👀・hide-and-seek

[spice edge]

js do seeker kills atp

[harsh marten]

no

[spice edge]

why

[woven crescent]

@jovial solstice 🤡

[jovial solstice]

keep dodging

[woven crescent]

xD

[lime sphinx]

W

[harsh marten]

sniping in the first place is cringe.. you sound like you just need attention but ig that's just you

[jovial solstice]

Sniping is cringe? Nah, what's actually cringe is emu dodging every queue like his life depends on not seeing me 😭

You call it attention seeking, i call it exposing someone who can't handle pressure

[latent dawn]

I don’t believe sniping someone is that serious. He dodges makez everytime like his life genuinely depends on it. It’s not that serious😔🙏🏻

[woven crescent]

I do bc the only thing you can do is running circles

[harsh marten]

Still it's against the rules?

[storm mirage]

keep these pvp comm mentalities out of my hns 🔥

[harsh marten]

YOUR hns?

[proud tendon]

Don't you main bw, absurd?

[harsh marten]

no???

[livid dune]

Well hello

[jovial solstice]

I'm not running circles, i'm just exposing how bad you are 😭 Crouching behind corners only proves you are too scared to face me head on

[woven crescent]

Im bad for playing smart?

[jovial solstice]

Playing smart?

Nah

You are just too bad to face me without hiding. You can't beat me when you are crouching like a scared little coward, and calling that "playing smart" is just your way of justifying your failure 😭

[pliant robin]

"playing smart" huh? ...No, that's just code for 'I can't chase for crap, so I'll cheese my way through' Not a single seeker main in this game with the spine to face a challenge

[storm mirage]

LOL (Im a mm hns main who plays pvp games sometimes)

[pliant robin]

God forbid a seeker actually prove they have skill under pressure. Nah, let's all just pretend cowardice is strategy now ✨️🙏

[storm mirage]

😈 I've been playing so much this month

[storm mirage]

its either they care about wr or fun but if they care about fun they're either soloing or not seeking at all

[daring oasis]

Bro's a legend

[patent stag]

Wut abt me

[lunar loom]

If it works it works

[clever valley]

fort here

[glacial cedar]

WHAT are these stats man 🙏 😭

[storm mirage]

ikr

im just that good

[pliant robin]

banned from gaming, sent to the realm of dropouts

[drifting mountain]

who wants to help me on a quest? on hide and seek

[patent stag]

[spare turret]

Sweat

[acoustic dune]

... #nolife

[lime sphinx]

Just hit lvl30

[empty jetty]

Does any1 know how to mute ppl chat

[storm mirage]

did u spam this in every channel?

[lunar loom]

Yes

[storm mirage]

🔥

[lunar loom]

Actually lemme put it in a few more channels

[thorn dirge]

I came back cuz I luv messing with these hide n seekers clowns 😭🙏

[thorn dirge]

ONG 💀

[thorn dirge]

Hns is so ahh 😭🙏

This who I’m suppose to take seriously ??? 😂😭🙏🙏

[thorn dirge]

Touch grass

[glacial cedar]

god you want attention

[thorn dirge]

Nah just do it for the lols

[glacial cedar]

leaving for a week then replying to 3 consecutive messages not about you

[thorn dirge]

I’ll delete it cuz ur my snowflake

[thorn dirge]

Cry

[glacial cedar]

i wont

[thorn dirge]

U should

[glacial cedar]

im just acknowledging it

[thorn dirge]

Ight im out

Byeee 😂🫵

[glacial cedar]

have fun 👍

[pliant robin]

[storm mirage]

Omg ur back

We missed u

Say smth funny

[pliant robin]

I was absolutely ruined I thought he would never return
My heart was shattering into a thousand pieces, each one doing the cha cha in perfect rythm right of a cliff 🥀

[glacial cedar]

movement to BAN everyone that reques after a game starts

(the other guy left during the seeker countdown)

[thorn dirge]

Your existence 😂🫵

[storm mirage]

oo that was pretty silly

do another one

[thorn dirge]

Your bio

[pliant robin]

hahaha! look at the little clown go! Yipee yipee

[thorn dirge]

Let’s look at yours rq

😂🫵

[pliant robin]

Watch him spin, watch him flop! oops, there goes his last shred of self respect cartwheeling into the void! 🙏🤧

[thorn dirge]

Inc crying of laughter

😭

“More friends gone “

💀🙏

Skill issue

😂u made me laugh

I thank u for that

[pliant robin]

Who needs friends when I've got you, my very own pocket sized court jester?

[thorn dirge]

Anywho I’m out gon play cod with the homies

Keep yapping for me “no loyalty “ no friends “ ahhh 😭🙏😂🫵

[pliant robin]

You give so much better quality than Netflix, just wind you up and... BOOM! Instant entertainment

Dance, squeak, flail it's tragic, it's adorable, it's free! Keep it up little guy and you might just earn a gold star and a pat on the head from reality itself (:

[storm mirage]

that one missed, try another one

[spice edge]

why is hns chat always pure chaos

[echo garden]

@woven crescent you discredit my hard work 😔

[woven crescent]

Get to 1.2k wins tomorrow

[main kettle]

hello

[echo garden]

bro 😭

[thick torrent]

Can you go away

Like for real

You're here every day being a little rage baiting brat

[proven wagon]

2018 🔥

[glacial cedar]

what hard work?

[echo garden]

my wins this month

[glacial cedar]

thats not hard work

its not hard nor is it work

[echo garden]

alright xd

[echo garden]

time and suffering *

[glacial cedar]

hate this game

[patent stag]

Wdym SR PUPPETEER js has a better gaming chair..

[thick torrent]

You should've toggled

[glacial cedar]

i was considering it but since hive is annoying id be the one that gets kicked

[median halo]

Ong

[harsh marten]

i've already seen that name somewhere

[storm mirage]

thats legit just go through the bars

[thorn dirge]

Back after long game session with the boys 🥱💤

[thorn dirge]

I love cats and pizza 💀

[thorn dirge]

If I were here everyday I would’ve been banned long time ago so you kinda dropped the ball there “🤓”

Anywho looking how you can’t handle the pressure I’ll leave but I’ll return in like A month or so just to mess with ya cuz it’s funny ash

Bye 😂🫵

[harsh marten]

Make sure not to come back

[thorn dirge]

Watch

I’ll be back after a month

See ya 🥱😂🫵

[storm mirage]

omg me too!

whats ur favorite kind of pizza

I love pepperoni and pineapple

I also like thick crust deep dish cheese

[harsh marten]

Pineapple yum

[storm mirage]

frfr

LOL

[elder cipher]

I’ve took him out before

Annoying Pc client

[fiery gazelle]

I've never had anything like that before

[errant jacinth]

Hi

[proud plaza]

hi is there any discord servers for this gamemode

[proven wagon]

Right here

[near perch]

He said servers

[glacial cedar]

yet another 15 ruined by requers

[patent stag]

U get it one day

[woven crescent]

hmm

i wonder what that is

[main kettle]

yeah..

[harsh marten]

...

[weak vortex]

:O

[harsh marten]

i'm lvl 76 smh

[weak vortex]

maybe one day I'll be that good

[harsh marten]

real

[weak vortex]

do i have to get five 15 kill games in a row

[harsh marten]

definitely

[spice edge]

Chime: 4 / 9 votes
China Town: 17 / 45 votes
Construction: 3 / 8 votes 
Facility: 4 / 14 votes
Goldrush: 5 / 15 votes
Hacienda: 2 / 4 votes
Harborstead: 3 / 4 votes
Harvest: 7 / 16 votes
Hospital: 16 / 48 votes
Kingston: 2 / 9 votes
Nexus City: 1 / 4 votes
Office: 4 / 9 votes
Plasma: 3 / 7 votes
Pripyat: 13 / 35 votes
Sunset Terrace: 3 / 6 votes
Talavera: 4 / 10 votes
Town Square: 4 / 7 votes
Tropica: 1 / 2 votes
Tuscany: 1 / 2 votes

Games: 100, China has the most wins (17%) and Hospital has the most votes (48)

LB Most Wins
1 China Town - 17
2 Hospital - 16
3 Pripyat - 13
4 Harvest - 7
5 Goldrush - 5
6 Chime / Facility / Office / Talavera / Town Square - 4
7 Boardwalk / Construction / Harborstead / Plasma / Sunset Terrace - 3
8 Hacienda / Kingston - 2
9 Nexus City / Tropica / Tuscany - 1

LB Most Votes as Winner
1 Hospital - 48
2 China Town - 45
3 Pripyat - 35
4 Harvest - 16
5 Goldrush - 15 
6 Facility - 14
7 Talavera - 10
8 Chime / Kingston / Office - 9
9 Construction - 8 
10 Plasma / Town Square - 7
11 Sunset Terrace - 6 
12 Boardwalk - 5 
13 Hacienda / Harborstead / Nexus City - 4
14 Tropica / Tuscany - 2 

I did not vote for any of these maps.```

I did some research

on which map is the most overrated

so i did 100 games and that's the results

🤓☝️

(i was bored)

[humble laurel]

china town and hospital best maps

[spice edge]

ct overrated in my opinion

[storm mirage]

ct yes hosp is aweful

[humble laurel]

hospital is easy for seeking tbh

[glacial cedar]

Talavera

[worthy bison]

might change depending on region or something, interested analysis though

can you do the same for other games?

[worthy bison]

a bit too easy though, ct has a little more challenge in it in terms of spots

[blazing current]

So apparently everyone hates my goat tropica???

I love that map

Mainly for hiding tho

[spice edge]

would try but not now lmao

[woven crescent]

@echo garden why so slow?

I expected 1200 wins by now!

[storm mirage]

fr

get up to 3.2k by the end of today ur ur bad

[echo garden]

i prefer not to lose sleep over hns 🙏

[thorny veldt]

I found a non barrier spot in gold rush

Someone just ran off the map

I couldn't catch them because it's only small enough for blocks

Iost because of it 💔

[storm mirage]

😭

blocks have the same hitbox they were just hacking bro

[thorny veldt]

Hacking on a kids game 😭

[tacit swift]

@woven crescent You are trying to belittle the players achievement

@echo garden @woven crescent you say that crimson is slow to win and should have reached 1.2k wins and you didn't even come close to crimson's achievement and you're trying to lower any achievement to be higher than you

[glacial cedar]

can you not see it was obviously a joke

[storm mirage]

right 😭

[signal cliff]

I’ve finally memorized the entire map of goldrush.

[storm mirage]

gj!

[signal cliff]

Someone accused me of hacking

It’s because I bee-lined straight towards them.

[spice edge]

you better not

dont break your mental health to hns please

[proud tendon]

I should've knew that...

[patent stag]

Cough

[glacial cedar]

9/10ths done

[pliant robin]

BAD. PUPPY. Sit. your. delusional. pixel obsessed. Butt. down.
No more grinding the block game hide and squeaker leaderboard... you already have 40,000+ wins

Thats not a flex thats a straight up clinical condition 😭🙏

[storm mirage]

bro can u imagine that introduction

"Hi i have ADHD" "Mine's worse I have 40k hide and seek wins"

[pliant robin]

Nah, just at his next job interview like:

"Hi, I'm currently living with a rare but aggressive neurological condition called: Chronic Hide And Seek Hyperfixation Syndrome Type X (ChaSHeX)
It's genetically passed down through cracked servers and emotional neglect. Symptoms include involuntary crouching, uncontrollable leaderboard checking and hallucinations of seekers even in real life environments"

[storm mirage]

thats a goated ign btw

ChaSHex

[pliant robin]

[patent stag]

Puppy???

Ok bro

[pliant robin]

YES, you're a little pug, undeniably

Unquestionably

Irreversibly

All I hear is ruff, bark, yap like a shakespearean chihuahua

[patent stag]

Excuse me

[pliant robin]

yes my little barky bard Now go fetch! Fetch yourself some dignity

[patent stag]

Bruh

Ur done in dms

[pliant robin]

[patent stag]

Exactly

[pliant robin]

GUYS! The Lil guy is attacking my ankles!! send help!

Tiny menace has turned my lower limbs into his personal chew toys

send the puppy army

[patent stag]

I'm getting bullied

[crystal eagle]

what a terrible day to be literate

[jade furnace]

Hey what's up Guys I'm a pro hide and seek player 😉 anyone wanna play with me h&S

Level 52 currently now 😃

Bruh does anybody here I think y'all was off

[crisp ginkgo]

what

[crystal eagle]

english is hard

[crisp ginkgo]

real

what r u doing in the hns channel. get out.

[crystal eagle]

hey i have played this

[crisp ginkgo]

level 26

[crystal eagle]

good enough

[crisp ginkgo]

???

[crystal eagle]

???

[woven crescent]

@visual arrow HI

[crisp ginkgo]

omg gett em

[woven crescent]

xD

[crisp ginkgo]

it's always the x(username)x's

[woven crescent]

fr

[jade furnace]

Bro stuck on the wall 💀

I got the max Xp on hide and seek 😉 but this is not max 581 is the max xp on hide and seek

I think I join the wrong world ☠️

World seed on my profile Dp (Xbox)

But it's only works on 1.16 bruh

Joined*

[proud tendon]

Devious work

[crystal shale]

"don't tell anyone"

[harsh marten]

yet puts it on yt

[crisp ginkgo]

DONT TELL ANYONE! how to find all hiders in hide and seek (don't do this at 3am)

[crisp ginkgo]

mods are secretly deleting every message today

[sleek pine]

buddy's gonna do a purge all

[harsh marten]

@main kettle talavera 15

[glacial cedar]

absolute buns texture pack 🙏

[pliant robin]

If I stare at that for one more second, I might need to file a grief claim for emotional damage

Noir film shot through a depression diagnosis

[glacial cedar]

are you a hider?

[exotic wave]

not

[glacial cedar]

what is that supposed to mean

[harsh marten]

what does that mean

[patent stag]

Nah y does it look like a photo from the 1950s

[harsh marten]

pack

i might make my own pack though

[patent stag]

Hopefully it's better then this 🙏

[harsh marten]

but this pack is good

[patent stag]

It's black n white

[harsh marten]

its gray actually

[patent stag]

Also no color except the sky

[harsh marten]

theres also red

[patent stag]

Ye the sky

[harsh marten]

and the hotbar

[patent stag]

Bruh we ain't gonna talk abt wuts in the middle of the hotbar?

[harsh marten]

whats wrong

[patent stag]

U tryna summon something?

Like

[harsh marten]

soap are you happy emu is taking over next month

[harsh marten]

yes i'm doing the satan ritual

[patent stag]

Well i wanted u

To

[harsh marten]

i'm so off my prime rn

and i don't feel like grinding rn

i dont find enjoyment atm

[patent stag]

I kinda hate it but nothing i can do, got more things in life then tryna be #1

[pliant robin]

He installed the vintage despair in high resolution pack

[patent stag]

...

[harsh marten]

hi person

[glacial cedar]

*fake

[harsh marten]

should i call you vortex still?

[harsh marten]

fake is getting it this month, emu is taking over next month

[glacial cedar]

That’s what I meant

[pliant robin]

Its Lucian, now

[harsh marten]

got it

how have you been?

[pliant robin]

Meh, tried to resurrect my pc but it failed and I got cancelled by Microsoft so now I have to play on my old ancient clown of an xbox

and holy peanut butter the fps is worse than the xbox I had

[harsh marten]

aw

[pliant robin]

Imagine watching a powerpoint presentation from hell.

[harsh marten]

that sucks

[pliant robin]

thats what its like

[harsh marten]

i see

my game hasn't been running smoothly at all lately

it says 120 fps yet it feels so bad i feel like im running on a phone with that bad of a refresh rate

[pliant robin]

that's terrible

[harsh marten]

yeah

don't know why that happens but eh

living on w it

[pliant robin]

Well for me at least I didnt spend anything on my own pc and scoopers owes me money so @patent stag is oweing me

At least THIS one won't be cursed or laced with tragedy

[harsh marten]

my pc is prebuilt so that might explain the terrible performing

holy butternut i cant spell

[patent stag]

Nah u will get some surprises

🙏

[harsh marten]

you're the one getting surprised

[patent stag]

Wut

[harsh marten]

watch lucian and manx show up at your house within next week

[patent stag]

[pliant robin]

I leaked soap to everyone in a 12 plane dimension radius

[harsh marten]

gaming

[patent stag]

If that happens let's just say i will never be logging on EVER again 🙏 🙏

[harsh marten]

GOOD

that must happen

[pliant robin]

count your shoelaces bucko

[patent stag]

Wut

[pliant robin]

plot twist you dont have any because you wear flip flops and those weird flippers with straps

[patent stag]

Dms

[pliant robin]

Oh NOOOO! Sound the alarms everyone

Its the mighty terror of toy aisle... Sir Wigglesnarl is coming for me

[patent stag]

Well i don't think i can send pics of my shoes here

[pliant robin]

Attack On Ankles: The Fidget Spinning Chihuahua Saga, Part III – Barkening Dawn

[glacial cedar]

Worse

[patent stag]

Wut

[glacial cedar]

Just wait till I get that addie

[patent stag]

No

[glacial cedar]

What happened to 200k this month?

[harsh marten]

next month

if i feel like grinding

[glacial cedar]

Scared

[harsh marten]

but im way too off my prime rn

[glacial cedar]

Excuses excuses excuses

[harsh marten]

no

[glacial cedar]

What happened to scoopes when he made excuses, he got PASSED

You’re next

[pliant robin]

just install the squeaker finder cheats

[harsh marten]

passed what

[pliant robin]

Everyone does it and yet I got banned FOR CLICKING!!! 😭

[glacial cedar]

His #1 spot dummy

It’s already gone atp

[harsh marten]

but i dont hold any records?

[glacial cedar]

You will lose your account

[pliant robin]

Like I'm sorry Hiver Game System People that I got blessed with fingers that strut at unholy velocity

[harsh marten]

sure..

[glacial cedar]

How about that?!?

[harsh marten]

i wont though

[harsh marten]

ppl are really that desperate

[glacial cedar]

The SECOND fake passes scoopes I’m driving to his house

@patent stag

Extend that lead

[pliant robin]

Let the lil guy chase his own tail

Fake is fake its in his name

[patent stag]

Don't give him my address plzs

[harsh marten]

then fake loses his spot few weeks after

[harsh marten]

deservedly

[glacial cedar]

Then the next #1 gets passed by ME

2 days later

[harsh marten]

goodluck getting 32k in 2 days

[glacial cedar]

*31k

[harsh marten]

you have 9k now?

[glacial cedar]

Yes

[harsh marten]

good job

[glacial cedar]

Don’t underestimate me

[harsh marten]

only 1k then you quit

as you said

[glacial cedar]

My power is beyond your comprehension

[glacial cedar]

Yes

Or 100k hider kills

[harsh marten]

good

please quit

[glacial cedar]

What

[harsh marten]

yes

[glacial cedar]

That’s it

[harsh marten]

what

[glacial cedar]

I’m never dropping this game

[harsh marten]

GOOD

[glacial cedar]

💪💪

5k wins a month for the next 5 years

[pliant robin]

This isn't hide and seek anymore

[glacial cedar]

It’s wraps for EVERYONE

[harsh marten]

wanna bet

[pliant robin]

everyone is Hide and Seek

[glacial cedar]

What

[harsh marten]

lets see how it goes

[glacial cedar]

I bet you scoope’s house, job and soul that I’ll NEVER quit this game

[harsh marten]

OK

[pliant robin]

@patent stag I take back what I said get your jelly traumaclicks ass back to grinding, take back your spot, get 500k wins, don't let ANYONE take first place 🙏

[patent stag]

No i like retirement

[harsh marten]

LMAOO

[pliant robin]

NOOOO

[patent stag]

U have my account yk

So

[harsh marten]

i agree

soap i have your acc too

[pliant robin]

Yes let me grind my way through the flip frame type gameplay I definitely wont lose

[harsh marten]

unless you changed pass

[pliant robin]

he changed his pass

[harsh marten]

damn

[pliant robin]

Its unholy as all peanut better

[harsh marten]

sad

[glacial cedar]

Hurricaneshdw mentality

[harsh marten]

might wanna give me the new pass

i'll grind

[patent stag]

...no

[pliant robin]

hm.. nah imma just delete his account

[harsh marten]

good idea

so fake gets 1st

[patent stag]

Hey i need this account for crew 2 now

[harsh marten]

its fine

[pliant robin]

NUH UH!!!

[harsh marten]

just get a new acc

easy

[pliant robin]

You need to touch grass sir scoop

[patent stag]

But my progress

[harsh marten]

its fine

you wont lose much

[pliant robin]

You need to touch your spine and ask it how its still there

[harsh marten]

just few hours into the game but

[patent stag]

I will lose a lot actually

[harsh marten]

you already lost a lot

[patent stag]

My dad?

....

[harsh marten]

not only

your sanity

your spot

your time

your friends

[patent stag]

Mhm

[harsh marten]

your social ability skills with real human beings

[pliant robin]

I feel personally attacked

[patent stag]

U r

[harsh marten]

my bad

[pliant robin]

[harsh marten]

you're an exception

[pliant robin]

[patent stag]

Mhm

[harsh marten]

[pliant robin]

Anyways who's ready to attend my coming funeral?!?!

[harsh marten]

NO

you're not dying

[pliant robin]

What in the crunchy chunky dasterdly load of clown junk is this 😔

[harsh marten]

it's 5 am i'm cooked

gotta be up in two hours

[patent stag]

It's 11pm

[harsh marten]

no actually one and a half

[pliant robin]

scoopes is more cooked than all of us

[harsh marten]

scoopes is the food itself

[pliant robin]

He's got the two greatest hitmen west of the missisipi tracking him down

[patent stag]

Wut

[harsh marten]

no scoopes is actually the whole kitchen itself

[pliant robin]

He burns down out of self pity

[harsh marten]

LOLL

[pliant robin]

✨️

[harsh marten]

😵

do i sleep for an hour or do i stayup

[pliant robin]

I think you should go sleepy nap time then be hours late and make up the greatest excuse

[harsh marten]

uhhh

probably

but i'll be so done for

i'll get grounded

[pliant robin]

nah... "my dog ate my homework" is the best saving line

[harsh marten]

LMAOO

[pliant robin]

works all the time

[harsh marten]

i gotta get up early to appointment

[pliant robin]

Dont do it repitively thats what got me fired 🥲

[harsh marten]

then got my hours of looking for internship or job

and revising my traffic regulations

lifes tough

[glacial cedar]

How’s the weather up there little fella?

[pliant robin]

Tough being the law abiding citizen 🙏 😔

[harsh marten]

real

[patent stag]

I think i broke my pinky toe

So going great

):

[harsh marten]

god my best friend would kill me if she knows i barely even slept

i can english

[patent stag]

Best fired

[glacial cedar]

Storms hit you hard enough?

[patent stag]

Ye

[pliant robin]

dont worry I'll remind her that you slept for 1 hour ✨️

[harsh marten]

you're fired

[harsh marten]

HELL NAH

[patent stag]

Was at work when it hit

[glacial cedar]

I sent those storms

[harsh marten]

please dont

[glacial cedar]

They were a distraction

[pliant robin]

Because I definitely know who it is

[patent stag]

Wut

[harsh marten]

yeah you definitely know her

[pliant robin]

[glacial cedar]

Don’t check your attic

[harsh marten]

you don't speak to french women as far as i know

[glacial cedar]

Friendly advice

[patent stag]

[pliant robin]

I might

[harsh marten]

@patent stag you will sink just like the titanic

[patent stag]

The attic entrance is in my brother's closet

I'm not kidding

[glacial cedar]

Me and him had a chat

[patent stag]

wut

[glacial cedar]

About you

[patent stag]

Nuh

[harsh marten]

does your brother hide minors in his closet

[pliant robin]

😭

[patent stag]

Great split me apart

...

[harsh marten]

good idea

[glacial cedar]

👍👍

I willingly accepted the offer

[patent stag]

I hope not

[harsh marten]

....

what if he did

[glacial cedar]

He’s a great guy lowkey

We had a heart to heart conversation

[pliant robin]

Bring together the duo, the ones and only... Scoopes brother and Diana!!!!!!

The greatest Bonnie and Clyde of cringe

[harsh marten]

HELL YEAH

i mean hell no

[spice edge]

diana still exists?

[harsh marten]

apparently

[harsh marten]

YOU AWAKE?

[spice edge]

"wait.. something's wrong !!" Ahh reaction 😭🙏

[pliant robin]

The duo would be the most embarassing couple at a party

[harsh marten]

loll

[pliant robin]

ok wannabe kitkat calm down

[harsh marten]

kitkat is madness

[patent stag]

Let me relax

[pliant robin]

want me to twist your pinky toe even further??

[patent stag]

[pliant robin]

Then stay in your cage

[patent stag]

It hurts so bad already

[harsh marten]

good

[proud tendon]

Have you tried to turn it off and back on again?

[patent stag]

Ye

[proud tendon]

Seems you need some soup, Soup

[pliant robin]

Yes he needs a soup that lines up with his family heritage and makes his ancestors proud

Cody's Creepy Chowder: A taste of unwanted tradition

[patent stag]

Js had some

[spice edge]

yo guys dont tell anyone !!

proceeds to post it on yt

[harsh marten]

don't tell anyone

@exotic wave sorry i told everyone

[spice edge]

my nitro goin bye bye

oh no

[pliant robin]

Waiting for their next funniest video...
—
"How to win at life (keep this between us... okay?)"

[harsh marten]

[proud tendon]

It really reminds of me of a "I found out how to get free v-bucks, but don't tell anyone guys"

[pliant robin]

Some next level irony

[pliant robin]

Well slap my soul and call it subscribed ITS ACTUALLY YOU!
I can't believe it... my parasocial heart just flatlined

I'm your #1 fan on Youtube dot tragedy dot com

[harsh marten]

casually exposing yourself through youtube though

[pliant robin]

thats just cheating with extra steps and 3 minutes of game time

could be worse

[harsh marten]

still cheating

🤷

the fact that this isn't an efficient way to find ppl

???

[exotic wave]

I do that not often

STOP🙏

[pliant robin]

yes how to cheat inefficiently

[harsh marten]

real

[inland tulip]

[exotic wave]

I'm very unsettled

[woven crescent]

You shouldnt do it at all 🙏

[tall kernel]

Does anyone know what this is?

[livid ermine]

You can customise the block when you're a hider, with that you unlocked anime eyes as eyes

[drowsy plinth]

skin bug 😆

[spare turret]

Dude i was playing and some guy was joining all my servers js to say i don't have a job meanwhile saying " find me"

Hide and seek is so weird

[main kettle]

helo guys

[thick kelp]

yo seeker

[main kettle]

hello shortcat

[thick kelp]

we meet again

[main kettle]

I seen u before

yeah

[thick kelp]

correct

but where

that is thy question

what you up to

[proud tendon]

1947Million

Seriously though, I have no clue, I quit hns, I only came back to do the 5 wins for the element ticket challenges a few days ago

[exotic wave]

3001 kills

[harsh marten]

currently 25,837

[proud tendon]

I was actually close

[harsh marten]

fr

[glacial cedar]

light work

[proud tendon]

You just gotta play 25,837 matches while getting 1 kill per game

[glacial cedar]

no

25,838 matches

[harsh marten]

sure

[thorn gyro]

Is there a uuLilo?

[proud tendon]

You can be one

[echo garden]

alr challenge accepted

[signal cliff]

Goldrush is the best map.

[inland tulip]

who got it?

[karmic matrix]

u went to every thing 😭

[crisp ginkgo]

25,837

there are 5 occurences of 25k+, nobody has ever gotten 26k yet or more (that we know since lbs came so late to hns back in june 2022)

for what it's worth the monthly record for wins is 6,111

[crisp ginkgo]

menacingemu holds all 3 of the highest monthly kills records

1 MenacingEmu2431 04/25 25,837
2 MenacingEmu2431 03/25 25,834
3 MenacingEmu2431 02/25 25,832

[proud tendon]

Fort here

[storm mirage]

where tho

[proud tendon]

He's banished, so I'm replacing him for now, granted I'm not gonna overdo it like he did

[storm mirage]

ah

[patent stag]

That's wut I'm saying

Ez 30k if u solo

[fleet stag]

glaze

[ionic flame]

@slow steppe would love to

[lunar loom]

Fort gone 😔

[thorn gyro]

Hi ggcraft

[harsh marten]

180k

[plush swallow]

@dark rapids Hello

[glacial cedar]

Not for u

[patent stag]

Wdym

[proud tendon]

He's saying you cannot get that much kills solo in a month

[crisp ginkgo]

who is @dark rapids

[inland tulip]

who did this record too?

[crisp ginkgo]

Guess!

[inland tulip]

Emu? 😭🙏🏼

[crisp ginkgo]

How did u guess first try

[inland tulip]

Hive grinders are something else

[crisp ginkgo]

if ur interested in seeing the lbs then Dms

[inland tulip]

Well I’m on them so I’m pretty caught up but like those are some crazy stats 😭

[crisp ginkgo]

lit

ive made my own lbs like monthly records or hiders killed and wins and some more

[inland tulip]

Oh okay dope

[crisp ginkgo]

i havent got a bot or a site for them now tho so dming ppl is all i can do

[main kettle]

hello

[inland tulip]

Right, the only crazy stat I remember (idk if anyone has beaten it) is last year Zhadow got 1st and 2nd (with an alt) on a monthly leaderboard

That was crazy

[inland tulip]

👋🏼👋🏼

[crisp ginkgo]

lmao it depends on the month but yeah crazy stuff

[main kettle]

hello blurr

[thorn gyro]

Gj hvn

[karmic matrix]

oh

[trail oriole]

oh

[proud tendon]

Fort here

[proud plaza]

can't i relax?

[exotic wave]

I often go there too.

[peak forum]

thats funny

[thorn gyro]

?

@harsh marten is this true?

[harsh marten]

no

i have not found my lilo yet 😔

[proud tendon]

Stitch, you could get chaser to be your lilo

[harsh marten]

NO

[storm mirage]

werent u dating someone just recently?

[harsh marten]

not anymore

[storm mirage]

im so sorry for ur loss

[harsh marten]

hits hard but i'm getting over it slowly

too much stuff happening atm

[storm mirage]

u got this fr

[harsh marten]

mhm

[harsh marten]

@storm mirage

[storm mirage]

whats the unemployment rate in france

unrelated question

[harsh marten]

bro..

idk tbh

not even congratulating me 😭

[storm mirage]

nope

[harsh marten]

rude

[storm mirage]

I wouldn't congratulate a friend for his 180,000th beer either

its kinda the same thing

instead of a congratulation I'd propose an intervention

[harsh marten]

wow

rude

[storm mirage]

😭

congrats btw

[harsh marten]

ty

[olive scarab]

I bet in this game, you hide, and if you are found, you seek..

[proud plaza]

ggs!!

[crisp ginkgo]

yeah once ur past 100k increments of 10k dont matter imo

like 100k maybe 150 then 200k

they're nice mini checkpoints tho

[woven crescent]

@echo garden nice ghosting
Imagine not finding me and getting on a friend to say where i am xD

[echo garden]

i don't ghost

[woven crescent]

But your friend does xD

So no difference

Just bc youre too bad to find me xD

[echo garden]

im not responsible for my friends bad behavior, im not involved and i don't support it. im not a cheater,, i do not ghost

[proud tendon]

Which spot was it

[woven crescent]

You can kick them???
And like he TOLD YOU where i was

[woven crescent]

Uhh behind spawn on tala

[proud tendon]

Hold on

[echo garden]

uhh no?? i didn't kill you

[woven crescent]

Then it was @faint niche that he told where i was??? xD

Well anyways this guy was in your party and told whoever where i was

[echo garden]

like i said, i don't know, because im not involved

[proud tendon]

This one?

[woven crescent]

No in the house

[proud tendon]

Ah

[woven crescent]

Was kinda dodging xD

[proud tendon]

Tbh

[echo garden]

and you wanna call me a “dodging clown” 😭

[proud tendon]

Any good seeker could be defeated if you dodged by moving to different spots, granted due to sound, particles, etc.
Now goodbye, as ima go back to mm

[woven crescent]

No need to lie:D

[proud tendon]

Granted due to those, it'll be hard to pull off/other players in the game

[woven crescent]

Ye ik xD

[proud tendon]

Easy example is the truck in priyray

Or however you spell it

[echo garden]

bro,, im not a liar XD

[storm mirage]

ew

why would u ever feel the need to dodge

either hide in one place or run

[woven crescent]

You have any proof of you lying/not lying?

[storm mirage]

also whats going on someone give me a tldr

[woven crescent]

Just wanted some more evidence on them cheating:D

[ivory nest]

no

[echo garden]

proof of what, exactly?

[woven crescent]

For example gameplay?

[echo garden]

you keep dragging my name,, it's not even me breaking the rules 🙏

[echo garden]

idk wym

[woven crescent]

I meant with "them" your group

[woven crescent]

...

[echo garden]

i see

[echo garden]

like proof i can seek Talavera map without using some ghost account ?😂

[inland tulip]

Wth is ghosting 😭🙏🏼

[proud tendon]

I thought that was only a thing in mm

[echo garden]

spectate, essentially

[ivory nest]

no its in most game modes

[inland tulip]

Oh like when u join someone’s game and then tell someone where they are?

[echo garden]

yes, that's right

[inland tulip]

Type

[proud tendon]

I still don't understand how ghosting works on hns

[inland tulip]

Look above ^

[proud tendon]

Still

[glacial cedar]

thats kinda embarrassing if u can't especially since u alr got 2.3k wins this month

[storm mirage]

i think they can tho

[glacial cedar]

by what i just read obviously not

thats IF the hiders actually know what they're doing 😭

[echo garden]

it's ez (when ppl aren't dodging xdd)

[echo garden]

^^

[proud tendon]

I realized goldrush my favourite map

Is my*

[proud tendon]

Btw sorry I reqed, I was only going for goldrush

[echo garden]

aa i seee

[lunar loom]

Hide and seek drama

[inland tulip]

U tryna hit a certain win goal by this month?

[echo garden]

hm idk about wins, but i am trying to break the “hider kills” record (im over halfway atm)

[storm mirage]

u got this fr

[echo garden]

thanks so much 🙏

[proud tendon]

Over halfway on the 9th day is crazy

Also why goldrush so rare to get, this unfair

[inland tulip]

So you’re tryna break like 26K?

[proud tendon]

[echo garden]

eh just play solos/duos kpg is much better

[echo garden]

hoping to get closer to 30k if possible!

[echo garden]

GGs congrats!!

[proud tendon]

Thanks ❤️

[storm mirage]

congrats!

what map?

[proud tendon]

Goldrush, best map

[storm mirage]

i got my first 15 there too

[proud tendon]

Map Id is "SoftEndCrystal8644", so you can see how I almost got robbed

Well replay id

[inland tulip]

Gosh dang

[pliant robin]

congrats, you got 181,050 hider kills.

[harsh marten]

thanks

[crisp ginkgo]

Good luck, ur on pace for 45k. getting even 30k will be great. people tend to slow down a lot around this point tho so gl

[glacial cedar]

before qrvzp is crazy

sad

[proud tendon]

"Probaby going to get some bot seeker"

[proud tendon]

Can someone explain to me how I lost this match fair and square?

[sudden wagon]

Report

[wispy root]

yep no way is that fair

[narrow kiln]

HOW

[proud tendon]

They said with blocks, but that message was deleted

[narrow kiln]

ah ok

[narrow kiln]

bruh

[narrow kiln]

nice

t2t01x online

[glacial beacon]

with blocks

ahah so funny this game

[woven crescent]

Ik

[glacial beacon]

op spot

[glacial beacon]

yeah haha

[pulsar prism]

I find you quite easily

It's not such a strong hiding place

[glacial beacon]

there is no perfect hiding place

I think the only way to win is to avoid strong seekers

[pulsar prism]

Mhh

[pulsar prism]

Idk

I know a pretty good hiding place.

In Pripyat, almost no one can find it

[narrow kiln]

i think now he is off

i dont see him

[glacial beacon]

XD

[pulsar prism]

oh god i didn't think the most toxic player in the whole hive was here too

[woven crescent]

💀

[pulsar prism]

The important thing is that you know it

[glacial beacon]

my skin^^

lol

[main kettle]

hello

[inland tulip]

Hey

[inland tulip]

How do you talk in party chat in Hive

Like what button

[signal cliff]

How are you a haybale lol.

[glacial cedar]

/pc then ur message

Party has to be 3 or more players tho I think

[inland tulip]

Preciate it 🙏🏼

[proud tendon]

Yeah, 3 or more, if it's just two, then it wouldn't really make sense imo

[exotic wave]

he use bypass anti ban

[peak current]

lol

I found the best god hiding spot

[exotic wave]

where?

[peak current]

It’s in the map with the giant tree in the middle

Go to the library, then parkour on the shelves to the middle shelf. No one will EVER find you!

[crisp ginkgo]

that's adorable tbh

[glacial cedar]

chime?

[peak current]

Yes. Just parkour onto the middle shelf in the library nearby

[glacial cedar]

that spot is light

[proud tendon]

True

[exotic wave]

he use glitch or cheater?

Replay code: TopsBoneMeal504

[glacial beacon]

i think he is a cheater haah

pripya so easy for seekers

there are no spot

[exotic wave]

What I mean by that is, the time hasn't even started yet, but suddenly he killed me.

he killed me before the match started

[glacial beacon]

He simply used noclip to go through the wall and went outside the map.

[crisp ginkgo]

if you have low ping you can break out early on pripyat

it's probably not noclipping but it's still against the rules

[glacial beacon]

With all the cheaters there are on Minecraft, it's more likely that he's using some mod menu

However, The Hive should put invisible barriers near the Seekers' spawn

[crisp ginkgo]

no, most seekers who break out of seeker spawn don't use noclips as i said it's very possible to break out without mods

definitely check the replay, it's easy to tell

[harsh marten]

in this case he just broke out the seeker spawn

but either way it's not allowed

[glacial beacon]

I understand, I didn't say it's not true, but we can't know what he used

[crisp ginkgo]

you can tell with replay

[glacial beacon]

eah

watch the replay

[harsh marten]

i just saw the replay

he just broke out the seeker spawn

[crisp ginkgo]

yeah!

[harsh marten]

but it's not allowed anyways so

🤷‍♂️

[crisp ginkgo]

oh yeah absolutely, i'm just saying noclipping and movement based cheats in general are almost exclusively used by hiders because seekers gain no significant advantage from them.

hiders noclip or fly or use speedhacks sometimes, seekers will use ESP

[harsh marten]

let's say i just saw someone use phase and esp as a seeker

😭

and still missed 2 while esp

[crisp ginkgo]

LOL

[proud tendon]

That means they're even worse than me

[exotic wave]

There are also those who use teleport click to exit the map.

[exotic wave]

I already know that, but how can I achieve a low ping?

[brave kraken]

.

[crisp ginkgo]

Don't want people to know and then abuse glitches lol

[crisp ginkgo]

Always the IGN's w random numbers 💔

love the public shaming

[woven crescent]

same guy again

Should i put everytime i encounter a cheater here?

[crisp ginkgo]

honestly it'll be a good way for others legit players to dodge them so yeah

[crisp ginkgo]

how do uk its the same guy ? it's a diff ign

[woven crescent]

Same pattern

Tbh probably even the same person that sniped yesterday xD

[main kettle]

hello

[woven crescent]

expected

[proud tendon]

Musta drank a redbull to get there

[storm mirage]

no that would take at least 2

[sweet patrol]

they should get a job instead of hacking lmao

[sleek pine]

[patent stag]

Silly guy he should know it's dangerous to be on the roof, he should come back inside...

[vagrant wharf]

i think i made him crash out

[spice edge]

2 what? apples? pears?

[crisp ginkgo]

@sacred knot ur a big meanie

[proud tendon]

Rockstars

[high lark]

@iron elk you need to touch grass lol

teach me your ways lol

[signal cliff]

How??

Did bro memorize all the spots?

[elder cipher]

Anyone interested in joining a clan

Ik @proud tendon is in it but anyone else?

[shadow juniper]

Good job @iron elk :DD

[iron elk]

Ty!!!

[inland tulip]

Bro just told u to touch grass then said to teach him your ways 😭

[proud tendon]

❤️

[proud tendon]

Construction?

[exotic wave]

goldrush

[proud tendon]

Must be that one winter map

[proud tendon]

Ah, so it was Fairy Garden, thanks

[wise crane]

It's been so long until I came back here:/

[mild marlin]

Can we have Detroit as a map

[modest bison]

Am too lazy to memorize maps, I just walk around till I find something moving (≧∀≦)

[wicked dawn]

hacking in hide and seek of all games 😭

[harsh marten]

there's more cheaters than you'd expect in here trust me

[wicked dawn]

why do people cheat in this game?? 😭

[harsh marten]

ask them idk

[wicked dawn]

ok

[harsh marten]

lots of cheaters there are just mobile childs who decided to try out cheating to go out of map

but there's also those who snipe ofc not a surprise

[modest bison]

Probably lacking of skills

[high lark]

well i am grass

my bff was the last hider and he actually won lol

found the most GODLY spot

[high lark]

kids these days...

[paper fulcrum]

Bro, in the space of like 30 seconds, cheating sucks sm

[austere blaze]

r u serious or no?

if so- u do see level 75 right? and hospital is typically and easier map

and im not sure if u check leaderboards but if so you'd understand why it was in like 30 seconds

[woven crescent]

💀

[paper fulcrum]

This was on Kingston, and I'm guessing 75 from cheats. Being fr, killed everyone so quickly. Bro paused, ran and killed everybody. Someone in chat said they'd done it for every match. So props to them if they know the maps and can kill everyone that quickly, but that's insane

[paper fulcrum]

Being fr, you played that so many times before, or you using something?

Bc if that's fr, that's literally insane, props to you man

[harsh marten]

he doesn't cheat

[paper fulcrum]

Fairs bro

That's insane, well done mate

[spice edge]

Chime: 8 / 18 votes
China Town: 25 / 62 votes
Construction: 11 / 25 votes 
Facility: 6 / 19 votes
Goldrush: 8 / 22 votes
Hacienda: 3 / 8 votes
Harborstead: 5 / 10 votes
Harvest: 19 / 52 votes
Hospital: 22 / 67 votes
Kingston: 12 / 38 votes
Nexus City: 3 / 8 votes
Office: 8 / 19 votes
Plasma: 5 / 15 votes
Pripyat: 24 / 63 votes
Sunset Terrace: 5 / 12 votes
Talavera: 6 / 13 votes
Town Square: 14 / 26 votes
Tropica: 3 / 6 votes
Tuscany: 5 / 11 votes

Games: 200, 510 votes in total. China still wins, Hosp still has most votes.

LB Most Wins
1 China Town - 25
2 Pripyat - 24
3 Hospital - 22
4 Harvest - 19
5 Town Square - 14
6 Kingston - 12
7 Construction - 11
8 Boardwalk / Chime / Goldrush / Office - 8
9 Facility / Talavera - 6 
10 Harborstead / Plasma / Sunset Terrace / Tuscany - 5
11 Hacienda / Nexus City / Tropica - 3


LB Most Votes as Winner
1 Hospital - 67
2 Pripyat - 63
3 China Town - 62
4 Harvest - 52
5 Kingston - 38
6 Town Square - 26
7 Construction - 25
8 Goldrush - 22
9 Facility / Office - 19
10 Chime - 18
11 Boardwalk - 16
12 Plasma - 15
13 Talavera - 13
14 Sunset Terrace - 12
15 Tuscany - 11
16 Harborstead - 10
17 Nexus City / Hacienda - 8 
18 Tropica - 6

I did not vote for any of these maps.```

did another 100 games

Hosp, Prip and CT are def overrated

[rain hound]

office is my fav map

[vernal oyster]

Not a cheater, just a person who spends lots of times learning every map because they going for hider kills i assume

Learn every map = memorize. Basically chess move learning

[dense finch]

He's just someone who no life's this mode and knows every spot

[paper fulcrum]

Fairs mate, props to him

[dense finch]

He said he carries me lmao

[harsh marten]

Boardwalk 15

[crystal eagle]

all top players know their respective maps by heart, youre not hiding from them unless you urself go out of map 🚒

and pls dont do that

[harsh marten]

please do that

[crystal eagle]

😳

[woven crescent]

like that?

[harsh marten]

yes

[crystal eagle]

yes

[frank quarry]

yes

[woven crescent]

got another example:D

[harsh marten]

:D

[woven crescent]

wow back2back

[woven crescent]

same guy again but changed names

and 4 in just over 2 hours wow

goated game

[storm mirage]

too violent, would violate hive's policies

[blazing current]

Not Tropica being second last, last, and last again 😭

Why do people hate that map????

[spice edge]

dk dude eu randoms doesnt like this map ig 😭😭

[blazing current]

I only vote for it because of that one lamp spot but it’s the best looking map imo

[spice edge]

i might try and do it in na servers next tiem

[blazing current]

Alr

Maybe I’ll be one of those tropica votes

[signal cliff]

Goldrush is the best map >

[thorn gyro]

No pripyat

[signal cliff]

I have goldrush memorized

[storm mirage]

absolutely not

[signal cliff]

AnAbsurdName!!

[storm mirage]

MarlinDaDuck!!

[thorn gyro]

Good for seeking

[signal cliff]

Pripyat is like bottom 5 maps.

[thorn gyro]

I memorized it when I was maxing

[storm mirage]

there are better maps for seeking and pripyat is also just bland and boring

[thorn gyro]

Prob still have most of it memorized

[thorn gyro]

Pripyat best for seeking

I like hospital too

[storm mirage]

they gotta make it slightly bigger, make gray wool a choosable block, and like idk let u go on the stalls again

[signal cliff]

Hospital is pretty good.

[storm mirage]

kingston plasma tala hosp are way better/faster for seeking

and thats only if ur tryna be boring and grind seeker wins

[thorn gyro]

Good thing its opinionated

[storm mirage]

if u wanna have fun seeking then choose goldrush, office, hacienda, tuscany, sunset, nexus, china town, etc etc

[thorn gyro]

I have fun seeking on pripyat

[storm mirage]

unbelievable

that map is so bland

[thorn gyro]

Sad face

[storm mirage]

wait how many times have u played on it

[thorn gyro]

Many

[storm mirage]

maybe u haven't gotten bored of it yet

also u should vote for the forum post to make gray wool a pripyat block

[stiff latch]

🪿

[proud tendon]

They should make it more common

[clever magnet]

Man it's funny seeing sweats for this game

[signal cliff]

Agreed.

It’s always never there

[proud tendon]

Truee

Then it has the great idea to make it appear, but doesn't get chosen because it got beat over

[harsh marten]

i love tala

solo seeking talavera is the best

[woven crescent]

out of bounce system when?

[high dust]

[exotic wave]

Plasma map?

[woven crescent]

Yea

[patent stag]

He's js cooking wdym..

[woven crescent]

Ohh mb

[woven crescent]

what about him?

Funny guy

"Snipping"

[proud tendon]

Farming melons