#🕵・murder-mystery
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Many reasons i dislike office:
•Like i said, cheeseable and the least skill required map
•voted for way too many times and insanely repetitive
•no where decent to trickshot
•very onelined (feels like theres one route only)
•much prefer harder maps
It’s literally just maps with different layouts
No you need 3rd person💀
Use it to my advantage
so being better doesnt matter then does it?
if there is no skill then there is no reason for "I'm better" or "Because I shot you didnt I?"
now is there?
go on make up your next excuse
post me a wall while I go bacj to work
Cya dunc ^^
Also you: plays next to nonstop this month
👀
whjo cares if a map is "easier" jst play the game
That’s just how I am
Doesn’t mean I take the game serious
I just play a lot
honestly did it for my stats tbh
Exactly 💀
People are allowed to say they dont like a map though. everyone has their own opinions no ones opinions are higher than anyone elses
Play it or don’t play, complaining isn’t gunna change the difficulty of a map or the how people play
I know and people act like arguing over it is gunna change what’s running inside the map itself
except mine, mine are obviously better than everyone elses
even the wrong ones
Which is why i never like to play on office as any role bc its too easy and i prefer challenges 🥴
Good for you
this is true
What’s yours
and many "good" players just simply abuse 3rd person to get free easy elims
and it takes no skilll
👍
people were just saying they dont like office I dont understand why it started an argument and being rude
Agreed
Eso is great challenge. I rarely win as murderer on that map
I do it for the elims
I cant put my crosshair on someone 20 blocks away but I can 3rd person corner elim people extremely consistantly
ya
ur just grinding, using all the tools available
no shame in that lol
Frrr
and you are actually very good
as someone who's 1v1d u multiple times
ur reaction time is wild
and you have shmoovement
i just feel like either they need to give mobile a 3rd person toggle or remove 3rd person from the other platforms
How my rankings go now:
- eso
2)toyhouse
3)warehouse
4)museum - office
- spaceship
- Manor
ur a tree camper right tlit
Is this for murderer or overall?
I only go on trees to attempt trick shots or sometimes scout slow murds
Same
oh
Trees are great for trickshots
This is overall
- Office
- Toyhouse
- Manor
- Museum
- Warehouse
- Eso
- Spaceship
spaceship is better than office imo, you can outrun teamers on spaceship
I played office way too many times and I loved it but it got to me that it's now boring when you constantly play that map all the time
Eso
Spaceship
Manor
Warehouse
Toyhouse
Museum
Office
i get very confused on it because its just one big circle so i dont play spaceship often
mine would be
-toyhouse
-warehouse
-eso
-museum
-spaceship
-manor
-office
it is kinda one big circle
but the jukes on it are very fun
i agree
Spaceship in my opinion isn’t bad in general, it’s just the people that play on these maps that are completely boring, they be hiding like every single game, and you sometimes won’t be able to find them
There’s a lot to cover in 5 minutes honestly
I never encounter hiders
I’ve encountered them on NA all the time
i do but its usually always the same spots
The biggest weakness on spaceship as murd is round dark corners
If you dont have full bright on a client or smt its pretty hard to see people around some places
LOL
nothing but facts
i like warehouse
warehouse is goated
^
i know right, i like it cuz it’s open
yes 😎
not liking warehouse is just a skill issue imo
& has two vending machines on the sides of map 👍
yup
vending machines are the counter to cringe strats
like camping and stuff
for the murderer
yes, & the vents are cool too
the vents are ok
👎
I sometimes find murderers camping them
much better than office obv
but still tough
but they’re wide so ez to kill
I also find innos camping them, but rarer
going into an enclosed space with a murderer is always a risk
especially when you dont know exactly in which part of the space they are
i think i’m just too pro tbh
i am so out of it today
wait I have more elims than u on my main kekw
how so?
ive closed out of my game twice
oh
in a fit of rage
very oh
no i fall in the void
if I can pearl clutch on mobile you can pearl clutch on controller or kbm
ITS NOT MY FAULT (caps)
no you had complete control over chest loot distribution
should i make a montage of me falling in the void
ok u didn’t have to whip out the stats 🧍♀️
i had to put u in ur place
i’m put
nice
why
ok
ok i’ll try
idek how to read stats
office is by far the worst map for stats
idk what’s good/bad
oh
i just play to play 🧍♀️
1/3 elim/death for mobile, 1/2 elim/death for controller, 1/1 elim/death for kbm
thats whats "good"
anything above that is goated
okay
ok @pallid summit back me up here
no
yes
hes bad too
ok @heavy pond back me up here
this is his stats
oh
moon has extraordinarily good stats for only ever playing office
he’s just hot that’s why
couples 💀
oh ok
get a room and tell him urself smh
i do, everyday 😋
👀
frfr
i feel like i’m being flexed on right now & i do not enjoy it
good
already have 3 clips for the montage! 😞
🤨
didnt just copy and paste that from earlier
bqsis's not urs lol
rightttttt
we've come full circle
what montage
also @heavy pond stop lurking
no i pinged him, he has a right fr
@heavy pond why are u lurking
plus he’s bae so it’s fine
ur gonna get him mad 😭
@heavy pond has human rights, u should stop pinging him
no hed never get mad at me
im too silly
LMAOOAOAOAOAO (caps)
Turning my notis off
smart
lol
so I can ping u consequence free now right @heavy pond
STOP
ok
me falling into the void
liv
jeongin says she loves u so much
but shes in timeout
she also sent me a context-less "🧍♀️" and now im confused, anyone wanna explain?
@lament stag i love u
she is standing
ok i’m now done in my timeout
oh no 😫
oh yes 😳
a new challenger approaches
YES
omg exactly
what
Who
live.
LIVE
IM SORRY
PLS
😭
not as much as me
like ur mom
who r u responding to
LMAOOAOAOAO YOU (caps)
ok sorry 😔
😔😔😔
I would never do something like that
if they fine then they have it coming
yes repent
👀
yes
No
theres an innuendo somewhere in there liv
She’s mine
😳
😳
😳
no
yes
i’ll report for spam
cuz i said
i know
I’ll join vc in a sec
pls i miss u fr 🙄
couples 💀
BUE
get a room smh
speech 100
I SAW THAT (caps)
you saw what
ok it’s not funny anymore
what isnt
no
anyone else agree?
too big
ayo
😳
…
Gottem
no
i made the joke first
i’m not got
speech 100
ikr
Ily
ilym
me too moon ily too
no
yes
I do 🙄
no me 🙄
😭
we have one 🙄
fr makin me sad
stop flexing
LOL
my bae asleep
no he left to go eat cereal 😔
L
i’m lonely rn fr 🙄
my only bae is @raw aurora
I'm the most loyal one here tbf
if u say so
pizza is very good
pasta is better
ur overrated
Pineapple on pizza
yes
👎
Not us vc for 34 hours 🙄
You are awesome
true tbh
ok well ur eating cereal so i’m lonely
I’ll be back
"fRuIT dOeSnT bElOng On pIzZa" me when tomato is a fruit
yeah
I SURE HOPE SO (caps)
no
maybe
I dont understand 3d integrals -_-
well i already did all of high school so maybe?
no its college
Cheese on pizza is basically like having milk and bread
i’m not going to college
fancy milk and bread
bc italian
oh
Get some bae
too far
Gunna make me go to dms for this
pls
😋
🤨
?
what
dms exist
that’s my thinking face
smh
we are dm’ing
u should
we are
i’ll think about it
😹
ok h5 made me get cereal so ima get some ttyl
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
hi
здравствуйте
hey r u an emo furry?
NO
hey r u sure
i am very sure
i don't believe u
Nice tp
ty
noooooo
Yes yes he is
@jade marten just saying the Emo Skin you have in case you get Emo👀
LMAO
N O
hmmmm
jack i think shes saying "yes, yes he is sure"
in response to liv saying she doesnt believe ur sure about not being a furry emo
okayyy
mordor mostory
oh lol
yes
hi
Hes a Emo furry
thats not what u said earlier tho
oh
It’s what I meant
@cerulean blade did i do something
Ikr

what was it ?
Huh
very ur fault
Tiny koii and olTOASTlo are teamers
why 2 ping
bc @serene marsh changed their mind ig
wat happen
hi
sorry for snitching btw scammer
hi
r u okay
Its fine.
hes speaking enchantment table someone stop him
именно
и ты будешь гореть в аду
с хскаммером
сука
"smite II"
"bane of arthropods iv"
"mending"
idk what this one is tho
Luck of the sea i
..ладно
nacho
no he's being emo in russian
bc his girl blocked him
this is murder mystery
I lost like 3 friends on my friends list this month = (
thats why u remove them b4 they remove u 🤞
prob ur mom
GOTTEM
Now that is cool
#soreal
#cereal
#mykneeisbleeding
myself 😞
🙄
i was rushing my dogs back inside cuz it started pouring and i scraped my knee 🙁
so ur dogs hurt u? 🙄👊
it was the weather fr, i’ll fight it 4 u 🙄👊
if the weather didn’t start you’d be fine
ok brb, gonna fight the air ☝️
thanks bae 🙁
yw 😋
🙈🙈
hm
he said that he’s sorry & he loves u so much but he had so many emotions he just had to let it out so he started crying @thick oak
LMAO
😔😔😔
i dont forgive him cuz im scared of storms 🙁
ok he said ur mean
im not mean 😞
yeah cuz u won’t forgive 😔
Goofy ahh teamers 🥴
he was feeling emotional so he had to let it out & now ur making him feel worse 😔
yeah btw he put me in the middle of 2 tornadoes so freak him.
yeah 😞😞
sorry liv 😔
its okay amor 🤗
🙈
i’m sorry bae, he’ll wake up soon, i’ll manifest it 🤞
i owe you for that fr 🙈
😋
Not bad ig
nice!
The eso one is p cool tbh
nice shots
That rio girl I absolutely demolished her on toyhouse when she was teaming lmao
Bahahah nicee
I juked her a couple times, hope her poor ankles are ok
This is it lads! Perfect time for the teamers coming out of their caves in eu
Huh who @ me
Ty
Gunna use that if im facing teamers on spaceship maybe
But hey who likes to stay in one spot all game
use what
The hiding spot jordan clipped
oh
nah, thats super visable
u might as well just chill on the top of the teleporter on the other side of the map
its a better spot imo
neither do i but i sometimes have to find hiders
Goofy ahh amazon controller
hat camper 👀
furry
Not exactly because people were around the hat and i didnt really camp it i stayed around it 🤓
so its not camping if the hats there?
or if there are people there?
Theres 2 types of hat camping
n o
fluffy?
Noob hat camping, needlessly staying around the hat like you see people just standing on it
Strategic hat camping, when you know people are gonna try nab it so you kill people around the area
Theres nothing wrong with it tbh, it was in an open space
People were around me
I had to go back and forth to tempt them to go to the hat so i could kill them
so, a subtly different way of hat camping
If i played with just one side id kill them but leave the other people to nab the hat and probably camp 3rd person
But by going back and forth im giving them false hope that they could get it but bam i turn around and kill them
thats why I never go for the hat when theyre doing that
lol
still is hat camping tho
but yea, the mm meta has kinda devolved into cringe so thats just the counterplay
Only difference is im actually goated while doing it
Its kinda needed with an early sher kill on office
also true
People are gonna be all around it if youre in mid
tbf I do the same thing, but i just dont get mad at hat campers
anyone wunna play?
hm
Murderer pog
Teamers of 3 down ✔️
nice
Have fun ^^
Will do 🙂
i back u up
and absurd prides himself over his elim/death rate but all he does is run circles in eso hotel
i can confirm
isnt that right @manic oriole ?
absurd be getting dizzy
u really arent wrong tbf
tho I do usually do better on toyhouse
and if I had access to 3rd person without pausing I'd probably just always do warehouse instead
and I still never camp on a tree, so at least im respectable scum
not rly
ur 4 foot 2
ur too young to be bald
dont discuss age mr an absurd name
oh mb
did i mention ur also a woman
if u did u got it wrong
cap
clap
if im a woman then ur 2 foot
no
oh
u little cheeky boy
😳
are u a priest now?
no
i could be if i wanted to
fair enough
interesting

very interesting right
Does anyone else reference the game "Clue" when they play MM? Randomly say "it was Mrs, Scarlett in the Library with a Candlestick" just for a small laugh?
no
bc we had an actual childhood
you might see 8 yr olds referencing among us tho
unfortunately
Intriguing how you start with insulting my childhood as if I somehow personally offended you when I don't even know who you are. How Sus. 🤔
yeah this guy plays among us
sorry
oh
Think they were talking bout me.
Both of you guys are scuffed, simple
@manic oriole
@pallid summit
ur not wrong
because i hate among us with a passion
also hi nahp!
ik I'm not, also hello
fair enough
but why do u cyberbully people
smh
:((((
proof that ur bald
Lmao
that was not cyberbullying, that was observing
no me saying ur bald is observing, u saying they play among us is cyberbullying
theres a difference
??
yes
I only played Amongus when it first came out, but then I got bored so now I just enjoy quoting songs about it.
the difference is that ur wrong and im right

oh
u listen to songs about among us
i have never played among us and never plan on doing it
you deserve all the scorn
Which I also randomly do while playing MM when I'm not referencing Clue.
I'm sorry for calling you a nice person
chad
Eh, if that is your opinion that's fine with me 😄
my opinion counts as objective fact tho
absurd on the character arc
fyi
at least i stay consistent
I have no life and thus do not care how people see me 😊
bc im special

14 step heros journey am i right
No

But cluedo is amazing
alright I'ma head out to watch some stuff, also hello and bye star 
pretty sure its the villain one
ah
what about me :((
i deserve a bye too right?
thats not an arc thats a parabola
Hello and goodbye nahp
those are the same thing
bye nahp
💀 wrong reply
Hmm cool dude does deserve a hello and goodbye also same thing to you absurd
no
a parabola is an arc but not all arcs are parabolas
like squares and rectangles
square and rectangles are neither arcs nor parabolas
red is sus
theyre legit closed shapes
an arc is always part of a parabola tho
metaphors must stump you
they stump me when they make no sense
L
thats just a gap in comprehension skill
saying that is like saying an absurd name eats like a respectable person
its a metaphor but its hella wrong
true tho
thats a simile tho
simile***
not a metaphor
im gonna die
dieieie
joining u in dieing soon
dieing clan
yes!
ngl that should be a thing
no
yes
not really
yes really
bad opinion alert
nah fr tho when they call the murderer the "imposter" 💀
ikr
u never played me in connect 4
Would be funny if MM made a reference to clue by naming the murder after Tim Curry's character in the Clue movie.
not yet 😈
id prob win
if ur as good at connect 4 as u r at chess i dont have to worry
bruh im spending that time grinding dr
not wasting my time against c4 nons
we've never played chess either
what rank exists for c4?
id still win
idk
after the dr grind
ok
and not chess
I might join u for dr later if ur still playing
because chess on computer is a dumb joke
im playing in 1 hr
1v1 ez
I just realized, I could also reference TF2 for a laugh while playing MM!!! "The heavy is a spy!!"
oh i was kidding, sorry lol
Oh
1v1 murder mystery 💀
thats a thing
that sounds so dumb
sher vs murd
yeah they do
yes one person’s always gonna be left
unless murd doesnt kill everyone but 1
1 v 1 is pointless in Murder Mystery
What if the murd loses before 1 left 👀
I am playing the game to enjoy the experience not to prove myself I am better than others
then there ass
ik i was jk
i didnt think that was what u meant but ig
But in a murd win situation
Just look at most my games "1v1s" literally last a couple seconds i hardly call that a 1v1
I think a "1v1" is 30+ seconds
still technically a 1v1
Anything shorter than 30s i dont really call a "1v1"
Tho it is technically a 1v1
I dont consider it a proper 1v1
Bruh im actually owning these teamers tonight
Haha nicee
I dont even need to use my alts, I can single handedly do it on my main
kiken
I read that as kitten ;-;
i ate that an hour ago
god
god
guys someone gave me a cruiser mount and idk who
i wanna know
Ooooo oooo(I don’t remember how the melody goes)
Nice shot
Tyy
elitechoice77 is the best helper in hive
no cap
and hes also new
but is better than all the old ones
that shows something
Lmao
hi
Hi
hi wendy!! 🙈
Hiii livsss!!
hahahfhdhdjw😍
mio?
hii how was your day?
My day was good, how was yours?
im glad to hear that, mine was boring
Ripp, that sucks to hear but hope it gets better!
thank uu:)
Yww
true
no i am
no
@placid totem ur the best helper right
DCV (google what it means)
i aint a v tho
u are
no
elite choice is the best one
and u can guess whos the worst one (its not u surprisingly)
hes not a helper anymore
L’s to him🤣🤣😂🤣
im not the worst one cuz im the best one
ur not even a helper
u dont know what ur dealing with
whoaa
✋
ok
true
LOL
L
they dleeted it
😢
hive mods, i am so sorry
im@trying to change my ways
its just really hard
this is who i am i hope u can accept me
HI
HEYY
lol
heyy
hru
im good hru
HI
HIII WYD
why
cus i have nothing to do
yeah that is pretty boring tbh
personally i would find something to do
good thing that i fix that problem at one snap of a finger
mm prestiges are a good idea
so true
so true
playing mm! 😋
yes
ur hotter mama
can i join yes or yes
@manic oriole suffer with me
pls
ilysm 🙈🙈🙈
you’ll have to ask my bf 😫
oh then nvm💯
LOL
💀
valid
h5 would never turn me down
i bet he would
i agree
broooke01 and i are getting accepted to h5's party anyday
maybe
Bruh why we still talking about this
because
i want to know if u would turn me down
if i wanted to party
and that is the bait
u werent supposed to know that part btw
he’s avoiding the question fr
because he knows he wouldnt
💔
i am the best addition to any party
ive got the 12 kill china town game 💪
if u want more
i can give u more bait
Meep
would u turn down a party invite from me?
h5 knows he wouldnt but hes too scared to reply
Probably not-
:))))000
STOP TALKING abt prestige (caps)
no one cares + hive wont add it in a million years

i bet u hive will add it tho
even tho many people dont want it
