🕵・murder-mystery

[dapper cloud]

[stray oriole]

Disagree

[radiant sundial]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS ME (caps)

[stray oriole]

Yummy

[hushed lion]

I'll just start pulling off some demon souls type stuff and start dodging everything

Roz knows what i mean too

[stray oriole]

It is like that.. I already said that, you will be murder get shot and the thing in you’re head goes like „FROM WHEREEEEE“

[hushed lion]

He's seen it

[stray oriole]

Me in dbd

[hushed lion]

And now luna thanks to that intense match in toy house

[radiant sundial]

"FrOm WhErE??!?!?!?!"

[stray oriole]

My friends are scared of me when I’m like really angry.. always be like „I never seen you that way I’m scared“

[stray oriole]

HAHAHA right

[stray oriole]

Girls like that

[serene marsh]

I like the challenge i feel like im good at the game if i win

[stray oriole]

We love boys who aggressive except to the one you love-

[serene marsh]

Plus eso is fun to be murd on

[stray oriole]

True, take the win and appreciate.. Office win is like „meh aigan“ but eso/ museum would be like „Oh nice“

[stray oriole]

Meh. Get shot from a disgusting tree

[hushed lion]

I kill, simple, no matter who you are to me

[radiant sundial]

i'm scared of murderer nahp

[stray oriole]

I mean in real life

[hushed lion]

Ah yeah ok irl, that's how i em, mean to others but nice to the one i like or love whatever yes.

[serene marsh]

I respect the no teaming attitude

[stray oriole]

The only one I’m scared of is @bright nebula dam he good

[austere timber]

yes same and sorry i was playing a round of survival games

[stray oriole]

Nothing to be sorry about xd

[radiant sundial]

y e s b e c a u s e t e a m i n g i s L

[stray oriole]

True, teaming= 🗑

Tbh I teamed soon ago.. but stopped

[radiant sundial]

[stray oriole]

Y know who teams?

Kopusu

[austere timber]

[stray oriole]

[hushed lion]

i like.. really hate teaming, someone tried to make me a teamer early in mm but i just said, but what's the point.. when you could KILLLLL

[radiant sundial]

iMAGine

[serene marsh]

[stray oriole]

Killing is yummy yummy in my tummy

[hushed lion]

[stray oriole]

Pfft-

[serene marsh]

I think targeters are worse than teamers

[radiant sundial]

I LOVE KILLING (caps)

[stray oriole]

50/50

[serene marsh]

((I hate vybes))

[radiant sundial]

true- even tho i've never been targeted i don't think at least-

[stray oriole]

If the targeter even collects 10 coins to kill you even when you’re innocent- yes

[serene marsh]

[austere timber]

the satisfying feeling you get when you hear the cracking noise after a kill

[stray oriole]

lol me by kopusu one time

[austere timber]

[stray oriole]

He was standing there wanting to run away to kill and remembered that I was standing in the spot I always stay- was the first one to day

[radiant sundial]

[hushed lion]

Icy Vybes is just.. no, but at least he's been gone for awhile

[stray oriole]

OH

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[serene marsh]

I’ll bb soon @heavy pond

[stray oriole]

Y know what’s also satisfying? When the sherrif misses many times

When you’re murd-

[radiant sundial]

PFFFFFF

[stray oriole]

Dodging that shots like a ninja lmao

[austere timber]

yes or when u get a perfect kill with the star 🌟

[stray oriole]

HMMM yes

[serene marsh]

Good riddance

[stray oriole]

Egg wars kills with bow without missing

[austere timber]

yes yes yes

[radiant sundial]

[dusty plover]

Finally finished

8mins before due time

[stray oriole]

OH

Imma get on my knees for that one

[austere timber]

omg that just itched my brain so good

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[stray oriole]

Goosebumps

[austere timber]

[stray oriole]

When I’m home I’m gonna grind mm and try to get good clips

[radiant sundial]

grind mm be like:

[stray oriole]

I can’t grind tbh I will be playing till it gets pink then my motivation is gone-

I need someone who tells me to come back and grind aigan 😭 @jade marten that’s youre new job

[austere timber]

i get so sad when it turns pink

[hushed lion]

[austere timber]

[stray oriole]

My fave color.. getting sick of it 😭

[austere timber]

it always happens when i’m getting really into it or i find a friend

[stray oriole]

Ayo 6 am gotta go sleep

[austere timber]

[stray oriole]

True true.. it’s so fun and then it’s starts getting pink

[austere timber]

devastating

[stray oriole]

Anyways good night murder mystery

[austere timber]

sleep well

[hushed lion]

Gn mate

[radiant sundial]

ok what?

[hushed lion]

Uhhh.. em i dumb or.. because my games lost are somehow higher then my deaths.. like wha..

[serene marsh]

[serene marsh]

self-destructed

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[serene marsh]

actually how did that happen though

[radiant sundial]

hm?

[serene marsh]

stepped back and got sent to the shadow realm

[hushed lion]

TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU-
(caps)

[serene marsh]

I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR-
(caps)

[dapper cloud]

oh same here

[hushed lion]

yours are.. 26 lost AND 29 deaths

[dapper cloud]

[hushed lion]

mine are 290 lost and 275 deaths

don't you see the difference?-

[dapper cloud]

yeah

[radiant sundial]

you're just built different

[hushed lion]

somehow i lost more games without dying

like.. how

What

[dapper cloud]

Murderer role my guy

[serene marsh]

so bad you just lose automatically

[hushed lion]

[hushed lion]

That would be a death though-????

i never had a game where time ran out ;-;

[serene marsh]

you sure?

[dapper cloud]

nope you just requeue and game count as lost while being murderer

[hushed lion]

I'm sure

[hushed lion]

Well never q as murderer

so- what else could have gotten me a lost

just.. being afk?

[dapper cloud]

I think yeah

[hushed lion]

Ah because i have went afk a lot

[radiant sundial]

hm

[serene marsh]

afk kicked?

is that a thing?

[hushed lion]

Yeah

[dapper cloud]

you've just holding your murder weapon and people react to you then get shot by innocents

[hushed lion]

AFK for awhile and you'll see in chat it pops up a message saying you'll be kicked after a few seconds

[radiant sundial]

mhm

[serene marsh]

does it make noise?

[manic oriole]

not that im aware of, but i rarely run into that problem

[dapper cloud]

I hope they add afk kicker to Each Gamemodes because H&S i seen alot of seekers went afk

[manic oriole]

thats only something a camper would know

[manic oriole]

shut shut shut shut I love afk seekers

if they remove them then imma get like no seeker kills ever

I'll have to rely on honest combos

[serene marsh]

hiders go afk and become seekers while still afk

[manic oriole]

nah sometimes theyre the starting seeker bro

[serene marsh]

wait what

[manic oriole]

but yea maybe they went afk during a previous game

roz is currently the person with the most hide wins in all of hive btw

[dapper cloud]

3:30 the game pick random hider as seeker

[manic oriole]

yea and sometimes theyre afk too and its AMAZING

i get like 6 seeker kills those games

[dapper cloud]

I WANT SOME CHASE & FUN 😭 (caps)

[manic oriole]

I WANT SEEKER KILLS!!! (caps)

[dapper cloud]

I WANT BEING CHASED MY FRIENDS (caps)

[manic oriole]

oh

well then

[serene marsh]

I hit an afk seeker and they suddenly started chasing me and I literally started screaming

[manic oriole]

bragging about having friends I see

[manic oriole]

oh yea people will go fake afk to tempt you to hit them and then will try to kill u for it

[radiant sundial]

imagine having friends couldn't be me

[dapper cloud]

br..bro

[manic oriole]

lucky me my combos are kinda fire so once they give me the free hit they die like 1/3 of the time

[serene marsh]

[hushed lion]

Indeed

[radiant sundial]

[dapper cloud]

[radiant sundial]

"smadge"

[serene marsh]

Im back @heavy pond

[radiant sundial]

?

[dapper venture]

in it’s true element

blob blob 🫧

[serene marsh]

Im about to grind 200 wins in 12 hours

Imma solo till h5ms is on

[heavy pond]

I accidentally passed out 😭

I’m back though

I apologize

[serene marsh]

Happens

[heavy pond]

Yess

[serene marsh]

I just got to keep playing this to earn peoples respect back too many JordanMT07 haters man

[heavy pond]

Idk why ultimaze hating fr

[civic ledge]

Why care

If ur legit then u dont need to care

haters be haters

Unless theres a reason for them to hate ya, dont give a _

[serene marsh]

Im off to the worst start ever

47 wins 3 elims

Nearly every game has been like under 90 seconds

Gimme a sec @heavy pond

[deep elm]

T

Est

[heavy pond]

👍

[stray oriole]

Laughed way to hard while doing this tbh

[heavy pond]

Nah

[civic ledge]

💀

[heavy pond]

That guy you can

[stray oriole]

yes!

[heavy pond]

Lol

Smash bros

[stray oriole]

lmao xd

[civic ledge]

Ive played smash and gosh its boring💀

[heavy pond]

💀

[stray oriole]

Never saw it never played it

[toxic barn]

Bruh 💀

@serene marsh @barren marten @compact tundra look

[stray oriole]

Ayo be tagging random people

[toxic barn]

Oh he muted 💀

[stray oriole]

PFFFFT

[stray oriole]

Wanna have the clip I can send you private and then you can talk to him lmao

[toxic barn]

😳

[dapper venture]

[stray oriole]

Penguin

[civic ledge]

[stray oriole]

Penguin

[civic ledge]

[stray oriole]

NOOT NOOT

[dusty knoll]

i

[civic ledge]

u

[dusty knoll]

o

[stray oriole]

a

[dusty knoll]

e

[stray oriole]

Yh that’s all of them

[jade marten]

i awake

[dusty knoll]

y can be a vowel but only when it wants to be

[dusty knoll]

good day mobilemoomoo

[stray oriole]

MOOMOO

[stray oriole]

vowel

[dusty knoll]

i love getting targeted for a minute straight

[jade marten]

HIIII

[dusty knoll]

but anywayssss

[stray oriole]

Can I target you also?

[dusty knoll]

i got targeted TWICE!!!

this game is AMAZING.

abouta start requeueing on anyone above level like 10 this is ridiculous

literally ignoring other people just to chase me and kill me

[civic ledge]

Hive murder mystery

[dusty knoll]

how do y'all enjoy this

[gaunt root]

Anyone want to help me with a quest

[dusty knoll]

🤨 📸

[civic ledge]

We dont

[gaunt root]

I'm crying how to enjoy things i don't know

[serene marsh]

U still here @heavy pond

?

[stray oriole]

We don’t

[heavy pond]

Yep loading up now

[serene marsh]

Ok

No worries no rush

[heavy pond]

👌

[dapper venture]

[stray oriole]

PEnguin

[jade marten]

i think i had a dream the other night, and i was playing deathrun on club pwnguin or smth like that

idek

also my bed is so comfy omg

[civic ledge]

Club bedguin

[stray oriole]

HAHAH what?

I dreamed I met kopusu in real life alright

I woke up sweating

[civic ledge]

I dreamt i was on a rollercoaster that broke down and was on loop for 8 hours

Because faulty breaks

It kept going and going

[stray oriole]

That’s more fun then my dream

Just falling is nice tbh

[serene marsh]

😍🥰🥰😘😍😍🥰🥰

[heavy pond]

LMAO

[serene marsh]

YES

[civic ledge]

Oof

[serene marsh]

…….

game 10000/10

[stray oriole]

I feel the pain 😭

[serene marsh]

..

What happened @heavy pond

[heavy pond]

Crashed

[serene marsh]

Oh

[heavy pond]

I’m coming back

[serene marsh]

Ok

Take ur time

[heavy pond]

👍

[civic ledge]

Hello coming back, my name is Starr

[heavy pond]

🙌

[compact tundra]

Ayo....😩 😩

[stray oriole]

Smash

[jade marten]

i need stuff

[serene marsh]

i get pink glitch in murder mystery everytime

only game i get it

[stray oriole]

Well-

[stray oriole]

[jade marten]

i got half dressed and now i cbb to change the rest of my pjs lol

[stray oriole]

Noo

Im depressed eaither lmaon

[jade marten]

fun times

[stray oriole]

[hushed lion]

On EU missed another shot just by literal inch I feel great

[stray oriole]

Poor nahp

Eu is fun

[serene marsh]

asia murder mystery is weird

i swear its always chinese players that are good at this game idk why

all the level 100 tryhards are chinese

[jade marten]

bruh what

LOL

[serene marsh]

they speak chinese in chat

the level 100s ive seen anyways

i do not know how you play this game to level 100

how many wins do you need to max it?

and wins as what role?

[jade marten]

you get lvl 100 when u get 477,900 xp

[hushed lion]

Had a murderer game with helper as sheriff and a level 100 I Sheriff it was scary but I still pulled it off which is what amazes me to be fair the first time you ever meet me in EU I just destroy a lobby as murder sounds about right

[serene marsh]

whats the best strat to lvl up fast

[stray oriole]

Sounds good I’m proud of you

[jade marten]

um i'd say try and get a lot of murder elims where you can, i don't know a lot about the xp system

[hushed lion]

I think the hive staff are sabotaging me I just tried to q and my game crashed

jk but fr I still don't understand why it does that

[jade marten]

hive moment

[serene marsh]

i heard its like collect coins and stuff?

murder elims get how many xp

[jade marten]

um not sure @civic ledge

she might know

[hushed lion]

I was not ready for that murderer match for real though I literally am just woken up like why

[stray oriole]

Sounds good I’m proud of you

[civic ledge]

Huh

Wassup

Best way to get xp is get alot of coins

Murd elims are good too naturally

But coins are the most efficient

And dont q as murderer get fast murd wins

[hushed lion]

I didn't even get one kill I already got shot damn eu on something different

[stray oriole]

[hushed lion]

Bro Steve looked at me with a bow and said you want to go down that road again and I said what have we met???

[stray oriole]

Way down we go

[hushed lion]

It ended in both of us shooting each other in the end

Lmao (also you're the literal opposite of me )

[barren raven]

Yes

Sus

[civic ledge]

Niceee

[lament stag]

very nice

[lament stag]

also very nice

[hushed lion]

i just wanna make it known bro just ZOOMED to the side

[stray oriole]

I kinda like that

[hushed lion]

very good

[stray oriole]

Thank you

[grand ember]

Santa tried to murder me

[hushed lion]

hmm, should i play as a yellow steve for awhile?

[grand ember]

Hid in this corner for a bit (went back to that spot end of round to get screenshot) because had to do something for a moment I real life and when I got back there was already 4 people left. That means the murder most likely past me without killing me lol

[hushed lion]

bruhhhhhhhhhhahahaha lmao

[grand ember]

Was dancing while playing Murder Mystery because I was listening to music. Was a bit disappointed to be Murder because I wanted to jump around lol

[grand ember]

Ya

[radiant sundial]

i a m a l i v e

[grand ember]

T h a t ‘ s g o o d

[radiant sundial]

m a y b e

[hushed lion]

alrighty steve it is

[stray oriole]

Yellow Steve

[manic oriole]

we love yellow steve

*now that hes gone

[grand ember]

Aaayy nice kill

[stray oriole]

Thank you

[grand ember]

I felt bad for Steve before ):

[manic oriole]

nahp ask anika for her yellow steve langerey (i cant spell) outfit

[stray oriole]

I always loved the yellow Steve’s

[grand ember]

Dang nice kill too

[manic oriole]

@dreamy temple do u still have that yellow steve bathing suit skin and can u send it to nahp

[hushed lion]

uhhh nahhhhh

[dreamy temple]

hi yes i do and no it is mine

[manic oriole]

uhhh yeahhhhh

[hushed lion]

normal yellow steve is fineeee

[manic oriole]

oh

also hi

[dreamy temple]

also answer my pings i joined back mays server

[manic oriole]

wait what

oml im so happy

be rigth there

[dreamy temple]

i ran away to be melons kids btw

[manic oriole]

WHAT

[dreamy temple]

sorry

u wouldn't answer

[manic oriole]

😭

[grand ember]

Huuuh 🤯
I can’t make those kills lol

[grand ember]

…

[grand ember]

🥲

[hushed lion]

i don't even what i was on this night

[radiant sundial]

hmmm i love the miss

[hushed lion]

i.. don't even know what i was doing

[civic ledge]

Ooh

[civic ledge]

Nahp what ur sens

[radiant sundial]

idek

[hushed lion]

70, 2600 dpi

nope 3200 woops

[radiant sundial]

[civic ledge]

Thats,, high right

[hushed lion]

yes

[radiant sundial]

i think

he said the highest 12600

[civic ledge]

Eesh

How do u do it 😭

[radiant sundial]

idek

[hushed lion]

i tried, couldn't even move my mouse

[radiant sundial]

pfffff-

[hushed lion]

if i did ZOOOOOMMMM (caps)

well then

[civic ledge]

Hello a l i v e :wiggle_wiggle:, my name is Starr

[radiant sundial]

[jade marten]

wiggle wiggle

[civic ledge]

Oh god that reminds me of smt i did in november

December*

Something really cringe😭

[jade marten]

👀

[civic ledge]

Idk if i still have it

[radiant sundial]

[radiant sundial]

[hushed lion]

welp time to play as a yellow steve on na, fun

[radiant sundial]

imma join you and cause chaos

[hushed lion]

chaos cat's bruv lmao

[radiant sundial]

[civic ledge]

Bruh i cant find it

Ill try laters

Soo i found this

And did this

Finally found it

@jade marten @radiant sundial got it

[radiant sundial]

hm

[jade marten]

lol

[toxic barn]

💀

[serene marsh]

Sorry about that @heavy pond

I back

[heavy pond]

All good dw

[serene marsh]

I was too tired I tried my best

[hushed lion]

How to kill four lvl 100s fast that are in a party messing around
Req fast, y'all will crash all at once

[radiant sundial]

[manic oriole]

luwuna

[hushed lion]

@radiant sundial

[manic oriole]

@LuwunaChanTwT

[radiant sundial]

i was in 3rd person i didn't see you

[manic oriole]

❤️

[radiant sundial]

also NO

[manic oriole]

too late tho

[radiant sundial]

N O

[hushed lion]

best group, Helix, Absurd, luna, an me
Just Chilling and all messing around

[radiant sundial]

[hushed lion]

chaos

[dapper cloud]

chaos

[grand ember]

Was just running around collecting coins. Had my volume off so I wasn't aware of death through sound but I was checking regularly on how many people was left. But I ran by a person but a moment later I checked how many people was left and it was just one
person, so I found out they were the murderer and lured them through a trap (on the Manor map) with the portals. I collected the Sheriff hat a while ago that round.
The murderer did good though.

[hushed lion]

c o i n s

[grand ember]

This screenshot was the round before that one

But the coins is the main reason I took the screenshots

[serene marsh]

can someone make me cape for my mc skin,
dm me if u want to help me

[serene marsh]

My pb is around 120 coins

[serene marsh]

WOAH

[serene marsh]

officially good at the game

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

Pay me

[serene marsh]

am poor, srry

[grand ember]

Mine is in the 40’s. But dang that’s a lot. What does pb mean.?

[jade marten]

personal best

[grand ember]

How do you make or get a cape?

[grand ember]

Ooh okay thanks

[serene marsh]

get a cape

[haughty canopy]

poo

[serene marsh]

??

[serene marsh]

...

[serene marsh]

Personal best

[stray oriole]

In Germany pb is Profil Bild means profile picture lmao

[jade marten]

no deaths for ages then murderer decides to kill me, smh bruh im so mad

[jovial bobcat]

took so long to find that one guy and had to use the inno detector

he had to be in the noticeable place too😭

[grand ember]

Just thanking you for telling me what pb means :/

[serene marsh]

bro, what are you talking about

[grand ember]

Wrong person. But don’t know why you replied “??” When I was thanking someone else then

[serene marsh]

ok

[serene marsh]

bruh u read it worng

[grand ember]

Yeah I figured that out after.

[serene marsh]

Nvm @heavy pond gtg cook now

Ill bb after I eat

[serene marsh]

lmao ok buddie

[hushed lion]

[dapper venture]

[heavy pond]

Kk

[radiant sundial]

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

[rose hull]

You can't get any dumber than that smh

[serene marsh]

thanks nahp <333

[civic ledge]

...

Wat

[rose hull]

I love getting shot whilst holding a bow

[serene marsh]

last one

[grand ember]

That’s why I don’t hold a bow in my hand. It sort of takes the target off of me and makes me seem vulnerable.

[rose hull]

You'd still get shot whether you hold a bow or not

The noobs logic is like thinking the murd uses a bow

[civic ledge]

Imagine if the throwable was a zapper ..

That would be so horrible

[radiant sundial]

.

[rose hull]

Imagine 💀

Insta kill

[radiant sundial]

murderer with zapper would be terrifying... especially if the murd is a level 100-

[rose hull]

Would be useful for murderers sniping out tree campers on eso

[radiant sundial]

oop-

it would also make it harder to figure out who murd is since the murd would also have a bow-

[rose hull]

I'd be overthinking and lose brain cells

[radiant sundial]

lol

[civic ledge]

True

[radiant sundial]

i feel like i would be better as murd if the murd had a bow cause i'm trash with the throwable

[rose hull]

I'm terrible with throwables too dw. Pretty sure the vast majority of con players would be likewise

It's hard to aim especially with dodgy joysticks

[radiant sundial]

mhm

[civic ledge]

First game of the day im sher and murd does nothing

-_-

[radiant sundial]

[rose hull]

Good! Glad I'm not the only one

[radiant sundial]

pffff-

[radiant sundial]

ngl that always happens to me, either that or i get killed first

[civic ledge]

I think if these passive murderers even had half a brain mm would be slightly tolerable

[summer abyss]

Y didn’t u get a spacesuit? Or were they all gone.

[serene marsh]

they make u slower

[summer abyss]

Do they?

Or is it the jump boost.

[civic ledge]

Jump boost

[serene marsh]

the jump boost is the thing that makes you slower

[civic ledge]

Its situationally better

[summer abyss]

True makes u harder to hit

[serene marsh]

it would have been worse in that situation i doubt i would have been able to get to mid in time (3 sec left)

[summer abyss]

Yeah true

Murd was trash tht round tho

[rose hull]

Space suit is literally clutch

[serene marsh]

i dont like it

[rose hull]

Could easily escape from murderer

[serene marsh]

if theyre bad yeah

[radiant sundial]

i never use it cause i like my own skin

[rose hull]

You go shorter routes to escape and they have to take the longer route to catch you

[civic ledge]

If get spacesuit stay in mid area always i do alot

Cus the corner cuts

[rose hull]

Corners aren't that bad tbh

[summer abyss]

It’s temp tho. Also if your murd then it is clutch bc it changes ur skin. Also there can b multiple ppl with spacesuit so someone can shoot the wrong person

[civic ledge]

Tho i think speed vigor is better

[summer abyss]

True

[civic ledge]

3 speed vigor > 1 spacesuit

[rose hull]

If a murderer is close, you could use the jump boost effect onto the crates and parkour your way out of there

I use speed only if the murd decides to use a space suit

[radiant sundial]

nu it lasts the whole game, i like to be my skin and not a space suit thats ugly

[summer abyss]

ik but it goes away the next game

so its only temp

[radiant sundial]

also i never play on spaceship so it doesn't matter

[summer abyss]

lol

[radiant sundial]

obviously

[errant nexus]

tlit#3390 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[civic ledge]

Oof

[rose hull]

It wasn't even inappropriate wth

[civic ledge]

Bro wat is it with minecraft freezing every time i go to shoot the murderer

[dusty plover]

Rip

[civic ledge]

Microsoft literally makes their game worse with each update

Ive only been getting it since the recent update

[dusty plover]

Same it’s annoying

[rose hull]

I'm still getting sprint glitch time and time again

After I fix it, it comes back again after a few days

[summer abyss]

what u play on

?

[civic ledge]

Ps4

Its so hard to trickshot with these random frame drops

[rose hull]

Old but he got outplayed

[dusty plover]

Damn

[civic ledge]

Bruh this elim i just got..

Sending it in a sec

[jade marten]

i spotted a wild susu

[civic ledge]

Really hat camped in a 1v1 💀

And still lost

[dusty plover]

gg

[rose hull]

People really think that hat camping is a great strat to win

Not a great strat when later on, you have 10+ innocents finally getting a one shot bow

[dusty plover]

It’s easy to get 10 coins in a hat camper situation but I love jabaiting them and getting the sheriff hat back

[rose hull]

Or you could just lure them and let someone else grab it straight after

[dusty plover]

Yeah that too

[radiant sundial]

this man really hid in a corner

[civic ledge]

Or do what i love to do and wipe the hat from their feet and elim them

[civic ledge]

Bruh just lost a bloody murd game are u kiddin me

9-3 now..

Officially trash now since im below 80% wins.

Went from 100% to 75% in 24 hours bruh

[civic mauve]

Ayy level 100% nice

How long it take?

Maybe soon I’ll try maxing out all hive games

[civic ledge]

Takes like 4.5k wins or so with plus

So like 6k or so for you as no+

...do hat campers even have brains

I literally didnt know what slot i was on

Spent ages finding the slot

He still stood still

However got a niceish 270 ill take it

Another one for the tage

[jade marten]

had to listen to that bloody bell the whole game, also hi @radiant sundial

[radiant sundial]

i got shot for no reason that game

[civic ledge]

Im officially the worst murderer ever

Istg

Im now 10-4

[radiant sundial]

i literally couldn't hit anyone last game as murd i literally q'd thats how bad i did-

[hasty epoch]

I have 685 murders

[main hedge]

yo what happened did u get killed instantly?

[hasty epoch]

damn just got murderer

[civic ledge]

Nope

I just lost

[main hedge]

did u get a kill tho istg u were in my lobby and like 10 seconds later it was over

[radiant sundial]

and then got pink glitch so

[civic ledge]

I went from 8 wins 0 losses this month to 10 to 4 within 24 hours

[civic ledge]

Possibly

[main hedge]

ripp

[civic ledge]

The sher found me early

First under 10 kill this month

Bloody game

[hasty epoch]

pink glitch is the worst

[radiant sundial]

why it always do that-

[hasty epoch]

it takes a while to load

I think ^^

[radiant sundial]

oh well its whatever

[hasty epoch]

I suppose so

[radiant sundial]

mhm

[main hedge]

always get murderer during pink glitch

[radiant sundial]

lol

[hasty epoch]

same happened earlier

I was mad

[civic ledge]

I always run into sheriff early

[main hedge]

noooooooo

[civic ledge]

Ouch

[main hedge]

in da corner

[hasty epoch]

that just happened to me 😭

[main hedge]

😭

[civic ledge]

Theyre the worst players

If they can please uninstall

Thankyou

[manic oriole]

pls dont

i need the elims

[civic ledge]

No the innocents who camp corners

[radiant sundial]

[civic ledge]

Theyre not even good they lose all the time theyre just annoyingly painful to deal with

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

Im back

@heavy pond

[heavy pond]

Yoooo

[civic ledge]

Ugh 4 wins to go

Playing mm for like 40 wins is hell

First death twice in a row lets go

[radiant sundial]

.

[hasty epoch]

bruh I been for ages and just got the pink glitch 😐

might give up playing alone isn't that fun tbf

[civic ledge]

Playing alone is the only way i keep my sanity

And it still destroys it

[hasty epoch]

damn playing alone annoys when there is one person left and you can't find them

need someone to give me call outs fr

[radiant sundial]

i killed starr as murd i feel accomplished

[serene marsh]

[hasty epoch]

well done!

only reason I play mm is casue im bad at normal pvp

[serene marsh]

i think that's most mm players

[hasty epoch]

true i mean I got the worst controller drift so using a bow is so hard 💀

[radiant sundial]

hm

[lament stag]

nice

[civic ledge]

Not me

Pvp com just sucks

Well tbh this com aint getting any better either

So yea

[serene marsh]

yea

[civic ledge]

Eugh i hated doing 40 wins in one session. Im never doing that again

But atleast im now 2k wins away from my goal

Another 6 months to go lmao

Whatever

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

How the heck did i once do 349 wins in a day

What made me love this game that much before

Bc its sure godamn gone now

[radiant sundial]

rank 33

[civic ledge]

I hate my monthly so much

[radiant sundial]

i just need one more elim.. then it would've been funnier.. ;-;

[civic ledge]

Its not as bad as last month

But still dog_

The trash ass murderers on gone midnight really raised my deaths lmao

[radiant sundial]

oop-

i'm almost at 420 games won for monthly

[civic ledge]

Cool

Literally played so _ tonight

3 murd losses in one day

Idt i was even that trash last month

[radiant sundial]

i always lose as murd its nothing new for me

[civic ledge]

Yes but you didnt go from a 100% murd win rate to literally 10/15

In 24 hours

Because players use the cheesiest ways to win aside one elim which was fair

[radiant sundial]

uh well i'm not that good as murd so ye

[civic ledge]

Im "supposed" to be one of the best (out of the active players).

And i went from 8/8 to 10/15 in one day basically

[radiant sundial]

close to 10k wins all time

[civic ledge]

I cant wait to get 20k wins

Then i can finally godamn allow myself to retire mm

[radiant sundial]

me over here with 9k wins

[hasty epoch]

I only got 752 win

but only played 1032 games so

[radiant sundial]

o h

[civic ledge]

I got 2000 more wins of suffering to do

[hasty epoch]

also does anyone else really hate toy House

[radiant sundial]

rip

[civic ledge]

Alongside 202 painful tw levels

[civic ledge]

I really hate office

[radiant sundial]

toy house my favorite map

[civic ledge]

Office and manor murderer
What i hate most

[hasty epoch]

for innocent its amazing

for murd toy house is hell

[civic ledge]

Nah

[hasty epoch]

Museum is my favourite

[civic ledge]

Office, manor and museum are the worst murd maps

[hasty epoch]

office is overused if that makes sense

like every other game its office

[radiant sundial]

i usually do pretty decent as murd on toy house and i don't really do that well on office but i sometimes win on office as murd

[civic ledge]

Office
Self explantory is godamn office
Manor (more personal than how the map works)
I get bad frames
Museum
Too big ever had 1 left who does nothing but bloody run

[hasty epoch]

I agree about manor its so unnecessarily big

[radiant sundial]

manor is just manor

[hasty epoch]

I just got sherif one sec

[civic ledge]

No manor is a good size

I just get bad frames

If i get manor murd i expect to lose

[radiant sundial]

imagine lagging on manor

[civic ledge]

And with these godamn frame freezes w the new mc update it doesnt help

[radiant sundial]

i never really lag on manor tbh

[civic ledge]

This game literally does everything it can to make me lose lmao

[radiant sundial]

[hasty epoch]

I never usually lag

just hate Manor

[civic ledge]

I hate office so much

All people do is cheese 3rd person elims

[hasty epoch]

hotel and space ship are cool sometimes

[civic ledge]

Not the good type of 3rd person elims

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Hide at corners and wait for the murderer like yeah why dont you just go to tw and camp a bridge to sb spam someone off

Theyre basically the same thing

[hasty epoch]

Ig so

[serene marsh]

yea

[hasty epoch]

I mean I don't like hotel sometimes casue people be real sus in some of those rooms

[civic ledge]

Easy murders

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Eso is like,, 2nd best map as inno

[hasty epoch]

yeah true

[serene marsh]

but still

[hasty epoch]

its so weird 😭

[serene marsh]

yea

[civic ledge]

One thing i have to say

Its 2022.

[hasty epoch]

what do you mean by that

[civic ledge]

The entire human race is weird now lmao

[radiant sundial]

true tho

[hasty epoch]

that is very true but like its meant to mm

[manic oriole]

...what map could possibly be better than the giant circle for innos?

[civic ledge]

Theyre probably some rando preteens who were given s_x ed classes too early

[hasty epoch]

good point

[hasty epoch]

giant circle with numerous escape roots 😍

[manic oriole]

exactly

that map

[hasty epoch]

and trees that if your on top you can easily jump and run

[manic oriole]

what other map is there that's even close to as good as eso for innos

[civic ledge]

Manor

Manor is such a good inno map

[hasty epoch]

I mean museum is pretty balanced for both inno and murd

[civic ledge]

Nah

Barely anywhere to trickshot

Basic as heck elims everywhere

😭

[hasty epoch]

I mean difficulty wise

plus got the invis potion that's fun

[civic ledge]

Yeah almost no where to get difficult, good elims

Unless its a tight reflex or a short reaction long distance shot

[hasty epoch]

damn you like difficult kills and stuff huh

[civic ledge]

Im a trickshotter

270s are becoming too trash for me now

[hasty epoch]

because of my drift I gotta get up close to the murd to actually hit my shot

[civic ledge]

Controller trickshots are nice because hardly anyone does them

Kbm trickshots eh kinda idk

Jz was awesome

But he dont do mm anymore

[civic ledge]

Out of my ~5.6k elims id say maybe 300 or so are actually good

Maybe 500 at max

Elims are too basic nowadays

[serene marsh]

wait i need to censor some of those

[civic ledge]

Wait

Send me that uncesncored

I wanna see them

[serene marsh]

Thats what makes it boring, eso is a murd map for the people

[civic ledge]

Eso murd is awesome

But inno is def better

You can get the singular best trickshot possible on eso

But there not many areas where u get to trickshot

[serene marsh]

censored

[civic ledge]

Fun fact:
In my first montage i made in January, only 2 elims are good

The rest are total utter _

I had like 60+ elims in that montage lmao

[serene marsh]

okay i need to censor 2 more

Elims dont have to be good if your editing skills are 📈📈📈📈

[civic ledge]

LMAO dcendings tw montages in a nutshell

[serene marsh]

Music sync + cool transitions = good montage

[hasty epoch]

eso is only for the innos

[serene marsh]

Eso is a fun murd map

Stop

....

[hasty epoch]

I think challenging is a better word

[civic ledge]

If i was to do that which is laughable i cant cus sharefactory isnt the best for that

[serene marsh]

Challenging is what makes it fun

[serene marsh]

Theres other editing software out there

[civic ledge]

Im ps4

I like to stick to what ps4 can use

[serene marsh]

U use ps4 for video editing?

[civic ledge]

Otherwise i might aswell get a kbm and be ps4 but kbm 💀

[civic ledge]

Yeh i have since like april or smt

[serene marsh]

Awe worthy, i couldnt imagine doing everything on something like that

Crashed @heavy pond

[civic ledge]

Sharefactory aint that bad

[hasty epoch]

I barely see any murd wins these days tbf so if you guys can win on eso I will be impressed

[civic ledge]

Its what Freshthepig uses too

His editing is madd good

[civic ledge]

Eso is pretty easy

[hasty epoch]

not to me

[civic ledge]

My fastest eso 15 is like 1m 10 i think

Trust once u get to know the map more its easy

I used to lose eso all the time

I never actually won an eso murderer until i was lvl 41

And that was bc the final 2 shot eachother

[hasty epoch]

I level 31 and haven't won yet

on eso

[civic ledge]

Eso is a funny map

[hasty epoch]

one murder off of 700

wow surprise surprise its office

[civic ledge]

Hive needs to just remove map voting

Especially the horrible "hive plus gets 2 votes" thing

[hasty epoch]

that's so dumb

[heavy pond]

Kk

[serene marsh]

wait that exists

[civic ledge]

Yep.

[serene marsh]

why

[hasty epoch]

wait you got it tho

[serene marsh]

what is the point

[civic ledge]

I was gifted +

[hasty epoch]

so kids can get the map they want?

[hasty epoch]

damn your lucky

[civic ledge]

I probably would never bought plus

[hasty epoch]

I won't

[civic ledge]

Its not worthit imo

[serene marsh]

both of my roles here are gifted

[civic ledge]

Dont waste money on this server 💀

[serene marsh]

I didn't

[civic ledge]

Almost everything ive "bought" on hive are gifted lmao

Only thing i can think of are a pet and the "fly rank"

[serene marsh]

fly rank?

what?

[civic ledge]

Mount

[serene marsh]

oh

[heavy pond]

I gotta do dishes rq

[civic ledge]

Anywho ima go cool off after playing mm for like 2 hours on my own caio 💀

[serene marsh]

Ok

[heavy pond]

I played mm for 24 hours alone

Rookie

[radiant sundial]

when you have no life be like:

[serene marsh]

yes

[hasty epoch]

yeah like 24 hours is abit..

[radiant sundial]

fr tho.. at least i get off of mm every now and then-

[serene marsh]

you're always on discord though

[radiant sundial]

so? i just leave the discord tab open half of the time tbh

[serene marsh]

I've literally never seen your acc offline

[radiant sundial]

i never close the discord tab tbh-

theres just no point to

[radiant sundial]

[dapper venture]

fr fr

[radiant sundial]

[dapper venture]

[radiant sundial]

[heavy pond]

You still on?

[radiant sundial]

no

[serene marsh]

Ready when u are

@heavy pond

[heavy pond]

Bettt

My mom wanted to see Saturn through my telescope so I’m sorry for taking a little long

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

Nah u good

Logging on rn

[heavy pond]

Bet I will in a sec as well

[stray oriole]

Y’all are weird

24 Hours on Minecraft.. how much pink glitch you got?

[serene marsh]

Over 30 times

Im playing to get wins and earn my respect back

H5ms is playing for #1 monthly

[stray oriole]

I know-

[serene marsh]

Ok

[stray oriole]

You sure do have my respect xd

[serene marsh]

Ty

[stray oriole]

Keep on going I believe in you

[serene marsh]

Ty

Ok im getting on h5ms

[heavy pond]

I gotta take a shower rq

Or imma get yelled at

[stray oriole]

At 4 am in the morning

[heavy pond]

It’s 9:11 pm where I’m at

[stray oriole]

Puh-

[heavy pond]

I don’t live in Europe lol

[stray oriole]

I know I know

You’ll be riding bulls and stuff

[heavy pond]

No

[stray oriole]

Yes

ThAtS how I imagine you’re country

Does this make me racist?

[heavy pond]

How is that racist 💀

[radiant sundial]

.

[stray oriole]

Anything can be

[stray oriole]

.

[radiant sundial]

[stray oriole]

[radiant sundial]

[stray oriole]

[radiant sundial]

[jade marten]

killing teamers will never not be satisfying

[radiant sundial]

imagine having a java ui

[hushed lion]

Jaaaavaaaaaaa

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[serene marsh]

wut

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

Lol its like if the discord ping was the elim sound

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[serene marsh]

that would be so annoying

[radiant sundial]

no

[serene marsh]

?

[radiant sundial]

it wouldn't be that annoying

[serene marsh]

H5ms I’ll be on mm when you come back

[manic oriole]

it would make me feel important

[radiant sundial]

LMAO

[serene marsh]

yay i was finally messaged

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

guys look i'm funny
I made a helpter laugh

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

I don't have any more

[radiant sundial]

don't question why i'm wearing a male skin.. i only wore it cause nahp changed to a female skin

[jade marten]

defintiely not me drinking coke to stay awake

[radiant sundial]

[manic oriole]

🤔

[radiant sundial]

what?

[manic oriole]

ur matching...

hmmm

[hushed lion]

i used to randomly change my skin a lot from guy to girl so nobody knew who I was at times
But now somebody wants to make a meme out of it and anytime I go to a girl skin they go to a boy's skin ;-;

[radiant sundial]

nu?

we probably could match tho if we really wanted to

but nu

i wouldn't mind tho

ik he has a pikachu skin and i have a pikachu skin so we could match with those possibly

[heavy pond]

@serene marsh server so stupid

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

Ikr

Also gg

Brb

[heavy pond]

Kk

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

rip

[radiant sundial]

[heavy pond]

Ok

[radiant sundial]

o k

[serene marsh]

is better

[radiant sundial]

[hushed lion]

[radiant sundial]

[serene marsh]

[dapper venture]

[radiant sundial]

@(insert random mod here) hes spamming

jk

[serene marsh]

i sent 2

i don't think that's spamming

[radiant sundial]

ik

[dapper venture]

[serene marsh]

who died

[dapper venture]

me

[serene marsh]

[radiant sundial]

i'm dead inside!

[serene marsh]

[radiant sundial]

[dapper venture]

[radiant sundial]

rip spongebob

[serene marsh]

F5 is working too well @heavy pond

19.7k

[serene marsh]

Ulti got #10 all time

I want to tell him congrats but he hates me

So Im gonna leave him alone

[radiant sundial]

@civic ledge heheheh

[serene marsh]

[radiant sundial]

heheheheheheh

the joke keeps going

btw this is xbox app just in case anyone gets it confused with discord