

goofy kids

[tiny sphinx]

if you don't care then don't respond

[vestal arrow]

Ok teamer

[old wolf]

nah cuz i'm tryna talk to others

[small star]

HAHA

Would love to see recent clips of him or his friends teaming

I’m waiting

[vestal arrow]

Ok bye I don’t have time for you 💀💀

[civic ledge]

Omg yum

[small star]

ok lmao

[civic ledge]

Nevermind

Make it 5 mins lmaoo

[manic oriole]

its like ok boomer but worse 💀

[vestal arrow]

💀💀💀

[tiny sphinx]

I jus wanna know why asu was talking ish bout me when I wasn't here to defend myself n I queued in her game n she didn't say nun lmao

that's funny to me 😂

jus targeted me

[serene marsh]

[tiny sphinx]

wya asu

[jade marten]

and we're still going on about it apparently

[tiny sphinx]

lmaoooo

word we are

[manic oriole]

picnic is such a funny name

[small star]

She only talks bout people behind their backs, she won’t respond

[manic oriole]

lol

[tiny sphinx]

hey star get yo bestie

wanna talk to her

[civic ledge]

I choked on my wkd on that

[civic ledge]

Shes asleep rn

[tiny sphinx]

darn

[small star]

Nah even when she was actively talking on hive chat, she said something smart to stitches and stitches pinged her and responded, but she said nothing. But she will talk about stitches and everyone else when they can’t see (:

[tiny sphinx]

ikr

wiiiiild

like grow a pair guys

[civic ledge]

I was asleep during that soo cant explain that

[small star]

I already did explain it

[tiny sphinx]

absurd was talking smack too so I'm here now bro so talk yo stuff

[manic oriole]

wow misoganistic much?

ignore the spelling

[civic ledge]

Theyre still going on

[tiny sphinx]

woooord I am verrrry

[vestal arrow]

Fr 💀

Anywho hola estrella :D

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[tiny sphinx]

riiiight lol

[manic oriole]

certified and diagnosed

[civic ledge]

Hola arcoiris :D

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[tiny sphinx]

ong

man this is crazy you guys talkin bout me n my friends when we're not here but gets real quiet when we respond

js

[manic oriole]

yes bc we're all so terrified of you

[civic ledge]

Teamers are so scary 😭

[manic oriole]

not that we're doing other things

[tiny sphinx]

never said you guys were lol

[manic oriole]

at all

[vestal arrow]

Lmao

[manic oriole]

im currently doing chem homework

[vestal arrow]

Oof that sounds hard

[manic oriole]

no

[tiny sphinx]

ok then stop talking n go do that

[manic oriole]

just a bunch of checking tables

[manic oriole]

this is entertaining tho

its like a circus

well

[tiny sphinx]

buut gotta focus on your work bro

[civic ledge]

[manic oriole]

-_-

smh

so right tho

[vestal arrow]

🎪

[jaunty axle]

smh

[civic ledge]

Melon juggling on a tightrope

[jaunty axle]

melon juggling

[civic ledge]

Dont.

[jaunty axle]

[civic ledge]

😭

Whyy

[jaunty axle]

Watermelon Throwable when

[civic ledge]

Prestige 5 lvl 100 secret item

[vestal arrow]

A melon can only dream

[jaunty axle]

imagine

This chat is wack

I said I was going to stop talking here and then I see it go wack

and to no surprise there's no moderation, not until someone posts a gif that is

[elder osprey]

what do you guys think abt the new maps?🙏

LMAO

[jade marten]

eu is so god dam sweaty tonight jesus

[jaunty axle]

Remnant-Really Big, okay map, proof tracker needs to be buffed
Pigment-Really Small, okay map, cubes may need to be nerfed
Chroma-Moderate, "okay" map

[manic oriole]

oh

[jaunty axle]

lol it got removed

[manic oriole]

wow that was fast

[elder osprey]

omds the one with the leaves and stuff is huge

[manic oriole]

my goodness

[jade marten]

summoned the mod lmao

[snow belfry]

whenever i check in here the chat seems to be about mm 🥲

[serene marsh]

hmm

[jaunty axle]

I know for a fact I argued with a mod before while everyone else had an off topic conversation, which resumed 2 hours after the argument dropped

[manic oriole]

30 minute argument summoned no mods, i post a gif of pikachu pushing a kitten and 2 arrive

wow

[elder osprey]

w

[manic oriole]

its magic or something

[civic ledge]

I didnt even see 😭

[manic oriole]

it got deleted within a second

those were some unironic god gamer reflexes ngl

[snow belfry]

no matter how much we enforce our rules people will still start off topic discussions, which to an extent isn't too big of an issue as long as it isn't all they talk about

[manic oriole]

rosey wanna argue with me

i think chroma >> pigment

[snow belfry]

i try my best to check all the channels but it can be difficult 😭

[manic oriole]

fair enough lol

also skill issue

[snow belfry]

pile that with in-game moderation 🥲

[manic oriole]

oh thats true

ty for all ur hard work 🫡

[snow belfry]

of course

[manic oriole]

punishing hackers and teamers o7

[elder osprey]

aw

[manic oriole]

gods work fr

[snow belfry]

yeah lets stop with the off-topic images please

[serene marsh]

y

[jade marten]

z

[old wolf]

okay

[jaunty axle]

can concurr tbg

[snow belfry]

whenever i play on pigment i just immediately die 💀

[jaunty axle]

alright

[jaunty axle]

It's the cubes

[serene marsh]

skill issue

[snow belfry]

chroma is a good map though

not too big a fan of remnants

[snow belfry]

the murderer always seems to spawn right next to me

[elder osprey]

cant wait for the halloween map to return

[old wolf]

which one?

[jaunty axle]

oh idk then, I do know the murderer almost always dies fast on Pigment

[old wolf]

ghost house?

[elder osprey]

the one where it’s

[jaunty axle]

Witch School

[old wolf]

ghost house

[elder osprey]

YEA

[elder osprey]

this one

[old wolf]

ghost house best hallo map

[snow belfry]

or if they're half decent they win - pigment sort of gives me office map vibes

[elder osprey]

wish they could’ve kept it permanent i rly liked it😭

[old wolf]

nah that's what makes it special

[jaunty axle]

I call it Office II so dont feel alone

[elder osprey]

yeah pigment is the only decent one out of the new maps imo

[jaunty axle]

Chroma is "okay"

[manic oriole]

same tho

[jaunty axle]

Armour just needs to be banished to the shadow realm

[manic oriole]

chroma is goated except the armor yea

[jaunty axle]

imo armour doesnt belong in a social deduction game

[manic oriole]

FR

[clear grotto]

when i first played the new maps i liked remnants the most then chroma then pigment but the more i play them the more it turns into the reverse order

[jaunty axle]

it would have been cool if they added something like slowfalling to the game, or a splash potion if blindness called a flash bomb, but armour kinda kills the spirit I think

[elder osprey]

i don’t get why they had to make remnants so big tho

like did they not learn from eso hotel

[civic ledge]

Chroma - balanced, sorta spaceship 2 where its almost symmetrical

Pigment - very unbalanced, start murdering near a cube to take out a sweat chunk

Remnants - eso on steroids

[elder osprey]

that would be cool

[jaunty axle]

Remnants is in a funny place, as at least 2 people will try to exit the map

and then die

[elder osprey]

LMAO

it’s a pretty map just

it sucks for murder mystery

[jaunty axle]

you can exit the map but I wont discuss how, just know I've already reported it

[civic ledge]

Remnant looks stunning but is low performance

Albeit i do like playing on it

[elder osprey]

every time ive played it i got murderer

so it’s cursed imo

[serene marsh]

i know who you are >:)

[civic ledge]

I like rem murderer

[elder osprey]

HI

[civic ledge]

I just time out or get so few kills from jumpers

[serene marsh]

HEYY

[elder osprey]

sky what’s ur opinions on the new maps

hmm

[serene marsh]

chroma is nice i like that but pigment is a no for me, my eyes hurt when i look at the colours, remnants is kinda okay but my fps dies every time i try to play on that map

[jaunty axle]

it takes me until the roles are shown for Remnant to load

[manic oriole]

me too bro 💀

[civic ledge]

Same

[old wolf]

rip

[pallid summit]

half the time i shoot my bow on pigment there is an innocent in the way

or the murd is chasing someone else and i run into their sword

[jaunty axle]

for me I clock 20 seconds before the murderer dies

[old wolf]

clock?

[thick oak]

clock

[old wolf]

gripl

hi

[glossy token]

OH MY god

finally unmuted again

anyways hey guys lols

back

again😘😘💋💋

who missed me

[dusty plover]

Welcome back

[old wolf]

bruh

how you get muted?

[manic oriole]

pinging random people

[manic oriole]

me!

[old wolf]

lmaooo

[manic oriole]

may if u wanna ever get perma banned just say ur 12

[jade marten]

💀

i laughed way too much at that

[glossy token]

no

i LEGIT

told someone

cuz im like so nice

like be safe yk!?

[civic ledge]

When u getting muted this time

[glossy token]

im actually planning to get banned for like a week probably earliest would be tuesday 7:32pm GMT

[thick oak]

shut up

[civic ledge]

Pliv!

[manic oriole]

how?

and why?

[manic oriole]

thoe?

[glossy token]

breathing

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[glossy token]

k

[thick oak]

bro 😭

[hardy venture]

There is a limited time map called Ghost House which you can only access through custom servers. This map is a spooky reskin of toy house. It contains its own custom models.

[old wolf]

yes?

[manic oriole]

ye

thats a halloween thing, same with witch school

and its different from toyhouse bc one of the windows on the bottom floor is open so funnier loops exist

[old wolf]

yeah

[civic ledge]

I think pigment might be even less preferable than office ._.

[hardy venture]

pigment is cool because of the cube system.

[civic ledge]

Thats the exact reason why i hate it

[manic oriole]

yea

the cubes need tweaks for sure

[thick oak]

cube system dont even work for me, i miss both shots 💯

[glossy token]

WOAH

[civic ledge]

So i just found out something cool about armor

If youre inno and have armor, if you pick up the magnifying glass your armor is removed

I very much like that

This update has very few things that please me and this is one of them

How did i not die there

My heart at that moment

Wait huh

I still had armor there???

But- it was removed yall seein that right

Starrdoom discovers yet another visual glitch?

[dusty plover]

Heart attack lol

Jump scares in mm are fun

[civic ledge]

No look at it

I had armor just before i pick up the magnifying glass

But it was removed

[dusty plover]

Wait there’s armor in mm?

[civic ledge]

But i still got hit and i apparently still had armor

[civic ledge]

Since prestige yes

[dusty plover]

Man I really need to catch up

[civic ledge]

Omg this visual glitch might just be so op

Time to make a video on it :D

[manic oriole]

or a bug report on the forums....

u do u tho ig

[civic ledge]

Hell no

Remember i did the chicken skin on witch school video

[manic oriole]

i do remember that

ur just becoming a hive bugs channel lol

[quasi oxide]

huh who what

[manic oriole]

shes alive :D

[civic ledge]

Azzie :DD

[quasi oxide]

you rly think I'm soft enough to report someone for talking

[quartz scroll]

yes.

[quasi oxide]

didn't ask you

[manic oriole]

whys that sticker look so 😳

dump truck head fr

[glossy token]

sussy

[manic oriole]

ikr

[quasi oxide]

not physically

[manic oriole]

oh

its the thought that counts tho right

[dusty plover]

Making some cs’s rn so I can learn the new maps

[manic oriole]

uh oh vitamin's typing

bouta get more drama

[small star]

Yes. Funny everyone understood how stitches was joking about her age but you 🤣

[manic oriole]

im pretty sure susu doesnt think shes 12 either 💀

[quasi oxide]

ymean when I said sorry I can't make a 12 yr old like me?

that was sarcasm.

[dusty plover]

Is it just me or are they confusing

[manic oriole]

vitamin with the interesting ideas smh

[manic oriole]

just u

except remnant

[jade marten]

also it doesn't have to be reported for the mods take action

[manic oriole]

remnant was a maze and a half to learn

[quasi oxide]

obv it's also cute how they think adding LOL or laughing emojis makes them tougher or look any more mature than anyone else

[manic oriole]

wait a moment

are u attacking me verbally

i take offense

[quasi oxide]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[small star]

Anyone can say LOL if they want. Because it’s worth laughing over

[manic oriole]

i demand an apology

[manic oriole]

LOL

[small star]

Yesss

[manic oriole]

i love lol its such a funny thing to say

vitamin got any more wisdom u wanna share?

[quasi oxide]

you right i'm sorry, that you're a baby

[manic oriole]

coming from the 2 foot terror...

me when short people talk

[quasi oxide]

yes every human has two feet genius

[manic oriole]

2 foot tall 🙄

and wow thats ablist

[civic ledge]

[manic oriole]

not every human has 2 feet smh

[quasi oxide]

+3'5

[manic oriole]

is that out or sideways

[quasi oxide]

L skill issue

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[dusty plover]

Really? Imo it’s the most straightforward of the new maps

[manic oriole]

really? all the other maps are easier lol

chromas just color coding and pigments toyhouse but with a second outside

[quasi oxide]

and built by a toddler

[manic oriole]

fr

pigment is just shapes with colors

[quasi oxide]

and tight squeezes with turns

[manic oriole]

right

shapes + colors + tight corners

which is good bc it hinders 3rd person corner camping

[quasi oxide]

you also can get a bow before the 10 seconds of the game go by too 💀

[manic oriole]

imo

[manic oriole]

yea

cubes need changes fr

anyways i gtg im helping someone with physics, cu

[dusty plover]

Are there any 30sec speed potions on the new maps?

[quasi oxide]

I think chroma has it

[jade marten]

is it just me or does remnants kinda give off a temple run vibe

[civic ledge]

Azzie

[civic ledge]

Omg temple run

I loved that game on my ipod

[dusty plover]

I haven’t played it in so long

[jade marten]

omg saaaame

[quasi oxide]

maya

[dusty plover]

I don’t think I’ll need to memorize coin locations on pigment jeez there’s so much

[civic ledge]

Hi :›

[quasi oxide]

hi <3

[old wolf]

hi

[jade marten]

hello there

[old wolf]

hello again

[civic ledge]

Hello

[old wolf]

hello

[jade marten]

hello; oh no boom

[old wolf]

i give up on dbd

i will finish rift later

[dusty plover]

How do you guys feel about the new coins

[serene marsh]

hello

[dusty plover]

I personally don’t really like them

[old wolf]

ez xp

[dusty plover]

True ig

[serene marsh]

dead by daylight?

[old wolf]

good qol for a non hive+ like me

and yeah

[serene marsh]

bruh stopped playing when they did the perk change update

[old wolf]

lmao

some of the changes sucked but i still be playin

[serene marsh]

can’t believe they nerfed self care a already butt perk

[old wolf]

rip

[quasi oxide]

hey chats back to normal another win for the non teamers

[old wolf]

ikr

bruh i just realized my prof graded my assignment

[civic ledge]

30 minutes later:

[old wolf]

Oh no bros my next one is due wed

[manic oriole]

Uh oh

I believe in u tho

[civic ledge]

I dont think ima ever enjoy murdering on chroma or rem again now

[old wolf]

i have 5 more articles to read

[civic ledge]

Not with this glitch i jus found 😭

[old wolf]

this why you don't procrastinate

[manic oriole]

Report it then

Lol

[old wolf]

3 today, 2 tomorrow. good plans

[serene marsh]

chroma best map

[old wolf]

i love chroma

[civic ledge]

I dont go on forums

[serene marsh]

fr chroma 😩

[civic ledge]

I hate it too much there lmao

Besides

"first impressions" are a big thing and my first impression there wasnt good so yh i dont go near it lmao

[old wolf]

bruh and math hw ohmygod

[manic oriole]

U should

[serene marsh]

sounds like you need to do work ahead of time

[old wolf]

i probably hsoudl

[serene marsh]

how’s you misspell that so bad 😭

[old wolf]

i tyoe t oto ahfar

i type too fafst

i tup[e toof afst

bruh

[serene marsh]

💀

[old wolf]

not the fnf musoc

[vagrant phoenix]

yes

Monochrome is good

[quasi oxide]

dont

[civic ledge]

Dont what

[quasi oxide]

don't jinx it I've had enough of the accusations after theyve been getting exposed

[thick oak]

hi

[old wolf]

hi gripl

[civic ledge]

True

[austere bramble]

hello

what it means

[old wolf]

huh

[austere bramble]

i dont understand pls help me

[old wolf]

no

[austere bramble]

maybe its like hello

:DDD

[quasi oxide]

sometimes it's a compliment

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[austere bramble]

😄

[quasi oxide]

maya dont

no jokes pls

[jade marten]

that's one way of looking at it

[civic ledge]

Orrr they could be comparing you to the most op tool

Smh yall got dirty minds

[austere bramble]

yes i think that too

[civic ledge]

Who wouldn't wanna be a Netherite hoe

[jade marten]

netherie

[austere bramble]

i was confused bc of this

tool

[jade marten]

i'm always confused

[austere bramble]

but im not tool

[civic ledge]

Hello always confused, my name is Starr

[jade marten]

shush

[civic ledge]

Hello not tool, my name is Starr

[civic ledge]

Hm?

[austere bramble]

yes. the best is when ask u something and u answer nothing...

[austere bramble]

no answer

[thick oak]

blcoked

[jade marten]

oh that's usually because missed the chat and didn't realise or i die early

[jade marten]

blcoked

[thick oak]

blocked x2

[civic ledge]

Take out bl

[jade marten]

i saw that too

[civic ledge]

In the pronunciation

[vagrant phoenix]

laughs in Demoman

[quasi oxide]

you usually make jokes so I thought you were gonna say one

[quasi oxide]

like this

😭

[quasi oxide]

no

[old wolf]

man wnat i do>

[civic ledge]

Sure

💀

[serene marsh]

coked

[manic oriole]

When u drink too much cola

[civic ledge]

I liek mountain dew

[serene marsh]

Hello Starr, my name is Starr

mm is dead game

[civic ledge]

Kinda true that

[serene marsh]

mm should be called kill the edaters game

[jade marten]

fr

[serene marsh]

I find them every game

[old wolf]

i always find edaters in the arcade games

ctf mainly

[civic ledge]

Isnt ctf completely dead or smt

[quasi oxide]

yeah it died

it was like tw w the sweat parties for about a month

then it got shoved down by the randoms

and hackers

[civic ledge]

Ctf died when Zec, yp etc quit

[jade marten]

eu is so dead tonight, had like 3 pass murds in a row BRUH

[jaunty axle]

Welcome to the New World Program

[civic ledge]

Im not playing rn

[serene marsh]

crazy

[jaunty axle]

hello not playing rn, my names Duncan

[civic ledge]

Im in hub w azzie rn

[jaunty axle]

god I have good timing

[civic ledge]

DUNCAN

And before you do it again
DUNCAN

[jaunty axle]

[vagrant phoenix]

Ayy Duncan

Long time no see

[jaunty axle]

Hello Az long time no see ^^

How have ya been?

[civic ledge]

Toaster boi

[vagrant phoenix]

Aye, I'm good... currently lvl 112

and now it's sleepy time

[civic ledge]

Its so early 😭

[jaunty axle]

wahoo

[quasi oxide]

wait what

[jaunty axle]

I'm only level 120

[quasi oxide]

what happened

[jaunty axle]

The moment I look here I felt inclined to reply to her making a fatal error

[quasi oxide]

this isn't english class w your 3rd person sentences

[jaunty axle]

That wasnt third person

[quasi oxide]

I meant 1st

[jaunty axle]

The way Duncan is talking now is third person

[jaunty axle]

also 3th*

or is it

[quasi oxide]

1nd

[jaunty axle]

3nd

[jade marten]

wait what

[quasi oxide]

nonono

[jade marten]

3st

[quasi oxide]

it's 3thteenth

[jaunty axle]

ah

yes

[quasi oxide]

maya just died right next to me

[civic ledge]

Wait huh

Did i crash

Im not in my room rn

[jaunty axle]

hello not in my room rn

my names Duncan

[vestal arrow]

💀

[jaunty axle]

gottem

[quasi oxide]

ez

high five

we did it

[old wolf]

lmao

[jaunty axle]

[quasi oxide]

yyyYEAHH..!

I felt like that was necessary

I'm now thinking

it wasnt

[old wolf]

stop thinking

[quasi oxide]

why

[jaunty axle]

I never do

so this is easy

[old wolf]

glooks

i have two more articles to read

song slaps too hard thi

tho

[civic ledge]

Whyy

[jaunty axle]

also iCloud can burn in Hell

[civic ledge]

😭

[jaunty axle]

that will be all

[civic ledge]

Let me shave my face without any dad jokes duncan 😭

[old wolf]

icloud?

[quasi oxide]

icloud that sounds like a 2012 music app

[civic ledge]

YOURE 1st person.

[old wolf]

never used it

[jaunty axle]

don't

it ruins images

[civic ledge]

Icloud sucks yh

[jaunty axle]

iCloud can burn in hell I need redownload skins now

[old wolf]

i do not understand proofs

[quasi oxide]

I whay

[civic ledge]

Idk :)

[quasi oxide]

WDYM

[civic ledge]

Well

Idk stands for i dont know

[jaunty axle]

time to make add skins for people to target

[quasi oxide]

bro I know what that means

[jaunty axle]

fun fact if I think someone is going to target me I roll the dice and pick a random skin

[jade marten]

i feel so much better for knowing that now

[civic ledge]

Good! :D

[jade marten]

lifesaver

[quasi oxide]

yknow what you're not getting anymore hugs until you apologize for beingdumb

[old wolf]

BRUH i did these articles before but i deleted my work because they were on a site i couldnt use

[civic ledge]

But im always quirky

Im quirky or sarcastic

[jaunty axle]

hehehe

[quasi oxide]

hi always quirky

[jaunty axle]

[quasi oxide]

I'm azzie

[civic ledge]

WHY

[quasi oxide]

YES ME

[civic ledge]

WHY 😭

[jaunty axle]

hello quirky and sarcastic, my names Duncan

[quasi oxide]

LLLL

[jade marten]

hello azzie my name is jack

[quasi oxide]

hi jack skellington

[civic ledge]

Surname off

[quasi oxide]

maya either you're not making sense

[jaunty axle]

Valid argument

however your mother

[quasi oxide]

or I'm brain dead

[jaunty axle]

[jaunty axle]

hello brain dead

[quasi oxide]

ONG

[jaunty axle]

my names Duncan

[quasi oxide]

oh my god what have I done

[civic ledge]

LMAOOO

[jaunty axle]

I don't discriminate

[civic ledge]

L azzie

[civic ledge]

Say the name in full

[jaunty axle]

I probably spelled that wrong and idc

[quasi oxide]

don't make me shove a zapper arrow through your skull

[jaunty axle]

do it

[quasi oxide]

apologize maya

[jade marten]

oo this is intenese

oh spelling

whoops

[jaunty axle]

Say it say it

[quasi oxide]

I got 125 elims in one night

[civic ledge]

Skill issue

[jaunty axle]

"IIIIIIt's Punishment TIME!"

[quasi oxide]

ong everyone sucked

[civic ledge]

👀

[quasi oxide]

no ik I said the word but no

stop rn

bad maya

[civic ledge]

No you didnt

You said ong everyone sucked, not "the word but no"

[jade marten]

I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT AND LET IT ALL OUT (caps)

[civic ledge]

ok

[quasi oxide]

you make me wanna hold my zapper backwards sometimes

[civic ledge]

How is that possible

[quasi oxide]

I'll tell you how it's possible

ill just take my bow texture

and flip it

[civic ledge]

That will look weird

[quasi oxide]

it'll look BACKWARDSSS (caps)

[civic ledge]

No way!!

[jade marten]

you'd have to somehow (if possible) reverse the animation too

[quasi oxide]

I can manage anything

[jaunty axle]

you just do the animation backwards

rotate all of the bow frames

[quasi oxide]

yes

and then I can shoot myself

: D

[civic ledge]

._.

[jaunty axle]

y'all act all cool with those Migration capes but I have a purple version of it

checkmate liberals

[civic ledge]

I dont have capes 😭

[jade marten]

not even the pancake or whatever

[jaunty axle]

and only I can see it

[old wolf]

bruh i got the original java/bedrock deal and idk if i'll get the cape

[quasi oxide]

you should idk if you have to redeem anything or what

[old wolf]

oh

[jade marten]

if ur eligible u'll get it automatically

[quasi oxide]

I've had both versions for a year before the new thing

[old wolf]

i do have it

i've had my account for years

[quasi oxide]

no way I thought you made it last night

[jade marten]

i had java since like 2013 and bedrock since 2015

[old wolf]

you dumb

i've had my account since 2011

[civic ledge]

She is

[old wolf]

i know lmao

[civic ledge]

Whats lmao like?

I heard they a cool guy

[old wolf]

they? lmao is a she

[civic ledge]

Whats she like?

[old wolf]

she a goofy goober

[jade marten]

help

[civic ledge]

no

Jk

[civic ledge]

She very much sounds like one

[quasi oxide]

WHAY

WHAT MAYA (caps)

[old wolf]

yes

[civic ledge]

:)

[thick oak]

no

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

I'm not dumb

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[civic ledge]

Hello not dumb, my name is Starr

[quasi oxide]

oh my god I did it again

[civic ledge]

[jade marten]

oh

[manic oriole]

smh

someone should ban her

[civic ledge]

Who

[manic oriole]

u

[jade marten]

yes

[civic ledge]

💀

[quasi oxide]

I'll angel your face

[civic ledge]

wat

[manic oriole]

[civic ledge]

I dont even get that😭

[jade marten]

that uh

what

very perculaiaikife0wtwe

[quasi oxide]

never let them know your next move

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[jade marten]

i cant spell jesus christ

[old wolf]

lmao

dw i cant either

[jade marten]

well i did just spell jesus christ correctly

[old wolf]

good jonb

[jade marten]

but you get what i mean

[civic ledge]

J-e-s-u-s c-h-r-i-s-t

[quasi oxide]

no see jack spelled it as a lowercase j

not capital

[jade marten]

minus points

[quasi oxide]

L maya

[civic ledge]

I was correcting him

So L azzie

[jade marten]

i was never wrong

[civic ledge]

Jesus is a name so names need to be capitalised

[jade marten]

in literary terms yes, but i failed english

[quasi oxide]

but he has the booster bee role and you don't so

L maya

[jade marten]

so i have an excuse

[civic ledge]

Neither do you

L azzie

[quasi oxide]

I wasn't the one spelling

[civic ledge]

You tried correcting me

[quasi oxide]

thats different

[jade marten]

interesting

[civic ledge]

I am different yes

[jade marten]

me too tbh

i mean why else would i be here

[quasi oxide]

bc becc is here

[jade marten]

true

but ofc i was here before that

[civic ledge]

Yes

You are correct

But why we here

[jade marten]

one of life's burning questions

but why are the questions burning, did someone turn the heating up too much

[civic ledge]

No its just bc im here

[quasi oxide]

why are we still here... just to suffer..

[civic ledge]

Ikr

[jade marten]

pain and suffering

[quasi oxide]

that was a reference in case you didn't notice

[civic ledge]

I didnt

[old wolf]

welp

time to buy +

epic

[manic oriole]

why

[old wolf]

where my role in here?

[manic oriole]

just be a non like me

[old wolf]

mm too monotomous

[manic oriole]

monotonous?

[old wolf]

yes

monotmous

monotonous

now back to finishing rift challenges

[civic ledge]

Me rn

Im not even touching anything

[old wolf]

me too

[serene marsh]

ong

[serene marsh]

tbh gray looks better than green

so i wouldn’t be mad

[jade marten]

pink's better

[serene marsh]

well that’s rich kid role

[jade marten]

arguably but im not rich

[old wolf]

If dkes

It does

Good thing my discord still has gray

[manic oriole]

why is it that when I get the "play 10 games of mm" quest I get 7 elims but when i have "kill the murderer" I get none for the first hour?

[old wolf]

lol

[pallid summit]

ur stats do not agree with that observation

mr. an absurd name

[urban notch]

giving away the murderer's identity should be a bannable offense

[pallid summit]

it literally is

"no ghosting"

u can report ppl for it but if a murderer is playing right it shouldnt even matter

and most ppl dont know what ghosting means so i just feel bad if i report for it

[urban notch]

I didn't think it was since many people have done it in the games I've played

[serene marsh]

but what does no ghosting mean

bc i’m dumb

[manic oriole]

...

u cant see daily stats...

also i was at like 153 elims this morning

for the month

[narrow flax]

u good?

[narrow flax]

bro what? 😆

[indigo edge]

well an alive player can say who they are if they see them

[serene marsh]

@tropic gorge

[indigo edge]

revealing the murd doesn't always involve ghosting

[serene marsh]

ok yh bc i sometimes reveal the killer while i’m alive

[civic ledge]

I only do when theyre passive and i know who it is

[manic oriole]

ye

thats just good teamwork

[tepid spear]

Are y’all playing rn?

[indigo edge]

I wouldn't bc someone else would steal my elim

[civic ledge]

I only if i miss my shot also

If theyre passive i use them as trickshot practice

Either that or some non follows me susly and i go to shoot and theyre not murd

[jade marten]

i don't get the ones that follow you around like your their best friend or something like no do i know you

[civic ledge]

People follow me no matter what skin i wear lmao

Im like a non magnet

[jade marten]

people seemed rather interested in me when i had my thanos skin on earlier lol

[civic ledge]

Thonas be killaura

I did thonas on purpose

Dont try spellcheckin me

:)

[serene marsh]

celebrity

[manic oriole]

if u hadnt said anything i'da missed it lol

really blends in

[old wolf]

oh my gosh

this discrete math exam is going to be the end of me

i had to take a break from mc

[serene marsh]

gl

[quasi oxide]

just be me and be right everytime

[old wolf]

nah

[dreamy temple]

Bobby2455

[pallid summit]

i smell a paragraph

[dreamy temple]

BOBBY

NOOOO

[serene marsh]

;-;

[pallid summit]

nvm they stopped typing 😭

OMG

[dreamy temple]

OMH

[near vortex]

To whoever said leveling was too easy in the survey:
I hope your pillow is warm tonight
I hope you step on a lego
I hope next time the waiter gives you your food and says enjoy the meal you say you too

[pallid summit]

here's my paragraph

[dreamy temple]

i love yo uboobby

[near vortex]

Yes

[manic oriole]

thats me :D

[pallid summit]

ur still what?

[near vortex]

Did u say it was too easy to level up

[pallid summit]

lvl 45 in dr???

[manic oriole]

mayhaps

ur still 81 in murder mystery 💀

[pallid summit]

the meta is 79

[manic oriole]

bro I've played like 3 hours total im already prestige 1 lv 27

[pallid summit]

and im 82

[pallid summit]

have u every considered that the first levels are easier?

[near vortex]

Bruh I'm like 36 in mm

[pallid summit]

u did not need to say that

now absurd will start abusing u

[near vortex]

Bruh I don't play mm

[pallid summit]

still

[near vortex]

I'm tryna max dr rn

[pallid summit]

zoo wee

[near vortex]

I'm 61 in dr

[pallid summit]

absurd's kinda struggling in that department

dont believe he's hit 50 yet

[near vortex]

Yeah absurd don't mess with me

[pallid summit]

and holy lord what the hell are his deaths

[manic oriole]

GO AWAY

[near vortex]

1 week I went from 38 to 61

[manic oriole]

I HAVE COLLEGE TOO (caps)

too much homework fr

also im tryna get on the hide and seek all time lb with my alt

[old wolf]

yessir

[manic oriole]

thats a distant goal

[old wolf]

man college discrete math got me like

[near vortex]

I smell skill issue

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[manic oriole]

having homework is such a skill issue smh

[old wolf]

big skill issue

[manic oriole]

ezpz

[quasi oxide]

100-120 in a single night🥱

[manic oriole]

what

[manic oriole]

very pro

[old wolf]

i gotta be up by 5am

so ima call it a night

[manic oriole]

k gnight

[old wolf]

gnight 😽

[near vortex]

Absurd its ok but just remember all night that you don't even have mummy death, not to mention swampy death

This has changed from mm chat to Dr chat deal with it mods

[manic oriole]

it hasnt

[old wolf]

lol

[manic oriole]

whats that mean

[near vortex]

It had

[manic oriole]

speech 100

[manic oriole]

when

i saw no name change

[near vortex]

Has

Autocorrect

[old wolf]

where

[manic oriole]

im so unbelievably confused rn

which ig is kinda a skill issue

but still

[near vortex]

Level up in dr to find out

[manic oriole]

what???

[manic oriole]

💀

[old wolf]

idek

[manic oriole]

I've been gotten omg

i dont like this

[near vortex]

The queen*

[manic oriole]

my first utter defeat smh

[manic oriole]

ayo

be respectful of her majesty

or imma ping a mod

[near vortex]

His majesty*

[manic oriole]

?

[old wolf]

her majesty is alive?

[manic oriole]

the queen died yea but still have some respect...

[near vortex]

Bruh the queen died like 2 weeks ago

[old wolf]

bruh i know

im asking if she got ressed

[manic oriole]

nope

[old wolf]

rip

[manic oriole]

still dead last I checked

[manic oriole]

i hope so

[old wolf]

The pirate event is gone?

[near vortex]

Ye

Wait what level is absurd in dr again

[manic oriole]

45

what level r u in mm

just checking

[wanton crown]

ah- the look of confusion on the murderers face when they hit me and I dont die bc Im wearing the armour

[dapper cloud]

I love yeamers get shotted by my friend FeelsGoodMan

[manic oriole]

@wanton crown i see u

[wanton crown]

oop

I sent you a friend request

also why don't you have + ? /genq (genuine question)

[manic oriole]

i was on my alt

also dont want +

and i didnt see the fr, did u send it to AnAbsurdAlt?

[wanton crown]

I sent it to both

[manic oriole]

oh

[wanton crown]

ah okay, I wanted to gift it to ya if you couldnt afford it

[manic oriole]

oh

very kind of u to offer, tysm!

[wanton crown]

ye, if ya ever change ur mind lmk I gotchu

[manic oriole]

i do have a job and money but if I ever run out I'll let u know

glad to know you've got me covered

[wanton crown]

[unreal nova]

massive W (ignore music)

[lime flint]

fast reflexes be like

[heavy pond]

💀

[lime flint]

rip💀

[dapper venture]

fish stick

[thick oak]

fish stick

[wide spindle]

Fish stick

[stray oriole]

Fish Stick

[jaunty axle]

FIsh Stick

[ocean kayak]

Drum stick

[bleak leaf]

I didn't expected that...😂

[civic ledge]

Youre gifted that way

[elder quail]

Did MM start out with 100 levels?

I always thought it had 50 before getting 100

[civic ledge]

It was always 100

[elder quail]

Interesting

[jade pagoda]

ty!

[dapper venture]

Ggs

[eternal gate]

anyone up for 1v1 in mm (time is tbd)?

[bleak leaf]

Nice ray tracing

[wispy thicket]

...

Congrats 🎉🎊

[dapper venture]

💀💀

[civic ledge]

Holy

[serene marsh]

bro bro gg, but do u sleep or somin?

[civic ledge]

He used boosters but its still impressive hed be 70 without the boosters

[jaunty axle]

crazy, the first Pres. II already

[civic ledge]

Yep

[serene marsh]

Yep

[rose geode]

What is going on with that level at the bottom though?

[dreamy wadi]

Someone else took the photo

[rose geode]

Ohhh my bad, I didn't see the crosshair so I thought it was in third person front

[dreamy wadi]

You cant see your own level on yourself in third person unfortunately

[quasi oxide]

you can if you use onix

[civic ledge]

Smh flexing onix on me, a ps4 player 😭

[rose geode]

^^ that's what I thought they used haha

[quasi oxide]

someone else took it ofc but yes that's how I do it

onix 3rd person ign is great

[civic ledge]

I wish i had that

[quasi oxide]

get

a pc

[civic ledge]

Do you think i can afford one azzie 💀

[quasi oxide]

yes(no)

[civic ledge]

Exactly(i dont get what you mean)

[dreamy wadi]

Ill have that soon 😩

[civic ledge]

My ears AGAIN

[quasi oxide]

you got to quit doing that

[civic ledge]

EVERY TIME 😭 (caps)

[heavy pond]

Could’ve at least gave an audio warning

[quasi oxide]

no

L ears

[civic ledge]

Im listenin to music rn

Max volume innit

[quasi oxide]

I listen to double max volume

[civic ledge]

Never heard of them

[quasi oxide]

I take my mp3s and increase the volume by 100% and then re-download it

and listen on max volume

[civic ledge]

I know i do it with sharefactory

[barren raven]

Rip son goku 🙏

And do u use sound booster?

[quasi oxide]

so I can feel the vibrations

best part about music

[barren raven]

💀

[quasi oxide]

don't take the first phrase out of context

and don't quote me on that

[fickle crypt]

nice

[civic ledge]

Nicceeee

[quasi oxide]

I've got more clips on my pc just haven't exported them over to my phone yet

oh right lame you can't react anymore

tyy 💜

[civic ledge]

😭

Mods can tho

[quasi oxide]

who cares about mods

[civic ledge]

Mods

[quasi oxide]

true

[barren raven]

Wow

[granite musk]

No lag wow

[simple tartan]

I feel like its a unreasonable amount of games to max

like 24k games on a fresh acc is just absurd