👀・hide-and-seek

[solar dawn]

respect ✊

[queen basalt]

ur not really a good seeker ill pass

anyone wanna grind next month?

[untold pawn]

absolutely diabolical

[queen basalt]

what about it

[storm mirage]

When ur in a seeker party the skill doesn’t really matter 😅

5-6 semi-literate 6-yr-olds could still get 1 minute games

[queen basalt]

it actually which you don’t understand if you want to have efficient wins you’d want to get good or pro seekers who don’t miss blocks and waste time

[queen basalt]

go ahead and test that out let me know how it goes 💀

[short lance]

holy who is this yenoku guy he is getting every single kill

[queen basalt]

who?

[short lance]

yenoku

[weak ibex]

he's yenoku

[weak ibex]

ah so you want the hackers perfect

[queen basalt]

if someone’s good at the game does that make them a hacker??

[weak ibex]

no but the most efficient way to win games is to get a party of hackers

[queen basalt]

yeah go find them there’s a lot of them

[queen basalt]

can you message me the replays of you in their game thanks!

[short lance]

why

[queen basalt]

i want to watch them

is this NA?

[short lance]

nah

[queen basalt]

EU?

[short lance]

yuh

[queen basalt]

send me the replays privately please

[untold pawn]

I mean if you're gonna pass on ppl you should probably include what you need to qualify for the group

[queen basalt]

Seeking Party Requirements

•Must be Ultimate rank
•Must have a KPG of at least 8.88
•Must know all seeking routes by heart
•Missing a block results in automatic removal
•Must vote for Facility every time it appears
•Must be in the Top 100 leaderboard
•Must have at least 90,000 total kills

Failure to meet or maintain these standards will result in removal from the party.

[glacial cedar]

Another zxea alt?

[queen basalt]

how’d you know

[glacial cedar]

Matches the tone

[storm mirage]

Idt it’s zxea

Zxea’s more chill/casual, this guys too articulate

[queen basalt]

I have multiple personalities for everyone

don’t let the people fool you

[glacial cedar]

Also those requirements are a little odd 🤨

?

Thanks hive

Asked for that ✌️

[untold pawn]

Facility requirement is the only reasonable one

[storm mirage]

facility is so mediocre

looks bland as heck, very unrealistic, and isn't fun to run, hide, or seek

whys it built like a moonbase

[lone magnet]

Ong

[untold pawn]

I was /j'ing...

true peak map is tropica

[weak ibex]

what are these requirements 😭

also what happens if you miss a block?

do you like disband the party or smt

[ember furnace]

one block miss= you get your entire family slaughtered

[glacial cedar]

the stuffs family will cheer you on

just don't miss

[fast bronze]

anyone else seen him cheating

[ripe cliff]

idk?

[storm mirage]

Yuh

[ripe cliff]

Do you have proof?

In which map

Plus he told me that you were mad because he always kills you

[ember furnace]

no coorelation js felt like sending that pic

[modest dew]

Reporting Players

The easiest way to report players is by using our in-game reporting feature. You can report a player in your current game, by typing /report in chat.

If you have left the game, you can type /recentreplays in chat, this will allow you to report a player from any of your ten last played games.

You can also report players here on Discord, over in the #🚔・report-rulebreakers channel.

[ember furnace]

son im crine

the big man x is in my game🤔

[raven zealot]

@ember furnace

Bro

[ember furnace]

LMAO

[glacial cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021871565035552799/1068679717848363088/Patrick.gif

[raven zealot]

No way you’re that good

[ember furnace]

missed someone in that game btw✌️

[raven zealot]

How is that even fun?

[ember furnace]

cus im winning

[ripe cliff]

😔

[raven zealot]

No, you’re just a big loser that takes the fun out of the game

Seven kills in a row no way that is not x-ray. Plus you’re probably teaming.

[glacial cedar]

WHAT are you talking about 😭

[ripe cliff]

Well, just queue dodge them if you dont want to see them lol

[ember furnace]

seven kills = cheating im actually crine

😭😭😭😭

[ripe cliff]

7 kills is cheating

[glacial cedar]

wouldn't even qualify for the big party

[ember furnace]

party is js zxea and zlz btw ✌️

[glacial cedar]

not this nonsense again

[raven zealot]

Nawwww you killed half the server one after another

[glacial cedar]

8

[raven zealot]

You let the hunter kill you and then ran around killing people, not even looking in different areas just straight to the hider killing them.

[ember furnace]

who let the defaults on hns chat✌️

[ember furnace]

wha ??

❓

[raven zealot]

Exactly what I said you ran up to the hunters let them kill you and then you go around killing hider one after another running straight up to them

[ember furnace]

im also not doing allat for cheats on xbox because im a lazy individual

[raven zealot]

OK, and I’m on mobile????

[ember furnace]

you cant really cheat on xbox ..

[storm mirage]

Smh

[raven zealot]

You can’t really cheat on mobile???

Also, both of those are false statements you can cheat on both especially x-ray

[glacial cedar]

Oh my god

[ember furnace]

do u want me to stream my game to you

[raven zealot]

Hide and hunt is vulnerable to shaders and texture packs

[ember furnace]

and turn on my camera ✌️

[storm mirage]

Wait nvm his pronouns are “I identify as homophobic” I’m so glad he’s raging

[ember furnace]

oh hes not over 10

😭😭😭😭

[storm mirage]

Absolutely

[ember furnace]

im not arguing w a 10 year old bro ima go back to grinding lbs

[raven zealot]

??? How old are you????

[storm mirage]

Yea u absolutely can

[ember furnace]

15

[storm mirage]

U can’t on iOS but it’s easy on android to hack

[raven zealot]

makes it sad if you’re a grown ass man beating up kids on Minecraft

[storm mirage]

Cooking

[ember furnace]

^

[storm mirage]

That’s why we should all be runner mains ♥️

[ember furnace]

hey no no

[glacial cedar]

15 is not grown

[ember furnace]

😭

LMAO

[raven zealot]

You’re still a teenager and if you think I’m 10, I’m a child

[glacial cedar]

🫩

[ember furnace]

yo hive we saw that

👀👀

[storm mirage]

Hey man, u can’t be on discord if ur not 13

[ember furnace]

yaa!

[storm mirage]

Or if ur homophobic

[raven zealot]

Never said I was 10😂🤣

[ember furnace]

wait so if your not 10 your younger??

"child"

[storm mirage]

Ur explicitly not denying it

A bit suspicious imo

[ember furnace]

tru

son im crine he joined JUST to argue w me

LMAO

[raven zealot]

I’m not a child btw

[ember furnace]

how old r u then twinminion

[storm mirage]

Blackbird as a 57 year old man, to me you are absolutely a child

[raven zealot]

Sadly older than you

[storm mirage]

Dang it!

[ember furnace]

son im crine

[storm mirage]

Ur 58 😖

[ember furnace]

do u actually want me to proof im not cheating

[raven zealot]

So you’re the old dude beating up on kids

[storm mirage]

Yea

(I’m a runner main)

[ripe cliff]

Were arguing in this chat

Oh god

[storm mirage]

Just run from the seekers, if they catch u then gg

[glass sundial]

[storm mirage]

Granted it’s basically impossible to survive a duo but still

[storm mirage]

Understandable

[raven zealot]

I’m just mad bro killed 8 people in a row not even 2 minutes in

[ember furnace]

real

[ember furnace]

because its hospital

😭😭😭😭

harvest??

[storm mirage]

That’s pretty normal

[raven zealot]

I’m Trippin

[storm mirage]

They’re seeker mains

[ember furnace]

i q away from harvest because i dont like it

[storm mirage]

They know the maps and the routes

[ember furnace]

✅

[storm mirage]

U should be at around 8 kills before the clock hits 3 minutes

[storm mirage]

Ew

Bad player behavior

[ember furnace]

the runners bro

their actually hell to play against

just circles around the barn ✌️

[ivory nest]

fairs

[storm mirage]

fair map
ThE rUnNers aRE sCaRy 😱”

[ember furnace]

where is the big black bird now🤔

[ember furnace]

yeeo

[storm mirage]

Just catch them

[ember furnace]

count your hours absurd

[storm mirage]

Ignore them till they’re last then gank them

It’s not rocket science

U should never be losing to single runners unless ur routing poorly

[ember furnace]

tru but i js gotta chase them and make fun of them

[storm mirage]

Chasing runners is more fun than seeking, ur so right

[ivory nest]

u say this but i remember when it took nearly the whole lobby to get u on harvest unless im rememberin wrong

[ember furnace]

it is absurd tho ❤️

we ❤️ absurd

WE

[ivory nest]

yuh my bestie is just that good

[storm mirage]

They were all bad

[raven zealot]

Reading chat

[storm mirage]

But also that’s how it goes as a runner

[ivory nest]

bestie accept the compliment🙄🙄

[storm mirage]

If ur complaining as a seeker about runners it’s genuinely a skill issue

[jagged spindle]

Yo has anyone gotten first monthly in this actually playing as a hider

[storm mirage]

Ty 😊

[ember furnace]

prolly not

[ivory nest]

ofcsiee

[storm mirage]

Not first but top 10 yea

[ember furnace]

muffins appreciation rq

[ivory nest]

hes 1st?

[ember furnace]

3k this month

[storm mirage]

Woah

[ember furnace]

sekej got 1.5k and hes 2nd...

he has a crazy good kpg too

[shadow juniper]

😔

[ember furnace]

hey noone invited u here

[shadow juniper]

I was bored in my grave

Why do they hate runners so much now? They used to be the fun part of hide and seek, i think

[ember furnace]

fun to chase

not fun to eventually lose to lose the game because they may waste time

oh my englush

chalk it

[shadow juniper]

Well, it's not like losing once out of 200-300 wins is a big deal

I know winning is the, uhhh, idk how say it? but sometimes being a runner or chasing a runner is much more fun than most games

[ember furnace]

still feels bad to me

😭

#safemywr

save*

[shadow juniper]

You should use another account to really have fun or no? 😭

[ember furnace]

ye

[glacial cedar]

After what he missed earlier I don’t think that’s the case 😞

[ember furnace]

LOL

chill bro im blind on the leaves

[shadow juniper]

Haiiii animal

[ember furnace]

what is iw even abt

[glacial cedar]

Yo get this guy out

[shadow juniper]

My top seekers are here

[glacial cedar]

Guys good news, Mr Noscoopes is getting a job

[ember furnace]

Hip Hip Hooray!

[shadow juniper]

Whattttt?????

[glacial cedar]

We’re all so proud of you @patent stag

🥲

[patent stag]

Alr this guy can't explain anything

[shadow juniper]

How old is noscoopes?

[patent stag]

I'm going back to my seasonal job

[patent stag]

Unc old...

[glacial cedar]

He’s reallyyy old

[shadow juniper]

60

Okay

[ember furnace]

a little younger

[patent stag]

A lil

[shadow juniper]

40

[ember furnace]

a little bit more

[shadow juniper]

Uhh

[patent stag]

😭

[shadow juniper]

28

[ember furnace]

litttlleee bit more

[shadow juniper]

26?

[ember furnace]

littttle bit more

[patent stag]

7 more

[glacial cedar]

🤏

[shadow juniper]

21?

[patent stag]

3 lower

[shadow juniper]

18

[patent stag]

Math?

[ember furnace]

how does he have a job what is that math

no

[patent stag]

Oh wait

[ember furnace]

you zyvatriz just said 7 more to 28

😭

[patent stag]

Math is mathing

[shadow juniper]

Wait

[patent stag]

Give me somw time

[shadow juniper]

Omg

[ember furnace]

NO it is not

[shadow juniper]

😭

Okok my fault

[patent stag]

One above

If my dang math is correct 😭 🙏

[glacial cedar]

Yo you gotta come back

[patent stag]

Said to 26

[shadow juniper]

I'm already too confused, sorry my english 😭

[glacial cedar]

Just checked, Diana passed you 🙏

[patent stag]

With my workouts n job, no

[ember furnace]

he NEEDS to cumback

slight mispell

[patent stag]

Excuse me

[glacial cedar]

What?!?

[shadow juniper]

What should I eat, protein or eggs?

[patent stag]

I need to wut

[patent stag]

Both

[ember furnace]

hive mods abt to kill me

LMAO

[shadow juniper]

🦇

[shadow juniper]

Okay

[patent stag]

Yes

[ember furnace]

luka 60 pts how we feeling

[patent stag]

Huh

[patent stag]

Ik and i kinda work with numbers at my job 😭

[shadow juniper]

🍋‍🟩

[ember furnace]

looked back at the this chat look at how many ppl r typing

[untold pawn]

hey I take offense to this

[ember furnace]

ur not a default ur jo

[untold pawn]

I have ascended above

I'm just here for the seeker kills

[storm mirage]

Skill issue

[shadow juniper]

🥚

[glacial cedar]

Btw @patent stag ur gonna have to log on eventually to be my 100,000th hider kill

No permanent retirement yet

[shadow juniper]

🫎

[patent stag]

To late buddy

[glacial cedar]

Uh huh

[ember furnace]

@hidden fog

my brother🥹🥹

[wicked lotus]

67

[hidden fog]

it's me, it's me

I missed you lost brother

[pure sluice]

Lmaoooo

[pure sluice]

This is one of the most entertaining chats I’ve read on here yet, so, thank you

Bro probably took time out of his day to look up the Hive Discord server, join it and then go and see if there was a Hide N’ Seek channel, which there was and then go to it just in the hopes of arguing with Stuffs

Insane dedication

Or maybe he was already here, idk

[halcyon rain]

im crine vruh

[pure sluice]

Hahahaha!!

[untold pawn]

insane vertical

[drowsy solar]

[river saffron]

Hit n Run

[scarlet wyvern]

Anyone max in here? How many hours would you say it takes to max hide and seek

[ember furnace]

1 million hours😔✌️

[untold pawn]

passive or active playing

[scarlet wyvern]

active

[ripe cliff]

I maxed but it takes around 3 weeks with ultimate when you get 680 xp per game

[scarlet wyvern]

How much did you play for each day?

[ripe cliff]

Usually 50 games

Or 30

[solar dawn]

i grinded hns so hard in 2020

idk why i stopped 2 levels before 50

actually no 3 levels before 50, i was at 47 and 2 xp bars filled

[ripe cliff]

Level 50 was used to be level cap now its 75

[raven zealot]

Doesn’t everyone take time out of their day to join the server at some point in their life if they are in the server?
Pretty self-explanatory also all you gotta do is check someone’s profile to see how long they’ve been on the server.

For example, you join January 9, 2026

[pure sluice]

Still pretty funny you went right to the Hide N’ Seek channel, though, just to talk argue with him

[raven zealot]

Honestly, I don’t know why I was arguing with him. He was just defending his boyfriend or something.

This isn’t even captured the flag oof

[ember furnace]

lol😭

[raven zealot]

Call me Carl because apparently I am the male version of a Karen 😓

[pure sluice]

And you identity as homophobic

That is like 6th grade level humor or something

[ember furnace]

son im crine he pulled that outta his ah

and your source 😭

@storm mirage im crineee

on some rs how old r u dude

[raven zealot]

+5

[ember furnace]

why would an indian q na 😭

[raven zealot]

I forgot the for a second at the end of that

[ember furnace]

😭✌️

13 kills and still losing i love it🤤

[raven zealot]

bro, do you do a daily grind?

you got like three+ maps that you could rebuild from memory?????

[ember furnace]

nah my memory sucks

[raven zealot]

Is there specific hiding spots you remember?
Because it didn’t look like you were running around randomly smacking blocks.
And you’re level 73 or something.

[ember furnace]

75

[ember furnace]

to build no i js know how to seek it

[raven zealot]

Definitely recommend any content creators to go over hunt routes though

[shut plank]

don’t think there are any

just gotta memorize the maps

[weak ibex]

they exist

[glacial cedar]

After a while of playing the same map you start to memorize what shouldn’t be there and what should, over time that gets reinforced more and more

Also replay helps when you lose games

[untold pawn]

it really does just boil down to pattern recognition at a certain point

like I don't seek but I can still semi-solo harvest because of how much you end up running around the map as a hider sometimes

[storm mirage]

With hive+, iirc it’s 40 hours if ur hiding and taunting and ~35 if ur a really good seeker

I’m too lazy to convert that to ultimate xp rates

[drowsy solar]

[glacial cedar]

[ember furnace]

yo chill

frost gave me trauma on that map

[glacial cedar]

babel is just amazing

how could you ever reque it

[untold pawn]

anyone have replay pass

and if so would you be willing to go into a game and count how many kills I got in a game

either that or does anyone know how to view chatlogs from previous sessions in mc

[glacial cedar]

i gottu

whats the id?

[untold pawn]

SmarterPufferfish8606

god bless

I was gonna ss but legit the game crashed right as round ended 🧍

[glacial cedar]

11 seeker kills 🔥

[untold pawn]

I'LL TAKE IT

I haven't had a double digit round in a WHILE

thank you so much for checking

[glacial cedar]

yw

[ember furnace]

frost made me play it over and over when it released and im sick of it

[glacial cedar]

its a wonderful map

it feels like a miracle everytime its voted

[ember furnace]

lowk was a bit fun to learn but so annoying after a bit

[glacial cedar]

how could a map that wonderful become annoying

just remember people only play kingston

[ember furnace]

true

[untold pawn]

it's decent for spotcrafting icl

[shut plank]

jump solid spots were so unique

only one can wish

[lavish dune]

Heya there

[maiden briar]

Hello

[ember furnace]

sent one message and the hive gods killed him rip 💔

[lime light]

1v1 hide and seek

[untold pawn]

slimed in the hns channel

[storm mirage]

truly

[drowsy solar]

[calm juniper]

i think relic was made very well but there is no good hiding spots

[crystal eagle]

there will never be hiding spots that a good seeker wont have memorized

[calm juniper]

that’s why i don’t like playing with higher levels but levels don’t really mean anything

[halcyon rain]

just keep requeuing until you dont recognize anyone in your lobby that knows every spots
its always what i do whenever im trying to max this game out

[ember furnace]

does this mean we need to use alt accounts to see u guys

😔

[drowsy solar]

[halcyon rain]

Yes

[ember furnace]

awwuh

[ashen island]

mr. pen

[calm juniper]

i only have 4 maps memorised but i still can’t find everyone in those maps

[spice edge]

mr. pen

[weak ibex]

this is just a lie

[crystal eagle]

maybe not 100% accurate but still close enough

[weak ibex]

no

they only know around 70% of spots

80 at most

[crystal eagle]

ok

[untold pawn]

for seeker oriented maps they essentially know every spot

esp for java players who moved over to bedrock

[weak ibex]

i can still hide on china town and hospital

[untold pawn]

what are you counting as hiding

[weak ibex]

hiding

[untold pawn]

bru

are you running at all

bc this argument relies on you staying in the same spot the entire time

[weak ibex]

no i'm not cringe like that

[weak ibex]

yes ofc

there's no way i'm going outside my spot

because it's hard to get back into

[untold pawn]

now I'm just curious what kind of seekers you're playing with bc

top seekers aren't missing anyone on hosp

china I can see

[weak ibex]

the highest person i won against was fakecavewild

[untold pawn]

bro is NOT a good metric 💀

for seeking ability you gotta look at winrate

[ember furnace]

fakechudwild

i think my old accounts from 2020-2023 have a better wr than him

[weak ibex]

i don't remember every seeker i've played against

[weak ibex]

not a surprise he doesn't seem that good at the game i'm surprised he's #1 on the lifetime lb

must be unemployed or smt

[ember furnace]

he just plays alot

[weak ibex]

although i'd say my hospital spot works on most sweats

i've only been found there twice and one time the guy was hacking

the other time i taunted in front of the guy

[untold pawn]

I think we just gotta get more data on your spots

I may have stat stalked a little bit and idt 800 wins is a good enough sample size 🥀

[signal cliff]

Hide and Seek.

[frigid imp]

Seek and Seek.

[untold pawn]

Hide and Seek.

[frigid imp]

🤬

[untold pawn]

[glacial cedar]

thanks hive

[untold pawn]

@ember furnace oh no

[glacial cedar]

[ember furnace]

ITS JO

[storm mirage]

OhhNo

[glacial cedar]

first starting seeker i get in like 30 games 😭

[ember furnace]

yo that guy who got on and then off is super cool

[analog coral]

Ironically i didn't get kicked like i would've

[glacial cedar]

bro

istg

[slender olive]

7777

[glacial cedar]

[slender olive]

yes fat chicken i am interested

[slender olive]

[glacial cedar]

@ember furnace

where'd you go bro!

[ember furnace]

HELL no

construction 😭

clanker sobbing

[glacial cedar]

guess where 3 of the 4 votes came from

[ember furnace]

New Day, New Me!

[glacial cedar]

u gotta learn the big kid maps man

[ember furnace]

im new ge n im new ge n!!

im in the little kids pool

[frigid imp]

Mineplex > RedFlqre has been sent a party request from U8H.

[idle hearth]

Mineplex > RedFlqre has joined the party.

[polar sequoia]

30k wins

[glacial cedar]

Big leagues

[ember furnace]

yo the guy to the far left of the screen is tuff

congrats tho my mud🥹

[scarlet wyvern]

If your ever lb grinding, lmk, I wanna max as fast as I can 👀

[ember furnace]

ok twin🤞🏽

[pure sluice]

Very nice, my man!!

[polar sequoia]

boosting? 👀

[ember furnace]

hive mods must be asleep

[drowsy solar]

[ember furnace]

yo they woke up to take it down

count your days hive mods

[pure sluice]

It depends on which seekers and which maps, though. On several maps know what all the maps are meant to look like without hiders in them but on some maps I don’t. But I’ve also played with seekers who seem to know every map inside and out

[pure sluice]

Lmaoo!! Bruh

[thorn gyro]

Oh

[frank torrent]

Why are there so many hackers in hide and seek of all games

[storm mirage]

LOL

region boosting 💯

[untold pawn]

they are simply applying good memorization techniques through repetition 🥀

[storm mirage]

in over 10k games played i've found less than 50 hackers

its very rare bro

[frank torrent]

In the past week I've had 5

[storm mirage]

how did u know they were hacking?

[frank torrent]

Its easy to spot

[storm mirage]

phase or bhop or timer or smth?

[frank torrent]

Like the first 3 you don't notice

But once they get 8 in the span of a minute you know they are hacking

[storm mirage]

oh, thats not hacks bro

people sweat and learn the maps

[glacial cedar]

is getting called a cheater by a cheater a flex?

[frank torrent]

And you can just see their name tag just B-ling towards you

[frank torrent]

But how you really know they are a hacker is that once the round ends they immediately leave so you can't report them

[storm mirage]

bro i do that 😭 it helps get to new games faster

/q hide

[glacial cedar]

saves time

[frank torrent]

Some people are sweats for sure but these some of these guys have wall hacks

I would move around and they are following me without seeing me

[subtle stump]

yeah you can

[storm mirage]

would you like to send replays of these hackers? I can check them for u and lyk if they're xraying

[frank torrent]

It's hard if you don't remember their name

[frank torrent]

I will try the next time I see one

[subtle stump]

all you gotta do is check the chat?

[frank torrent]

For me on switch the chat log gets reset once you get into a new game

[subtle stump]

oof

[ember furnace]

cant u just do /report and it shows the most recent games you have played ??

[frank torrent]

Maybe

I've never tried

[frank torrent]

You might be cooking

[shadow juniper]

🍠

[zenith jetty]

@shadow juniper r u good at seeking?

[shadow juniper]

Nuh

[zenith jetty]

me neither

i want routes for finding ppl quickly in hide and seek

[shadow juniper]

A good idea that helped me a lot was to have a plan for where I was going, If u go to random places, you'll get confused quickly, I guess a good idea is to watch replays and learn the maps, anyway, I suck seeking sooo, idk

[zenith jetty]

cuz eeverywhere i look for players they arent any

😭

[ember furnace]

i think pontentially very very small chance u missed ppl

gulp

[zenith jetty]

then i need a party where ppl can teach me

i only see very few ppl when im seeker

[ember furnace]

seeker parties do NOT help with seeking

[zenith jetty]

they kinda do

ima have xchenly teach me tmrw

[ember furnace]

js find a duo who can seek the map

and play the map alot

i q'ed w samcraft on goldrush alot so i eventually just learned it

[zenith jetty]

not even sure

but ik some parts where ppl hide in pripyat

[ember furnace]

pripyat🤮

[shadow juniper]

@glacial cedar 😭

[ember furnace]

whatd the big man x do

[glacial cedar]

genuinely hate town square

[ember furnace]

realest statement oat

[glacial cedar]

now it just got voted agin while i was typing that

[ember furnace]

runners pripyat

[zenith jetty]

Im actually a xpert runner in town square

[ember furnace]

i think defaults are too bro..

anyone can run on town square and waste an easy like 30 seconds

and theres always atleast like 5 ppl running

[zenith jetty]

i been chased by 10+ ppl on that map

[shadow juniper]

I was eating ice cream and I stopped eating it to say hi to u, and then u left 😔

[zenith jetty]

well......

idk what to say

[ember furnace]

reL

real

[zenith jetty]

i js want ppl to help me get used to seeking on pripyat and hospital

[ember furnace]

just freak town square

[zenith jetty]

XDDD

[shadow juniper]

Stuffs can help u 🐭

[ember furnace]

im too lazy to get on

[shadow juniper]

Nvm then

[zenith jetty]

wt bout @glacial cedar

[ember furnace]

unless the dude below me in monthlies is close to me or passed me

na hes down by 70

my goat meowfins w 3k wins🥹

[shadow juniper]

He's a very good seeker too, but I don't know if he wants to help u 😭

[zenith jetty]

wait @bitter storm is good at seeking too

idk if he'll get on

[ember furnace]

i think he js gets carried im ngl

[glacial cedar]

i hate this game

sm

[ember furnace]

real

[shadow juniper]

Be runner

[ember furnace]

only game im somewhat good at tho so

[zenith jetty]

im like a sw sweat

[ember furnace]

LMAO

[zenith jetty]

here r my stats

[ember furnace]

animalman is getting ragebaited

[glacial cedar]

dude

[ember furnace]

ykw better than me 🥹

[ember furnace]

LOL

spit it out already like damn

[glacial cedar]

oh ik why

abbreviating town square

[ember furnace]

oh

[glacial cedar]

so i was typing earlier, town square was voted, i didn't react in time, i finish seeking my route and theres SIX runners

[ember furnace]

id js cry

[glacial cedar]

one of them was genuinely just circling the map and wasted a minute

[shadow juniper]

😂

[glacial cedar]

i shouldn't have requed

first game on and im already having fun!

[zenith jetty]

@glacial cedar do u want to join me?

[glacial cedar]

y?

[zenith jetty]

y?!?!?

cuz i want to max hide and seek ASAP

[glacial cedar]

u want a carry?

[zenith jetty]

well im alr playing with xxskye

she needs a carry

who is LVL 51 btw

im lvl 44

[zenith jetty]

• yesi kinda want a carry atp

and some1 to help me find a good seeking route for maps

[glacial cedar]

i can play for a little just lemme finish this game of contruction

[zenith jetty]

ty

[shadow juniper]

Why rqqq? 😭

[zenith jetty]

ohhh

u online

i did not see u at all lol

[shadow juniper]

Yee, but I don't seek

[frigid imp]

nah

[glacial cedar]

he literally does tho 😭

[frigid imp]

hes still good at the game just plays in parties

[glacial cedar]

uh huh

[frigid imp]

kdr hate💔

hes my goat.

[glacial cedar]

never said i hated him just he gets carried

[weak ibex]

how are you so good i only have a 10% winrate :(

[ember furnace]

i think i got a 5% wr

nvm i got a 48% wr cus im cool

[shadow juniper]

🌶🥭

[ember furnace]

genuinely what was i doing on my old account

[shadow juniper]

Playing

[ember furnace]

1.2kd 0/7 😭

[weak ibex]

my winrate is so bad because i love trapping

[shadow juniper]

How can I check my winrate? 🍋‍🟩

[ember furnace]

assistant

[glacial cedar]

oh my god 😭

[shadow juniper]

Yayyy

33,33

Why Sky?

[ember furnace]

and ur hns stats

[shadow juniper]

Welp

[ember furnace]

i cant tell if thats 8 kpg or 0.8kpg

😭

[glacial cedar]

.8

[ember furnace]

jesus

😭😭

[shadow juniper]

I thought I had died about 7000 times

[ember furnace]

maybe ur old account

[shadow juniper]

Yeeee

Oh yeah

[ember furnace]

31.6% jesus christ 😭

[shadow juniper]

14,970 losses

😭

[ember furnace]

like 12x more losses than me

[shadow juniper]

Yay

But that doesn't make me a bad player 😌

[glacial cedar]

oh my god 😭

[shadow juniper]

I miss my old account ☹️

[ember furnace]

did it get banned

[shadow juniper]

Wait I'm running

Omg I hate spammers 😭

My xbox got banned and well, I don't know what happened but it wouldn't let me log into that account 😭

[ember furnace]

💀

[glacial cedar]

21k games played just gone like that

[shadow juniper]

I should change my name, I don't really like the name sugarkill anymore, but idk

[shadow juniper]

Yeah 😭

[glass sundial]

dude whats the ip

[ember furnace]

its a tag thing but he js has this

i js ragequited because i cant play normal after that speed😭

[storm mirage]

LOL

yea its weird going back 😭

felt the same with mm

[ember furnace]

no way

count ur days

hive mods count em

on topic

multiple hns players 🥹

[glacial cedar]

how's the weather down there champ?

[ember furnace]

shush

thats MY saying

[pliant robin]

The hallway is truth

[ember furnace]

😔

freak the hallway

hive mods.

count

them

days.

[normal grotto]

im not dead

@glacial cedar 👀

[glacial cedar]

Look whose back!

[normal grotto]

yo chill on the pictures

you saw what just happened to stuffs

[glacial cedar]

Hive it’s on topic

[normal grotto]

hive bury him alive and take his family to lucians maze

[glacial cedar]

Hive 🙄🙄🙄

*down the wins leaderboard

[normal grotto]

in heaven

RIP THE BIG MAN X

❤️ we will miss you

april 5th 2026 we all will attend the reviving ❤️❤️❤️

[tight harbor]

I love hide and seek

[weak ibex]

what did he even do 😭

[storm mirage]

flew too close to the sun 💔

[dapper dust]

Tbh hide and seek isn’t even that hard to max

[pure sluice]

I had a dream last night that they upped the max Hns level to level 100

I need to go connect with nature or something, bro

[slender olive]

good nightmare

then new maps added, and we should memorize them

[pure sluice]

Hahahahaha, frfr!!

[halcyon rain]

did it have a prestige 5 icon right next to it

[pure sluice]

Well.. no, or i don’t think so, at least

That would have been pretty crazy, tho, haha

I wonder how many wins/kills you would even hypothetically need to hit a hypothetical prestige 5 in Hns, tho… 🤔🤔

[storm mirage]

yea

[stiff latch]

one day.............

[meager yacht]

anyone wana party

[gilded seal]

Pls no being hider is boring

And U get less xp as seeker

[calm juniper]

true i like being seeker cuz it’s more fun when i get bored i just run around as hider on town square but that barely gets voted and it can get annoying so i don’t do it too much

[weak ibex]

playing as a hider is the best part of hide

[storm mirage]

*runner

[calm juniper]

when i spawn in as seeker sometimes i hate how one of the hiders just combos me in the air for no reason

[weak ibex]

how so it literally does nothing

[weak ibex]

😔 missing out

[calm juniper]

it just annoys me because i can’t hit them because i’m higher up than them

[warm hemlock]

Some dreams are worse than nightmares

[pure sluice]

True!! Lol

[untold pawn]

rework your hiding playstyle

into assassin's creed

[gilded seal]

Not good at running

Do hiders run faster than seekers or

[untold pawn]

they don't

you just gotta learn how to work the terrain and body block

you could also try your hand at seeker killing which I will always advocate for

bc we need more people in that lb 🥀

[calm juniper]

yeah i don’t understand this i memorise a map but don’t know where the last guy is

[lone mantle]

In rare cases, either the last hider or some of the remaining hiders used the no clipping cheat on their hacking clients to get through the OOM Spot

[lone mantle]

Rumors have that, and we'll wait for it at the same rate

[calm juniper]

what’s the oom spot

[lone mantle]

Out of the map

[calm juniper]

oh

i understand now

[lone mantle]

You gotta buy the Permanent Replay Cinema Pass to review the game and report them (if hacker hiders exist) instantly

[calm juniper]

what’s the best map to seek on and memorise other than prip, kingston, china, gold, talavra, hospital and plasma

[lone mantle]

I mostly memorize on New maps (Babel, Relic and Art Gallery), Seasonal Events (Halloween and Christmas) including the hard maps like Tropica, Boardwalk and Construction, those Hard Maps given here always need a quick progression, hardwork, and enhancing photographic patterns, well of course not forgetting it mostly

[calm juniper]

you know what i think would be cool but also annoying what if every round the blocks change order everytime but some stay the same

would be a lot more fun and a lot more difficult

[untold pawn]

you pretty much listed off every map to seek on and memorize 💀

of the seeker maps not on your list, probably hacienda and maybe relic (?) if you really felt like it you could memorize the larger maps but that's a time commitment

[calm juniper]

what are the biggest maps

[untold pawn]

trop and harbor are the biggest, I'd say

In terms of layout tropica covers a larger area but harborstead has more vertical playroom

construction is also big but it's main drawback for seeking is block piles

[pure sluice]

The mixed colour tan brick storage units…

My God…

[pure sluice]

I think the second easiest ones, behind these ones are: Harvest, Boardwalk, Hacienda and arguably Facility

[untold pawn]

abhorrent.

[pure sluice]

Yeah, ikr???

Top 10 worst places in Hns of all time

[untold pawn]

harvest is good, yea

[pure sluice]

Yeah, although the only problem with it, though, for me is that it’s hard to have enough time to loop around it twice, though, ykwim?

[untold pawn]

and ngl I memorize maps from running around

[pure sluice]

Like, you’d have to be really fast for that

[untold pawn]

NOT because I'm a runner.

[pure sluice]

Oh, yeah!! I see

And haha, well, yeah, of course

[untold pawn]

oh fs

you gotta be efficient in the first half so that randoms can weed out the other half 💀

[pure sluice]

I actually low key have memorised a lot of maps from hiding, as well!! Lmao

[untold pawn]

fireee

[pure sluice]

Yeah, fr!!

Thank you

[pure sluice]

Haha, true!!

[untold pawn]

same lowk but for seeker kiing

killing*

[stoic raft]

@steady cradle

[calm juniper]

i find it quite funny that in some maps you can see where the hiders are because they are a different shade of the block they are next to sometimes

[normal grotto]

harvest hacienda

rip @glacial cedar

we miss you every hour you cant type ❤️

[calm juniper]

prip aswell

[untold pawn]

wait did both him AND stuffss get muted 💀

[weak ibex]

other than prip kingstom etc

[weak ibex]

how do you get muted for longer than 10 minutes though

[untold pawn]

by speaking out against the hive machine

[pure sluice]

Well, it seems like it!! Lol

What the heck, man?

[untold pawn]

hive zont respect the eccentricities of the hns community 🥀

same thing with the java community

[drowsy solar]

[weak ibex]

be careful out there guys the hive mods are listening

[shadow juniper]

🥑

[weak ibex]

why we deleting my image

it's goated

[storm mirage]

me seeing the same 5 person seeker party for the 50th game in a row and watching them vote kingston/hospital/tala/plasma/pripyat again

[weak ibex]

not china?

[storm mirage]

i like china

i'd like it more tho if they connected the two sides with a passage or two

[weak ibex]

they should've extended the alleyway

[storm mirage]

REAL

[weak ibex]

it feels like such a waste

[storm mirage]

ur so right, honestly

[untold pawn]

me with my 1 voting power begging and pleading for a tropica or harbor game

[weak ibex]

trust me just say vote this map if you're cool and it works every time

(96.45% success rate)

[calm juniper]

is office a good map to memorise

[storm mirage]

frrrrr

[pure sluice]

In my experience it is a bit more fun playing with people who seek on more maps because for one there’s less pressure on you as the one who has to q and it’s also fun with more variety, ykwim?

[drowsy solar]

[gilded seal]

Add lvl 100 and prestige and 10+ maps

[calm juniper]

10+ maps will be a lot work but i agree we need more maps i think

[weak ibex]

adding maps is a waste because there's only like 10 people total who will play them willingly

[weak ibex]

for me it just makes it more boring repetitive and it feels wrong

[calm juniper]

then they should make some easy maps and good maps

[weak ibex]

easy maps are boring we already have enough of those and technically every map is easy if you memorize all of them

unless someone pulls some out of bounds shenanigans

[calm juniper]

then they should low-key just randomise the way the blocks spawn

trust

[weak ibex]

good maps is an extremely vague idea what do you mean by a good map

[weak ibex]

i think hide works better as it is already

[calm juniper]

good and balanced for seeking and hiding

idk

[weak ibex]

alright so the definition of nearly impossible

hide really favors seekers when they know all the maps

although you can get away with some stupid spots no one knows about

[calm juniper]

that’s like 0.1 percent chance low-key

i think

[weak ibex]

unless they're hacking

[weak ibex]

no it's way more

i have some good spots i just never use them but when i use them they work extremely well

[calm juniper]

which maps are they on

[weak ibex]

well i have spots for every map

[calm juniper]

oh

[weak ibex]

but the ones that work the best are on babel art gallery china and hospital

and there's a decent one on hacienda but some random steve always hits me while spam clicking blocks

[calm juniper]

those two spots on china town are genuinely annoying low-key as seeker

if they are good anyway

[weak ibex]

which one

[calm juniper]

the two building right next to the alley

that are kinda difficult to get to

[weak ibex]

yeah no i'm not talking about those

[calm juniper]

oh

[weak ibex]

i'm not cringe like that

i've only used this one spot like 3 times total but i've won all 3 games (with sweats in the lobby)

[calm juniper]

i can’t really think of any other good spots that work that well in china town but somehow never find all of them

[weak ibex]

:)

[calm juniper]

i know there’s a easy one that’s probably really good which is the one opposite one of the alley way building

the one with the cake inside the building

[weak ibex]

which one is that again

[calm juniper]

you have to parkour with trapdoors to get to it

under a fence

idk how to explain these

[weak ibex]

ah the spruce plank one

[calm juniper]

i think so but bookshelf works better with it

[weak ibex]

well that's what i call it because there's so many spruce plank spots

[weak ibex]

no i mean the spruce plank building

that's the name i have for it

[calm juniper]

oh

anyway what block do you use to hide in that op spot

[weak ibex]

which op spot

[calm juniper]

idk the one you said that you’ve hid 3 times with sweats in your lobby and won

[weak ibex]

ah the oak leaves one

[calm juniper]

do you need someone to help you do it or no

[weak ibex]

yes

[calm juniper]

is it in the grey terracotta building

i think it’s grey terracotta

maybe blue

[weak ibex]

no

[calm juniper]

so it’s probably the one outside of it

[weak ibex]

which is

[calm juniper]

kinda like flower beds behind where seeker spawns

[weak ibex]

between the red and gray building?

sandstone*

[calm juniper]

yeah i think so

[weak ibex]

do you know about that one hospital spot

above the staircase

[calm juniper]

nope

never heard of it i don’t think

[weak ibex]

how about the out of bounds glitch on goldrush and/or boardwalk

[calm juniper]

i think so

only seeker can do that right

[weak ibex]

hider*

[calm juniper]

oh

[weak ibex]

i mean if you really wanted to you could go out of bounds as a seeker but you'd probably want to do it as a hider

[calm juniper]

is it death emote glitch

something like that

[weak ibex]

nope

[calm juniper]

isn’t that unfair tho going out of bounds as hider

[weak ibex]

yes

you can always die in the void if you feel bad though

but when it comes to hide and seek i have no morals so

[calm juniper]

so you are out of the map then for the china town spot?

[weak ibex]

actually i have morals

for hide

just i don't care about anything if they're seeking in a 5 person party or smt

[weak ibex]

nope still in bounds

it's that china town spot you mentioned

[calm juniper]

oh

idk why they make some smaller maps a bit bigger one of these days cuz it takes like maybe 2-3 minutes to go around the whole map

[weak ibex]

all maps are about the same size though

i could be wrong though

although that is what it seems like to me

[calm juniper]

i need to rememorise broadwalk and office low-key i had them memorised but then i quit hive for like a few months

[weak ibex]

i forgot that office is even a map

[calm juniper]

and hacienda probably

i have like 8 maps memorised rn and yesterday i had none of the show up

[weak ibex]

i don't care enough to memorize any of the maps

[calm juniper]

do you leave if you are seeker then or what

[weak ibex]

nah i stay

i can seek pretty well it's just i don't have any of the maps memorized

[untold pawn]

port over java maps please we're all begging 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[drowsy solar]

[untold pawn]

no fr tho

it's like

one of the most upvoted things on forums 💀💀💀

[calm juniper]

why dont hive update the crouching height to normal instead of the old one

[storm mirage]

Add more maps and remove voting selection (bring it down to 3 options)

[weak ibex]

there's so many good choices for new maps

[shadow juniper]

🍊

[distant kayak]

🍎

[scarlet wyvern]

Apple :o

10 more lvls till max. This is taking ages.

By ages I mean its taken like 4 days to get to lvl 65 from 32... feels like ages tho

[distant kayak]

🫂 you got this my delicious friend!!!

[shadow juniper]

🍄

[distant kayak]

🌵

[shadow juniper]

🌯

[distant kayak]

I could totally go for a chilli bean chicken burrito rn 😋

[drowsy solar]

[shadow juniper]

burritoooooooo 😋

[slender olive]

when will lb go back to normal?????

[rich carbon]

probably in the future

[weak ibex]

is it not normal right now?

[slender olive]

it is not displayed on any site and cannot be viewed

like this

[weak ibex]

🥳

now i can't see my name on it

[slender olive]

[weak ibex]

(somehow i'm still on it despite not playing for like 3 weeks)

[normal grotto]

i mean you could use assistant but it is off 😭

[slender olive]

gettin into the monthly lb is honestly ez haha

[normal grotto]

or just get on hive and do /lb it works for me there

[normal grotto]

tru

ever since i started seeker maining i have been in top 10 every time

[slender olive]

yes it didnt work properly

[normal grotto]

damn

[slender olive]

fr

[normal grotto]

#freethe2catpfps
@glacial cedar
@ember furnace

[weak ibex]

what did they even do

[normal grotto]

stuffss said "count ur days" and got a 2 week time out

[weak ibex]

count your days

[normal grotto]

animal sent a drooling picture and got a 2 week time out

[normal grotto]

yo run the hive mods will burn u

[weak ibex]

they can't do anything to me

[normal grotto]

😭

[weak ibex]

for some reason they keep deleting my images though

especially this one

[normal grotto]

they dont like images that dont match the channel

[weak ibex]

there's a cat avatar that you get from hide and seek

close enough

[normal grotto]

tru

@analog coral u have been summoned bte

btw

[analog coral]

Uh what I miss?

[weak ibex]

nothing

[analog coral]

They need a cat hat besides the beanie

I want cat ears

[normal grotto]

the cat avatar u wear was mentioned

[analog coral]

Oh lol, seriously? That's what you @ed me for??

Broski...

[normal grotto]

👍

also jvc or count ur days

👀👀

[weak ibex]

does no one really use that cat avatar?

i don't use it anymore but i'd think it would be one of the more common ones

[normal grotto]

u need level 40 in hns for it i think

yeah level 45

[weak ibex]

they put all the cool stuff at lvl 60 ish and 40 ish

😔

[normal grotto]

i mean the max rn is 75 and the old one used to he 50

[weak ibex]

yeah although i wish they put some of the cool items lower

[analog coral]

Bruh I'm there, where you??

[weak ibex]

panda face should not be 71

[analog coral]

I agree

They need better looks tbh

Most are a lil ugly

[weak ibex]

also why did they put the shark balloon at 75

hover tech should be lower

same with soda hat and bamboo raft

the cool shades should be higher ngl