🕵・murder-mystery

[jade marten]

chaos

[vast ermine]

hot dogs

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

oh lol, my dog is half beagle so i know the pain lmao

[civic ledge]

[vast ermine]

hey you started these

[civic ledge]

Guys this is terrifying help

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

beautiful

[civic ledge]

Alr fine

What do you call someone who steals your coffee

[vast ermine]

what?

also i just noticed that Luna replied to me on Minecraft

[civic ledge]

A mugger

[radiant sundial]

no i replied to a weird dude that was in my face earlier-

[vast ermine]

lmao

[radiant sundial]

idek who they were ;-;

[vast ermine]

me either

[civic ledge]

MOO MOO GOT TIMED OUT LOL (caps)

[vast ermine]

oof, why what they do?

[civic ledge]

he replied to this

With a-hole

[vast ermine]

lmao

[civic ledge]

In full ofc

[radiant sundial]

.

[vast ermine]

not what i thought it was gonna be but still in line

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[vast ermine]

@radiant sundial want to play anything?

[radiant sundial]

idk

[civic ledge]

Guys

[vast ermine]

do you know anything?

[civic ledge]

What do you call a cow spying on another cow

[vast ermine]

Cow vs Cow?

[civic ledge]

A steak out

[jade marten]

mmm steak

in me now

[civic ledge]

True

Steak yommy yommy

[jade marten]

yommy yoomy in me tommy

[civic ledge]

Yoomy

Yoomy in me toomy

[radiant sundial]

🤨

[jade marten]

yes

[radiant sundial]

s u s

[vast ermine]

mmm, steak

good tip btw, if you ever go to a restuarant and order steak, get it cooked medium (or whatever is below well done) so if its over cooked, its not unbearable, and if its under cooked, its still edible

[civic ledge]

Good tip ngl

[radiant sundial]

hmmm

[jade marten]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[radiant sundial]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[jade marten]

i realised if u take my ign and remove the vowels you get mblmm

jack will back next week with more useless facts that no one asked for

[civic ledge]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[boreal dragon]

This is cursd

[civic ledge]

If you take all the vowels out my name you get strrdm

[boreal dragon]

:thonk: yes

[vast ermine]

you should of been in here earlier when i was using the UwU font

[boreal dragon]

Furry

[civic ledge]

Guys

[boreal dragon]

This is true greatness

[vast ermine]

not a furry, just wanted to play around with it for a little bit

[boreal dragon]

Lmao

[civic ledge]

What do you call a priest that wants to be a lawyer

[jade marten]

AYO

[boreal dragon]

Cheater

[civic ledge]

Father in law

[civic ledge]

[vast ermine]

what?

[boreal dragon]

Ironic

[jade marten]

read what you wrote again and you'll see

[boreal dragon]

Flying Gorilla

Bro this chat is getting offtopic

Ima out peace

[vast ermine]

i see nothing wrong

maybe get your mind out of the gutter

[civic ledge]

NO WAY

[jade marten]

peact

[boreal dragon]

Why ping replying me :l

[jade marten]

🤦‍♂️

[boreal dragon]

Gutter 😳

[civic ledge]

No way mm chat going offtopic

That never happens

[vast ermine]

lol

[boreal dragon]

NumberOfIndefinitesInTheWorld

[vast ermine]

my font now btw

[boreal dragon]

Cursed

[jade marten]

mine is very original

[vast ermine]

how the hell is that cursed?

[boreal dragon]

It's just C u r s e d

[vast ermine]

well then so are you

[boreal dragon]

N o

[vast ermine]

yes

[boreal dragon]

ain't it

[vast ermine]

cursed and forever forth will be cursed

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

gimme gimme gimme fried chicken

[boreal dragon]

Are you gae?

[lament stag]

guys i have question. so say i die in a round but i’m spectating my bestie & my bestie shoots murderer & wins, does that mean i win too or just my bestie & the people that stayed alive?

[boreal dragon]

That ain't it chief

[vast ermine]

yes sir it is Mr

[civic ledge]

If ur inno and innocents win as long as u stay in game you get a win

Die or nie

[boreal dragon]

🗿

[lament stag]

ok ty starr

[boreal dragon]

RTX sucks on Bedrock

Hand is floaty

The purple one have an enderman, I think

[radiant sundial]

._.

[vast ermine]

Luna is in the hub doing random things again

[radiant sundial]

ｗｈａｔ

[vast ermine]

yes

[radiant sundial]

.

[vast ermine]

oh god pink glitch

[radiant sundial]

hah

[boreal dragon]

Screw Mojang

[civic ledge]

Ayo

[jade marten]

s u s

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

hey wait thats my thing- only i can space things out >:P

[jade marten]

mwahaha

[vast ermine]

if thats your thing

then this form of spacing things out

is my thing

[radiant sundial]

.

i don't do that so

n o

ｗｈａｔ

.

b r u h

i'm just sitting here ;-;

[vast ermine]

i keep wanting to call you Lunar since its only one more letter and i know a Lunar

[radiant sundial]

.

[vast ermine]

well, used to, havent seen her online on discord in a while

[radiant sundial]

hm..

lunarhewo? thats the only lunar i've seen-

[vast ermine]

nah, from a totally different server and discord

[radiant sundial]

._.

[vast ermine]

no wonder why i havent seen her on discord

she deleted her account

[radiant sundial]

.

s t a l k e r

[dapper cloud]

[civic ledge]

👀

[radiant sundial]

👀

[ancient sigil]

I was just about to kill them

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[hushed lion]

them just qing faster then you can shot
but f

[near valve]

oof

[vast ermine]

i found Luna again, just relogged

cant stalk someone if you dont even know you are stalking them

[hushed lion]

[vast ermine]

i cant read german but i assume they either lost connection or queued

[radiant sundial]

h u h ?

ｗｈａｔ

[vast ermine]

found u in the hub

and i got proof that i wasnt looking for you this time

[radiant sundial]

c o n f u s i o n

[manic oriole]

be confused 😈

[radiant sundial]

hmmm sureee

[manic oriole]

im confused sure but hah ur confused

[radiant sundial]

@vast ermine be stalking me ;-;

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

im so ready to stalk

[radiant sundial]

i'm just sitting on the hub and he be watching me 0-0

[manic oriole]

vamp lets do this

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

(im not on rn and don't intend to stalk anyone)

[jade marten]

hm

[dapper cloud]

im goona do that

[jade marten]

h u b r a t

[boreal dragon]

Yeah, huh

[radiant sundial]

0-0

[boreal dragon]

Genshin Impact player CONFIRMED!!!!

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[boreal dragon]

Yes

[manic oriole]

why do u bully nahp

we love nahp here

if u wanna bully nahp go to somewhere else

[boreal dragon]

He's a Genshin Impact player

[manic oriole]

proof

ur a furby u have a paw in ur name

[boreal dragon]

You used a Genshin Impact player

[manic oriole]

so go away

[manic oriole]

thats not proper english my guy

[boreal dragon]

It's an OG name

[manic oriole]

OG furby

[boreal dragon]

😂

[boreal dragon]

My bio is full of og names lol rip

[quasi oxide]

no way you're arguing over a game and names rn

[boreal dragon]

No way you have Hive+

[manic oriole]

he insulted nahp blood must be spilled

[civic ledge]

Hive moment

[manic oriole]

no way ur not a furby

[boreal dragon]

No way your name exists

[manic oriole]

TRUE

ur still a furby tho

[boreal dragon]

Wth is even that?

[manic oriole]

google exists

[dapper cloud]

Bro i got timed out by automod

[civic ledge]

L

[manic oriole]

rip roz, welcome back

[dapper cloud]

thx

[boreal dragon]

Nahhhh man, I hate furbys

[manic oriole]

me too, leave please

[dapper cloud]

anyways~

[hushed lion]

What is finmy though is I don't actually play.. whatever you call it I'm just in the server that actually has the emote to simply put it

[boreal dragon]

Leave wat?

[boreal dragon]

👍 Fair enough

[hushed lion]

[manic oriole]

i think nahp forgave u so ig u can stay

sorry for calling u a furby

[dapper cloud]

nahp is chad

[manic oriole]

TRUE

[hushed lion]

[boreal dragon]

Sorry for saying your name ain't existent

[manic oriole]

you're welcome bro

[boreal dragon]

Imagine having nitro

Nitro sucks

10$ a month

[dapper cloud]

my nitro about expired aug 8

[manic oriole]

SUSU NO

[boreal dragon]

Ironic

[manic oriole]

BAD

[boreal dragon]

Fun fact

[manic oriole]

DONT GET BANNED (caps)

[boreal dragon]

Discord staff are furries

[manic oriole]

ayo

stoppit

[boreal dragon]

🧢

[manic oriole]

hive staff are nice

[civic ledge]

ASU

[quasi oxide]

I'm not gonna lmao

[boreal dragon]

I'm spitting fax

[manic oriole]

they'll only ban me for 7 days for calling u a furby

[boreal dragon]

Not Hive, but discord themselves

Just get out of here

[dapper cloud]

OH NO now the mods see this (caps)

[quasi oxide]

STARRI

[boreal dragon]

Shisha means smoke machines bruh

🗽

[manic oriole]

ban

[boreal dragon]

:k

[manic oriole]

mods he said "smoke" which is offensive pls ban

[boreal dragon]

Never saw that

[dapper cloud]

[civic ledge]

hi :›

[boreal dragon]

Bruh

[quasi oxide]

he's underage he can't smoke /ban pls

[dusty knoll]

what is happening

[manic oriole]

exactly

[boreal dragon]

Bro I'm almost 15 wdym

[civic ledge]

Hello almost 15 wdym, my name is Starr

[vast ermine]

mods he said offensive which is offensive pls ban

[dapper cloud]

we got some pepega chatting 🍿

[quasi oxide]

fr so offensive

[boreal dragon]

Hello almost 15 wdym, my name is Starr, my name is OrbitingSpartan

[boreal dragon]

When

[civic ledge]

Doesnt work that way

[quasi oxide]

orbiting spartan💀

[dusty knoll]

don't disrespect the goat orbitingspartan

[boreal dragon]

xbox generated, nothing sus here

[vast ermine]

tlking abt this

[civic ledge]

Only susu

[boreal dragon]

Asus

This chat is offtopic

[quasi oxide]

I'll turn your liver into a hood ornament

[boreal dragon]

Breh

[hushed lion]

@vast ermine

[civic ledge]

[dusty knoll]

#🕵・murder-mystery is basically just an #off-topic channel

[dapper cloud]

me seeing this chat went

[quasi oxide]

the best channel

[hushed lion]

Yup

[dusty knoll]

it's like 5% of the time that we actually talk about murder mystery

[boreal dragon]

Related, and true, and oftopic doesn't exist anymore so yeah

[civic ledge]

Mm chat is hive chat/offtopic but not cringe

[dusty knoll]

it ever existed?

[boreal dragon]

Muckduck.

[dapper cloud]

[dusty knoll]

Muckduck.

[boreal dragon]

It did exist for years

[manic oriole]

NO

[dusty knoll]

i wouldn't know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[manic oriole]

She keeps getting away with it smh

[boreal dragon]

You are a nitro user, nitro users don't have as much braincells

[manic oriole]

Darn you caught me

[dusty knoll]

i also just... haven't been around for long?

[civic ledge]

💀

[manic oriole]

Ur a furby again

[boreal dragon]

Mods have mercy on my soul, I never knew this is offensive

[dusty knoll]

don't talk up Pawrap

[manic oriole]

Congrats bro

[boreal dragon]

Lmaoooo

[boreal dragon]

OrbitingSpartan, my dude

[dusty knoll]

ok OrbitingSpartan

[civic ledge]

I dont talk up i quiet down

2 opposites doesnt make it the same meaning

[boreal dragon]

Flying Gorilla best game uwuwuw

[jade marten]

🍿

[boreal dragon]

🦍

[civic ledge]

[dusty knoll]

my non-english ass tryna read this:

[boreal dragon]

ass isn't a mutable word??!!

[civic ledge]

Your ass isnt english?

[dusty knoll]

ass alone isn't

[civic ledge]

Where yo ass from

[dapper cloud]

i'm mod's adopted child

[dusty knoll]

nor is the rest of my body

[jade marten]

no.

[boreal dragon]

assy

[dusty knoll]

france

[civic ledge]

Frass

[dusty knoll]

wow

[boreal dragon]

That have been mutable for a while ig not this time

[latent linden]

apparently

[boreal dragon]

toidi

backwards

mutable

[jade marten]

i wont finish that lol

[boreal dragon]

Ayooo 😳

[dusty knoll]

ayoooo?!?!?!

[hushed lion]

[boreal dragon]

toidi

[manic oriole]

Is she alright?

[dusty knoll]

finish your sentence moo!!!

idk what you mean 😟

[dapper cloud]

HMMM

[boreal dragon]

Cow or human???

[civic ledge]

Mooman

[dusty knoll]

idk ask mobilemoomoo

[manic oriole]

Furby or alt?

[latent linden]

woah woah woah there

[dusty knoll]

ohhh okay

[boreal dragon]

Woah there, get help

[dusty knoll]

i like furbies

[boreal dragon]

This is hell

[jade marten]

💀

[manic oriole]

Whitney scroll up about 100 messages

[boreal dragon]

I wanna leave cya

[dusty knoll]

no don't go i like furbies

[civic ledge]

Same

[latent linden]

yikes

[manic oriole]

It gets progressively less intelligent as u go

[jade marten]

actually this is hive discord, but i see where ur coming from

[latent linden]

the slow down thing has nothing on this chat rn

[dapper cloud]

screw my hidden alt name, im bout revealing rn...

[dusty knoll]

slowdown was pointless

[boreal dragon]

I wanna post meme, but sadly

[boreal dragon]

Do it

[civic ledge]

Hello bout revealing rn..., my name is Starr

[latent linden]

i don’t think i have enough brain cells to scroll up

[manic oriole]

Is it pawrap

[latent linden]

i already know your alt right?

[boreal dragon]

There wasn't slowmode

OG's like me know it

Hive art having 3hr cooldown is dumb

[latent linden]

frfr

[boreal dragon]

🤨

[civic ledge]

Hive is dumb

[boreal dragon]

Then why are you here

[jade marten]

life is dumb

[latent linden]

what’s the other option though on bedrock yk

nothing

[jade marten]

cc

[dusty knoll]

..

[civic ledge]

💀

[dusty knoll]

your first message was like 2 weeks ago

[boreal dragon]

💀

[civic ledge]

Hello INFACT FlatterBark whole time guys!!!, My name is Starr

[latent linden]

i don’t want to sound weird but you have gudddd taste in music

[boreal dragon]

I joined since december, duh, but wasn't motivated to talk

[dusty knoll]

mmkay

not like i could've known that

[civic ledge]

December 2021 still isnt og

[jade marten]

oh ty:)

[dusty knoll]

that too

[manic oriole]

Hey that’s me

[boreal dragon]

Old enough

[dapper cloud]

nahp may know i friended him as flatterbark

[boreal dragon]

Let me post smth

But no snitch ok?

[latent linden]

how luvly

[dusty knoll]

no one's stopping you

[boreal dragon]

Not related to hive

just smth

[latent linden]

sus

[jade marten]

my alt stays a secret, it's just some sweaty 5 letter name lol

[civic ledge]

Good music

[dusty knoll]

cow headsets

[quasi oxide]

not og at all💀

[civic ledge]

Moovelous

[dusty knoll]

moosic

[jade marten]

i aprrove

[boreal dragon]

Now don't snitch on me deal

[jade marten]

approve

[civic ledge]

I bet companies will milk off the product

[dusty knoll]

i won't

[latent linden]

lmaoo jesus

[dusty knoll]

i'm annoying, but i'm not an annoying rat. just an annoying person.

[jade marten]

OH

[jade marten]

hello annoying, but i'm not an annoying rat. just an annoying person., my name is jack

[boreal dragon]

I reviewd a cow

[civic ledge]

Hello annoying, but not an annoying rat. just an annoying person., My name is Starr

[dusty knoll]

they're gonna make some serious cheese off those headsets

[jade marten]

first

[dusty knoll]

i hate you all

[boreal dragon]

doom

[boreal dragon]

:l

[civic ledge]

Only 1 person actually calls me Starrdoom

[dusty knoll]

except OrbitingSpartan

[boreal dragon]

Starrdoom

[dapper cloud]

I grind this account each level 5s, Level 10 of Deathrun and Level 25 of Original H&S capacity.

[civic ledge]

2 now

[boreal dragon]

EarlyCircle

[hushed lion]

Murder mystery with the music Bonetrousle

[boreal dragon]

zSyfr

[dusty knoll]

murder mystery with (actually good written) horror stories playing in the background >

[boreal dragon]

It's Boring

[jade marten]

it's uncommon these days for me to be called mobilemoomoo, it's usually just moo or moo moo

[dusty knoll]

i call you moo!

[boreal dragon]

Wrong reply :l

[civic ledge]

Hi mobile

[dusty knoll]

are you sure

[civic ledge]

Lemoom

[jade marten]

no, i replied to the message i inteneded to

[boreal dragon]

My name is OrbitingSpartan

[dusty knoll]

she was not talking to you OrbitingSpartan

[jade marten]

lol

[boreal dragon]

Spartan is the codename for Microsoft edge

[civic ledge]

Mobilemoomoo

[boreal dragon]

🗿

[jade marten]

yes

i agree

[dusty knoll]

i like your funny words, arrdo

[civic ledge]

.

[dusty knoll]

what's wrong arrdo

[jade marten]

(dot)

[civic ledge]

Nothing ioka

[dusty knoll]

ykw

not bad

ioka is cute

[civic ledge]

Actually yeh it is

Viio

[dusty knoll]

no.

actually

maybe it's growing on me

[jade marten]

if you take the unused letters you get stom

[dusty knoll]

STOM

[civic ledge]

Wdym unused letters

[dusty knoll]

in arrdo

in unused letters are stom

[civic ledge]

Ohhh

[jade marten]

so for me it would be: mobioo

[civic ledge]

You sound like that sg map

[quasi oxide]

what's going on-

[civic ledge]

Ur mom is going on

[dusty knoll]

mobius is my favorite marvel movie !

[jade marten]

lmao, if you rearrange it you get, booomi

[boreal dragon]

Huh?

[civic ledge]

You booomi

[dusty knoll]

i hate the sg map morbious

[civic ledge]

I love mobius

[boreal dragon]

Ratio'ed

[dusty knoll]

mobius is actually decent

[boreal dragon]

Wdym?

Tragedy of this centuery

[dusty knoll]

i get decently fast games on it

[jade marten]

im assuming we're talking about the movie morbius

[boreal dragon]

The map, not the movei

[jade marten]

mobius is a character in the loki series

nvm

[vast ermine]

@hushed lion when did u add me as a friend? well, it must of been while i had the UwU font on

[dusty knoll]

i'm purposely confusing you

[boreal dragon]

Morbius is a map in sg

Hive is watching morbisu

[jade marten]

i think i gathered that now

[dusty knoll]

and by golly is it working

[boreal dragon]

fowjepew[rhrehtrjrhth2g gghefj r4 y5

[jade marten]

it's not hard to confuse me

moby duck

[hushed lion]

i add because you seem chill

[civic ledge]

My ears

[dusty knoll]

i think i can confuse you easily

[boreal dragon]

Are u reviewing headsets or cows

[vast ermine]

ah

[quasi oxide]

L

[jade marten]

?

[boreal dragon]

The comment is real smh

[civic ledge]

[jade marten]

nohing is real

noithing

nothing

[dusty knoll]

read my dm, child. i wish to confuse you

[jade marten]

okey dokey

[boreal dragon]

😮

[civic ledge]

Im officially the best nemo slap player ever

[boreal dragon]

Should be given a gift

[dusty knoll]

i will pass you

[boreal dragon]

10000$

[civic ledge]

Im still going

[boreal dragon]

Have you guys got the warden costume?

[radiant sundial]

what are you even talking about unused letters??

[dusty knoll]

I Will Pass You Madame.

[dusty knoll]

arrdo

stom

[boreal dragon]

Where is the hand, the minecraft hand?

[quasi oxide]

no crying allowed smh

[radiant sundial]

what??

[boreal dragon]

Feik

[dusty knoll]

stom

[radiant sundial]

ｗｈａｔ

[civic ledge]

Third person

[radiant sundial]

confusion

[civic ledge]

😭

[jade marten]

💀

[quasi oxide]

bruh

[boreal dragon]

I got 40 kills in birdge

Solos

[jade marten]

c o n f u s i o n

[civic ledge]

Spawnkilling is easy

[boreal dragon]

True and real

[boreal dragon]

Me and my friend are farming

He's lvl 15, I'm lvl 8 ;-;

[civic ledge]

Get 40 kills in groundwars then flex a high kill in a game where high kills is actually impressive

[jade marten]

i went to play nemo slap earlier, the guy and his friend told me to leave, so i called him an ass

[boreal dragon]

Go to the border, get knocked back and aim

Ezy

[civic ledge]

I done 40 kills

[boreal dragon]

is 27 kills with 4 deaths bad?

[civic ledge]

Average

[boreal dragon]

:l

[civic ledge]

Deaths could have heen 2 or 3

[boreal dragon]

I did a lot of time

I suck complete ass at strafing

So I'm not good at avoiding objects

But a good aimer (:

[latent linden]

strafing is hard smh

[dusty knoll]

my aim is so painfully inconsistent

[boreal dragon]

Mine is good

[dusty knoll]

i've had games where i hit f5 360s

[boreal dragon]

(:

[dusty knoll]

then the next game i miss a point blank shot

[civic ledge]

Same

Im inconsistent in gw

[dusty knoll]

i think my mouse acceleration is still on because it just sorta feels like it idk

[latent linden]

mouse acceleration? wots that

ive never heard of it

or im dumb

[dusty knoll]

depending on how fast you move your mouse, your cursor will go faster/slower

[latent linden]

OH thats simple

[dusty knoll]

it's horrible for keeping consistent aim

[latent linden]

yeah fr

[civic ledge]

Lucky me having no mouse

[latent linden]

pffftttt lmao

[boreal dragon]

I want your controller

[dusty knoll]

i have high end peripherals on a really low end pc

[boreal dragon]

🍸 Sussy name

Where is the chicken verient

[civic ledge]

Naw

[boreal dragon]

Hell nawh man

You're using a 2014 (i think) device

Get a PS5

[vast ermine]

if you are a spectator at the end of a MM game do you become visible?

[jade marten]

no, no one can see you except urself

even at the end

[civic ledge]

I like ppls4

[boreal dragon]

Yes

[dusty knoll]

ppls4

[boreal dragon]

You have to pay for stupid subscitptions like PlayStation+ and Xbox Live

PC and Mobile can have dose for FREE

[civic ledge]

Same for ps5

[dusty knoll]

don't you also have to do that on ps5

[boreal dragon]

My homie got it, so yes, I can say that

[dusty knoll]

as a pc gamer lemme tell you, they aren't cheap. for some people consoles are just the better option

[boreal dragon]

Pc and mobile are always better

[dusty knoll]

i agree pc is better

like, overall, yeah ofc it is

[civic ledge]

I am aware which is better

[boreal dragon]

My friend is mobile, he is one of the best

[dusty knoll]

idk how mobile is tho. can't say i wanna play minecraft at 40 fps 720p

[vast ermine]

nah, just PC, mobile is trash, no offense to people who play on mobile

[dusty knoll]

yeah

[boreal dragon]

I feel offended

I play on mobile sometimes

[vast ermine]

good then

[dusty knoll]

lol

[boreal dragon]

I do get some good combos

[dusty knoll]

"is your pc better than console??"
"yes"

[boreal dragon]

But I get demolished because I suck complete ass at mobile

[jade marten]

if i play mobile, i still play kbm

i can't with touch cotorls

[boreal dragon]

My gaming pc is better than any console, plus I can watch YouTube and play steam games

[civic ledge]

Ill always be controller

Pc or not

I no wanna switch

[dusty knoll]

yeah same, which is funny since most my parts are 5+ years old now lololll

[native siren]

What’s your friends Minecraft account name

[boreal dragon]

Then why don't you use your phone and connect it to a controller

[dusty knoll]

mobile bad

[civic ledge]

I cant record or clip things

[vast ermine]

i got Mobile for a 2 reasons

to copy downloaded maps block for block by hand (i got it when i was still on PS3 MC), and for long trips when i dont have a console or PC

[dusty knoll]

that to

[boreal dragon]

KenosVoid

[civic ledge]

And bc rolling touch players on controller feel mean

[boreal dragon]

You can

[native siren]

Oh ok

[boreal dragon]

Aka MightyHammer

[native siren]

I know a very good mobile player

[civic ledge]

not as easy

[radiant sundial]

hmmmm

[boreal dragon]

(: you don't know it

[jade marten]

i usually bring my laptop when i go on a trip, so i can still play mc

[vast ermine]

i dont got a laptop sadly

otherwise i would

[boreal dragon]

I have one

[civic ledge]

The way my phone records uses so much storage

[boreal dragon]

What is your phone then?

[civic ledge]

15s video is like 50mb when on ps4 its much less

[boreal dragon]

Most good mobile players are from tablet

[dusty knoll]

15s for me is like 30mb

[dusty knoll]

that's true

[jade marten]

i remember i was on holiday in wales last year and my mum and dad were watching the euros on tv, while i was casually playing mm

[boreal dragon]

I use xbox game bar(no not the party lol)

Murder Mystery on hypixel is good

[dusty knoll]

i use game bar for most things but if i'm recording something specifically planned i use obs cuz it can record wayy higher framerates

[boreal dragon]

Not as shiny and good to look at as Hive

[jade marten]

it's good but lag, especially in eu, as there's no eu servers

[vast ermine]

i use Medal for clipping on PC

[boreal dragon]

Custom geometry you know what I mean

[dusty knoll]

yes

[boreal dragon]

I get 200fps

Optifine

[dusty knoll]

my java fps is all over the place depending on what i'm doing

[jade marten]

im talking more about ping

[boreal dragon]

80 on bedrock, screw RenderDragon

[dusty knoll]

use 1.18 x86

[jade marten]

200 fps with bad ping can still make the experience way worse

[boreal dragon]

Yes, it's not Hypixel's fault

Nor the players

Java's VM code isn't goood

[dusty knoll]

it kinda is hypixel's fault, their server in general is terribly laggy at times

[boreal dragon]

Java is intended for VM and programs not for games

[boreal dragon]

They have been doing their hardest to fix it

[dusty knoll]

most programming languages aren't meant for gaming

[jade marten]

thats nothing to do with it, they could still host eu servers

[dusty knoll]

bedrock is better optimized than java because C is just faster/newer than JS

[boreal dragon]

The C family

[dusty knoll]

that too

[boreal dragon]

C++, mostly

[vast ermine]

Not only that but it was built from scratch to be run on phones in 2013/14

[dusty knoll]

C# is still faster

[boreal dragon]

And the most accesable, unity devolopers

[dusty knoll]

yeah

[boreal dragon]

Bedrock edition hack clients were made using C#

[jade marten]

idk how large the eu playerbase on hypixel is compared to na but most people i've heard of that play it are from america

[boreal dragon]

Cheat Engine was written using C#

[dusty knoll]

the eu scene on hypixel is actually pretty big

i've meant a lotta people from france, uk, hungary, poland etc

[boreal dragon]

Have you guys heard of Minecraft 16.05

[dusty knoll]

forgot people use that

[boreal dragon]

Aka Minecraft lilypad_qa

[dusty knoll]

no clue

[boreal dragon]

:l

Alpha

[dusty knoll]

sorry i'm not a professional cheater

last time i cheated was using cheat codes in lego batman 3

[boreal dragon]

Most hack devolopors put a random ass donki donki literal clube pfp

Sorry

Demotivated to write

[dusty knoll]

doki doki isn't bad tbh

just old now

[errant nexus]

OrbitingSpartan#9162 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dusty knoll]

bad word oh no, luckily i can read !

[hushed lion]

[boreal dragon]

Bruh sorry

:l

Welp

[dusty knoll]

but yes, yeah you have a point

[boreal dragon]

I played Flying Gorilla

A 3D T-posing gorilla flying and collecting LGBTQ+ colored outlined bananas and avoiding blocky chickens

[dusty knoll]

lgbtq+ colored..? you mean.. rainbow?

[boreal dragon]

Rainbow outlined bananas

[dusty knoll]

lmaooo

[hushed lion]

Ohhh I've heard about that "game"

[dusty knoll]

dang, the sky is gay today

[hushed lion]

Very.. very interesting

[boreal dragon]

Why ai u gae?

[dusty knoll]

i'm not gay my girlfriend is

[dreamy thistle]

Crosshair bruh

[boreal dragon]

That's lesbian

[dusty knoll]

i'm not lesbian my girlfriend is

[boreal dragon]

Nice Ak-47 bow thing idk

[boreal dragon]

Breh

[dusty knoll]

strafing :c

[dreamy thistle]

That gehr 47

[boreal dragon]

Did you pay for nitro? @dusty knoll

Or got it 😏

[dusty knoll]

no

[boreal dragon]

I wish I got nitro

To F L E X

[jade marten]

other than that its [ointless

[boreal dragon]

1.18.10 ruined Minecraft

[dusty knoll]

i only use it for tag/banner, i really get no use out of it

[dreamy thistle]

I made a crosshair like this

[boreal dragon]

I use it to upload more files

And record and stuff

[dusty knoll]

that too yeah

[dreamy thistle]

I snipe alr I don't rush

[boreal dragon]

Because who in their right mind would join a 100 servers

10k pings minimum

And 200 with nitro

[dusty knoll]

i'm in like 70 servers

[boreal dragon]

:l

Daniboioioioioioi

[dusty knoll]

this is one of the two i am active in

[boreal dragon]

M u c k

[dusty knoll]

muckduck.

[boreal dragon]

m u c k

[dreamy thistle]

Muc

[boreal dragon]

Damn bot ain't giving it

MUCK

[dreamy thistle]

When ur the last innocent

[boreal dragon]

:l

SirenHead

[dreamy thistle]

Murdurer be commin for you lol

[boreal dragon]

Anyways

Ima go

Cya guys

[hushed lion]

Adios friend

[serene marsh]

@lvxila

level 100's teaming man

this game is a nightmare

@k1ttyart

@bxbyanarchy88

none of them have dc

[jade marten]

eu or na?

[serene marsh]

na

at a normal time too

[radiant sundial]

._.

[serene marsh]

*at least for na people not sure about me xD

vid loading

[jade marten]

eu at this time is a nightmare, so i've just gone onto na lol

the way they make it so obvious too

[serene marsh]

that's what i did but there are still teamers

pain

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

.

[boreal dragon]

:l

[boreal dragon]

Ironic

[serene marsh]

na goofy

[dreamy temple]

tru

[serene marsh]

maybe shouldnt of sent a pic of that skin

[manic oriole]

maybe not

also you reported the teamers right?

[serene marsh]

yes

[heavy pond]

They are so lame

[vast ermine]

what is that pack?

[serene marsh]

yep

[serene marsh]

best texture pack ive ever seen, conquest

[vast ermine]

DM me link?

[serene marsh]

even has textures for half slabs

[vast ermine]

unless its a store

[serene marsh]

its in the marketplace for bedrock but i have a java port

nevermind

its too large of a file

rip

[dreamy temple]

did anyone like post it on yt

[serene marsh]

yea

crazy video

[dreamy temple]

giv

[serene marsh]

ill show

[dreamy temple]

give

[vast ermine]

ah

ever since i started playing Bedrock on PC i dont think ive gave a cent to the marketplace directly

the Hive store tho? yes

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=semXr101LFo&t

[serene marsh]

its made by the same guy who made it on java

[vast ermine]

well, thats not true, i bought GrungeBDCraft

and Wolfhound since i loved their Java pack

[serene marsh]

so you'll be supporting them

[dreamy temple]

tthx bbg

[serene marsh]

🤨

[dreamy temple]

not me

[vast ermine]

eh, even if its supporting them, a part of the profits is going to Microsoft, and i'd rather give as little money as possible to Microsoft

[serene marsh]

ik

but its the same for hive stuff

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vast ermine]

ik that, thats why i said as little money as possible

[serene marsh]

this is a port of the sounds from java to bedrock

[serene marsh]

pain

still looking for fog shaders v1.5.1 🥲

[vast ermine]

yeee it sucks that the renderdragon broke all of the pre-existing shaders that Bedrock had

[serene marsh]

😀

living on the last leg of x86 1.18.12

[serene marsh]

the randomised textures for it are incredible

even a bookshelf looks good lol

[hushed lion]

books..

[vast ermine]

it is good, but eh, if they were to put it behind patreon or a paywall that isnt Minecraft marketplace, having the marketplace be just for Console players who want it, i would definitely pay $6 or more for it but eh

Not to mention i barely use any of the texture packs i have bought from the marketplace

Nor the maps, but thats more of a issue of not having any friends to play them with

[serene marsh]

i wish they did that

i wish there was a way just to download them onto your device once you got them from the marketplace

[vast ermine]

I do wish more people would put out free stuff

Ik that people who make a living off of the marketplace but still, just 1 free item a year from you would be nice

Doesnt even have to be on par with all the other content you've created, just something thats free

[boreal dragon]

Hi haha im using touch in windows 11 haha yes

[proven granite]

Its been 3 days on my ban and i lost my kidney

jk i alrrady lost it

its been 3 days on my ban and i lost my lungs i cant even breath

im feeling dizzy

[heavy pond]

What did you get banned for

[proven granite]

hate speech when i dont even say anything in chat

[heavy pond]

💀

[proven granite]

minecrafts ban bot sucks

what i say in chat all day:

100 DwayneXD762: heuhuhuheuhfaueuh

[dusty knoll]

that's so mean man wth

[proven granite]

Just Build:

9 DwayneXD762: Meh

[proven granite]

top 10 sarcasm

[dusty knoll]

whaaaat no

[proven granite]

deathrun:

39 DwayneXD762: LESS GOO 1ST PLACE

[dusty knoll]

bro that's like basically racism

[proven granite]

Top 8 sarcams

[heavy pond]

What💀

[dusty knoll]

||i'm not being serious||

[proven granite]

dont worry hes just using sarcasm

[heavy pond]

I know

[dusty knoll]

💀

[proven granite]

💀

@static hedge

[dusty knoll]

i think a helper would be a better ping but fair enough

[quasi oxide]

LMAO pings the com manager

[dusty knoll]

i mean it worked

the message is gone now

[quasi oxide]

unless it was someone else

[proven granite]

LOL

[quasi oxide]

!1!!

[dusty knoll]

eh could've been

[proven granite]

the message gone!1!1! magik!1!1!1

[dusty knoll]

we'll never know unless staff reveal themselves

[quasi oxide]

it was only in build channel til now and I had pinged a helper who didn't do anything

[proven granite]

Hide and seek:

37 DwayneXD762: Lol seeker wont find me epic spot

[dusty knoll]

bro like literally that was so racist omg

no wonder microsoft banned you 🙄

[proven granite]

Block Drop:

21 DwayneXD762: OMG NEMO

[quasi oxide]

bullying little kids smh

[proven granite]

top sarcasm

[dusty knoll]

could've been minority children

[quasi oxide]

mm yes quite

[dusty knoll]

they really put the soft in microsoft

[proven granite]

CTF/Capture The Flag

8 DwayneXD762: LESS GOO 3 FLAG SCOREZ

[quasi oxide]

I've heard that they block the word night

[dusty knoll]

why..

[quasi oxide]

I don't have a clue

[dusty knoll]

the first three letters?

[proven granite]

that was what i said in all games chat

[quasi oxide]

what no

[proven granite]

its so crazy that microsoft banned me for saying those things

[jade marten]

must be awkward when tryna set the time

[quasi oxide]

facts

[dusty knoll]

/time set very very very late evening

[proven granite]

my mm montage 9 never got posted because i accidnetly deleted it 💀

[dusty knoll]

that

that's a whole new level of genius

[jade marten]

/time set not day

[proven granite]

/time set opposite of day

[quasi oxide]

when you're so lonely you use armor stands as other players for your thumbnail

[dusty knoll]

i

[quasi oxide]

I would do that too

[proven granite]

i have 0 friends 🙂

[jade marten]

mood

[dusty knoll]

i just noticed that

[quasi oxide]

relatable

[proven granite]

sussy baka amogus

[dusty knoll]

how long is level 100 gonna take assuming i'm not a no life grinder

[quasi oxide]

kill me

[proven granite]

i grinded to 100 in 3 years without hive+

i finally got gifted hive+ by achiving level 100 grinding 3 years og player epic moment by kopusu

achieving

[dusty knoll]

whoa

idk if i wanna bother with hive+

[proven granite]

i remember when i was level 2 at mm i got 10 coins then i shot a random space ship man at the map spaceship because i thought it was among us 💀💀

[quasi oxide]

it's not 2023 yet brother

[dusty knoll]

it is if your calendar is off by enough

[proven granite]

i started grinding 2019 december 27

[dusty knoll]

2.5 years

[quasi oxide]

your acc says september of 2020

[dusty knoll]

💀

[proven granite]

it says 2022 august 2

[quasi oxide]

it says september 😭

[proven granite]

what 💀💀

[dusty knoll]

i'm not even gonna try writing a sentence in response to any of this

my brain just isn't fast enough

[proven granite]

i mean its aug 1 2022

[proven granite]

thats an old picture

[quasi oxide]

I just took the ss

[dusty knoll]

????

[proven granite]

idk set your calenday to august 1

calendar

[dusty knoll]

bro that's when you first played

[proven granite]

caught in 4k uktra hd

ultra

[dusty knoll]

4k is mid gimme that 32k

[proven granite]

ok

[dusty knoll]

thanks

[proven granite]

32k ultra real life

[dusty knoll]

buttery smooth

[proven granite]

i cant breath i lost my lungs due to 3 days mc ban

[quasi oxide]

skill issue

[hushed lion]

Brah

[dusty knoll]

brih

[dreamy temple]

this is old but

was curious

[dusty knoll]

kill

[dreamy temple]

kill sweat y people muaahahah

[dusty knoll]

murder

[dreamy temple]

death

[dusty knoll]

execution

[dreamy temple]

x_x

[dusty knoll]

xP

[jade marten]

"nothing makes sense anymore"

[dreamy temple]

u emo

[jade marten]

NO

[dreamy temple]

it ok

[jade marten]

lmao

[hushed lion]

im in pain

[dreamy temple]

noice

[hushed lion]

someone HAD to leave last match

[dusty knoll]

one day i'll play that much murder mystery

[dreamy temple]

dont

save urself

[hushed lion]

↑

[dusty knoll]

i survived overwatch ranked queue for 3 years i think i can take minecraft murder mystery

[dreamy temple]

hot

[dusty knoll]

ykw i'll let you know in a month or two if i'm still holding up

[heavy pond]

9999

[hushed lion]

Yup.. but it is what it is, I shall deal with that number once I have the ability to because I am all hell sleepy

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[boreal dragon]

Give me your account email and password right now

[radiant sundial]

.

[boreal dragon]

pulls gun

[radiant sundial]

i don't think thats a good idea..

[boreal dragon]

I<
<I>

Signs in the elevator

[radiant sundial]

?

[serene marsh]

I’m top 10 on the monthly board

#9 right now

[radiant sundial]

i used to be there but i gave up on the leaderboard :')

[jade marten]

im #80 rn

[bright nebula]

in hivetools.app u're 51st

[hushed lion]

i think im good tbf

[jade marten]

ah nice

[rose hull]

100% win rate this month ezz

[radiant sundial]

LMAO

[jade marten]

there's a fly and it's more interested in mc than i am tbh

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

it loves the screen why

[hushed lion]

because.. y e s

[radiant sundial]

yeah what he said

[jade marten]

@latent linden i died, so not ignoring lol

[latent linden]

all goood

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[serene marsh]

Lol

[latent linden]

dayum i’m so jealous

[radiant sundial]

lol

[haughty canopy]

I'm unmuted

yay

[jade marten]

hello unmuted, my name's jack

[haughty canopy]

hey jack

[dapper cloud]

@hushed lion dude i was innocent whole time but you pulling your own bow at me

but that's nice encounter your lobby

[hushed lion]

just wanted to follow :>

[dapper cloud]

oh

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

w h y

[hushed lion]

because that's what i do to o n l y h i m

[radiant sundial]

.

[dapper cloud]

office is best coping moment

[radiant sundial]

.

[dapper cloud]

almost halfway to level 39 on Murder Mystery

maybe i should start grinding tomorrow to level 40

[radiant sundial]

imagine being level 38

jk jk

[dapper cloud]

[radiant sundial]

lol

[serene marsh]

🥴 cool game

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[manic oriole]

NO

[radiant sundial]

.

[manic oriole]

office SUCKS

[serene marsh]

office is good for quick games and xp

not for relaxing lol

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

all i do is just go round in circles in the top half's hallway

and speedrun coins like my life depends on it

[manic oriole]

its good for grinding fast wins

[serene marsh]

yes