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yes π
when
also what is the opposite of puking
Itll be out before 2029
eating
guys its lowkey raining π«© βοΈ
I can't leak sorry
good thanks
no it not
yeah im not doing that
im baking in utah rn
π
and im melting in flo rida rn
OOF
Xx_67CertaBossGamer67_xX
This new mm update is lowk fun
I was there 2 days ago 
utah lowkey lightwork
disney?
utah π
Nah. I was in Miami for 4 days then went on a cruise
the virus cruise
tuff name
I wasn't on that one-
genuinely was gonna guess that next
Plot twist: mm update is among us
hive yters vacationing in miami
Hey guys
Yo
theres 3 reasons why people would visit here
- miami
- disney
- visit family in some random swamp
I saw iguana for the first time π§‘ they be so cute
Real
theres NO other reason someone would be coming here βοΈ
i thought u went to miami not ghana
if you come to utah you would see mormons for the first time
Its been a long day, without you my friend, and i'll tell you all about it when I see you again
100%
Tho my family is in Tampa not the swamp π
tampa is a swamp
I went to key west on i had to chill with the allegators to keep from burning to a crisp
I thought the swamp was farther south..
We come a long way from where we began, and I'll tell you all about when I see you again, when I see you again
Chat we all can agree tampa is just a hub for firecrackers
the whole damn state is a swamp
Lovely...
THANK YOU
no problem
I would never go to the university of utah
better then byu
i would agree
but why?
winning football and basketball program, non strict school policy compared to byu, and advancement opportunity for multiple careers
PFFF
if you take i75 or i275 you will pass through downtown tampa and just swamp after swamp
with some ocean
Yall americans are something different
what intel chips are those bro!
iphone made that many models???
eventually they will bro
Assuming someone doesnt slam into you
@round heart
Ive been to Tampa twice... I have not paid enough attention ig
who calls it i17
thats why you develop the skills to avoid them
Hey wilson
Some1 know what is the server that yaakura and xmqlo played and got clips from it
what part, downtown orr?
why did u do it
Ogden has around 1 million people and i learned to drive here so im sorta ish used to big city driving
What
bro kasuir we know what u did
Tbh I dont have a clue its been forever since I last visited my aunt
cheat
no in game
wow that is even worse
yeah i cheated on him with @versed quest
β€οΈ
hahaha
well florida is diff, theres crazy teens mixed with old grampas going 45 in a 70 and theres always gonna be that 1 immigrant that just got there
i cheated on my girl with @cyan goblet
always at that one taco stand
the moment we drove into florida people were mad swerving
4 for $10
taco bell βοΈ
Yeah driving around Miami is kinda scary...
police will not care
Quick reminder to hive chatters DO NOT let your girlfriend go to miami
learned that the hard way
i've kind of noticed theres a lot more reckless driving
i was going 60 in a 35 and flew right past a sheriff today, they genuinely just continued their way
like hive chatters have gfs π
irl
whats wrong with miami
life outside of being a famous youtuber
drivers
oh HERE we go
π
crime
hello goat
yk its bad when 3 different people came up with 3 different things to say abt miami
LOL
π
yeah
My ex went on a "girls trip" to miami like 3 yrs ago
her and the 5 other girls she went with cheated on all the boyfriends
Sorry to hear bro
Nevermind, good riddance!!
werent u 13 three years ago
A Miami trip when freshman in highschoolβ¦ what the heck was she doing that Iβm not 
yes bro
14
being rich
she was 16 though almost 17
gng
stop it
i know
heard it a thousand time
no i was not groomed
i hit her up first
who is bro talking to
cuz ik what ur gna say
Could be worse lwky
we were once 15 and 18
π
??
alr bro
i'm glad we received this information
cheated in miami and u stayed π«©
Leave her, block her and report her
You canβt get groomed if both of u are on the same level of intelligence so I give u a pass
only in my hub
what did i come back to
next to me
wait till i get on
dont wait for her
tuck do you even have a login streak greater than -1
yes wait
she cheated when she turned 18
like 3 days after
okay quick everyone join na before mika gets on
surprisingly i was on at some point yesterday or the day before
guys stop
Then she tried to get me to forgive her
i think that is for the better
yes it was
i'll get on if you gift me π₯Ί
Do not accept her back
okay get on
more bedwars grinding
goodnight friend
She cheated she aint a woman anymore
bedwars levels > girlfriend that will probably leave me
We talking about what makes a man become a monster
Tuff
I know, the penmanship go crazy
you cant break whats already broken!
like the drink
Minecraft better then teenage relationships
Your penmanship is also insane brother
probably being blended and having caffeine and flavouring added
Hey i can deadlift almost 400 pounds LOL
yes instead of getting a job we all should be rotting away melting into our chairs on the hive like chubby gronks
and water
shakespear, is that really you
Goodnight friend
Bro is actually Broly what the heck these girls doing to you ππ
how fat do u hve to be to be able to unlock belly folds so u get extra storage
true!!
14 yo me had attachment issues
parents werent it at the time
yeah, ive learnt recently that is not the life i want
I love job
i love money from job
i can break broken glass
into more broken glass
hmu if you can hook me up with an internship
Wait I never thought of it like that
who is bro
dang that is probably the worst role u can get
holy below minimum wage
america tipping culture π₯ π₯ π₯
dang
I meant what I said
Hot take:
I'll take 10/hr with amazing work environment then $15/hr and i hate myself and my coworkers
i swear people asking for tips for anything, dude at a cash register at a this clothing store was asking for a tip
you genuinely just stood around broski
i swear it's spread to way more jobs than it should
10 what an hour, oranges?
$
it needs to stay to damn restaurants
shakespeare isnt dead i guess
Is this true?
Yes
bro js did a pull up π
How heavy are you
Weighed in at an even 200 this morning
Height?
fair, but then it gets to a point where it wont be able to sustain you anymore
5'11
wrist workout
i meant youre BASICALLY 6 foot if you think about it
π jitter clicking π
Do like I do push ups on hard surfaces
Thats what i do
i was thinking wrist curls
but that works too
Ye that's great I do that on rocks and sometimes cement too
To thicker the hands
i think you should just quit and spend that time on going to your computer and playing the hive all day
that was 2019-2020 core
bros future is gonna look like my 600 pound life
π
π
son π
carpal tunnel
its all just water weight
π
ohh okay
damn that stinks
yeah
maybe u should lip click
π
Butterflying makes too much noise for my parents so i wear a wrist wrap with medical tape when i play
G502 easy to jitter on luckily
butterflying is the method
absolutely
lip clicking new meta
genuinely whoever drag clicks needs to get a life βοΈ
you are alone on this one bud
me and ignacioblade:
there is no need for you to click 8531 times a second βοΈ
butterfly clicking is like slow acceleration car and drag clicking is fast acceleration
guys what are your dream cars
@cinder marten
@mighty forge I asked u the powerlifter question cuz I was a powerlifter back then
Aston martin
any specific car?
walrus car
i think i can speak for everyone here when i say a prius
Valkyrie
broo thats the streamer! π€£
can anyone sub to my yt its Lumz gaming and the pfp is a blue dude wit a thumbs up
no
tuff
i'm so into cars i'm the biggest car nerd ever i love cars
You cannot be a car nerd
you are the first person ive ever seen say that
Oh ty :)
You can be a car enthusiast
π
name one car from bugatti
bugatti scooter
brother
Haha wdym haha i know so many
W
corolla
why did u say haha two times
we arent serious
it was not that funny π
because the bird read the book
name one then
?
you mean chiron??
what do yall use to imprt skins
ye
minecraft
s
cosmetic skins
idk
capes and stuff
i used to use ios skin packs
its a whole process, look up on yt "how to get custom capes in mc"
u can just put it inside ur premium cache folder
the procces doesnt work
then idk, havent played this game proactively since like late 2024 βοΈ
proactively
I like veyron more
yes
i have the bugatti chiron in roblox
The design and stuff also another cool car is the audi A3 TotalBlack
W bro
hellor
hi
i think audi is overrated
their quality is not there
spanish turtle
why spanish
Its cheaper thats why
idk
well yeah, if they gonna go for luxury then use some good damn materials
portugese turtle
almost there
brazilian turtle
HELL YEAH βΌοΈ βΌοΈ π§π·
brazil π―π΅π―π΅
My father has a volkswagen golf GTI TDI IV total blue sportback 100 horsepowers
i dont have that in roblox
that might be one of the hottest things ive ever heard
did u just call his dad hot
no i called the car hot
why not both
is anyone an electrician here?
sure
r
I was thinking about crocheting a turtle with a unique twist I think I found that unique twist
facts
hi tuck
gosh milk is so good btw
hey
Hi chat
HEHEH
maow
I see
iβm a powerlifter, a powerlifter of 10 pound weights π

@warm oriole sorry i lost the tokens
what happened to them?
hey that's some mad power right there
i just played a bedwars game, and realised the last game i played before that was 2 years ago..
i tripped and used them all by accident in na hub
did any of them get into mika's hands
fortunately no
ok thats all that matters
at least i dont think
what's mika
idk who picked them up
a chud
what's a chud?
mika
bro
holy
minecraft loading screen pitched down
no one can convince me mc isnt the best game oat
uhhh maybe top 5
guys
what other games tuck
what gamemode is GI?
list ur top 5
gi
Georgia Invasion
π₯
thanks tho, i forgot
hadnt played hive in 2 years
it said my last game was "GI"
Ghost Invasion
np feel free to ask me for any information
yeah yeah
a chud
BRO
sorry for being rude mb
All good
bru I got banned for being trapped in a cyrofreeze any tips the appeal site wont work
oop
I saw you today 
no you didnt
whats a "cryofreeze"? like a freeze boom box?
no the potion in bedwars
its a potion in bedwars
I have 2020 vision 
share me your vision π
its the apple that got poisoned and then wasnt able to get treated because doctors were to scared of apples
π€¨
wouldve typed this all caps with exclamation mark
but i already tried and got deleted
Only mine sry 
:(
Gng guy doesn't know π₯
π PEAK lore
what

snow white probably mentioned idk
damn, i guess bro was a sheep hater..
i had you friended even tho both my parents are doctors..
hmm
π°
π«
no and id rather not
idk why.. my hands been hurting alot recently.. cuz like i havent used a physical keyboard and had been studying alot recently..
sad stuff, my habit of typing is gone now
Mr. Apel, give me tips
im using a keyboard now
is it physical
but i had been writing stuff.. and probably will be typing now for a couple years(im going to college now)
yes a mechanical keyboard
like the physical one
ik physical and mechanical are different but im slow
π« to SQUEEZE the souls
like they mean different things but yeah
π« btw I love sheep
They are cute 
hmm.. idrk know about that

Like 7 years
iridium potato
damn..

π« yup buddy
.
Apple Iridium
π« π
hugs
π€€
No
π«

π« too late time to see what you have said
Chicken jockey
Tbh I thought me editing these was also part of the joke tho
yeah it is
Imma completely quit hive when thereβs still no mm update
π« ofc
ππ
goated
Your a potatoe π§‘
π« ty
im in the backrooms now guys
π π π
bro
Still no mm update itβs may bruh
guys is it just me or are minecraft emotes irrelevant?
like the bedrock ones..
on java with mods are cool tho
I like Java more tbh
hmm
Oh it was from you I spawned at that message
π« shhhhh
yeahh
I prefer playing Java over bugrock
Im js that crzy
Leave us. Why are you here. You have no right to come into this bedrock server amd say Java is better.
it was me barry
Jk ofc π₯Ί
Wsg royal

H e l lo

Bugrock*
Javajunk
its funny tho, whenever theres a bug in minecraft bedrock; java players start saying "bugrock" but when there's one in java, they go "this player found this bug and its gonna be used in so many farms now"
like youtubers specifically
idrm, i like and hate both versions
π πͺπͺ
whatβs poppin
Hello!
potato
π
cartof
mΔr
I donβt like bugrock edition lol
bedrock works normally
i wanna see the pop-up of the βPlease speak Englishβ for Romanian
beerock
Minecraft Javarock edition
I mostly watch Minecraft Java edition content on YouTube over than bugrock
Over*
ik this is prob an annoying question but was there ever a reason why tw was replaced with bw
and why cant they just co exist
because bed taste better than treasure
π
Hi

That pink glitch in 1.21.120 caused me to hate bedrock edition
does anyone know your punishment id because i got banned for "unfair advantage" just because i was lagging so bad and some kid reported me for the wrong reason
Idk and probably little kids
can i ping someone for this
treasure wars was their own version of bedwars and players didn't understand that so they renamed it to bedwars and added new stuff π
Tbh I liked treasure wars more
sigh
why did we even need bedwars seasons i hate that
Fr
every season just added more and more broken things
idk their plans for bw season 5 but whatever it is i hope it has elytras
and spears
it better have triple t
Pretty much
elytras in bedwars better cost an extremely high amount of emeralds
or im quitting
or it should only have a small durability
They should start updating the other gamemodes and not js bedwars
evil
at least 10 emeralds
it would be so cool if Pillars of fortune was on hive
thought it cost money to play
not exactly
My main account got unbanned :)
noice
It got shortened from 67 days, to 7 days

Not without mayonnaise bro
durr six seven
True true true sahur
sonion π₯Ά
π« "The living are not done with you yet" 
Discord sucks π
Done done done sahur
π
son son son sahur
Β‘Hola! π«
π«

Shut shut shut yo-mouth
π« βNuh uhβ 
π« "Heil-" 
wsp tn chat
The moon, or the sun, if you're in an earlier timezone...

What is wrong with you
We're quoting stuff, weren't we?
oh ok
@zenith heart let's team effort snitch this bro
yes
W ig
I ain't reading all that
The deletion of that is taking so long bro
Imma doom scroll on instagram
Fr
Nuffin wrong with it bruh
Mmmmmm muffins.....
mmmmm femboisππ
What's going on? There's nobody here around 9 AM, right? If there's nobody here, why are there so many people in the lobby? They're forcing me to join other servers, making the network incredibly slow. Will this server shut down?
lol?
Shut up! What are you yelling about? What are you doing here, someone with an IQ below 100?
21
you are the smartest person ever
i want you to know this message really inspired me

So, I feel like you're the poop I just took this morning. Go live in the sewers!
heart emoji reaction
big chungus wholesome 100

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries
Dead chat
minion laughing png
Whoβs feeling sigma today π

π₯Ά

I'm so geek




Some dude said hotel
@Irid
hmmm

That's the fastest reply I've ever seen
i just woke up
Hi

just tell em you wanna sleep
and hope they understand
no- they asked me to hop on the game
for you:
i did not reply cause i just woke up
Nerd
imma cry sm
2 essays due tomorrow and 3 projects due next week and 4 homework assignments
Grrr
@shrewd elbow
What are u doing here then?

im not gonna do it ?- im js saying
who's q53u
mika6767hiii
What?
67
huh
Where can I make suggestions for the server?
Whats @stone star typing bro
Paragraph?
It's nothing
I was going to summon a player named hinapipi because he picked a fight with me and then ran away.π
Ohh.. Damn
Should be able to feel the bass from my phone from the top of it
@patent shore
cat girls
π
anyone know why i dont have toenails anymore π βοΈ it always happens on wednesday nights too
This is GREAT
Bc now I got two couples that want to marry each other and are living together

Unlike reality
π
Dawg within a day, A DAY
My mii is getting more than me in game than I am irl
uh huh
Absolute bruh moment
The worst part is that you're in control of that mii
Not really π
Oh π
Does anyone know when the next Bedwars season is?
30th of February
Next year??
did you know it's impossible to spell "gullible" backwards
elbillug?
WMkcuT
any1 wanna play mm :-
does anybody else marinate they nail clippings in pickle juice
..

is anybody else unable to connect to asia servers rn?
that's so weird i wonder why i can't
Did u guys missed me
restart ur device maybe?
already tried :(
Delete Minecraft then install it again
Or go to settings
Apps
Minecraft
Clear data
hello hi hello hey hey hi hello hey
yeah me to
Relatable bio
Very
UwU
They can't even accept a 1v1 why are skywars players so weird
@hasty wharf i miss you (semicolon)
@patent shore

Ainβt it fun

First time ive ever seen dead hive chat
dead chat xd
some call me a genius comedian
Nobody does allat
oh yeah?
Oh yeah
Just make a joke about the murder mystery update dropping this year and youll get a standing ovation
hop off my goat glow lichen
π
Im your goat
Make a funny
well plant

first time bros been here βοΈ
goodnight @dusk adder
how much gift tokens do we need to gift our friends rank?
you cant just do a funny on command
Never been in here at 2 in the morning
its usually dead
can someone help me
Dang
6 or 7
Almost 200k members btw π₯

Yeah... dont push it
i like people
They all went to cubecraft fr
fr
are you sure?
Yes
k

π€«
there is no way this emoji has been used in weeks
weeks?
hey chatters
Hlo guys
Redstone da cube survived
explosion
Hi guys
Anybody wanna add me in the hive let's play bedwars
My user is MonsterKing5680
I'm lvl 23
Bahahahha
like actual mc
Yeah
on bedrock or java
Bedrock 
whats your fastes rn??
I just wanted someone to play
I'm eating ice cream
Yall weird question but why can I see someoneβs message but no one else can, this person isnβt on my friends list also not in my server and not direct messaging me, itβs weird and like I wouldnt care but he is saying sus stuff
ok
Maybe hes an admin
Trolling u
no
Well just block the person
I love kittens!!
@barren tundra
@clear bane @main sluice I want to talk to u
who is bro
oh sry about that I don't know what
Is that movie out yet?
???
Ohhhh π im slow
I thought it wasnβt out yet
Nah it comes out may 29 although some theaters can show it may 28
Ah gotcha

backrooms is old stuff βοΈ
Bro this made me choke on my drink π π π

Hahahaha π€£
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Gulp
Tbh W use of joker
not reading allat
bro you don't work here

Mods huhhhh
What do u mean? What did i do?

I wish i could work here low key
π yoo what
be hive's designer
That joker is one of my favorite characters oat
he's a cubecraft designer
I applied, never heard backβ¦.
REAL
Facts
π
1990 fr fr
No one did! Give opend apps in September last year! Never hired anyone
no one wants to work for hive π
They js collect portfolios like cardsπ
whens the 67 movie out gng
What why? Itβs an amazing server! I would love working for them!

Alr sorry gngπ«©
Why is working for hive bad?
dont be sorry, be better
NotLeafyD flexing his muted role
ikr

just sit and think about that
Js tell me 
not my job βοΈ
Games garrot
why's that yo pfp π
Alr sorry gng
π
why not
23 more days and I'll complete 1 year of playing the hive
dont be sorry, be better
mood ig
???? sunset ig
don't play hive
play pixel paradise instead!
Please hive I need thisss
we kinda havenβt had a mm update in like 500 days.
Why so serious!?
that's NOT a sunset
Itβs not about the money
no a bridge update
Donβt be better, be sigma 
End dimension didn't get an update for a longer time
Therefore
The sun can't swim

Its about sending a message...

twinothy the orange light is hitting me
Yeah!
Boy i have no idea what you yappin bout 
its a sunset bro trust me
Ok imma just turn the laptop on
You know how I got these scars?

yea I'll trust you ig
Who this is 
im a trustworthy guy

Hii a trustworthy guy
My old cat
real
I meant you
She's the Amie
The
Yes
Never heard of her
Me neither diva
rosa I wanna rickroll you again can I?
Bro is asking for permission ππ
Rickrolling in 2026 π
I troll I troll
woah woah woah
Yes, he's pretty cool
She's been my victim for 2 years now
π
Anyone got 500$ and I will give them back in heaven
Yeah hes great
Just being respectful gng
Yeah I have $500 in Monopoly money
Can we buy a pc in monopoly?
I have a blue boat white plane green car and uhh idk what colour is the helicopter
I was joking! I just havenβt seen you before











