🐝・hive-chat

[thorn kestrel]

legend has it those who were here before and who have witnessed the tragedy never were the same

[merry prawn]

💔

[rare panther]

Hotel

[thorn kestrel]

lets talk about gold

[obtuse gust]

Why

[thorn kestrel]

because

[obtuse gust]

It is expensive, but if you buy tons of silver , you'll make more profit because silver is rising so quickly. + silver is cheaper, making it easier to buy

[regal harbor]

Hello.

[thorn kestrel]

Gold will eventually raise significantly in price, I think many gold deposits are dwindling and they might be depleted in the next few generations, but thats just from my memory I could be totally just lying

[regal harbor]

Okay..

Gold is mid anyways.

[thorn kestrel]

we will probably eventually be able to just fabricate elements whenever though

gold is very useful

[keen turtle]

i am goated.

[regal harbor]

I would never waste my money on gold.

[echo sierra]

meow

[merry prawn]

meow

[regal harbor]

If I ever found gold, I would just keep it for like a mineral collection or smth.

[thorn kestrel]

Have fun getting osmium

[regal harbor]

Why would I want to get that.

I dont really care about rocks that much.

[thorn kestrel]

I do

[regal harbor]

I used to tho.

When I was younger.

[thorn kestrel]

Back in the day.. way back when I enjoyed the bismuth crystals on my book

[regal harbor]

But I would never say no to collecting.

[timid dew]

hi everyone!

[thorn kestrel]

is it collecting just to collect or for passion

[timid dew]

been a long time :D

[regal harbor]

Hello.

[timid dew]

rare user?

[regal harbor]

I suppose both.

[timid dew]

sounds neat

[thorn kestrel]

sure “rare”

[merry prawn]

"rare" son i'm crine 😭

[regal harbor]

💔

[timid dew]

i mean, its a minecraft item isnt it

[keen turtle]

rare

[thorn kestrel]

184th most liked item in the game

or something like that

[regal harbor]

It'd be like saying my minecraft username is rare because I'm literally the only one who has it.

[timid dew]

actually wait- waht am I saying, im so tired yall

i should go to sleep

but nah

[regal harbor]

Yeah, go to sleep bro.

Sleepy ahh

[keen turtle]

rare HHAAHH

[thorn kestrel]

The infamous NotedFossil2005

[timber breach]

FAHHHH

[timid dew]

ok we're over it now

[merry prawn]

bah

bah bah bah

[regal harbor]

I will eventually shorten it down to just NotedFossil whenever I am able to.

[thorn kestrel]

Thats totally taken already

[timid dew]

no shot if its taken

[regal harbor]

Nope.

[keen turtle]

wow

i got more wins than #1 lb monthly murder mystery guy

[timid dew]

whos that?

[thorn kestrel]

Aren’t monthly accounts just short time grinders

[timid dew]

proly

soemtimes

not all cases

[valid igloo]

today

is

MY BDAY

🎂

[thorn kestrel]

hip hip hooray

[pseudo cypress]

Whereeew is my quest costume 😭

[thorn kestrel]

3 cheers for the thing

[timid dew]

good quession

[valid igloo]

its over there

[pseudo cypress]

Good answer

[timid dew]

lol

[pseudo cypress]

Omg where'

Tumari to

[timid dew]

there ofc :D

[valid igloo]

👉

there

[pseudo cypress]

👁️👄👁️

[keen turtle]

GPithuGalaXy got 624

i got 735

[timid dew]

ooo

[valid igloo]

swipe to the right !!!

[timid dew]

nice

[pseudo cypress]

Guys i just reached prestige 5 in bedwars

[regal harbor]

There are only two 'NotedFossil' usernames on xbox and the 2nd acc is a very old account I no longer have access to.

[valid igloo]

Sweats

[regal harbor]

Okay..

[pseudo cypress]

Jk

[timid dew]

LOL "Sweats"

[spiral widget]

Nice

Wait

[timid dew]

you do realize...

that doesnt exist, right?

[keen turtle]

ye

[valid igloo]

No , cuz ive been playing java for 2 months 🥺

[spiral widget]

Isn't there only prestige one in bedwars ._.

[regal harbor]

"Guys If I had just been playing every game on the Hive every day for the past 7 years I would be maxxed out on everything." Ahh

[keen turtle]

btw im not in mm lb monthly but i got 736 now

[pseudo cypress]

I was jk guys 😭😂

[timid dew]

yh

[spiral widget]

._.

[valid igloo]

whats a prestige 😭

[timid dew]

its a thing

[pseudo cypress]

A tasty food item

[regal harbor]

Okay.

[valid igloo]

Nah shawarma better

[regal harbor]

🔥

[thorn kestrel]

School bathrooms are something else, I just found beard hair all over the toilet and floor

[timid dew]

it can be food, it can be liquid, it can also be ur pet :D

[valid igloo]

hm

[keen turtle]

YES 1,111 TODAY

[thorn kestrel]

There was a mirror right there

but they did it over the toilet

[valid igloo]

how do you know its beard hair

[spiral widget]

💀😭

[thorn kestrel]

It was short

[timid dew]

what is this topic

[thorn kestrel]

Oh also, in uni like half the people dont flush or wash their hands

[valid igloo]

Idek 😭

[thorn kestrel]

everyone was actually raised in a barn

[valid igloo]

thats disgusting 😭

[timid dew]

lets do a quik lil topic change

[peak scaffold]

thix theven

[spiral widget]

It's currently 11:45 pm for me

[timid dew]

bruh

[peak scaffold]

oh yeah ppl are so gross

[valid igloo]

its actually 8:45 am for me

[thorn kestrel]

I might have to get gloves honestly

I dont want to touch anything others touch

[peak scaffold]

lowk valid

[valid igloo]

Since its my birthday , i command your Uni classmates to wash their gross hands

[indigo glen]

yall i have problem in Hive,i use my phone(otg connection) i always get kick even i do nothing like is it normal on otg?

[timid dew]

Go to common questions channel

[valid igloo]

huh

[covert helm]

I want my monthly costume ✌🏻

[valid igloo]

you use controller?

[indigo glen]

keyboard and mouse using my phone 🥀

[valid igloo]

😭

[timid dew]

yeno idk

[thorn kestrel]

hes on the emulator grind

[pseudo cypress]

My quest costume

[thorn kestrel]

queue all mobiles

[timid dew]

...isnt here

[valid igloo]

Thankfully i dont need an otg

[timid dew]

Bye yall

[valid igloo]

i already have a chromebook 🔥

[timid dew]

i actually need sleep

[valid igloo]

Byeee

[timid dew]

cyaaa

[peak scaffold]

whats 20+20+20+7

[pseudo cypress]

67

[valid igloo]

thix theven

[peak scaffold]

[peak scaffold]

thix thevennn

[empty geyser]

😠

[valid igloo]

uh chqrs2?

oh wait

sorry i misstook for another person

[thorn kestrel]

40+20+7

[valid igloo]

60+7

[empty geyser]

Lolll silly font

[pseudo cypress]

Splodg3r will answer ever unnessary question but he'll not answer questions like where is my quest costume

[valid igloo]

eh

[peak scaffold]

trye

[pseudo cypress]

[valid igloo]

frfr he anwered none of my questions except " Do you like pineapple on pizza"

Spoiler alert he said Yes

[thorn kestrel]

Valid move

unfortunately his answer was wrong

[valid igloo]

hes british tho

[pseudo cypress]

Even I know that he's reading our chats

[valid igloo]

yes

[radiant valley]

Hi

[valid igloo]

hellooo

[trail zenith]

hello

[peak scaffold]

guys my gf just said were lebanese, im scared... I-Im american though😨

[trail zenith]

whats lebanese

[rugged fable]

Stop

[rugged fable]

😮

[covert helm]

😔

[uneven kindle]

squeak 🐭

[peak scaffold]

im gonna eat you

[uneven kindle]

😨

[keen turtle]

748 wins

[uneven kindle]

in?

[empty geyser]

R we slow

[young anvil]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[keen turtle]

grav lb monthly

[uneven kindle]

. . . no life, ggs tho

[keen turtle]

i got 600 wins in 24 hrs yesterday so ye no lifing this game

[peak scaffold]

i cant wait to spend my questpoints

[peak scaffold]

oh, oh, oh no nonononononono

[uneven kindle]

same, too bad splodger ate the quest shop :(

[peak scaffold]

splodger's bulking rn he needs it💔

[idle fern]

"nope your too late i already died"

[keen turtle]

whats that smile vro

[peak scaffold]

[uneven kindle]

he should eat smth healthier i dont think lightning, a smoothie, and a toy box is very nutritional 💔

[peak scaffold]

fr he should eat smthn more nutritional

like mice

[turbid loom]

[peak scaffold]

maybe add a few ants for seasoning

[uneven kindle]

or moths, very high in protein

[peak scaffold]

nvm no seasoning hes british

[uneven kindle]

true...

[thorn kestrel]

more beans

[uneven kindle]

beans bad

[keen turtle]

smile super wider one more time and i will go for the world record most wins monthly lb

[peak scaffold]

get to it

[uneven kindle]

creepy freakin smile 😭

[peak scaffold]

i have an image for this but even if i could send it here its political💔

[thorn kestrel]

tragic

[keen turtle]

r u very super sure? this cant be undone

[dusk plover]

[peak scaffold]

[keen turtle]

alright

[wooden linden]

I got banned in btd6

[shrewd elbow]

Not when it's with mayonnaise bro

[uneven kindle]

not even mayo can save beans 💔

[celest ravine]

[thorn kestrel]

Imagine cheating in a tower defense game

[wooden linden]

I didn’t

I’m too good

I beat at boss with 1600x it’s normal hp

In 17mins

[thorn kestrel]

Did you not have badges

Surely they would review it to make sure its legit

[open flicker]

yo

[stiff osprey]

hey kittens

[thorn kestrel]

Is that some guy that cheated on you

[stiff osprey]

yall like my gender bent self

nah it's me but as a man

[thorn kestrel]

right

[stiff osprey]

apparently

[wooden linden]

There’s been a huge flag wave after today’s boss event

[stiff osprey]

😭🙏

[wooden linden]

I beat it

I was 9th

[thorn kestrel]

he looks like he would beat you

[stiff osprey]

BRO HES HOT

like WHAT

[thorn kestrel]

LOL

[wooden linden]

[stiff osprey]

here i'll do the photo of me i put into ai

[wooden linden]

Wait

[thorn kestrel]

he gives like, villain energy

[wooden linden]

Wait

[stiff osprey]

see

same pose

[wooden linden]

you know bro is gay but you can’t prove it

[thorn kestrel]

I see

[stiff osprey]

BRO WAS HOT

[stiff osprey]

alr bro

[wooden linden]

What

Gimme nuke powder

[stiff osprey]

meow

[wooden linden]

I need nuke powder

[thorn kestrel]

“nuke powder”

[wooden linden]

Give

[wooden linden]

Yes

[thorn kestrel]

what does that even mean

[wooden linden]

Click my pfp

[thorn kestrel]

I dont get it

[stiff osprey]

real

[wooden linden]

The song

[thorn kestrel]

I don’t get it

[wooden linden]

Nuke powder is a song

[thorn kestrel]

But why are you begging for it

also nuke powder makes no sense

[wooden linden]

It’s tasty

[stiff osprey]

is the universe telling me to be trans

[wooden linden]

Only boys with a ballistic obliteration missile bunker understand

[thorn kestrel]

The universe is telling you to be an abuser

he looks evil

[stiff osprey]

damn ok

[thorn kestrel]

Im literally chiller than harold

[wooden linden]

[thorn kestrel]

the first time the bomb was ever used in a boss event

[wooden linden]

I used it

It horribly failed

Elite diamond back is too strong

But being me I beat it

[thorn kestrel]

I did a race and a boss one week and did well

[wooden linden]

Cool

[thorn kestrel]

I then proceeded to not play the game

[wooden linden]

What boss

[turbid fiber]

Hi

[wooden linden]

Hi

[thorn kestrel]

I forgot I think it was the rock thing I just forgot the name of

dreadbloon?

[wooden linden]

Did you beat it

[wooden linden]

Yea

[thorn kestrel]

yeah I got like 79th or something

[wooden linden]

Cool

[thorn kestrel]

I did better in the race I did like 21st

[wooden linden]

Dreadbloon is immune to paragons

Which I hate

But I used a paragon from each category

[thorn kestrel]

I drank so much water but I still feel unwell

[wooden linden]

I’m the exact opposite of that

But

Sorry to hear that

[maiden nimbus]

@sly night

[wooden linden]

Don’t evade ur taxes

[stiff osprey]

drama llama sing song

oop

[uneven kindle]

technically its not tax evasion if you dont get caught, its peaceful living

[maiden nimbus]

Hmmm

True

[wooden linden]

IRS will still find you

[maiden nimbus]

What wonderful words of wisdom

[thorn kestrel]

it is still tax evasion

[sly night]

Hello

[thorn kestrel]

the irs will always find you

[wooden linden]

Time to BOMB

[peak scaffold]

i love how sw is full of tryhards

so fun

i love not being able to play

[uneven kindle]

it isnt ngl, its full of cheaters xd

[peak scaffold]

without a pres 5 lvl 100

[peak scaffold]

not mutually exclusive

[thorn kestrel]

minecraft pvp just isn’t worth the effort anymore

[uneven kindle]

those are usually the easier kills, theyve been playing long enough without getting banned they prob legit or properly closet cheating 😭

[uneven kindle]

fair point

[mighty forge]

some one just told me theres only 1 prestige in bedwars

[thorn kestrel]

Tell them that prestiges are fake and just gaslight

[peak scaffold]

theyre right

[peak scaffold]

just curious whats your main?

well main account*

[stiff osprey]

any kittens?

[peak scaffold]

balaright

[thorn kestrel]

:/

[mighty forge]

prestige 1 lvl 100 max?

that seems weird

[peak scaffold]

for now

[mighty forge]

I see

[wooden cedar]

[idle fern]

if you see me out in quahog say hi, but if you meet me at the clam i'm a talkative guy

[stiff osprey]

BALRIGHTTT

[peak scaffold]

i imagije its so they can update lvls more often

[mighty forge]

I see okay

[peak scaffold]

i want lvl 100 hide and seek lowk

[thorn kestrel]

should I beat mincraft in 2nd person

[mighty forge]

i want level 50 bridge with 5 prestiges

[maiden nimbus]

Yeahh why not

[thorn kestrel]

hardcore too bcs why not

[rare panther]

Been playing Minecraft

[peak scaffold]

i want prestige 4000 murder mystery

[uneven kindle]

kittens ❌
mousies ✅

[ionic egret]

Hi

[uneven kindle]

i want mm back to only being lvl 100 unless they buff xp for it 😭

[peak scaffold]

i do hope they increase xp in the mm update

like i reccomended it on the forums like a year ago and there was a guy arguing against it😭

like it took me 3 months of np living to get one level 100

I have to do that SIX TIMES?

[balmy crane]

Can someone give me a gift. Just any gifts.

[thorn kestrel]

Can I staple you to a wall and just leave you there for 5000 years

[peak scaffold]

sure gimme 15 dollars and ill give u hive plus

for free

[peak scaffold]

no pls

[serene folio]

hi

[balmy crane]

Us?

Us dollar

?

[peak scaffold]

yep🗣

[weary nova]

lol

[thorn kestrel]

that money has to have blood on it

[balmy crane]

What!???

[thorn kestrel]

dog just buy it yourself

[balmy crane]

Let me think

[balmy crane]

Ya

[weary nova]

giving the money is basically buying it yourself btw

[balmy crane]

You're a YouTuber. That's nice

[balmy crane]

I know

[weary nova]

wait how much is hive+ in usd?

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[shrewd elbow]

$10 bro

[weary nova]

its like 15.99 or smthn here in aud

if you buy the minecoins on the spot

[weary nova]

maybe some of them did

[balmy crane]

Nice YouTube channel

[thorn kestrel]

0 consistency

[merry prawn]

meow

[uneven kindle]

even just the daily quests like what bw has would be nice, a passive buff to the xp over time

[peak scaffold]

yeye

[uneven kindle]

squeak

[uneven kindle]

all beggars deserve this ngl

[peak scaffold]

mrow

[thorn kestrel]

every time someone asks for free stuff, we remove 1+i square inch of skin off of whoever asked

[peak scaffold]

can i have free stuff can i have free stuff can i have free stuff can i have free stuff can i have free stuff can i have free stuff

[thorn kestrel]

say goodbye to your face

[keen turtle]

goodbye to a world btw bet bet bet

[uneven kindle]

....

[peak scaffold]

i saw rhat first measage

[peak scaffold]

awe shucks

[thorn kestrel]

every lucky 100 begging message gets 10 grams of tooth enamel scraped off using a file

[uneven kindle]

hive filter didnt like it sadly 💔
id say its accurate tho :3

[peak scaffold]

nuh uhh

not true

[limpid arch]

guys am i gay

[uneven kindle]

seems very true though 🤔

[uneven kindle]

id hope you're happy

[limpid arch]

why can't i unlink my account

in discord

[peak scaffold]

nop

one could argue im the opposite of that

[uneven kindle]

suurreeeee

[peak scaffold]

Glad u agree :3

[kind viper]

what if two argue that

or two argue against it

[peak scaffold]

than woaw..,,

[limpid arch]

buy me nitro dude

[kind viper]

who’s nitro dude, why’s he for sale

[peak scaffold]

why is hive chat arguing abt Communism vs capitalism💔

[odd stirrup]

Sounds like peak for once

[limpid arch]

no we talking about gold prices

[peak scaffold]

theres alr been 3 slurs said

[thorn kestrel]

Wonderful!

[merry prawn]

@zenith heart look bro communism mentioned

[odd stirrup]

Nice!

[peak scaffold]

😭

[odd stirrup]

Chats finally interesting

Too bad I missed it

[thorn kestrel]

Chats never interesting

[odd stirrup]

I know

[limpid arch]

[odd stirrup]

Sounds like it has been for a short period of time

Once in a lifetime moment

[humble current]

[limpid arch]

[peak scaffold]

and now hive chats talking immigration💔

[uneven kindle]

hive chat's weird 💔

[peak scaffold]

what (not so) beautiful conversation

[keen turtle]

im goated.

[odd stirrup]

Quite the opposite

[thorn kestrel]

we have to stop letting martians into the country! They are ruining our economy!

[limpid arch]

[merry prawn]

@shrewd elbow

[thorn kestrel]

please dont bring them here

[merry prawn]

oh okay my bad...

[limpid arch]

guys make me hive mod and give me money

[thorn kestrel]

at least its not that one person I dont remember the name of but am supposed to hate

[turbid loom]

[plush crater]

i can spare you two dollars

[peak scaffold]

well seeing how one guy is uhm. possibly biased against people with different pigments, I think the conversation is bad actually

[odd stirrup]

I love hating

[limpid arch]

nah how about 20

[odd stirrup]

so racist

Got it

[peak scaffold]

why am i commentating over this chat😭

[plush crater]

0's nothing so i only owe you 2

[peak scaffold]

well i didnt wanna say that, didnt know if it was filtered and im tired of being muted

[limpid arch]

[limpid arch]

ok ok

[odd stirrup]

The more you know

[thorn kestrel]

I cant wait for the discord name color racewars to start happening

[polar hinge]

[plush crater]

theyd only mute you if you say it

[peak scaffold]

imagine beinh purple💔

[peak scaffold]

well idk

[thorn kestrel]

Says the greenie

[plush crater]

shut up greener

[odd stirrup]

Greena

[limpid arch]

idk what i can get in 2

[peak scaffold]

atleast i dont have an ugly crown by my name

[thorn kestrel]

Well at least im not green

[peak scaffold]

"yeah i want a hexagon by my name" shush

[odd stirrup]

Color of throw up

[thorn kestrel]

Bestagon btw

[odd stirrup]

Jealous cus you got notta 💔

[peak scaffold]

nuh uh my throw ups pink with sparkles

[odd stirrup]

Dwugs

[peak scaffold]

wut

[uneven kindle]

lets just agree mice are superior to humans and move on

[thorn kestrel]

You are mad because you dont have a purple bestagon and thats ok

[peak scaffold]

no

[limpid arch]

guys

[odd stirrup]

Stupid green thing

[limpid arch]

i need money

[uneven kindle]

😔

[thorn kestrel]

you can always convert to purpism

[keen turtle]

they leaked it… finally…

[peak scaffold]

ur just mad cuz u paid for that rank and now ur names uglier

[limpid arch]

buy me a burger

[peak scaffold]

they leaked wha6

[odd stirrup]

Purple privilege 💔✌️

[polar hinge]

what

[peak scaffold]

ykw im luuning my arr

[limpid arch]

the lunr files

[keen turtle]

nah

[thorn kestrel]

ur just mad cus you were too broke to buy the bestagon rank and had to settle for being a green

[odd stirrup]

I’m furpling my purple

[keen turtle]

they leaked smth absolutely blow yall mind

[thorn kestrel]

i bet you are a square

[limpid arch]

the lunr files v2?

[peak scaffold]

actually im so rich i bought purple for mc, and then used a dif account to have green for discord

cuz im rich and cool

[thorn kestrel]

My dad owns minecraft

[odd stirrup]

Prove it

[keen turtle]

vro 🥀

[peak scaffold]

proof?

[limpid arch]

its only 30 bucks

[peak scaffold]

gimme 4 million dollars

[keen turtle]

they leaked the mm update and bw s5 update

[peak scaffold]

and u cant afford 30 dollars

[thorn kestrel]

nuh uh

[peak scaffold]

and thats ok

[polar hinge]

where

[uneven grove]

[limpid arch]

ur so rude

[peak scaffold]

we arent all as privledged as me

[peak scaffold]

thanks i got that from my mom

and dad actually

[odd stirrup]

Says the green to the purple

[peak scaffold]

what?

[limpid arch]

wth i saw

[odd stirrup]

At LEAST we’re not grey

[uneven kindle]

bw season 5: players can now purchase the ability to creative mode fly for only 6 emeralds

[peak scaffold]

agreed

[thorn kestrel]

true

[peak scaffold]

EWW get it out

[odd stirrup]

Those creatures are a whole other level

[peak scaffold]

grey

[uneven grove]

we unlocked classism in the hive discord server

[odd stirrup]

Bout time

[thorn kestrel]

look at that blue

[uneven kindle]

i cant link any of my accs with ranks :c

[thorn kestrel]

daddys money

[peak scaffold]

frr

[odd stirrup]

Exactly

[limpid arch]

guys i am so lonely

[odd stirrup]

ok conquest

[shrewd elbow]

As expected of this cruel society bro

[peak scaffold]

get a boyfriend

[limpid arch]

i am not gay or a girl

[peak scaffold]

wait your straight?

[limpid arch]

yea ofc

[uneven kindle]

get a femboyfriend, its not gay if u like their femininity

[thorn kestrel]

thats a man?

[peak scaffold]

I- im sorry, I dont think i can support that

just not how i was raised

[shrewd elbow]

Run bro they're trolling bro

[kind viper]

step one, talk to woman, step two || you cannot complete step one, buy a motorcycle and a monster and call it a day||

[peak scaffold]

i have never ever trolled

[limpid arch]

i can only talk to egirls not the irl ones

[balmy imp]

🍾 🥳

[limpid arch]

[peak scaffold]

what about eboys

[kind viper]

[thorn kestrel]

egirls will never work out trust me

[peak scaffold]

whats the celebration

[odd stirrup]

I’m back whats poppin

[merry prawn]

true bro

[kind viper]

go, turn back

[balmy imp]

I just killed a hacker in skywars im so happy

[limpid arch]

i get harassed by them

[odd stirrup]

No

Chats interesting again

[peak scaffold]

thats so based

[kind viper]

[odd stirrup]

I need to be here

[peak scaffold]

i know a way to get them to be friendly with you

eyaoi

[odd stirrup]

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[thorn kestrel]

????

[plush crater]

you got too close to their ekitten

[peak scaffold]

just make them the ekitten

[plush crater]

[plush crater]

i do.

[limpid arch]

there e kitten knew me before them ofc i am closer to them

[peak scaffold]

YAYY 🍹

[thorn kestrel]

Turn the guys into ekittens to get the egirl

genius move

[peak scaffold]

the egirl isnt the prize there

[thorn kestrel]

oh

[limpid arch]

or i can be the ekitten and get all of the boys to buy

[plush crater]

yeah i want the eboy to be a obedient dude

[peak scaffold]

yesyesyes

[odd stirrup]

Can I buy ekittens?

[thorn kestrel]

a good play

[odd stirrup]

I want a whole litter

[peak scaffold]

which of you ekittens want nitwo

[thorn kestrel]

this conversation is disgusting

[merry prawn]

me

[odd stirrup]

Embrace it

[odd stirrup]

ME ME ME

I DO I DO I DO

[rapid laurel]

hii

[peak scaffold]

bites you, sorry
bites you, sorry
bites you, so—

[rapid laurel]

h3llo

[stone temple]

Can you delete this message?

[odd stirrup]

[stone temple]

You still have time.

[thorn kestrel]

I catch people who do bad things to kids, Its like looking through the yellow gate. Once you see what happens behind the scenes, you are never the same

[uneven kindle]

its entertaining :3

[thorn kestrel]

what vile horrors lay just out of sight oh my god

[peak scaffold]

yk i was gonna buy you nitro as a joke but appearently something took my money💔

[thorn kestrel]

also hello that one random person

[odd stirrup]

It was the egang

[peak scaffold]

fr💔

[odd stirrup]

They took your edollars out yo ewallet

[thorn kestrel]

1000 yard stare

[odd stirrup]

With their crusty eboy enails

[peak scaffold]

i mean it was giftcard money, so its hard to look at reciepts with that stuff cuz im stupid but what in the world took 13 dollars💔

[limpid arch]

lowkey i catfished my best friend and he cried for 1 month after he knew its me

[peak scaffold]

what?

[limpid arch]

he spended more then 100 bucks and he was a kid

[thorn kestrel]

And you say you are straight

[uneven kindle]

stalking from 1000 yards away....how weird

[peak scaffold]

lmao

[odd stirrup]

W game

[limpid arch]

lowkey maybe in next life when i am a girl i will go for him

[uneven kindle]

straight guy things...totalllyyy

[peak scaffold]

they call me the woke mob, Im gonna make ever1 gay

by any means nessecery

besides money

cuz im poor

[limpid arch]

ss that

[thorn kestrel]

dictatorship to bring childbirth rates to 0 and everyone gay

[limpid arch]

u poor girl

[odd stirrup]

I’ll be whatever anyone wants for 20 dollaroonies

[uneven kindle]

real

[peak scaffold]

i gotta buy the hive cosemetics

very important nessecity

[thorn kestrel]

anything besides smart financial choices

[lyric moss]

hello

[limpid arch]

i get that from eboys i have 10 account all of them have u rank

[shrewd elbow]

I'll give you 20 dollaroonies to be free from the hive bro

[limpid arch]

and they all were gifted by eboys

[shrewd elbow]

Run away and start your own server bro

[peak scaffold]

yes yes yes

[odd stirrup]

I appreciate it bro but hive has seared itself into the fibers of my mind

So I don’t think that can happen bro

[merry prawn]

sob bro

[peak scaffold]

lowk i need to find a rich person who basically throws away money to buy me games and cosemetics

[shrewd elbow]

@merry prawn send the sobclops for me bro

[odd stirrup]

Maybe in the future bro

[merry prawn]

[odd stirrup]

Thought you were

[limpid arch]

ur a goldminer

[peak scaffold]

no i bought too many hive ranks

[thorn kestrel]

There is a way to get that, but thats the dark road

[odd stirrup]

Golddigger 💔

[shrewd elbow]

Thanks my unbetraying evil clanker bro

[peak scaffold]

ok but i wanna get that for doing nothing so

[merry prawn]

no broblemotron bro

[thorn kestrel]

uh ok good luck buddy

[peak scaffold]

dw id make sure to rob a m*n

so its ok!

[regal harbor]

Gold digger*

[upper nacelle]

Will there be no quest costume this month?

[thorn kestrel]

uh oh here comes the ai

[regal harbor]

That literally doesn't change any of it.

[regal harbor]

Idk.

[limpid arch]

what if that guy took advantage of u

[peak scaffold]

ok but it makes it morally ok

[peak scaffold]

well he wouldnt be able to

[regal harbor]

Being a gold digger is not morally okay, ngl.

[peak scaffold]

id make sure im at least 500 miles away

[peak scaffold]

but id be digging gold from m*n

[regal harbor]

Bro what

[limpid arch]

what if he is batman

[vestal spoke]

😮‍💨

[peak scaffold]

Batmans too busy fighting crime to give me money for nothing

[peak scaffold]

ok but im robbing the rich and giving to the poor (me)

[limpid arch]

he is a pookiebat

[regal harbor]

I'm for that.

Go for it!

Lol

[peak scaffold]

ty twin

[limpid arch]

give some to me to

[peak scaffold]

no you need to get your eboys for that

[wide ember]

wheres the costume for may

[limpid arch]

they will make me do bad stuff

[uneven kindle]

they do say eat the rich, i think we should make a nice stew

[wide ember]

[dull fog]

Buzz buzz

[limpid arch]

[regal harbor]

Bee

[peak scaffold]

ppl taste nasty tho ill stick to robbing the rich

[regal harbor]

Lets bee bees 🐝

[dull fog]

Yes. We are BEES

[regal harbor]

Why would you want to be cannibalistic anyway..

[dull fog]

NotedBee2005

my goat

[peak scaffold]

for the memes

[regal harbor]

NotedBee

[odd stirrup]

We can finally be bees

[dull fog]

Bee free to bee bees, buzz buzz 🐝

[peak scaffold]

yo any millionaires in chat i can exploit to buy me pragmata

rip that message

[regal harbor]

Sorry to tell you, but no one is going to find that funny.. 💔

[peak scaffold]

awe shucks

[uneven kindle]

how would you know they taste nasty? 🤨

[peak scaffold]

lemme try again

[peak scaffold]

I could make a joke but i dont wanna be muted—
I do bite my arm alot tho

[regal harbor]

Yeah, idk who could possibly ever find cannibalism funny...

That would just be weird.

[dull fog]

Why would you bite your own arm..?

[peak scaffold]

well prolly people who find cannibalism funny

[dull fog]

That's concerning

[regal harbor]

And disgusting.

[peak scaffold]

stress tou

[regal harbor]

Anf...

[peak scaffold]

comedy is illegal💔

[uneven kindle]

im curious what joke now.....

[regal harbor]

Do you know anyone who finds it funny

[dull fog]

You should just get bubble wrap that would be way better for relieving stress

[uneven kindle]

cannibals and non-cannibals that have darker sense of humor

duh

[peak scaffold]

idk ask ur mom she might know

[regal harbor]

How do you find eating other human being funny?

[uneven kindle]

😭

[peak scaffold]

Booooring

[peak scaffold]

:3

[regal harbor]

Its sick, thats what.

[peak scaffold]

[regal harbor]

Like saying that "I love killing people for a living and eating their livers."

[uneven kindle]

its only sick if its not properly cooked

[regal harbor]

I know that.

[dull fog]

You do you bro 😭

[uneven kindle]

so just cook it obviously

[peak scaffold]

Awe shucks u caught me

[regal harbor]

Yeah and theres certain things that you cant eat.

[maiden nimbus]

Die

[regal harbor]

Like.. the eyes,

[peak scaffold]

guilttyyy

[regal harbor]

The brain.

Bla bla bla.

[peak scaffold]

A girl can have hobbies ok?

[uneven kindle]

fr

[regal harbor]

You might want to stop having that hobby.

[peak scaffold]

ugh you wont let women do ANYTHING fun

[uneven kindle]

atp i think u just hate lunr :c

[regal harbor]

Wouldn't want to be the next uhh

[peak scaffold]

frr

[young anvil]

Womp

[regal harbor]

Whats his name, grom the books.

[peak scaffold]

well guess what

[uneven kindle]

best idea yet xd

[regal harbor]

Would it honestly make ANY difference if it were a guy?

[uneven kindle]

guys are more likely to get caught and worse cooks on average

[peak scaffold]

when have you called out a man for having this hobby?

notice how youve only called out a woman🙄

[regal harbor]

Erm.

[dull fog]

What is this chat bro 😭😭

[regal harbor]

You're literally the only one talking about wanting to kill and eat people.

[peak scaffold]

[peak scaffold]

woa woa woa

[regal harbor]

As a joke.

[foggy mantle]

hi

[uneven kindle]

hey man in this economy you gotta be able to eat somehow 💔

[peak scaffold]

i just wanna have a snack—not kill anyone, do you support eating dissorders?

[peak scaffold]

i think he just wants me to have an ED

[dull fog]

Sigh

[uneven kindle]

seems like it :(

[regal harbor]

Do you even know what to eat and what not to eat from a human body.

[peak scaffold]

hey google is free, costco memberships are not

[uneven kindle]

i havent had to cook one soooo not yet no

[regal harbor]

Hannibal Lecter, thats who I was thinking of..

[thorn kestrel]

Cannibal lecture

[regal harbor]

You trying to be the next Hannibal Lecter?

[regal harbor]

Lmao.

[peak scaffold]

no cuz theyre a man

[regal harbor]

.

[thorn kestrel]

ok

[peak scaffold]

:3

[regal harbor]

Does everything have to be about someone's gender..

[uneven kindle]

next katherine knight then

[peak scaffold]

wow and now your denying womens sufferage

[regal harbor]

.

[uneven kindle]

have you ever met a women that wanted to be compared to a man?

[regal harbor]

You're *

[peak scaffold]

wow now ur mansplaning my language to me🙄

[regal harbor]

For some reason only those that REALLY care about their feelings or smth.

[uneven kindle]

so now people's feelings dont matter? 💔

[peak scaffold]

wowww so ur saying women are too emotional?

[uneven kindle]

tbf they are on average, but emotional men are a lot worse by far xd

[peak scaffold]

?

[uneven kindle]

everyone saw that btw @mighty forge lol

[regal harbor]

I can tell you that my mother is a strong feminist and she doesn't care if she gets conpared to a man.

[mighty forge]

😄

[uneven kindle]

ahhh so she's a tomboy

[regal harbor]

No..?

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[regal harbor]

Damn yall really tryna ragebait me.

[peak scaffold]

everyone knows a core part of feminism is giving me a million dollars

[regal harbor]

Money is not everything.

[uneven kindle]

ur the one tryna ragebait us?

[peak scaffold]

i dont think trying is a nessacery word there

[uneven kindle]

im too poor sadly 😔

[peak scaffold]

yeye now give me 1 million dollars

[regal harbor]

No.

[peak scaffold]

ig u arent a feminist then

[peak scaffold]

smh🙄

[regal harbor]

Still no.

Get your own money.

[peak scaffold]

just say u hate me cuz im a girl and im gay alr like omggg🙄

[regal harbor]

Yes

I'm joking obviously.

[peak scaffold]

tsk tsk

[regal harbor]

Yap yap.

[peak scaffold]

This is why im gonna continue having my snacks

[uneven kindle]

cancelled

[uneven kindle]

u should add a fossil to it ;3

[thorn kestrel]

ofc you are eating snacks

[regal harbor]

Human livers?!?

[regal harbor]

No.

[peak scaffold]

ew too chewy

[uneven kindle]

lol

[regal harbor]

Uhm.

You're not supposed to eat it uncooked.

[peak scaffold]

oops!

[regal harbor]

Now you'll get a sickness.

[peak scaffold]

nuh uh

[regal harbor]

And probably die.

[peak scaffold]

i evolved my immune system

[regal harbor]

Most likely.

[regal harbor]

:(

[uneven kindle]

you probably wish

[peak scaffold]

just say ur immune system isnt that good

[peak scaffold]

fr, yk, cuz im a woman

[regal harbor]

Bro I do not care actually, ngl.

[tall comet]

Hive please add bedwars quests

[peak scaffold]

Hive please add a bridge gamemode

[regal harbor]

Hive please never add bedwars quests

[regal harbor]

They have that alr.

[uneven kindle]

it exists alr: "Any: kill 4 players", "Any: win 3 games", Any:"play 5 games" etc

[regal harbor]

You're just blind, dw.

[peak scaffold]

exactly

[tall comet]

Any is not bedwars

[regal harbor]

Bro

[peak scaffold]

bw has so many quests it has its own quest master

[tall comet]

I need a better reason to have 7k games played

[regal harbor]

I saw this someone with this "The OG" hub title on and idk how they got it

[peak scaffold]

you should prolly play games cuz u have fun playing

[uneven kindle]

fr

[peak scaffold]

but im no genius

[peak scaffold]

isnt that an og hive+ hub title?

[tall comet]

Isnt bedwars like fun

[regal harbor]

.

Idk.

[peak scaffold]

to some, but you shoulsnt need points to play a game you enjoy playing

[uneven kindle]

og hive+ title, the hive+ cosmetics got refreshed in like 2023 or smth

[regal harbor]

Let me check real quick.

[peak scaffold]

the game should be the fun part

[tall comet]

Nonono its QUEST points /qp not xp challenges i dont need any xp im already lvl100

[uneven kindle]

what game does every1 here main?

[tall comet]

Bedwars

[peak scaffold]

og is for hive plus pre 2021

[uneven kindle]

valid

[regal harbor]

2023 you say?

[peak scaffold]

theres a message of mine that response works to but not that one

[tall comet]

And gravity

[peak scaffold]

2021

[regal harbor]

Oh, 2021 you say?

[uneven kindle]

i thought it was i didnt realize how old it was 😭

i got hive+ on my main in 2020 xd

[peak scaffold]

yip https://support.playhive.com/hub-titles/

[regal harbor]

Damn I need it.

[fallow hamlet]

vahhh

[uneven kindle]

less valid

[tall comet]

Need to note that

[regal harbor]

I didn't get Hive+ until 3 years later, ngl.

[peak scaffold]

gravity is fun but too reptetive for a main

its lit just a dropper

[uneven kindle]

ye

[tall comet]

Right

[uneven kindle]

a dropper game needs like 80+ maps to not be overly repetitive tbh

[peak scaffold]

i go through phases of maining bw and maining mm

[tall comet]

Thats why i play bedwars which is 5x more repetitive but at least i kill people

[peak scaffold]

fr

[peak scaffold]

well any game where other players effect you will be so much more replayable

[uneven kindle]

valid and mm with friends at least? cuz if solo....u scare me

[regal harbor]

I would not consider 2021 as og

[peak scaffold]

uh.

[regal harbor]

Ngl.

[peak scaffold]

well its just from buying hive+ but the hive+ cosemetics changed in 2021

[stiff osprey]

what's up yall

[regal harbor]

I'd hardly even consider 2020 as og.

[pseudo cypress]

Guys i wantttttt the quest costume 😭

[stiff osprey]

my names chad

[uneven kindle]

i main ctf but sorta jump around between everything

[tall comet]

Im out good night uh discord users

[uneven kindle]

ur scary 😭

[tall comet]

Its gone

[peak scaffold]

ok what is og for you then

[regal harbor]

Goodnight.

[peak scaffold]

cuz hive bedrock released 2018

😭

[uneven kindle]

its og for hive specifically

[regal harbor]

2019 at the most for bedrock edition.

[uneven kindle]

if ur old enough to remember the arcade hubs existence ur OG imo

[regal harbor]

I alr have that costume.

Shame they got rid of it.

[peak scaffold]

I fdel like if you joined within the third year of a server being released when its been out for 8 years your og

[mighty forge]

i remember playing bridge for the first time

[uneven kindle]

same....even if i used entity esp for them all lol

[regal harbor]

7 and a half years actually.

[peak scaffold]

tomato tomato

[regal harbor]

As of October 16th, it will have been out forn8 years.

[uneven kindle]

i miss arcade hub's duels too :(

[peak scaffold]

that doesnt work in text lol

[uneven kindle]

potato potato

[regal harbor]

Huh

I think I have memory loss.

[uneven kindle]

golden mailbot

[regal harbor]

Yeah.

[peak scaffold]

its insane to me that most hive olayers who play as of now didnt even experience the sonic event

[uneven kindle]

i used entity esp to get all 100 because i did it before guides were posted

[regal harbor]

A youtube video to get them all?

[peak scaffold]

nerdddd

[uneven kindle]

i miss the sonic event so much

[uneven kindle]

nuh uh

[peak scaffold]

ongg, i still am so sad I didnt get the knuckles costume

[regal harbor]

Ohhh... whats the esp supposed to mean exactly?

[stiff osprey]

real i cant believe i use to hate it

[uneven kindle]

it was the only game i actually afk farmed cuz the xp was so ass in it

glad i got the costume

[peak scaffold]

i was lvl 19/20 in that gamemode but i was kicked off cuz i had an appointment in the morning💔

[regal harbor]

I legit almost never got on during that event.

[uneven kindle]

the save the chaos minigame was ass

but the rest were good

[peak scaffold]

then the next day it was gone💔

[uneven kindle]

thats so unlucky :c

poor lunr

[peak scaffold]

frrr

its a good thing i dont rrly use costumes anyways

[uneven kindle]

hitboxes that show through walls

[uneven kindle]

same

[regal harbor]

Oh.

Alr.

[uneven kindle]

most of them are so mid only time i use em is to show off some of the og ones i have

[stiff osprey]

i miss uh

i just miss hive.

when it was peak

[peak scaffold]

that+ I just prefer skins

[regal harbor]

The only costume I use is the chicky costume.

[pseudo cypress]

Whereeew is my quest costume

[regal harbor]

But I use it all the time, so.

[peak scaffold]

the vibe of hive during covid was peak tho

[uneven kindle]

i do use the rat king costume a bit but ye usually im using a mouse maid skin xd

[peak scaffold]

oh!

[regal harbor]

Were any of yall around when survival games released?

[stiff osprey]

i miss everything, from just being four games, the og castle, the og parkour. the hackers flaoting in hub or literally exploding spawn, i miss when seeing hive people meant you had a golden ticket of an achievement

[uneven kindle]

every game was so active and the player count rivaled hypixel

it was amazing

[regal harbor]

Hackers exploding spawn!?!

[uneven kindle]

i miss the og hub too, the new one just doesnt hit right

[regal harbor]

WHAT.

I don't remember that AT ALL.

[stiff osprey]

yes spawn use to get broken sometimes!!

i'm not kidding

[uneven kindle]

there was a short-lived flaw in the game that let hackers break parts of the hub

[peak scaffold]

I dont like how far away the castle is

[stiff osprey]

it was in early 2019 or 2018

[regal harbor]

They must've only done it when I was asleep.

[uneven kindle]

same

[regal harbor]

Def when I was asleep.

[peak scaffold]

Ugh i miss bedwars season 2

the good old days💔

[stiff osprey]

idk, i mean one time they destroyed spawn n it stayed like that for a week or so

in one arena

area*

[regal harbor]

.

[uneven kindle]

i dont like the aesthetic of the custom blocks either + the fact they lag the game out when used in abundance like in the hub

[stiff osprey]

like the waterfall

[peak scaffold]

😭😭😭

[regal harbor]

Thats some great ragebait.

[tiny cradle]

gang

[uneven kindle]

i miss bw season 1

[regal harbor]

7/10

[peak scaffold]

ty twin

[tiny cradle]

yes

[regal harbor]

Alr.

[peak scaffold]

oh wow i see how it is

wheres my 10/10

[regal harbor]

Its gone..

[peak scaffold]

:(

[regal harbor]

Idk where it could've possibky went.

[peak scaffold]

im gonna cry now

[stiff osprey]

i really miss the one time they told everyone how many snowballs we thru and stuff, there was so many people

[regal harbor]

Maybe it got up and walked away.

[regal harbor]

Yeah I have memory loss.

Ofc that stuff was all like

7 years ago

[stiff osprey]

or maybe you weren't there

🫣

[regal harbor]

I was definitely there

Skmewhere.