🕵・murder-mystery

[radiant sundial]

yes, yes you do

[civic ledge]

Imagine a pacman shaped map in mm

[radiant sundial]

h u h ?

[civic ledge]

well the pacman board

But mm

This

But mm

[radiant sundial]

so mm in a maze basically?

[dapper cloud]

Ahhh finally i'd kill the murderer for 20 years each rounds!!! (Im rusty at this gamemode after i got ban)

[civic ledge]

Kinda yea

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[serene marsh]

MM

mm mains☠️

[serene marsh]

Yessir

[civic ledge]

sg mains

[brazen epoch]

True

[civic ledge]

I like the look of this

[jade marten]

what the-

what is that

and where idd you find it

i need answers

[civic ledge]

Uhh

Its a bot

Idk how to get it

Its just in a server im in

I can link ye the server ig

[jade marten]

oh fair enough

[dapper cloud]

interesting mm stat starr

[civic ledge]

I wanna add the bot to my server but idk how to add bots 😭

Like what permissions to give it and wotnot

[dapper cloud]

same

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

i'm pretty sure the bot would automatically make a role for itself but idrk

[barren raven]

Hi chat

It been so long

I’m back

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[wide spindle]

Hey back, I am elo

[barren raven]

Can u guys stop 💀

[wide spindle]

Nahhhhh

💀

[barren raven]

BRUH

Anyways

[radiant sundial]

.

lmao

[civic ledge]

Proudda ya

[barren raven]

W

U made this

@civic ledge

Fix it ;-;

[dapper venture]

fr

[barren raven]

Ty broooke 🤍

[civic ledge]

Made what

[barren raven]

.

[civic ledge]

No i didnt

Kingduncan did

[barren raven]

Where is he

@jaunty axle??

[civic ledge]

Hat campaahhhh

[proven granite]

wow 69+ new messages since 3:31 am

[jade marten]

lol

[proven granite]

how to counter hat kampir: Collect 10 coins without hat kampir even knowing then shoot him.

[civic ledge]

Thas not my style

[vital ridge]

If you don't play you don't have to deal with them either

[civic ledge]

Anyone see someone called vxlh1502 in eu they team 💀

[hushed lion]

chaos

A

[civic ledge]

He fr called me bad when i elimd him

[radiant sundial]

.

lol

[civic ledge]

💀

Also 2 other not so bad elims either

[serene marsh]

Im going for 50 today ( I was busy )

[serene marsh]

The 1st one was clean

2nd one was good aswell

[dusty plover]

Probably a tw player

Here are my meh stats

[radiant sundial]

hm

[proven granite]

half of the lobbys are level 100s 💀

[dusty plover]

How do you access the new pe controls?

[civic ledge]

Volta 💀

[proven granite]

settings - touch - enable new controls schemes - crosshair.

[civic ledge]

See teamers, ex teamers and ex speed hacker what a wonderful lobby

Not saying who who 💀

[proven granite]

the murderer only kills me because im not a part of their party

[civic ledge]

Excuse the sorry excuse of a failed trickshot but the recovery,, damnn

He targeted my friends 💀

[proven granite]

i know that guy he killed me first

top 10 worst parties

[civic ledge]

Yeh he targets

[proven granite]

Jesse from “Telltale games - Minecraft Story Mode S1 E1-8” has 15 killz

[civic ledge]

🪨

[proven granite]

rip volta

[civic ledge]

Yep lol

[proven granite]

it feels uncomfortable seeing u hold sword every time

[sick pier]

You’re really good

[civic ledge]

Im wanting to do it all the time soon

[sick pier]

Rush down tactic is so good

[civic ledge]

I love absolutely rampaging and i want people to know im murderer

[sick pier]

It’s literally best play style

[proven granite]

my ocd is rising

[sick pier]

You only have one fear

[dusty plover]

Toy house is such a good murd map. It’d be a shame if most people didn’t murd

[civic ledge]

One of if not best eu murderer

[sick pier]

And that’s the Sheriff

But even then

Just avoid them

Till later is good

[proven granite]

my avatar looks cool

[civic ledge]

The only thing i struggle with as murd is if im in a 1v1 against a 3rd person corner camper

Aka an office sweat

Bc they want free elims

[sick pier]

3rd person is so gud though

I just love narrowing down the murder

[proven granite]

if thats the case then my method: Strafe left to right if your going to a random entrance bc maybe theres a 3rd person camper about to shoot u to death. strafe to dodge the attacks, jump if its aiming torwards you. then if they miss kill them to kill 3rd person campers.

[civic ledge]

Using 3rd person nowt wrong with that

But a scaredy strategy when they camp corners with 3rd person most the game to surprise the murderer

[civic ledge]

Yeh i know how to counter them

[proven granite]

k

[dusty plover]

Yeah it’s annoying

[sick pier]

When you leave for few days and some games require an update

[civic ledge]

If most your elims are from 3rd person camping in office then sorry you aint as good as you say you are youre just cheesing free elims

Is why i always try to avoid doing it myself

[sick pier]

Imagine camping

I just run away

[civic ledge]

This is what happens to campers

[sick pier]

I love good chase

[proven granite]

epic home text

[sick pier]

Never had that before

[civic ledge]

Wait it actually happened

[proven granite]

what happened

[civic ledge]

The text

[sick pier]

Steve> Alex

[civic ledge]

It was added

[proven granite]

my skin wasnt loading.

[sick pier]

Still

Just putting it out there

[dusty plover]

Sexism

(Jk)

[sick pier]

Steve is hot

He great pal to have

[dusty plover]

Agreed

[sick pier]

I wish they added a Steve npc

It’s scary going from dead by daylight to this mini game

[dusty plover]

I remember back when Alex was added

[radiant sundial]

what global resource pack is that- it looks like mine-

[sick pier]

I’ve been really into crime recently

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[sick pier]

Playing all these scary horror games

[dusty plover]

What banks have you robbed

[radiant sundial]

o h

[radiant sundial]

👀

[sick pier]

Thinking of hitting up my local one in a few months

[dusty plover]

Nice lmk how it goes

[sick pier]

Thanks

[radiant sundial]

.

just casually talking about robbing banks

[serene marsh]

How did I hit this

[dusty plover]

Damn nice shot

[radiant sundial]

hold up- why does the leaves look like note blocks? 🤨

[civic ledge]

Damnn

[dusty plover]

Was thinking the same thing lol

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[serene marsh]

Im still in shock I thought I missed the shot

[civic ledge]

Thats me basically every trickshot

[real blade]

What kind of texture pack is that-

[serene marsh]

Splatch green texture pack

I have a custom sky on though

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[proven granite]

@civic ledge

[proven granite]

Gemfault 16x

[civic ledge]

Haha them

[proven granite]

goofy teamers

[civic ledge]

vxlh is a teaming wannabe

I easily elimd them they coulda killed me so many times

As soon as their buddy left they were hopeless

[proven granite]

look at the up message

i was the murderer then he shot me :))))))%(-)-;-#

[civic ledge]

Oh well

[proven granite]

“You died you will be taken to the graveyard”

[civic ledge]

Doesnt it normally say that

Idk i rarely die as murd if i do i look away from my screen

[dapper cloud]

huh...i remember this guy appear in my mm lobby with my alt account at middle of night

[radiant sundial]

hm.. i use bloodthirst 16x ._.

[civic ledge]

Yea watch out for them

[dapper cloud]

alright

[civic ledge]

They rely on the art of teaming 💀

[dapper cloud]

[serene marsh]

25000 games played

[civic ledge]

Niceeee

[serene marsh]

ty

[civic ledge]

Idk where im at rn

[dusty plover]

I just hit 1k

Victories I mean

[serene marsh]

Congrats

[dusty plover]

1445 games I think

[civic ledge]

Not bad ig

[serene marsh]

Thats good

[dusty plover]

Nice stats

[serene marsh]

Our winrate is basically the same almost

My winrate is like 72.5

[quasi oxide]

I wanna check minee even though I haven't played for ages

[civic ledge]

Ill do it for youuuu

Brb

Wait u might not be verified-

U gotta verify w the bot or smt

Idk how it works

[serene marsh]

Asu is like 250 from 10k elims

[civic ledge]

@quasi oxide

It workedddd :D

[dusty plover]

We both got it lol

[serene marsh]

Wait how r u able to do that

[dusty plover]

Assistant bot

[civic ledge]

Its a bot

I wanna add it to my server idk how to add bots lmao

[dusty plover]

I can dm you the link, you just click join server and log in

[civic ledge]

67.69%

[civic ledge]

I have the link but like what permissions do i give it

[quasi oxide]

I still gotta get to 30k wins and 10k elims

[dusty plover]

Idk I just have it all the perms it asked for

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Ah oki

Ill gives it a goes

[serene marsh]

I got 40 wins today

Not going for 50

[dreamy thistle]

Yo guys wa up

[dreamy thistle]

How u do dat

[dusty plover]

@dreamy thistle

[dreamy thistle]

Alr

We're assistant bot?

[dreamy thistle]

Bruh

[dusty plover]

@dreamy thistle

[dusty plover]

?

[dreamy thistle]

It aint bad ain't it?

09/05/2020????

Dammnnn

[dusty plover]

It’s okay

[dreamy thistle]

I remember me first time playing it idk what Todo until I start to learn

[dusty plover]

Yeah that’s what it’s like for most people. Your stats will get better with time

[dreamy thistle]

I will like explore the things untill I got sheriff and killed the murderer like it was my 3rd kill I jump look up murdurer jumped and I got him

I was like wooooo

I was sweating

It was map like the garage with truck and stuff I can't remember cause I don't play da map

[jade marten]

sounds like warehouse

[dreamy thistle]

Yeah warehouse

U Right

Da oni 👹

[civic ledge]

Like how it measures mdr

I never took notice of mdr ever

[dreamy thistle]

Prob I'm still lvl 27 almost 28 but I started to play 2020 but

Prob I don't grind or spend much time in games

But I remeber grinding 18 to 20 it was like 2 am or 3

I just realized if I change my name rn prob my friend will forget me but ofc they already did they don't even wanna play with me or option 2 to make a new acc to do stuff thare

[grand ember]

Lucky I was murderer because everyone turned pink.

[trail jetty]

it's Pink Glitch

[dusty plover]

1.19.20 can’t come soon enough

Don’t even

[scarlet leaf]

Murder prestige plz

[dusty plover]

I’d rather they just add more levels but unfortunately they said they won’t do that

[quasi oxide]

again why ask for prestige when you're not even max yet

[dusty plover]

Lol

[pallid summit]

id rather they just kept mm at lvl 100

[civic ledge]

Same

[quasi oxide]

fr just bc this is mode has 100 as the max don't mean we need prestige

[civic ledge]

Thankyou

Save Prestige for the games that are meant to be competitive not a party game

[dusty plover]

I mean lvl 100 is becoming increasingly more common, at some point every game will be filled with them

Besides new players obv

[quasi oxide]

you think that makes a point

[dusty plover]

They’d probably have to do something eventually but for now it’s just fine

More roles would be nice

[quasi oxide]

no it wouldn't tbh

[dusty plover]

Game is (arguably) a little boring atm, and losing players

[quasi oxide]

it's got more ppl than tw usually does

[dusty plover]

What region you playing lol

[quasi oxide]

na

[dusty plover]

TW always has 2k+ on na, while murder is hardly reaching 1k

[quasi oxide]

not for me whenever I check

usually it's the other way around

[dusty plover]

Interesting

I haven’t seen mm with 2k in months

[civic ledge]

Adding in 500 new levels with 10 unlockable items throughout those 500 levels wont increase players

[quasi oxide]

how does build has more than tw💀

[civic ledge]

Hive as a whole is dying not just mm

[dusty plover]

Didn’t say more levels would increase play

[civic ledge]

Since arcade jb been most played

Like,, consistently

[dusty plover]

It would give higher level players something to do, while some other creative additions would draw players

[civic ledge]

What creative additions

[dusty plover]

Idk something to spice up the game a little more

[civic ledge]

Such as

[dusty plover]

I don’t create mm lol

There’s community feedback posts for a reason tho

[civic ledge]

Why suggest ideas if you cant think of them yourself ngl,

[dusty plover]

Like I said more roles would be cool, like innocent stuff that gives you more stuff to do than just collect 10 coins

[civic ledge]

"make it more creative" "idk how just do it" thas what it sounds like

[dusty plover]

Didn’t mean it that way

[jade marten]

bruh

[civic ledge]

the way mm works is totally fine imo

That isnt what makes the game boring

Its the lack of murderers willing to murder and teamers that make the game worse

[dusty plover]

Yes I agree

I just think some small things wouldn’t hurt

Not completely game changing

[civic ledge]

So unless they think of a way to stop people from not murdering which my idea was immediately blanked out by practically everyone even the person who suggested i put it on the forums so idrc

[dusty plover]

Sorry if my conversation isn’t that great rn I’m playing while chatting lol

[civic ledge]

My ideas tend to get shunned immediately so yeh what happens happens if the game gets worse for it ill gladly watch it burn and just go somewhere else

[dusty plover]

I agree with that, idk why other wouldn’t tbh

[civic ledge]

My idea i had?

[dusty plover]

Wait which idea we talkin about

[civic ledge]

The idea i put on forums i keep forgetting to delete because of how hated the idea was

[dusty plover]

Do you have the link

[civic ledge]

It was basically just what happens when you q in bridge solos

You get penalised for qing as murd

[dusty plover]

By qing as murd do you mean leaving the game and rejoining until you’re murderer?

[civic ledge]

No

If youre murd

And you q

[dusty plover]

Oh

Yeah that should be penalized

[dreamy thistle]

Ugh

[civic ledge]

Oh so thats 1 agree and 99 billion disagrees

[jade marten]

mood

[dusty plover]

Rip

[dreamy thistle]

Yo wat up

[civic ledge]

Agreed

[jade marten]

gn evryone

[dreamy thistle]

Night bruv

[civic ledge]

Gn moomoo

[dusty plover]

Gn moo

[lament stag]

gn

[civic ledge]

Tho tbh

Its a good and a bad thing

[dreamy thistle]

Have y'all guys did this before

Fake egirl

[civic ledge]

Means i show all the wusses how a real player does it

In eu

[dusty plover]

?

[dreamy thistle]

I

[simple tartan]

about how many wins with hive + to max

[civic ledge]

4000 or so

Probably much less

[dusty plover]

Yeah lol

[dreamy thistle]

What if thares a 10 sheriff line up like in the 1700s and then shoot the murderer my dream lol

15 sheriff's vs 15 murdurer

[dusty plover]

Depends how good the 15 sheriff aim is

[dreamy thistle]

Depend on how many ppl will join my vs

Cs*

Prob just 3 or 2

[simple tartan]

tyty

[civic ledge]

So many lvl 100s q as murd its hilariously pathetic

[dreamy thistle]

:<

[dusty plover]

Lvl 45 and prob have a better record than a bunch of them honestly

Me currently

[simple tartan]

69 wl :)

[dusty plover]

[dapper cloud]

Target has neutralized

[dusty plover]

Gj

[dapper cloud]

ty!

[dusty plover]

✨Bows being shot at innocents✨

Should probably put away my habit of hitting the ground with my fist while running

[dapper cloud]

[dusty plover]

We call that the uno reverse card

[fringe swan]

UNO

[manic oriole]

DOS

[dusty plover]

TRES

I love the feeling of being the last innocent and then finding the hat and killing the murderer

(If you missed the one shot bow shot)

Being murd is so fun

People are missing out

By not trying

[manic oriole]

eh

its annoying when they run

but its super fun to run

[dusty plover]

Fun to catch them

[manic oriole]

not if theyre the sheriff

[dusty plover]

Or just hit them with the long shot

[manic oriole]

not if they know how to use 3rd person

its only fun when they dont have a bow

otherwise its super stressful imo

[dusty plover]

The stress makes it fun

[manic oriole]

ur gunna love highschool

[dusty plover]

Dodge the bow

[dusty plover]

I’m already in hs

[manic oriole]

does the stress make it fun?

[dusty plover]

Friends and teachers make it fun

Work is fine

The murder adrenaline gets me goin tho

Probably not the same for everyone

If you take this channel out of hive context it’s funny lmao

A bunch of psychos

Anyways gn guys

[grand ember]

Yeah I know, get the glitch pretty often.

[frail bronze]

finally becoming decent at getting the murderer!

[hushed lion]

Indeed, but a fun bunch

[manic oriole]

🤔

[hushed lion]

[dapper cloud]

[serene marsh]

Flex

[brazen epoch]

[dreamy thistle]

Dogo

[hushed lion]

[glossy token]

im@unmute

L bozo rati

@outer condor

[outer condor]

hi

[glossy token]

(i got muted for saying that)

[outer condor]

pov: ur name is one letter away from mayo

pov: didn't ask

[glossy token]

i kinds wanna make my username ‘june’ now

it will be funny

what THE HECK

OHMG

LEGIT

what???

ohh nvm

[jade marten]

lol

[civic ledge]

Bruh muted AGAIN

When will she learn 💀

[serene marsh]

who?

[civic ledge]

Nicee

[civic ledge]

May

[serene marsh]

rip may

[jade marten]

probably never

[radiant sundial]

hello murder mystery

[serene marsh]

nobody here

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[jade marten]

potto

[civic ledge]

Poto

[serene marsh]

wut

[civic ledge]

Tuw

[radiant sundial]

utw

[civic ledge]

Wtu

[radiant sundial]

twu

[jade marten]

uwt

[radiant sundial]

i don't know any other way to arrange the 3 letters :')

[hushed lion]

[barren raven]

I never did that

[dusty plover]

Indeed

[serene marsh]

how many dollars and can get vip rank ???
i saw someone in hub have vip rank with pink color..

[dusty plover]

Nice shot but I think I’m losing brain cells from the audio lol

[dusty plover]

Vip was only in the Java edition version of the hive server, which doesn’t exist anymore. People only have it if they transferred from hive Java to hive Bedrock with the rank

[radiant sundial]

my reaction time tho-

[quasi oxide]

p sure it's only for people who were for example retired staff

people that hive team considered important

not java to bedrock switching that was rewarded w some costume that sucks

[dreamy thistle]

Me who can't even control my aim: 🗿

Even to point my crosshair

[radiant sundial]

.

[dreamy thistle]

Dot

[dusty plover]

Nice

[radiant sundial]

i n d e e d

[dreamy thistle]

U girl

[radiant sundial]

d o t

[radiant sundial]

hm?

[dreamy thistle]

Male

[radiant sundial]

male?

[dreamy thistle]

Bro what else you want

[radiant sundial]

???

[dreamy thistle]

Oh

[radiant sundial]

i'm confused

[dreamy thistle]

Nah nah Im breaking rules

I was gonno ask what gender u are

Don't say your info or something realated irl

[radiant sundial]

i don't think hive cares about if you tell people your gender .-.

[dreamy thistle]

Then what

[quasi oxide]

they only care about age revealing

[radiant sundial]

gender isn't really personal info-

[dreamy thistle]

Then what gender u r

[radiant sundial]

i'm trans mtf

[dreamy thistle]

Orgin

I know trans

[radiant sundial]

hm

[dreamy thistle]

I just remember I have this friend girl who always says hey say im a male

Everytime I introduced him to some1

[civic ledge]

Females are banned from hive

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[civic ledge]

No more females

[radiant sundial]

s e x i s t

[frail bronze]

damn

[dusty plover]

Can confirm

[civic ledge]

Us women must move to mineplex and pixel paradise

[dusty plover]

Pixel paradise 💀

[serene marsh]

Yeah

[dreamy thistle]

Gacha 💀

[civic ledge]

I shall publically reveal my postcode

[quasi oxide]

oh good heavens no

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

I don't have a fancy emote

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

luna you're literally an npc

[dreamy thistle]

Hive adding auto matic bow spam

[civic ledge]

💀

[quasi oxide]

am i wrong

[dreamy thistle]

Enpeci?

[quasi oxide]

she constantly says only like 4 things starri

"says"

[radiant sundial]

b r u h

[quasi oxide]

hey rage yknow elixir is spelled with two i's not two e's

[dusty plover]

I was having trouble finding their stats for them because I was spelling it right lol. Task failed successfully

[civic ledge]

Hey asu you know ass is spelt ass not as

[quasi oxide]

sis yknow star is spelled star not starr

[civic ledge]

Hey you know rakt isnt even a word

[quasi oxide]

I didn't make it one I thought it was cool

[radiant sundial]

this person was giving out hugs and someone shot them lmao i was laughing so hard

[dusty plover]

Rage is gonna get muted lol

[dreamy thistle]

My friend and his crush getting along
Me

[civic ledge]

Who is it and why didnt you make them one

Thats mean

[quasi oxide]

that doesn't make sense

[jade marten]

i believe my ign is spelt correctly:)

[quasi oxide]

nor does your height

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[jade marten]

💀

[dreamy thistle]

Hey lvl 100s so your reach your goal on murdermystery what do you do now?

[civic ledge]

Play

[dreamy thistle]

And what's the best crosshair for mm

[civic ledge]

There isnt really a "best" crosshair

Imo

[quasi oxide]

ur mom

[dreamy thistle]

Cmon

[serene marsh]

Why am I here rn

[civic ledge]

YOUR height doesnt make sense

Miss 5'4"

[quasi oxide]

AND why is that

[dreamy thistle]

Cause u clicked the mm room

Is 5,4 high or not

[civic ledge]

Smol

[quasi oxide]

shut up

[civic ledge]

I cant hear you from up here

[dreamy thistle]

U short ?

[quasi oxide]

we aren't talking we are texting

[dusty plover]

1.6 meters

[quasi oxide]

you read texts

not hear

[civic ledge]

I tried that with you a few days ago >:(

[dreamy thistle]

Bro tryna roast you

[quasi oxide]

no you didn't

[civic ledge]

didnt i

[jade marten]

unless you hear voices and they start reading them to u

[dreamy thistle]

Mobilemoomoo awake now

[jade marten]

im never awake

[dusty plover]

Mood

[dreamy thistle]

Just say I can't hear you from down here

[quasi oxide]

what do you call a cow w no legs

ground beef

[dusty plover]

Ground beef

[quasi oxide]

BOOM

[civic ledge]

Ur mom

[dreamy thistle]

Steak

[jade marten]

shrek

brian

[dreamy thistle]

Amongus

[quasi oxide]

cringe

[jade marten]

thanos

[dreamy thistle]

Ok

[civic ledge]

Cring

[quasi oxide]

oh no

cring e

[jade marten]

crin

[civic ledge]

Cri

[dreamy thistle]

Cr

[jade marten]

c

[dreamy thistle]

.

[dusty plover]

Rip cringe

[jade marten]

they will be forever in what is left of our hearts

[quasi oxide]

what does claustrophobic mean

[civic ledge]

Dont like small spaces

[radiant sundial]

?

[quasi oxide]

NOT LITERALLY (caps)

[civic ledge]

LMAOO

[jade marten]

nah when santa gets stuck up the chimney

[civic ledge]

... i read stuck as stick

[quasi oxide]

"it means he's afraid of santa claus"

god damn it

[jade marten]

oh

[civic ledge]

Santa stick up the chimney

[quasi oxide]

ho ho ho

[jade marten]

merry christmas

[quasi oxide]

stop it patrick you're scaring him!!1!

[civic ledge]

Happy holidays

[dreamy thistle]

When you shoot the bow and miss:

[jade marten]

happy birthday jesus

[civic ledge]

All i want for christmas is youuuuuuuu

[dusty plover]

These posts don’t belong in this channel

[quasi oxide]

bruh😭

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

it's JULY

[civic ledge]

NO WAY

[dusty plover]

Christmas in July

[dreamy thistle]

It belongs

It's a related meme

[civic ledge]

Mm is always off topic like right now

[quasi oxide]

about as right as phoenix being spelled ph3nix

[dusty plover]

Yeah but s posts are different

[dreamy thistle]

:(

I delete it

[civic ledge]

Asu look i hotwired my car

[quasi oxide]

gta

[civic ledge]

Maybe a bit too hot,

[dreamy thistle]

That's from last time

[civic ledge]

Ik im jus telling her

Cus she didnt see

[dreamy thistle]

Ik

[quasi oxide]

now* you know

zing

[civic ledge]

The more you know

[dreamy thistle]

When your the murdurer

[civic ledge]

Nah

[dusty plover]

Rip can’t sends gifs

[civic ledge]

Hes not got a sword

Nor is he killing anyone

[serene marsh]

Yeah he needs to kill them and a sword

[dreamy thistle]

Actually I take risk when someone is like being friendly 80% chance that thare the murderer

[jade marten]

more like this

[civic ledge]

This is when youre murderer

[civic ledge]

90% of people

[dreamy thistle]

Bro it's joke the

What the sheriff doin 💀

[dusty plover]

Excellent choice of music for the clip lol

[civic ledge]

Why thankyou

[dreamy thistle]

Mine is just

C418 stal

[civic ledge]

Always gotta be thomas remixes

[serene marsh]

I saw a video from Technoblade he got everyone to group around him and he killed them all

[quasi oxide]

wrong server

[dusty plover]

Typical mj stream be like

[civic ledge]

Snowballs

[barren raven]

I’m bored

[civic ledge]

Hello bored, my name is Starr

[quasi oxide]

I don't watch mj bc there's better yts

or streamers

[barren raven]

Starr I’m serious

[jade marten]

hi bored, my name is jack

[dreamy thistle]

Who wants free costume

[jade marten]

no i replied to the wrong one

[civic ledge]

Hello serious, my name is Starr

[jade marten]

damit

[dusty plover]

In a cs I was in he had everyone stack and he started butterflying as murd, funniest noise lol

[barren raven]

[dreamy thistle]

I kinda want tw but bows only lol and they will like firing each other

[civic ledge]

No the best thing ever

[civic ledge]

This

But

The kill sound is sus

[dreamy thistle]

Oh.

Alr

[civic ledge]

That would be hilarious

[dreamy thistle]

How Abt

Um

Line up bow shooting

To each other again

Or bow tag

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[dreamy thistle]

Star u from uerope?

[civic ledge]

I keep hearing the villager sound when you do that

[civic ledge]

Depends whos asking ;)

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

you're still proving my point

[radiant sundial]

LMAO

[radiant sundial]

w h a t

[quasi oxide]

npc dialogue

[dusty plover]

Thinking the same thing lol

[radiant sundial]

i'm not doing npc dialogue 😭

[dreamy thistle]

But it's like you accent on your vids not racist or like saying you sound like British or australian

[quasi oxide]

all you really say is
.
hm
hmm
or uh

[dreamy thistle]

And sus

[radiant sundial]

i don't really say uh that much ;-;

[civic ledge]

I british yes

[dusty plover]

At least no one here cuts of their sentences like this, I can’t stand it-

[civic ledge]

Well i dont cut my senten-

I hate it when people do tha-

[radiant sundial]

.

lol

funny

[civic ledge]

Welp i gtg now for a little bit

Caio ma people

[radiant sundial]

oki, cya starr :3

[dusty plover]

Cya

[dreamy thistle]

Alr

[dreamy thistle]

What's the chances??????

[radiant sundial]

?

[civic ledge]

Bak for 10-15

[dreamy thistle]

Yo

Yo

Yo

Yo

Yo

[civic ledge]

yoyo

[dreamy thistle]

Wanna play

Do u vc or no

Legend says he's still waiting

[civic ledge]

I dont play in parties alot anymore

Rarely for mm

Very few people i play with

[dreamy thistle]

So is it a yes or n0

[civic ledge]

Well,, probably no

[dreamy thistle]

Das

Alr

I'm just finding someone to play with

[civic ledge]

Hello just finding someone to play with, my name is Starr

[serene marsh]

NA or EU?

[civic ledge]

Naeu

[dreamy thistle]

Me

[serene marsh]

Naeu

[dreamy thistle]

Na alr

Cmon

[civic ledge]

Naalr

[dreamy thistle]

So we play?

3 of us

With kopusu

[civic ledge]

Nah

Im not even on rn

[dreamy thistle]

U in

[civic ledge]

in what

[dreamy thistle]

Hive

I added you in frinds

[dusty plover]

Starr doesn’t play on na

[dreamy thistle]

I'm ue

[serene marsh]

I’m sorting things out

[dreamy thistle]

Aw men

Anyone wanna play

[dusty plover]

Try posting in #🥳・looking-for-party

[civic ledge]

I do sometimes

Mostly jb

[dusty plover]

The more I think about this the more I want it to be a thing

Bruh innocents jumping in front of the bow shot is the most annoying thing

Was about to win that game within 10 sec

[radiant sundial]

heh funny number

[civic ledge]

69

[radiant sundial]

y e s

[jade marten]

lol

[quasi canyon]

LMAO

[heavy pond]

69

[dreamy thistle]

Wats popin

[radiant sundial]

y e s

[heavy pond]

Yes

[civic ledge]

69

[dreamy thistle]

96

Make sense

[civic ledge]

This proves tiktok is insanely unfunny and exaggerated faces ruining the humour

[dusty plover]

⬆️

[dreamy thistle]

..

[civic ledge]

There was far too much buildup for the joke the joke became a bruh not a funny

[dreamy thistle]

☃️

[civic ledge]

That kid looks like a mix of Charlie Brown and Cailou

[dreamy thistle]

Hahahahahahahha

Bruhhhh

I can't

[civic ledge]

I cant either

Cant laugh

[dusty plover]

The mods made it so you can’t post vids in general, you’re coming here to bypass

[dreamy thistle]

Bro cmon it memes just to u know this mm room ain't that srs tho

Cmon

[dusty plover]

Yeah but that’s the point

[dreamy thistle]

Nvm I won't be sending memes

[dusty plover]

It’s the mm room

[civic ledge]

Yeh but its not unfunny tiktok chat 💀

[dreamy thistle]

Fine chill dowb

I won't do it no more

[dusty plover]

If you’re gonna post at least make it funny lol

[dreamy thistle]

U said not to

[dusty plover]

Ik im just saying

[dreamy thistle]

Not funny

I just realized

[civic ledge]

I have a question

[dreamy thistle]

I'm just trashing out my gallery for something funny

What is it?

[civic ledge]

Does tiktok intent to be so unfunny it makes it funny or do i just not understand tiktok humour

[dusty plover]

I’ve never understood tiktok

And hot take, it’s decreasing attention spans

[dreamy thistle]

It's like you gotto understand the joke

But if u don't

Well it mean ur humour ain't ruin

Cause I'm laughing on a cracker falling ngl

That's the example of a tiktok

[civic ledge]

Ive watched so many instagram reels and youtube shorts and more than 95% of them are the most staged cringe ive ever witnessed and it makes me want to bleach my eyes 💀

[dreamy thistle]

Vid

Gacha community

[dusty plover]

Same

Humor is just gone now

[civic ledge]

Yes

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Ig i dont understand tiktok etc bc my favourite humour is 1960-2000 british comedies

[civic ledge]

Back when people werent snowflakes with jokes and those people the joke was targeted to laughed at it themselves and you could actually make original humour

[dreamy thistle]

Do I send one last meme or no

[dusty plover]

+respect

[civic ledge]

Dont get me started on those "respect" shorts i see everywhere 💀

[dreamy thistle]

Chaplin's comedy film

It's mix with the thing I like

[dusty plover]

I meant that I respect you more for that message, idk what those respect shorts are thankfully

[civic ledge]

Oh phew

Yeh you dont wanna know respect shorts

You just grab footage from a random show or movie and add the words "respect" and it instantly becomes meaningful

[serene marsh]

I LOVE SOOBIN (caps)

[dreamy thistle]

Who the fudge is this

[civic ledge]

I can edit this and put "respect" on it, put the correct song on and it will get 700k likes on youtube shorts

[serene marsh]

idk read my name

i love yeonjun soobin taehyun hyuka and beomgu

beomgyu

[civic ledge]

Thats how bad they are 💀

[dreamy thistle]

Who the fudge is dat

[serene marsh]

what

[dusty plover]

That’s 2022 society for you

[radiant sundial]

.

[dusty knoll]

.

[dreamy thistle]

Well it's it I'll be not sending memes from now on

[heavy pond]

Lmao

[dusty plover]

Feel free to post them in a memes channel in a different server but it’s not really meant for here

Yk

[civic ledge]

Respect

This is basically what i see on yt shorts 💀

[dusty plover]

True

[radiant sundial]

.

the speed tho-

[civic ledge]

They have to be sped up

[radiant sundial]

w h y

[dreamy thistle]

Well guys early good night I might sleep

[serene marsh]

And you’re in NA? 🤔

[civic ledge]

💀

[dreamy thistle]

Bro

[serene marsh]

Bruv*

[dreamy thistle]

no

[radiant sundial]

.

[dreamy thistle]

I'm from mars

[dusty plover]

That’s my fav region

[serene marsh]

No wonder why your humour is so out there

[dreamy thistle]

Bro it's a joke

[dusty plover]

I don’t even know how to reply to that

[dreamy thistle]

You replay to it

Oh cmon

No jokes no memes that's what y'all guys want me with humour

Fine then

[viscid jacinth]

i agree with this statement

[serene marsh]

MM

[dusty plover]

No the other guy knew you were joking, he was poking fun

[dreamy thistle]

..

[serene marsh]

Chillax my guy

[civic ledge]

You just ended him oml 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Your ‘about me’ gives me a headache

[serene marsh]

YES

[lament stag]

CRYING

[serene marsh]

🙂

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[dreamy thistle]

This is a murdermystery room right??

[dreamy thistle]

What the

[radiant sundial]

._.

[dusty knoll]

#1 on trending for gaming

[civic ledge]

XD

[radiant sundial]

.

[dusty knoll]

not much less entertaining than the current actual #1

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[heavy pond]

Ur jokes suck tho

[heavy pond]

Hi:0

[dusty knoll]

why are murder mystery players so painfully dumb

i ran to get the sheriff cap and was shot by the person who got it

[civic ledge]

Prolly thought you were a hatcamper

[lament stag]

hello there :P

[civic ledge]

Unless you held out your bow the entire time its understandable

[dusty knoll]

i'm still mad about it and i'm gonna be mad at you too just because

love u tho

[dusty plover]

That happened to me when I was the murderer even tho I didn’t even kill the sheriff and happened to be in the area. Wrong place wrong time ig lol

[civic ledge]

Hello still mad about it and i'm gonna be mad at you too just because, my name is Starr

[dusty knoll]

i hate you

[civic ledge]

[dusty plover]

Fr tho the mm playerbase is backtracking in iq

[civic ledge]

Indeed

[dusty knoll]

that's just every community on hive

[civic ledge]

Facts

[radiant sundial]

lol

very true tho

[dusty knoll]

2 people have walked directly into my shot now

this is angering me beyond belief.

[weak olive]

Literally they always do that

[dusty knoll]

yeah like why

1 innocent left and he's hiding. i'm just gonna requeue

[dapper cloud]

Absolutely AnAbursdName left the game while become a murderer

[dreamy thistle]

Why would this girl shoot me he has 3 sec I have a bow why did you shoot me u have 3 sec To realize I have a bow still shoot me cause its already charged

[dusty plover]

I feel your pain

[dusty plover]

Just wait for the innocent detector

[dusty knoll]

nons all share a collective iq, and it is about 40

[dreamy thistle]

Why I have a bow why you gotto shoot me she shoot me but she looks at me 3 sec and then shoot

Wt fudge

[dusty knoll]

i waited and won. somehow.

apparently queueing crashes onix client now

[dreamy thistle]

[viscid jacinth]

If i q too much, I crash faster

[dusty plover]

I don’t q in mm

[dusty knoll]

ok at this point it's intentional

i literally had my bow out and an innocent shot me

there's no way someone isn't intentionally this damn stupid

[dusty plover]

Targeting is a bit of an issue, luckily one I haven’t encountered

[serene marsh]

Just happened right now to me thank you

[dusty knoll]

wow

still only one loss tho ;D gotta love Not requeueing after i die

[serene marsh]

I want your skills

How can you play and sleep at the same time?

[civic ledge]

if you cant q why dont you r

[dusty plover]

You on an alt or new?

[manic oriole]

i dont get it

[civic ledge]

What comes after q

[manic oriole]

OH

[civic ledge]

💀

[manic oriole]

w?

[civic ledge]

Thats only if youre a sweat

[manic oriole]

(on the keyboard dw im not dumb)

[dusty knoll]

eviioka is kind of an alt..? it's complicated

[dreamy thistle]

Wdym

Oh I tell it it's a old time ago

[viscid jacinth]

R?

[manic oriole]

I asked that same question

[dreamy thistle]

I just said it lol cause somone said this

[manic oriole]

scroll up like 12 messages

[civic ledge]

S?

[viscid jacinth]

I’m not doing this LMAO

[civic ledge]

[dreamy thistle]

S

[manic oriole]

omg omg omg I know this one its T right

[civic ledge]

ST

What next

[dreamy thistle]

What do you mean

[dusty knoll]

people who camp corners have a special place in hell

directly above hat campers

[civic ledge]

THANKYOU

[dreamy thistle]

Stardoom

You boy

[dusty knoll]

they're some of the lowest skill players possible

[civic ledge]

💀

[dusty knoll]

LOL

[civic ledge]

High elims ≠ skill because alot of them vote office 100% of the time to corner camp and their elims are so basic

[dreamy thistle]

Ø

[dusty knoll]

true true. i agree with your statement

[dreamy thistle]

ⁿ⁰

[dusty plover]

Bruh

[dreamy thistle]

Whats ta problem

[civic ledge]

Glad theres someome who agrees

Using third person at corners is fine as long as its not literally 3/4 of the game 💀

[dusty knoll]

YES

[civic ledge]

Might aswell go to tw and camp a bridge wait for the person to cross to sb spam them off

[dreamy thistle]

ⁿ⁰

The third person trick dint work star

[dusty knoll]

cringe statement

[dusty plover]

Yes

[dusty knoll]

LOL fr

[dreamy thistle]

Bruh fr?

Nah I don't wanna fight no one

[dusty knoll]

u goofy bro why would you even say that then

thats one of the easiest things for anyone to argue about

[pallid summit]

isnt it called vent camp or something

[dusty plover]

Well go ahead and read Starr’s about me rq

[dreamy thistle]

Bruh

[civic ledge]

Vent campers are even worse

Its so cheesy

[pallid summit]

theyre more common

[dusty knoll]

i tabbed into discord and it got me killed

[pallid summit]

the decent ones at least

[civic ledge]

I rarely see them but when i do its just huge bruh

[dusty knoll]

they exist?

[pallid summit]

ive never been shot by a corner camper

[dreamy thistle]

Hm.

[civic ledge]

Somehow yes

[pallid summit]

yeah :((

[dusty knoll]

why.

[dreamy thistle]

I remember getting killed by a lvl 1

[dusty knoll]

they're pointless

[pallid summit]

u find out who the murd is and u camp in the vent and its a free shop

[dusty knoll]

no one goes int he vents

[pallid summit]

shot*

i play on eso cuz i can get decent elims most of the time

[civic ledge]

Thats why they stay there probably

[pallid summit]

and no one knows abt the secret passage thing so there arent many campers

[civic ledge]

They have 2 routes to get out of to run away, and an easy shot

[dusty plover]

I’ve had a couple games where there’s a corner camper in there

[pallid summit]

ive only had one and it was easy to deal with

i get vent campers every other murd game on office tho

[dreamy thistle]

I'm going to other rooms

[dusty knoll]

tbh eso is overhated

i love it as a murderer i get insanely fast wins on it

only complaint is that it's so open that you'll probably get shot before you know where they are

[dreamy thistle]

I'm back

Still can't sleep

[dusty knoll]

just close your eyes lol

[dusty plover]

I used to only vote eso when I thought I’d be murderer because I was scared of being seen, then I realized the value of quick games so I now prefer office and toy house

[dreamy thistle]

Eh I know you will say that

[dusty knoll]

cuz i'm right

i say getting less sleep than anyone else in here by far

[dreamy thistle]

Your always right

[dusty knoll]

true

[dreamy thistle]

Yup