🕵・murder-mystery

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[outer condor]

who are u

[celest tusk]

xrzly

[barren raven]

I smell a cap

[celest tusk]

you just lack skill then

[stray oriole]

Better gaming chair-

[celest tusk]

yes

[civic ledge]

💀

[celest tusk]

well i had more than 6 eliminations can't lie

[civic ledge]

Those are your all time stats 💀

Cant view monthly 💀

[celest tusk]

i'm level 9 thats why still easy

[proven granite]

how the hey quandale dingle here huhihihehe did you view the leaderboards or stats.

[stray oriole]

Grandma: Half fairy Mom: Fairy Me: Fairy

[serene marsh]

CAPS

[stray oriole]

Dad:HEY there! QUANDALE dingle here WUIHIHIUI🐴🐴

[serene marsh]

Also dad: my uncle goofy ahh ahh took too much melatonin and forgotten to wake up 😃

[stray oriole]

I died because of laughter

@serene marsh if I reach level 79 today you gonna buy me McDonald’s? 😏

[serene marsh]

HMMM

Sure c:

[radiant sundial]

.

[serene marsh]

Oh because you’re 78 how smooth 😏

[stray oriole]

HAHAH

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[stray oriole]

I am so close to 79 😩😩

[jade marten]

POTATO

BANANA

[stray oriole]

Carrot

[radiant sundial]

how about if you reach level 80

[serene marsh]

Nah 79

[radiant sundial]

hm

[stray oriole]

Would take too long

Imma just say 👹

Make his pockets hurt 💳💳

Wait imma buy a booster so we say level 80

[serene marsh]

You know they activate instantly right?

[stray oriole]

So imma just play the whole day mm not like I wanted to play dbd or stuff

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

not really, just grind the entire day

[stray oriole]

[serene marsh]

It won’t take her that long.. she’s better than me

Right becci?

[stray oriole]

Sorry I died before you, what?

[stray oriole]

Well.. true 😌

I just got shot- I hate mm for real 😭 I’m level 79 btw

[radiant sundial]

.-.

i'm level 100 btw

jk

[stray oriole]

xd

[civic ledge]

Hello level 79 btw, my name is Starr

[stray oriole]

Hello Starr! Nice to meet ya (:

[dapper venture]

good job

[civic ledge]

Helo

[jade marten]

one does not simply kill thanos

[stray oriole]

I just smacked

[civic ledge]

One does not simply one does nots

[opal steppe]

I just shot somebody else because I thought they were the murderer and when I checked this chat, I thought it was you

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[jade marten]

noice

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

I cannot wait to log onto mm today/s

[stray oriole]

Wait did I kill you? xd

[jade marten]

yeah lol

im just playing on my alt

mm is just boring without lvling up rn

[stray oriole]

HAHAH I was getting mad cause you always turned around 😭

[civic ledge]

mm is just boring rn

[stray oriole]

Oh bah i get an idea

[civic ledge]

Tequila slammer mm

[stray oriole]

If I get level 80 you buy me a paper human stand of ghost face @serene marsh

[stray oriole]

HAHAH well that too xd would laugh ma a off

[serene marsh]

Decide; McDonald’s or that

[stray oriole]

ThAtS hard i wanna eat McDonald’s and smash ghost-

[serene marsh]

I swear if you say both-

[scarlet leaf]

HIVE WITHOUT MURDER PRESTIGE player online 3000 HIVE WITH MURDER PRESTIGE player online 200000000000000000000000000000000000000

[civic ledge]

Sus

[stray oriole]

No I mean it

Like I said it

[stray oriole]

I would like both.. and the plushie HAHAHAH

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

damn thats a lot of things just for getting to level 80-

[stray oriole]

Make his pockets hurt 💳💳

[scarlet leaf]

H I V E MURDER pReStIgE

[civic ledge]

So mm prestige will increase the world population by 2.5e28

[serene marsh]

She gets what she wants-

[civic ledge]

Thats all the more reason to deny the idea

[stray oriole]

Lmao xd

[civic ledge]

The world is already overpopulated enough

[radiant sundial]

i mean i'm not complaining you do you

[stray oriole]

Facts

[civic ledge]

Wait not increase

[stray oriole]

Prestige in general is just trash

[civic ledge]

multiply

[stray oriole]

If prestige comes in mm I will leave hive prop

[civic ledge]

And i dont blame you at all

[radiant sundial]

.

[scarlet leaf]

hive would be next level if they add a murder mistury prestige

[serene marsh]

Off to CC we gooo

[radiant sundial]

no

[civic ledge]

Atleast spell mystery right 💀

[jade marten]

mistury

[civic ledge]

Its literally right above you in the chat name my guy 💀

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[serene marsh]

Leave him be it takes an awful lot of effort to move your eyes

[civic ledge]

The time ive spent on cc skyblock will increase rapidly

[jade marten]

that is very trtue

true

[civic ledge]

Im already pass 27 days

[stray oriole]

Nah- 💀💀

Maybe he’s deaf in the eyes right @serene marsh

[scarlet leaf]

#🕵・murder-mystery

[jade marten]

'deaf in the eyes' 💀

[glossy token]

wagwan my drillas

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[jade marten]

wanwag

[civic ledge]

Wagwan may

[radiant sundial]

hiii mayyy

[jade marten]

nawgaw

[glossy token]

heyyy

[scarlet leaf]

Murder prestige would be POG

[civic ledge]

Gawnaw

[jade marten]

POG = pile of garbage

[civic ledge]

YES

LMAO

[radiant sundial]

how are youuu?

[opal steppe]

Today I learned that I am incredibly gullible because somebody said that a completely gray skin was the murderer, shot them, and died. I later watched as he collected my sheriff hat.

[glossy token]

good wby

[glossy token]

ur only saying thatbcuz u maxed all gamemodesbso fhat means u cant grind tw cuz u need to grind mm and u find mm boring

[civic ledge]

I havent finished tw yet

[radiant sundial]

i'm oki

[civic ledge]

I cant play pvp with either controllers rn

And i hate tw too much

[glossy token]

no

u love it

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[civic ledge]

No i dont 💀

Ask leapie, ask su

[glossy token]

why do u play it sm

[civic ledge]

I maxed bridge

You dont know

[glossy token]

whats u fav gamemode

[civic ledge]

How much

I hate bridge

[civic ledge]

Probably hns rn

If i cant count cc sb

[glossy token]

poop

[civic ledge]

Dr is annoying

[glossy token]

doo doo

i fonished year 10

[civic ledge]

Fun

[glossy token]

today

one more year of high school woop wooop

[civic ledge]

Dont choose sixth form 💀

[glossy token]

i am

LOL

how else am i gonna be an astronaut

[civic ledge]

Be prepared for 2 years of crippling depression then :(

[glossy token]

cant rlly do btec

[civic ledge]

College

[scarlet leaf]

Can you vote for it?

[glossy token]

nk CUZ im not doing. BTEXH

[civic ledge]

No

[scarlet leaf]

Please

[civic ledge]

College>sixthform 100%

I did sixth form may it was terrible 😭

[glossy token]

but i wanna be an astroanut i cant be an astroanut without a levels

[civic ledge]

£100000

Bc then i can get java and go to hypixel mm and then hive can do what they want

And i dont have to care

[scarlet leaf]

:/

[glossy token]

L bozo ratio

[jade marten]

i would play high pickle mm but they have no eu servers and the ping is worse than as on hive

[civic ledge]

Waitwhat

They have no eu servers??

[jade marten]

nope

[scarlet leaf]

murder prestige = tw prestige

[civic ledge]

Well theres always hypixel skyblock i can go to

[glossy token]

I playrd hypixel and oh my god the LAG

the lag

u cant move at all

its that bad

[dapper venture]

yeah it’s bad

[glossy token]

imnnver playingbon hypisel again

[stray oriole]

hypisel

[jade marten]

high pickle

[stray oriole]

High moomoo thanos

[civic ledge]

High

[jade marten]

💀

[outer condor]

woah that’s what I did

[outer condor]

you just have garbage wifi

[radiant sundial]

lmao

[civic ledge]

@stray oriole why didnt u shoot me

U coulda had me so easy

:(

[stray oriole]

I know

[civic ledge]

Im on my amazon controller i cant aim or move at all

Ayo ayo

[stray oriole]

HAHAH

[civic ledge]

Oh well just another 15 kill game i can put thomas behind

[radiant sundial]

AYO

AYOO

[stray oriole]

Wanna join?

[radiant sundial]

join what- 🤨

[stray oriole]

Stardoom and me

[civic ledge]

...

[jade marten]

😳

[serene marsh]

😦

[serene marsh]

@glossy token will

[civic ledge]

........

[stray oriole]

Nooo imma keep stardoom for myself

[civic ledge]

I

[radiant sundial]

.......

[civic ledge]

Im getting a little uncomfortable-

[radiant sundial]

WTH

[stray oriole]

[stray oriole]

Im kidding dw

[sturdy crystal]

hi!

[stray oriole]

Hola

Como estas

[sturdy crystal]

how want join my /cs in murd?

[civic ledge]

Naw

[sturdy crystal]

ok

how level 100?

[stray oriole]

Are you good ?

[sturdy crystal]

yes iam level 100

i met helper

[stray oriole]

Are you German ?

[sturdy crystal]

no french

[stray oriole]

Nice

👌🏻

[sturdy crystal]

ok

[glossy token]

ur dad is garbag

[stray oriole]

May going fully on parents 😭

[glossy token]

yes

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

.

[radiant sundial]

._.

[outer condor]

na man he’s pretty cool

very badass as well

[scarlet leaf]

Murder prestige plz

[radiant sundial]

LMAO

[civic ledge]

And guess what

The second i shoot him

The murd makes their first kill -_-

This game hates me so much lmao

[radiant sundial]

.

lol

[ancient sigil]

Just had a 35 seconds murderer game on Toy House

[dapper cloud]

[civic ledge]

How many kills

[ancient sigil]

14

[civic ledge]

Wow

[stray oriole]

Respekt

[heavy pond]

Do you know when the leaderboards will be back up

[ancient sigil]

replay id

[dapper cloud]

YOINK

[civic ledge]

Tbh thats mad

[ancient sigil]

Nope

[heavy pond]

damn alright

[stray oriole]

Krieg ich ein Autogramm

[civic ledge]

@stray oriole

[stray oriole]

Wait

Im in a Rourke

Round

[serene marsh]

Thomas the bruh engine lmao

[heavy pond]

Are you okay

[civic ledge]

Yep

[stray oriole]

Ah hell nah HAHAH i would have raged quit 💀 but the music keeps me alive

[radiant sundial]

no shes not :')

[civic ledge]

He and that other guy kept tbagging me in the graveyard

Seriously pathetic😭

[stray oriole]

I did that one time.. he reported me 👌🏻

[stray oriole]

Never was

[heavy pond]

Sad

[stray oriole]

Still need therapy 👌🏻

[stray oriole]

But fr why would someone do that.. 😭

@serene marsh can we please switch aigan so you die first?

[glossy token]

k.

[civic ledge]

Idk

[serene marsh]

I’ll take the games less serious now :3

[stray oriole]

Nono continue

[serene marsh]

But I already got like 5 elims in 7 mins

[radiant sundial]

.

[stray oriole]

Make it 6

[radiant sundial]

lucky son of a- jk

[stray oriole]

Fr.. all just luck 🤲🏻

[serene marsh]

Yeah- she’s my lucky charm

[stray oriole]

Make it 7

Nah when I’m murder I will snack you like chicken nuggets @serene marsh

[radiant sundial]

AYO

[serene marsh]

👀

[stray oriole]

Didn’t mean it like that-

[glossy token]

baby who cares ik u care

bring it over to my place u dk what u did, did to me

ur body language speaks to me

idk what u did, did to me

ur body language speaks to me

[jade marten]

.

[civic ledge]

Wha

[radiant sundial]

may be singing song lyrics? 🤨

[glossy token]

yes

[jade marten]

why

[stray oriole]

Bet

[civic ledge]

Maybe

[stray oriole]

Voice reveal with this song HAHAHA

[glossy token]

this is murder mystery in real life

so dont delete it mods.

[radiant sundial]

.

[stray oriole]

HAHAH

[outer condor]

emo

[stray oriole]

Excuse you?

Ritzi ritzi aua aua gib mir deine Emo power

Klatschi klatschi aua aua da wird der Emo sauer

[civic ledge]

Tiktok💀

Tictac>tiktok

[stray oriole]

HAHAH

[radiant sundial]

.

[jade marten]

bruh

[glossy token]

oh wai t it has a swear word oops

lemme delete it real quick

EW

no

[stray oriole]

Yes 😍

[glossy token]

hes not all that

[radiant sundial]

.-.

hmmm

[stray oriole]

He is- just.. 😩

[glossy token]

this man>>>>

[stray oriole]

Does he play mm tho? HAHAH

[glossy token]

yes he deloes

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Me getting murderer be like

[glossy token]

this is a murder mystery k drama

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[glossy token]

LOL same

[stray oriole]

ooop-

[glossy token]

7/10

[stray oriole]

I’ll accept that

[glossy token]

hes a gamer he plays hive soemtimrs

[stray oriole]

Not really my type tbh

[glossy token]

he is my type

mexicans😍😍

[stray oriole]

AHAHAHAH

[stray oriole]

Take him

[glossy token]

nah

[radiant sundial]

0-0

w h y

why so many random hot guys 0-0

[stray oriole]

Soccer boys>>>>

😍😍

[glossy token]

cuz hot

[glossy token]

u need a soccer man then

not a.. cough cough

[real blade]

Me as murderer trying not to act suspicious

[stray oriole]

Had one, missed the chance 😭

[radiant sundial]

.

[stray oriole]

But I’m really happy right now so It doesn’t really matter

[civic ledge]

Imagine trying to not act suspicious 😭

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[glossy token]

the guy w afro hair is so fine

[radiant sundial]

me over here swinging my sword like a crazy person

[glossy token]

anyways

[radiant sundial]

.

wth

[stray oriole]

Ghost face

😏👌🏻

[radiant sundial]

._.

[radiant sundial]

i agree with this tho

[civic ledge]

Bruh istg ive spent nearly 2 hours on this quest

13 teleporters

No matter how many times im voting manor or spaceship im not getting them

Ive had manor once

[radiant sundial]

.

lmao

[stray oriole]

Wanna play together? We would have 4 votes

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[stray oriole]

[civic ledge]

I dont play in parties anymore

But ty

[radiant sundial]

lol

[stray oriole]

Sure

[civic ledge]

Lmao just had a eso win w amazon controller 💀

Kinda close 1v1 too

[radiant sundial]

i'm always playing in a party with moon 👀

[civic ledge]

I just almost never play in parties

[radiant sundial]

i'm always playing with moon 25/7 👀

[civic ledge]

Finally got manor

Like nearly 3 hours jc

[radiant sundial]

lol

[stray oriole]

It is real love if you never get annoyed by that person 😩

[civic ledge]

No

[stray oriole]

Okay sorry

[civic ledge]

Nono is not a sorry

Like with best friends, you need to get annoyed with someone atleast a couple times

Thas how i see it

[radiant sundial]

i'm never annoyed by moon, i'm only annoyed by mm sometimes :')

[stray oriole]

Best friends or couple

[civic ledge]

Both

[stray oriole]

Same tbh

[radiant sundial]

hm

[glossy token]

pooooop

[stray oriole]

I think you’re Partner should also be you’re best friend

[radiant sundial]

why you say poop?

[civic ledge]

Finally a good elim

Took me long enough

[radiant sundial]

"noot"

[civic ledge]

Dis one def for the montage woohoo

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[glossy token]

poop

[radiant sundial]

p o o p

[haughty canopy]

p o o p

[glossy token]

LUXCS

[radiant sundial]

p o o p

[civic ledge]

2016 humour

[radiant sundial]

lol

[dusty knoll]

peak comedy tbh

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Just realised i needa decide on a song to use..

Bruh i didnt reply to that -_-

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Meant for this*

[radiant sundial]

lol

[civic ledge]

Guess ima listen to a godton of 7kingZ tonight lmao

[dusty knoll]

either i have severe muscle spasms or i need a new mouse

[civic ledge]

Either mc genuinely has a sprint bug or i need a new controller

[dusty knoll]

no togglesprint? 👽

[civic ledge]

I do

It still bugs out

I use L3 for sprint

[dusty knoll]

i forgot my sprint key cuz i just

[civic ledge]

Cuz its weird my good controller has it not the amazon one

But on legacy my sprint is fine on both

Just 1.19 my good controller has sprint bug

[dusty knoll]

thats weird

perhaps mojang made another bug and hasn't bothered to fix it

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[civic ledge]

Ye but only one of my controllers have it 😭

Which is my good one

[dusty knoll]

oh so it's your controller sucking

okay well in that case

we're in the same boat

actually no, the same ocean, but very different boats

[civic ledge]

Idk

Because other ppl have it

[dusty knoll]

considering how cheap controllers are made

[civic ledge]

And when i load legacy mc, the controller doesnt

[dusty knoll]

oh

[civic ledge]

My one is official

[dusty knoll]

compatibility issues ?

[dusty knoll]

considering how cheap controllers are made

[civic ledge]

Cant be

My one is bought from sony

Not amazon or ebay

Its an official dualshock 4 not a controller "made for ps4"

[dapper cloud]

[civic ledge]

My amazon controller is "made for ps4"

My good one is official dualshock 4

Yet thats the one that has it😭

[gritty ice]

Wassup chat ⟟ forgot abt yall

[quasi oxide]

looks like you don't have any memory of this place

zing

[civic ledge]

Bazinga

Hi su :D

[quasi oxide]

hi starri

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Guys whas soundin better to ye's
Came To Win
Unstoppable

[quasi oxide]

Supernatural
<3

[civic ledge]

That wasnt an option 😭

I cant make a montage called Supernatural 😭

[quasi oxide]

DAMN IT

it's for a montage

[civic ledge]

Yeh tonight ima start workin on montage numero 4 :D

Need way more clips ofc just gt make a start

[quasi oxide]

I thought you meant hub titles

[civic ledge]

Nahh

Oml if Hive used 7kingZ songs as hub titles

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[quasi oxide]

if they were cool

[civic ledge]

7kingZ is far more than cool

[quasi oxide]

I meant hive

[civic ledge]

Ohh

[quasi oxide]

halloween 2020 🙏

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[quasi oxide]

old ppl tings

[civic ledge]

I wasn't there 😭

I joined nov 2020 😭

[quasi oxide]

F

[civic ledge]

:(

[quasi oxide]

you missed out on the best season

[civic ledge]

By one month😭

[quasi oxide]

couldn't be me

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Welp time to go through every 7kingZ song except My World Now, Gloves are Comin' off and Legendary

[topaz shore]

I joined in August 2020 but wasn't playing that much

[quasi oxide]

p sure I made this acc around june 2020

[hushed lion]

56 more games and then I could finally say I've played this 10,000 times ;-;

[civic ledge]

Eyyyy

Nicee

[hushed lion]

And I'm doing this on a low mental state so this is greattttt

[topaz shore]

good luck 👀

[civic ledge]

Ive been doing that since october

You got this

[hushed lion]

Wait I got it wrong I meant 46 I would have went over-

[glossy token]

TheGreatNahp

AphidBlade67

Starrdoom

Asurakt

[topaz shore]

may7779

[glossy token]

YourMum

[topaz shore]

YourDad

[civic ledge]

Kopusu

[quasi oxide]

YourGrandpappy

[glossy token]

30YearOldMan*

[quasi oxide]

wet fart

[civic ledge]

[radiant sundial]

lmaooo

[quasi oxide]

EW STARRI

you wet farted

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Im sighing at May not you >:(

[glossy token]

K.

[radiant sundial]

what even is that-

[glossy token]

I hope u guys never eat mangoes ever in ur life again

[hushed lion]

I've heard it too much due to my friends and I know what it sounds like..

[civic ledge]

A wet fart?
2016 humour

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Mangoes are delicious

[radiant sundial]

oh?

[quasi oxide]

no 2022 humor

[radiant sundial]

sus

[civic ledge]

21st centuary humour

[hushed lion]

Mangoes are amazing, I normally eat one weekly

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[hushed lion]

I feel scarred because of it

[radiant sundial]

dam

welp-

[hushed lion]

e

[radiant sundial]

i forgot my status was "𝙸'𝚖 𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝 𝚞𝚠𝚞" ;-;

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[civic ledge]

My status just depicts my mood 24/7

[quasi oxide]

and you're listening to juice wrld

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

No im not

[radiant sundial]

shush

[quasi oxide]

not you

no

[civic ledge]

Im watching a backwards track mario kart wii knockout tournament

😭

[glossy token]

L bozo ratio

[quasi oxide]

F in chat ur white deal with it

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[civic ledge]

💀

[radiant sundial]

who?

[quasi oxide]

prob everyone here

[radiant sundial]

oop-

lol

[civic ledge]

@quasi oxide did u see thiss

[quasi oxide]

yea I brushed it off as the usual 8 year olds in this game

[glossy token]

L bozo ratio

[quasi oxide]

your pfp is a cat + you're still white + counter ratio + ur mum

[stray oriole]

@radiant sundial @serene marsh made it 🐴

[civic ledge]

Eyyy welcome to Red

[stray oriole]

Thank you finallyyyy

[civic ledge]

Youre in the Red Zone

[stray oriole]

Looks pretty will never leave prop

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

Lvl 100 shd let you choose your level color 😭

I want purple so bad

[radiant sundial]

i want

b l a c k

[civic ledge]

No out of the current colors

[radiant sundial]

hmmm

[civic ledge]

So grey, orange, yellow, cyan, purple, green, red or blue

[radiant sundial]

then i would make it red

[stray oriole]

Red or cyan

[radiant sundial]

if i cant have black then i'll take red lol

[quasi oxide]

teal or dark blue

[civic ledge]

Teal?

Looks like cyan to me

[radiant sundial]

._.

it looks light blue to me

[stray oriole]

In Germany we say

Türkis

Naja eher hell blau

[radiant sundial]

h u h ?

[stray oriole]

Yes

[civic ledge]

No

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[manic oriole]

what

whys a cat pfp a bad thing

[quasi oxide]

it's not it was a joke

[manic oriole]

oh

[quasi oxide]

.

[manic oriole]

hah

[quasi oxide]

I thought the ur mom sold that

[manic oriole]

well no i got that it was a joke

it just felt kinda meh bc everyone who says those things unironically are already jokes

so ur just making a joke about a joke

[quasi oxide]

i dont have braincells for this

[manic oriole]

i just didnt expect to see "cat pfp" in there bc i've never heard that one before

[radiant sundial]

.

[quasi oxide]

it wasn't serious 😭

[civic ledge]

ur mum dont have the braincells

[quasi oxide]

DAMN IT

[civic ledge]

[quasi oxide]

get back into dms cutie

[radiant sundial]

ayo?

[stray oriole]

[eternal gate]

robot rampage

literally dodged hitscan like hell

[radiant sundial]

._.

[stray oriole]

[eternal gate]

what did i do wrong qwq

[civic ledge]

Lmaoo i love making murderers q the millisecond i elim them

[radiant sundial]

.

[hushed lion]

e

[stray oriole]

Nothing

[civic ledge]

Bro i just lost a murd game bc all 4 people stuck together

Literally

3 sticking together at once i dodge all shots thrown but 4 hiding as a corner is what took them to kill me

[stray oriole]

Human tank

[civic ledge]

I had pink aswell

They needed 4 people sticking together to elim someone playing with a trash quality controller

💀

Thats murd loss number 5 this month

Wonderful

Its hilarous when people stick together hiding to elim someone

Even needed height advantage with spaceship costume 💀

[radiant sundial]

;-;

[civic ledge]

I literally only lose to halfassed strategies now

Its hysterical

[radiant sundial]

dam

i just die cause i'm bad :')

[civic ledge]

Bro are u kidding me

I just had a straight shot at murderer

Someone who was WATCHING the murderer kill

Walks infront of me as i take my shot

[radiant sundial]

.

[hushed lion]

That happens too often

[civic ledge]

I was literally 3 blocks away from the murderer the guy saw me aim and yet he still walks infront of me

Do half this playerbase even have a brain sometimes

[hushed lion]

Nope

Remind you if I must there are people who will walk up to you as you're holding a bow and shoot you for no reason most of them are low levels and you can't even walk towards Sheriff at times because if they're in the middle of the hallway and you got to walk by them they'll be like oh you're trying to kill me and then shoot you and it's like wow..

[radiant sundial]

.

the amount of times i've seen the sheriff shoot a random innocent for no reason is insane-

[civic ledge]

Just had a guy walk infront of murderer so i couldnt shoot the murd kills me and the other guy somehow gets away wth

[radiant sundial]

.-.

[stray oriole]

@serene marsh Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines BLÜMELEIN und das heißt!?!?

[serene marsh]

ERIKAAAA

[radiant sundial]

??

[stray oriole]

❤️❤️

[civic ledge]

Bro i almost had 3 360s today

But i missed 2 by the tiniest little bit 😭

[radiant sundial]

.

[radiant sundial]

idek what this says :')

[stray oriole]

It’s a German song

[radiant sundial]

uh

[charred musk]

Lets see if my lobby got and disc users

[radiant sundial]

hm

[true gazelle]

Eh. Not the best quality video but still wanna show this.😅
(First time I posted something here)

[charred musk]

Cleannn

[true gazelle]

Thanks!

[charred musk]

Of coursies

i just wanna compare stats if anyone wanna show theirs

[radiant sundial]

hm

[true gazelle]

I'll show mine after I rejoin hive

[serene marsh]

Nice

[radiant sundial]

level 69

[charred musk]

Just barely got there and I'm happy pff

[radiant sundial]

hmm

[charred musk]

Hihi

[radiant sundial]

ello

[charred musk]

😭

[radiant sundial]

lol

[charred musk]

W skin

[radiant sundial]

very w

[charred musk]

Tried to replicate that but some dude jumped in the way rip

[civic ledge]

Tyyy :)

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[charred musk]

Dont thank its just a fact smh

[radiant sundial]

f a c t s

[civic ledge]

Hehhe

[radiant sundial]

these aren't my stats of rn but this is the last time i screenshotted

i cant take a screenshot now cause i'm comm banned on xbox rn :')

[charred musk]

😭 pink bug ughhh

[true gazelle]

Heres my stats

[charred musk]

Got more or less the same victory to loss ratio

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[pallid summit]

why am i getting pinged abt this on a break from the internet

i feel like im the one getting harrassed lmao

[mortal spire]

My stat xD

[serene marsh]

K

[haughty canopy]

SHUTUP

[civic ledge]

Huh

@serene marsh nice one

ggs :')

Atleast u got those terrible teamers XD

[serene marsh]

Thank you c:

[civic ledge]

Bro i just lost another bloody kurd game

This controller is so trash

What is wrong with me jc why am i so trash at murd suddenly

Literal people who just camp together and instantly run away are trash players

Players are getting mad lucky on me today smh..

[radiant sundial]

hm..

[civic ledge]

Its true literally out of the very few murd losses ive had this month only 2 were by genuine skill

The rest of them were just insanely lucky

[radiant sundial]

._.

i die from trash players too :')

oh well :')

[dapper cloud]

Surely i won't get targeted by lvl 100s

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[civic ledge]

I dont even target when im murd

Alot of the best murderers target

[radiant sundial]

same, i just kill whoever i see first

[serene marsh]

Was it them again?

[civic ledge]

Them?

Ohh them

Idk i q'd instantly

I just wanted 1 more elim before i log off

This game is full of halfassed players rn 💀

Time to afk on cc sb for the next 6 hours and drink vodka and listen to music

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

Fun :D

[barren raven]

Im bored

[radiant sundial]

.

[civic ledge]

:D

Ikr

[civic ledge]

Hello bored, my name is Starr

[barren raven]

SHUT

[civic ledge]

No not SHUT, Starr

[bright nebula]

my all the time

[radiant sundial]

hm

[bright nebula]

ik its bad

yet

[radiant sundial]

hm

[civic ledge]

Why murders so low 😭

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[bright nebula]

im bad being murderer

[civic ledge]

:(

[radiant sundial]

this is my all time :')

i have so many deaths 😭

[civic ledge]

My all time 💀

Im probably best eu murderer ngl

I wonder what id be like against the best na murderers

[radiant sundial]

0-0

[civic ledge]

Theres like,, only 2 really good controller murderers in eu i know

Me and Solitude

[radiant sundial]

you almost have more murders than games played 0-0

[civic ledge]

I wish i did

[radiant sundial]

w h y

[civic ledge]

But unfortunately i do lose as murd

:(

[radiant sundial]

i always lose as murd 😭

[civic ledge]

Rarely and if when down to luck

Bc neither controller is really good

[radiant sundial]

imagine

[civic ledge]

This one has crap movement and cant strafe, and my good one has sprint glitch

[radiant sundial]

my controller is fine lol

[civic ledge]

Yet i still win most of them

[radiant sundial]

i bet i would still die to you which is why i don't play eu :')

[civic ledge]

Even in october i was literally busted as murderer

Only one above 4k murders and i had 5.3k

[radiant sundial]

._.

[civic ledge]

Not even lyinn

[radiant sundial]

best murd mm player? 0-0

[civic ledge]

Nah

Im not the best murderer

The best one is in na somewhere

[radiant sundial]

who?

[civic ledge]

Ultimaze is really good, Mystxc was amazing but he did target apparently

[radiant sundial]

.-.

i'm not good at either roles tbh :')

i'm just an eh player

[civic ledge]

Out of the active players im inclined to believe i am best murderer if not top3 or 5

Too many people q now

[radiant sundial]

oop-

[jade marten]

my stats are horrible-

i had way too many deaths before i even cared about stats

[civic ledge]

Im honestly starting to care less about elim/death now

I just want trickshots, murd wins (preferably fast)

I still need to break dans 15 kill wr

Id prefer good elims over more elims

[wide spindle]

For me, you are the best

[civic ledge]

In october i was :)

But naw

Not anymore

[wide spindle]

You areee

[civic ledge]

Not the best overall

Best controller trickshotter, maybe best trickshotter idk, best eu murderer

[wide spindle]

Your average kills/ murderer round is so incredibly high

[wide spindle]

Alr yea, I am happy with this

[civic ledge]

Yh cus i never q as murd

Idt ive ever q'd as murderer once

Ive only "quitted" as murderer from crashes or wifi going down

[wide spindle]

What was the fastest murderer round with 14-15 kills y'all know?

[civic ledge]

My fastest 14 is 31s
My fastest 15 is 40s

The fastest 15 is 31s

[wide spindle]

Same, those ppl are just afraid to lose

[wide spindle]

Jeez, 31 is insane and also 40

[civic ledge]

31s is the wr held by Dantrains222

I wanna break it so bad

Idt ill ever beat my fastest 14 kills tho

[wide spindle]

I think my highest was 44 with 15, happened only a few days earlier

[civic ledge]

Yeah u told me :)

As i said insane

[wide spindle]

Jeez that's crazy

[civic ledge]

Ofc its not speedrun.com official but honestly who cares about speedrun.com for anything except deathrun for hive

[wide spindle]

Oh right, I remember, I was shaking so bad after💀

[wide spindle]

Ur right

[civic ledge]

Fun fact

Last month

I had more murders than games played

[radiant sundial]

.

[wide spindle]

I calculated them a few days ago, I think they were 13.8 or so

[civic ledge]

Also earlier this month had the same too

[wide spindle]

Wow that's crazy

[wide spindle]

Wow that's crazy

Well, you remember my average ping of 14k, right?💀

[civic ledge]

XD

[civic ledge]

This was last month

[wide spindle]

Wow that's crazy

[civic ledge]

More murders than games played <3

[wide spindle]

Literally cracked

[civic ledge]

Wow thats crazy you keep saying that

[wide spindle]

True tho

[civic ledge]

Tho ngl

My stats this month are completely garbage

[wide spindle]

Same mine too

[civic ledge]

They are the worst ive ever had since i started playing mm

[wide spindle]

Vacation with bad ping and game crashing every 5 mins ruined it for me

[civic ledge]

Me just being bad ruins mine

Since april ive been so bad at mm

[wide spindle]

I am still not max

If I'll keep playing how I am playing, I should be max in 2-3 months💀

[civic ledge]

I just

Dk how to grind anymore lmao

[wide spindle]

Mm isn't even my main tho

[civic ledge]

I seriously cant play mm without losing my mind anymore xD

[wide spindle]

Same for me with gw

Gw makes me go insane

[civic ledge]

Tbh i cant wait to get 20k wins

[wide spindle]

One day I had 198 wins

I played 15 hours straight

[civic ledge]

Cus then im going to hns to grind to hns all time hopefully

[wide spindle]

No eating, no going outside, nothing

[civic ledge]

Whattt

Is wrong w you

😭

[wide spindle]

Alr listen... I was on holidays... and I was bored😭

[topaz shore]

I lost my motivation on playing Ground Wars

[wide spindle]

And I need to defend lb stats

[civic ledge]

I lost my motivation on hive

Which is probably why im so trash now

[wide spindle]

I never had motivation in ANY pvp game

[civic ledge]

Cus around April once i got burnt out on tw i just lost motivation on hive

And april is when i started to suck

[wide spindle]

Yea tbh I can understand that

[topaz shore]

July 15 was when I got 99 wins in a day because I was playing in a party

[wide spindle]

Gw is a game for only ppl with strong nerves

[wide spindle]

Oh wow, that's rlly good

Are u on gw lb?

[topaz shore]

yes

[wide spindle]

Oh nice, what place?

Month and all time

[topaz shore]

monthly

[wide spindle]

I'm monthly 2nd... I should get a life

[topaz shore]

I was on 28th place 4 days ago

[wide spindle]

Oh wow that's crazy

[civic ledge]

I used to be first all time gw 😭

[wide spindle]

I am on vacation that's why I am falling behind Speed really far

[wide spindle]

Starrdoom, the queen herself, cracked at any game

[civic ledge]

False but ty

[wide spindle]

I have no clue what I am in all time, they still not working

[topaz shore]

makes sense since they're maxed in all minigames

[wide spindle]

Yes, ik that

That's why she's cracked

[civic ledge]

Nope

Not lvl 600 in tw

Hate it too much to play it

Not even lvl 400

[wide spindle]

Same tw bad game

[topaz shore]

well I meant maxed level

[wide spindle]

I just hate pvp too much, to enjoy playing tw

[civic ledge]

💀

And im good in lets say... 2 games

Hns and dr

Maybe mm

[wide spindle]

Ur literally best mm player in Europe

[civic ledge]

In the definition of level≠skill

[wide spindle]

Naaaah

[civic ledge]

Very wrong

[wide spindle]

Hns is such a chill game tho

[civic ledge]

Not for a sweaty seeker main

[wide spindle]

Party games > pvp games

[topaz shore]

hns is a game where you can have your funny moments there

[wide spindle]

I only seak on office, Pripyat and Goldrush

[civic ledge]

I seek on all

10+ kills on every map so far kinda okay ig

[wide spindle]

I don't sweat seeker bc I just know every single block on the map

[wide spindle]

That's good

I always chill in China town

[topaz shore]

dr used to be competitive

[wide spindle]

China town there is such a op spot

[civic ledge]

I still speedrun it sometimes

[wide spindle]

Dr good game tho

[civic ledge]

Niceee

Thats goood

[radiant sundial]

._.

fishing for what exactly? 🤨

[celest oar]

hive tools not working for everyone?

[topaz shore]

leaderboards are in maintenance

[radiant sundial]

._.

[jade marten]

love getting shot for no reason

[civic ledge]

Same

[civic ledge]

ok

[dapper cloud]

[civic ledge]

[stray oriole]

[civic ledge]

[manic oriole]

Interesting

[vast ermine]

i just got murder 2 times in a row

one i got to 1 person left and got killed, the next i killed everyone

[manic oriole]

Rip and nice

[civic ledge]

Ripe

[jade marten]

rice

[manic oriole]

Rice

[civic ledge]

Combine n with rip idk if the word isnt allowed or not im not saying it

[manic oriole]

Rinp?

I don’t know the word u mean

Nirp? Is that even a word?

[civic ledge]

3 letters

Starts with n

Ends in p

[jade marten]

nip

yay it worked

[manic oriole]

thats not even a bad word tho

[civic ledge]

Idk its short for something

So i assumed

[manic oriole]

ik what its short for but thats also not a bad word

just a bit weird to say in a mc chat

[civic ledge]

Exactly

And yk what mee6 is like

[manic oriole]

true

[hushed lion]

Indeed

[dusty plover]

Dang all the good murderers are on tonight

[civic ledge]

cries

Im not on >:(

[hushed lion]

Op

[civic ledge]

VERY old clip cus im going through ps4 storage but i never shared this and like woa probably one of my best 90s

That throwable ._.

[gilded ivy]

Woah

Just barely missed you

[civic ledge]

Idk when that elim was probably like May time

Really old for me

Probably got more elims to share in a min lmao

[gilded ivy]

Lol

[civic ledge]

Nvm it was just a bunca trashness i found lol

[gilded ivy]

Oof

[hushed lion]

I just got my kill plucked out of my hand because I was in third person and not focused

[gilded ivy]

I dont even know

They just appeared in front of me with a knife from my pov lol

[blazing torrent]

meow

[heavy pond]

You didn’t see him fall from the sky? lol

[heavy pond]

Fr

[jade marten]

that's great and all but idk who joe is lmao

[hushed lion]

Lmao

[dusty plover]

I don’t like it when people say who it is in chat. It takes the fun out

[civic ledge]

I only like it when im murderer

[manic oriole]

just start lying

[serene marsh]

we use a technique here called lying

whos gonna know if it was bob or alex thats the murderer

[hushed lion]

10k games played and it was with the person who made me start playing

[near valve]

decent enough 360

[near valve]

conrgats!

[hushed lion]

OW damn moon

[hushed lion]

But also ty

[outer condor]

hi murder mystery

[outer condor]

what

[bleak leaf]

The chance I became sheriff/murder is high, but I still innocent lol

[serene marsh]

How are you that unlucky

[outer condor]

they used became instead of become, that’s probably it

[bleak leaf]

Sorry I was bad in English lol

[warped pond]

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