🐝・hive-chat

[silk rover]

When ur a huge HK fan so u get the HK mouse cursor

[fair plume]

You again

[silk rover]

wasssup

[fair plume]

Yoo dude

[silk rover]

im on hive rn

[fair plume]

Noice

[silk rover]

yeah

[fair plume]

Are u bc rn..?

[silk rover]

huh

[brisk harness]

anyone wanna be friends

[fair plume]

Huh

[warm oriole]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[fallen prism]

No

[warm oriole]

😢

[fair plume]

Absolutely yes

[warm oriole]

❤️

[fallen prism]

Absolutely no

You ruined my next two weeks

[warm oriole]

g-guys.. why did i just receive a friend request from the alpha... 😰

[eager lagoon]

yesss lezz go

from who

[fair plume]

Heyy wassup

[eager lagoon]

oof

[warm oriole]

@dreamy radish

[eager lagoon]

ofc hes unverified

[fair plume]

Accept my frnd req tuck😭

[eager lagoon]

this is the guy

[fair plume]

Who

[eager lagoon]

the guy we were looking for all the time

[warm oriole]

business minded

[eager lagoon]

hes gonna save our a

[fair plume]

What

[eager lagoon]

@odd stirrup wake up

[fair plume]

To reality

[eager lagoon]

we dont even know reality from fantasy

[summer rover]

[fair plume]

Fahh

[woeful moon]

hi guys goodnight, I'm gonna sleep

[tawny gyro]

w

[pure steppe]

Gn :3

[harsh maple]

[onyx compass]

hello

[tribal heart]

@shrewd elbow

[pure steppe]

Hi

[onyx compass]

who wants to play with me ?

[broken glade]

say Skyblock 📸 this is you ---> 🤪

[bright knot]

you from iraq

[onyx compass]

yes

[kind oracle]

looking for cat girls

[eager lagoon]

yoo wsp

[modest saddle]

New partner?

[teal belfry]

ayyy

[onyx compass]

no

[teal belfry]

I got ultimate when does my role here change

[onyx compass]

iam partner with them more than 4 years ago

[modest saddle]

Ohhh damn cool

[fallen prism]

You got to do /synchronize

It doesn’t do that automatically

[onyx compass]

do you want to play ?

[teal belfry]

Ahh

I'm purple!

[modest saddle]

Naah man I'm busy tyfa tho

[onyx compass]

NP
have a good day!

[modest saddle]

Likewise ^^

[fallen prism]

@teal belfry

[harsh maple]

Hi

[fallen prism]

Now

[fair plume]

Hi

[lucid basin]

a tung

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[sacred adder]

Copia 🫂

[formal maple]

tung tung tung sahur

[sacred adder]

Greetings 🤝

[formal maple]

🤝

[fair plume]

You again

[formal maple]

yes, it’s me :D

[fair plume]

Ok bye

[formal maple]

oh- alright cya

[zenith tusk]

@everyone

[kind oracle]

how can i send pictures

some guy begging for ultimate

[formal maple]

[lavish python]

what is this chat

[lucid basin]

yalla

[fallen prism]

Yo!!

[zenith tusk]

Hahdhehhahahahahahahahaaggagahahahahagagagaa

[onyx compass]

guys who wants to play

[formal maple]

sure

[zenith tusk]

Partner

[fallen prism]

Yo McGrinder what game is next on your list

[onyx compass]

let`s go

[formal maple]

hive?

[onyx compass]

of course

[formal maple]

tbh, not sure just yet

[formal maple]

alr, what region

[fallen prism]

Ok

[onyx compass]

EU

[formal maple]

alright I’ll be on, gimme 2 mins

[fallen prism]

Im grinding Sky now in lvl 59 gonna be 100 hopefully by the end of next week

[zinc ether]

Sheesh.. that fast..

[fallen prism]

Or no in 2 weeks like this and next I’m gonna grind every day

[lavish python]

why is mc using 31 gigs of ram

[onyx compass]

can we talk on voice discord?

[zinc ether]

How many hours each day?

[fallen prism]

I will play every day until I’m 3 lvls higher

[formal maple]

I don’t rlly like to do vcs :(

[zinc ether]

Oh I see.. thats a big grind

[safe wadi]

good lad

[fallen prism]

In sky usually one lvl is 2,5 hours so 2,5*3=7,5 hours

[formal maple]

what-

[zinc ether]

I guess im not doing enough work when it comes to Skywars

[safe wadi]

you enjoying the weather?

[formal maple]

is that alr

[onyx compass]

how can we play without vc

[fallen prism]

100+ hours of sky

[formal maple]

hot 🥵

[formal maple]

in game chat?

[fallen prism]

Hmm maybe you’re doing enough

[formal maple]

does that work?

[zinc ether]

You up in the prestiges yet?

[safe wadi]

horrid right

[formal maple]

very

[onyx compass]

sorry i cant

[fallen prism]

Nope

[formal maple]

wait I have an idea

[zinc ether]

Unfortunately most times im at work or in the Studio

Or in My World working on a city

[formal maple]

what if we play & whenever you want to say smth, just come on discord & I’ll stay on discord so I can always reply

if that’ll work with you

[fallen prism]

Nice

[safe wadi]

35° today 32° tomorrow

[formal maple]

scary

[safe wadi]

😖

[fallen prism]

Do pres 5 next in skx

Sky*

[formal maple]

hell naw

[fallen prism]

For me it’s between 25 - 30 the whole week

In Germany

[mild crypt]

Hey guys can yu check my stats of ctf of this week

[fallen prism]

Or do lvl 1067

[formal maple]

anything but that level 😭

[fallen prism]

Haha

[formal maple]

67 is a horrid number

[fallen prism]

Didn’t track it sadly

[mild crypt]

I don't know how to check that's why I am asking

[fallen prism]

Monthly is

14 wins 18 losses
43,75 win rate
168 kills 49 deaths
3,43 KDR
35 assists ant the rest is unimportant

So pretty ok stats

[formal maple]

[runic rose]

W, stats!

[fair plume]

What a stats broooo😵

[runic rose]

A 3,43 KDR is nice

[snow crypt]

Lol a kid being toxic after i clutched his fire ball and destroyed him

[warm oriole]

Lol!

[snow crypt]

I even said ggs lol

[warm oriole]

Lol!

[formal maple]

some people cant handle losing

[snow crypt]

But bro was still being toxic js cause he lost

[snow crypt]

Fr lol

[warm oriole]

Haha!

[formal maple]

ye 😭

[snow crypt]

I clutched so hard he started being toxic

[zinc ether]

Yo is Player indicator mod considered cheating?

[snow crypt]

My best clutch fr

[zinc ether]

It shouldn't be classed as cheating but still

[formal maple]

crazy

[snow crypt]

I don't think so

You mean the crosshair thing right

[zinc ether]

Ight good, now that makes my grind way easier

[zinc ether]

It shows the player health above so I know if to go for them or not

[snow crypt]

Eh that's cheating...

I think

[errant maple]

absolutely yes

[zinc ether]

It shouldn't be but I'll ask a Mod

[snow crypt]

I thought you meant crosshair indicator

[zinc ether]

Nah

[snow crypt]

It is

[fair plume]

Hey u guys

[snow crypt]

Knowing someone's health

Is unfair

How do they even work on hive

I haven't seen them working on hive

[tawny summit]

is replay down?

[zinc ether]

My friend uses it

[obtuse gust]

Good morning 'veryone

[snow crypt]

How to use replay grr

[zinc ether]

Bro went up 5 levels and hardly dies ever since

[snow crypt]

It's cheating honestly

[autumn slate]

Hi good morning

[warm oriole]

you're not supporting your case

[errant maple]

good my yall

[zinc ether]

Whoever made that considered "cheating" should rethink and allow it mannnn

[errant maple]

morning *

[obtuse gust]

Whats the drama?

[snow crypt]

You can replay your matches?

[snow crypt]

It's not fair tho

[zinc ether]

With Hive Ultimate pass

[snow crypt]

Gr

[zinc ether]

Mod is free 🤷‍♂️

[warm oriole]

if you think it's not cheating YOU need to rethink 😭

[fallen prism]

Bro you played 4 games and lost all don’t be rude

[snow crypt]

Doesn't matter not everyone is using it so it's cheating it's not a server feature

[obtuse gust]

*or just buying replay by itself

[zinc ether]

My friend got 2 prestiges in one month using the mod.

[warm oriole]

listen for a second

[zinc ether]

Ye

[fallen prism]

So saying ahh stats but having 0 wins 4 losses 17 deaths

[safe wadi]

never

[snow crypt]

It's a skill issue if you are using that

[warm oriole]

you download a mod that makes the game easier, what is that called usually?

[zinc ether]

"Knowing their health without the mod" fairs

[snow crypt]

Js combo them even if you are low i fought a diamond armor when i was iron and was half heath

[zinc ether]

Alot of people still uses it from what I seen on twitch

[snow crypt]

Report

[warm oriole]

ah yes twitch streamers are good role models

[zinc ether]

I know what im doing G, i asked if health indicator was considered cheating that's all

[warm oriole]

and we answered

[zinc ether]

Well ok

[warm oriole]

and you denied our answer because it wasnt what you wanted to hear

[zinc ether]

Never denied it buddy, reread

[snow crypt]

Btw how is health indicator working on hive

[errant maple]

Someone knows how to use a zombie skin ? ( with arms up )

[warm oriole]

you're arguing on it

[zinc ether]

There's a Bypass but I never tried it

[snow crypt]

You have it?

[warm oriole]

if we said yes you would've been on your way

[zinc ether]

No your ego is just through the roof for no reason, calm your horses

[warm oriole]

where was i being egotistical

can you point that out for me

[fair plume]

I appreatiated u bro🥹

[errant maple]

yep i got the skin but hive don’t lemme use it

[zinc ether]

Just calm it, this convo don't involve u no more calm ur ego down

[modest saddle]

👉👆👇👈

[warm oriole]

again where is my ego

[snow crypt]

Crazy i am so scared of invisible people nowadays that whenever i see a block randomly placed i get scared

[warm oriole]

i'm just talking to you brother

[modest saddle]

Talk to me sister

[zinc ether]

Look above and you will see. Been got my answer and never "denied it". So the convo doesn't involve u no more

[warm oriole]

it's a public chat

[zinc ether]

If you're gonna keep arguing outta no where

[modest saddle]

So?

[snow crypt]

They are hunting me

[zinc ether]

Public that doesn't mean the business involves u

[warm oriole]

i just answered your question

[zinc ether]

Ok then leave it at that

[modest saddle]

Who is bro even talking to

[warm oriole]

you kept replying btw

[warm oriole]

everyone but me apparently

[zinc ether]

Cuz i can, and ur doing the same, u just proved my point

[warm oriole]

what point

[errant maple]

guys what r yall talking about ? 🥀

[zinc ether]

Read above, been got my answer, how you this low in IQ, now we both upping the score

[zinc ether]

Bro got egotistical outta no where when I told him I already got the answer

[obtuse gust]

@warm oriole and @zinc ether , eventually a mod is gonna see ya'll arguing..... I know it's not my conversation but it's kinda a stupid stupid argument

[warm oriole]

what are you talking about bro

[modest saddle]

upping

[zinc ether]

Anyways convo done

[warm oriole]

wheres my ego

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[warm oriole]

wheres my ego

[modest saddle]

jus sit down with yo popcorn bro

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[warm oriole]

joshua games 6698

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[obtuse gust]

Im tryin' to spice it up a bit, trust

[warm oriole]

say convo done if you love me romantically

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[warm oriole]

EASY

[obtuse gust]

XD

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[modest saddle]

[modest saddle]

Yea very little which isn't enough

[obtuse gust]

True...

[warm oriole]

say convo done if i'm the greatest person of all time

[zinc ether]

Convo done

Bro just keeps falling for it

[obtuse gust]

[warm oriole]

convo done?

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[crude iron]

🍿

[modest saddle]

🍨

[warm oriole]

first person to say convo done gets banned

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[obtuse gust]

Is "bro" talking about himself? 😭

[zinc ether]

No

[warm oriole]

jajajaja

[modest saddle]

Guys actually he likes taco bell so convo done

[warm oriole]

convo done

[obtuse gust]

Convo done

[zinc ether]

I was about to say something bout taco but to edgy for this server

[modest saddle]

No aura

[warm oriole]

crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal

[obtuse gust]

Never gonna give you up...

[warm oriole]

not funny

i still never found out when i showcased my ego

[obtuse gust]

Billie Jean is not my lova, she's just a girl, who says I am the one....

[modest saddle]

you mean not is funny?

[obtuse gust]

But the kid is not my son (hoo)

[zinc ether]

||Convo Done||

[modest saddle]

not 😂😂😂

[summer rover]

tuck i hit 100k messages just like you are you proud of me

[trim oxide]

Hi funny

[obtuse gust]

No, funny is not

[zinc ether]

The convo will be done hold on im manifesting

[warm oriole]

what

[warm oriole]

why'd you do that

[modest saddle]

read that again

[warm oriole]

that again

????

[zinc ether]

Ha ha

[warm oriole]

convo done

[obtuse gust]

Hey! What's under there?

[zinc ether]

Ok

[summer rover]

because i wanted to be like my idol tuckmw who also has 6 figure discord messages

[modest saddle]

Such a slowpoke

[obtuse gust]

(Unemployed)

[warm oriole]

90% from 2019

[modest saddle]

Check how many msgs i got

[warm oriole]

im good bro

[summer rover]

35k

[obtuse gust]

"milk"

[modest saddle]

35k not bad

[modest saddle]

Good to hear bro

[warm oriole]

i wish i never sent 1

[obtuse gust]

I joined like a couple months ago... where'm I sitting at?

[summer rover]

83563 messages since january 1st 2020

you liar

[warm oriole]

i dont remember

[junior glacier]

@lucid lagoon

[zinc ether]

Convo done

[junior glacier]

Wdym?

[zinc ether]

I'm joking fam

[junior glacier]

Lol

[fallen prism]

Oh because of the face you send

Then I say sorry

[obtuse gust]

@granite cave 🫂

[zinc ether]

Isn't Iridium around prestige 4 in skywars?

Or higher

[obtuse gust]

He's somewhere in the jobless range, yes.

[zinc ether]

I mean aye, He up there

[shadow apex]

hi

[tawdry sluice]

67

[raven raven]

67

[haughty oar]

good morning

need people for a video dm me if interested

[trim oxide]

need people for a video dm me if interested

[mellow junco]

Why’d you stole it

[warm oriole]

need people for a video dm me if interested

[tawdry sluice]

need people for a video dm me if interested

[shadow apex]

Heheheheeh its mine now 😈

[modest saddle]

Don't need people for a video dont dm me if interested

[haughty oar]

why am i being flamed bru lmao

[wooden linden]

Why not

[modest saddle]

Let's be nice to one another

[slow plover]

o

[trim oxide]

i need ppl for a vid

dm me if interested

[warm oriole]

i'm just trying to make a video and need people

[haughty oar]

yo chil

[haughty oar]

bc i actually need ppl for a vid lol

[wooden linden]

Hmm

[trim oxide]

samee

[wooden linden]

I’m guessing it’s a hive video

[shadow apex]

Hehe

ducks

[eager lagoon]

no

no

[warm oriole]

i actually need people too

[eager lagoon]

me too

[warm oriole]

i'm recording a video

[eager lagoon]

ok hell no

[trim oxide]

someone be in my video i need people

[eager lagoon]

WHAT KIND

OF VIDEO

[warm oriole]

mukbang

[eager lagoon]

oh

[trim oxide]

mukbang

[eager lagoon]

hell no

[warm oriole]

why

[trim oxide]

why

[eager lagoon]

ive seen enough nikocado

[warm oriole]

i'm skinny

[eager lagoon]

🧐

[gleaming jungle]

Lil

[eager lagoon]

lil peep

[trim oxide]

lil peep

lil jimbob

[eager lagoon]

😑

yea anyways

[gleaming jungle]

Lil ppls

[shadow apex]

[eager lagoon]

wanna join furple and me later

hive

@trim oxide

yep she died

[trim oxide]

im playing hive rn with abdo

[eager lagoon]

i said LATER

[trim oxide]

maybe

[eager lagoon]

LATER

[trim oxide]

if im not playing with abdo

[eager lagoon]

ah ok

then

[trim oxide]

okay

[tropic nexus]

👍

[eager lagoon]

who else do i have

[trim oxide]

z4lqs

actually nvm

[eager lagoon]

@lucid basin do you still play on hive

[warm oriole]

thats my trigger word

[eager lagoon]

yes go away

[eager lagoon]

TRIGGER?

[warm oriole]

?

[eager lagoon]

aight nvm

[lucid basin]

no

[open marlin]

trigger?

[lucid basin]

🥱

[open marlin]

where

[eager lagoon]

😑

[trim oxide]

hey

[rare panther]

Still no mm update

[eager lagoon]

ok

[lucid basin]

i play every now and then but only mm

[open marlin]

HEY

[trim oxide]

hi lol

[eager lagoon]

AAH

ok then just forget it

[open marlin]

valid game

very nice choice

[eager lagoon]

@safe wadi join me and furple later

👍👍

oh waif

[lucid basin]

yeah

[safe wadi]

time?

[eager lagoon]

uhh

[trim oxide]

6:07

[lucid basin]

but i lowk gave up and started grinding amongus

[safe wadi]

appreciate it mika

[eager lagoon]

11pm

[trim oxide]

mhm

[eager lagoon]

10pm

[late estuary]

who is HiveOpps8

[eager lagoon]

idk

[safe wadi]

yer good

[deep gyro]

H

[safe wadi]

sounds good

[eager lagoon]

gud

[trim oxide]

10 pm!!??

[eager lagoon]

shush

go back

ur not allowed here

🤭

[safe wadi]

yes thats normal time for when me and jimmy play

[trim oxide]

sing me a lullaby

[safe wadi]

what lullaby

[trim oxide]

any

[iron parcel]

why was i pinged

[safe wadi]

😖 uhh

hush little mika dont you cry

Jimmy wont be alright

theres your lullaby

[dapper tartan]

BRO I cook in bedwars

[warm oriole]

need people for a video

[trim oxide]

thanks so much this made me feel better

[safe wadi]

is it a food challenge

[warm oriole]

how'd you know

[safe wadi]

anytime mika

[safe wadi]

😖 something gave me a gut feeling

[warm oriole]

i can't finish all this food myself i'm pretty skinny

[safe wadi]

the lies only get you so far

[modest saddle]

pass the controller

[warm oriole]

real men don't tell fibs

[warm oriole]

are you sure you can handle it

[open marlin]

uh

[trim oxide]

yes

[open marlin]

twinklw twinklw

[warm oriole]

it's 55 burgers 55 fries 55 shakes

[open marlin]

smol star

high above in the air

[trim oxide]

thisbis making me feel worse

[open marlin]

very shiny star

[trim oxide]

thats not even how it goes

[drifting canopy]

@sullen cave I had to rq bro 😭

[open marlin]

very very very very shiny

[trim oxide]

wrap it up

[open marlin]

very very pretty star

[sullen cave]

lol why

[modest saddle]

will feed the homeless

[open marlin]

twinkle winklke smol star

[sullen cave]

you have a very cool skin tho

[open marlin]

i stop

[ornate drift]

Omg , tuck is still alive

[open marlin]

@trim oxide u like?

[trim oxide]

yessss <3

[drifting canopy]

Lvl 20

[ornate drift]

😱🫡

[open marlin]

why did darth maul get his sneakers

[warm oriole]

people dont wanna watch kindness

[sullen cave]

havent played bridge in ages tho

[drifting canopy]

Didn't know that

[warm oriole]

legends never die

[safe wadi]

mall darth

[ornate drift]

😱😱😱😱

[open marlin]

no

[safe wadi]

@safe wadi smite him

[open marlin]

darth vadre ned shoos

[trim oxide]

who is doll marth

[ornate drift]

Milk? , huh , hmmmmmm

Suspicious

[safe wadi]

some sumo wrestlers

[open marlin]

very funny man u r

[open marlin]

si.

[ornate drift]

I am what?

[trim oxide]

oh

[open marlin]

ywsyesyeyseysyesyeyseys

[modest saddle]

who cares

[warm oriole]

i care

[safe wadi]

mika run the 1s

[warm oriole]

i need money

[trim oxide]

haha

[ornate drift]

"I have no enemies" -tuck

[warm oriole]

i made one today

[safe wadi]

donate to me

[warm oriole]

no

[open marlin]

guys look at what fireultra is playing

[safe wadi]

who

[trim oxide]

who

[open marlin]

hes underage for that

[warm oriole]

just say

[ornate drift]

Hey could u gift me replay cinema 🥹🥹🥹

[open marlin]

such a scam that is

barely use it

[warm oriole]

i've seen 12 year olds playing that game

[ornate drift]

What?

[strange pike]

[open marlin]

ikik

[ornate drift]

Bro , why is the last two words at the end?

[open marlin]

because its the LAST two words

[warm oriole]

because the bird read the book

[open marlin]

at the END

[safe wadi]

twin frl 🥺

[warm oriole]

asked!

[shadow apex]

...

[modest saddle]

Because I'll write your ending

[open marlin]

aahahahhahahueuoij3delkwqw

[warm oriole]

theyre not even here bro..

[open marlin]

die

[trim oxide]

asked

[safe wadi]

that flopped

[trim oxide]

tad bit late

[warm oriole]

ok then so did this

[trim oxide]

what

[warm oriole]

flopped harder tbh

[open marlin]

oh yes is didnt see that it was so irrelevant

[warm oriole]

what

[ornate drift]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[trim oxide]

no

[open marlin]

no

[eager lagoon]

i need 1000 orbs

[warm oriole]

for

[eager lagoon]

+60

[modest saddle]

400 here

[open marlin]

gd?

[eager lagoon]

decoration

[ornate drift]

GD mentioned

[warm oriole]

what the freak

[eager lagoon]

no not geometry dash

discord

[safe wadi]

@eager lagoon nitro gives 240 for watch quests

[modest saddle]

Ill smoke them all orbs on nitro again

[open marlin]

that game was peak in 23

[eager lagoon]

i play cracked gd since i dont wanna spend 2 dollars on it on steam

[warm oriole]

cheap

[eager lagoon]

yeaaa ik

[ornate drift]

Since when is GD is cracked? Who cracked GD?

[open marlin]

yet u spend 20 on mc

[safe wadi]

and it give gamepass for xbox 🥺

[warm oriole]

What?

[eager lagoon]

still crazy that they nerfed it

[safe wadi]

no mika we will NOT be doin that

[warm oriole]

true

[trim oxide]

???

[eager lagoon]

isnt it like 50 games included?

[ornate drift]

Duelo maestro

[safe wadi]

yes

[eager lagoon]

30

[safe wadi]

WE all saw that

[warm oriole]

true

[safe wadi]

😭😭

[eager lagoon]

that was one time😭

[trim oxide]

whos we 😂🖖

[warm oriole]

me

[eager lagoon]

what happened

[trim oxide]

right

[warm oriole]

whos we

[ornate drift]

Tuck 🥺

[eager lagoon]

oh wait

[open marlin]

whos we

[ornate drift]

[modest saddle]

Who's we bro

[eager lagoon]

NO I WONT

[swift stag]

[eager lagoon]

BUY FEET

[warm oriole]

yes

[eager lagoon]

I HAVE MY OWN

[trim oxide]

jimmys weird

[eager lagoon]

TASTE

[modest saddle]

Frame this

[ornate drift]

[open marlin]

this guy stalk us

[eager lagoon]

IN DECO

[safe wadi]

WE as in all 193,098 hive members

[rare panther]

💀

[warm oriole]

what

[trim oxide]

Hi

[safe wadi]

hello

[modest saddle]

Ok y'all weird

[warm oriole]

193097 because i'm not included

[eager lagoon]

mika shhhh

[open marlin]

193097 is going to leave after what u said

[safe wadi]

WHO is "yall"

[eager lagoon]

mika weirder than me

[trim oxide]

bye

[rare panther]

Among us in the big 26

[eager lagoon]

go back to the game

[safe wadi]

bros dissing

[modest saddle]

🫵

[trim oxide]

no

[safe wadi]

never

[eager lagoon]

who gon stop me

[trim oxide]

everyone

[modest saddle]

Cope

[eager lagoon]

no

[warm oriole]

why do all your names start with m

[open marlin]

bahhahahahhahahah

[eager lagoon]

mimmy

[safe wadi]

arsenal Roblox game reference

[eager lagoon]

yes

[open marlin]

bahahahahahhhah

[trim oxide]

mimmy???

[safe wadi]

buddy cant read

[solemn lagoon]

?

[ornate drift]

M is good , cus we all mommi3s

[safe wadi]

pause

[warm oriole]

every single one of your names start with m

[trim oxide]

WHO is mimmy 😭😭

[eager lagoon]

i am not a mommy

[safe wadi]

WHAT

[trim oxide]

??

[safe wadi]

pardon?

[trim oxide]

what can i say

[warm oriole]

except

[eager lagoon]

no

[ornate drift]

Mika is a mommy

[trim oxide]

?

[warm oriole]

?

[open marlin]

my name seb

[eager lagoon]

😭

[modest saddle]

MuckMW 🤮

[open marlin]

very nice

[eager lagoon]

jimmy

donaldson

[warm oriole]

no my name doesn't start with an M

[eager lagoon]

mucker

[safe wadi]

yo?

[eager lagoon]

it does

[open marlin]

tangerine

[warm oriole]

No

[modest saddle]

That one pokemon muck

[eager lagoon]

am i mommy material

[warm oriole]

muk*

[safe wadi]

TubbyMW

[open marlin]

bang

[warm oriole]

?

[ornate drift]

It's all yours

[eager lagoon]

no

[safe wadi]

😭 you call me daddy bro idt ima answer this

[warm oriole]

thats young

for the record

[summer rover]

its a no

[safe wadi]

woah

[open marlin]

MALE?

[safe wadi]

😭

[open marlin]

whoa

[ornate drift]

why do people like futa?

[modest saddle]

"Unfortunately"

[eager lagoon]

yes ty dom for ur opinion

[warm oriole]

whats so shocking

[trim oxide]

Ok

[eager lagoon]

delete that

[open marlin]

MALE

[rare panther]

I’m using a resource pack that keeps the Minecraft logo while joining the server which I love

[ornate drift]

I'm just asking vro 🙏😭

[eager lagoon]

yea?

[safe wadi]

too old

[warm oriole]

20 is not old chat

[open marlin]

crazy woman u r

[safe wadi]

??

[trim oxide]

r u level 8

[ornate drift]

Player

[eager lagoon]

hell yea

[summer rover]

mods they are discussing age 🫩

[safe wadi]

mods, ban this guy!

[eager lagoon]

[warm oriole]

erm mods theyre d-discussing age 😰

[open marlin]

very weird ik

[eager lagoon]

dom shut up🥰

[open marlin]

u

[eager lagoon]

no

[open marlin]

ys

[trim oxide]

domino

[eager lagoon]

wdym ys

[open marlin]

oh oo

[eager lagoon]

young sheldon

[warm oriole]

young sheldon mentioned

[safe wadi]

ofc your talm bout pizza

[open marlin]

very funny

so funny

actually

[trim oxide]

"talm bout" 😭👌

[eager lagoon]

tuck finds it funny

[warm oriole]

talm bout

[eager lagoon]

am i right

[shrewd elbow]

Thanks for speaking up bro these hiveians are crazy in the unfunny way bro

[safe wadi]

ill smite you

[eager lagoon]

ah nvm

[open marlin]

syba

[safe wadi]

YOU are a wide individual

[warm oriole]

i'm skinny

[trim oxide]

Hi Chubby

[warm oriole]

hey

(she's talking to me)

[modest saddle]

For real bro

[fair plume]

Hey

[open marlin]

hi skinny walker

[signal garden]

nice to meet you skinny

[summer rover]

hi skin new york

[warm oriole]

you too goat

[fair plume]

Hi skinny

[eager lagoon]

@odd stirrup help those ppl are weird

[trim oxide]

these*

[signal garden]

[eager lagoon]

especially mika

[warm oriole]

am i weird chat be honest

[eager lagoon]

nerd

[shadow apex]

I like rice too 😮

[open marlin]

says the one

[trim oxide]

what do you want now

[eager lagoon]

yes

[modest saddle]

Absolutely

[shadow apex]

No

🫂

[safe wadi]

ok.

[warm oriole]

i'm getting mixed answers

[trim oxide]

sorry for correcting your incorrect english

[eager lagoon]

yes

[safe wadi]

Wow. Just wow. I sat here expecting at least the smallest crumb of humor and instead you delivered whatever that was supposed to be. Not a laugh, not a smile, not even that polite nose exhale people do when something is mildly amusing. My face remained completely motionless the entire time like I had just read the nutritional label on a cereal box. I actually paused for a second because I thought maybe the joke had not loaded yet, but no. That was the whole thing. I refuse to believe a real human being looked at that and thought “yes, this is ready for public consumption.”
I tried to give it a chance. I really did. I reread it three times thinking maybe there was some hidden comedic genius that my brain had simply missed the first time. Nothing. The more I looked at it the worse it became. At this point I am convinced the joke was not written but assembled by randomly pulling words out of a hat. Somewhere out there a clown just lost their job because you single handedly lowered the global standard for humor.
You know when people say something is painfully unfunny as a figure of speech. This is not that. This is a scientific phenomenon. If researchers studied the effects of that joke they would probably discover a new emotion that sits somewhere between confusion and secondhand embarrassment. I felt my brain actively trying to escape my skull just to avoid processing it. That level of disappointment should honestly be documented for future generations.
I want you to understand the effort I put into trying to find the joke funny. I leaned back in my chair. I squinted slightly like maybe the angle of my eyes would reveal something clever. I even looked away and came back to it later just in case my mood was the problem. Still nothing. My reaction remained the same blank expression someone has when they accidentally open the wrong tab on their browser.
If humor were a sport this would be the equivalent of showing up to the Olympics and immediately tripping over your own shoelaces before the event even begins. Just seeing this ruined my entire life.

[eager lagoon]

except you ofc💖

[shadow apex]

holy

[signal garden]

oh my god shut up

[open marlin]

yesnt

[safe wadi]

good lad

[warm oriole]

ok sorry

[signal garden]

no not you im sorry

[eager lagoon]

on allah i aint reading this😭

[warm oriole]

oh ok

[safe wadi]

sn 😭

[warm oriole]

on tuckmw i'm not reading allat

[open marlin]

no religion here

[summer rover]

@warm oriole tuckgpt summarize this

[signal garden]

on rice i'm not reading allat

[shadow apex]

Want 10k truckloads of Taco Bell or double it and give it to the next person

[safe wadi]

tubmw*

[eager lagoon]

[rare panther]

Chicken jockey

[trim oxide]

ahhhhhhahahah

[warm oriole]

i'm taking that what you talking about

[signal garden]

double it and give it to @olive coral cuz she'll share with me

[warm oriole]

no the question was for me

it's mine

[signal garden]

im stealing it

[shadow apex]

hmmm

[rare panther]

Flint and steel

[warm oriole]

you can't steal it

[signal garden]

i already did

[shadow apex]

Hmmmm

[open marlin]

luckily them chemicals dont expire so ill take it

[warm oriole]

guys please double it again and pass it back

[rare panther]

UWU

[smoky hedge]

Yall seen that new movie Obsession?

[shadow apex]

Okay, Doubling it, now we need to find the next person

[trim oxide]

is it good

[warm oriole]

i'm the next person

[smoky hedge]

Yesss

[open marlin]

is it good

[shadow apex]

Heres 20k Truckloads of Taco Bell

[open marlin]

is it

[trim oxide]

is it super scary or not scary at all

[warm oriole]

thank you

[open marlin]

is it muy bien or muy mal

[rare panther]

Today is no school for me cuz it’s Memorial Day

[smoky hedge]

It’s got its moments frl and unexpected jumpscares

[trim oxide]

might watch it

[smoky hedge]

Mainly about well love, but yk it’s just so good

[smoky hedge]

Gots to

[warm oriole]

who here writes endings?

[smoky hedge]

Yuh

[rare panther]

I’m probably gonna completely quit the hive when the Minecraft chaos cubed update releases

[frank citrus]

Yoo, what is everyone doing for memorial day?

[trim oxide]

Bye

[open marlin]

cheers

[trim oxide]

is bryce staying

@rare panther

[warm oriole]

Hi I'm Bryce

I am leaving on June 24th 2026

do not ask why

[trim oxide]

Bye

[warm oriole]

Where are you going.

[modest saddle]

Why not early

[eager lagoon]

lalalalalal

[trim oxide]

Away from you

[warm oriole]

Y

[trim oxide]

just because

[warm oriole]

Y

[trim oxide]

bored

[warm oriole]

fine

[trim oxide]

okay bye

[shadow apex]

😮

oh no

nonono we arent having this setting on

:o

there we go

[frank citrus]

Not u fs

[wise lotus]

Can anyone be my friend? I'm new

[wicked cloak]

I can

[warm oriole]

do you need something?

[wise lotus]

Oh thanks

[wicked cloak]

Np I sent u a friend request

[frank citrus]

Undecided

[brittle agate]

Slime out your friends gng

[warm oriole]

it was a yes or no question silly

[brittle agate]

I got banned from hive again

[tardy ocean]

[modest saddle]

He only adds close ones

[frank citrus]

was it?

[warm oriole]

you can go on your way now

you have my permission

[frank citrus]

I don't need anyone but my own permission to leave

[wise lotus]

??

[warm oriole]

no you can go now its fine

[frank citrus]

It's

[warm oriole]

its

[brittle agate]

What

[warm oriole]

im the writer here

[brittle agate]

Nice

[frank citrus]

Have u published a book?

[warm oriole]

yes

[wise lotus]

I dont get what you were saying im bad at english

[terse osprey]

@atomic wedge

[frank citrus]

AYYY, what's it called? "How to play dumb, by an expert?"

[trim oxide]

i need some people for a video

[wicked cloak]

Yeah he added

[warm oriole]

no its called "Ir0nC1u7ch's Achievements"

it's empty

[open marlin]

mé

[eager lagoon]

mama

[open marlin]

disgusting

[trim oxide]

lord have mercy

[signal garden]

laundry

[eager lagoon]

bro i just said one word

[open marlin]

not even funny atp

[eager lagoon]

aight

[warm oriole]

atp stands for at this point btw

[frank citrus]

Lowk an interesting insult

[eager lagoon]

never send it again

[open marlin]

thanks

[warm oriole]

for those coming into the stream

he's just using slang

[safe wadi]

I feel sleepy

[eager lagoon]

allah the pedestrian

[eager lagoon]

at 5pm

[safe wadi]

yes

ita too hot

[eager lagoon]

30 degrees here😭

!!!!!

[safe wadi]

35°

[frank citrus]

It's almost 90 degrees here

[open marlin]

its record temp today for ireland

[eager lagoon]

35??!!!!!!

[safe wadi]

yes

[warm oriole]

it's because i'm nearby

[safe wadi]

love the British weather

[open marlin]

its 24 here in ireland

[trim oxide]

translate

[eager lagoon]

dont you mean fahrenheit😭

[safe wadi]

thats RECORD?

[open marlin]

yes

[frank citrus]

Uh, yeah, what else

[trim oxide]

obviously JIMMY

[open marlin]

for may 25

[wise lotus]

Holy

[warm oriole]

yeah the normal scale

[gleaming raft]

43° in india

[eager lagoon]

i thought british weather is rainy normally

[frank citrus]

wait, the temp dropped to negative...

[safe wadi]

35° in farenheit is 95

[open marlin]

avg

[safe wadi]

but its very humid

[safe wadi]

yes

[gleaming raft]

Celsius

[warm oriole]

thats because i left

[safe wadi]

but we always get this weekly heatwave

[open marlin]

uk ire is so god dam humid

24 feels like 38

[safe wadi]

its actually horrid

[open marlin]

frfr

[safe wadi]

35 feels like 45

[eager lagoon]

i played basketball in that heat

all day

[frank citrus]

Get off ur high horse

[trim oxide]

Wow!

[safe wadi]

next day delivery and they didnt deliver anything bro

[eager lagoon]

worst decision of my life

[open marlin]

i had to wear uniform and sit a science summer exam today

[warm oriole]

my horses are not under the influence

[eager lagoon]

watch the video i said its important

[open marlin]

i wish it snows in ireland

[safe wadi]

thats horrible

[safe wadi]

i know right

[open marlin]

no snow in ireland since 2024

[safe wadi]

later

[eager lagoon]

ahhh

[safe wadi]

😖 i remember seeing snow on February bruh

[frank citrus]

...

[warm oriole]

do you need something

[open marlin]

remember the 2018 april snowstorm

[safe wadi]

yes bro

[teal belfry]

am purple now

[open marlin]

i was still a young lad

it snows avg 3 hours a year here

and melts in 1 hours

[modest saddle]

One big mac, large fries, 2 diet coke please

[open marlin]

mcdonald disgusting

[warm oriole]

true

[trim oxide]

they sell human

[modest saddle]

🤝

[bright knot]

oh i WISH we had snow here

[warm oriole]

bye

[modest saddle]

you mean tuck?

[warm oriole]

?

[trim oxide]

i mean

probably not

[open marlin]

mcdonald

very bad

[warm oriole]

true

[open marlin]

burger king very gud

[warm oriole]

everything people glaze about mcdonalds is overrated

[warm oriole]

well you lost me

[proven spruce]

mcdonalds is human

[open marlin]

america mcdonald gud bec a lot of chemicals and dyes and human meat

[warm oriole]

guys i think i'm not a cannibal maybe

[open marlin]

europe is too clean for mcdonald

[trim oxide]

im saying

they didnt believe me

[open marlin]

76g sugar in 330ml fanta

[open marlin]

lulaby time

old mcdonald had farm

[trim oxide]

oh lord

[warm oriole]

any other fast food > mcdonalds

[open marlin]

eieieieieieieieieieieieioooooo

[modest saddle]

So there's a possibility

[open marlin]

and 500 animals on the farm

[trim oxide]

yeah

[open marlin]

eieieieieieieieeieieieiooooo

[proven spruce]

the ingridients arent the same in the us or eurpoe

[open marlin]

FOCUS

[trim oxide]

sorry

[open marlin]

old mcdonald sell meat

eieieieieiooo

[warm oriole]

what about young mcdonald

[open marlin]

old mcdonald kils animal

eieieieieiooo

[trim oxide]

okay

[proven spruce]

first opened - 1970s

[warm oriole]

is young mcdonald woke

[open marlin]

1776

[warm oriole]

let me cook

[open marlin]

woken

[frank citrus]

I thought you were leaving.

[open marlin]

do u like

[warm oriole]

no you are

[modest saddle]

Nice

[open marlin]

i think mika left bec me

[warm oriole]

i gave you permission to head out

[trim oxide]

ummm okay

[open marlin]

my gud lulaby

[granite cave]

🫂