🕵・murder-mystery

[lament stag]

bruh dumb

ur mom

[jade marten]

nothing wrong with matching pfpfpfpsa

[pallid summit]

shut up mobiel moo moo

[jade marten]

no

[pallid summit]

its almost as wrong as among us

[lament stag]

ur gonna get me banned @pallid summit

stop

[pallid summit]

not if i do it first

[lament stag]

what

[pallid summit]

heyo mods do we have a date?

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[jade marten]

eh

[lament stag]

a date or a DATE?

[pallid summit]

anyone volunteering to be ghost pinged?

[manic oriole]

me

[lament stag]

no ok i gtg now

stop texting pls

[jade marten]

are we talking an event on a calendar or a fruit

[pallid summit]

😯

where did the ping go?

[lament stag]

oh date fruit

i know that kind

[pallid summit]

its almost like i ghost pinged an absurd name

mods take action!

[jade marten]

how absurd

[lament stag]

gottem

[pallid summit]

no

there is nobody to gottem because i will be muted in

3

2

[lament stag]

moted?

[pallid summit]

1 bruh slowmode

[jade marten]

lift off

[pallid summit]

0

[lament stag]

LMAOAOAOAO (caps)

[pallid summit]

im muted

[lament stag]

ok i gtg now bye

[pallid summit]

bye bye

[lament stag]

among us 😍

[jade marten]

clearly

[lament stag]

bruh stop 🙄

[pallid summit]

mods are u lacking?

[lament stag]

among us time 😍

[heavy pond]

Yes

[pallid summit]

shut up or ur getting ghost pinged again

[jade marten]

no too busy dealing with actual problems

[pallid summit]

like me

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[jade marten]

if u say so

[pallid summit]

im not letting just jeognnin have her among us time

bro mods

[manic oriole]

its ok

[pallid summit]

😩

[manic oriole]

i accept ur apology

[pallid summit]

dont

[jade marten]

a wild absurd has appeared

[pallid summit]

act like ur mad

be the snarky little kid u really are

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[pallid summit]

why do i get muted for ghost pinging

when i dont want to

and now the mods are lacking

this is favoritism

[heavy pond]

You talk too much

[manic oriole]

true lol

but hes good at the game so its ok

[civic ledge]

Is that why i have over 50k messages on this discord

[pallid summit]

haha i bypassed

[manic oriole]

yes

[stray oriole]

Send pictures that are off topic

[pallid summit]

ion have any

[stray oriole]

Get some

[jade marten]

i just got misgendered in mm 💀

[stray oriole]

Deserved

[jade marten]

what did i do?

what-

im so confused

[stray oriole]

Deserved

[jade marten]

im sorry, i just don't know what i've done to make you mad ):

[stray oriole]

Im not mad

[jade marten]

i thought you were annoyed at me 🥺

[stray oriole]

Nah why would I?

[civic ledge]

Hehe

Wasnt a clean round but it wss my 3rd murd game in 5 games and i was in na :')

[fringe swan]

Not the stuck behind the iron bar at the beginning-

[civic ledge]

💀

[serene marsh]

w

[pallid summit]

ive had 5 murderer games and won all of them in a row

but not one time did i get 15 kills

[manic oriole]

L

[pallid summit]

cant be talking

my stats are better

[manic oriole]

i can tho

[manic oriole]

less than 1/4 epg

"better"

but yea, ur doing great this month bro

[vestal arrow]

First death 😮‍💨

[manic oriole]

LOL i didnt notice

omg thats tragic

[civic ledge]

[pallid summit]

@manic oriole how often do u check dms?

btw check them now

[vestal arrow]

💀💀

[pallid summit]

that button size

nvm mines bigger

[vestal arrow]

It’s rlly not that big lol

[pallid summit]

💀

[civic ledge]

[jaunty axle]

to me stats arent anything amazing to compare with

[serene marsh]

fire music as always 😩

[serene marsh]

Lol

[civic ledge]

Be feared of the clucky

[jade marten]

btec clucky

featuring some random steve dude lol

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[thick oak]

i see that person so often 😭

[jade marten]

oh lmao, i had a rare na moment

[civic ledge]

Yes

[pallid summit]

i think u guys got it mixed up

clucky is not cool

[serene marsh]

lvl 54 with no hive plus

menace

[pallid summit]

i got to lvl 67 without hiveplus

as well as my lvl 54 acc that i lost

[serene marsh]

how are you still alive bro

[pallid summit]

im not

[serene marsh]

oh..

rip king

[jade marten]

i think before i got hive+ i was somewhere in the lvl 70-80 range

[dreamy temple]

i got to 50 w no plus and then i decided to get plus at 50 bc it would look cool

[serene marsh]

nice

[dreamy temple]

ty

[serene marsh]

yeah

[manic oriole]

99 on my main no +, 61 on an alt no +

[serene marsh]

bro r u good

[pallid summit]

he nolifes the game

[serene marsh]

ah

me with dr rn

[pallid summit]

im done nolifing deathrun

[serene marsh]

iv seen u in a couple games

tbh i needed to take a break to focus on my mental and school

need to get back to the grind tho

[manic oriole]

just a little

tho tbf i havent been on the lb on both accounts in a while

[pallid summit]

thats cuz u lost all the time

[manic oriole]

yea

smh

[pallid summit]

guys im sorry to inform u

but i was spying on an absurds names stats last month

[dreamy temple]

omg..

[dreamy temple]

99 WHEN

[serene marsh]

looks like my stats tbh

[manic oriole]

for a while now

[thick oak]

this is so real

[dreamy temple]

when u gon max

[manic oriole]

idk

maybe tomorrow

[dreamy temple]

how close

oo

[manic oriole]

like 30 minutes

[dreamy temple]

hot

[serene marsh]

😱😱😱

[manic oriole]

ty

I've been within an hour for a decent amount of time tho tbf

[dapper venture]

ka pai

[pallid summit]

not with those stats

[manic oriole]

...

the obviously photoshopped ones or the super legit ones

[pallid summit]

the super legit ones

aka the ones i just posted

[hushed lion]

Somewhere on the internet is gonna be my voice, I'm feel like I'ma get called out with my weird ass voice bro- Lmao

[pallid summit]

dw my mic makes me sound 10

@manic oriole can confirm

[fringe swan]

Intriguing where is it?

[hushed lion]

no one's ever heard my voice for gooooddd reasons

[hushed lion]

Uhh a yt video with someone-

That's about it :).

I'm not saying more nahhhh

[fringe swan]

Boring what’s the name

[hushed lion]

nope

[fringe swan]

Cmonnnnn

[pallid summit]

i'll be the first right?

[fringe swan]

Plssssss

[pallid summit]

i promise i wont tell q Widgo

[hushed lion]

oh your not the first sadly, that goes to ayden-

[pallid summit]

second

[fringe swan]

I’ll be third

[hushed lion]

maybe

[pallid summit]

YAY

[fringe swan]

Ayy there’s a maybe

[pallid summit]

THANK YOU GRATE NAP (caps)

[fringe swan]

Lol nap time

[dreamy temple]

skill issue

[hushed lion]

Lmao-

[pallid summit]

nah ik an absurd name alr leaked it on like 10 websites

he would obv do such a thing

getting revenge cuz i have better stats 🙄

[thick oak]

LMAO

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

oops

[pallid summit]

guys this is what happens when ur too good at the game

[manic oriole]

skill issue

(mods this is all a joke, I would never leak anything to anyone)

bet

[dreamy temple]

oh

[manic oriole]

resend it tho i didnt save it

[dreamy temple]

bo

no find it

[manic oriole]

if what

oh

no im ok

not worth the effort for the small amount of funny and probably ban I'd get from hive mods

[hushed lion]

An the recording is done, nice

[manic oriole]

gj

[dreamy temple]

lame

[hushed lion]

that was two hours of recording ;-;

[fringe swan]

Rip but gj

[manic oriole]

L

ame

[pallid summit]

what recording

does it have something to do with this:

[hushed lion]

a YouTuber asked me to be in a vide- uhhh you see nothing

[pallid summit]

apparently so am i

so ur not alone

[hushed lion]

you don't see anything ty

[pallid summit]

WAIT A SECOND GRATE NAP (caps)

BOIN PLAYS IS A ROBLOX YOUTUBER (caps)

he should switch to guess the barbie girl fr

aka mm

[hushed lion]

LMAO (caps)

I'll give him the idea

[manic oriole]

LMAO

[arctic dew]

Damn

I came late to when ppl here were on

[granite musk]

Your too good star

[floral shore]

bhahafheudhdhwi😍

[jaunty axle]

s

[civic ledge]

t

[floral shore]

u

[gentle dawn]

Some guy just hacksusation someone and when ask what the hack was their reply was "use your brain"

Another normal day in Hive

[thick oak]

hive sucks

[gentle dawn]

Tbh this happened in every server

[thick oak]

no way

[serene marsh]

hey well atleast that’s a creative response

[gentle dawn]

Tbf that does caught me off guard

I was expecting a legit answer

[serene marsh]

the usual response is auto clicker or reach

but the scariest hack is x ray 😳

[civic ledge]

Imagine killaura in mm

That would be terrifying

[gentle dawn]

Eh kind of

Unless their range is the whole map then it's more of an annoyance than terrifying

[jade marten]

v

[jaunty axle]

if the range is more than 3 then it's terrifying

[gentle dawn]

Eh

Well if they can get murderer 10x then maybe?

[jaunty axle]

it means they can hit through walls as well, so you have to shoot from 4 tiles or more away

XRay isnt a huge deal because players are already aware of murderers that may ghost

[civic ledge]

Ghosting is such a pain lol

[jaunty axle]

it is, the best counter to ghosting is corner meta and wait for them the become desperate or counterplay with ghosting

note that counterplaying with ghosting is also bannable so I dont advise it

but it works on paper

[manic oriole]

i think anikas muted

[lament stag]

me too

[floral shore]

w

[manic oriole]

w

[slender dove]

what did I miss om

[manic oriole]

ew teamer

[slender dove]

GASP OMG

Nice

[manic oriole]

?

[jaunty axle]

Allxxyy is muted

[manic oriole]

i said that yes

[jaunty axle]

I was confirming

[quasi oxide]

oh him I watched him camp sher for his egirl yesterday and I faked him out he throws a throwable at the floor and I shot him 💀

[manic oriole]

lol

gj susu im so proud

doing gods work fr

[quasi oxide]

ong embarrassing these mced8ers is fun

[jaunty axle]

when will they learn

[quasi oxide]

never

[jaunty axle]

Neverending, like my spite

[quasi oxide]

funniest part was he stopped murdering so he could do things w his egirl in a corner 😭

[civic ledge]

💀

[jade marten]

lol

[manic oriole]

wow

with what pickaxe good sir

[jaunty axle]

ew

[civic ledge]

Imagine doing things in a corner smh

Yes

[jade marten]

brutal murder nice

[civic ledge]

Youll see her again in a minute or two 😭

Not you

Them

The teamers who stopped murdering to go to the corner

Like theyll see eachother again in a couple mins they can go that long without seeing eachother

Im basically saying stop teaming and just kill

Well

If i see teamers yah ill shoot them for the hell of it

I do it bc tlit started doing it

I find it funny

They get wound up so easily

Scammer why do u delete all ur messages

It just makes it look like im talkin to myself

Life is cringe but you cant delete life

[manic oriole]

lol

[civic ledge]

And you wonder why people ignore you when you just delete the conversation-

Jus sayin

[civic ledge]

Omg

So good azzie :)

[quasi oxide]

I cut things way too close too often

but close and personal is fun

bc eso was the map that won.

it's bad

everytime I stay in an eso lobby the murd never kills and rps in the rooms

[jaunty axle]

whoa I am unmuted

Timeoutted for 5 minutes for common internet lingo

I'd post a screenshot but then I'll be muted for hurting the feelings of all eboys

[quasi oxide]

oh cool scammer deleted his msgs bc he got scared again

[jade marten]

wait eboys have feelings?

[quasi oxide]

pshhh

[jaunty axle]

yes and they matter more than common sense

[heavy pond]

Dead chat

Even though it’s been 5 minutes 👍🏼

[dapper cloud]

what you do to my fellow eboys?

[slender dove]

bro I thought I was famous cause they were talking Abt me what happen

[jaunty axle]

extermination

purge

eradicate

alt+f4

[dapper cloud]

💀

NOOO MY FELLOW EBOYS (caps)

[jaunty axle]

yes your fellow eboys

[boreal dragon]

Or ctrl+alt+shift and right click on minecraft and click end task

[jade marten]

ctrl+shift+esc*

[boreal dragon]

I forgor 💀

[jade marten]

lmao

[steel lake]

This is crazy

[barren marten]

Who agrees ?

[slender dove]

Bruh ong, wish prestiges will be added

[barren marten]

Murder mystery should add prestige till prestige 10

[slender dove]

Me

[barren marten]

Me aswell

[viral mauve]

I dont like prestige

[jade marten]

finally someone with common sense

[viral mauve]

:)

[barren marten]

Yes

Murder mystery + prestiges = good

[jade marten]

i wasn't referring to you lmao

[viral mauve]

He thinks you want prestige

[jade marten]

i do not lol

[civic ledge]

Oh not this bull again

[barren marten]

But prestiges is good

Life without prestige: sad

[civic ledge]

Life already sucks soooo

[jade marten]

true

[barren marten]

yes

[jade marten]

don't make it worse

[barren marten]

after peesgtiges it will be good

[barren marten]

good*

[viral mauve]

If u want to grind hard, then have fun

[manic oriole]

how so

[barren marten]

lvl 100 jus too ezz

[jade marten]

i've said this before mm prestige = pog, where pog = pile of garbage

[manic oriole]

levels shouldnt be the only reason u play the game

[barren marten]

xD

[jade marten]

lol

[civic ledge]

ive said this before
Get 30000+ more games of mm then say mm prestige is fun

[barren marten]

so prestige 10 will give respectt

[manic oriole]

thats wrong tho

[barren marten]

In murder mystery

[manic oriole]

it wont

[barren marten]

It will

[manic oriole]

you'll get laughed at for nolifing for a year

[civic ledge]

Prestgie 10 in mm will be lets sayy
60000+ games

[barren marten]

Still life without murder mystery prestige is boring

[civic ledge]

Do it then say you like it

[barren marten]

Sounds about right

[jade marten]

prestige 5 is bad enough, prestige 10 is essentially a free ticket to the afterlife

[civic ledge]

Prestige 10 is basically hive admitting its fully and completely out of ideas

And dead

[barren marten]

Without prestige it's pointless playing murder

[barren marten]

no

everyone agrees they should add prestiges

[civic ledge]

What do you main?

[jade marten]

not exactly, people play for other things such as leaderboards and all that

[barren marten]

I'm sumo main

[jade marten]

B R U H

[civic ledge]

So you main something that doesnt even have levels

[barren marten]

but lb = hard

[barren marten]

sumo is fun that's why

[jade marten]

not exactly

[civic ledge]

And cry that theres no prestige in mm

[barren marten]

no other game is fun untill they add prestiges to murder mystery

[barren marten]

I will main murder mystery once they add prestige 10

tbh prestige 10 also kinda easy, it should be prestige 100 atleast

[civic ledge]

Ye ur jus bein weird now ima go play tw or gw

[jade marten]

@civic ledge this is lvl i can't

[barren marten]

shhh

[manic oriole]

LMAO

[barren marten]

ok guys it was a joke murder mystery prestige 💀

[jaunty axle]

thank you, someone with common sense

finally

[civic ledge]

As a grinder i would disagree

But

I miss not being max level in everything except the life draining tw prestige

[steel lake]

I spent so long getting to level 100 I would not like prestige lol

[slender dove]

now that's facts

[manic oriole]

EW

its a teamer

🤢

[slender dove]

ew the Grinch

[slender dove]

Anything else to say

[jaunty axle]

get beaned

[civic ledge]

[jaunty axle]

an example of why eboys should be exterminated

[manic oriole]

eww

a teamer 👉

[slender dove]

Rip glad I'm not an eboy

[slender dove]

where ur finger pointing at?

[slender dove]

I don't get any beans and I never got any so how did I get beaned if y'all didn't give me some

[slender dove]

ty for sharing

[serene marsh]

aw thats rude from them..

[slender dove]

Ikr

[serene marsh]

🫘

Good night MurderMystery

[manic oriole]

Yw bro

Also

Ew a teamer

[slender dove]

ty

[jade marten]

sus

[slender dove]

Sus

[haughty canopy]

I have to delete it or I'll probsbly get muted

[manic oriole]

Ew a masochist teamer

[jade marten]

lol

[lament stag]

hi @heavy pond

[heavy pond]

Hi love

[manic oriole]

hi @heavy pond

[lament stag]

wyd

[lament stag]

back off

[manic oriole]

no

[heavy pond]

uhhhhhhhh

[jade marten]

the lovebirds are back

[manic oriole]

u said hi he called u love

@heavy pond im waiting

[lament stag]

he’s mine fr 🙄

[heavy pond]

Looking for games to buy

[manic oriole]

i said hi

[lament stag]

no

[manic oriole]

dont hoard

sharing is caring

[jade marten]

/q murder

aahh

[manic oriole]

@heavy pond 😭

[lament stag]

cry

[manic oriole]

ok -_-

[lament stag]

it’s good for u

[manic oriole]

ya cleans out the tear ducts

[lament stag]

also arent u supposed to be in class rn

🙄🙄🙄

[manic oriole]

yes

in like 15 minutes

[lament stag]

GO THEN

oh

[manic oriole]

im in the classroom

did moon ever go over

[lament stag]

is it fun?

[manic oriole]

like he said he would

[lament stag]

yes

[manic oriole]

😳

[lament stag]

😋

[manic oriole]

OMG

[lament stag]

& the rest is history 😋

[manic oriole]

congrats!

[lament stag]

fr ty

he’s got

bruh

[manic oriole]

anyways new subject

[lament stag]

hot***

[lament stag]

okay

so lvl 100 😋

[manic oriole]

chairs or couches

[lament stag]

couches def, who’s gonna pick chairs

chairs suck

[manic oriole]

chairs r better for working

when u gotta have a good posture

[lament stag]

idc, couches better

[manic oriole]

like when ur gaming

[lament stag]

100%

[manic oriole]

chair > couch

[heavy pond]

Floor

[manic oriole]

soft chair tho

[lament stag]

COUCH WOULD BE S TIER FOR GAMING THOUGH??? (caps)

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[manic oriole]

how so?

[lament stag]

cuz comfy

[manic oriole]

bed >> couch

chair >> couch

[lament stag]

TRYEEE

i play on my bed 😋

sus

[manic oriole]

bed for comfy, chair for long grind sessions

[heavy pond]

I’m joining

[lament stag]

STOP

[manic oriole]

😳

[lament stag]

but wouldn’t u want the comfy bed for long sessions

[manic oriole]

right

bc then ur muscles start to hurt

but chair, u can move around and stuff

easier to change positions

[lament stag]

so bed s tier, couch a tier, floor b tier, chair c tier

[manic oriole]

and then couch, u just hurt ur back and stuff

[manic oriole]

no

[lament stag]

yes

[manic oriole]

floor s tier, chair a tier, bed a tier, couch c tier

[lament stag]

ur so wrong

[manic oriole]

so r u

[lament stag]

tell him bae 🙄

@heavy pond ^^

[jade marten]

how is a chair worse than the floor

[lament stag]

chairs suck

[raw aurora]

I cannot be outnumbered

[manic oriole]

you forget

[heavy pond]

I play on my floor

[lament stag]

u can

[manic oriole]

my power

[manic oriole]

same

floor >>>

[lament stag]

chair hard

gottem

absolutely speechless

[jade marten]

no im tryna play mm

[lament stag]

o ok

[manic oriole]

chad

[lament stag]

no chad

[manic oriole]

very chad

he has a gf

and hes playing mm rn

[lament stag]

what was that

[manic oriole]

no idea

i didnt see that image you posted

not at all

[lament stag]

what photo 🤔

[manic oriole]

no idea

[lament stag]

i didn’t see anything 🤔

[heavy pond]

Mm boring now

[manic oriole]

neither did I

[manic oriole]

make a new acc, grind it to 100

make ur own gamer clan bro

[lament stag]

BORING

[manic oriole]

ezpz

[lament stag]

true

not boring

[manic oriole]

or

alternatively

learn to play another gamemode on hive

[lament stag]

bruh that’s what or means

[manic oriole]

get good at skywars or hide and seek

[lament stag]

why u use two or’s

[heavy pond]

I’m grinding Gamerscore atm

[manic oriole]

oh

why

[heavy pond]

why not

[lament stag]

gottem

[manic oriole]

bc if u get banned ittl hurt way more than it should

[heavy pond]

How am I gunna get banned if I didn’t do anything

[lament stag]

📠

[manic oriole]

bc human moderators make mistakes

and computer mods make even more

[lament stag]

i’ll just unban him fr 😋

[manic oriole]

i was ghost muted for like half a year

for nothing

[heavy pond]

Thank you love

[manic oriole]

👀

jeongin works at microsoft?

[lament stag]

i AM microsoft 🙄

[heavy pond]

she buys me games for free

[manic oriole]

😳

[lament stag]

sugar mommy 😋

[manic oriole]

small and squishy?

[lament stag]

WHAT

oh i get it

[manic oriole]

👏

[jade marten]

hello microsoft 🙄 my name is jack

[heavy pond]

The joke is old

[manic oriole]

NOOO

[lament stag]

🙄🙄🙄

[manic oriole]

STOPPIT

[jade marten]

no

[manic oriole]

jack why 😭

[lament stag]

i just got got

[manic oriole]

u gotta let it die

[lament stag]

it’s dead

in the ground

[manic oriole]

12 feet under

[jade marten]

i'm also dead and i'm still here

[civic ledge]

LOL

[lament stag]

so ur not dead 🤔

[manic oriole]

of course it summons starr

[lament stag]

FR

[manic oriole]

smh

[jade marten]

well mentally

[lament stag]

just get alive duh

[manic oriole]

u have a gf better undie rn

smh couples

[heavy pond]

Dying on your gf fr

[lament stag]

couples 😍

[manic oriole]

😳

[lament stag]

SUS

[jade marten]

i'm very much alive for becci in all departments

[manic oriole]

good job

[lament stag]

SUS?

[manic oriole]

very

[heavy pond]

Not like that

[manic oriole]

yes like that

[lament stag]

i meannnnn

[heavy pond]

You want it to be sus

[lament stag]

no

[manic oriole]

i do tho

[lament stag]

why would i want becci & jack to be sus 😳

that’s a little sus

[manic oriole]

no the dieing on the gf thing

[civic ledge]

This chat is,, weird

[manic oriole]

very

[lament stag]

oh

[heavy pond]

Just now realized?

[lament stag]

i see

it’s weird but i like it 🙄

[civic ledge]

No

[manic oriole]

wait am i the only single person here rn

[civic ledge]

Im just repeating it

[manic oriole]

😭

[civic ledge]

This chat is weird

[lament stag]

rip

[civic ledge]

There i said jt again :D

[jade marten]

seems so

[manic oriole]

-_-

[civic ledge]

Yes

[lament stag]

starr is not single?

oh ok she just confirmed

[civic ledge]

Me and Asurakt

[lament stag]

MB

[slender dove]

Rip

[manic oriole]

sustarakt

[lament stag]

that’s good

[manic oriole]

EW A TEAMER go away

[lament stag]

i like it

[manic oriole]

yucky

[heavy pond]

L teamer

[slender dove]

Gotta make me

[civic ledge]

Teamer💀

[manic oriole]

ikr

[lament stag]

wdym by that 🤨

[manic oriole]

👆 😆

[civic ledge]

Do u play eu or na?

[heavy pond]

Get outa here broke emo

[manic oriole]

hes the gingerbread boy u gotta bake him

[manic oriole]

NA

[civic ledge]

Dang

[lament stag]

i’m so confused in so many ways.

[manic oriole]

😈

[slender dove]

he gotta make me leave the chat that's what I mean

[manic oriole]

u said wdym "make me" and im saying, u gotta make him

[lament stag]

damn i didn’t know that 😟

[slender dove]

Ayo

[manic oriole]

cant u just leave on ur own?

after being laughed at for a bit first obv

[lament stag]

more confused

[slender dove]

yh but miss out on my fans nah

[manic oriole]

also zenryuko sounds like the emo guy in a horror game

[jade marten]

needs moral support apparently

[manic oriole]

attention seeking behavior amiright

.

[slender dove]

aren't the eboys the killers tho

[jade marten]

true

[lament stag]

what

[manic oriole]

nope

theyre always the first to go

[heavy pond]

What fans💀

[manic oriole]

its the handsome eboys that can be killers

not ones like u

[slender dove]

And u profiling me

[manic oriole]

ur how they find out theres a monster in the building

[slender dove]

I'm not eboy

[lament stag]

what is going on

[manic oriole]

ur short so its deserved

[manic oriole]

you are tho

[jade marten]

should i get the 🍿 now... orrr?

[lament stag]

now pls

[slender dove]

Ayo I'm not but even if I was u stalking me u fan

[manic oriole]

zenryuko teams and i dont like him so im laughing at him

[civic ledge]

💀

[lament stag]

ok i laugh too then

🤣🤣🤣

[manic oriole]

no ur gf told me

[slender dove]

yes bro it gets funny

[manic oriole]

sorry too far

[lament stag]

OHHHHHHH (caps)

[slender dove]

oh yh what's my height

hello

[manic oriole]

2 foot 11

[manic oriole]

@stray pewter is his gf btw

[lament stag]

😳😳😳

[manic oriole]

ikr

[civic ledge]

Guys i just wanna watch family guy videos on YouTube that are ever so slightly sped up to avoid being illegal pls 😭

[manic oriole]

why

i wanna laugh at teamers

[heavy pond]

He deserves getting laughed at

[manic oriole]

yup

[lament stag]

fr let’s laugh

🤣🤣🤣

[manic oriole]

🤣

i think he left

[civic ledge]

True but

[jade marten]

pain and suffering nice

[civic ledge]

Why am i finding modern family guy funny-

Whats wrong with me

[manic oriole]

r u drunk

[lament stag]

v drink

drunk

[manic oriole]

not an insult just curious

[civic ledge]

I haven't drank in a week or two 😭

[lament stag]

liar

[hushed lion]

imagine

[civic ledge]

I haven't had a wkd or owt in ages

[jade marten]

...and i successfully killed the chat

[slender dove]

Bruh I got muted

[lament stag]

good 🤣

[slender dove]

you sure did

[slender dove]

Ikr

[jaunty axle]

so edgy I might get cut

[slender dove]

.,.

ok

[jaunty axle]

proof of an eboy as well, the over-exertion of brain cells trying to figure out where the Treasure Wars channel is

Duos, Trios, Squads and Mega is in TW and SW

not MM

[jade marten]

@jaunty axle found another one

[jaunty axle]

#⛅・skywars #🥳・looking-for-party

whoops wrong reply

[jade marten]

is this person fr 💀

[jaunty axle]

trolling I'd say

[civic ledge]

No theyre aclqq

[jade marten]

you did not

[civic ledge]

I did

[jade marten]

💀

[manic oriole]

is that its real size?

[dapper cloud]

is this #⛅・skywars channel?

[manic oriole]

bro im so sorry

karma for teaming ig

[slender dove]

oh no

[slender dove]

eh karma from me is getting ban but that's it ig

[manic oriole]

L

[manic oriole]

also L

[slender dove]

Big L bro Big L

[jaunty axle]

IP ban to be sure

[manic oriole]

i agree

[slender dove]

rip

[slender dove]

rip

Bro the wife tho

and the daughter

[manic oriole]

they teamed too 💀

or mained olimar in smash bros

[slender dove]

rip

[manic oriole]

massive rip

[jade marten]

gigantic rip

[manic oriole]

not urs jack

[jade marten]

ik lol

[slender dove]

as?

[manic oriole]

_ _

[slender dove]

uhh as my text dang

[manic oriole]

yes thats so it

very much what i was referring too

what a detective

[slender dove]

Ohhh ok

[manic oriole]

with intuition like that its a wonder u missed the "no teaming" rule

[slender dove]

Ik I'm so smart

[manic oriole]

you are a paradox

[slender dove]

oh I'm blind

[manic oriole]

u say ur smart but then u team

[manic oriole]

skill issue

[slender dove]

team player

[manic oriole]

also how would u play mm without eyesight

[manic oriole]

thats not how that works

in mm ur team is innos if ur an inno or sheriff and if ur murderer then u team with all murderers

u crossteam

[slender dove]

oh well u see there's a controller that u play on

[manic oriole]

thats not being a team player L

[manic oriole]

"u see"

no blind person would be caught dead saying that lol

[slender dove]

no no that's called teaming to be pacific

[slender dove]

ik

[manic oriole]

u shot the last person

thats not pacifism

[slender dove]

I'm not a murderer man I'm innocent

I don't shoot ppl

[slender dove]

Everything isn't

[manic oriole]

u did tho

[slender dove]

o.o I ain't going to jail nah

[jaunty axle]

If you want to team so badly, then go over and crossteam in TW, see how that goes

[manic oriole]

yea

or just play a team game lol

like skywars or treasure wars or groundwars or something

play some sg duos if u really want to team

[undone coyote]

i hate this sm

[slender dove]

Why not mm tho

Mm is better tho

[civic ledge]

Only cus its easier to not be banned in

[manic oriole]

ikr

[manic oriole]

yea

[quasi oxide]

pathetic

[thick oak]

oh

[civic ledge]

Ikr

[serene marsh]

ikr

it’s not too cold or hot to fish and it’s not raining

[manic oriole]

rain is good for fishing wdym

they always r biting more during the rain

[serene marsh]

i’m not trying to get wet

[manic oriole]

just bring an umbrella lol

or a tent

fish from a tent

[serene marsh]

i’m not trying to get muddy

[manic oriole]

big boots

ezpz

[serene marsh]

eh idc about how many fish i catch i just like relaxing really

[civic ledge]

Bro the one time i get sher on an active murd game again someone walks through me just as i take my shot ._.

[manic oriole]

ikwym

had that happen to me earlier

[potent anvil]

Hello

[manic oriole]

hi!

[jade marten]

found more teamers (eu) - vHz30 and xXjxstellaXx

if only they they were on here

so i could properly rat them out

[manic oriole]

sadge

one's just from physics class and the other sounds like someone stuttered pronouncing nutella

wish they were in the server so i could laugh at them for their names

[civic ledge]

Oh that guy is teaming?

Hes an alt fs i looked at his stats

[jaunty axle]

ah yes

[serene marsh]

i mean my bow won’t even shoot half the time 🥲

[jaunty axle]

their main is likely banned

[civic ledge]

Yeah

[civic ledge]

5.8k elims :D

[jade marten]

gj!

[civic ledge]

Probably gonna be at 6k next month not bad

First trickshot if you call it that on kbm and idk how the office one hit ngl

[serene marsh]

congratulations

[potent anvil]

Pain

[serene marsh]

man this channel dead

[heavy pond]

Ugly chicken

[thick oak]

ugly chicken

[lament stag]

ugly chicken

[near vortex]

Ugly chicken

Anyways how much time will it take me to get from lvl 35 to lvl 100

[fringe swan]

A long time

[manic oriole]

Less than a month if ur @heavy pond

Or any of the other super grinders

Otherwise a while

With hive+ there’s no way it takes u over 6k if u collect coins enough

[heavy pond]

Like half a month if you grind like I used to

[pallid summit]

is it just me or are the murderers just not doing their job today

i havent had one active one in 1 hr

[thick oak]

they been lacking for like a week now

[pallid summit]

damn

i ruined my 1 to 1 elim death rate

its now 10-12

and my elim vs win rate is even sadder

at least the 16 cpg is back

[jaunty axle]

a lot factors are playing that is making people not want to murder

[pallid summit]

id prob just accidentally hotkey to the second slot on accident

so i cant relate

mdr is pretty hot tho

[jaunty axle]

nice

[manic oriole]

L

[pallid summit]

u havent played mm today

u wouldnt know

[manic oriole]

i have but just a little

[pallid summit]

its actually horrible

[manic oriole]

in the morning

[pallid summit]

yesterday it was fine

[jaunty axle]

MM was fine when I played earlier so
skill issue ig

[pallid summit]

bruh

[manic oriole]

very much a skill issue

[jaunty axle]

and I played NA and EU

[pallid summit]

i still think i have a better elim death rate than u

[pallid summit]

i didnt run into u

[manic oriole]

do u really

[jaunty axle]

I didnt play all day either, a couple hours EU and a couple NA ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[manic oriole]

im at 65/71

ur at 10/12

do the math my good sir

[pallid summit]

hmm

[manic oriole]

ur for sure worse

[pallid summit]

u have 6 more deaths than elims and i only have 2

u honestly just suck

[manic oriole]

.92 vs .83

[pallid summit]

no

6 vs 2

[manic oriole]

my elim/death is better

[manic oriole]

65 vs 10

and its numbers not percents

ratios matter more lol

based ohw to get another elim rq kekw

[pallid summit]

65 just proves that ur a no life

not that ur better

[manic oriole]

????

[pallid summit]

exactly

plus

cant compete with my 16 cpg

[manic oriole]

right, but my e/d of .92 vs urs of .83 proves it nicely

[thick oak]

thats quite literally what it means

[manic oriole]

so hold that

[thick oak]

not that ur a no life

[pallid summit]

no

we all know im better

[dapper venture]

ok

[pallid summit]

and that absurd farms eso

[thick oak]

proof

[manic oriole]

no the size of the numbers dont matter its the ratios

[manic oriole]

I DO NOT

SLANDER

[thick oak]

who would farm that ass map

[pallid summit]

absurd

[jaunty axle]

wha

[manic oriole]

its good for elims/deaths

but i dont play it

[pallid summit]

yeah

thats what he does

[manic oriole]

I play toyhouse and warehouse

*vote toyhouse and warehouse

[thick oak]

i see your point but the colors are just so annoying

[manic oriole]

true

[jaunty axle]

I see Absurd more in maps like Warehouse

[manic oriole]

ty

also

@pallid summit will u be available to play later

TRUE

OMG

[thick oak]

LMAOO

[pallid summit]

no

[manic oriole]

I have NO MAIDENS

[manic oriole]

oh sad

big sad

[pallid summit]

he farms eso trust

[manic oriole]

wanna lend me one since you have so many

[manic oriole]

with my netherite hoe

(kidding)

toyhouse is better for xp so i was playing toyhouse for xp

lol

[thick oak]

well i have so many because they are mine (absolutely not yours)

[manic oriole]

share with the class pls

wait are they gluten free

[pallid summit]

dont u drive to parties on an antique car

[manic oriole]

no she drives in a mini with 20 other friends

(clown car joke)

[pallid summit]

thats a synonym for antique car

[thick oak]

no i grew up stingy and selfish 🤗

[manic oriole]

smh

how do u have so many then

[manic oriole]

no some antique cars are cool

she drives in exclusively hotwheels

[thick oak]

cuz women love women

[manic oriole]

fair enough ig

women >> men

[thick oak]

facts

[manic oriole]

ikr

[thick oak]

why does bqsis think my car is old😭😭

[potent anvil]

?

[manic oriole]

oh did u not know?

hes ur neighbor

[manic oriole]

that sums up the entirety of this channel tbf

[potent anvil]

Lol

[thick oak]

then he'd know its a nice ass car

[manic oriole]

old = wrinkly

wrinkly = not nice

old = not nice

[thick oak]

ITS A 2012 SUPRA

HUHHHH

[manic oriole]

congrats on doxxing urself

me omw to search up everyone with that car

wait whats a supra

[thick oak]

its already happened before

who cares

[manic oriole]

oh

rip

nvm im not doing it then

if im not first then who cares

[thick oak]

its in my name

[thick oak]

LMAO

[manic oriole]

very

[manic oriole]

OMG THATS WHY I HAVE NO MAIDENS (caps)